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Balloting Begins Next Week
For Most Popular Professor
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Nominations from students for the most ixpiJar
UK professor will be accepted today at two otm
.'pots. Hoxcs have been set up at the Campus Hoolc
Store and the Student Union Building.

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The three previous winners of the most popular
professor election are not eligible for, this year's

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Any campus oianiation may sponsor a cat'.dt-lat- e
for queen The name of the ro'iteMant. tlw
sponsor, and a lare photiuraph of the ctndKlatn
must be sent to the Newman Club by Jan Ujk A
campus elect ion will be held Tuesday. Wednrlduv,
17. A Ix.ard of Judesl will
Thursday. Feb. la.
M'lect the queen from tle five t"b leieiviiuj th
most votes.

Trophies will also be awarded to the best student
entertainer and for the best costume at the dance.

Final balloting will be next Friday. 'The u inner
of the contest will be announced at the Mardt Clras
dance. This year's dance, which is .sponsored by the
Newman Club, will be held Saturday, Feb. 19. at

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and Mollis Hummers, assistant prolrss,r of Kiu:lish.

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Tough Luck, It's Sanforized
?".n hnt ran this Jilile girl ever nil out an old shirt. It. looks much
better on her than it did on dad. Who knows but this may become
one of the leading styles in the near future!
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Spivey To Take Leave;
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UK Debaters Win

In Practice Meet

Nesius Fills

UK's Debate Tea in split four cU'hatcs Saturday in a rouncl-roh'- n
practice tourney with Western Kentucky State College
and Georgetown College.

The University orators won two debates and lost two. Western had
the best record, winning three and losing one, and Georgetown won
one and lest three.
Dr. Gifl'oid Blylon. UK debate coach, said that the debates were
held as a "".arm up" for the forthcoming Kentucky Intercollegiate
Debate Tournament to be held at Asbury College, Jan. 22.
UK is the defending champion of the Kentucky Intercollegiate,
which represents nine state colleges and universities. They are Georgetown, University of Louisville, Centre, Asbury, Berea. Kentucky State.
Eastern, and UK.
James Dndon and Charles English will argue the affirmative in
the Jan. 22 tournament, and Eddie Lovelace and Mike Ganji will debate
the negative.
Entering three debate tourneys this year, the .UK squad won two
and placed fourth ?n the third tournament. The University debaters
won 11 out of 12 debates in the Tau Kappa Alpha regional tournament
at Cincinnati for first place honors.
The debaters also won the Morris Harvey College Invitational at
Charleston, W. Va., while placing fourth in the Purdue University meet.
The debaters will participate in a tournament at Ohio State University Jan. 29. The team is defending champion for that tourney also.
Other members of the UK squad are Jane Snyder. Lissy May, Jacob
Mayer, Lester Wise, William Carter, James Belcher, and Kathleen

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Dr. Ernest J. Nesius lias been
appointed associate director
of the Agricultural Extension
Service, succeeding Thomson
H. Bryant.
Dr. Nesius has been assistant di- -'

Dr. Herman E. Spivey, dean
the Graduate School, lias
been granted a six months'
leave from the University, effective Fell. 1, to participate;
in a State Department educational assignment in Italy.
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rector of extension in charge of
the Farm and Home Development
program in Kentucky since Sep-- ,
tember.
From 1951 to 1954 he served as
economist and agriculture administrative officer forthe Foreign
Operations Administration in Austria and Yugoslavia.
Devine.
Mr. Bryant will remain as pro
The subject being debated by colleges and universities all over the fessor of agricultural extension unnation this year is 'Resolved: That the United States Should Extend til July 1, when he will go on a
change-of-wor- k
Diplomatic Recognition to the Communist Government of China."
basis.
In commenting upon Dr. Nesius'
appointment. Dean Frank J. Welch
College of Agriculture said
Journalism Graduate of thelong
research,
experience
that
Returns From Europe extension, and teachingin "eminently qualify Dr. Nesius for his new
Lt. Paul Knapp, Kernel column- - work."
Typewriters are now available
ist two years ago. has returned to;
to the general public in the Marthis country from Europe. Lt.
garet I. King Library.
Knapp edited Air Force papers and
A coin typewriter, operating:
while in Europe.
one-ha- lf
an hour for a dime, has bulletins be remembered on the
He may
been installed in Room 411.
campus for his column. "The
Knapp Sack".

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tion cards for next semester will
be available at the Registrar's
Office during examination week,

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24-2- 8.

Class schedule books for next
semester may be picked up at
any of the Deans' offices after

Thursday, Jan. 20,
Full details on tfage

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Dr. Lyle R. Dawson, head of
the Department of Chemistry, will
serve as acting dean of the Graduate School during Dr. Spivey's
absence.
The Graduate School head will
be assigned to Rome as a senior
lecturer in American civilization.
While in Italy. Dean Spivey will
participate in three separate educational programs, all a part of
the Fulbnght Act.
These assignments Include:
1. A course of 30 lectures on
American civilization at the University of Rome.
2. Inauguration
of a chair in
American civilization at a university in Naples.
3. Assisting other American specialists in conducting a seminar
for selected Italian teachers of
English.
The Spivey family Is eiperted to
sail from New York on Jan. 2t.
He will return to the campus In
August.

Cooley Speaks

This overseas
C C. Cooley, executive director marks the second such assignment
of United. Community Services for given Dr. Spivey during the past
Fayette County, spoke Tuesday to year. Last summer he was sent
the sophomore class in Orientation to Yugoslavia by the Foreign Oy- -i
Formal spring rush for sororities to Social Work.
erations Administration.
will begin Sunday. Feb. 6 and conthrough Saturday, Feb. 12,
tinue
according to rush dates agreed
upon by the Women's Panhellenic

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the first time rush has ever begun

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UK Debate Team
This rroup of debater participated in a round robin practice tourney with Western Kentucky State Col!ee and Georgetown College
last Saturday. The group won two and lost two. The debates were
held in preparation to the forthcoming Kentucky Intercollegiate
Debate Tournament to be held January 22 at Asbury College. Pictured left to right are: Mite Ganji. James Dundon, Charles English,
and Eddy Lovelace. Standing is l)r. G. Hlyton. debate roach.

before registration.
Coke parties will start on Sunday, with formal parties slated for
Monday and Tuesday of rush Vjeek.
Friday has been designated as
preference night; bids are to be
signed and given out Saturday.
Kushees must pay l when they
sign for rush at the dean of
women's meeting at 4:30 p.m.,
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February 5.
who went out for rush
Students
last fall and who want to go out
this time must attend the coke
parties at every house and sign
the guest book.
The dormitories will open Sunday morning. Feb. 6, for girls returning early for rush. The first
meal.vjserved in the dorms will be
on Monday.
The schedule for rush is as follows :

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Blackburn To Present
Next Sunday Musicale

Arnold Blackburn. orgaAiist. will present the first recital in the netf
year of the Sunday AJterAioon Musicales at 4 p.m.,. January 18. in
Memorial Hall.
Mr. Blackburn is a member 'of the Univtrblty music fatuity. U
is also a member of the American Guild of Organists. Mr. Blackburn
is also organist and choir master at Christ Church. Ixington.
He holds a Master of Music degree from the University of Michigan and is a teacher and recjtalist of wide experience.

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program will be presented in a different way-th.- i
and should be
will be la the form of a If cture-recispecial interest both to the lay ma a and the musician. Mr. ttJaekbur
will illustrate and display the divisions of the organ and thir functiwa.
He will also display the tone color of the various divisions.
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In the last hulf of the program Mr. IJlackburn will play compositions by Johann Sebastin Rach and Olivier Messuen. a contemporary
French compter who is a controversial figure in the music world. This
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open to the public.
recital is free-an-

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National Engineering Society
Ealon ?s Book
Develops Teaching Program
Named One
Sororities Rush
Churth students
Of '54 s Best
Newton B. Fowler Jr., has been
minister to Christian

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Forrest I King, secretary-directSunday
of Kentucky Christian Churches
Alpha Gamma Delta
announced that Mr. Fowler's pri3:40-4:1- 0
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mary responsibility will be working
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with th approximately 1.000 stuKappa Alpha Theta
dents who have listed themselves
Kappa Delta
as members of the Christian
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Churches announced that Mr.
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be working with the approximately
Monday
1.000 students who have listed
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7:50 Zeta Tau Alpha
Christian Church.
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Fowler has been established at
Tuesday
the Kentucky Christian Churches
6:50 Delta Delta Delta
ptaff office at 641 South Lime.
7:50 Delta Zeta
8- Mr. Fowler is a native of Georgia
Alpha Theta
and a graduate of Lynchburg ColAlpha Xi Delta
lege in Virginia. As a college stuFriday
8:15-9:35
dent he was in the Christian stuall of
dent programs and in his senjof the houses.
year, he served as national presiMonday and Tuesday bids will
dent of the Disciple Student Fel- be picked up Monday. Feb. 7 from
lowship.
a.m. in Room 204 of the StuHe is now a studept'at the Col- dent Union. Friday bids will be
lege of the Biblt? where he is picked up on Friday. Feb. 11 at the
working toward a Bachelor of same time and place as the other
Divinity degree.
bids.
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History of the Southern Con-- '.
federacy". written by Dr. William
Clement Eaton, professor of history, has .been selected as one of
"The Year's Best'' by a board of
reviewers for "Saturday Review,"
literary magazine.
A group of 28 newspaper re- -,
viewers and a number of specialists
selected a total of 25 books in the
general interest category as repre-- ,
sentative of the year's best works.
Dr. Eaton's work also received
the History Book Club award for
September. "History of the Southern Confederacy" was published in
March 1954 by the MacMillan
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Eii"iiierin" Exams
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The State Board for professional engineers In training will
hold an exam at 7:45 a.m., Jan.
13. in Hoom 204 at Anderson
Hall.

Carol Lee Weber

JANUARY

Everything Goes! Prices Specially Reduced!
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UK Trustees
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aland to future ramptis-burstinnn reuM d. pr'ob.iblv doubled,
A Rift of $10,000 from Mrs. Ralph
and planrun."
lor total f nroilmejit. Ihi- - prsrs vrj- McCracken, Lexingtoli. to be used cnrclhncnts. he
lousing lor
future, the follow- ous .questions. 1 have recently di.---,
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questions with a
totaling $16.18580 ing article which New York in a cu.ed
contributions
Hernumber of collcue president., and
it cent issue of the
which were accepted by the Board ald
Tribune is of special tnft rest'. lure h're some of the problems and
of Trustees this week.
The author. Fr"d M. ' Hei hinder. possible solutions:
Other Rifts accepted included MU.gests that the flood will reach
At present the number of stu- -'
300 shares of oil company stock,, the colleges in five or
fix yearn.
dents enrolled in independent col-- j
gifts to the Margaret I. Kins Li- '
If the deluirc of students will leges and universities is almost
brary, and miscellaneous items.
rise to high school level in abut 'evenly balanced against those in
Mrs. McCracken's gift, which three years from now, it must be publicly financed institutions.
wilUbe administered by the Ken- exported to reach the colleges in latest figures put 4. per cent in The
the
tucky Research Foundation, was five or six years. Today it Is almost independent schools; 55 per cent
presented in honor of her hus- impossible to spend. more Mian fif- j in the state and municipal colleges.
band, who operates McCracken teen
is widely considered a desir-- .
with a college presiand McCall, lumber firm. The dent minutes getting into the ques- This pattern because it assures a
without
able
scholarships will be given to
tion of what to do when that great variety of institutions and a
music students from Pu- deluge begins.
maximum of real independence.
laski, Bell. Whitley. Boyle, Camp- - '
Last year there were slightly beA high proportion of the hide- bell or Fayette county.
low two and one-ha- lf
million stu- pendent- colleges, are relatively
In addition to Mrs. McCracken, dents in all the institutions of 'small, and
their smallness has givdonors and their gifts include:
higher learning. All indieations en them a special character and
R, R. Dawson, 'Bloomfield, $200 are, although rone of the figures tradition. The question now Is; if
to the Kentucky Research Foun- areas yet final, that the coming these schools are ( expand, will
dation for the R. R. Dawson Bridpe academic ypar will see a slight In- the y retain enough of that special
Company Fund, to be used for crease! With a fairly stable econthey
tradition?
scholarships; Dr. Herbert Soren-so- n. omy and without a. major war or character and on the otherIf hand.,
don't expand,
$15.80 to the William S. Taylor change in the
draft picture, the it is clear
the great influx
Memorial Fund; American Cyana-mi- d college enrollment curve can be will have tothat handmled largely
be
.
Co., New York City, $2,000 to expected to rise slowly
until the by the state university, with the
the Agronomy Department for a beginning of the' war-tim- e
..and result that these schools would
project relating to cooperating post-wbabies reach college age. eventually end up with something
.studies on tobacco plant bed treat- - Then the curve will rise dramaticloser to 85 per cent or more of the
ments with calcium syanamide.
cally. A doubling of the present total American student body. Many
Shell Chemical Corp., Denver, enrollment by or shortly after I960 educators consider so drastic a
$1,000 grant-in-ai- d
a dangerous prospect.
la the Experi- is not a reckless estimate.
ment Station in support of a proj- - ' In preparing or trying to preWhat are some of the possible
cct dealing with evaluation of. cer- - pare for that day college adminis- compromise
solutions?
tain selected insecticides Louis' trators know that they cannot
Quite obviously some small inWare, Chicago. $1,000 to.the Ken- meet the increase enrollment with
tucky Research Foundation for en- - the sort of temporary emergency dependent college in fact most of
iineering scholarships; Panhellenic measures with which they handled them will expand somewhat. This
by
part be
Association of ..the University, $500 the post-wveterans' boom. It will in necessity'; dictated by economic
in part,
the
to the Research Foundation for was relatively easy to put
pressure of qualified applicants.
the Frances Jewell McVey Schol- who frantically wanted an
One
liberal arts
arship Fund.
education and then go on to their men smalljust completedcollege for
a special
has
Anonymous, $160 to be used to chosen careers, into Vast barrack survey
of its own size and potential
defray expenses of a New York! areas. These men were used to expansion.
now
boodbinder who gave a week's barrack life, and the campus bar- neighborhoodIt of 500 has in the
students. It
course in elementary bookbinding racks were an improvement over
feels that it would be better off
to five members of the UK library army quarters. The ordinary, much
with 750. It concedes that it might,
staff; 'Joseph M. Hartfield. New! younger, straight-l'rom-hom- e
stuYork City. $1,000 for the .Presi-- i dent of the Sixties cannot and without harm, go up to 1.000.
dent's Fund; Mr. and Mrs. Paul should not be dealt with in that This kind of expansion will be
merely a drop in the bucket, but
G. Blazer. Ashland. 20O shares of fashion.
stock in the Ashland Oil and Re- There is another important dif- it wili take place.
fining Co. as a gift to the Research ference. All indications are that
Secondly, those independent
Foundation for the Blazer Lecture the Increase in college enrollment
administrators who oppose
Fund, and 100 shares of stock in from now on is a permanent one. drastic expansion of their institu- the company for the Alumni Roy- - There are many reasons for this. tions (and they are, 1 believe, in
alty Fund.
The most important are that the the majority) say that even if the
nation (and its employers) have ' proportion of students changes
Southern
States Cooperative,
Richmond, Va., three hopper fer- - become more and more education considerably in favor of the pub- conscious;
G. I. Bill of licly financed institutions, the
tilizer spreaders to the Agronomy Rights has and thecollege to fam- influence of the independent vital
opened
col'
Department; Standard Steel Man- - ilies which otherwise might not lege minority can be preserved,
uf acturing Co., Indianapolis, a unit have considered it. The veteran's and even strengthened, by a rais- - '
for gravity application of liquid younger brothers and sisters win ing of academic standards.
fertilizer materials to the Agron- want to fotlow his example.
It is. of course, always possible
omy Department; Nancy Baker
A new pattern has been estab- -, ,to start new colleges. Some new!
Tompkins, Los Angeles, an alabas- lished. Nothing short of a major schools will certainly be founded.
ter plaque with an ancient Him-yarit- ic economic or social change will al- But. experience has shown that
inscription from Southern ter this, and the history of Ameri- this is a difficult process; it genArabia .to the Library; Cassius M. ca stands for expansion, rather erally takes many years to turn a
Clay, Paris, a collection of papers than cutting back, of educational competent new school into a great
one although there have been a
from his father's files, to the
opportunity.
The safe prediction is that .col- - few notable exceptions to this hale.
It is unlikely that this will be a
major part of the total solution.
There is, however, a very real
possibility of the establishment of
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richer, than you or I, solved hi dating problem. Finster cair.c
to college with the normal ambition of any average man: l.e
wanted to find the prettiest coed on campus and make her hi-- ',
lie looked long and carefully, and at last he found he.r a tall
job named Kretchma Inskip, with hair like beaten gold.

lie asked her for a date. She accepted, lie apcaml.at
sorority house that night, smiling, eager, ami earning a

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"Now ihen," said Kretchma, tossing the lazy Mora (p. a
pledge, "where are we going tonight?"
Finster was a man short on cash, but long on idea-!- . He had
prepared several attractive plan.' for this evening. "How would
you like to go out to the Ag campus and see the milking
machine?" lie asked.
"Ick." she replied.
"Well then, how about running over to the dental sclwl to
fool with the drills?"
"Uah," she replied.
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"Come," said she, "to a funny little place I know just outside
of town."
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of solid ivory. It was tilled with beautiful ladies
gowns, handsome men in dickeys. Waiters scurried about bearing costly eats on llamiug swords. Original Kcmbrandts adorned
the walls. Philip Morris trays adorned the cigarette giils.
Chained to each table was a gypy violinist.
Finster and Kretchma wen seated. "I," said Kretchma t the
waiter, "will start with shrimps remoulade. Then I will have
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dessert
"And you. Sir?'' said the waiter to Finster.
"Just bring me .a pack of Philip Morris," replied Finster,
"for if ever a man needed the soothing, steadying, beneficent
aromas of mild vintage tobaccos, it is me now."
So, smoking the best of all Hssible cigarettes, Finster watched
Kretchma ingest her meal and calculated that every- time her
fetching young adarh's apple rose and fell, he was out another
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instance, the addition of new
houses is relatively easy. It might
be quite feasible though I have
no hint that any such itep has
been talked about) to add a sec-lacollege to Columbia Univer-fsity'- a
Columbia College without
watering down either. This could
be done by some of the smaller
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was while saying goodnight that Finster got his brilliant
idea. "Listen !" he cried excitedly. "1 just had a wonderful notion.
Next time we go out, let's go Dutch treat!"
By way of reply, Kretchma slashed him across the face with
her house mother and stormed into the house.
"Well, the heck with her," said Finster to himself. "She i
just a gold digger and I am well rid of her. 1 am sure there,
are many girls just as beautiful as Kretchma who will understand the justice of my position. For after all, girls get as much
money from home as men, so what could be more fair than
sharing expenses on a date?"
With good heart and high KoprvFinster began a search for
a girl who would appreciate the equity; of Dutch treat, and yu
will be'pleas'e'd to hrar that he oon found one.
Today Finster goes everywhere and shares expenses fifty-fiftwith Mary Alice Hematoma, a lovely three legged girl with
sideburns.

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Ly Uick Cicier

LITTIC MAN ON CAMPUS

The Game's Not Everything
What makes basketball the 'great .spent
that it is? It isn't all teamwork and coordination. It isn't only the .skill and the sense of
enjoyment a spectator cts from watching an
able athlete perform a difficult task. What
makes basketball the fine game that it is
stems fromthe feeling of loyalty and belonging on the part of the fans.
There aren't, too many cage fans who
haven't felt the urge to reflect on the ancestry of the referee at one time or another.
There are many fans who have, in moments
'of urgency, leaped from their seats to rattle
the other team's efforts. And a good many
timid souls find themselves ready to run
down to the floor to commit mayhem when
an unusually nasty turn of events comes
about. Loyalty is a powerful thing.
Last week, when unranked. unscouted,
unaccounted for Georgia Tech astonished
the sports world by defeating Kentucky, the
teamn7n7stlfave wondered what the effect
would beon JlHLitud(MiLfiJi.!,iVd the faithful Lexington following. After all, here was
the number one team of the nation losing a
gime by one point and shattering an ur
equaled record of straight wins.
The reasons whv the game was lost are
unimportant. What counts is the fact that
the Tech loss was a shot in the arm for both
the team and the fans.

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The proof of this was seen in Monday
night's game with Del'aul. We can imagiin'
what those lxrys were thinking of belore the
game. They were thinking of that shattered
record. Hut it just didn't make a bit of dif
There was more sincere enthusiasm at the
DePaul game than we've seen in four years.
For the first time in many seasons, the cheerleaders found themselves working overtime1
to keep up with the organized voices of encouragement from the fans, particularly from
several of the fraternities. It didn't take a
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pep rally,' beanies, a lottle, or Saturday-classeseither.
The team obviously found heart in this
display of loyalty. Starting out like an under-trainebatch of high school freshmen players, the UK cagers soon worked their way
back to the sparkling teamwork and winning
coordination which we like to associate with
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Kentucky.
We believe it was proved that loyalty is
best evidenced wlim .there is
ended that record
to test it. The
and came back a fev iiights later to win can
be justly proud of itself. Perhaps there have
been better basketball teams at UK, but this
is the first one to really bring out all the
things that make basketball the greatest of
sports.

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vania scientist, himself a Ph.D., who says
something ought to be done about 'uneducated Ph.D.V who kn'o.v an awful lot about-verlittle.
So specialized aie these men and women
that they have absorbed neaily everything
the re is to learn in their particular fields, but
too many of them hae an appalling ignorv
ance of anything outside those fields.
The scientist. Dr. Conway Zirkle, cited a
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of.
group of Ph.D. candidates,
whom could not identify the Reformation,
the Renaissance, the Monroe Doctrine, the
k
. Koran, Plato, the Treaty of Versailles,
or even the Magna "Charta.
Yet undoubtedly all the candidates were
intelligent men and women. Their time and
energies were so taken, up in study of their
special tree they never got around to looking at the forest.
A person who can write an accepted thesis
Schema
on "The Relation of the Means-Ento the Structural Functional Approach" or
A Construction of Family Types and Their
Initial Validation" (those are the actual titles
of theses) unquestionably knows much
what, we aien't sure.
alxut something-ju- st
Rut we wonder if either of them could
balance a checkbook, discuss Kail Marx, or
read Ernest Hemingway. Yet checkbooks
and Marxism and Hemingway are a part of
modern life, and some acquaintance with
all of them is useful.
We are not unaware of the debt the woild
owes to those w ho devote their lives to pushing forward the boundaries of human knowledge, even when it is so limited a field as
Practices in Dragerton,
"The
Utah" the title of another thesis.
Still we believe it might be refreshing for
the specialists themselves and ..the world in
general if they came up for a breath of air
and took a look around at wider horizons
once in a while."
The Kernel, not to be outdone, has a few
questions it bets a lot of Ph.D.'s couldn't
answer, along with half the student body of
the University of Kentucky. They're tough-ietwo-third-

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tory has made many contributions
to the intellectually inclined- - We
advocated a "Unique greetings
week" which was met with tre-

Identify the Fedaralist papers. What part
of the Constitution guarantees freedom of
speech? Identify the Atlantic Charter. Who
was Huey Long?
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started coming in about an official at the
women's residence halls. Then, this year,
at least a score of people have testified that
this official actually breaks apart couples
kissing goodnight and admonishes them in
public. And we thought people like that
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