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T”: By Anthony Zechella “I believe the new policy will help with the reten— II. ' m mccoy pleads
Contributing Writer , tion of on-campus residents,” she said. Shreffler said the visitation policy does not mean ' ' '
a 6 As it stands now, the 24-hour policy will begin residents will be given free reign. In court th'S mornlng
Tired of kicking friends out when the evening next fall in “Everyone who visits will still have to sign in and . ,, . . .
- - - . - - . . _ Former adVIser to UK s lnterfraternity Councd
IwIIiIiI'iIIds down —-— get used to it, at least for another giinéléggsltlepn a 24‘nom' Vlflt'uml :lIitIiIxthESEdIform ofidentification for safety purpos andIassistant dean of sItudIentsjay McCoy will be .
" Residence Hall Association President Amy Shref— trial basis. . . . Those failing to comply with this policy will be arrRIIgnéd m Fay“? [Iratncgtgtfigt 1:361?“ olice
fler sa '5 the ro osed 24-hour visitation olic will An student Blanding II Will have prOI’Ity asked to leave and possibly lose their visitation privi— C 0y was at es . ye .rI y l p
. l ff p. Ph f II “997 p y - y d -” re uirements '0, its residents I after a Fayette district Judge issued a warrant for
gomtoe ectIint e a- o - ' - intereste M q ' eges. - ; - his arrest. A third party signed his release last
The hope is that this policy Will attract more stu- have to request . . Despite thisIchange, some students still cannot ni ht accordin to S t Scott Bethel of the
dents to campus living and reduce the number of this dorm option IVGPA: A "llmmum 2.5 cumUIa' wait to move off campus. Cravens said he is leavmg Fagette (‘oun heriffisgde lartment
housing contracts, which are broken every year. because it will We GPA whether there is 24-hour visitation or not. yHe is char 21d with 10 whims of forgery and 10
Trevor Cravens, a business freshman and resident not be automati- I . “The dorm is definitely an experience, but not counts of posgession ofa forging instrument. Both
of Holmes Hall, said students are not happy with this cally assigned. VCREDIT HOUIFIS:The mm" one I wish to continue for more than a semester,” he charges are felonies.
year’s rules governing visitation. Upper-class qum amount '5 Yet undele" said. McCoy resigned from UK July 15 citing per—
“The current visitation policy is annoying. It is students, stu— mmed- Still, Shreffler said the connection between the sonal reasons. ’
one of the reasons I don’t want to live in the dorms dents with a success of residence life and this policy is obvious.I A UK audit states McCoy wrote 30 checks to
next semester,” Cravens said. minimum cumu- VREQI'IEST: '"lereSlefil, Slu' “Basically, residents Will be more apt to bring himself from the IFC bank account fromjan. 20,
Man students think the resent olic does not lative rade dents WI", have to SpeC'l'cally friends and siblings to campus ifthev can stay with l' 07 91
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give them the freedom they deserve. pomt average of reques" Is ml- the reSident. d h II
“I think we should have 24—hour visitation 2.5 and students , , , . The proposal has already complete one ur le, '
because we are all adults and should be able to stay who have com- 'slGN IN: VISIlOfS WIIlslIII need having been approved by the Parents Association last NATION “Hall"! 3“: fpace statlon h
where we want,” said David Borelli, also a Holmes pleted a yet to 5'9” In and Show '0' spring. . (APE CANAVERAL, l‘la.I — The :pace sdutI-I
Hall resident. undetermined Currently, the plan is in the office of James tle Atlantis do?“ ”I 0" MIT “‘sz 3h)” anl ‘5
Shreffler said she thinks the new policy will keep number of credit Kuder, vice chancellor of students. Residence Life expected ‘0 an"??? the Slam)" ”mg :1, if "f“g
students at UK. hours, will have priority in assignment to Blanding DirectorJim “runs is overseeing it as the final details “nth find and provisions suc as water a“ a" or
the sealed space station. .
The shuttle crew's first order of business w1ll
U....................................O.............................................O............................... be picklng up NASA astr()naut Shannon Lucid,
who has spent a record-breaking six months ,
aboard Mir, and dropping offjohn Blaha for a
four—month stay in orbit.
I. NASA decided yesterday to complete the shut— \
us 888 tle mission as planned. The space agency had con—I
sidered cutting the 10—day flight short because of
- t I d. a hydraulic power unit that mysteriously tailed
’ F minutes after liftoffMonday.
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p Olen " g Briscoe said the agency decided to proceed
because the two backup units are in pristine con»
By James Ritchie In a press release. dition. The hydraulic units are used during Iand<
Senior .S‘mfi'Writer The new admissions director ing.
holds a bachelor’s degree in edu- If Atlantis lands as planned Sept. 26, Lucid will
The UK Board of Trustees cation from Ohio University and have spent [88 days in s ace, longer than any
approved a resolution of intent a master’s degree in other American and any or er woman anywhere.
yesterday, to finance construc- education/administration from Lucid had a gentle reminder for her colleagues
tion of a $6.75 million housing Wright State University in Day— aboard Atlantis Tuesday evening. To wake up the
and dining project by issuing ton, Ohio. shuttle crew, sleeping days and onrkingInights
bonds. Prior to his job at UF, Her— because of the . rendezvous, Missmn Control
The project Will involve the ring served as assistant director played a recording of Fontella Bass 1965 hit
COHStTUCthH 0f the new Sigma of admissions at Flagler College “Rescue Me.”
~ Alpha Epsilon fraternity house, in St. Augustine, Fla. and taught .
the renovation 0f high SChOOI in Ohio. . calilornia ”38338 castratlon law
mpflgfi’x‘nee The Boardfalgté) gggggnce‘ii'“ Los ANGELES — Gov. Pete Wilson signed
_ acceptance 0 ’ an a l w esterda makin California the first state to
town apartment led e of $750,000 from Ohio a a ‘y . y, al ‘agstration of re eat child
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buildings, "‘5‘?" Casualty Insurance Company of molesters.
lation Of a sprin- Hamilton, Ohio, to fund the Similar efforts this year failed to become law in
kler system for expansion 0f the Athletic ASSOCi' Texas, Massachusetts and Wisconsin. California’s
2:23:32“ Hayf’ . ation’s Center for Academic and bill won final legislative approval last month.
- - Hem" Tutoria SCMCC5~ . Under the measure, molesters who commit a
elevatorsdinBIfir-dI 'd The pledge Will be paid in second crime against a child under 13 must
wan an » an "jg r?“ ence three annual installments 0f receive weekly injections of the drug Depo-
halls, and installation 0 a vi?“ $250,000, each starting in 1997- Provera, which dampens sexual desire.
um system m Donovan a CATS, located in Memorial Offenders could choose to be surgically cas-
fOOd serVices. C0llseumi was the first center 0f trated instead under the law, which goes into
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dwo new oar mgsm eIrs, its kind in the nation. effectjan. 1. Unlike surgical castration, the In]€C~ ,
Sm ent .(d’ovexllmezt. 20%;; More than 400 students use tions wear off_ .
3:215:51 122k guth’ifiean were the center “Ch year, and it has “As long as it prevents onngrfidator," \I:Vilson
. ’ been used as a model by other said, “then keeping it on the o s is wort every
gomEén‘ 50;"): 1:33:11 colleges and universities. ounce of criticism its opponents can muster.” '.
re?e‘lected”:;chairm;ifa President dCharles WethinIg- Supporters oIfI the mfIIinsure poIin:ed [2:53; I
' . ton de ivere a re on to t e pean coun ries t a use e proce u e, w
T-he Board ~31” ap ointed board, where he mehtioned that repeat—offender rate has dropped from almost 100
Patrick C. Herring as U s new . . . II
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. irectoIr 0 3. m.'55'0ns' errmg $100 million for the third year in The American (.iVil Liberties Union has called
:IsI leavmg IIhisIIIioIb as assochEe a row. the procedure barbaric, and therapists and other :It
13:55:; 0 aofmssll-‘TSfidZt tifi He also said this year’s fresh- experts havquuestioned its effectiveness, sayingy f
Gainesviltlle Fla man class includes 73 National that some child molesters are driven not liy sexua '3
Herring, will begin his new Merit Scholars, Wthh $h0“ld deSire but by a need for power and contro . III;
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has a 10‘. to offer {I‘d has done a m g leading to the Grehan jhurnalirrn Building. They were uringa hydraulic tfi to paint the eaves William Childree, 58, of Ozark, Ala, was the /
'0‘ 0f things “El“, Herring sa'd ty. when the railing was hit last Thursday. Students took home souvinerpieres. only person aboard the single—engine Bellanca
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Panhellen'c Pomotes sents “The Brad Shipman Story” "also": tout "nlversny p ChiliTree, who planned to stop in nearby Bowl-
tomorrow night at the .Dglta BY “Shall". CON" ing Green for fuel, had contacted the airport by
I I - Gamma sorority house beginning StaffWriter radio to report his plane was having engine prob-
I In at 8300 p.m. The mowe '5 a true- lems. When radio contact was cut off, he briefly
to‘l'fF account Of a ,UK student Five students with a love for and dedication to reached Kentucky State Police in Bowling Green
who '5 force? “I? crinjiderktlseton— their school have decided to show their support by cellular phone. .
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Arts Editor

‘Life it hard, and so am I

You better give me something so I
don ’r die’

—— Eels, ‘Novocaine for the Soul’

So I said Pearl jam‘s No Code is
the band’s best release to date.
Two weeks later I said New
Adventures in Hi—Fi is R.E.M.’s
best album.

Now I‘m about to tell you that
Eels’ debut album, Beautifirl
Freaks, is perhaps the best debut
album I’ve heard in a few years.
Maybe I’m getting soft, or maybe
we’re living in a grand musical
renaissance (whatever).

If Beck’s “Loser” was an
anthem for the modern-day slack—
er, then the Eels’ Beautifid Freak
is a step-by-step inspirational
guide for every outcast, individu-
alist and deviant.

Perhaps it’s a strange commen-
tary on me that I find myself lis—

tening to this album over and over
again.

Beaurxfirl Freak starts its musical
journey with the extremely radio-
friendly “Novocaine for the Soul”
— you know, that one song you
heard on the radio the other day
that you found yourself singing
over and over again for the rest of
the week.

From there, “Susan’s House"
paints an unusual story of city life.
“Going over to Susan’s
house/Can’t be alone tonight”
sings lead vocalist E over an
upbeat piano tune. However,
interjected into this piano tune is a
spoken-word rant of various
unhappy things he sees on his way
to her house.

Eels’ best song by far is “Beau-
tiful Freak."

“You’re such a beautiful freak/I
wish there were more just like
you/You're not like all of the oth-
ers/And that is why I love you”
begins this unusual love song.

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exactly how I feel.”
What more can you ask
for in a song other than
a strong connection?

“Flower” begins with
a lovely church choir
singing over an organ.
Enter an acoustic gui—
tar, and a very somber
E.

“Turn the ugly light
off (iod/VVant to feel
the night/Every day it
shines down on
me/Don't you think
4... that I see what it’s all
about?”

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range of musical styles. This is
one example of how they’re com-
ing close to perfecting a great
sound with only one record under
their belts.

The term “pop music” has got-
ten a bad rap, especially since the
music world dubbed Michael
Jackson “King of Pop.”

Perhaps it's only a matter of
karma that the Eels have assaulted
the world of music on a mission to
take over the throne with their
beautiful brand ofalternative pop
rock.

\Yhat more could you expect
from a lead singer simply named

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WHAT'Syomr Sign?

By Suzanne Raiield

Aries (Mar. Zl—April 19): You
decide to enhance your culinary
finesse by enrolling in a cooking
course. But you have no culinary
finesse to begin with, so you end
up dropping out of the course.
Instead, you pen a cookbook
titled, “When Mac And Cheese
Just Takes Too Much Energy,”
selling thousands to people ages
18 to 29.

Taurus (April 20- May 20):
You et inspired to help eople
less grtunate than yourself. But
you find out there reall isn’t any-
one who is worse 0 f, because
you’re a Taurus. However, you
end up teaching the criminally
insane how to ballroom dance,
thereby restoring grace and digni-
ty to the deranged.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You
interpret the motto, “Take A Bite
Out Of Crime” a bit too literally.
When you notice someone
shoplifting, you attempt to appre-
hend the individual by growling
and biting his shirt. The thief

busts out laughing, as do the
police, who ask ifthis is your mat—
ing call in your native land. I guess
law enforcement isn’t for you.

Cancer (lune 21-July 22): On
Monday, you begin to lose your
brain cells. It is a very dangerous
predicament to be in, because as a
Cancer, you weren’t blessed with
that many in the first place. As a
solution, you stuff your ears with
cotton, and tell everyone that it’s
just a nasty ear infection.

Leo (Iuly 23—Aug. 22): Your
love life in one word: dismal. The
last date you went on was in ")4,
when you escorted your cousin to
the junior prom. But hey, isn’t it
legal to marry your cousin in Ken-
tucky? That’s a happy thought to
dwell on ifthe next person you ask
out turns you down.

Virgo (Aug. 23—Sept. 22):
Someone steals your clothes at the
Laundromat. Then, you spot a
person wearing your gray sweat-
shirt on campus. Because your
inward rage has been buildin I,
you tackle this individual while
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off. Of course. you attack a 285-
pound former wrestler, who sends
you flyingr into the bushes. Next
time, try counting to ll).

Libra (Sept. 23—Oct. 22): You
develop a craving for wool — not
to wear, but to cat. You cook a
fantastic dinner consisting of a
wool sweater with oran re duck
sauce, and are considered y intel—
lectuals as the first pop art chef.

Scorpio (Oct. 23—Nov. 21): I
see in your future a pot—bellied pig
and a glazed doughnut.

Oh wait *7 that’s an episode of
“The Andy (Griffith Show.” But
I’m sure that you can find an
aspect of your life in which to
apply those things.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21):
On Saturday, you decide to do
laundry, because you have no
clean underu ear left. Because you
live in the dorms, you are required
to carry 20 pounds of laundry
down many flights of stairs. Only
one washer is functioning. You
begin to chant “llakuna Matata”
at the top of your lungs. Several
people come to stare at you

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the other washers are miraculous—
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Capricorn (Dec. 22»_]an. 19):
Next week, you trip and fall in
front of the person you have a
crush on. Horribly embarrassed,
you blame your “klutziness” on
alternative music, Oprah and bad
clams. You manage to convince
your crush that those were the
reasons you fell.

Aquarius (Ian. 20-Feb. 18):
Astrologer Linda Goodman says
you “have an instinctive em athy
with the mentally distur ed.”
Maybe I should bring you along to
my next family reunion.

Pisces (Feb. 19—Mar. 20):
Seeking a change of pace, you join
the Peace Cor s and are relocated
to a remote village. You make the
awful mistake of telling the vil—
lagers your birthday. Apparently,
they believe “Pisceans” are com-
parable to the Ebola virus. So in
an attempt to save your hide, you
tell them you’re a Libra, but they
see through your ruse and serve
you alongside the roasted buffalo.

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