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TUESDAY EDITION
KERNEL

SEMI-WEEKL- Y

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

VOLUME XXI

OP KENTUCKY

DR.AJ.BARNOUW
TO SPEAK TODAY

OF 1932 BASKETEERS AT

NS

LETTERS

PEPY'S DIARY
HEAVENRIDOE and
MARY RUSSEL WINGOTT who
did seem to be In earnest discussion
of the KAPPAS or some other subject distasteful to them for they
did frown often. JOHNNIE JONES
and his MUCH BELOVED did sip
their cokes and they did look each
Into the other's eyes and It did
Impress me as refreshing: JACK
ROBEY and AIDEN HIGOENS did
sit silently and me thought It good
to see AIDEN again. Later to a
class and crossing the campus did
see VIRGINIA YOUNG. MARY
HUDSON, GORDON FIN LEY,
SHIPWRECK KELLY, FRANK
STONE, DUKE JOHNSTON, and
other campus notables and near
notables.
In the evening to a show of moving pictures where TOM RILEY
did sit silently with ROAMIN'
RENA and did frown at the animals
as they did cavort across the screen
of silver. After a discussion of the
DELTA ZETAS to bed with worries
about classes.
Friday: Up late and did feel badly
because I did not attend my class
but did feel happier after a late
breakfast of toast. Down into the
city where I did see WATTIE KAY
Y
and DICK MOORE and BILL
who did seem to argue
strenuously, and JAKE BRONSTON
and FLOY BOWLING who did not
argue.
In the afternoon to the university
where I did see FRANK PHIPPS
and JOE ALLEN and SIS BRENT
and VIRGINIA. I did talk with
several persons who did seem much
agitated over the election of a
PROM QUEEN and did hear many
comments on the two petitions
which students did turn in for
VIRGINIA YOUNG. After Idle
chatter with HUGH NORMANT,
GEORGE WATTE, JOHN MURPHY and MORTON WALKER to
lunch of green beans and corn-breand did wish I had better

GIVEN

Associa-

tion Honors Cagemen nt
Annual Banquet

FRESHMEN NUMERALS
PRESENTED TO 12 MEN
Miss Marguerite McLaughlin
Presides; Spicer and
Rupp Speak

R. D. Mclntyre
Chosen O.D.K.

Committee Head

TO BE QUEEN OF
FARQUHAR TO BE
HEAD 0FC0NTEST

Kentucky will have two basketball captains for the 1931-3- 2 varsity
basketball team. George "Fever"
Yates, Elizabethtown
and Jake
Lexington,
Bronston,
"Herman"
were elected by the 1931 "K" men
at the annual Lexas
ington Alumni association banquet
given at the Lafayette hotel last
night.
"Big George" is 21 years old, and
has played basketball since he was
in the eighth grade. He was chosteam,
en twice on the
teams
and twice on the
role of honorary captain.
with the
He entered Kentucky in 1928 and
has played on the squad for two
years. Last year he substituted for
Milward.
Yates closed the season in Atlanta last week winning unanimous acclaim as the greatest center In the
South this season. Big George won
recognition for the cleverness and
the great fighting spirit which he
has shown in varsity competition.
Bronston was the backbone of
the Big Blue defense this season
and his great playing thrilled the
Kentucky fans and made many admirers for him wherever the Wildcats played. He was mentioned prohonors
minently for
before the tournament committee
selected Kentucky as a seeded entry
in the conference tournament.
He saw service toward the end of
Jgst season and was a great asset in.
This year
the 1930 tournament.
he started as a regular and Rupp
built the greatest team in the South
around Bronston.
"Herman" was captain of the
frosh squad four, years ago and in
his last year, the Wildcat guard
again wins the captaining honor.
Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, president of the alumni association,
presided at the banquet. Carey Sicer,
captain and
forward
gave a brief talk. He praised Coach
Rupp as a man who knows how to
handle boys and a coach who showed his truth at Atlanta.
A rising vote of thanks was given
by the team to Mrs. Katherine
Lvons. secretary to S. A. Boles.
graduate manager of athletics, who
will leave the city in the near fu
ture. Mrs. Lyons has aided Kentucky athletes to a great extent
and her work has been appreciated.
A tremendous ovation was given
Coach Adolph Rupp when the Ken- (Contlnued on Page Four)

Is Sponsored by Three Distinct Types of Plays
Will Compete in Event
as Part
Sponsored
by American
of March Study
Drama League

Dr. A. J. Barnouw, prominent
writer and educator, and holder of
the Queen Wilhcmlna chair of
Dutch languages and literature at
Columbia University, will address
the university convocation at 10
o'clock this morning on "The International Position of Holland," in
Memorial hall, and will speak again
at 3 o'clock this afternoon on
"Dutch Political Parties." The addresses by Dr. Barnouw are sponstudent orsored by
ganization for the purpose of studying international relations.
Dr. Barnouw will deliver another
address at a dinner meeting given
In his honor by the International
Relations club at 6:30 o'clock tonight, in the University Commons.
The subJecT of this address has not
been announced.
A native of Holland, Doctor Barnouw was professor of Dutch languages and literature in the municipal gymnasium at the Hague from
1902 to 1919, and was a lecturer in
English at the University of Lay-de- n
from 1907 to 1913. For many
years he was correspondent at the
Hague of the New York Nation.
The sponsoring of these lectures
is in accordance
by
with a custom which that organization has practiced since it was established fouryears ago. Members
of the club have worked to bring
about a better understanding of international relations by taking one
country at a time for study
Holland is the subject for study
during March. As a background
for lectures on that country, professors have been asked to cooperate by presenting aspects of Holland in one or more class periods
during the month. The art department has planned to cooperate by
arranging
exhibitions of Dutch
Prof. Frank Fowler,
paintings.
Guignol theatre, plans to
of the
play, "My Lady's
read a one-a- ct
Lace,'1 nt 2 o'clock-Ithe afternoon
of March 12. Prof. E. F. Farquhar
faculty adviser to
will speak on "Dutch Influences in
the United States," on the same
date.
Countries which have been studisince it organied by
zation are: Russia, China, Italy,
Mexico, the Spanish Americas, and
Canada.

Senator Chandler
Speaks at Banquet

Prof. E. F. Farquhar, member of
the English department of the university, has been named state chairman, of the annual
contest sponsored by the Drama
League of America. The contest
covers three distinct types of plays,
play
a full length play, a one-a- ct
and a religious play. The contest
closes Marcn 31, 1931.
This is the fourth annual contest
sponsored by this league. The purpose of the contests is new authors,
and the development of native
The" national
American Drama.
th
Judges for the
plays will
be Walter P. Eaton, critic and
author, Stuart Walker, producer and
playwright, and Arhur Edwin Crows,
author of "Playwrlting for Profit".
Judges for the religious plays will
be Dr. Norman L. Richardson, Prof.
Harold A. Ehrensperger, and Mrs. A.
Starr Best. The Judges for tthe
one-aplays will be Kenyon
Nicholson, dramatist, and Alexander
Dean, of the Yale University Theatre.
The full length play must be
written to fill one evening when
produced, but may contain any
number of acts or scenes and may
be written on any theme. The
sponsors are searching especially
for good, clean, high-clacomedy.
A special additional cash award will
be given if the play contains these
specifications.
play
The one-amust be appropriate for production
during the celebration of the George
Washington
in 1932.
The religious play must be full
length and the theme must be ethical and wholly
It
need not be necessarily based on
Biblical incidents.
The usual method of preparing
manuscripts will- - prevail, and the
manuscripts of the full length and
one-aplays must be sent directly
to the respective state centers, while
the religious plays, and all those
from England and Canada must be
sent to Mrs. A. Starr Best, Contest
Chairman, 828 Michigan Avenue,
Wilmette, Illinois.
The author Is to receive $500 advance royalty on the book and amateur acting rights of the winning
full length plays, $100 advance
royalty on the winning one-aplay,
and $1500 advance royalty on the
religious play. The author is to
receive 10 per cent on the gross
sale of the book, if published separately, or proportioned if published
in collection, and is to receive 50
per cent of all collections from
amateur productions.

Senator A. B. "Happy" Chandler,
Versailles, was the principal speaker
ty
banat the first
quet held at the university Thursday night, March 6. The subject
of the talk was "The Real Fraternity".
MATH CLUB TO MEET
The banquet, which was sponsored by the Y. M. C. A. and arranged
White Math club will meet at 4
by a committee composed of Malcolm Barnes, reprsentlng the senior o'clock Thursday in room 109 Mccabinet, and Cameron Coffman, rep- Vey hall.
rsentlng the freshman cabinet, is
a new feature on the university
campus. The idea of the
group banquet originated
at the University of Illinois. It is
the plan of the Y. M. C. A. to make
it a permanent feature in fraternity
activities.

so.
News

editors must first assign
stories but tardy reporters cause no
end of trouble, and a certain Phi
Tau almost tears his hair while he
promises to do dreadful things to
the lazy reporters. But he knows
that the paper "must go to press."
Therefore he rushes about the campus and brings back news.
"Bring back news" is not quite
that simple. Interviews, interrogations, investigations, interpretations,
lntiutlons, and intrusions are necessary to obtain most any of the apparently insignificant stories on the
front page. It is truly a miracle
that the paper ever reaches the
strets, for the editors and reporters
usually have a dozen things they
would rather do than splosh along
muddy walks In search of news.
Once in possesion of some news
a story must be written; copy read,
that Is read and
for grammatical errors and mistakes. When
thut is finished the story must have
a head, and then the one doing the
work wishes he had a new one for
his shoulders. Those things in
MORTAR BOARD TO MEET
Kansas State; College has installheavier type at the top of each ared a "dating bureau" for students. ticle must fit perfectly Into so much
Mortar Board will meet at seven Women filing their names with the space.
o'clock Tuesday night in Patterson the office, to make the bureau sucThen you must start a search for
hall. Mary Virginia Halley, presi- cessful should answer a questlonalre synonyms that are Ehort and to the
dent, has announced that the meet- Including the following points: point. Webster himself is not aling Is a very important one and height?
waist? drink?
aweke? ways efficient in this matter. Sent
all members must be there.
neck? appetite? age?
back to the press room It is set on

1931 JUNIOR PROM

Brethren! Sistern!
Helen Lee Assistant Dean of
Women at Northwestern University is a member of Alpha XI
Delta.
Lou
Gehrig
Famous New
York baseball player, claims Phi
Delta Theta as his fraternity.
William McKinlcy President
of the United States,
was a member of Sigma Alpha
Epsllon.
Ida Pace Purdue Member of
the University of Arkansas faculty, is a Chi Omega.
Frank C. Touton Vice President of the University of Southern California, is a Phi Kappa
Tau.
Andrew H. Soule President of
the University of Georgia, is an
Alpha Gamma Rho.
Grace L. Mayer Aviatrlx of
national fame, Is a member Zeta
Tau Alpha.
George W. Rlghtmire President of Ohio State University,
wears the badge of Alpha Tau
Omega.
Daniel WHlard President of
Baltimore and Ohio railroad, is a
Phi Sigma Kappa.
Dorothy Inskee A s s i s t a n t
Dean of Women at Drake University, is a member of Kappa
Delta.
M. L. Spencer Kappa Alpha,
Is president of the University of
Washington.
R. C. Patterson United States
Senator from Missouri, is one of
four United States senators who
are members of Sigma Nu.

Pershing Rifles
Unit Is Installed
Here Saturday
Company C First Regiment, of
Pershing Rifles was installed at the
university at 7:30 p. m., saturaay
in the Y. M. O. A. room of the
Armory building. Installation was
conducted by Brig Gen. Degner of
Cleveland, Ohio. He was assisted
by the officers of Company A persn-in- g
Rifles located at Ohio State
College.

Major Owen R. Meredith who was
initiated Saturday night will act as
faculty adviser. Five aavancea corps
mr whn were initiated are Colon
el Ben Crosby, Sergeants Lister
Witherspoon, O. B. conman, warry
Lair, and Bill Saunders. Nineteen
basic course men Initiated were J.
D. Alexander, R. Bates, J. C. Bishop,
J. Boddie, W. A. Crady. J. B. Croft,
k,
L. B. Davis, P. C. Fuller, H.
S. Mattingly, J. W.
W. R. Meredith, J. Mills,
H. M. Miner, F. Musselman, J. V.
Rogers, K. P. Smith, H. Van Antwerp, C. O. Wallace.
The election of officers will be
held soon. The captain and two
lieutenants will be elected from the
advanced corps men. The first sergeant will be a basic course man.
A standing of one the preceeding
semester is required in order to be
initiated.

PRESENTATI0NT0
BE AT 11:15 P.M.

FRIDAY EVENING
t
Is Pledge of
Kappa Kappa Gamma,
Social Sorority

Queen-Elec-

O. D. K., LANCES

TO

PLEDGE AT DANCE
Entire Class to Participate
in Grand March
of Ball
Miss Henrietta Whitaker, Kappa
Kappa Gamma pledge, was elected
yesterday by the men of the Junior
class to reign as Queen of the Junior Prom, which will be given from
9 to 1 o'clock, Friday evening, March
13, in the Men's gymnasium.
Miss
Whitaker will be crowned at 11:15
o'clock, following the Grand March
and her presentation by Duke Johnston, S. A. E.. president of the
Junior class.
Balloting was conducted by the
election committee, composed of
Billy Hubble, chairman, James Lyne
and Hugh Jackson.
Votes were
counted and checked by seven men,
In the presence of a Kernel reporter.
Arrangements for the ball are in
charge of Vernon Chandler, chair
man, Chick Kastner, and Frame
Stone.
This year's Prom Queen who
is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Arthur Whitaker, Russenvuie, came
to the university in September,
from Logan College. She is a
member of the Kentucklan staff,
a Stroller eligible, and a major in
the department of Journalism.
As her gown for the occasion, Miss
Whitaker, who is a brunette five
feet, five inches tall, and weighs a
scant 110 pounds, has chosen an
extremely long white satin evening
dress with which she will wear
rhlnestone costume jewelry.
A dias, erected at one side of the
gymnasium, will contain the throne
which will be decorated in blue and
white. During the coronation ceremonies, a bouquet will be presented
by Vernon
to Miss Whitaker,
Chandler, Lambda Chi Alpha,
chairman of the Prom committee.
All members of the junior class will
participate in fthe Grand March
which will be led by Miss Whitaker
and Duke Johnston, and which will
end at the throne. Following the
coronation the "Queen of the Prom"
will be held in Miss Whit-aker- 's
honor.
Twelve hundred date bids and
1300 stag bids will be distributed
today to juniors and seniors through
the medium of the university post
office.
Each junior is entitled to
one date bid and two stag bids, and
each senior will be given one date
bid.
Those persons who do not
have post office boxes hte been
requested to call at the window
for their bids.
Omicron Delta Kappa and Lances
will hold their pledging exercises
during an Interlude of the ball.
will follow in
Special
their honor.
Deans of the university and their
wives will be the chaperones of the
occasion.

Dissertation on Weather, Love
Josephine Parker
Reveals Case of Spring Fever Makes Appearance

Use of Extensive Interviews, Interpretations, Intuitions, Intrusions,
Is Revealed in Detailed Expose of Manner of Publishing Kernel
By JULIA CLAY
As you sit In your 8 or 9 o'clock
this morning distracting your professor by reading The Kernel, have
you any idea by what process the
paper reaches you? "Of course,"
you say, "I walked down to the
basement of McVey after it." But
that is only the last step and the
easiest one, even if you don't think

NEW SERIES NUMBER 45

HENRIETTA WHITTAKER IS CHOSEN

Program

S.A.E. "Thoroughbred Event"
To Feature Coed Derby Trial

J

in Memorial Hall

SPEAKER IS NOTED
EDUCATOR AND WRITER

Lexington Alumni

Prof. R. D. Mclntyre, faculty adviser for Nu Circle, Omlcron Delta
Kappa was elected chairman of the
National Scholarship Committee of
that fraternity at the business session of the national convention Saturday. This committee will formulate the regulations under which a
graduate scholarship will be given
each year for members of the fraternity. The committee will also
select the recipient for the first
award which will be made on June
first of this year. This is the first
time such a committee has been
elected and considerable interest
has arisen in the fraternity over
the scholarship plan.
At the Saturday meeting of the
ninth annual convention at the Lafayette hotel, national officers who
food.
were elected were Dr. Frank C.
In the evening to the ALPHA Brown, comptroller of Duke Unlyer- QAM bungalow where I did see "slty, presidents Dr." George' Lang,
HENRIETTA SHERWOOD Who did I University of Alabama, vice presilook charming as usual, and JANE dent; and executive secretary, Dr.
GARY, who did look as if she did William M. Brown, president of
expect her SIGMA CHI to come, Atlantic University, Virginia Beach,
and BETTY MATZ, who did look Va.
hopeful for the office of QUEEN
During the stay of the 75 deleOF THE PROM. Afterwards to gates, they were entertained with
the CHI OMEGA hut where the a tea by President and Mrs. Frank
members did give me a cordial re L. McVey. Friday evening the loin
ception and did ask if CARLEEN cal chapter held a dinner-danc- e
GRANT would be elected prom their honor and Saturday noon
QUEEN and I did tell them that there was a luncheon for officers
they did take too much interest in and delegates. Assembly and comthe election and they did sneer at mittee meetings were held Ifrom
me.
March 5 to 7.
The members of the local chapter
Saturday: Did arise early and did
every class. Did see of O. D. K., national honorary leaddid attend
MILLIE NELSON which did recall ership fraternity, are: Messrs. Carey
my thoughts again to the PROM Spicer, president; Ben Harrison,
QUEEN and later in the morning vice president; Howard Williams,
did see EMILY HARDIN and HEN- treasurer; James Chapman, Jack
RIETTA WHITAKER and I did McGurk, William Trott, William
ponder long over the election. At Young, Paul McBrayer, L. G. For-que- r,
Gordon Finley, Lewis Payton,
the den of iniquity I did sip my
coke as did BILLY HUBBLE. TOT Rex Allison, Truman Drury, StewHOUSE. JIMMIE LYONS. HUGH art Augustus, Jake Bronston.
JACKSON and JACK PHIPPS.
SARAH McCAMPBELL and SIS
WILLIS did sip cokes daintly and
several FOOTBALL PLAYERS did
discuss DOUG PARRISH as a good
prospect for the BIG BLUE next
fall and I did predict he would be
ALL -- SOUTHERN in two years.
THEO TEBBS and JACK WOODS
A prelude to the spring racing
did talk solemnly and methought
that she did not seem as animated season in Kentucky and an innovation at the university has been
as formerly.
chapter of
In the afternoon to a show of planned by the localfor their inpictures where I did see many Sigma Alpha Epsllon
from 9 to 12 o'clock,
friends and enemies and In the formal dance,
14, which
evening to a dance which the Saturday evening, March"Thoroughof
STROLLERS did give but did have will take the formCo-e- d a Derby Trial
bred Event." The
an unpleasant time.
in which the female contingency will
compete for a purse glvn for the
best sports costume will feature the
event.
To Be
Clubhouse passes printed in the
fraternity colors, purple and gold,
W. S. G. A. to Be Host at have been issued to the invited
guests, and will be worn by them.
Dinner for 15 Eligible
Two colored Jockeys, dressed in the
Women
colors of J. B. Respess, purple and
The Woman's Self Government white, will usher the crowd into the
Association will be hosts at a for- race track at the Men's gymnasium,
promal dinner given at 0:30 o'clock after supplying them with race
Thursday night at the Phoenix ho- grams.
The judges' stand, built in the
tel In honor of 15 sophomore girls
who have been chosen as charter infield in the center of the gymmembers of a group which will be- nasium lloor, will house Alphonso
come an honorary sophomore soror- Trent's orchestra, which has been
engaged to furnish the music. The
ity.
Members of the council will peti- rest of the floor, outlined with green
national honorary and white, will be used as the race
tion Cwens, the
sophomore sorority W. S. G. A. is track for the dances.
A clubhouse, erected In one cornsponsoring the sorority which has
met the approval of the dean of er of the room, will furnish enterwomen.
tainment and housing for the chap-eronof the dance.
Those chosen were selected on a
will bo featured as six
basis of (scholastic standing and
The following races, which will include a basketoutside activities.
girls are eligible: Alice Bruner, Jac- ball race, a football race, a track
queline Bull, Hortense Carter, Ele- race, an intramural race, a
Beauties race and the Coanor Dawson, Jane Dyer, Dorothy
Gould, Isabello Isgrig, Margaret Lc ed Derby Trial.
Stourgeon, Lois Neal, Mildred Neal,
The racing commission of the fraMary O'Brien, Mary Elizabeth ternity is composed of Frank Stone,
Price, Ayleeno Razor, Ruth Wehle, chairman, Jlmmle Lyne, Jimmie
Boddle, and Ed Greene.
and Mary King Montgomery.

--

Native of Holland Will Give
Address at 10 o'clock

PLAYERS OF 1931

GRACE

Sophomore Society
Established

CONVOCATION

TO NINE VARSITY

Thursday: To the well known
place of evil where I did sec MARY

DR. A. J. BARNOUW TO SPEAK
TODAY AT THIRD HOUR

TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 19.11

YATES, BRONSTON ARE SELECTED AS
CO-CAPTAI-

CONVOCATION!

ADVANCED DATES

type a proof Is made of it. A proof
is the article Just as it might look in

the paper. Linotypemen are only
human so that is read carefully
by someone in the editorial room.
That reading has saved a lot of
skins that never knew they were
in danger. "But," you think while
the prof wishes he could read the
paper too, "there are plenty of mistakes in this paper every issue."
That Is because even the proofreader is mere flesh and blood.
clock.
March 22 Piano recital by
Finally, after hours of work like
Marchel Thalberg of the Cincinthis, the paper is made up. By that
Is meant that someone has given
nati Conservatory of Music.
Memorial building. 4 o'clock.
the news of the day enough serious
consideration to decide which is of
March 29 The choir of Cenmost importance to you so that he
Christian Church will pretral
can say Just where tho prom queen
sent a sacred concert. Memorial
story and the basketball story bebuilding, 4 o'clock.
long. Each article is placed in a
April
frame according to its interest to
Superintendent W. A. Sutton,
the student body. Tho make-u- p
National
President
Education
man has a sheet to tell him this.
Association and Superintendent
After all this tho frames are put
of Schools of Atlanta will speak
on the press and the old thing starts
at thd monthly convocation, thta rumbling racket that often disApril 22.
turbs Miss Margie's classes. Even
Y. W. and Y. M. O. A. speaker
at this late date something might
about first of April, details to be
happen t6 the news. Did you, in
announced later.
puzzles, ever meet
your cross-wor- d
Annual University of Kentucky
tho word pi? When that happens
Alumni dinner, Louisville, Thursto a frame my advice to any and
day. April 16, 0 p. m.
Is to take to your
all
Meeting of the Mississippi Valheels in holy fright.
ley Historical Association, with
Maybe your class is over by now
representation of all Mississippi
and you no longer have need of The
Valley states, University of KenKernel. As you go on through the
tucky, April 30, May 1 and 2.
the habits of the day you may appreciate your news a little more and
be a little more sympathetic with its
a linotype machine. These are run mistakes.
by two men who must study for unOregon State held fifty - two
sympathetic profs just the same as
you or I.
dances in one year. Not bad for
When a galley is set on the lino
one college.
March
March 9 Dr. McVey will speak
to the University Alumni club in
Plneville, Kentucky.
March 15 Final organ recital
of the season by Dr. Sidney
Durst, of Cincinnati College of
Music. Memorial building, 4 o'-

Ah! Tis spring, and the young
man's fancy turns to bah! Why
write a disquisition on the glories
or dlsglorles of springtime, when
anybody knows that if we laud the
blue skies and the budding grasses,
it may be snowing like "Hail Columbia" before the article gets into
print or, If we deplore the chilly
March winds, we may be engrossed t
in the warmth of a sun bath on the
I
morrow? What's the use!
And yet let us write of spring.
Midst the turmoil and the strife of
college life; among a vast constudents
glomeration of
profs, mingled with
and hard-boile- d
the crowds who gaze sanguinely at
spectacular athletic events; moving
in the oblivion of eds and ettes who
mourn lugubriously over Incapacity
to perform impossible tasks enjoined by inhuman demagogues; sitting
in the quiet of our own room with
desire and endeavor
a heart-fe- lt
to think, we think think we've got
the spring fever!
That is an excuse for not doing
many of the tasks which come be- -,
fore us throughout tho day. Then
why is it that ydung men chose
this time of the year to fall in love?
Does It not require the most exhaustive mental processes imaginable to win the fair damsels who pull
so heavily upon the heart strings?
And yet the young men come forth
with such as this:
"You are tho ono beautiful, lovely,
precious, and effeminate gem the
climax of all fanciful pulchritude in
the realm of omniscient reverie.
You are the unattainable, tho fleeting fairy, yet the omnipresent In
the strange pe:islveness of my mental frame. You are the white cloud
that floats on the breath of an animated globe, a cloud only because
of the inpcnetrablllty of my visual
comprehension. You are tho one
queer inhabitant of our terrestrial
domain, queer only because I prefer the unique. You are tho horizon
and the greatest constellation; you
are the supra-zenlt- h
of the

New

Music

Instructor

Has

Part in Vesper Program
in Memorial Hall

Miss Josephine Parker made her

first appearance since assuming her
duties here at the Vespers program
Sunday in connection with the
Philharmonic orchestra, under the
direction of Prof. Carl A. Lampert.
Accompanied by Mrs. Lela Cuius
at the piano, Miss; Parker gave as
her first number the soprano aria,
"Rejoice Greatly" from Handel's
Messiah.
The Philharmonic orchestra presented the Overture to "Phedre,"
Massenet, as the opening number.
The orchestra is composed of 35
persons and is conducted by Professor Lampert. There were four
orchestra numbers and two groups,
of soprano solos with an encore.
The program follows;
Mas1. Overture to "Phedre,"
senet.
2. Soprano aria. "Rejoice Greatly,"
from the Messiah, Handel; Miss
Josephine Parker and Mrs. Lela
Cullis at the piano.
3.
Ballet Suite from Gluck's
(a) Iphlgenla
Operas, Gluck-Mott- l;
In Aulls; (b) Orpheus; (c) Musette
from "Armldo".
Sleeping Beauties, Tschalkowski.
5. Soprano solos: (a) O Little
(b) The
Drum, Lily Strickland;
Sleigh, Koontz; Miss Parker.
0. Ballet Music froi.. "Faust" Second Suite, Gounod; (a) Entry of
tho Trojan Maidens; b) Solo Dance
of Helen: (o) Bacchanalo and Entry of Phryne.
ALUMNI

MEET

Alumni of Purdue University living in Lexington and the Blue
Grass attended a reunion at 8
o'clock Saturday night in Dicker
hall. The meeting was sponsored
by Dean and Mrs. F. Paul Anders
son. Moving pictures of Purdue
football games were shown.

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from a large Insurance company In the cast.
The company desires to employ a student who
Is Interested In Insurance work to add to their
staff, in Lexington territory. Tills student may
do part time work until the close of the semester at which time he will be placed on n full
time schedule. Tlfls Is an excellent opportunity, giving the person employed a chance to become acquainted with his work before he takes
a large responsibility.
The position Is on n commission basis and the
student probably will have to pay his own expenses for the first few months.
The district agent for the company will bo In
the bureau office on the 20th of March to sec
applicants, and It will be necessary for students
who nrc Interested to make an appointment
with Doctor Beaumont previous to this date.
Doctor Beaumont Is In his office from 10 to 12
dally.
A representative of a national magazine will
be In the bureau office this afternoon from 1
o'clock until 4 o'clock to Interview college men
for the summer sales department of the publishing company. A position for the entire
summer Is offered, and a regular salary will be
paid In addition to a bonus for extra orders.
Many other opportunities arc open.

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The University of Kentucky's personnel bureau under the direction of Dr. Henry Beaumont, is rendering a valuable service to the university and to those attending it. It is infesting aimless students with new ambition and
providing the Industrious students with after-colleemploymental prospects which they
otherwise might not find. It is giving a new
element of earnestness to the college.
Many of the boys and girls who come to college have no definite reason for doing so. They
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and a
and some pre-la"take" some
dash of animal husbandry. They major in this
and minor in that; they flunk this and pass
that, without aim or direction, or serious
thought. The need forsome agent to guide
the routes of these scholastic wanderers has
long been felt; and this agent has at last come
into being with the creation of our personnel
Now the student who is totally
department.
undecided about his future work, or who is dissatisfied with the work he has chosen, needs
only to consult the personnel service and place
his fate in the hands of the personnel workers.
By means of questionnaires', consultations, vocational guidance talks and literature, occupational discussions, and various experiments with
the undecided students, his individual talent
and tendencies are revealed. He is introduced
to worlds he never thought of before. He is I
fitted into a suitable profession, made to order
for him by expert psychological tailors.
The other service of the personnel bureau is
quite as worthy as this one. Interviews between members of the senior class and representatives of several large business organizations have already been arranged, and more
will occur before the school year is completed.
A large chain department store and a powerful electric corporation have already