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Students injured in alter-hours campus attack

By Brenna Reilly

New: Editor

Two students were allegedly attacked as they
walked across campus early Saturday morning.

Darren Smith, 19, an undeclared freshman, and
Kimberly Kolb, 26, a sophomore, were walking on
Library Drive behind the Chemistry/ Physics Build—
ing when they were attacked from behind by three
males at 1 am. Saturday morning, said UK Police
Chief W. H. McComas.

The suspects attacked the victims with a weapon

resembling nunchaku, two pieces of wood held
together by a chain, McComas said.
Accordin to the police report Smith, a resident of
Holmes Hal , suffered a fractured skull in the attack.
McComas said Smith had a one and a halfinch cut

to the back of his head and a contusion on his fore--

head. He was struck in the face with the weapon and

suffered a fractured sinus wall, said UK spokesman

Ralph Derickson.
Smith and Kolb walked to UK Medical Center

emergency room where they called UK Police, Der—

ickson said.

Smith was unable to sign the police report about
15 minutes after the attack.

Smith was treated at the Med Center and released,
said Mary Margaret Colliver, hospital spokeswoman.

Kolb was struck on both shins and her right hand
with the weapon, Derickson said.

The area of the attack still was roped off by UK
police yesterday.

McComas said the suspects were described as
three black males, in their late teens or early 30s.
The suspects wore black or blue hooded sweatshirts.
McComas said one of the suspects served as a look—

out while the other two attacked the victims.
Police do not have a motive in the attack.
Nothing was reported stolen from the victims,
Derickson said.

McComas said Lexington l’olice put out an all
points—bulletin for the suspects but no one has been
charged in the incident.

UK Police are continuing to investigate the inci—
dent, .\lc(3omas said.

Smith could not be reached for comment yester»
day. His roommate said he was staying out of town
with a friend.

By Kathy Reding
Staff lVriter

It has taken more than eight
years for UK‘s College ongricul-
ture’s new animal research center
to be this close to becoming a
reality.

The $12.5 million in funding
necessary for the first phase of
construction on the new farm was
passed in budgets by both cham-
hers of the Kentucky legislature
and then included in the ﬁnal bud—
get signed last week by Gov. Paul
Patton.

“(Construction) looks

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favorable," Little said. “\Ve’re
looking forward to moving
ahead."

The college has been working
to move ahead in the area of ani—
mal research for a number of
years.

Plans for an animal research
center began in the mid-1980s
when UK decided it would devel—
op the already—existing Cold-
stream Farm into a research park.
The college and UK then began
looking for a new site for the
farm.

In 1990, the legislature
approved a purchase of 1,400

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PHOTOS BY MATT BARTON Kernel miff

0" "if EMM Animal :rienre sophomore I )am'el Smirk (above) helpsfeed
the livestock on Coldrtream farm.

acres in \Voodford County, for»
merly Pin ()ak horse farm, at the
junction of U.S. ()0 and ()2 just
north of Versailles.

The deal was finalized in 1091.
Since then, the proposal has gone
through two legislative sessions
without approval.

This year, Patton included the
farm's money in his budget alter
recommendation from the (loun—
cil on Higher Education.

After its passage,_lames Boling,
associate dean for research in the
couege, said it was “time to dwell
on the positives and excitement."
of the new facility.

“\Ve're poised and ready to
go," Boling said.

While the size ofthe new farm
is about the same as existing facili~
ties, Boling said there will be
many changes in the animal
research done at UK.

Many changes will be due to
modernization of facilities.

Boling said much of Cold—
stream is outdated, like the dairy
unit, which is more than 3’) years
old.

“VVe’ll be able to now conduct
research on what our producers
will be doing in comparable facili-
ties and get more accurate mea—
sures," Boling said.

“We will tnore effectively and
more efficiently meet people‘s
needs.”

Little called the planned facili—
ties “state of the art" and said
research done at the farm will
attract attention to Kentucky's
agriculture.

“I see us really intensifying
research that's going to help
develop the state’s animal agricul—
ture and serve the industry," Little
said.

“lfthe state’s agricultural econ»
omy is to continue, it has to rely
on the animal sector."

Little and Boling said they also
see the new research center con-
tributing to the education of stu
dents and the public.

The advancement of knowlv
edge by researchers will benefit
teaching and hands—on experience
ofstudents.

Above all. the deans said the
center will provide a return on the
investment made in it.

New ideas created by research
will be seen.

“\K'e are able to put research
into practice and improve the
profitability of farming. and this
gives more back to the state." Bol—
ing said.

Little said the legislature did
not really question the inclusion
of the farm's funding in the state
budget due to the payback that
investing in research vvill provide
to the entire state.

\Vhen completed, the animal
research center will be home to
beef. sheep, swine, dairy and poul~
try units.

()n—sitc cropland will be used
for feeds. Plans also include an
education and learning center for
classes.

“(The farm's establishment)
will be a continuing process," Lit—

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tary Ron Brown focused on the Dubrovnik airport’s
navigation system yesterday, and ruled out any link
between the crash and the suicide of the system’s
maintenance chief.

Niko Jerkic shot himself in the chest at his home
Saturday, three days after Brown’s plane slammed
into a hilltop near Dubrovnik in a windy rainstorm,
killing all 35 peo le aboard. Brown and a group of
U.S. business leaders were looking into business and
investment opportunities in the Balkans. The Croat-
ian Interior Ministry issued a statement sayingjerkic
was not working the day of the crash.

He “neither had any connection with the opera—
tional service of the control tower, nor did his death
have any connections with the tragic crash of the
U.S. aircraft,” it said.

Padgett selected as editor

Chris Padgett was selected last ni ht as editor in
chief of the 1996 summer version o the Kentucky
Kernel.

Padgett, a journalism freshman, said he was excit-
ed about the upcoming summer.

“I’m really enthused about bein editor rather
than wasting my time this summer, he said. “This
will really provide me with and opportunity to gain
valuable experience.”

The summer Kernel runs once a week during
UK’s eight-week intersession. Padgett said he plans
to focus the paper on UK’s smaller, more transient

pulation of around 7,000. He also said he plans to

ighlight the upcoming national presidential elec-
non.

“Even though it’s only a week] paper that
doesn’t mean there’s less news,” Padgett said.
“There’s ﬁve times more news in every issue.”

Padgett encouraged students to come down and
try working at the Kernel during the eight-week
intersession.

“I would encourage an one who plans on being
here over the summer with an interest in writin to
8W by the Kernel and ﬁll out on application,” gad-
maid.

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McConnell ticlds students’ questions

By Alison Kighl

Executive Editor

Senator Mitch McConnell visited UK yesterday

to attend classes and speak to UK students.

McConnell, a Republican from Louisville, partic—
ipated in a Question and Answer forum at the Stu-
dent Center.

He was introduced by self—proclaimed “former
Student Government Association” President Shea
Chaney.

He answered a highly varied array of questions
from the group of about 30 students who were inter—
ested in issues ranging from gay and lesbian mar-
riages to the ever-increasing national debt.

McConnell’s visit was sponsored by SGA’s newly
formed Political Action-Reaction Project, designed
to get students out to meet their representing ofﬁ—
cxa s.

SGA hopes by students meeting their ofﬁcials and
candidates, voting percentages will increase among
UK college students.

McConnell started off the forum by giving stu—
dents his personal overview of Washington, from
the historical to the present date.

He said during the last 60 years the prevailing
philosoph in government has been to centralize
power andy responsibility in Washington rather than

keep parts of it on the state and local levels.
“The 1994 elections were diametrically opposed
from essentially all of the elections in the last 60

years," McConnell said.

“We elected a Congress that believed not all of
the smart people lived in Washington.”

McConnell said he supported the idea that feder-
ally supported programs like welfare and medicare
need to stop relying so heavily on government fund—

ing.

He said he envisioned them being sent back to

the states to be dealt with.

“The national debt is being left behind for your
generation to pick up the tab,” he said.

One UK student, David Waggoner, asked
McConnell how he felt about equality for gays and
lesbians related to marriage issues.

Shortly after McConnell said he felt marriage by
deﬁnition should be between people of the opposite
sex, Waggoner interrupted McConnell and left the

forum.

“Read between the lines,” Waggoner said.
“This man is going to tell you everything you
want to hear. He is a wolfin sheep’s clothing. This

man is a disgusting fascist.”

The forum went on as McConnell addressed the

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University Senate approves plus/minus grading tor College at Communications

By Chris Padgett
and Gary Wull
Smﬂ Writer:

Following the momentum of the Colle e ofArts
and Sciences’ recent decision to imp ement a
plus/minus grading policy for their college, the Col-
ege of Communications and Information Sciences
yesterday passed through the University Senate a
proposal that will put their college on a similar poli-

cy Under the pro sal, a new grading scale will pro-
vide a 4.0 for an Kind a 3.7 for a 13+. The proposal
will not change any colle or university grade point
average requirement or e inte retations of other
grades awarded, such as F, I, P, and S.

For all studio work in the College of Architec-
ture, the minimum passing grade from level to level

in the studio sequence would be a grade of “C.” All
students enrolled in courses using the plus/minus
grading system will have the a propriate
point value calculated into t eir grade
point average regardless of their college of

origin.

CIS Dean Douglas Boyd said he felt
the overwhelming number of positives far
outwei bed the number of negatives that
could a ect students as a result of the pro-

posal.

“This will allow faculty to accurately

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Department of Communications, said he believed a
plus/minus policy rovided a fairer method for him
to ya e his students.

“It would allow me the opportunity
to distinguish between an individual
v who earns an 89 and another student
who earns an 80,” DeSantis said.

“The current 5 stem
freedom for a mem r oft e faculty to
be subtle in their grading policy.”

DeSantis, who has has been at UK
for the past three years, was able to
experience a plus/minus grading policy

rovidcs no

reﬂect a grade in a class,” Boyd said.

Bo d pointed out that the poli would
not a ect previously earned credits within the col—
lege.Many members of the CIS faculty overwhelm-
ingly sup rt the proposal.

Alan .eSantis, an assistant professor in athe

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over a ﬁve year period when he was a

graduate student at Indiana University.
“The only students that this policy would have
negative affects on would be those who are achieving
borderline grades,” DeSantis sa’d. ,.

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opposrte sex providing a rather ngmnt (although This was obviously a disturbed person. I
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:Before I go any further I [NYC to admit, I thing happened there between her and i:
hadn’t yet been to the Actors' Guild until Satur— her boss Edward (Nathaniel ()rr). 5?
day. . . Andrew was the one who got her job and Z
In fact, I had to ask where it was just to do is friends with Edward so Andrew is
th” article, but, that doesn t mean I hafin t obviously disturbed and wants to know
thought about gomg. I had been to the Ixen- what happened.
tiic'ky Guild of Artists‘ and Craftsmen down— \Vhat happened is Edward sexually
stairs Wthh.’ by the way, provrdes an excellent \ harassed Georgie. But the storyline goes
pastime for intermissmn. . well beyond this overt behavior (where I
«I also admit that my forays into the world of "'3‘!“ was afraid it would stay) to the core of :
live theater in general have, unfortunately, also BOIIIIISOII such relationships '
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ferent than Picasso, Rembrandt and second century herself and finds that she is in love with Andrew, _
marble Roman POTFINIS.“ really Was. who is getting married to Lydia (Kelli Dale - - E
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5 (”Y- , _ Georgie and Lydia don’t know each other and ;
How can I, the proverbial butt in front of a when they meet sparks fly. but they soon realize now to order. ‘
crowd, stammering and sweating my way through that they have more in common than they thought
5- i , lUSt two paragraphs Of previously written I‘ve that and by the end they are friends and the two males :3
all I have to do is read I, critique anyone that can have been foiled, not only realizing the fools they ”0“ CHAMPION8“\F ““ 5
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meaningful, thought—provoking material. their previous power. 3 _
“ Well, all 1” C3." do ‘5 "y, 5‘? back to the play. This play was interesting for the perspective it 5
SP‘ke Heels fl‘d make me thmk, “0‘ 9“” about gave me, but I really feel for the cast, because there fINAl [nun nun 5::
tﬁat relationship thing but about the live acting must have been a book to memorize. Word play ‘2
t ing {00' ran rampant and sometimes became overwhelming. 57
There were only four characters, so they had Because of this I think the acting may have suf- BHAMPInNSHIP "lﬁﬂllﬂﬂls .
the” work cut out forthem. fered, but, what do I know? All I can do is read off i: ‘
Andrew (Corey Shiffman), the first character we my notes and sweat. é
. see, 15 from thebeginning, a very anal person. He ‘5 With what this group had to work with they :
carefully cleaning his already spotless apartment, earned an ‘A’ in my book.
ObVIOUSIY getting ready for a V'snor' , Arr: Columnirt Travis Robina-on it a an binary g
The ViSitor that knocks loudly and swears just as graduate nude”, ‘ E
New scheer album lull of electricity
l - en”) with conviction. The quartet recently released
1 cows album ﬁlters The drums are especially loud, l/Vbom, an ll-song disc that is
' ' which is a mixed blessing. Joe reaching the only plateau the band
due to 710.136) jargon Bates’ dynamic beats add intensity is capable of musically. Through
By James Hllchle to the faster songs, like “Shea” and previous recordings and plenty of
.Smijrmc “Howling Boy," but they are touring, the band members have i

been able to make their lamenta—
tions a little less shocking and
have tried to focus on a variety of

and Danielle Dove
* Smﬂ'Critic

slightly obtrusive on quieter
songs, like “Sad Loved Girl.”
With their rock solid rhythm

scheer section as a foundation, scheer's melodious sound.
Inﬂation two guitarists are able to layer Though they seem to have
Warner Bros. Music hard-driving riffs and melodic toned down their muddle and
*vktl/Z leads into a towering wall of reﬁned their sound, they still have

sound. They also have the
restraint to play sparsely when it
will benefit the song. Guitar play-
ing is conspicuously absent in the
verse of my personal favorite,
“Screaming.”

I don’t think that scheer, or any
other band, is capable of avoiding
influences entirely. A good band
does not copy anyone directly, but
creates its own sound by assem-
blin diverse influences. Scheer
has done exactly that. -J.R.

a long way to go before they will
do any major damage, like over-
filling their wallets.

A few titles on the tape give
reason for possible intrigue,
“Divorcee’ Moore,” “Massa Peel"
and “Jikan,” but it only lasts as
long as your thoughts can remain
on track while listening to a lot of
noisy jar on.

The and delivers a clutter-
ﬁlled arra of songs with a sam—
pling of blyiies, country, punk and
singer Shannon Selberg’s noise-

‘According to their press
release, scheer tries as hard as pos—
sible not to bring outside influ»
ences into their music. Working
toward this ambitious goal, this
band from Northern Ireland
brings us lnﬂirtion, a debut album
that delivers a magniﬁcent combi—
nation ofpower and melody.

Singer Audrey Gallagher’s
soaring voice brin s to mind
another popular IrisE singer who
happens to front the Cranberries.

Rush release
for immediate

But unlike Delores O’Riordan, Cows infested voice to remedy the still- . .
Gallagher tends toward under- Wborn ness ofthe air. avarlablrty.
statement. Scheer has been AmRe Their live shows have been beginning
likened to “Bjork fronting **1/2 described as wild and chaotic, with April 19th 1996!

Fugazi,” a fairly accurate compari—
son in my opinion.

The lyrics on this album often
are difﬁcult to understand because
of the high volume of the music in
relation to the vocals. What Gal-
lagher is saying seems less im or-
tant than how she says it, an she
delivers lyrics such as “even angels
will sin if they’re driven” (“Driv-

Plenty of noise and distortion
seem to be the drawing factor to
the new release from Cows.

Hailing from Minneapolis,
Cows consists of Kevin Rutmais
on bass, Freddy Vote] on dmms,
Shannon Selberg on horns and at
the microphone and Thor Eisen-
trager on guitar.

plenty of lipstick, cowboy hats and
wigs. However, on tape, they leave
nothing but rambling noise to be
deciphered.

Anything goes in their live per-
formances, where they deliver
enough 5 ice to entertain. I’m
sure they ave a few true listeners
that enjoy them for their talent. I
just won er how many. - D. D.

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15mm Sports Minor

After a relatively successful fall season. the UK
women's golfteam got offto a somewhat slow start to
begin the 1996 sprin r season. But the team may be
starting to hit its stritle as it heads toward the South-
eastern Conference championships April 193] in
Knoxville.

This weekend, the team travelled down to Rich-
mond, Ky, to compete in the Lady Colonel Classic.
Led by junior Lauri Berles' 153, the \Vildcats returned
home as the team champions, finishing 15 shots ahead
ofsecond place Cincinnati. Berles also finished three

strokes in front of Western Kentucky’s Danielle Bark-
er to capture the individual title.

“It was good enough to win,” said UK coach Bettie
Lou Evans of her team’s performance at the Lady
Colonel. “That’s about all I can say about it.”

As for Berles, Evans had nothing but praise to give
the junior from (irandville, Mich.

“(Berles) is excellent,” Evans said. “Lauri is a won-
derful player, and she was one of the main reasons we
\"Un."

Berles said she has been steadily improving because
of the increase in the number of tournaments the team
has had in recent weeks.

“I’m ﬁnally starting to get more into the season,”

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Senior tailback Raymond
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Cats scrimmaged for 90 minutes
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McLaurin totaled 162 yards of
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