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THE KENTUCKY

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Celebrating 33 years of independence

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Columnist: IRAs are
as easy as ABC
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Editorial: if only 56

were like Congress

Boone Center’s capacity trails benchmarks

UK's faculty center average in size
when compared to similar schools

By Adam Sichlio
THE «ruiucxr mm

Colleen Rohrbaugh often
wishes she could share the
view of Lake Washington
through the main dining
room‘s glass windows with
more than 200 people.

But. due to space con-
straints. Rohrbaugh the
general manager of the Uni-
versity of Washington Club

can't.

“We have a spectacular
view." Rohrbaugh said.
“That is its strongest appeal.

“But we‘re not even close
to having adequate space."
she said.

“We have many requests
for 300 people and up. for
wedding receptions and
fundraising events that we
just can't hold."

Those space issues are
similar to the ones UK Pres-
ident Lee Todd cited in

proposing a $4.38 million
overhaul for the Hilary .l.
Boone Center at last
month's Board of Trustees
meeting.

Faculty centers typically
host events like wedding re-
ceptions. fundraisers. ban-
quets. meetings and confer-
ences.

Under Todd‘s renovation
plan. the 19.561-square-foot
faculty club which he
said can comfortably hold
no more than 200 people
would measure more than
29.000 square feet in size and
would be better suited to
hosting larger fundraising
functions. he said.

The board opted to wait
until its next function. later
this month. to make a deci
sion on the proposed renova<
tions.

Compared with some
benchmark institutions. the
Boone Center tends to serve
many of the same purposes
as other faculty clubs while
holding fewer people in its
facility

The University of Wash-
ington Club which mea-
sures 11.000 square feet
has hosted successful uni-
versity fundraisers in the
past. Rohrbaugh said.

“it keeps the feeling of
collegiality on campus.“ she

said. "People like to go on
campus. and they like to
have exposure to students."

Rohrbaugh said renovav
tion talk began six years af-
ter the facility was built in
1958. The Boone (.‘enter
opened in 1987 and has not
received any major renova-
tions since then.

At Penn State University

another UK benchmark
school the faculty and
staff club is housed within
the Nittany Lion inn. a uni-
versity-owned hotel.

The club itself can con-
tain about 200 people. and
holds primarily evening so-
cial events. said president

Education junior, Lisa Finneran (right), makes a phone call after she and her friend, Jamie Swet (middle). an education junior, were involved in a three-car accident yesterday
on Euclid Avenue between Aylesford Place and Transylvania Park. Lexington Police officer David Hollingsworth said a Nissan Maxima rear-ended Swet's white Pontiac Sunfire
shortly after noon. That collision pushed the Sunfire into another Nixxan Maxima. Hollingsworth said the cause of the accident was "driver inattention." and he said the driver
who hit the Sunfire is at fault. Both Swet and Finneran reported minor soreness and stiffness, but no one was transported to the hospital.

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Student input sought on local debate

By Adam Sichlio
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

tine week from today. UK students
will have the chance to hear candidates
for the titli (‘ongressional District seat
respond in person to their questions.

The debate at downtown Lexing-
ton's Radisson Plaza Hotel will feature
at least three of the four candidates.

The Kernel and WRFL-FM are co
sponsoring the event. which will be drie
ven largely by student questions and
studentri-latryi issues. said debate mode

erator Steve ivcy:

“ikcause two student groups are or-
ganizing this event. we plan to get the
candidates to give their plans on issues
that matter to the university." said lvey.
who is managing editor at the Kernel.

“That includes issues like higher
education and job creation
important matters to our student body.“

About a month ago. the Kernel apv
priviched WRFL with the possibility of
helping to host the debate. and right
away: news director Lauren (iawtlii‘op
knew it was “a wonderful idea." WRFL
will be linvidcasting the debate.

"You see a bunch of names on the
ballot. but you often don't know any-
Gawthrop said.
“We‘re putting the candidates out [ht'l‘t‘
so that they‘ll let students know their

thing about them."

stance on issues.”

November

Both parties involved hope the de-
bate encourages citizens to vote in early

“Hopefully; everyone will leave with

two very

an idea of which candidate riiost close-
ly reflects their views." iyey said.

(iawthrop said the voter registra-
tion drives around campus in recent
weeks don‘t necessarily mean that
those who register will vote

“Hopefully. by going to the forum.
they'll feel more informed and make a
better decision because they know
about these issues." she said.

Sen. Tom Buford. R-Nicholasville:
(‘onstitution Party candidate Stacy Ali

; The itentucky VKernel/WRFL-FM 6th District Congressional Debate

Oct. 13, 6:30 pm.
Radisson Plaza Hotel
369 W. Vine St, downtown Lexington
For more information, call 2574915
Send questions for the candidates to siveyeikyliernelcom.

ner. Berea: and Libertarian candidate
Mark Hailey: Berra. have all confirmed
their attendance at next Wednesday's
debate.

The incumbent Rep. Ben Chandler.
D-Ky. has not respondwi to a request to
attend the debate.

Students wishing to submit ques
tions for the candidates to answer in
the debate should email sivey a kyker
nelcom

Email (1.\'lt him it Aji'li‘ernel.toni

Rodney Dangerfield, comic who ‘didn't get no respect,’ dies

By Dennis McLeIlan
ios merits nuts

Rodney Dangerfield. who
tapped an eiiduriiigly rich
vein of comedy gold when he
created his stage persona as a
middle-aged Everyman who
gets no respect. died yester~
day. He was 82.

Dangerfield died at the
[Iniversity of (‘aliforiiia. Los
Angeles Medical (‘enter of
complications following heart
valve replacement surgery on
Aug. '25. according to his wife.
.ioan.

Following the surgery. he
slipped into what his family
described as a “light coma."
from which he emerged
briefly before his death The
comedian had undergone ar-
terial brain surgery in April
200'; to improve his body‘s

blood flow
in prepara
tion for the
heart valve
replace-
ment.

liver the
joker. Dari-
gerﬁeid had
cracked: “if
things go
right. I'll be there about a
week. and if things don't go
right. l‘ll be there about an
hour and a half."

Dangerfield. whose suc
cessful comeback as a stand
up comic in the 1960s when
he was in his 40s made him a
familiar figure on television.
in movies. and on Vegas and
comedyclub stages for more
than three decades. had been
active in comedy until his re
cent surgery.

Dangerﬁeld

Standing on stage in his
trademark black suit. the bug-
eyed Dangerfield was always
the picture of sweaty unease.
nervously tugging at his red
tie as he delivered his sharply
timed. seif-deprwating lines.

in an hour-long perfor-
mance. Dangerfield would do
about 325 jokes. his stream-of-
consciousness delivery and
lovable loser persona finding
fans in all generations.

An admiring Jack Benny
once came back stage after
watching Dangerﬁeld per
form. Benny had his vain and
cheap image. he told Danger-
ﬁeld. “but your ‘no respect.‘
everybody can identify with
that."

Like Benny. Dangerﬁeld
would become a comedy insti-
tution. whose trademark
white dress shirt and red

necktie (sans the black suit)
are housed at the Smithson
ian institution.

Like many comedians.
Dangerfield drew on a life-
time of hurt and angst to
make people laugh. Despite
the fame. fortune and aduia»
tion that finally came his way.
he was not a happy man.

"i have never been happy."
he told a reporter in 1997
when he was 75. "My whole
life has been a downer"

He was born Jacob (‘ohen
in Babylon. on New York‘s
Long island. on Nov 22.1921.
His father. a vaudeville comic
whose stage name was Phil
Roy: abandoned the family
when Dangerﬁeld was a child.
He and his sister were raised
by their mother. who moved
them to a neighborhood in
Queens that was. he once re-

called. "too ricii for us. When
i was young. 1 had to deliver
groceries to the ironies of the
kids i went to school with. i
had to go to the back doors to
make the deliveries it was
embarrassing.

“So constantly i felt like
they were better than i am
and my seifesteem was very
low . . . things like that in life
i guess can stay with you.
where you never think you're
as good as anybody else."

At 15. he began writing
jokes “not out of happi—
ness. but to go to a different
place. because reality wasn‘t
good to me."

He was soon trying out
his jokes at amateur nights
under the stage name Jack
Roy.

See Comedian on page 2

Catherine Grigot. While it
hasn‘t held any university
fundraisers in the past. it
would be open to that idea.
she said.

“That would have merit.
and that might be some-
thing we’d look at as we look
to see how we'd like to ex-
pand." Grigot said.

“Anything that you can
do to bring potential donors
into the university to see it
and engage them in the uni-
versity is vital to fundrais-
ing. With escalating costs.
you need all the private
money you can get."

See Faculty on page 2

Draft bill
rushed
to a vote

By Faye Flore and Richard Simon

LOS ANGELES TIMES

WASHINGTON , Seek-
ing to dispel suggestions
that the war in iraq could
lead to reinstatement of the
draft. House Republicans on
Thursday hastily brought
the idea to a vote 7— with the
express intent of shooting it
down.

The vote. launched with
only hours of notice and no
public hearings. was de-
signed to put an end to talk
that President Bush's for-
eign policy could overtax
the all-volunteer Army that
has been national policy
he end of the Viet»
riani War

“it‘s putting a rumor to
rest." .lohn Feehery. a
spokesman for House Speak.
er .l Dennis Hastert. R-Ill..
said even before the 4022
vote to reject the bill that
would have mandated two
years of military or civilian
service for all men and
women 18 to 26 years old.

But congressional De-
mocrats and activists else-
where denounced the vote
as an empty exercise that
trivialized what many
Americans believe is a real
possibility.

“They have used games-
manship to give a false
sense that there is not going
to he a draft. Nobody wants
a draft But if you don't
have the manpower to con-
front the need. then there is
no option." said Bobby
Muller. founder of the Viet-
nam Veterans of America
Foundation. an internation-
al organization that ad
dresses the causes and con-
sequences of war

Speculation about a
draft has grown in intensity
as tours of duty in iraq have
grown longer. more Nation-
al (iuard forces have been
called up and recruitment
has sagged Some military
authorities have questioned
whether the l'nited States
has a large enough military
force to defeat the insur
gents in iraq and meet de-
fen se needs elsewhere.

Sen. John Kerry. the De-
mocratic presidential candi-
date. suggested during a
campaign stop in lowa yes~
terday that the Bush admin.
istration may reinstitute the
draft.

”i've never said they're
going to have a draft." Ker-
ry said. “We said I don't
know what they're going to
do. i know what I'm going to
do. I‘m going to pursue a
policy that guarantees that
we don‘t have to have a
draft."

Administration officials
have ﬂatly ruled out the
prospect of a new draft. and
Bush said at a campaign
stop this week that “we will
not have a draft so long as
i'm the president of the
United States."

TIMES STAFF WRITER MATEA GOLD
IN TIPTON. lOWA. CONTRIBUTED
TO THIS REPORT.

PAGE 2 I Wednesday Oct. 6. 2004

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Continued from page 1

The 25.000-square-foot
clubhouse at North Carolina
'State University can hold
.about 300 people for a cock-
tail party and closer to 200
people for a dinner party.
said Anita Boyle. general

Comedian

Continued from page 1

At 18. he landed his first
paying job as a comic. earn
ing $2 for a performance at a
theater in Newark. NJ.

At 19. he got his first job
as a comic in the Catskills.
the mountain resort area
north of New York City 10
weeks at $12 a week. plus
room and board and he
legally changed his name to
Jack Roy. He also was hired as
a singing waiter at the Polish
Falcon nightclub in Brooklyn.

After two years as a com

ic. Dangerfield was earning
about $150 a week. llut it was
a constant struggle. and after
working a series of what he
'termed “dumps.” he gave up
show business at 28 to marry
Joyce Indig. a 33-year-old
singer

"To give you an idea how
well I was doing at the time I
quit. I was the only one who
knew I quit.” he'd joke.

The couple had two chil»
dren. Brian and Melanie. and
Dangerﬁeld made a decent liv-
ing running an aluminum
siding sales ofﬁce in tingle
wood. NJ. But there were do-
mestic problems. The couple
divorced in 1.962 and remar
ried a year later. They di
vorced again in 1970 It was
while going through his di
vorce in 1962. a time when he
was 820.000 in debt and living
in a seedy New York hotel.
that the 4i)-_\'€‘.’11‘»()I(I Danger
field decided to give stand up
comedy another shot

“Show business was like a
fix. and I had to have it to es
cape reality.” he once recalled

Telling an old cliib owner
friend that he wanted to get

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manager for the club.

The faculty center at the
University of California.
Los Angeles cati hold up to
600 people in theater—style
seating and can seat a maxi-
mum of 400 for banquets.
said Danielle Raine. event
cmrdinator for the facility.

By comparison. the fac-
ulty club at' Texas A&M Uni-
versity is 200.000 square feet
but can hold under 100 peo-
ple in its largest room. said

back into comedy. Dangerfield
said he was too embarrassed
to have his name advertised
in case he failed. So the club
owner pulled a name out of
the air: Rodney Dangerﬁeld.

It was slow going at first.
The turning point came iii
1067 when Dangerfield's agent
arranged an audition for him
with l-Id Sullivan. whose Sun
day night variety show was
the premiere television show
case for ix‘i’formers. Sullivan
liked what he saw.

Before making the fourth
of his 10 appearances on the
Sullivan show. he recalled
that the gangsters he saw in
the clubs he worked at always
talked about getting or not
getting respect The phrase ”I
don‘t get no respect" would
become the unifying theme of
his act.

When he next appeared on
the Sullivan show. he tried out
a joke that defined his new
comedy image: “When I
played hide~and-seek: they
didn‘t even look for me."

The first of dozens ap-
pearances on "The Tonight
Show With Johnny Carson."
as well as repeated shots on
the Dean Martin and Merv
(il‘lfﬁll shows. followed In
100.9. wanting to get off the
road and be home for his kids.
he opened his own Manhattan
nightclub. Dangerﬁeld's.

In 1.971. Dangerfield made
his movie debut as a tyranni-
cal theater owner in the low-
hiidget “The I’roiectioiiist."
starring comedian (‘hiick Me
(‘anii Dangerfield didn‘t
make another movie until
1080. when he appeared as a
wealthy boor in the hit come
(It “(‘addyshack" wttli (‘hevy
l‘hase and Bill Murray

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director Frank Stillisano.
"That's a problem for us
because we can't hold any

larger functions" outside of‘

wedding receptions and con-
ferences. he said.

“We’re not allowed to do
anything bigger than that."

Texas A&M's basketball
arena has a room that can
hold more than 2.000. Stil-
lisano said.

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even more in the ‘80s. [it 1981.

he won a Grammy for his “I

Don't (let No Respect" come-
dy album.

In 1983. he followed up
“Caddyshack” with his ﬁrst
starring vehicle. "Easy Mon-
ey." in which he plays an ob-
noxious heir who is required
to give up his numerous vices
before he can claim a multi-
million-dollar fortune. The
filtti was a box-office failure.
but Dangerfield redeemed
himself in 1986 with "Back to
School." in which he played
an uneducated self-made mil-
lionaire who enrolls in col-
lege to keep his fieshman son
from dropping out. The film
grossed more than $100 mil-
lion at the box office.

There were also ABC and
HBO comedy specials. a popu-
lar series of commercials for
Miller Lite beer. his Broad-
way debut (“Rodney Danger-
ﬁeld on Broadway!") and even
a hit rap parody. "Rappin‘
Rodney."

“I‘m very lucky to have an
image." he said in a 1995 in-
terview. “Most comedians do
not have an image. They do.
‘Did this ever happen to you'."
or they do satire. But there's
practically none around today
with an image. (Jack) Benny
had an image. (WC) Fields
had an image. An image is
tough to come by. It doesn‘t
just happen. And people tiy to
create it and think. ‘What's an
image for me?‘ But it has to
happen from your soul. I
guess. You have to feel it."

The title of his 2004 auto-
biography is “It's Not Easy
Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No
Respect but Plenty of Sex and
Drugs."

Dangerfield is survived by
his wife; two children from
his first marriage. Brian and
Melanie; and two grandchil-
dren.

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CRIME:

UKPdicerepottsfmmSeptZBtoOcM:

Sept. 28: Terroristic threatening report-
ed at 460 Cooper Drive at 2:24 pm.
Sept. 28: Theft reported at 434
Complex Drive at 2:42 pm.

Sept. 28: Theft reported at UK Chandler
Medical Center at 5:09 pm.

Sept. 28: Criminal mischief reported at
330 Hilltop Ave. at 10:18 pm.

Sept. 29: Suspicious person arrested at
Memorial Coliseum at 2:38 am.

Sept. 29: Criminal mischief reported at
470 Cooper Drive at 1:21 pm.

Sept. 29: Criminal mischief reported at
Virginia Avenue and South Limestone
Street at 1:51 pm.

Sept. 29: Theft reported at Kirwan
Tower at 2:32 pm.

Sept. 29: Theft reported at 404 S.
Limestone St. at 2:47 pm.

Sept. 29: Theft reported at 740 S.
Limestone St. at 4:53 pm.

Sept. 29: Theft reported at 710 S.
Limestone St. at 5:29 pm.

Sept. 29: Theft reported at UK Chandler
Medical Center at 9:53 pm.

Sept. 30: Criminal mischief reported at
UK Chandler Medical Center at 8:34
am.

Sept. 30: Theft reported at 140
Patterson Drive at 4:25 pm.

Sept. 30: Criminal mischief reported at
330 Hilltop Ave. at 9:45 pm.

Oct. 1: Suspicious person arrested at
301 Hilltop Ave. at 1:51 am.

Oct. 1: Criminal mischief reported at
Markey Cancer Center at 2:05 am.

Oct. 1: Criminal mischief reported at Gill
Heart Institute at 3:36 am.

Oct. 1: Criminal mischief reported at
Plunkett Avenue and Bolivar Avenue at
5:55 am.

Oct. 1: Theft reported at Kirwan Tower
at 8:16 am.

Oct. 1: Theft reported at Kentucky Clinic

at 9:23 am.

Oct. 1: Criminal mischief reported at K-
lot at 2:20 pm.

Oct. 1: Criminal mischief reported at
Greg Page Apartments at 4:32 pm.
Oct. 1: Criminal mischief and theft from
a vending machine reported at 167
Funkhouser Drive at 10:16 pm.

Oct. 2: Criminal mischief reported at
300 Alumni Drive at 12:17 am.

Oct. 2: Theft from a vending machine
reported at Pence Hall at 2:54 pm.
Oct. 2: Criminal mischief and theft from
a vending machine reported at the
Oliver Raymond Building at 2:58 pm.
Oct. 2: Menacing reported at 700
Woodland Ave. at 8:35 pm.

Oct. 2: Theft reported at 1600
University Court at 8:57 pm.

Oct. 2: Harassment reported at
Commons Market at 9:16 pm.

Oct. 3: Burglary reported and arrest
made at Alpha Gamma Delta at 2:01
am.

Oct. 3: Theft reported at K-lot at 7:06
pm.

Oct. 3: Theft reported at Miller Hall at
11:31 pm.

Oct. 3: Suspicious person arrested at
310 S. Limestone St. at 11:55 pm.

Oct. 4: Theft reported at UK Chandler
Medical Center at 8:04 am.

Oct. 4: Suspicious person arrested at
Rose Street and Funkhouser Drive at
11:10 am.

Oct. 4: Drug use reported at 343 Martin
Luther King Jr. Blvd. at 8:40 pm.

Oct. 4: Theft reported at Kirwan Tower
at 9:09 pm.

Oct. 4: Disorder in progress and arrest
made at UK Chandler Medical Center at
10:22 pm.

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Save smart for retirement,
not just for Spring Break

T h e
early 20th
century
poet ()gden
Nash once
w r o t e .
" M o s t
b a n k e r s
dwell in
in a r b l e
h a l l s .
which they
get to dwell
in because
they en-
courage deposits and discour-
age withdrawals."

If Nash only knew his in-
vesting savings tip would be
used in a university student
newspaper almost 50 years lat-
er.

Kneny
Moyer

FINANCEVCOLUMNIST

Investing and saving have
been long-time concerns for
all people. But for college stu-
dents. both of these could lead
to a future fortune if the con-
cern became ambition. Most
people will say they want to
save or invest and end tip
spending or withdrawing
their money for “other inter-
ests." Don‘t just think about
saving the foundation for
becoming truly successful in
the world of financial man
agement is planning and mak
ing it happen.

There are all sorts of op-
tions when it comes to invest-
ing your money. For your in
terest at this point in your life.
contributing to an Individual
Retirement Account. also
known as an IRA. is a great
way in which your dream to
be a millionaire could become
reality

An IRA is a personal re-
tirement savings plan avail»
able to anyone who receives
taxable compensations (such

y Features

~ t I SaWy saving and spending

as wages. salaries. tips. etc.)
during the year.

Allowing contributions of
up to $3.000 today. and up to
$4.000 beginning in 2005. IRAs
can be set up with a ﬁnancial
institution. such as a bank or
brokerage firm. which in turn
invests your money in securi-
ties. such as stocks. bonds and
money markets.

There are many types of
these retirement plans. but
those more focused on our age
group are the traditional Roth
and Education IRAs.

Beginning in 2005. tradi
tional IRAs will allow you to
invest up to $4.000 per year
tax-free. Thus. if you earned
$8.000 this summer. you could
invest half and only pay an in
come tax on the difference.
However. once you have
reached age :39-and-a-lialf. the
age at which you can freely
withdraw your investments
for retirement. you will pay a
one-time income tax on that
money:

If you contribute to al-
most any IRA and withdraw
the funds without policy con-
sent before you are 59-and’a-
half years old. you will pay a
large penalty tax on those
funds.

A Roth IRA allows you
the same level of investment
but works a little differently If
you earned 88.000 this suin~
met: you would still pay an in
come tax on the entire
amount. even if you invested
half into this IRA. On a
brighter note. once you turn
.39-and-a-half. you are able to
withdraw the account money
and earnings tax-free.

UK master‘s in business
administration student Ben
Brazzell said. “Roth IRAs are

ideal for yotmg people because
this age group will be in a
higher tax bracket in the fu-
ture."

Brazzell. who earned his
bachelor‘s in business admin-
istration in finance at UK. also
said. “I would open a Roth ac
count with a lowcost and
scandal—free mutual fund
management companies. like
Vanguard. T Rowe Price. Fi-
delity and ’I‘IAA«(‘REFF."

An Education IRA might
be of interest to you soon. es
pecially if you plan on having
a family: You simply add funds
to the account and withdraw
at anytime. as long as the
money is used to pay for the
costs of higher education or
even kindergarten through
12th grade. This account acts
as any other IRA. but the mon-
ey will only be directed to-
wards education. not retire-
ment.

So. you're probably ask-
ing yourself why bother with
such technical matters? The
answer is simple: Retirement.

It’s never too early to plan
for those unforeseen (lays
ahead. Opening an IRA will
put a lot more focus into your
future.

Think of it as taking your
money. investing in secure
stocks or bonds and letting it
all sit and accumulate returns
over time. There may be ups
and downs in the return rate.
but once you reach your re-
tirement years down the road.
there will undoubtedly be dol-
lar signs in your eyes.

Here‘s an example using a
future value of money formu-
la: Beginning at age 20. if you
contributed the maximum de-
posit amount (S-l.l)00t every
year until the age of Ho. (fac-

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toring a nominal 9 percent
rate of return and no with-
drawals) you would have accu-
mulated $1,351,528.

If you didn't catch on.
that's taking just a few thou-
sand dollars out of your annu-
al income (every year for forty
years) and investing it to be-
come over a million dollars
richer for your retirement.
The above amount doesn‘t
even include the income you
didn’t invest.

There are tons of other
methods to aid in your retire-
ment. However, the timing is
perfect for you to begin plan-
ning to open an IRA.

According to the US.
Treasury Department. Presi-
dent Bush’s administration
has proposed to simplify the
current IRA tax policy. which
would expand Roth IRAs and
help create a new Lifetime
Savings Account. This tax
change would allow people to
contribute more money per
year and allow withdrawals
from the LSA anytime.

Now is a great time to
think about your investment
portfolio. Opening an IRA in
2005 gives you plenty of time
to search and ﬁnd the best ﬁ-
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You have to practice
strong will for many years.
but the results of following
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Bob Grinde once said,
"Go out and buy yourself a
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notebook and begin to write
down some million-dollar
ideas for yourself."

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start.

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ENGINEERING CAREER FAIR

Wednesday, October 6, 2004
10:00 AM — 3:00 PM
Student Center Grand Ballroom

Adtran, Inc. * Alcoa, Inc. * Altec Industries * Belcan
Advanced Engineering & Technology * Burgess &
Niple * Cabinet for Health and Family Svcs Office of

Technology * Cinergy * Civil & Environmental
Consultants * CSX * Cummins Inc. * Cypress
Semiconductor * Denham-Blythe Company, Inc.
Fuller, Mossbarger, Scott, and May Engineers, Inc.
GE Consumer & Industrial * Gilbane Building Co. *
GRW, Inc. * Harris Corporation * HMB Professional
Engineers * Honda of America Manufacturing Inc.
Indiana Department of Transportation * Keyence
Corporation of America * Kimley—Horn and
Associates Inc. * Lexmark * Link-Belt Construction
Equipment Company * LIB Inc. * Messer
Construction * Mitsubishi Electric Automobile
America Inc. * National Security Agency * Ofﬁce of
Surface Mining * Ohio Department of Transportation
* Palmer Engineering Co. * Pennsylvania Department
of Transportation * Procter&Gamble * Rayloc *
Raytheon * Summit Engineering * Tennessee Valley
Authority * Tetra Tech Inc. * TransDigital * Toyota
Motor Manufacturing * Turner Construction *
Unique Indoor Comfort * University of Kentucky
Human Resources * UPS * US Air Force, 332d
Recruiting Squadron/ Officer Accessions * US Army *
US Navy * Weyerhaeuser

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NEWS FEA TURES
SPOR TS OPINIONS

Friday Night Lights

Tinaiiy. the true story behind Varsxtr
Blues comes out. - or something In
ryet another) JDllTYlTlg rnovre about
football players advertised a million
'imes on ESPN mm Night Lights
‘racks the success ct a high-schoo,
football team from a small Texas
‘own This film ct course teatures Lots
ct gut-wrenching adversity, drama
'ized scenes 0: footbali and classic
American values ~ like beating other
people up to feel better Despite alr
these warm fuzzres though, this
‘ricyie actually looks to be more
nbOU' the hopes of the town which a
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Raise Your Voice

Hilary Duff stars as a generically
named teenager who faces insecurity
and adversrty as she tries to live a
dream The majority of the movre is
made up of lots 0: angst, lealousy
and hurt. as some cruel stilted paro-
jr at ”what lite really is" goes on
However, by the end. Butt 5 character
realizes she is in tact Hilary Duft.
which means she knows she is obvr
ously prettier and more talented than
everybody else Then the movie ends.
but not before banal teen love inter—
es' :csmer through in the end to show
how much he cares/wants in her
pan" atter the movie ends Regal.

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Fahrenheit 9/11

Michael Moore 5 thematically pornted

documentary about h0w Presrdent
Bush has damaged our country and
its status with the world cver issues
from dealing With the Saudis to the
war in Iraq comes out this week Rid-
dle me this though 17' Bush 15 re-
elected doesn t Mocre get to make
more hugely grossing documen-
taries? Saunds like he might want to
reconsider hrs vote Specral features
include the scene where Moore man-
gles both the truth and Ray Brad-
bury s We to make this movie Yeah
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faith and popularity when. after get-
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to ”cure' hrs hOmOSEXUdllly, she be-
comes pregnant NOw with the help
or school outcasts (Macaulay Culkin
(yes. he's back) and Eva Amurri (who
plays the school's only lewrsh stu-
dent). she has to hide her pregnancy
But when her llvdl Hilary faye
(Mandy Moore) — yeah, l'm sure the
character‘s name is some weird corn-
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Aladdin

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