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At school

ln-class
techniques

Almost everybody does
it. Just ask your
teachers. They did it
when they were your
age. Sleeping in class
is an epidemic in
some early classes
involving things from
cellular mitosis to
ceramic design. Here
are some strategies
for trying to count
the sheep in class.

Two handed forehead
grip: Lean forward
with elbows on desk
forming a triangle
with forearms and
table to brace your
head looking straight
down. Act like you
are reading in your
book or notes.
Downfall: Possible
slippage of forehead.
Result: Bloody nose.
whiplash at best.

One hand chin lift: One
arm is free to move
pen in hand to add to
the illusion of your
being awake. The
other is to cautiously
brace your chin like a
food tray during
landing; in an upright
and hopefully locked
position. Downfall:
Uncontrollable
swaying form side to
side. Result: Wrist
fatigue similar to
that of holding a
watermelon in hand
for hours at a time.

Left arm rest and still
writing technique:
Reversed for lefties,
place left arm on
desk with forearm
parallel to front desk
edge and right angle
to rest of arm. Place
head in this nook
facing an open
notebook. Move pen
back and forth across
page simulating
intrigued note taking.
Downfall: Dropping
pen and drooling.
Result: Ultimately
embarrassed about
drool stains that you
later try to play off
as condensation from
a beer.

Reclined head-bob: Can
only be accomplished
in some classrooms,
recline as if in a
Lazy-Boy recliner and
act intrigued by the
lecture. Works best if
you can balance your
head in your sleep.
Downfall: Infamous
head-bob you laugh
at when others do it.
Result: Reddening of
face and possibly
more neck fatigue
then Atlas.

Stay at home rollover:
Uhh, self-
explanatory.
Rollover. Turn off
alarm after hitting
snooze eight times.
60 back to sleep.
Downfall: Missing
class, the lecture and
the eye candy in the
third row. Result:
Depending on the
class, either failing a
quiz, test or the class
itself.

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All I can say is that
my life is pretty plain.
and i start to complain
that there's no rain.

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Ombud, a buddy for students

By Kristi Martin

CONIRIBUIING WRITER

Students and faculty have a place to go
for a dose of fairness and guidance.

The UK Academic ()mbud.

Who is this ()mbud? Dr. Jeff l)embo. a
faculty member and oral surgeon at the
UK Medical Center.

The Academic ()mbud at L'K gives stuv
dents and faculty a place to turn when con
flict arises in their classes.

Established in 1970. UK‘s ()mbud pro-
vides a neutrality between students and
faculty. [)embo has served as the ()mbud
for three years now and said it appoints
representatives on a yearly basis.

[)embo, or better yet know as the ()m-
bud. is the general mediator in disputes
among students and faculty. "The ()m~
bud is not an advocate for the students and
we are not an advocate for the faculty. The
Ombud is an advocate for fairness."
he said.

Dembo said all the information pie
sented to the ()mbud is completely confi‘
dential. and before any information can be
released. the stit-
dent niust give the
()mbud permis-
sion.

"The ()mbud
can go to a teacher
and try to resolve
the conflict for the
student without us
ing any names or
personal informa
tion that would
identify the sill
dent." l)embo said.

I)embo serves as the ()mbud. but also
spends time guest lecturing to academic
orientation classes in order to encourage
students to use this academic service.

"()mbud's primary goal is to mediate
and resolve any conflicts there might be at

UK that deal with the academic arena."
[)embo said.

Dembo said the ()mbud helps students
and faculty with problems.

"The ()mbud deals with problems such
as unfair or incorrect grading. progress or
protiiotion and unfair suspensions." he
said.

Itembo said the ()mbud offers many al-
ternatives to common complaints. 11 offers
students help through personal appoint
nietits. phone calls and the Internet.

Unfortunately. some problems subside
that the ()mbud can't solve.

In that case, l)embo said the service
guides students and faculty members in
the right direction

”The ()mbud can put students in touch
with who they need to talk to about any-
thing." he said.

I)embo said the ()mbud welcomes any-
one to visit the Office of the .~\cademic
()mbud.

-llQNAIlQNS

In fact. llcmho said some students get
retlirred to the ()mbud for guidance by fac
lll‘.\ or ad\ isers.

llembo said students come to him for a
variety of reasons. To resolve the issues.
he said he simply goes to the instructor
anti discusses it with them

"Students have come to me with con-
cerns of grades not being correct and I do
my best to check out everything.“ he said

I)embo said faculty members often call
for guidance when dealing with students

"I want to make sure the students and
faculty are fairly treated at ['K." he said.

Complaint department

The Ombud office is located in 109
Bradley Hall.
Call 257-3737 for more information, or
e-mail 0MBUD@ukcc.uky.edu.

Plasma saves
lives, earns cash

Why you should care: Students can donate

12. was shot on
July 15, which
caused hint to be
paratyzed from
the waist down.

By Lamin Swann

is'ét’étm' vrws [Duos

plasma to fight diseases and earn money

.\Iany students who see ad\.‘ertisements for plasma donations

think one thing

money.

But many do not know that donating plasma in exchange for

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those greenbacks can help more than 40 million hospital patients
with plasma-based medicines to fight diseases such as hepatitis.

rabies and chicken pox. also assisting patients with bleeding disor-
ders such as hemophilia.

Millions of healthy adults donate plasma to help others. Their
donations ensure a continuing supply of plasma. an essential in
gredient in many lifesaving medicines.

“Plasma donors are saving lives." said Bruce Farley. Nabi se-
nior vice president of manufacturing operations.

Nabi. a biopharmaceutical company that develops plasma-
based mtxlicines. has sites across the nation for donation of plasma.

"We should be all grateful for their generosity. Any of us could
need medicine made from plas-

ma some day.

and
donors make sure there is a con
tinuing supply of this critically

plasma

Roll up your sleeve

impoitant substance." said Farley.

Plasma is 90 percent water
and 10 percent vital substances.
which includes antibodies. clot-
ting agents and proteins. where
plasma donors donate only plas-

Places to donate plasma in
Lexington

Centeon Bio-Medical Services
2043 Oxford Circle
254-8047

ma. so they can donate up to

twice a week. according to Nabi.
of donating
plasma is very simple. The Nabi

The

process

Nabi BioMedical Center
817 Winchester Road
233-9296

web site said it only takes about
one hour to give plasma.

See PLASMA on 2

Fighting alcohol with the Internet

gether to come up with proposals and rec

Click of a mouse: Students can participate in alcohol
awareness event to prevent underage and binge drinking

assume
lSSISlANT NEWS EDITOR

Some college students binge drink.
Some become the victim of sexual assault
cases. Matty get arrested for violations in
volving alcohol intoxication.

Autobytelcom. a leader in onliiie auto-
mobile commerce. wants to let students
know it doesn‘t have to be that way.

Melanie Webber. director of public re-
lations for autobytelcom. said for the ﬁrst
time. students have the opportunity to par-
ticipate in an annual event to prevent uns
derage drinking.

“This is an extremely important llllllllr
tive for autobytel. We are a leader in one
line commerce. and feel a tremendous re-
sponsibility regarding automobile safety
issues." she said.

Especially to college students.

“Obviously on college campuses. we
have a lot of young people that we want to

promote responsibility to." she said.
“(This event) is an educational forum to
provide an opportunity to bring about
change and responsible behavior."

Webber said that a partnership be-
tween MAI)I)‘s National Youth Summit
and autobytelcom established a webcast
for students to voice their opinions about
underage drinking.

“College is a time when you encounter
a lot of new experiences the first time
when many students are away from their
parents when driving a car." Webber said.
“We want to be out there to educate, those
students on college cinnpuses."

Webber said the interactive forum will
bring 43.") delegates together from across
the country to discuss issues concerning
underage drinking. as well as propose
their own solutions to these problems. On
Oct. 1%. the proposals will air at a national
news conference on (‘apital Hill.

"The idea is that they are coming to-

ommendations. which could involve
proposing legislature on an Lssue." she said.

Webber said the event allows students
to communicate globally. while interacting
with politicians. celebrities and doctors.

"As a leader. we have the opportunity
as a communicator to communicate to the
world." she said. "We are most interested
in broadcasting across the LES."

Webber said since the event is through
a webcast. students will have more accessi»
bility to participate.

Steve Picklesimer. a business manage-
ment sophomore. said the webcast seems
to provide a great service to studean at UK.

“If it helps to spread awareness. then
it would definitely be a good way to go
about it because the Internet is so widely
used." he said.

Webber believes the event will not
only provide students with an interesting
civic lesson. btit also with a political lesson.

“This is a way for students to go on»
line and not only listen. btit to actually in-
teract and contribute to discussion. as well
as have their voice heard (about alcohol
usei." she said.

By the numbers

Approximately 240,000 to 360.000 of the
nations current undergraduates will die from
alcohol related causes.

35 percent of college women reported drinking
to get drunk last year. That’s up 10 percent
from 1977.

Each year students spend $5.5 billion on
alcohol, more than soft drinks. milk and books
combined.

60 percent of those diagnosed with STD's were
drunk at the time of contact.

More than 1/3 of college students reported to
drive under the influence of alcohol.

Only 1.7 percent of those were arrested.
The average student spends $446 on alcohol.
Nearly 1/3 of college students said they wished
alcohol wasn't available on college campuses.
Students who made a D or F grade average.
drank lO drinks a week, while A students only
had three.

Log onto the event from Sept. 29 until Oct. 4 at
http://www.autobytel.com
Source: http‘J/wwwMADOorg/stats

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The Low-down

I have a
deep pain
reﬂex. If
you were
to stick a
needle
into the
bottom of
my foot
now, my
whole leg
would
pull away
to get
away
from the
pain."

- Christopher
Reeve, on his
medical progress
over the past six
months. at his
48th birthday
party in
Manhattan last
night, as quoted
by New York's
Daily News.

Clinton: Milosevic clearly lost

WASHING’I‘GN As a runoff election was
being announced in Belgrade. President (‘linton
said yesterday it's clear the opposition party has
defeated Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic
and that if the will of the Serbian people is re-
spected. the l'nited States will lift econotnlc sattc
tions against the nation. "Despite the govern-
ment‘s attempts to manipulate the vote. it does
seem clear that the people have voted for
change." (‘linton said. “The question is. will the
governtnent listen in response?”

38 states investigate tire recall

NASHVILLE. 'l‘enn. .»\ttoi‘neys general
from 38 states and Puerto Rico art-jointly investi-
gating how Bridgestone Firestone and Ford Mo-
tor t‘o. handled the recall of 6.5 million tires. the
tiremaker says. The combined ell‘ort could accel-
erate each state‘s investigation and allow Fire-
stone and Ford to deal with a single group in-
stead of individual states. John Lampe. executive
vice president of liridgestone Firestone. the
Nashville-based unit of Japan‘s Bridgestone
t‘orp.. said 'l‘ennessee Attorney General Patti
Summers told him a group of several attorneys
general are leading the investigation and plan to
meet in Nashville later this week.

Students shot at New Orleans school

NEW ORLEANS An argument between iii-
year-old and 1:3»year-old students escalated into a
guntight on the grounds ofa New Orleans middle
school yesterday. critically wounding both boys.
Witnesses told police that after an argument. the
13-year-old got a gun from someone who passed
the weapon through a fence. The liiryear-old shot
the lSw'ezti‘wrltl. then. the 1.3 yeat‘rold grabbed the
gun and shot the iiiyeacold. according to police
spokesman Lt. .\larlon Hel‘illo said. They were
both listed in critical condition after undergoing
surgery.

Freeh, Reno defend Lee case
W.>\Slll.\JG'l‘().\‘ l’lil Director Louis Fret-h
and Attorney General Janet Reno defended the
government's case against nuclear scientist Wen
Ho Lee today. saying the prosecution would like»
ly have succeeded ifthey had gone to trial, "The
Department ofJustice and the FBI stand by each
and every one of the .39 counts in the indictment
of llr. Lee." Freeh told the Senate Select lntelli»
gence and Judiciary committees. Prosecutors ul-
timately dropped all but one charge in a plea bar
gain. and Lee was released. l’reeh said a trial
would have exposed soiiie of the nation‘s nuclear
secrets and might not have revealed what the set-

ON THE TOP
Gwyneth
Paltrow is near
a commitment
to star for
Miramax in
View From the
Top, a romantic
comedy about a
small-town
woman trying
to achieve her
goal of becom-
ing a flight
attendant. is on
the runway and
cleared for
talteoff as her
next film.
Filming begins
in December.

BEATLE KILLER
PAROLED

The man who
gunned down
John Lennon in
New Yorlt two
decades ago
says he may
have murdered
the former
Beatle to get
back at his own
father. Mark
Chapman, 45,
has a parole
board hearing
next week that
he hopes will
allow him to
leave prison,
where he has
spent the last
20 years for the
murder that
stunned the
world.

entist did with the information he downloaded
on computer tapes.

Dow down 160, Nasdag down 43

NEW YORK , , Stock prices fell yesterday af-
ter an earnings warning from Eastman Kodak in-
tensified the market’s worries about third-quar-
ter results. Just before the close, the Dow Jones
industrial average was down 160.55 at 10,647.60
and the Nasdaq composite index was down 43.42
at 3.697.80.

Supreme Court disputes ‘English Only'

WASIllNGTON W By tackling an “English
only" dispute from Alabama. the Supreme Court
set the stage Tuesday for an important ruling on
a federal law that bans discrimination based on
national origin.

The justices agreed to decide whether pri-
vate citizens can invoke the law, aimed at fight
mg bias in all federally funded programs. Their
decision is expected by June. after arguments are
heard in January.

At least 20 states in recent years have desig-
nated English as the official state language. but
many of the laws appear to be symbolic and do
not restrict government use of other languages.

Bowling Green coach to resign

BOWLING GREEN. Ohio ~ Bowling Green
football coach Gary Blackney. the third- win—
ningest coach in school history. will resign at the
end of this season. "I think there is a need for
change. both for myself and the program.“ Black-
ney said yesterday. I think this diverts attention
away from my job status and hopefully puts it
back where it should be. and this is on the ac—
cotnplishments of our players."

Court grants Microsoft request

WASHINGTON The Supreme Court de-
layed any quick resolution of the historic Mi-
crosoft antitrust case Tuesday. sending it to a
federal appeals court in a tactical win for the soft-
ware giant.

The action means a final decision on
whether Microsoft must be broken up could be
years away. The Justice Department had wanted
the nation‘s highest court to hear arguments this
winter and issue a ruling in the spring. but the
justices granted Microsoft‘s request to send the
case to the federal appeals court.

“This is a serious setback for the govern-
ment." said William Kovacic. a George Washing
ton l'niversity law professor and antitrust ex-
pert.

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PLASMA

Continued from page 1

Donors need to be between
the ages of 18 and :39 age range
does not apply to some special-
ty plasma programs. weigh at
least 110 pounds and be in
good health. said representa-
tives from both Nabi and (‘en-
teon. another plasma donation
center.

New donors must have a
Social Security number and a
picture ID with their current
address and a military or col»
lege identification card is ac»
ceptable at most donor sites.
A brief physical examination

will be given to new donors.

Then a technician will
take a blood sample from a fin-
ger to examine your iron and
protein levels.

The donation should take
about 30 to 50 minutes. so
you‘ll have time to watch TV.
study for a mid-term or relax.
And last. but not least. for
your time for helping thou-
sands of people such as hemo-
philuas newborn babies. and
surgery a trauma patients
with (iota. .‘3: _'.'_)‘.il‘ plasma.
you'll bt comp; 2‘sr'ed with
cash.

Certain medical lilsi.il‘l“.\
could preclude you from do-
nating. such as recent tattoos.
body piercing. cancer or othe‘
medical (‘()Il(liii-‘>Iis

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IOC ridicules
for use of steroids

Hunter Did

‘The usual excuse': IOC says United States
is in denial about drug use in the Olympics

ASSOCIATED PRESS

SYDNEY. .-\ustralia
'l‘np I()(‘ nt't‘ii'ials ridieuled
ilie (ltitilllﬂ (lt‘lt’lise viii \Mtt‘ltl
shnt ptit rhantpinn (Cd.
Hunter and aeeused the i'nit
ed States nt‘ being in a "state
nt‘ denial" abnut the prnbleni
ni' pert‘nrinant'e enhaneing

drugs.

Htinter husband nt‘
sprint superstar .\larinn
.Innes \\'as using the “Usual
exeuse" by blaming nutri
tinnaI supplements. aeenrd-

in: tn I)iek I’nund. \‘ir'e presi
(lent nt~ the Internatinnal
()I_\'mpit- (‘nminittee. and
.Iat‘ques Rngge. aii exeeutite
bnard member.

"This is the usual thing."
l’nund said. "Athletes always
say. ‘It's nnt pnssible.”

Hunter tested pnsitit‘e t‘nr
the sternid nandrnlnne in
I‘ntir separate tests this sum
iiier. the drugr ehiet‘ t‘nr the In
ternatinnai Amateur Athlete
IVS I’ederatinn said,

These inrluded t\\'n nut»
nt'tninpetitinn tests at the
Bislett (iames in ()sln nii July
28. and the \Veltkiasse (ii‘tiiitl
I’rix meet in Zurieh. Suit/er
land. nn .\u:. It.

“This appears in ennt'irni

that he has been iiiaestiiit.v a
banned substanee nrer a pert
nd nt‘ time.” said Arne
I._iunuti\'ist. ehaiinian nt~ the
I.-\.-\I9's medieal enmniissinn.

(‘harlie Wells. Hunter‘s
agent. deelined tn respniid tn
the I()(‘ nl‘i'irials‘ statements

Hunter. ehnkin}; hark
tears at a news (‘niii‘et‘etit‘th
said he \\'()Ul(l have nerer
knnwinglt' taken banned sub-
stances.

"I dnn't knew what has
happened and I dnn't knnu
hn\\' it has happened.”
Hunter said.

(‘niite said Hunter tnnk
the same supplement used by
sprinters Iiint‘nrd (‘hristie
and .\let‘Iene ()ttey. bnth nt‘
whnin have tested pnsitiL’e t‘nr
nandrnlnne.

Iriuiigqvist said he be
Iie\ed Hunter may hare been
takingr IEttittrtiiidl'tisit‘nedittl
and lflAiitti‘zllitlFUSIt’iit‘dlt)iit‘.
banned sternids that prndure
nandrnlnne in the bndy.

l'nder lAAl’ and I()(‘
rules. an athlete is i't‘sptliisl'
tile for whatever substanee is
t‘nund in his Iindy. regardless
nt‘ hnw it got there.

"He‘s been arnuiid Inn};
ennugh tn knn\\' better." said
I’nund. Chairman nt‘ the

American shot putter c.J. Hunter looks on as his wife Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones speaks during a
news conference in downtown Sydney, Tuesday. Hunter tested positive for the steroid nandrolone.

\\'and ;\Iiilsllt>})lti‘! .-\,uenry.

l.ltlii}4t1\’i.\i said Hunter's
Isislett (‘rames sample had a
t‘ntit'eiitratinii iii nandrnlnne
that eats 2.0m iiannuranis per
milliliter nt urine Hint)
times nx‘er the permitted
leVel

Rngge. \‘iee ehairinan nt~
the I()(‘ medit'aI enniniissinn.
said it was inipnssible tn
reaeh sueh a high enneentra-
tinn nt‘ nandrnlnne by taking:
supplements.

“I‘Z‘i'en it' they‘re spiked
nith nandrnlnne. there is no
nay _\‘nu Will have ltlnti
nanngrams.” he said.

“It‘s the usual exeuse.”
Rnuue added “He has tn be
disqualified and banned."

The Hunter ease. Wlilt‘li
\t'as diselnsed niin after me-
dia leaks. has led tn renewed
eharges that the l'nited
States has a histnr)’ nt‘ supr
pressing druu eases and tail-
ltlL’ tn tat'kle dnping.

“.\s Inng as tnu are in a
state nt' denial. inu ean't
iiiti\'e t'nrward Inward a resn-
Iutinii." said I’nund. a (‘anar
diaii.

“The US. has been very
slnw tn reenanize there is a
[)t'ttlilt‘iii in the ['S

"This is an nppnrtunity tn
einbrat'e that there is a prnh
Ieiii and. it they want in he
the leader in \\‘tii‘l(l spnrt. tn
shnu they are in tart
leader’s.”

Winning big

0.5. sprinter Michael
Johnson carries the
0.5. flag after winning
the gold medal in the
men’s 400m race at
the Summer

Olympics Noni-v. at
0N!!!“ Stadium in
Sydney.

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John Dobson
l SportsDaily Editor
Phone. 257-l9l5 I Emarl:;onathand2@aol.com

{than columnar

‘Biq time flippin' at Olympics

l was too lazy to come up with a story on one specific topic. so
I used the old sportswriters stand by the infamous notes.

So~ here are some of my random thoughts ofthe past week.

I'll start off with an easy one.

.~ Will the real Wildcat football defense please stand up. please
stand up‘.’

Thank you. .lerry (‘laiborne We'll miss you.

The (‘iiia'innati Bengals are on pace to score 15’? points for the
entire season. while the Rams are on pace to score 640 total points.
.\nd if it's worth anything. Ram (QB Kurt Warner is on pace to
throw for more than Hobo yards.

lioes anyone throw the deep ball better than \t'ariier‘.’

The newest milk carton shows the face of L'K‘s football
defense.

(lii ilie other side is his football offense nice egg against
Horida State

lley Key sliawii Who is this'.’. your star is falling l noticed it
last night with my ultra bright Wayne (‘hrebet flashlight.

i think Wildcat fans need to rethink that automatic win over
the South (‘arolina Gamecocks.

’reseasoii .\'lll. hockey has opened up. l was
wondering; did the season ever really end‘.l

.\kili Smith. that sound you hear is your bell being rung.

Speaking of bells being rung. it happens to Troy Aikman
when a stiff wind blows. Note to 'l‘roy: PLEASE RETlRlifff

Weird l'lx’ athletic stat: The weekend the football team wins
a game. the men's soccer team loses two games

The weekend the football team loses a game. the men's soccer

IN BRIEF

Sports

'l‘L'St‘;\l.( lt)8;\. Ala. Alabama coach Mike l)ul%ose_ whose
team is off to its worst start in a decade. offered to resign 10 days
ago. His offer was declined

The Birmingham News and The Tuscaloosa News reported
Tuesday that l)ultose made the gesture after Alabama was beaten
Bill by Southern Mississippi on Sept. lti. Dullose confirmed that
he made the offer privately to athletic director Mal Moore in the
locker room after the game.

Mike Dultose was the Slit‘ coach of the year last season. "I (lid
tell him after the Southern Miss game that i would resign. if that's
what he thought was best for the university." l)uBose said. "That
was iiot intended for an immediate resignation, That was intended
for the end of the year. based on what is best for this university
and football team.

“lt was a statement made in privacy. in the coaches‘ locker
room that 1 never expected to get out.”

Moore did not accept the resignation offer. which was made
with several assistant coaches in the room,

"it‘s an emotional thing after the game." Moore said Monday
night. "in a dressing room like that. it is not an official meeting in
that context. and l certainly took it that way."

The Crimson Tide. picked No. :4; in the ESPN USA Today pre-
season poll. are ltil after two straight losses.

McSorley trial continues

\'.>\.\1(‘()I'\'l£R. British (‘olumbia Marty McSorley‘s blow to
lionald llrasliear's head with a hockey stick did more damage
than the \‘ancouver player‘s fall to the ice. a doctor testified at Mc»
Sorley's assault trial Tuesday.

lli'. Rut Avelar. the (‘anucks' team doctor. said Brashear was
unconscious and having a seizure when he reached Brashear‘s
side. He was knocked to the ice after Boston's McSorley hit him
across the head during an Nlll. game on Feb. 21.

The doctor testified the injury likely came from where McSor-
ley's stick hit. not from Brashear's