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Said Smoky, "I surely do like Kentucky. You folks
have been mighty nice to me." Well Smoky, we've
certainly enjoyed having you and hope to see you
again soon.

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This story bepan two years ago

in the wake of the disastrous keg
raid. A small determined band of
UK patriots met late one foggy
night at a little known wine shop.
Here they swore an oath of eternal
vengeance against the Vols. It was
from this pact that the dognap

idea was born.
It. was a bold and extremely dangerous plot. Because of this, it had
to be planned to the minutest detail, carefully rehearsed, and carried out without a single slip up.
Originally the attack was set for
last year. The broad outlines of
strategy were drawn up, but our
intelligence failed to penetrate
Tennessee's tight security ring. It
had to be postponed for a year.
Early this fall Operation Smoky
Reconnaissance
was
patrols revealed one highly interesting fact. A former Tennessee
student was attending graduate
school at UK. The man was approached, and after delicate negotiations he agreed to supply cer

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With this information now available Operation. Smoky went into
high gear. An intelligence contact
in Knoxville was set up to feed
back day by day reports on the
enemy.
men were
Five hand-picke- d
chosen to form the raiding party.
A car with Tennessee license
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Smoky, Collier, Band
Head Attractions
By ELLIS EASTERLY

Kernel Feature Editor
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UK Paiilicllciiic
Named Best
In United States

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Biggest Pep Rally
In Many Years
Scheduled Tonight

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mascot from the University
"Smoky", the stolen hound-dof Tennessee, will be the main attraction at what promises to bo
the biggest pep rally in years at Memorial Coliseum tonight.
Sharing the spotlight with the be approximately 300 torches avaiN
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canine., will., be
Harry
Lieutenant Governor-elec- t
Lee Waterfield, Coach Blanton
Collier, the UK band and football
Bob Hardy, and
team
Howard Schnellenburger.
This' extra vagent showing, beginning at 6:45 p.m., will be preceded
by a torchlight parade starting nt
6:15 from the Coliseum. There will
much-publicize-

Bye-By- e

Rev. Willie Brooks looks at
Smoky for the last time before
the dog was captured by UK students. One of the abductors

The Dean of Women's Office
has been notified that the UK
Panhellenic Council has been
selected as the best college Pan-He- ll
group in the United States.
The selection was made by the
National Panhellenic Council.

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UK boosters can literally kick off their shoes and howl after

the pep rally and parade tonight.
There will be a five piece comlo jn the middle of the basketball floor playing rock n roll, jazz, and boogie from 7:30 to

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11:30 p.m.
Students and UK fans will be The social program committee, In
invited to take off their shoes and planning the combo dance, conmake use of the huge court as a ferred with Dean Sarah Holmes,
Dean L. L. Martin, Dr. Frank
dance floor. There will be no
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Sock Hop To Be Held
In Coliseum Tonight
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Peterson, and representatives of
Keeneland Hall, Men's Student
Council, and Omicron Delta Kappa.
The group originally planned to
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have the admission free dance in
the Wildcat Grill. Because of the
large crowd expected at the pep
Heavily Guarded Trophy
permision was
rally, however,
granted to have a 'sock hop" in The traditional beer keg, which goes each year to the winner of the
I'K-U- T
football encounter, is now located In Lexington after UK's
the Coliseum.
According to Don Mills, chair- win of last year. Anticipating attempts of thievery, UK's Pershing
Kiries Confederate Squad has placed a steady guard around the
man of the social program
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prized trophy, on exhibit in the Si ll from 2 to 4 today.
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able.
The parade, led by a truck carrying musical entertainment, will
go up Euclid Avenue to Rose Street
and from there to the men's dorms.
After picking up the male dormitory population, it will proceed by
Washington Avenue to Limestone
and then to the women's dorms to
add to its ranks.
Crossing over to HarrUon, It will
continue up Maxwell to collect the
Greeks located there, take a right
on Rose, and head back to the
Coliseum and the rally.
The band will be playing at the
Coliseum all the while the parade
is winding around the campus.
A smart uniform is already in
the process of being made for
Smokey. He will wear a blue felt
coat with a large white "K" on it
for his first stage appearance in
front of the Lexington populace.
The Confederate Squad of Pershing ilifles and the freshman football team will be on hand to guard
both the dog and the traditional
beer keg. which has all the earlier
x
scores painted on it.
Bob
During the rally,
Hardy and Howard Schnellenburger will make speeches, aloni?
with Waterfield and Collier. The
cheerleaders will also be on hand
to lead the crowd in a few spirited
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charges.
The ccmbo is being sponsored by
the Student Government Association University social program
committee. The committee was
formed by SGA last week "to investigate the possibilities of hav-mo- re
University social functions."
Suky is working with the SGA
group in holding the pep rally tonight. University of Tennessee
students staying in Lexington for
the game are invited.

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"I don't feel like smiling," says Smoky, the blue tick
hound who has been visiting the UK campus for the
past week. He made the comment after being told
that he must be returned to the Tennessee campus.

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in hope of a little fun. The three found It. For it srrnw Tennrre
students also go in for this idea of fun. Some person feel that before
the weekend i over, there mav be some big K' seen upon the domes
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Maxlne Thompson, presiduent of
that she expects "at
least 4.000 people". She urges all
the fraternities and fcororities to
bring their flags and emblem and
kit in group during the rally.
To stir up added Interest among
Suky. said

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* THE KENTUCKY KF.RNI'I.. Friday. Nov. K.

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promotion program for

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meeting.

Lincoln and the Blursrass" was
selected by the Civil War Book
bolc, "Lincoln and the
v is carried on in Chicago this Club as its November
vjek by two UK representatives.
The two representatives took
The book kas published recently
with them m special
by the University of Kentucky
film, prepared by the Radio Arts
Press.
Department, featuring Townsend's
Bruce F. Denbo. University of collection of IJncolniana. Town-sen- d
Kentucky Press director, and Dr.
has one of the largest private
Thomas D. Clark, head of the His- collections concerning Lincoln.
tory Department, appeared on TV
Bluegra-ss,-"

Book-of-the-Mon-

five-minu- te

radio programs featuring
Townsend's book.
While in Chicago, both men
MX)ke before the Civil War Round
Table and a Civil War Book Club

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Henry D. Ooff, a sophomore In
the College of Commerce and
Charles A. Wilson, an agriculture
senior have been presented the
Secretary of the Air Force Rifle
Match Award, the Air Science Department has announced.
The award was made to the two
AFROTC cadets on Oct. 19 by Col.
Robert S. Iarson, professor of air
science. The award was made "In
recognition of outstandinr
on the AFROTC rifle
team of the 1'nlversity of Kentucky during the 1953 Secretary of
the Air Force Rifle Match."
As a result of the "abilities and
efforts" of the two cadets the University placed "third in the United
States in competition with 204
teams." MaJ. Robert T. Palmer, associate professor of air science,

lie m H. Townsond's latest historical

The Cosmopolitan Club will have
a South American program at 7
p.m. tonight in the Social Room
in the SUB. Students from the
Dominion Republic, Columbia,
Cuba, Bolivia, Argentina, and F.1
Salvador will present a program
of South American songs and films.

BAN l& TRUST Co.

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The targets were fired at the
University and were sent to a
central grading point where they
were scored by persons appointed
bv the Secretary of the Air Force.
Both Wilson and Goff are members of the University rifle team.

"Lexington's Oldest and Largest Bank"

Library Notice

THREE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS

Margaret I. King Library will
close at 5 p.m. on Wednesday,
Nov. 23. The library will be
closed Thanksgiving Day and the
following Sunday. It will be open
from 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Friday.
Nov. 25, and from 8:30 a.m. to
12 noon Saturday, Nov. 26.
The regular schedule will be
resumed at -- 8 a.m. on Monday,
Nov. 28.

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mittee, more Friday night combo
(lances will be held throughout
the school year. Future "Jazz sessions." according to the group's
plans, will be held In the Wildcat.
Cost of the combos will be paid
for by SOA, residence hals, campus honorarles, and other groups.

per-forman- ce

Previous plans had called for
Townsend to make the trip to
Chicago, but illness prevented it.
Denbo and Dr. Clark were selected
to appear in the author's place
during the promotion program.

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Announces
New Posts

iNeariiij:. Says Ashley

partment.

Cadet Lt. Col. Jimmie L. Maturo

has been assigned duty as cadet
wing commander and Cadet MaJ.
Franklin L. Sebree is the present

deputy wing commander, according
to MaJ. Robert T. Palmer, associate
professor of Air Science.
Cadet Col. Orris E. Thilpot and
Cadet Lt. Col. Julian M. Carroll,
former wing commander and deputy wlnjr commander, have been
transferred to higher headquarters.
They will assist the staff of the

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Thankseivinc banouet

PAYMASTER LOANS

Fellowship's
will be held
6 p.m. Friday at Fellowship
at
;Hall at the College of the Bible.
.Tickets are $1.
Noonday
devotions are held
everyday at noon in Room 127

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THE TRUE AND TRAGICAL TALE OF
HAPPY JACK SIGAFOOS

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Canterbury
Canterbury Fellowship will have
the boy
at6p.ni-- Sunday a an evening Wlio-w-oul T haxhoughrthaniappy-JackSigafoos7
Canterbury
prayer, supper, and
rained on, would ever teeter on the edge of a life
meeting. Dr. Ann Bellamy will the sky never
speak on "Increasing Interest in of crime
Certainly there was no sign of it in his boyhood. His home
Religious Courses in American

From Bluegross Field
Doily and Weekends

$2.-

Enquirer's
7:30

p.m.

classes are held at
Tuesday. The Holy

Eucharist will be at 7:10 a.m.
Wednesday, followed by a breakfast. During the Thanksgiving
weekend, no oroerams or services
are planned for Canterbury.

PERSON

Bring
Make a date
the Group"

'The Subway'
To Be Published

CHARTER FLIGHTS
Government Approved

The Subway, a report on the
activities of the Student Union,
will be published repularly every
bother Monday, beginning Dec. 5.
This news sheet will be sponsored
by the Student Union Publicity
Committee, and may be oDiamea
from committee members and in
the dormitories. Student Union
Grill, and Room 122, SUB.

FLIGHT TRAINING SCHOOL

BOHMER FLYING SERVICE
Phone

Blue Grass Field

was a
life was most tranquil and uplifting. His motherthe poor. nice
His
plump lady who hummed a lot and gave baskets to
who could imitate more
father was a highly respected citizen saved an elderly widow
than four hundred bird calls and once
Sigafoos was m
from drowning in his good suit. (That is. Mr.
trunks.)
his good suit; the elderly widow was in swimming

Colleges."

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mildness, its ineffable excellence
tastiness, its trauma-repairin-- why, it is a prospect to break the heart in twain!
wrote
Happy Jack tried to get more money from home. Hemodem
out that the
piteous and impassioned letters pointing
girl simply could not be maintained on his meaigre
were tiresome homilies
allowance. But all Jack got from home
about thrift and prudence.
up to Jack and said.
Then one day a sinister sophomore came home.
from
"I know how you can get more money handed him aMiaid,
sheet of
gophomore
"How?" and the sinister
sophomore. I will sell
naner "For one dollar," said the sinister
when you
youthis list of fiendishly clever lies to tell your father
need extra money."
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Jack read the list of fiendishly clever lies
together to buy a new
1. A bunch of us fellows are getting
house for the Dean of Men.
together to buy a head- 2. A bunch of m fellows are getting
ul y.
stone for Rover, our late, bclovca aormuurg ku. buy the college
to
together
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could
For a moment, poor Jack was tempted; surely his father
good
all these worthy causes. Then Jack's
cSme to the fore. He turned to the sinister sophomore
deceive my aged parent so.
and said, "No, thank you. I could not

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off to college.
freshman-tweed- y,
In college Happy Jack quickly became a typical
out
seedy, and needy. He learned the joys of round.ng
vanished
his personality, and he learned the cost. His allowance
times, it grieves
like dew before the morning sun. There were
even have enough for a pack of
me to report, when he didn't
!
you know how miserable that can be To be
Philip Morris-a- nd
deprived of Philip Morris's gentle flavor, its subtly blended

Beauty of Your Best Gal at
the "BIG" Game . . . Select
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Westminster Fellowship and
Foundation will have a
party at 7:30 p.m. Friday. A
joint
supper will be given at 5:30 p.m.
Sunday, followed by a program.
'Place of Student i nWorld Revolution", and worship.

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The (V.'.eer if
a chapter it.Dilta Sunn new mcmbrrs
UK's
to 11 p m. Nov. 18.
selected to ..repn sen" Commerce students are Charlrn
be held at n. has
Sundav mars will
the commerce honorarv at The f.'Mh Morris. I)ald 1 And. IUI Ryder.
the Newman Club Chapel on
at annual eoiiprevs of the N.tttrmal Bob Smith. IVan Short. Carl AnAve. and Collepe View,
Howard I n
9:30. 10:30. and 11:30 a.m. Holy Association of Manufacturers ifr derson. David Wild. Hob Mttlrr,
Williams.
turn. John
Communion is distributed daily at December.
John
7. 7:15. 7:30. and 7:4. a.m.
Warhecke was selected for the Shelby Clement. Howard Newton.
Williamson. John Ballard,
Noonday pravers are held daily expense-pai- d
trip from t0 cand- Carl Walker. Fdwnrd Turnbnll.
in Room 128 SUI1.
idates over the countiy to make Tom Huev. Jim Vogt. Tom Porter.
i
nsu
Baptist Student Union will hold the convention in New York next David Walker. Roy .Wood.ill. Jmi
Maturo. and Henry Durham.
Vevpers at 5:45 p.m. Friday. After month.
BSU
the pamc Saturday nipht. the
Air Science Department In the w ill have open house. Everyone is
HERE'S THE ANSWER TO . . .
administration of the Cadet Leader- - invited to come.
A breakfast will be held at 8 a m.
Laboratory program.
ship
All foreipn students are
The new group commanders in- Sunday. as guests. During Thanks-civinimited
clude Cadet Maj. David W. Vories.
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WEE WASH
will
10 foreign students
group I commander: caaci mhj.
MINUTE
DRY
to Mammoth Cave for an
Walter F. Currie. group II com- travel
international meeting, sponsored
SERVICE
FOLD
mander; and Cadet MaJ. Roy P. bv Baptists of Kentucky and TenGlass, group III commander.
nessee. Discussions and talks will
Shirt Laundered
Also Dry Cleaning
Cadet 2nd Lt. James E. Owens be given by outstanding Christian
of
has been appointed commander 2nd leaders such as Dr. Oeorge Schthe AFROTC band and Cadet of- weitzer. Atom Scientist at Oak
1 1. Terry G. Wade Is executive
Ridge, Tenn.
ficer and adjutant of the band.
VF and Wesley
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Wednesday. Nov. 23. is the deadline for returning individual proofs
to tho Kenturkian office. Editor
Perry Ashley said today that those
people who return their proofs
after the Thanksgiving vacation
will not have a choice of proofs to
appear in the Kentuckian. The
Kentuckian staff or the studio will
select the proof to be used.
Ashley also requested organisations to send in their information
sheets immediately, as the dead-- I
line for these sheets is t)ec. 1.

Changes in duty assignments for
AFROTC cadets have been an
nounced by the Air Science De-

Varnecke To At lend
New York Convention

Religions Soles

Yearbook Deadlines

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KKNT1TCKY KKKNEL. Friday. Nov. IS.

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by Dick Bible'r

UTTU MAN ON CAMPUS

No Vandalism
up the University of Kentucky. They had,
cerundoubtably, come to play pranks-b- ut
tainly not to ruin and deface private property.
What the vandals proved, or thought they
proved, in ripping the Tennessee students'
car is nebulous. Hut what they accomplished
is quite clear.
The feeling of friendly rivalry was sacrificed on the altar of vandalism. Even though
it only involved a few, the incident points an
accusing finger at the entire UK student
body.
The "clever" students who tore apart the
Tcnnesseans car Wednesday night have
probably had much to boast about this week.
Theirs is the bravado of the feeble minded.
But along with 99 per cent of the students at UK, the Kernel states positively that
Tennessee is the best rival in the nation. It
is just unfortunate that a few have to destroy
what others spend years building up.

The infantile destruction of property
Wednesday night is graphic' proof of how a
few misguided students can ruin agood
situation.
Rivalry letwccn Kentucky and Tennessee
has always lccn keen, with or without thefts
of hounds or kegs. The mysterious "disappearance" of items such as these, however,
only adds to the spirit of friendly competition.

Puncturing of tires and general stripping
of automobile parts can hardly be called
"friendly rivalry." It is nothing but wanton
destruction.
Unfortunately all UK students take the
blame for what a few senseless ones bring
about. In this case the University of Tennessee students are left with the impression
that UK is inhabited by so many hoods.
The UT students who invaded the campus
Wednesday night were not bent on tearing

I KNOW

Praises SGA
The dance, which is scheduled tonight, is
imaginative as well as progressive.
A combo in the Coliseum is certainly a
unique idea. The Tennessee game weekend,
traditionally a "big" one for students, .had
no scheduled social events sponsored on a
University wide basis.
It would seem at first glance that social
activity should be handled by groups other
g
than SGA. Ostensibly SGA is a
body, not a social organization.
However it is the very departure from the
ordinary that makes the SGA action so commendable. The recent Leadership Conference brought out the problem of not enough
social activities. SGA made a
wise and admirable move by forming a committee to solve the problem.
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Dear Sir:
The recent editorial in the Kernel .conccm-- ;
ing the lack of school spirit and lack of sup- port for the football team is very true. I have
never attended a pep rally, and I admit that
my school spirit is rather nil when it comes
to football and basketball as played here and
in most colleges, but I cannot feel that it is
entirely my fault. I like a spontaneously
played and enthusiastically enjoyed game
played because the participants enjoy playing, and with winning a desired reward of
an enjoyed game, not a demanded end within
itself. Here, and in most places, if they didn't
win, they might as well not have played.
They aren't playing for the game, they're
playing for the win and the game is inci-- .
dentaffl.

I would just as soon watch a bunch of
robots play as watch college football. When
anyone practices as much, and puts as much
time into the "game" as the players do, you
have a right to expect them to be good. I
just read in the Courier Journal of a coach
who sent in second team substitutes who
scored after the first team had woiked up to
it, and that the first team players tried to
wave their substitutes away. That might
have been good strategy, but I don't think
anyone will insist that those players enjoyed
tliat game.
"It is the coach who makes the team". I
don't believe for a minute you could liave a
Ixill team without someone to organize, di- -

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Another factor to be considered is the excellent cooperation the SGA group received Dear Sir:
In reference to the editorial "Lazy Politics" appearing in the
from the Administration. UK officials are
Kernel on November ll. 1953 the Constitutionalist Party deems
also genuinely concerned about the problem
it necessary to inform the entire student body as to the scope
of not enough student social life.
wrfT)fltudeTirgoveriT
The understanding help the Adininistra- - and activities of the partyas an integral
tion gave the new SGA committee is the ment.
The scope of the Constitutionalist Party which acts as the
backbone of its success. The dramatic idea
of the Uniof having the combo dance right on the representatives of the student body on the campus
versity of Kentucky is to help solve the problems of the students
Coliseum floor came from Dr. Peterson, Uniwith the administration.
in
versity comptroller.
Since the second week of the fall semester the Constituissue would hardly" right a
A
tionalist Party has accomplished the following specific things.
hand of approval. The SGA committee, how- I. Held regular weekly meetings on Tuesday at 4 p.m.
ever, is not quitting with the initial dance.
2. Held election of officers.
More free dances are being planned for
4. Interviewed candidates for the December election.
after Thanksgiving.
5. Have presented 6 planks in our spring platform in SGA
It is the work and the imagination behind
thus far this fall.
the SGA social program committee that de6. Discussed topics for our representatives to bring up in
serves the round of applause. Few other
SGA.
committees in SGA have accomplished so
7. Have sponsored the "Hello Walk" to promote tradition,
much so quickly.
which is a plank of the party's platform.
Then, too, SGA deserves a great deal of
These concrete actions performed, this fall, by the Constitucredit for having formed such a committee.
It has indeed proved its interest in the full tionalist Tarty completely cover the purposes of any political
party.
scope of student problems.
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Sincerely,

The Constitutionalist Party
Dan Woodward, President.

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Student Government tackled a new field
of endeavor in the social program for 'the
it has handled it extremely
University-b- ut
well.
Less than a week after the group was
"foTmed by SGA tTuTUniversity social program
committee arranged a free student dance.

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rect and hold the players together, but when
any sport becomes such an organized business that the participants make it their profession, and the coach becomes such an
part as to be procured with more
care than a corporation official, and who
then must produce wins or else, I'm just not
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a customer.
Luther Raine
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Maybe it's just coincidence, but have you
noticed the (lurry of activity by the campus
political parties since an editorial prodded
their indifference last week? Hoth parties

have stated that they have been constantly
until reactive. This could be true-b- ut
cently few students realized it.

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Dear Sir:
Sometimes I wonder just how low the standards of a newspaper can sink. Especially a college newspaper, the pages of
which are not bespattered with crime, vice, political treachery,
or other types of news that could lead to a special kind of
unethical treatment. This makes the sins of your paper doubly
worse?
Doubly worse because you have taken the ordinary events
or situations on our campus and transformed some of them into
lewd, undignified portrayals. Special parts of your paper are
devoted to what you probably call a "take off" on a person or
organization, but what the rest of us call catty, snide, and unfair.
d
One of the things that myself and every other
decent person in the University have a right to object to is your
treatment of pictures of girls on campus, especially queens. I'm
referring to those photographs of the Lances queen candidates
in the October 21 issue on, believe it or not, the front page.
Now I am a fairly broadminded person, and I'm sure the majority of the college is also. Hut to subject us, and not to
mention the poor girls involved, to that sort of
is an insult to our intelligence.
When tight sweaters and short shorts are used by a newspaper to try to create raeiler interest by
it is time to told up the operations. Or else hire a new staff.
Lither Mr. Masterly is half-wainsane, or else he is wreaking personal vengeance on people or groups who have crossed
him at one time or another. I don't know what his problem is.
Hut at any rate it is hurting the Kentucky Kernel.
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Yvonne Eaton
Tommy Preston
Ellis Easterly
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Elizabeth's Household
Tioops. the Scots Guard Hand with
Massed Pipers and Dancers, which
include 108 members, will appar
at Memorial Coliseum at 8:15 p.m..
Mondav. Nov. 21. on The Central,
Kentucky Community Concert
Series.
Included In the cast of Scots
Guards are 60 bandsmen and 40
pipers under the commandershtp
of Col. C. I. H. Dunbar. The group
is touring America and Canada for
two months under the management
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Almost Royalty!
The Scots Guard Band which will be on the UK campus Nov. 21 are
known throughout the world for their colorful appearances before the
Queen of England. This group will be remembered by many as the
group that was televised during the conoration of Queen Elizabeth.

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Interviews Blue Tick Hound
By RAY HORNBACK
a week now, all I've heard is Smoky. No
For
longer is national news of any importance. Even
Mr. Chandler has taken a back seat to the escapades of Smoky. And the widely read funny pages
of the downtown dailies seem to have fallen into
of Smoky.
a sleepless abandon upon
is Smoky and where did he come from? For
Who
you poor uninformed persons who have escaped the
dilu&e of publicity which has been heaped upon
d,
Smoky, he happens to be a droopey-earredog. And if
sad looking blue tick hound
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Union Is sponsoring the visit in the ' nritish Army. In World War II
n
amity. thev fought shoulder to shoulder
interest of
While the Regimental I'.and I with US Army units nt Salerno,
clothed in the scarlet tunic with Aiwio. nnd other battlefields
bearshkin bonnets, the pnner wear
The Band of the Scots Cuards
traditional highland attire. They was founded In 163. when Kin
don kilts of the Knyal Stuart Tar- James II ordered 12 oboes to be
tan, and doublets of blue. They added to each of his Regiments of
aUn rarrv the rlavmore or huh- - Guards. Other Instruments were
land sword. Silken banners, em added later, including horns ami
blazoned with the crests of the baboons in 1718 and clarinets In
different companies of the regi 1149.
ment, wave from the bagpipes.
The band Is normally stationed
Officially known as Her MaJ- - In Ixmdon. where it marches at
ptv' Scots Resiment of Foot the head of the Queen's Guard on
Guards, the Scots Guards came in state occasions like a coronation.
to existence in 1642. when King The band Is removed from the
Charles I commissioned the Mar- capital only for such functions as
quis of Argyll to raise a regiment the Edinburgh Festival, where It
of personal guards in Scotland. takes nart tn the famous Edin
Since that date, the Scots uuarns burgh Tattoo, climax of the Festihave formed part of the Household val.
The pipers of the Scots Guard!
Troops of the Sovereign.
solat home, the are first and foremost fi.ghting BatWhen stationed
accompany the
Scots Guards share in all the diers who
duties traditionally associated with talions of the Regiment wherever
the
the Ouards.