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Tuesday, March 30,1976

 

KENTUCKY

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an independent student newspaper

12 UK students arrested

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’University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky

Monsoon season

opens

Students line up in yesterday’s downpour to

catch a free ride on an already-packed

campus bus on Funlzhouser Drive.

Local ABC cracks down on falsified identification

By MONTY N. FOLEY
Kernel Staff Writer

The production, distribution and use of
bogus Kentucky driver’s licenses has led
to the arrest of 12 UK students, and more
arrests are expected, local Alcoholic
Beverage Control (ABC) --Adminstrator
Stephen Driesler said Monday.

Driesler said the current crackdown
began early this year when near-perfect
duplications of the state’s new photo
licensesbeganto appearin bars and liquor
stores frequented by students.

The technique used to manufacture the
fake licenses was so excellent, he said,
“that 99 per cent of the police officers in
this town would probably pass them as
legal. ”

Asked whether informants have been
helping the ABC to track down the fake
ID 5, Driesler said “interviews” with
persons who ha ve been arrested have been
helpful 1n leading the ABC to bogus license
distributors. “We tell them that if they
will cooperate, it will be taken into con-
sideration,” he said.

At least one UK student has been
charged with manufacutring the near-
perfect photo license, Driesler said.

Architecture sophomore, William
Nunnelley 111,419 Huguelet Drive, was
arrested by the ABC on March 11 and
chargedwith second-degree forgery. That
arrest followed a similar arrest on Feb. 26.

Nunnelley '5 to appear today. in Fayette
Quarterly Court for a preliminary hearing,
a court official said.

Asistam Dean of Students T. Lynn
Williamon, who usually aids students in
trouble with law enforcement agencies,
was out of town Monday and unavailable
for comment and confirmation of the
arrests.

Driesler said a conviction on the second-
degree forgery charge carries a prison
sentence of oneto five years, while the fine
for using a fals'fied ID is up to $500.

“We .want to get the message out,”
Driesler said. “If students have the false
ID’s we’d advise them to get rid of them.”

In addition to the bogus photo licenses,
Driesler said _a number of falsified older
“blue-(2rd type" licenses are also in
circulation. “A large quantity of blue-
caids was stolen some time ago, but their
use will cease at the end of this year when
everyone must have the photo licenses.”

“I realize that when a freshman gets to
UK there are ways to get identification,”
Driesler said. “But when the technology
develops for high level forgery, then we
have to be concern

While Driesler would not specify the
subtle difference between the legitimate
aml btgus licenses, he said local bar
owners have been informed about the
distinctions between the two.

“We have instructed the owners to in-
spect identification cards and if an owner
tech that a license is fake. he is to con-
fiscate it, " he said.

“Then our (ABC) office checks the
license and if it proves to be fake, we
obtain a warrant for the arrest of the in-
dividual, ” Driesler said.

Driesler said students who purchaseo
“four or five of the counterfeit liceme and
distributed them to friends should turn
themelves in” to ABC authorities.

“Sooner or later someone will get caught
with one (i the licenses and we’ll be led
back to the person who originally provided
it,” Driesler said.

“If they’ll tum themselves in, we won’t
press charges. ” he said

Driesler underscored the seriousness of
the ofierse by noting that driver’s licenses

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A local bar‘s bouncer checks at UK student‘s identification (right).

are the only universally accepted iden-
tification cards.

“W 1th the counterfeit licenses people
could open false charge accounts or write
bad checks,” he said.

“Andalthough we have nodirect pmof of

it‘s having happened here, in other states
payroll chedts have been stolen, and the
checks, along with reproduced licenses,
have been sold to individuals. The two in
combination allow someone to cash the
stolen checks." Driesler said.

 

  

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Kentucky drinking laws
are just plain ridiculous

Around campus there are few
who would disagree Kentucky's
drinking eligibility laws are iust
plain ridiculous. Unfortunately. as
anyone under 21 is acutely aware.
the law is the law.

Not that there aren’t ways to get
around it—borrow your room-
mate’s ID or make or buy yourself
a new one.

But. before you trot off to the
nearest beer hall, new identity in
hand, be aware of the con-
sequences of creating or borrowing
a social security number.

Borrowing or using a forged ID
can get your a fine of up to $500.
Second degree forgery can get you
1-5 years. Beer’s iust not worth it.‘

 

 

 

Somebody goofed

Editor:

I noticed an error in one of the Ker-
nels the week before spring break.
Unfortunately, I have forgotten which
i55ue it was, but I haven’t forgotten the
error itself. The error was a
photograph by Stewart Bowman. It
was a photograph of the blooms of a
”Toll p Tree,” and the caption referred
to the changing of the Kentucky state
tree from the tulip tree to the Kentucky
coffee tree. Actually, the photograph
was that of a blooming saucer
magnolia. From now on, when you
print pictures of trees, I suggest you
make sure the photographer knows his
Liriodendron tulipifera from a
Vlagnolia Soulangiana.

Dee Fryer
Horticulture senior

Who's joshing...
Editor:

In regardto Dick Downey’s column of
March 26 (”Who are you ioshing, Mr.
McDowell"), I believe it’s necessary
to clarify a few of the misconceptions
under which he wrote the column.

First of all, Downey seems to think
thatthe standards Josh wasapplying as
to whom and who would not get a "pass
through the pearly gates" were Josh’s
own. If one would only check the Bible
(which is indeed a big book, Downey).
one would discover that the standards
for admission to heaven are set up by
God, not by Josh or any other man.
Such scriptures as Luke 12:8-9, Acts
2:37-38, and Revelation 20:11-15 point
out what God’s standards are for ad-
mission to eternity with Him.

Second, Downey seems to think that
Josh's view of religion is a harsh one
because of the environment the
evangelist was raised in. Not so. I, for
one, was raised in what probably every
sociologist would call a "happy home,"
yet I believe that the end of the world
will occw as Josh said it would Wed-

letters

 

nesday night. Why? Because, again.
the word of God says so. If Downey
would have taken the time (again!) to
check just the scriptures that Josh was
quoting from that night, he could have
easily seen that the words and
prophecies were not Josh’s, but God's.
Finally, in answer to the question
asked at the end of the column, Josh is
not ioshing anyone. He only is stating
what God has been telling man for
thousands of years: that history is
indeed going somewhere. and that that
somewhere is the return of Jesus Christ
to this earth. I hope that all my
brothers and sisters find themselves
ready when He does. Shalom.
John Hockman
Zoology sophomore

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Editor:

A word concerning Dick Downey‘s
March 26 column (”Who are you
ioshing. Mr. McDowell"): Beautiful!

Ken Fern
Art history graduate student

Shocking

Editor:

I hada shocking experience March 25
on campus. and it’s obvious others
should hear it and decide what each
thinks. The Student Health Service now
chargesanappall ing 50 centsto park in
the facility's small, miserable lot. A
guard comes rushing out todemand the
fee from some sick, unexpecting
patient, and adds i nsult to iniury. What
if a person is reallysickand can'twalk
from his room and didn't have the
money on hand? What a strmge time
and place to demand payment. People
park there only to relieve an ailment.
not for fun or profit. I think it's wrong
to charge a fee for such a service.
partiCUIarly in lieu of the 512 health
service charge. I wonder what other
people think?

Chris Watkins

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By Art Wallace

I know not why I play the sport of
rugby except that it satisfies a basic
need within me to participate in a
contact sport involving a team effort
and a degree of esprit de corps. Often.
following a match, when my body is
aching from an assortment of scrapes
and bruises. I ask myself the purpose of
this masochism, and the same answer
always materializes from my con-
science: because I Love It! Of course.
you may question the dramatic quality
of this statement and consider me an
irrational "nincompoop" who relishes
the savagery and apparent roughness
of the sport. Well, upon my word, kind
reader, don’t criticize the fool until you
sample the fool's game!

Tis not often that one finds tradition
and sportmanship in sports nowadays.
(What do you mean?) Well, in rugby.
we have the traditional clap-on when
each team claps the other team onto the
midfield line, and then introductions
are exchanged between teams.
Although once the match starts, play

 

itself may be marred by an occasional

fist fight or loss of temper. it is all
forgotten (usually) during the "clap-
off" whena tunnel is formed by the host
team (regardless of who wins) and the
visiting team members are thanked for
traveling to Lexington to play the
match as they pass through the fun-

nel—a real sporting gesture!
You have undoubtedly heard the

expression: ”It takes leather balls to
play rugby. “ Contrary to popular belief
and the connotations of the statement.
the anatomical reference is not in-
tended, although owing to the lack of

parts.

protection’in this—region and player
“ego.” one tends to emphasize the
extraordinary toughness of his privy
Besides this "machismo"
outlook, however. a rugger is probably
a frustrated psychopath! I have seen
example of strange transformations in
character—a passive friend off the
pitch becomes a merciless tackler and
fiery-mouthed fiend between whistles!

As Woody Allen once said, ”man kills
for food. And not only food: frequently
there must be a beverage." BEER.
BEER, BEER! Such is the call of a
rugger at an infamous rugby party. Old
hostilities are forgotten, stories are
shared. old acquaintances renewed.
and bawdy songs are sung with a group
effort. Here in the "third half“ is the
spirit of rugby (and where the
anesthetizing effects of beer a re proven
weekly). Some suggestive song titles
include. "Rodriguez the Mexican
Pervert,“ "Mayor of Bayswater' s
Daughter, " "I Put my Hand upon Her
. .. Yoo-Hoo.”, et al. I must remind the
reader here that these songs are sung
with great fervor and icy; it is the one
facet of rugby that sets it aside from all
other sports and emphasizes the
fraternal spirit of the game.

But, good reader. rugby did not
impress me with its orderliness and
stylish play; instead, it permitted me
to see that amidst the roughness and
ribaldry of the sport. there exists an
element of fun and comraderie that
overrides all the "violent“ aspects.
And that, Sir. (and Madam). is why I
play the game.

 

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Campus parking fines.

to be raised April I

By JAMIE LUCKE
Assistant Managing Editor

As a mears of discouraging
campus parking violations,
parking fines will be increased to
$5 April 1.

The University traffic and
parking control committee
recommerried the increase in
December because, according to
Public Safety Director Tom
Padgett, its members believed
the arrrent $2 penalty was not a
sufficiait deferrent. The com-
mittee members were disturbed
that more than 30,000 traffic
citations are issued at UK each
year, he said.

Aggravated by unauthorized
parking in spaces desiginated for
permit holders, the campus
parking situation is “a mess,”
Padgett said. ‘

 

“Faculty, staff and students
who purchase permits feel they
are entitled to a place to park,”
he said.

The campus is growing,
Padgett said, but the number of
parking spaces is not. “People

are gong to have to get in the
habit (1 parking farther away
from campts than 10 years ago
bdore the campus got so large.”

Padgett’s department is
publicizing the increased fine
with the hope that motorists will
understand “the parking system
is designed for their convenience.
and when eva'ybody decides the
rules don‘t apply to them we have
a mess."

Padgett said he doesn‘t an-
ticipate tighter enforcement.
The fine increase should result in
issuance of fewer citations, he
sail.

The University enforces
parking penalties by refusing to
issue parking permits to persons
who have unpaid fines, and by
prohibiting students with unpaid
fines from registering for
classes.

The University is also
authorized to tow cars for any
violation, Padgett said, although
as a rule only two-and three-time
viohters have been towed away.

“We haven't been towing

unless there are three unpaid -

violatiom or unless the car is
blocking a driveway or fire

hydrant," he said. “We're giving ~

violators some grace."

But he said he hopes the list of

three-time violators can be
reduced so violators with fewer
than three outstanding fines can
also be towed.

“Students find from experience
they don’t get a ticket every time
they violate parking reguh tions.
If someone parks illegally five
days a week he will probably only

get a ticket two or three times out ‘

of those five days. (With the
current 32 fine) that’s $6 a week,
and that’s cheap parking.”

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Orchestra tackles Sfravinsky's
classic ‘The Rite of Spring'

Spring is aspecial time of year
for many reasons. Th's year it
holds a special meaning for the
members of the UK Orchestra.
On Thursday, April 1, under the
direction of Phillip Miller, it will
present Igor Stravinsky's classic
musical experience “The Rite of
Spring.” ”La Sacre du prin-
temps" was originally composed
for the Russian Ballet of Serge
Diaghilev in 1913. Its stark
primitivism and radically new
tonal vocabulary caused the
audience to aid at its first
performance. The work was
unusual from the very onset—
cven today, a half century later,-
it is still an unbelievable work of
art.

 

“The Adoration of the Earth”—
the introduction—is intended to
evoke the birth of spring.
Mysterious sounds which

' emanate from the orchestra

suggest the awakening of the
world. "Games of Abduction,”
“Spring Dance,” “Games of
Rival Cities" and “Dance of the
Earth“ esdi with its own colorful
and suggestive tone painting,
close out the first part.

Part II of the “Rite" is by far

the most exciting piece of music
I've ever had the opportunity to
perform. The sound masse opens
with “The Mystic Circle of Young
Girls" which [resents themes
from the first movement alter-
nating with new material. “The
Dance in Ada'ation of the Chosen
Virgin," the “Evocatim of the
Ancestors" and the “Ritual Act
of the Old Men” all lead with
driving purpose to the wild
abandon of the ‘ ‘Sacrificial
Dance of the Chosen Virgin.” In
this climactic number, the
sacrifice to spring is f rifilled.

In talking with members of the
orchestra, 1 could sense the
concentration and long hours of
work which have gone into
preparing this most difficult
piece of music. Many players
take the technical demands of the
music as a personal challenge to
their playing ability while others
see the music as a masterpiece in
the orchestral repertoire to be
attacked and performed with
determination and accuracy for
no other reason than because it is
there.

Whatever the approach, you
can expect a dedicated and ex-
citing performance of Stravin-
sky‘s “nature collage” Thursday
at8215 pm. in MemorialI-lall. On
the same program, the orchestra
will pet'orm Beethoven’s Op. 84
Overture to Gothe’s tragedy
“Egmont.”

Tonight the Lexington Singers,
directed by Phyllis Jenness, will
present their spring concert at

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8:15 pm. in Memorial Hall. On_
Sunday, April 4, the University of
Kentucky Collegium Musicum
will present a bicentennial
concert titled "Music of
American and Americans.” The
Collegium, under the direction of
Dr. Wesley K. Morgan and
assisted by Kristine Forney, is
composed of persons from all
walks of the university com-
munity. The program will
feature works by Leonard Bern-
stein, William Billings and UK
composer in residence Joseph
Baber. Sunday’s program will
begin at 8:15 pm. at Christ
Church Episcopal, 166 Market St.

 

Steve Layman is a graduate
student in music education. His
column appears on Tuesdays.

 

Wonder plans
‘Taurus release‘

The album Stevie Wonder
previously told Rolling Stone
magazine woukl be out Feb. 1, is
now scheduled for a “Taurus
release.” Ira Tucker, Wonder’s
confidante, said “Stevie is a
Taurus and we were told that 1976
was going to be a great year for
Tauruses. By releasing it then,
maybe we can get some of the
magic of the stars behind it.”

The latest delay, however,
wasn’t totally astral inspired.
Rolling Stone heard that Wonder
just couldn’t help but change
some tracks at the last minute.

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laudable director Anderson”

CONVGI'SOS

By MARTY BALDYGA
Kernel sum it riter

The laudable Lindsay An-
derson appeared before an
enraptured audience yesterday
not as an elite film director, but
as someone accessible to con-
verse with on a one to one basis.

His credibility as a director
was enhanced by his Academy
Award for Best Short Film of 1955
for “Thursday’s Children” and
h's winning of the top prize at the
Venice Documentary Film
Festival in 1957 for "Every Day
Except Christmas." His more
recent contributions include
three classic feature films:
“This Sporting Life” (1963), “If”
(1969) and “0, Lucky Man!"
(1973).

Although born in South India,
Anderson received a disciplined
education at Cheltenham College
and Wadham College, Oxford.
He refuses to accept England as
his native country though. “I’m
not British; I’m Scottish. That’s
why I talk about the British in
such a sardonic way."

He maintains that the British
have deserted the‘traditions of
realism and have evolved
towards a Romantic Baroque
feeling. “The British cinema
reflects the apathetic and con-
stipated state of the nation.”

Returning from the war, he
furthered h's career in English at
Oxftrd, then with director Karel
Reisz, founded the film magazine
“Sequence." As a result of being
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LINDSAY ANDERSON

quite consciously reflects his
feelings about the movies of

_other’s in his own films.

Shortly after Anderson started
writing about films, he began to
make industrial films for
Richard Sutcliffe on the plight of
working individuals. His concern
with real'sm and naturalism
stemmed from these meagre
beginnings.

In “0 Lucky Man,” Mick
Trav's is wideeyed and tireless,
possessed by such sweetness of
temper that arbitrary cruelties
go on unrecognized. His com-
pletely unfounded belief that he
can succeed, that he will over-
come all obstacles, becomes the
badge that certifies his in-
nocenoe.

The adventures of Mick are
chronicled from his humble
beginnings as a trainee-salesman
at Liverpool’s Imperial Coffee
Company, through various good

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fortunes and outrageous
disasters. He has been seduced
by a rapacious landlady, aban-
doned by a beautiful London
debutante, tortured in an atomic
research center and beaten up by
vagrants he would have helped.

Anderson creates images in
keeping with his story oranec-
dote. but inthe same breath, so to
speak. manages to impart a sort
of imagistic magic. Im-
provisa tion is adamantly opposed
by Anderson. yet he could not be
content with the pre-planned
Hitchcock methodology.

According to Anderson im-
provised films look lax on the
screen. He‘s open to using ac-
cidental happenings, but doesn‘t
rely on them. He views his work
as having a classical inclination
in form and structure, and he has
an uncmtrollable impulse 'to
give his films a rhythm.

The main concern of his
filmmaking is to relate a feeling
of affinity, a universal truth.
Communicating the grandeur of
generality is manifested in the
feeling that any film should say
more than it appears.

 

 

 

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Benson, May combine for 51 points,
national championship

give Indiana

By RALPH BERNSTEIN
AP Sports Writer

PHILADELPHIA—Kent
Bersm and Scott May united for
51 prints as Indiana’s unbeaten
Hoosiers rallied in the second
half to crush Michigan 86-68
Monday night and win college
basketball’s 1976 national
championship.

The 611, 245 lb. Benson scored
25 prints on 11 field goals and
three free throws as he over-
powered the Wolverines inside.
while May collected 10 field goals
and six from the foul line for 26
points.

The victory for No. 1-ranked
Indiana was the 32nd of the

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Hoosier’s perfect season. Ninth-
ranked Michigan wound up 25-7-
with three of those losses coming
at the hands of Indiana-after the
first National Collegiate Athletic
Association final in history
between teams from the same
conference.

Trailing 35-29 at halftime, the
Hoosiers drew even at 39-39 on an
11-foot fadeaway jumper by May
with 15:13 remaining.

The score was tied five times
and the lead changed on six oc-
casions before May, college
basketball‘s Player of the Year,
drove the la ne for an eight-footer
at9:58 to put Indiana out front 53-

51. The Hoosiers steadily pulled

away thereafter.

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Indiana went on to outscore the
Wolverines 104, boosting their
margin to 63-55 with 6:43 left on
the clock.

The closest Michigan coukl get
after that was four points when
Steve Grote converted a pair of
free throws with 6:22 left to cut
the Indiana margin to 63-59. But
May hit from the field and Quinn
Buckner and Tom Abernethy
each collected a pair of free
throws to quickly boost the
Hoosiers to a 10-point margin, 69-

This was the third national
championship for Indiana, which
won it in 1940 and 1953, each time
defeating Kansas in the finals.

And it was the first national
title for Indiana’s volatile 35-
year—old coach, Bobby Knight.

Indiana rolled into the
championship game with tour-
nament victories over St. John’s
of New York, Alabama, second-
ranked Marmette and defending
champion UCLA-probably the
toughest opptsition in the 32-
team field which entered the
playdfs which led to Monday
night’s championship game in the
Spectrum.

Michigan, which finished
second to Indiana in the Big Ten,
defeated Wichita State, Notre
Dame, Missouri and previously
unbeaten Rutgers to reach the
championship game for the
fourth time in its seven ap-
pearances in the NCAA tour-
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“F BALLS - titliet. top tlid’tts.
bluemax. etc. $3.50 - 001- See at 313 N
We. 24MBIA1

1974 VEGA GT Hatctback. 4 sped.
MILFM stero cassette, new radials, air.
m-UIS. 25mm

1970 NOVASS 350 4-speed, holley.
edlebrock. 4 newtires. ET mags. drive
tra‘n canplebly overhaulct. Keep
trying. mist sell. 2667591. EM!)

SCBIIC RETREAT. Enioy a wound
ridge topof mprox. 10 acres. Beautiful
veiws Hoperty restricted in ways to
protest the environment very
reasanably pn‘cazl. For sale by ownsr
with tina‘nc'rlg available 2694978.
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NOTAVAILABLE IN America, HS 21
dual stereotumable arid speakers.
Highest quality sound for price5275. 873
9269. 25M“

PAIR OF JBI. L44 speake‘s. BSR
turntable, 310, excellent . Call 272-5775.
25MB]

5 V2 ACRE located in a beautiful
forest 9 miles west of Berea $2.510. $9-
4978. 25NBIA2

1969 CUTLASS. AUTOMATIC. 350 4
barrel, runs good. Make offer 27-2442.
260/01
1970 OPEL-GT good condition 32 rrpg
under book Call 2761005. 26AM
1972 FORD PINTO Runabout. Gem.
sharp, air, low milage. $1351.“) call 269-
1848. W
72 CHEW VAN 72 Honda CL 351
recmditia'led toosball table. Call 259-
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1915 KAWASAKI 21. Dual discs oil
cooler S2251. Call 54-8494 after 6pm
26M“

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condition, sissy bar, S795. 39-5176 dter
6. 26M!)

MOTORCYCLE 73 SUMI GT 50
many ertras Must sell $60 2784714.
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70MAVERICK - Iowmiles. oneowner.
must sell. 269-4793 evenings. weekmds
26MA’2

1969 VW SOUAREBACK, rebuilt
engine exellent travel ca' some body
damage. O75 £58142. 29MA2

1974 KAWASAKI 13 endure 6 speed.
Mntcordition. Bmksem; salefibcall
£14839 weeknights. 29Nm

EIGHT PIECE LUDWIG dwm set.
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mttom t-bi. 300 South Limestone.
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