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‘ By Karla Dooley the is being taken to ensure stalling." she said. other parts ol the hospital has Karen Sexton. associate direcr the isstie ol moving l‘rom one
I (IIIIIII'I/IIIIIIILI ll'I'I/I'I patients are being treated proper The understal‘l'ing has resulted resulted in l-I‘lt‘lltilt between the tor ol L'ls' Hospital. said a lack ol department to another. no matter
II. in nurses being sent to work in stallon hislloor. \lucei said. unlicensed personnel. not nurses. what their occupation. she said.
! l’oor patient care that could l’atienis haI e no continuity of areas ol the hospital where they ‘il‘hey know their IolI. hIii It‘s is the root olthe prohlein. (iross training and better orienta~
restilt lrom tinde.rst il'ling is care because no single nurse is are tinl'ainiliar with the routines. not like it's their ﬂoor." he said. "l'ioiii an RN. perspectiI'e. we tion are the keys to making the
\IeiLIhing heaI ilI IIII the minds ol responsihle lor them. and il' Riley said. ;\nd some ntirses haI e e\ en are not stalling dillerently than II c transitions siiIIIIitlIer. she said.
inanI ol L ls llospital s ,lll) piticnts II. II c other prohleiiis than "I l'eel like my license is on the quit because tth lelt lllit‘tilltlili‘l did liI'e years ago." she said. “\\'e “There are basics to providing
nurses. those theI IIeiI originally admit— line may day I come in here." she Iihle hemg moIed to another area are dealing with an isstie ol not care to patients." she said. “but
\dIIIinistrators s-III .t lack ol ted lor 'it seIms like we just blow said. olthe hospital. he said. being IilIle to hire unlicensed per— there is a sense of tinlamiliarity“
nurses is not the problem. but that them IIll. she said. “:\ lot ol "Managed (iare is driving all ol Riley thinks many hospital sonnel (who would act as an) extra II hen nurses must leave their usual
issues olitraining and stallshould things lall through the cracks." this." said Lotiis Mucci. an R..\'. departments. stich as clerical Illltl pair olhands." she said. stations.
he addressed. RileI said the grumbling in the Bone Marrow 'l‘ranspl-Itnta— housekeeping. are .ilso under "\Ve are implementing things :\nd not all nurses are dissatis—
llospital management has been among nurses started last summer. tion at the Markey (Iancer (lenter. stalled. which creates problems IIIIII to ensure that we .tre able to lied with their jobs.
taking steps to settle the unrest when nurses began caring {or as “-\nd nurses are ahsorhingmost of lot nursing. compete in the maiket {or those “l have no complaints." said
since January. but to date the III InI Is six to eight patients eth. the hlow." “ll‘other people did their iIIhs. IndiIiduals." Leslie Sorrell. also an R.\'. in
nurses are still unhappI. i ithIi th. III the lII e they had pres Both nurses said the stress lCV- we cotild do oiiis .1 little hetiei Sexton .llll’llllllL'Il the hospital‘s Bone .\larrow 'lil‘IllhplIlnl’Illlt)ll.
l)e\auna RileI. Ii registered \iouslI heen responsihle lor. els on their lloors are running llospiial administration has shortage ol unlicensed workers to “lt seems like the older nurses are
nurse who works IIiI the si\th “'l‘lieI had to close (I South high. held 18 open ltll’lllils to .lIltllt'ss a low unemploItiient rate.
lloor. said she lears not enough (\Ving) hecatise we didn‘t haI‘e The need to “fill holes" in the nurses' Issues. \ll pi'ol‘essionalsmust deal with .VI'I’ NURSES UH BACK PAGE
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i (aim/tin III/l, I
' linagiiie a \lll'liIlL‘L' so dark that It charcoal hritltiette is
i l\\ he as lIright.
l’lace that surlace in deep space orbiting between .\l-ars
andlupiter some ”(0.000.000 miles l‘rom the sun.
Draw .I ment il picture (ll an asteroid whose hotilon is 4“
miles long. and paint the thickness ll miles at its peak.l lak
ing a sttoll atound the deeply— —Iratered impression requires a
, {ll mil I hike
lhI toIk is slightlI more dense than II atIr .ind less than
hall thI IlensitI ol a rock Iii Ioui hackIard.
Now imagine heing asked to name the geological land—
scape olthat asteroid. the third I‘VL'I' photographed tip close
3W .\lathilde.
That is the challenge l‘IlClngJIllllCS (ioode. an l-inglish I
i prolessor at Lexington (loinmttnity (Iollege.
He II as notiﬁed by a team ol researchers at (Iornell Lini—
I'ersity two weeks ago and asked to provide II theme lor nam~
ing the stit'lace leattires ol Mathilde.
(Ielestial bodies and their features are natned in themes to
achieIe consistency. ’l‘he satellites ol L'ranus are named alter
Shakespearean characters. while the craters. hills and valleys of
, I \‘enus are named alter goddesses ol lIIVL’. ( )ne ol‘the two other
j PHOTOS BY HEATHER ”"0“” A W” photographed asteroids has a surface theme olcaI'es and grottos.
i TRAN" Only two naming trends are Il\'()l(lL'(lI Nothing can he
i , named alter a liI'iiIg person. and nothing political can he
I'm’n’lh‘m’l contained in the name.
(”mfl‘wmg _lim Bell leads the research team at (Iornell that contacted
lll”“”'.7”/"' (I'oode. The group decided IIII .i theme ol'coal mining and
("’ll’m/ . coal mining districts lIecatisc ol the dark coloring ol the
MIMI“ 1"”) asteroid. he said. ‘
”"‘I.I""7QT{"’ :\ coal mining theme led Bell straight to Kentucky. where
‘7‘] “WW“ l he heinn to search lor an expert. .-\ website was lound lor the
(aw/n/HH/I‘I/v l Benham \line Museum. .I tourist attraction (ioode helped
”W" ”ll/l” lound in his hometown of Benham.
””‘r" 'll’m‘ll Bobby (I'othard. the curator of the museum. directed
‘I‘I”’”“/”“""/ Bell's attention to the poet and mining alicionado at L( I( i.
”l’ l"“’{"/»}"l>‘ (ioode was taised in a coal lamilIk. His father was a Ioal
IV” ’ll 9’" miner. Both ol his grindlathers worked In the coal industry
()”"'I_Q"-‘. lhI mountain waI ol lilel .ltscinates hiitI. and this was an
Ill/”’rmlw' oller he couldn‘t refuse.
H””"””"' F . . . O b l lis lirst reaction was disheliel.
:Iill""”"/"‘i" ratemltles, 5070771765 sedrc “I don't know why. htit people have always asked me
"/"””’”/’- . . about things I don‘t know about." (ioode said. “I've been a
.\lI’/IIIIII' G k t 1- lot ol‘things in my me. and I‘ve always had an interest in a
Allin” 07/. 7.66 communl y pVQ/ec lot ol‘things. htit nothing like this."
(”K/”L ” (il\'Cn two weeks to come tip with three themes. (ioode /
I’"/"“'"/*“" BY Mal Herron Hag-an. a biology iuniot' \‘ l1” “'“rlss‘tl called on his experience and on the help of a few colleagues. \
"WV/”WW3 .\I'L'\1IIIW at a lot ”It lellersoit SIFCU‘ He settled IItI Appalachian coal seams. mining terminology
””“i'll'd” ”k"! lUF ilk PTUlCIU ”10 WWII” “U“ or iargon and names of the world's major coal liclds and
I/III'HIQ ’I'I‘ 'l‘o Kelly llagan. trash is what it's through l exington llahit at lor basins:
‘i/‘V’H ”ll all about. ”Im‘kmll‘ an M191“) that “dill“ ”‘9 Bell‘s group locused on the latter. looking ahead to the
Hagan. a biology junior. and the h“Ill ”l “’l“”“"" l” Pr‘“ldc l”“' International Astronomical L‘nion in Paris. lirance. that "'
memb‘ers IIl‘(Ihi ()mega social sorori- mull!” l‘ml‘mll- _ votes to make the names ollicial. ‘ '
ty got the chance to get tip close and \lter they “9"“ WW” In"l“ mm The international llavor ol taking the names of coal
personal with trash and ltiinber Satur- grout“ ”m" ‘1‘“ “mm“ ‘ leaned ”l‘ deposits from across the world appealed to him. he said. A:
day as the group fanned otit across “mm” puking Ill“ “MI“ ”‘9 l‘mrlh 'l'hat locus ran (iooder rampant. beI atise of a mistaken
Lexington to clean tip several of the ‘f‘WkCEl l” 3‘ “"rl‘lml'“ ”H ”l ”M assumption. (mode thought he could easilI obtain II list or chart "5:"
; area's dirtiest lots. l'ranklort'l’ike. . ol the IIIII ld s major coal deposits btit he could not lind one. 1:;
“It was kind of fun getting dirty llagan S gmull had lh“ “”r“ ”l By chance he lound a hook with the inlormation he I'll
with a hunch ol sorority girls." said em, HABITAT 0,, BACK PAGE needed lle happened to ask \\ illiani \ndrews. a L K geolo— ‘«
gist. whilew waiting on another person heI alled lor the infor-
mation.
.\ndrews steered him to a large volume that contained the
I I I I - Inlormation (I‘oode needed. btit it was in a difﬁcult fonnat.
(mode spent the next week and a hall ainstakingly highlighting. §‘_'
alphabeti/ingandorgani'lingnameso the world scoa deposits. '
\lter getting them all down on paper. (ioode then turned
BY J00 Dohner not happen again. that were attacked are now using 'l'(2l’ wrappers. 11:;[aSit}:ISPPZLTICISIIES: 2:3:‘23'116 to linguisticallv rcpre
.Smf; ll rIrI-r I he machine lrom which the attacker gained l(.l’ wrappers work h :e contraceptive Bell said the work' is a lot of fun btit it should be taken . . . »
. aecessvto L Is networks has been shut down. devices. proyiding a sale barrier between con- seriously. He said (mode has been a great help. .
Some people steal cars . .. “He ll most likely never lind out where the “effd "lach"l°5~ . ‘ . "Yoti never know if you are oing to pass this asteroid A
()thers. like the one who showed upon L l\ s attack was really coming lrom." said computer .. 5” far 3‘ “C can tell. Y‘C W pretty “11"“ "9‘“ a ain " Bell said. “'I'his 'stuffwjllzbe catalo ed and it ma
networks recently. steal passwords. science professor Raphael Finkel on the machine Pinkel 55ml; ““VC'FC dcnwng access l” "9 machines "If" he '00de at for vears but on have to 1311““ bi icmr:
:\ l‘ew weeks ago someone attacked L'K coin— being shut down. “I have no reason to believe it from practically everywhere oll campus." when vou are doing sIIiIIethinglike this.” 8 P ‘-
ptiter systems. stealing passwords. disabling was anyone associated with the University." Internet “WW? va'dc” students use. such (ioode couldn t agree more
accounts and setting tip explicit websites. . System security has been beefed tip in the col— as 22:23:}33935311235: 2:1):1:il:'irtcr(;3:33;” “‘Hcre s an opportunity to name something that will be
I . Administrators stopped the attacker lIelore lege ol cngmeering and In the computer science ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ called that forever. Goode said “When he told me this
“I'll!” damage “"I“ ‘l‘mCI "ml “”“' ”W." "T" ”I" l“l“’r"‘"’.r."- ”‘0 MW." “"lmcs ‘hc attacker "“F'al' would add to the permanent body of human knowledge. it
ing lurthcr precautions to make sure this does ly exploited have been patched. and the machines

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Marinik a

lite-long
ymnast

at heart

By Katy Crossen
.S/ili} II 'l'llt‘l

It‘s said that all things Iroiii 'I‘ex-as arL- liig.

l‘ixcept Ior .\Iis‘ty .\larinik.

'I‘hL- i—Ioot—l iiiiiior Iroiii ’l‘eiiiplc. 'l‘eyas is
siii ill in si/L liut her Lontriliutioiis to the

(iy iiiK. its an liig in numbers

..\I irinik got imolyed iii gyiiintistiLs at 21
young age just as 2i lioliliy. She started L’ylllltth“
tiLs IiLLausc her parents wanted her to lie
lll\t)l\LtI in something where she would shiiiL.

“I started doing gymnastics when l was I."
.\l. iriiiik said. “\Iy parents had triplLts and they
ViLre thtiiig all ot the atthtion — thLy were
sc‘aiL-d l Ll liL- 2i shy and lonely Lhild, and I had
all this hypernL-ss in me, so they put me in gym-
iiastics.

.\lariiiik has since become one oI L'K's pre—
iiiiLi gymnasts this season Loiisisthtly Loin~
pLiiiig in eyery Lient .ind Lontriliutiiig ‘) .8s and
.iii oLL isional 0. U to the (iyiiiKats sLoiLL aid

lhoiighi \l irinik had no itlLa gyiiin; istiLs
would takL liLi as I2ir is it his sliL 2iLkiiowl
LdLLs that things hayLn 1 always liL'Ln eas\.

SiiiLL shL was I years old \Iarinik has lieLii
haying thL time other Inc as 21 gymnast.

“\VhL-ii l was growing tip ~~ Iroiii 3 to 8 w it
was iust Iiiii Ior iiiL tiiitil my dad said ‘\\'e're
going to try soiiiLthre elsL (Ior LoaL.hing)

I th things started getting serious. .\Iarinik
II\L'(I away Iroiii hoiiiL Ior se\eii \ears' with er
L--.oiLth lieginning in thL sixth grade

lihoiighi it w is tun e‘yLiting, .\Iarinik
s..iiLl “lIut wliLn I look liaLk on it now it was
piolialili thL worst tiiiiL iii iii\ iiioiii s liIL.
onl\ saw my p.‘iiLiits onLL 2i month and I LliLliil
th to sLL my younger sistLrs and l)I“tilliLI‘ grow
up."

\liiinik Lieiitually liLLaiiie .i LoiiipetitiyL

gyiiinast and has giined experiLnLL liLLausL oI

ihis l1til)l)\ turiiLd proILssion.
But \Iariiiik reali/Ls her Iainily has had to
II\L without many ol thL good things whiLh

h. we accompanied \Iariiiik s suLLL-ss.
“.\Iy Iiiiiily has s2iLriIiLed so iiiuLh Ior inc
because this is 21 very expensiyc sport I‘ve

irai‘L-led .ill around the world and they've liarely
lclt the state." she said.

'I his traiL-ling .\Iariiiik‘s liIe has included
trips to ( ieriiiaiiy. Italy and l-‘rancc Ior CUIIIPL‘V
titioii. She added that with age comes an appre—
ciation Ior what her parents have made possi—
lilL.

It lire. iks ll1\ hL irt that (my parents) )had to
siLiiliLL so iiiuLh Ioi inc, .iiid they didn t th to
sham that moment with iiiL IiecausL I had to liy

JAMES CRISP I\i rrii/ trait

ON HER "“8 l 'K' gym/mi! .\l/try .IIi/rmik Iii/i Iv/Lii'i‘omwl into our oft/w (it'll/Kim” moi‘r [tore/it [ii-r

iiii'mi'ri I IN \i'ririzi [WEI llt'l‘ll ill)/UII_L{ fl’t‘ tolm‘x mutt roux/rte”) tltli‘ .\‘L'i/i'rm.

iiiysL-II." \Iarinik said. "
thL-ii. liiit I do now,"

.\lai'iiiik wanted to continue her gymnastics
career in college lilll was initially .ilootﬂilioiit
Iiiidiiig .i collegiate home. until she \isitcd [K

“I really had no interest." .\Iai'iiiik said.
“(joaches would call lllL' and l was like ‘Yeali.
()K, \iliateieiz' \Vlicii (L'K (Loacli) Leah (Lite
tlci called. it was the same thing. But when I
got here. I just lo\ cil it."

'l‘hougli .\lariiiik IiL-ldL-d otIcrs Ii'oiii L'tah,
l‘2.‘loi'itli \l. iliaiiii aiitl \Vasliiiigtoii. she visited
only onL L aiiipus.

She s liLLii at L K eitr siiiLL.

“KLiituL'ky is i lot likL lioiiiL to iiiL- W every-
hotly knows Littylioih. " shL s.i.id “\VhLii I
LINK to I K on \isii llo\Ld thL LoiLliL‘s and
tliL girls li'L I.ll\' likctl the iLaiii \iliLii l L2iiiiL
on my r-"LLiiiit trip.

()II the- Iloor hit for \l iiitiik in l L\ington
was an Liiiotioiial tlllllltlil. \ltLi liiing aw. .iy
Iroiii her parents Ior iiiaiiy oI lit-r Iortiiatiyc

I didn‘t appreciate it

years, .\lat‘iiiik hail iiimcLl lioiiic Ior liL‘l‘ senior

year oI high school,

She quickly licL'aiiic aware oI the spoils oI

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EXPECT GREAT THINGS

eiiioying hL-r Ianiily on daily liasis. :\ItL'r
growing accustoiiiL-d to He .11 home. the transi‘
tion to college liIe was hard Ior C\ en this world
traveler.

“\Vhen I came to school my IrL-slinian year,
it was the hardest thing in my whole entire liIe
to lLayL iiiy Iaiiiily again " shL said.

\Iariiiik said it got .i lot liLttcr her sopho—
more year when shL wLiit hotiiL only in he.

III aye III! the IIIIIII‘E

\\ hile gyi.iin istiLs is i liiLr part oI \laiinik s
lite. shL says shL s got othLi plans Ior the
Iuture.

“Aside Iroiii wanting to get married and
having kids. I‘d like to lie in Iashioii iiiL'rclian—
dising ni2ith rLt2iil. " \Iarinik said. “I really
want to go to LlLsign sL hooliii .\Lw \oik thii
I g raLluatL — that s my llliilll; itL dre iiii liui l in
sLared to li\L- that onL up.

But gymnastics will always lie 2i part oI her
“It.

“I don't think I could live without it."
.\l-arinik said. “I‘d haye to get iiiyolyed with it
somewhere ~ inaylie lie .in assistant coach.
niaylie iudging or the media 777 something sol
can stay in touch with the sport."

SPUBTSbytes

louisville guard
arrested Sunday

.-\ second Louisville liaskctliall
player is in troiilile with the law
following 2i weekend altercation
in the parking lot oIa restaurant
near campus.

Starting guard .\I2irques .\l-ay—
liiii was arrested early Sunday after
allegedly threatening 2i police oIIi—
cer. He was charged with terroris—
tic threatening, olistruction oI 2i
goyeriiiiiental order and disorderly
conduct m 2ill misdemeanors —~~
and was released later Sunday
Iroiii ihe_IL-IIL'rson (Iounty iail.

.\layhin‘s‘ lawyer. Louisville
attorney ‘IIIII ICIIis, said Monday
that reserve guard (Iaineron .\Iur—
ray also has been issued .1 sum-
iiions warrant on disorderly coli—
duct charges s'teiiiiiiing Iroiii the
same altercation.

.-\ccording to police. oIIicers

.\Ias‘tL-rs'on's restaurant near the
school when iii2iii2igL'rs said a
crowd would not disperse alioiit I
am. I‘ZS'I‘.

N0 IIIIWII'I IIII' TOIIIIOSSII

Looking Ior 2i way to stop the
No. I 'I‘eiiiiL-ssL-L' Lady Vols?
Auburn coach >Ioc (Zianipi would
start with (1h2irlcs Barkley inside.
l.SL"s‘ SiiL- (iiiiiter suggests
drafting Michael Jordan Ior the
ioli.

Arkansas coach (iary Blair has
2i lictter idea.

“I think they ought to send
'l‘ennessec straight on and let
them play (itilllllilnh in the .\BI.
and see who can come out." Blair

said yesterday.

Instead, Southeastern (IoiiIL'r—
L-nLe LoaLhes get another shot at
the III- I) I ady \ ols in thL ILagiiL-
tournament that starts Ihiirsday
in( olunilius.( in.

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up three CD set

By Brett Dawson

Stilt/i Vat! ll I/ttr

\s et centric tiitisicians go, it's hard to top
'I he \rtist.

I lie former Prime has redefined hitiiself .
and i'enaiiied ltitiiself «— more than perhaps
any musician iii recent history. Bttt through it
all. through the controversies arid the per—
ceived lunacy. one thing has remained a con—
stant he's always funkier than two~da_\'-dirty
Nflk'k5.

The last two albums he's released ~ the
stunning 'l llt' (in/ti lit‘pcrienre and the masterful
Ifmrlnl/w/iuu served notice that the Iiian has
returned to prominence if Iiot platinum popu-
latitv. His latest release, (.‘rjyxm/ Bil/l, reminds
I its that he really never
left.

:\ three—disc col—
lection of previously
unreleased bootlegs
and a few remixes.
Crystal Ball is a slap in
the face of the music
industry, a just-
'cause—yoti—dared—
Ith~Ilill-g()nn.l-tltl'll
exercise in excess.
From the get-go,

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('oufofﬁt‘e) The Artist goes all«
out, ripping through

6 , the Ill-illitlnl‘llillli
Cgittgllggll minute “(Irystal Ball"
(NI’C‘Recordr) with the kind of ftitik

yoti thought he left
back on Sign (f The
Times.

Crystal Ball has a
little of everything. from a completely impro—
vised IS-minute jam with nothing more than a
bass beat (“(lloreen Baconskin") to a song
originally intended for tise in a Broadway
Iiittsical (“Strays of the \Vorld").

'l'he iiitisic spans a range of periods in
I’rince's career.

The funky, tip—beat “(iood Love" was
recorded just after the breakup of'l‘he Revolu—
tion. around the sattie time as the infamous
Blink .l/lwm. “Crucial," a smooth ballad, was
tL’lltl)\ ed fioiii Sign 0' The Times. and replaced
with the classic “Adore."

The liner notes, while sparse, give nice
insight itito each ofthe 30 songs presented on

(fri'i/tl/ lid/l. 'l he hilaitotisly t!llllt‘.tl “\lovte
Star." tor e\.iiiiplc. was lllt littletl in tlie collec-
tion because it‘s the f.i\oiite bootleg of ls‘t\li
crooner and l’rtiice laiorite l)'\iigelo, 'l‘he
collection‘s best liallatl. "Slit" (ia\c llet'
.\ngels." is .i true story .ihotit tlie \rtist‘s wife.
,YIayte.

'l‘ltat ballad stantls alongside lesset‘~know It
tracks like "Don‘t lalk to Strangers" :tntl
“Sometimes lt Snows in April" as one of the
purple ones most heartfelt songs. 'l'he w ailing

guitar is reminiscent of “Purple Rain." and if

there's any itistice. “\ngels" will become .i
concert complete with swaying
lighters,

classic.

Despite hits like that. the collection isn‘t
witliotit its misses. \Ylicn you're dealing with
almost three hours of music. you‘re hotitid to
have some tracks that tottltl'ic easily been
trimmed. and most of the remi\es here fit that
description. Btit (f/Ti‘ltl/ Bill/doesn‘t stl‘i\L' to be
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are less than ierfcct. and that‘s )art of their
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appeal.

Besides the three (."I‘ixml li’tI/l discs. the set
includes .i fourth disc. ’I/'(' [rm/i, .in alloacous—
tie effort with \ll'll)llt‘tl*tll)\\li. smoothed—out
numbers that serve as a warm contrast to the
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Sif) price tag.

'l‘hough it's almost a hotiiis gift. The 'I'I'Hr/t
might be the best disc in the btitieli.

The title track is a w ailing, bluesy departure
front inst about anything ’IiltL' \rtist has ever
dotie. and the album's high point. “Don't Play
\le" is about as cool as anything you‘ll hear
anywhere. “Don‘t play me." he wails. “I'm the
wrong color and I play guitar/Hy only compe<
titioti is, well. me in the past

(locky? Sure. But when your bootleg mate—
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music releases in any given year. iiiayhe you've
got cause to lie.

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colleges. 'l he student population
tops out somewhere around
s'tl,t)(l(l. and as you might guess,
the live music venues thrive.

.\mong the standotits is Brown-
ie \lary. l’acked concerts and a lot
of .iir time on several ofthe local
stations drew the attention of
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the album‘s title). sounds a little
like a mix of Lisa Loeli and Verti-
ca Salt. Btit Brownie Mary‘s stic—
cess is based on equal parts sound
and crowd-pleasing live show.

Barber sings barefoot and
stomps the stage exuding a pres-
ence that is stunning and seductive.

Barber and guitarist Rich
.ltit’tlllk‘s are the core of the four-
meiiiher band. Between the two
they wrote nearly the entire
album. Says Barber. “I wanted to
be singing about real life issues
that still move me. something I
believe in IOO percent."

Lyrically, two things come to
mind. first. the band doesn't
express anger at the world with
vague .iiid cryptic complaints, as is
standard fare lately.

It‘s a welcome relief to listen to

to do than use the microphone to
spew venom. Second.
Brownie .Ylary c\pt‘csses
confusion with the
world that is filled with
some of those same
vague and cryptic com—
plaints.

For example. a tnonr
tage of the confusion
with corresponding
track numbers proves
this point: 2. “I‘m Los-
ing My Identitv"; 3.
“Tell Me YVhat You’re
Really Thinkin'"; 5.
“Wanting More Just to
Feel Like I'm ”card";
7. “I Fell just a Little
Behind"; 8. “Here I \Vait for the
(iold Shadows“; IO. “It's Hard
I‘inough to Know Myself“; ll.

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IV"; I]. ”Right Back “here I
Started l’rom." Yes.
there is a trendy
inclination . “I'm
lost, solncliotly ltclp
me." I kept hoping
one song would grab
and become titore.
.\lusically. there
aren't very many hard
edges to he found on
this album. That said.
the first song, “Like I
Really Do" starts
with some distortion
and heavv guitar that
comes off fairly well.
frotn there it
becomes progressive—
ly mellow concluding with the
almost country slow dance sound
of “Silver." the final track.

Really Do," “Say Yoti \Yant Me."
.iiid “I'll Be The One." “Like I
Really Do" has the feel of a radio
hit. It's catchy and upbeat.

“Say Yoti \Yant .Y'lc" is tny
favorite merely because it begins
with bagpipes. It's all about unre—
quited love. and it has some quali—
ty that makes it feel familiar on a
first listen. “I'll Be The One” has
an abrasive feel that is just about
right. without being cliche angst.

For a first album it's pretty well
Hit to ether. Aside from being
liasical y pleasant though. there
may not be much here compelling
you to play the disc again and
again. That's because there isn't
anything really challcn 'ng on this
album. Then a ain. Better than
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