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The Kentucky Kernel
UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON. KY

VOL. XL

PATTERSON
TOLD BY

REPORT OF DEATH

HISTORY

SVEWEN

GREATLY

Amateur Night

IS

Literary Society is Named
Rumor is Refuted; Mann
For "Grand Old Man"
Shows Signs of
Life.

of Campus.

LONG PROGRAM

SAD STORY

A large crowd, Including both old
The Horace Mann Literary Society
and new members, attended the first
strictly lllenary meeting of the Pat- received formal notice of its death
terson Literary Society which was from Madame Rumor last week. The
held In 'the society's room In Alumni notice conveyed to the president by
who have never been
Hall last Friday night. An interesting program was given, the feature of ' present at any of the meetings stated
which was a talk by V. C. Swearingen that "the men had dropped out of
ago which had
on "The History and Progress of the Horace Mann long
brought on a gradual decline of spirit,
Patterson Literary Society."
'
effemln-janc(While the subject Is always inter followed by a severe case of
resulting in final death. Funeral
esting to even the oldest members,
should be made Im
it seemed especially appropriate that arrangements
the young members, who have just mediately." The members of Horace
entered the society, should become ac- Mann, not knowing to what extent
quainted with the history of the Pat- Madame Rumor has perverted the stuterson. It was organized in 1887 and dent body (you know she is sometimes
by the suggestion of J. Procter Knott, so bold as to walk out erect with her
of Kentucky, was nam- head in the crowd) wishes to refute
ed in honor of James K. Patterson, the statement.
Horace Mann Literary Society is not
president of Kentucky State College.
The "grand old man of the campus" dead so don't anyone go to the expense
has always "been loyal to the society of buying crepe for the funeral, but
which bears his name and now that rather array yourself in your holiday
he is not able to attend its meetings, attire and turn out en masse for the
it has become customary to hold one next meeting to be held in Prof. J. T.
meeting a year at his home. This C. Noe's room in the Education Buildmeeting has become a sort of red let- ing at 7:30 Thursday evening of next
ter meeting, which the society looks week. Don't put It off. You can't
with afford to. Come and you will wdtness
forward to and remembers
pleasure. In 1888 the society received the greatest display of talent, virility
pep seen on the campus in many a
its charter from the State Legislature. and
are names which day. And here Is a little tip for you,
Among Its members
are familiar to those connected with too. The best talent of the University
the University, Chief Blevins, a for- is going to affiliate with Horace Mann.
mer president,, .was killed In action If you possess any talent don't hesitate
In the war; John Davls,'20, a promi- to apply for membership.
nent member, has received a Rhodes
scholarship. Names like J. Franklin GRADUATE CLUB
Corn, William Shlnnick, Senator Crum,
IS REORGANIZED
Emery Frazler and Jjee McClaln need
only be mentioned to assure one of
Members of the Graduate School
' the quality of its members In the last
met Monday evening to reorganize the
decade.
Graduate Club ol the University. The
A rather long program was pre- members of
this club include students
pared for Friday night. The meeting
who are in the University working for
was called to order by President Bell hlgher'degrees.
Thoclubs organized
and opened with a prayer by W. J. for the purpose of encouragement and
F. P. Bell made a talk on the promotion
Hunter.
of graduate students In the
subject: "What is the "Matter with University.
At their
KenCucky," in which he spoke of the
meetings papers will be presented and
achievements of Kentucky In different
the important phases of graduate
lines as Compared to other States. work discussed.
Kentuckystands 37th In the list when
Professor Granville Torrel presided
was
It comes ; fo education, and it
at the meeting. Mr. Humphreys of tho
here that the speaker asked his ques- Department
of Physics was elected
tion, stating that something was the president
and AJma Miller was chosen
matter and it was up to all Kentuck as secretaiy.
lans Ito try to find a remedy which
would Improve conditions.
W. H. Berryman, a new member, CLOWNS FROLIC
AT PHILOSOPHIAN
spoke on, "Our Japanese Problem,"
in such a manner as to show both a
knowledge of his subject and the
The Phllosophian Circus was hold
pblllty to present it in a forceful man- at Patterson Hall Saturday night
from 7:30 to 10:30 o'clock. All varie"A discussion of "The Irish Sltua- - ties of clowns woro there tumbling on
tlon" by Arthur L. Hodges, and a talk the saw dust. A G. O. P. elephant
on "The Unenforced Laws of Kenand a Democratic mule had a contest
tucky," by H. (W. Sullivan, woro the
which proved fatal to tho elephant. A
clo&ing numbers on the program, both
Bolshevik sot a bomb off beneath a
of which were Interesting and ably corpulent capitalist, mussing hlm-- up
delivered.
completely. A monkey hopped from
tree to tree and chatted with tho
80R0RITY PLEDGES
crowd. Lemlonado and peanuts were
served In tho true circus style.
A tight rope walker, boarded lady
Tho following additional pledges
and clvurelto fiend were other unique
tiro announced:
Alpha Gamma Delta.
nttrnctlons, and all tho participants
Lexington; and guests agreed that never before
Gladys ' McCormlck,.
Mabel Nelson, Denton; Estella Kelsell, I'j tho history of Phltosophlun had
Louisville,
there been such a wonderful circus.
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ALPHA GAMMA

The night of witches, cats and fun
Is very close at hand;
When Strollers will select the ones
Who seem to them most grand.
At 8 p. m. on Saturday,
The chapel will be filled.
The band will play, the guests will
clap,
The actors will be thrilled.
Six acta will be presented,
And the Strollers then will
choose.
Five dollars goes to each of two,
The other four must lose.
Must lose the prize but not the
fame,
Nor yet again the fun.
The evening is not over yet,
In fact it's just begun.
The Armory Is the next place
Of galty and poy.
We'll sing, we'll have our fortune
told;
We'll dance and eat. Oh boy!

EXAGGERATED

No. 5

OCT. 29. 1920

INITIATES

FIVE MEN

UNION

Omicron Chapter of Agri- Club to Further SchoolSpirit
and Promote Activities
culture Fraternity Takes
Organized.
in Neophytes.
20 CHARTER

DEAN IS MEMBER

REAL WILDCAT TO
BE TEAM MASCOT

Onicron chapter of Alpha Gamma
Rho fraternity held an initation and
banquet last Saturday.
The men
Phillip
were:
Initiated
Edwards,
Owensboro; J. C. Melvln, Sedalia;
Walter S. Anderson, Jr., Lexington;
Robert D. Shipman, Shelbyvllle and
Casper Acree, Erlanger.
Alpha Gamma Rho Is a national
social agricultural fraternity It was
founded at Ohio State University In
1905 and has at present fifteen chapters in the leading agricultural colleges of the country, including Illinois,
Purdue, Cornell, Iowa State, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Minnesota and Pennsylvania.
Its official publication, the "Sickle
and Sheaf." Is published quarterly.
Omicron chapter was established
at the University of Ketnucky last
spring.
Its chapter roll Is: Dean
Cooper, Professor J. J. Hooper, Professor Kinney, II. W. Farmer, R. H.
Ford, J. D. Foster, C. A. Hallo-wellJ. W. Holland, J. E. Humphrey, H. V.
McClure, H. V. Tempel, J. H. Taylor,

Owing to the fact that the various
athletic teams of the University are
called Wildcats, Doctor Funkhouser
has conceived the idea of getting a
real mountain wildcat for a mascot.
The 'wildcat wtfljl be taken on all
trips with the team. This ferocious
animal will be seen on the field at
every athletic event in which the
take part The vicious appearance of the animal will leave an
impression wherever it Is taken and U. S. ByrQ.
the Kentuckians will be remembered
by their unusual mascot.
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MEN'S GLEE CLUB

Colonel Peter Traub

Lauds American Army

,

Colonel Peter Traub, commanding
officer of Fort Thomas, spoke on "The
Spirit of America" at chapel Tuesday.
He has served Uncle Sam for thirty-nin- e
years and was with the second
contingent In France.
(Colonel Traub told of the horrors
of the late war, but pointed out that
there woro some valuable lessons to
bo .learned from It. He cited as examples of the spirit America, the conduct of American soldiers on the battle fields of Franco and related several
interesting experiences.
FIELD SECRETARY EXPLAINS
PERSONAL MEMBERSHIP BASIS
Miss Rlggs Talks

at

Y. W. C. A.

Miss Lucy Y. Rlggs, secretary for
tho South Central Field, was tho
speaker at the Y. W. C. A. meeting at
Patterson Hall last Sunday night.
Miss Rlggs explained the personal
membership basis which was tho subject of tho mooting October 17. She
also told of tho work which the Y. W.
C. A. is doing for tho industrial girls
and expressed the hopo that a closer
union will soon bo brought about between tho City and the University
Y. W. C. A.

SENIOR STUDENTS ACT AS
ASSISTANT INSTRUCTORS
Son lor students who hnvo been appointed assistant Instructors
aro:
H. G. Sollards, assistant Instructor of
bacteriology; C L. Short, asslstnnt
Instructor
of physical education;
George Gregory, assistant Instructor
of botany; J. H. Atkinson, assistant Instructor of bacteriology and LuFayette
of
Herrlnv,
assistant Instructor
Geology.

FORMED BY MEN

Tryout for' membership in the Men's
Glee Club wlll.be held on Tuesday and

Thursday afternoons for the next
three weeks at 3:30 p. m. In the
Music Room In White Halll.
The Glee Club is meeting on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons and
great interest is being shown in tho
work. Thirty new men are now trying out for membership in the club
this year and any others who are Interested are cordially invited to
Two ten day trips for the club
are being planned for this year.

three-fourt-

MEN

men should see
this week and pay him the
sessment declared at the last
All

Rod-ger-

A boosters' club Intending to bind
together the student body In a more
perfect union, to further school spirit
and to promote the best Interests of
the University of Kentucky was formed in the Y. M. C. A. room last Wednesday morning.
The object of the club Is to boost
every worthy effort attempted by any
campus organization from a football
game to a Stroller play or intercollegiate debate. The "pep rally" in
chapel last Friday was under the auspices of the club and Its success was
partly duo to the actions of the club.
This', club was organized solely to
further the interests of "Old Kentucky" and jwill be behind everything
the University attempts.
Its membership is composed of men
who have made records for themselves
and In working for Kentucky and
furthering her interests, and Is not
restricted to students.
It is hoped that the club will be the
nucleus ior a strong "Student Union"
at Kentucky, .such as Michigan, Illinois and other larger universities
have, which will include practically
every man in school.
The charter members of the club
are: Dlllard Turner, George Gregory,
Robt. J. Ralble, Herndon Evans, John
Davis, Ed. Gregg, Gerald Griffin, J.
Burton Prewitt, C. V. Watson, Oakley
Drown, Ryan Ringo, Albert Hukle. Alfred Sturgess, J. E. Burks, Charles
Mahoney, S. W. Wilson, A. Cammack,
C. L. Short, Arthur Bradshaw, S. A.
Boles.
The active membership Is limited to
twenty-fivmen. A man must receive the affirmative vote of
of the members to be elected
to membership.
Meetings are held regularly at which
campus problems are discussed.
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ENGLISH CLUB.
The English Club at Its first meeting Monday evening In White Hall
forsook its traditional classic program
in which Rupert Brooke and the
Chaucerian rhyme vio with contemporary drama and WUlt Whitman and
for the nonco surrondore'd Itself to
games as directed by Mary Elizabeth
James, n Louisville playground Instructor of the past summer and member of tho club. "Ghosts," one of the
most successful games, was Interrupted by the serving of a most delicious
supper propared by Mrs. E. F. Fnrqu-ba- r
and Miss Frances Jewell.
Committees for membership, entertainment, and programs woro appointed by tho president, Roberta Thornton. It was decided to hold tho monthly meetings on the third Mondays at
fi: 00 o'clock, supper to bo served
tho program. Katharine Weakley was uuunimously elected treasurer.
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FULTON STUDENTS
ORGANIZE CLUB
Tho students from Fulton county
mot Thursday afternoon at Patterson
Hall and organized a Fulton Club.
Meetings will be social In nature and
are to bo held tho first Monday of
every month at 3:30 p. m. in the
Little Theatre.
Tho following officers were elected:
president, Ernest L. Baulch, Eng.,'21;
vice president, Annie Russell Moore,
Arts, 23; socrotary, Clarice Bellow,
Arts, '22. The election of treasurer
was postponed until tho next meeting
which will be hold November 1.
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ARTICLE WRITTEN
BY DOCTOR

BEST

In "The Jewish Deaf," a booklet
to tho interests of tho Jewish
deaf of New York, Doctor Harry Best

of tho University, has written an article ontitlod: "Giving tho Deaf their
In this article Doctor Best
Duo."
statos that although the doaf wore
once outcasts from society they are,
bvuslnw grudatious obtaining tho rights
of men.

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EXCHANGES
By Adallne Manh

By Katherlne Conroy

band proved Ub
THE WAY WE DO.
Importance to tlio
Kentucky nt tho Sewaneo
splr.lt of old
Or Rules For Social Conduct.
game Saturday. Tho rendition of "My
1. When calling on ladles carry an
Old Kentucky Homo" was especially
automobile.
Impressive and Inspiring and when
Sowanee made i largo gain they play- 2. In speaking, if she does not offer
her hand, tako it.
ed "Sawaneo' as It has never been
played before. Tho band Is surely a 3. itemovo all crushable articles from
coat pockets.
credit to tho University and with tho
keen interest, constant practlco and 4. If thero Is but ono chair tho gentleman must take his seat first.
talent which It Is idlsplayng, and
a Httlo support from the student body 5. Avoid loud kissing nnd smash all
Btrcot lights in vicinity.
our band will become ono of tho finest
G.
Never rise to go and sit down
In the South.
againstay down.
There- aro more musicians In school
thlB year than ever before and there 7. Be brave faint heart never got a
good hug.
Is u chance for our band to bo provided with $5,000 worth of new In- 8. , Should she refuse to faint you can
trip her up that answers the
struments which the War Department
same purpose.
presents to college bands. However
there Is a condition which provides 9. Talk on subjects Interesting to the
young lady (there Is but one).
that there must be at least 400 men
in the battalion before tho Instruments 10. When leaving do not part abruptly, but leave with a short
will be awarded. At present there aro
ceremony. Davldsonian.
410 men In (the battalion and with men
leaving school every day It Is to bo
feared that the 400 nvark will not surTHINGS WE DON'T LIKE.
vive. The band Is seriously In need
Sandwich that's all bread.
of these instruments and it is a chance
Rainy Saturday and Sunday nights.
which we would take advantage of
Freshman wit.
and every one should aid in it.
Classes.
and
Crlmson-Whlt!An appeal tk Ithe Freshmen
men in the UniSophomore
versity is being made by the Military. This is said by a Methodist exDepartment. There is an opportunity change to be a sermon outline by a
men with the proper Chinese preacher. The subject Is The
for
qualifications to become officers or Prodigal Son:
instructors in the battalion and if
1. His Madness
several men who have had training
a. His traveling
would come into the unit It would not
b. His reveling
benefit to them but would
only be a
c. His groveling
Increase the number of men in the
2. His Sadness
unit and would be a help to the
a. He went to the dogs
Department and the University.
b. He ate with the hogs
wishes to have at
Colonel Freeman
c. He homeward jogs
Alloast 425 men In the battalion.
3. His Gladness
ready several have applied for admisa. He receives the seal
sion and others Interested in the work
b. He eat the veal
entering will be weland desirous of
c. He dances the reel.
comed gladly.
This Chinese must have been very
familiar with the English language.
Mississippian.
Final arrangements for the Armistice Day celebraition in memory of
Last night I held a little hand,
the University of Kentucky men who
So dainty and so neat;
by the
fell in France are being made
Methought my heart would break
iMilitary Department and the plan in
with Joy,
full will be given out next week. A
So wildly did it beat.
was sent to Major General
telegram
No other hand into my soul
Leonard Wolod last night, in behalf of
Could greater solace bring,
the faculty and students of the Uni- For the little hand I held last night
versity inviting him to be present on Was
four Aces and a King.
November 11, and deliver the ArmisCheer Up.
reply has
As yet no
tice iDay address.
been, received from hinii
The Transylvania Library received
some time ago a copy of the Official
After this week drill calls will be (Congressional Directory of the 66th
blown for all formation of the cadets. Congress, Second Session, presented
The first call will be at 11:45, for for- by Champ Clark, and bearing his sigmation; 11:48 for assembly and the nature on the fly leaf. Mr. Clark was
roll will be called immediately after a student at Transylvania during his
assembly, giving the cadets three min- college days.
Crimson Rambler.
utes for formation in ranks before
Tho

University

great vaIuo

nnd

Mill-itar- y

"iSurvey is being made on the Experiment Farm in view of establishing a
target range, where the cadets m:y
practice shooting. It is hoped that in
the near future the department will
"be well enough equipped to have pistol
practice and possibly gun and automatic rifle firing. This is a decided
step in the progress of the Military
Department in the University and 13
one that will be of practical value to
the men.
The University of Kentucky is ono
of the educational institutions of the
UlnHted
States cooperating with the
War department under a plan recently developed, to give complete training in all academic work and in many
technical courses to all qualified soldiers of the United States army. Mora
than one hundred men will lay aside
their uniforms at tho beginning of tho
next school year and (take collcco
courses. Tuition fees will be elthor
waived or reduced.

Freshman Irresponsible.
Sophomore Irrepressable.
Junior Irresistible.
Senior Irreproachable.
Highland Echo.
"Sophomores to Have Chance to
Make Sun" headline In Cornell Dally
Sun. And they wont be satisfied even

MWhen a man assumes a public
Approximately four per cent of the
members of the University battalion trust he Bhould consider himself pubof cadets have been excused from mili- lic property." Jefferson.
tary drill because of physlpal defectc.
Canada is now producing 70,000
Flat feet is the most prevalent
tons of asbestos a year.

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Boot Shops

MTM

Headquarters for College Shoes for Men and

Women.

We have styles for every occasion from the heavy
street brogue to the fancy evening slippers.
All moderately priced. May we show you?

UPPER CLASSMEN
ORGANIZE

BIBLE CLASS

(LEXINGTON

The Upper Classmen's Bible Study
held a meeting Monday night for organization purpose.
There were
twenty-eigh- t
present. These were divided into five groups, each of which
will meot from now on separately for
thirty minutes. Then the men will
gather 'n one group for a summary
lesson under Dr. Kessler. The fraternity houses will conduct classes sepa
rately. A seven week's course of study
is planned. Discussions will be held
under tho leadership of tho students
or some faculty member. About sixty
men are now enrolled in the study
classes. From all indications this will
swell to a hundred and twenty.
Vanderbilt Hustler.

Opposite Court House

Lexington, Ky.

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CITY RATES 50 CENTS

THE INQUIRING REPORTER
Question for today: "Who do you
think is the more popular with Purdue
men, the town girls or the
and
why?"
H. F. Heyde '21 "The town girls. A
fellow can stay later, and you can
huve a lot better time."
I think.
F. F. Johns '22, "The
They are more associated with our
college activities."
J. D. York '23, "The town girls, because the
are too independent."
John Hager '24, "Town girls. They
seem to be just a little more attractive."
(Purdue Exponent

PHOENIX HOTEL LOBBY

For The College Woman

J. D. PURCELL CO.
Incorporated

"Aw," said the Soph who had just
THE CADEN DRUG COMPANY
paid his roomie's bill at a restaurant,
transportation was free you could- REMEMBERED THE DISCRIMINATING TASTE OF THE COLLEGE
"If
n't get to the station."
"Huh," answered the injured one.
STUDENT IN CARRYING WHITMAN'S.
"If talk was music, you'd be a whole
brass band."
"Say," chimed the guy in the next
room, "Did you fellows have words A WAY TO SAVE MONEY!
before you fell out."
University Daily Kansan.
Five Dollars on Each Club Enrollment. Ph.D, (to a fresh student he had
met on the street) "My good man,
don't you ever attend a place of worship?"
Fresh Student "Yes, sir; I am on
myway-tsee her now. Arizona
Wildcat.

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Purdue Exponent.

Philanthropy When a rich man
wants to get rid of his money, he gives
a million to charity, or sends his son
to college.
C. J. Macy, Columbia U. '21.

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Soviet Tries to Spread Education
The Soviet Is taking measures to
spread education in the southern
Russian towns.
In Rostoff and Nakhltchovan 57
schools have been opened for 1,500
pupils. Since September 1, 150 other
schools have been started.
Michigan Dally.

Bell's

More than forty volumes by the Royal Historical commission of Holland
on Dutch medieval history and history of a later date were presented to
the Library last summer by the
Dutch minister of public instruction.
as
Tho volumes are important
sources of. (Dutch history and contain
papers about Dutch nffalrs in the
archives of Italy, Franco and Eng- land. Tho Dutch government has also promised to send the Library future issues as they come out.
Tho gift was made possible through
the effort's of Mr. Henry S. Lucas of
the History department, who studied
in Holland last year.
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DISCUSSION

COLLEGE
MEN

GROUPS

Tho Y. M. C. A. Dlhlo Discussion
groups wore started last week and tho
seven groups that have reported have
ninety-simen enrolled. There arc
seventeen groups organized in tho
fraternity houses and rooming houses
In ('.he city. All of tho groups will
meet this week. The course will run
Cor twelvo weeks with one period of
thirty minutes n week for each group.
Theso classes aro led by both facr.lty
men and students and a great deal of
interest is being manifested
You are welcome to come into .these
groups. Find the one nearest you and
,
enroll.
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mentioned Doctor Farquhar as tho
head of tho department. Ho will ho asWOOF! WOOF!
sisted by Doctor Funkhouser, who
will render tho zoological side of tho
BANG! kiss. Dr. Harry Best and Dean Sim-rawill have direct supervision over
tho course.
Only Milk Fed Vamps and The study is destined to he a sucas a whole
Girls Under Sixteen Will cess, for the students capacity evince
a great emotional
and, acBe Barred.
cording to tho head of tho department,
this is tho one necessity for a winner.
By Arthur Cameron
These recall to mind passages from
Is rumored that certain members
It
other renown authorities on tho emoof the utudent body have petitioned
tional.
Platonic love: "Nothing, I
the president and faculty to add anwell know, is more wonderful than
other department ito the Collego of love."
Passionate:
"Oh, Love, Oh,
ArtB and Science. Not knowing the
Fire! Once ho drew with one long
exact words of the petition we will
kiss my whole soul through my lips,
give the gist of It.
as sunlight drinkest dew." Plutonic:
It is to be called the "Department of
women, His known
1?vo
Love," of which Dr. E. F. Farquhar, '"A11f3'
a lovoly and a fearful thirie.'
the University's foremost authority on
It is not known Just
the first
the subject, is to be the head. There meeting will be held when is underbut it
will be three kinds 6f the affectionate
taught; namely: Platonic, Passionate, stood sometimes Just after football
season so the athletes will not be left
and Plutonic.
out. After it gets a good sound start
We will define them so no one may
get a wrong conception. Platonic, in the suitors club will be organized and
girls who have not yet been able to
the common sense, will be the love capture
a man will be allotted one.
of a man for his ideal woman and
visa versa. Passionate, is the kind
Frank; 'Dear, the kiss fij love's
which causes girls to wear fraternity
language!"
pins, and Plutonic will cause one to
Evelyn "Oh, talk to me!"
"put man asunder," and be the third
party in a divorce case.
He "She has an impediment in her
The petition was inspired by the
young amoeba cooing for its mate in speech which keeps her from accepting my proposal."
the zoology laboratory. Some of the
ttq No 2 "What's zat?"
lasses, cclleenes, damsels, maidens
He "She can't say yes."
and destined old maids saw how their
education had been neglected along
this line and realized that they weren't Louise "Seeing is believing!"
Chuch "No it is not, you see me
fit subjects for "Le Grande Passion,"
got up the petition, every day but you don't believe me.
immediately
In order to add more finish and polish
to their love making.
No one is
She, bored to death Read 'em and
barred from the course except milk iHe, affectionately "Drink to me
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only with thine eyes."
Regarding the staff we have already weep."

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"The making of the sick to become
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said if he could do it all over he would
select the same work because to him
it was the greatest work in the world.
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opportunity for preparation for the
study of medicine that they have at
the University of Kentucky, "I speak
authoratively," he said, "and there is
no better place in all the country to
prepare the foundation for the study
of medicine than here on these
grounds."
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for the purpose of helping some of
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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
nil Hint Is good how many more wore lost to tho
"Kontucklnnne" "who University in this same manner.
to look
It Is our opinion that this deplorable
PublUhcil every Krlclny ihrouRlinut tho snatched n grnco beyond tho reach of
CollcRO year by tho student body of
condition Is most easily remedied by
art."
the UnlverMty of Kentucky.
the nddltlon of a traveling advertising man in the shape of n football
The Kentucky Kernel In the offlclul
It I" I""''!
office would
of tho UnlverMty.
among you shall tnko it scout. The duties of his
But who
a view of furnlnhlnjf to lti milmcrlbfrii till
he to visit, tho high schools of the
'Kentuck-lnnnthe colleRO ncwn of Kentucky, todCthrr upon himself to any "this
State, speaking at their chapel exconexcels thnt one?" Who shall
with a digest of. Items of Interest
cerning tho universities of other state set himself up to Judge between this ercises, watching the play of high
school team, running down tips on
and Canada.
"beauty nborn of mumurJng Bound"
high school athletes and similar work.
Subscription, One Dollar anil Fitly CeHl and thnt "vision of fulfilled desire?"
The very fact that tho University
nnd
campus
callesthetlclnns
n Year. live Ont the Copy.
Tho
n representative would, por
every mnn In itho University so con- had such
many In tho great deEntered nt Lexington I'ostoffice as
never so put to so, influonco
siders himself were
mnll matter.
cision. The greatest advantage of tho
It to choose her who Is "tho lovllest
plan, as wo see it, Is that it would
nhd best that from his vlntnge rolling
f
bring the more desirable students to
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Tlmo hath pressed."
ROBT. J. RAIBLE,
Kentucky.
To each man his Ideal; to each
Wo urge tho Atheletlc Council to
Managing Editor
woman her style of beauty; so It has
consider the plan from every angle,
alwnys been, so let it be.
Martha Buckman, '21
to Investigate It thoroughly, and to
take notion.
Associate Editors
GAME.
CENTRE'S
Emmett Swlsshelm, '23 Donald Dlnnlmr, '22
According to the scorekeeper Centre
this
The enrollment of tho
Mary Archer Hell, '21 Allele Slade, '21
lost last Saturday's game to Harvard. year
Thompson Van Deron, '21
numbered 950, an Increnso of 160
But she won more than she lost. She
over that of last year, when 700 apReporters
won (the praise and admiration of tho
plicants had to be refused admittance.
Klslc nachc.;23
40,000 who saw her fight down the
Kathcrlne Wcakley,J21
Kay, '21
Dean Schneider was able to find
Anna luTse ConnorT'23 Claribel
field for two touchdowns against a
Adallne Mann. '22
means of taking care of a. few moro
Irene McNamara. '23
has lost only fifty-onschool that
Kathcrlno Conroy, '23 Esther Harris, '22
this year, but has reached the limit
'23 games since 1784. Centre earned and
Dorothea Murphy, '2'J Hayitiond Kirk,
he can accomodate until the two
Moore, '21
has the respect of the East and North,
Katherlne Herring, 21 Lucille
new buildings to be added to the Ena claim which few Southern teams
Manager
gineering College have been built.
Business
ever been able to make. Tho
have
H. B. Lloyd, '21
The frame of the "Cincinnati
Armnames of McMillin, Weaver,
System" has spread all over the world,
strong, Whitnell and Roberts have
Advertising Staff
foreign students being very numerous
cinched their right to be recorded in
llurton Prcwltt, '22.
this year and include those from Chile,
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large letters in football history. KenJ. E. Claunch.
Harold F. "Valt8, '23
proud who had been refused admittance last
tucky is proud of