xt71vh5ccr23 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt71vh5ccr23/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19600107 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, January 7, 1960 text The Kentucky Kernel, January 7, 1960 1960 2013 true xt71vh5ccr23 section xt71vh5ccr23 Reader Reports Test Stealing; Sec Page 4 A University of Kentucky LEXINGTON, Vol. L KY., THURSDAY, JAN. 7, Weather Today: High 37, Low 23 Cloudy, Cold 10 No. 53 New Political Order Started On Campus 1 r SIGMA NU HOUSE University Will Buy Sigma Nu Property The University will purchase have the choice of any type and the Sigma Nu Fraternity House style of house up to $150,000. Two lots on Rose Lane have far $37,(00 and will use it as an been offered to the fraternity by auxiliary dormitory for girls. Dr. Frank D. Peterson, vice the University, on which to construct a new house, Dr. Peterpresident of Business Administration, said yesterday the Univer- son said. The present Sigma Nu house sity has offered to enter into a with the Sigma Nu Cor- was constructed in 1920 and has contract poration in the construction of a 16 rooms and three baths. It will be used as a girls dormitory until new house. Phil Austin, president of Sigma it Is necessary to build a larger Nu. said the final agreements dorm In the same location. Dr. concerning the purchase of the Peterson said when this becomes property would be made Saturday. necessary, the Wildcat Bowling Dr. Petersen said the contract Lanes will probably be torn down agreed upon betmeen UK and to provide more room. Dr. Peterson Sigma Nu would probably be simones signed with the a year or more ilar to the move into the houses cn Fraternity Row. Continued He added that Sigma Nu would medical reUniversity searchers have been awarded grants totaling $123,570 for studies involving enzymes and antibodies. $62,000 grant from A three-yea- r, the Naticnal Institute of Health went to Dr. Kmgsley Stevens, an assistant professor of medicine, for a study U the production of antibodies. Dr. Alfred D. Winer, an Instructor in biochemistry, was the reSencipient cf a $61,570 five-yeior Research Fellowship from the United States Public Health Service for an enzyme study. Dr. Stevens, joined the UK Medical Center ttaff Jan. 1 after six month as the chief medical resident at St. Joseph's Hospital here and four ears with Merck Institute, West Point, Pa. He will also attempt to discover why cancer cells c!o not produce antibodies. He wiU use tissue culture and tissue transplants in the research started while he served as a research associate at Merck Institute. Dr. Winer, currently studying on fellowship at postdoctoral a Maud.sley Hospital at the University of London, will study the reaction cl the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase to various biochemical substances. Dr. Winer studied at the Medical Nobel Institute at Stockholm in 1958-5- 0 in the Biochemistry Department under professor Huo Theorcll. a Nobel laureate in physiology and medicine in 1937. Senior Research Fellowships are awarded on the basis of demonstrated promise for a career in research and tci( li'iiR. Candidates are expected to luve a docIirimuiuui of 10 years of ar toral re- 'I lie - .r h. u..iiij aie do: it lned pi iacl- - UK Will Not Replace Stolen Telephones The telephones taken from Donovan Hall during the Christmas holidays will not be replaced until the telephone company and the University can develop a device to protect them from vandals and thieves. Dean of Men Leslie Martin said the University will not have to pay for the stolen phones unless It is proven that the theft was the said It would be work of UK students. before girls could The recent outbreak of teleSigma Nu House. phone thefts reported by the GenOn Page 2 eral Telephone Company of Kentucky leads Dean Martin to believe "this was the work of a gang an organized gang." Two Researchers Get Federal Grants Two Dlssatisfaction with current students representing various Uni- management of student affairs has versity departments and is comgiven birth to a new political pletely bipartisan. movement on campus. Odear, explaining the moveBob Odear, graduate student in ment's purpose in detail, said: "We expect to gain for the stuthe School of Diplomacy and International Commerce, said that dent body a voice in the policy of a group of students, seniors and the University; complete authority graduates primarily, have been to establish rules of conduct for working on plans to reorganize the students, and compulsory student government. Jurisdiction over major student The present status of Student violations." Congress and the overmanagement These ends will be achieved, f student affairs by the admin- Odear stated, by the acceptance f a constitution for a more istration are the points In question, he explained. authoritative constitution of stuOdear said the movement has dent government which will be the support of a few hundred submitted for approval to the Correction story in yesterday's Kernel incorrectly stated that Dr. Otto T. Koppius, physics professor, will prepare a listing of "all students who have graduated from the University." Dr. Koppius will prepare a roster of all former majors and graduate students in physics, and a summary of their accomplishments. The work will be done when Dr. Koppius goes on a change of work status at the end of the semester. A pally for the partial support of promising young scientists in the period between the completion of their postdoctoral research training and their eligibility for permanent academic appointments, according to a Public Health Service announcement. Winer's fellowsnip was among 21 awarded scientists in 18 universities and schools of medicine in 13 states. Dr. Winer will join the UK Medical Center staff in September. A General Telephone Company spokesman reported that pay telephones cost $150 each. The University had installed a cage-typ- e apparatus in one of the Donovan pay stations hoping to discourage the taking of the phones. The telephone was stolen anyway. Clyde Lilly, Maintenance and Operations, said that anything the telephone company or the University could construct would only serve as a padlock. He summarized the problem saying, "Anything we put up would only force a thief to use a tool" to remove the phone from the wall. A telephone company spokesman reported "We must work out something so that we can have more security. We welcome suggestions. There is an outbreak of this not only thing (telephone-stealingat the University, believe me." The telephone company checks the telephones about once a month. Donovan's phones were last checked, one on Dec. 11, and the other Nov. 25. collecting $70 and $25, respectively. Since there is no meter on the phones the company couldn't estimate the amount of money in the cash boxes when the phones were stolen. ), imt . students, faculty, and the Board of Trustees. The constitution is now being written by a committee composed of members of the movement. Dean of Men Leslie L. Martin, adviser to SC. said yesterday the organization would have to work through the "proper channels" in order to gain power on campus. This would entail, he said, approval by the University Faculty's Committee n Student Organisations, and then election to SC as a regular political party. Dean Martin said he had not heard of the group until contacted yesterday by the Kernel. "Student Congress is the valid student government on campus," the dean pointed out. Campaign for the acceptance of the new constitution will begin Immediately after the beginning of the second semester. Philip Cox, senior history major, has been appointed to handle much of the educating of the student body to the need of a new type of student government. The group will first point out what is wrong with the current situation and then show why the new constitution is an answer, according to Odear. The matter had been discussed with certain members of the administration and that response had been favorable, Odear said. He also said that in a limited poll of the faculty the reaction was overwhelmingly In favor of the new movement. He further commented: "I wish to emphasize that none Continued On Page 8 Building Talks Are Pleasing To Dr. Dickey UK President Frank G. Dickey yesterday said he was "pleased" with conferences held with Gov. Bert Combs concerning the University building plan. Dr. Dickey also said he was "not at all worried" about Gov. Combs special message to the legislature Tuesday in which the governor cited the need for "an adequate agricultural research center" at UK while making no reference to other needed buildings. In his address the governor did not cite such needs as the science and commerce buildings mentioned In the University budget request .. Dr. Dickey noted that for Gov. Combs did not make specific mention of the building needs of any other state colleges. The president said he has conferred with the governor and several members of his staff and found them to be in agreement with him on "all major points" of the budget request. The $30,329,000 budget request made by the UK Board of Trustees in September included an additional $20,750,000 building program. The trustees also recommended that the legislature approve a 15 million dollar bond 1960-61- issue. Funds raised by the bond issue would be used for construction of a commerce building, an agricul- Agriculture Center This is an artist's idcA of how the new agriculture science renter may look when it Is completed. No arttitect has leen contracted to design the proposed structure because funds are not yet available. See story on pace five. ture building, domitortes, and additions and renovation for several buildings Including the Building, Student Union, and the Margaret I. King Library. * 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, mVS ISCDMVy ACOUUGS Inert - 1000 President Eisenhower To Visit by Dick Biblcr MAN ON CAMPUS LITTLE ' Thursd.y, Jan. 7, NOW-I'- D THINK STUPtW 4 South American Countries Kfc ) rv J John Hopkins University, repre- - Include Rio De Janeiro, the precapital, and Brasilia, the new sented the President In 1953 on a ent South American mission. Milton capital Other title, almct ..re to will go this time in his capacity as be vUlled Include Burno, Aire,. WASHINGTON (AP) President , f,rtm TZl FlTl Www otS ZnrlTlm n?v visits SteAS;SleS Inter-Americ- Uruguay The President., accompanied by Mrs. Eisenhower and his brother Miltonk among others, will spend 10 days on the flying Journey. "The President.- - an official an- Hopes nouncement said today. his visit will serve two pur- that . y MvtAK'fgOrUMAN-Arf- '' i poses. ' Publicly reflect his deep Committee on Affairs. This committee, headed by He.ter. was set up by the Presl- dent Iast November to seek lm- proVed relations with other coun- trles of the wetsern Hemisphere. yg wUh BraJjl suff. ed jast year over the matter of u.S. credit. However. Brizilian president Juscellno Kubitschek said in a New Year's address there has been an improvement, The Brazilian ambassador here, Walter Morelra Salle, said after . an interest in all the countries of the new world, and "encourage further de- velopment of the (day's announcement that "the dl- system, not only as a means of ntt exchange f visits between meeting the aspirations of the peo- - cnje fs s a form r diplo- 8tae pies of the Americas, but also as tnat fn, Wfn into the fast a further example of the way an pace 0f WOrld development today peoples uiajr iic hi jaoviiui James C. Hagerty. White House operation." press secretary, supplied this bare-bonIt was apparent during Eisenschedule: Brazil Ftb. annual Inter-Americ- Montevideo. Urueua,. Two of the four C0Untries. Argen- Una Bnd Uruguay, were visited by Vice prudent Richard M. Nixon ln 1958 NJxon was cheered and 1. ln Uruguay and in Argen- a cordial welcome tlna he got one outburst of hooting. and It was In Peru and Venezuel- atwo countries not on Eisenhower's list that Nixon was the subject to bitter, dangerous demonstrations. anti-Americ- an 23-2- 6; 11 r.a- - hower's December tour of tions in Europe, Asia, and Alnca: .. when the receptions given nu.i unprecedented that the were ...... ... with the potentialities of personal diplomacy. Even before he returned there was talk or a trip lo l.aiin and in recent days there had come rrDoits from Brazil and Argentina arranged. To- Things finally reached the point that visits had been where the man was fired from his injob. and he turned to Bockner for these and supplied additional itinot a detailed formation, but help. nerary. Bockner prescribed a tranqui- Secretary of State Christian A. llzing drufe The barking became Herter will be the top official other pr0gressively less frequent. than Eisenhower on the Ana now, auer jx wkm vw wc ourney drug, he is almost cured," Bockner Milton Eisenhower, president of wrote ENDS TONITI! CljrW ch 26-2- 9; TrNnoN singular The case of a man who barked at peo- pie was placed in the annals of human behavior today by a British psychiatrist. The man. now barked like a dog every 10 minutes ior a year 65, all-st- and a half His bark was so loud it could be heard at a range of several hundred yards. It frightened his more timid fellow commuters when he was waiting for a bus. It was especially raucous when he was in the hands of his dentist. Dr. Sidney The psychiatrist, Bockner. reported the case in the Journal of Mental Science. " Dr. Cierley To Attend Talk On Airborne TV ceiving telecast Dr. Morris B. Cierley. chairman r the VK D,vlslon t Ed will attend a ailment to a teacher who forced Administration, Midwest Council d when meeting of the him to write he was a schoolboy. on Airborne Television Instruc- was 63. he barked only tion Thursday and Friday in Until he occasionally. But then the urge be- - chicaeo. came uncontrollable and he took Purdue TTT(he coun" an to barking six times ..... hour. plans to sponsor a .. r; ested thatxtracung a tooth ries of educational television m tnnn broadcasts which will be relayed uric vfA unnorvina by an airplane to participating for the patient, in view of the stations and institutions. loud accompaniment." At the meeting, member Institutions, including UK, will be asked If they are Interested In re h.d.Ta,ulc;''S,r,a6e freshmen-sophomor- expect warm thir in Branl. cooler autumn- like wtathrr in Argentina and Uruguay and quite cool niphts in mountainous Chile Stops in Brazil are expected to . ... University Buys Sigma Nu House Continued From Page 1 Itonny McCabe, treasurer of Sigma Nu, said no definite plans had been made by the fraternity concerning a new building. He said it might be several years before the move took place, but added that it could be as soon as next fall. The property was appraised by realtors for $37,800. The fraterlease on the nity had a long-terproperty located at the corner of Euclid and Harrison Ave. cutmscjf! KINCHIN - Visits State Assembly Political Science Class about thirty students attended the opening day of the Kentucky Leg- -' islature in Frankfort Monday. pov. Bei t Combs, a UK grad- uate, gave his State of the Com- monwealth message. Prof. Keeves said other trips were planned during the year In order for students to see government in action. OPEN DAILY 1:33 P.M. kutlid Avanue vnin Now Showing! 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V r er II ar HELD OVER! 2ND BIG WEEK t best-sell- fast-growi- rZi CHOP MILL" TOMORROW Tom Lea's powerful novel burns its brand on our big, big screen! 1 Dunn Drugs field of general education. Dr. Lyman V. Ginger, dean of i the College of Education, is a member of the council. It was formed by educators in the Mid- west who want to provide cient educational opportunities for population. the area's The council is financed by a Ax2 million dollar Ford Founda- tion appropriation and by other contributions from industry. The estimated cost of the first two years of operation is 7 million dollar.,. right-hande- "PORK Service e ME" rO 3. The party may Tranquilizers Almost Cure Man Who Barks At People Gibl NOT Grtgory Peck 2 ! 2-- "BUT Chile Feb. Feb. and Uruguay March Argentina INDOOR AUDITORIUM HIATUS R es ( AP) an - " ' n . - * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, Jan. California Man Roams World, Buys Thousands Of Old Guns PASADENA, Calif. (AP) Seymour Ziebert roams the globe on a continuing quest for guns He finds them by the hundreds of thousands. But still he keeps on. And because he does, thousands of Americans have been able to set themselves up for hunting at rofkbotlom cost. They have done this by buying Id military rifles at prices far below their original cost. "I'm Just an Incurable ." roman-tlcfct- kays big, genial Zlebert. "I we lots of romance In firearms." His travels more In a year tharr most folks log all their lives have helped build a small gun shop Into cne of the world's largest Importers and exporters of surplus military weapons. During World War II while In of guns, enough there and In nearthe Navy, Ziebert started wonder- by warehouses to equip an army of Robert Hicks, assistant profesing: "What happened to the weap- 40,000. sor in animal husbandry at UK, ons left behind by the retreating There are byproducts, too suits has resigned his position, effective Nazi troops?" of armor, antique blunderbusses, Jan. 31. That question led to a cutlasses, and lances. three-million-dol- lar a year business. Now he and other agents of the Pasadena Firearms Co. range the world seeking firearms in neglected cellars and musty supply depots. As armies switch to new weapons their old ones become outdated for military use. Many become obsolete through the current switch to automatic weapons. Borne were never uncrated by their former owners. In the company's retail shop are firearms of every type. Row on row Last year about 100,000 military rifles were sold. Many of them will be "sporterized," that Is, adapted to sporting use. They sell from about $15 up. The sportsman can gradually improve them for hunting by cutting down on replacing the stock and putting on new sights. Some of the work he can do himself. gun Is much The remodeled cheaper than a new $80 to $180 rifle. The firm can sell weapons overseas, but only with State Department permission for each deal. "We were approacned many times by those wanting arms for Fidel Castro in Cuba," General Manager Walter E. Anderson says. "Each time we said we'd be happy to ship the guns if they'd get an export license from the United States government. That stopped them each time." Ziebert traveled 230,000 miles last year, including three trips around the world. He sometimes hears criticism of the United States among his overseas firearms contracts. "Our Constitution says it is the right of every free man to bear arms." he tells them. "I tell them that only in a true democracy can the citizens be trusted with firearms. "This point makes a very strong impression, particularly in the many countries where the right to bear arms is denied." Farm And Home Week To Have Dairy Session Kentucky's dairy Industry will be discussed at a dairy cattle during the 48th annual Farm find Home Week conference here from Jan. 26 to 29. E. C. Scheidenhelm. UK Agricultural Extension Service dairy will preside at the mett-in- t: at 1 p.m.. Jan. 27. in the Dairy Center Building. The dairy cattle session will with a movie on efficiency in dairy production. Itohrrt Walton, of the I K Dairy Department, will speak on "Why Dairymen Should Re Interested In A panel discussion on dairy production problems special session on how to buy and rare for garments "for greatest satisfaction from the purchases and maximum benefit from modern research" will be held Thursday morning, Jan. 28. Miss Ruth Guenthcr. UK home economics clothing and textiles professor, will moderate a symposium which will close the session. The panel win discuss fabrics of today as viewed by the consumer, the commercial laundry and dry cleaner, the home laundry, the research laboratory, and the merchandiser. will follow. Historical Grou p Elects Dr. Eaton ses-M- .tpu-ialist- on , be-fi- m Solids-Not-Fat- ." Robert Hicks Will Leave UK Position A Members of the panel include Dr. J. T. Bryans, UK Experiment Station Pathology Department virologist, and Dr. Durward Olds, professor of dairy husbandry. Dr. William Clement Eaton, pro- .Moderator will be Dr. S. M. Seath. lessor of history at UK, was head of UK's dairy section. elected to the Council of Two talks, one by E. C. Trout-ma- American Historical Association, He was elected during a meeting UK Extension Service dairy fpecialist, will conclude the of the council held in Chicago Hicks Is in charge of purebred beef cattle at the University and has been on the staff for three years. He is leaving UK to enter private business with his brother, Dr. Newell Hicks, a veterinarian and Dick Starks, Woodford County farmer. They will run a farm service company at Midway. Dr. W. P. Garrigus, head of the UK Animal Husbandry Department, said Hicks Is one of the outstanding workers In the livestock field. He said he regrets Hicks' leaving. No successor has been selected yet. -- V. Legislature Hears UK Fiseal Report UK spent $10,416,077.37 in funds in the fiscal year state-controll- ed ended last June 30. The figured were included in former State Auditor Mary Louise Foust's report to the I960 legislature. The University spent $633.686.?, 4 on capital construction for the same period, Miss Foust reported. She said the capital outlay included the state's share of expenditures on the Medical School and dormitory construction. The report gave no detailed breakdown on the figures. A hustling swimmer is Israel can swim in four different seas in one day the Mediterranean, the Dead Sea, the Sea of Galilee, and the Red Sea Associated Press. In the United States a hustline swimmer may not make as many seas but he has a hell of a lot more fun. AFROTC Cadets To Visit AF Bases UK AFROTC students will visit two Air Force bases in the next month as a part of their training in Air Science. 30 cadets will fly Jan. of the Tactical Air Comin a mand to Lockbourne Air Force Base near Columbus. Ohio, and Feb. 19 a trip will be made to the Arnold Engineering Development Center in Talahoma, Tenn. The center .'n Tennessee specializes in Air Research and Development of future Air Force weapon systems and does some work for Army, Navy, and civilian programs of the same nature. 4 U mm 28-2- 9, C-1- 19 119 South Limestone re-cen- tly n. ses-.iio- n. Dec. 25-3- 0. Dr. Thomas D. Clark, head of The Farm and Home Week proper opens on Tuesday, the t'K History Department, said session on the association was one of the Jan. 2fi. with a one-da- y mrai leadership development and greater historical organizations in con-Itren- ce training. the world. ' "t"""' j Restaurant and Cocktail Lounge FRIDAY NIGHTS ) BUD s SATURDAY NIGHTS t SMOKE McGEE'S ORCHESTRA 1 x- . - t1 i IIiy iLTS RICHARDSON'S ORCHESTRA 13 miles Richmond Rd. Ph. Lex. Private Dining Room 6-65- ON THE CAMPUS . . . 27 ADVERTISE IN a UMiwl ' mm The Kentucky Kerne - H5 PUBLISHED 4 TIMES EACH WEEK ..... ...... : $ Ike ... erfm Phone University Ext. 2277 and a friendly solicitor will be glad to serve you DISPLAY AND CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING See Y epe. SPECIAL CAMPUS RATES * The Kentucky Kernel Truth For Sale In Kentucky, where low caliber teaching presupposes low salaries and athletic facilities excel educational facilities, there is a clear need for more people with college educations. And to effectuate the ideal situation, there is an extensive need for more informed people with an incentive toward getting an education. as well as social aspects of college. Scholarships arc often available to eligible people who are unaware of them and therefore do not receive them. An increasing number of loans are available to people who wtit heretofore disinterested localise of economic factors. The committee can work toward Too many people arc unaware of the need and purpose of educational reward. Only 2 percent of the people in Kentucky have a college degree, half as high as the national average. In many areas there is a virtual void of information about college and consequently, there is little incentive. alleviating the ignorance and misconceptions of college prevalent in various areas of the state. Some people are unaware of exactly what college invo'ves, and many are lesct with ideas about "book learnin'." They have a vague notion that college is intended for people in a category far beyond their vision and experience. They cannot aspire to something of which they have a misconception or know nothing. Some aren't adverse to information; they just don't know it exists. But when they learn what they can do with an education, they can be encouraged to get one. By approaching their positions with enthusiasm and the intention of effective communication, the members of the Committee of 240 can bring about a greater understanding of the purpose of education and the various means of getting it. Although set up not as a recruiting committee, but as a committee to inform, it can undoubtedly awaken some people to the value of higher education. Truth, in effect, is the strongest propaganda. With the realization of our educational needs, students themselves have an opportunity to help inform Kentucky about education. Students who were disgusted with the cultural apathy of their hometowns can do something about expanding the educational visions of those towns. The Committee of 240 is a group of students serving 'as a link between the University andfstate communities to advise and iilform Kentuckians candidly about college life and policies. Ideally, the committee is composed of two UK students from each of the state's 120 counties. Utilizing its full capacity, the committee can enlighten groups of citizens in most areas of the state, informing them of policies, budget, enrollment, admission, and scholarships, are ... Too often ... "Property is sacred" means the ownership of property is not to be interfered with as long as the property 1. belongs to me or 2. is useless to society . . . Too often . . . "Freedom of speech" means man nt Tiwt riit)hsli (l cl.i m Office nl I.rtttfln. lour times week iliirinn the rewilnr v hool SIX IMH.I.AHS A SCHOOL Krtitm Vy ni.itNi envlrr vi-nto- l M t mrpl nr UH tin- - Ai l linlul.i o' mid rt h 3, 1870, rvinn. Bill Nmmhk, Editor Stlvvaht llnx;Kn, S;vrM Editor I'ob Avplhson. Managing Editor Yah, Zimmmiman and Caiwh.e Mahtiw Assistant Managing Edit r? Dk k Wahe ami John Mire hell, FhotogravhitS Ai k e Akin, Sot irty Editor Sri'AiiT CIoijiEAiui and Pail Dykes, Advertising Managers IUvhu.y Cahdweu., Circulation Tehhy Asiilfy, Kusitwsit Manager Bob HntNnoN, Hank Chapman, nnd Skit Tayi.oh. Cartoonists Staff Writer: Jrrrv Ringo. Jim Phillip. Bohble Mawn. Mndj Hockensmlth. Robert Wenninger, . George Smith. Robert Perkins. Edward Van Hook, Hod Tabb. Iwrence I.nch, June neri, Ann M.iry hn.-r- i, Beverly Cardwell, Diane Capehart. AI HoyMer, Jan llerryman. Bob J.1m Miller, Herb Steely, Norrls Johnson, nob Fraser, F.mnjo Cocnnouiher. Mlrhele Foirlnfl. P.it Iftilkrr, Flnley, Alien Travi, Ci.rtiss Smith, John Fltzwater. Garnett Brown, Hlrhard Hrdlund. ChriMa Svie McCauley, Phil Cox, Hobert Hadford, IVeverly VcQiko. and Maxme Catev THURSDAY'S NKWS STAFF Scy Bill Blakkman, Wtt Editor H'n, Ats(Hi,ta old-fashion- A Little Too Often Too often . . . "All men are created equal" means all men except the inherently inferior Negroes, Jews, Catholics, etc. are for all practical purposes equal to us until we can figure out a justification for being better than they OF KllMlCKY UNIVERSITY F.n-i-- has the inherent right to speech as long as he does not shock people. In other words, those men who have nothing significant to say have legal protection to say it . . . Too often . . . "Necessity of competition" means all except unfair competition is to be fostered. Unfair competition is that form which puts my particular business under stress Too often . . . "Freedom from want" means all except second class citizens have the right of freedom from want, a second class citizen being defined as a needy individual. ... The Sideways Elevator By ARTHUR EDSON AP Nrwsfeatures Writer WASHINGTON' (AP)-Bcf- Sv mington-h- is me a Con- ore mouth tight "my dentist gae god woiking over." Leaving the unavowed candidate, busily unavowing, let's seurry down to the basement for the inauguration of the new Senate subway train, designed to whisk senatois fiom their new office building a thousand feet to the capitol in exactly 3 seconds. This project has lecn ciitici.ed, mostly by some of the senatois themselves, as a horrendous, expensive Ixxvuloggle. But the two senators on the program and who were on the building commission-we- re not among the critics. ) and Sens. Dennis Chavez were prosub-Styles Bridges said tight-lippe- gress had officially opened for business yesterday, the tow n was really jumping. President Eisenhower had scurried back from his Augusta, Ca., golf course. . . . Senators were popping up everywhere with well honed adjectives. Anyone who moved fast enough, and who didn't mind if his ears took a leat-incould listen to nine senators speak at one spot or another, including four full fledged news conferences. So let's get into the warmups by dropping in on one of the news conferences, held by Sen. Stuart g, pre-openi- ). Symington Because Symington is often mentioned as a possible presidential candidate, he drew a full house. He has just returned from Africa, but nobody cared much alout this. Most reporters seemed interested only in his presidential hopes, if any, and the air was filled with such pithy exchanges as these: "If you should become president . . . "Well, the question is a little hypoI am not an avowed canthetical. (D.-Mo- ... didate." "If you are not an avowed candidate, what kind of a candidate are you?" Symington said he'd have to say he isn't a candidate at all. But you had the feeling if you twisted his arm long enough, he might shyly step forward. Symington often talks alxiut how we lag between Russia in missiles, and some of the talk today was of the missile thinks it's growing gap. Symington larger. As he talked, he pursed his lips, like a man who not only weighs his words but also savors them. This, it turned out, was a delusion. "If I seem a little tight in the mouth," d, (l)-NM- (B-N- w ay. It is to Bridges that we aie indebted for most of the statistics. . . . That each of tin- two plush cars cost . . . That when he first came here his son, Johnny, was so impressed with the old subway train that he rode it o2 times in one day. . . . This may le the subway-tidinrecord. . . . That the subway trains are capable of hatting along at 20 miles an hour, but that it seems faster since you're sitting in the open air. That nothing anywheie is like these subway cars. "They are really built like elevators," Bridges said, "so what we have lteiC is an elevator going sideways." The speeches finally ended, a few senators climlnd on lnurd in front, a few of es lucky reporteis got in the rear, and we were off to applause. A fine inaugural trip was had by all, and it seems fair to venture tliis conclusion: We may lag in missiles, but we're ce closing the sid