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The University's annual Founders

Day program, to take place at 8
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will commemorate the 50th an- niversary of the Margaret I. Kins

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The program also observes the
92nd anniversary of the Uni- versity of Kentucky.
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profession will be honored during
the program. Miss Marparet I.

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historical photoKraphv map, book
and record drplrtlnf the
history of the t'nherU. Amonc
the material Included were the
first diploma awarded by the Agriculture and Mechanical dUision of
the Kentucky t'nlvrrsity, a lft't
map of Ielncton. and picture of
eampu building, faculty mem;
ber and students.
The second Founders Dav commemorated Henry Stites Birker,
UKV ftmrt
The clVidlonie
in Memorial
Hall were dedicated by President
H.,L Donovan in the 82nd an
niversary celebration.
Last year' celebration, the 9lt,
paid tribute to l.0 Kentucky
leathers who had 1.1 or more rart
of teaching rerirnre.
Since its Ix ginning 13 years as,
Founders Day has not only commemorated the establishment of
UK. but it has honored scientists,
ballad singers. UK presidents utut
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and David H. Clift. Chicago,
executive secretary of the American Library Association and the '.
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bronze plaques from President
KenlucUUm Queen
Frank G. Dickey, who will preside
Sylvia Jell, representing Kappa Alpha fraternity, was crowned "Queen
at the program.
ot Queens" by President Dickey at the Krntuckian dance Saturday
Clift, the principal speaker for
ni;ht. Sylvia is a junior in the College of Education, and is a member the program, is the most "proml- of Delta Delta Delta sorority.
nent alumnus of the I'niversity
who Is in the library profession."
lie will speak on "Librarianship in
Kentucky, Today and Tomorrow."
Miss King, a native of Lexington,
also graduated from the Srhonl of
In-- 194riH-- -f HdH-wH'f--:t-n- ed
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Library Service at Columbia Unifor the celebration. Instead,
versity. Under her 39 year guidan
and drama program
ance, the UK library grew from
was presented by University per
a few thousand books to half a . by Clarence R. (irahani. Louisville, sonnel.
former-presideof the American
million volumes.
The cornerstone of Memorial
dis- - Library Association.
Dr. William S. Webb UK's
Coliseum was laid bv Governor
lovely with sparkling .brown eyes tingtushed professor of phrslcs.
A peit, brown-haire- d
Special music will be presented -- Karle C. Clements anil Dr. H. L.
will review "The University Library by members of the University Donovan as the high point of the
reigns as the Queen of Queens at the University of Kentucky.
50 Years Ago."
music faculty and student body. 19 W pros' ram.
Her Majesty is Sylvia Jett, a junior elementary education Certificates for 29 or more years They are Robert Rcqua. Melvin
program was plan-nr- d
A wcrk-lon- g
of service in the library profession Dickinson and Hammon W. Porter,
around the dedication and ofmajor. Slvia was accorded her title Saturday night at the an- will be presented to 49 Kentucky organ; Kenneth Wright and Eu- ficial openinr of the Fine Art
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and Crbss Dance in the Student Union librarians and to the University genie Baud, violin: Robert
nual Kcntuckian-Lam- p
Building on lK's 8.1th birthday.
Library.
viola, and Gordon Kinney,
Ballroom.
The citations will be presented cello.
Her cllicial title is Kcntuckian Model High School. She pave fair
The birthday celebration will be
Queen a crown generally acknowl- - warning in her high school days
open to the public.
edged as the most coveted on the of things to come, being named
Founders Day, marking the anOnly one week left In which to
Miss Madison Countv Valentine in
UK campus.
niversary of the establishment of rciMsjer. cars
1934. and also serving as cheer
Sylvia was picked to wear the
UK in loG'). originated 13 year
All students with Kentucky- - licrown from a erouo of 29 con- - leaner two jeais.
aeo. Feb. 22 was the date on censed automobiles must register
110 pound queen
petite.
The
testants, who vied for the honor in
which the Kentucky General As- them at the Dean of Men's office
Friday night's judging at Me lists swimming, dancing, and golfsembly approved a bill nrtaniinu by. next Fild.iv.
morial Hall. From this croup, ing (hiuh 70s or low 8U's) as hobthe College of Agriculture and
No one will be allowed to register
seven finalists were chosen Jane bies. She also is a devotee to jazz
Mechanic Arts. This was chosen his car unless he has acquired his
V'But I m no expert. )
Brock, representing Alpha Delta
as the logical day for the celebra19"7 license plates. State deadline
Honors garnered since cominc to
Pi: Nancy Combs, Alpha Gamma
tion.
for acquiring these plates Is aUo
September, 1954 include
Delta; Su?an Haselden, Delta Delta :.UK in
The Founders Day program w as Friday.
Delta; Nancy Saufley, Kappa Kap- me tme ot Lances yucen as a
Students with cars bearing
pa Gamma; Jane Thornburg, Phi sophomore; and Queen of the
tops in established following a request by
UK's fraternity men are
plates must register these
Sigma Chi Derby in her freshman the nation scholastically for the the Board of Trustees that an apKappa Tau (DDD); Sally Weiden-hoefe- r,
propriate program be held on the cars by the date on which their
year. She was also a member third time in four years.
Phi Delta Theta (DDD),
licenses must
installed.
Fraternity scholarship here was campus annually to mark the UK 1957 fee of $2 00 will be charged
and Miss Jett, Kappa Alpha (DDD). of the Kentuckian Queen's Court
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be
anniversary.
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for
in
2.4 overall 6.90 per cent above the
From this bevy of beauties, Miss
The first such program, held in late registration.
Miss Jett has no definite plans nationwide average in state uniJett was chosen as Queen; Miss after graduation, except that "I
1945. ronsisted of an exhibit of
Haselden was named first at- may teach. for a. couple of years". versities for 1955-5This information was recently
tendant; and Miss Thornburg, Marriage? "Not for a while."
released by Col. Ralph W. Wilson,
Due to a clerical
second attendant.
She plans to visit New York this
error, Nancy Saufley was intro- - summer, and will probably work executive director of the College
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group located here in Lexington.
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Her reaction at
LSU edged UK into second place
The-ne- w
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is a native ofQUPen? -- i was surprised, and very,
in 1953-5but UK has come back
Richmond, where she attended very thrilled and pleased."
to the top for the past two" years.
Wilson said, "there has been no
precedent for such accomplishments
it simply does not seem
probable that any one state university could take, such complete
scholastic control."
"It must be a source of great
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pride to the University of Kentucky to know that its fraternities
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Associated Press "reporter Kyle Vance, recently honored by stand supreme in scholarship! . . .
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fraternities."
false check scandal in the Dept. of Economic Security, will
Four fraternities tied for first
place here at UK. with standings
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speak here Tuesday.
A
of 2.G. They were: Delta Tau
Pniild-inHis address will he at 4 p.m. 'in lloom 211, Journalism
Delta. Farmhouse, Sigma Alpha
Epsilon, and Triangle.
Scholastic standings for the past
Vance, the AP Frankfort cor-- :
semester will not be completed for
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respondent, broke the story of the
release until the end of the 30 dav
check fraud on December 10, 195G.
period during which students are
The story, the facts of which were
allowed to make up grades of "I"
hidden beneath a curtain of
or "X".
secrecy, rewaled that checks total'1V
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claimants, were cashed in October.
As a reult of the disclosure, the
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Students ran pick up I. I),
the DhMon of Unemployment.
cards all next week at the ColiJoseph J. Resing, was arrested and
seum, room 5, behind the ticket
later indicted by the Franklin Ciroffice.
cuit Court Grand jury.
Cards; ran be obtained Monday
Following the story's release,
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through Friday from 8:.'to
Vance was praised editorially by
noon and from 1:30 p.m.-5:0- 0
many newspapers throughout the
p.m., and on Saturday front
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state. a.s well a- being commended
8:30 a.m. until l'!:00 noon.
by Franklin. Circuit Judae W. B.
All students who have not had
Ardery. Ardery told the grand
Kernel Kit tie
their pictures made are to remet, "Immediately
Jury when it
Vivariou Jennifer Snow receives the honor of being this week' Kerport to the lobby of the Coliseum
before your eyes is a dhtiueuihed
nel Kutie. Jennifer is a sophomore in the College of Art and Sci.Monday. Feb- ?". from
in the
citu'in cf this city (Frankfort),
ences, and a member of Kappa Alpha lheta sorority. Iler home it lu
afternoon.
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Dr. Ben II. Black Chosen UK To Gel
Most Popular Professor
Three Plaee
by the
student body as the most popular
professor on campus.,
Willi this newly acclaimed honor.
Dr. Mack will rciim as Hex of the
March Oras dance. FYiday. March
1. The Newman Club, which spon-jiothe dance, held the yearly
contest to determine the campus'
favorite professor.

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He is teaching freshman
English, business English, Shake-sprar- e
and Romanticism.
The 43 year old professor is a
native, of Campbellsville. He re- celved his A.B. depree from UK in
1935 and later went to Harvard
University where he received his
M.A. degree in 1940. He received
his Ph.D. degree from the Uni-- 1
versity of Michigan in 1952.
His wife is assistant principal
of Henry Clay High School and
Dean of Girls. They were married
in 1942 and reside on McDowell
Road.
During World War II. Dr. Black
was a radio gunner in a test:
.squadron and flew in every kind
of bomber that the Air Force
used. He spent the last six months
hitch writing the
of his four-yehistory of the Air Force.
Dr. Black has taught ntCamp-- l
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High School and nt the University
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the Department ofers French and
Spanish during the evening.
Dr. William Schmalstieg. a Slavic
language specialist, is teaching the
Russian class. Dr. Gerhart Probst,
a Fulbright guest at UK, is instructing the German class.
All courses are three hours credit
and are offered to UK students as
well as townspeople. The classes
are held for two and a half hours
either on Monday or Wednesday
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Dr. Stanley Wall, associate dean
of the College of Agriculture and
Home Economics, announced that
will meet
Monday, Feb. 25.
This council acts as a liason between the Dean and the students.
Meeting nates ot the. various
organizations in the College are
arranged so as to present no conflict. The jar.hi.M awards ban.

College of Agriculture, is president
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merit the space reserved alongside the
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iVvigning the best airplanes to meet the
d.'ii.aiuls of the future is the challrnin"
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See jour Placement Officer today to
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management classes in the Home
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quet and convocation are included meeting in Columbus, Ohio, Feb.
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night. Dr. Douglas Srhwarz, museum director, estimated that 173
visitors, largely Lexingtonians, were present during the first hour.

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All groups interested in participating in the contest should mail
their applications to Ouida Farmer,
Box 93, UK. The application must
be postmarked not later than
March 1 and should be accom-- panied by a $5 entry fee.
Preliminary judging in the wom
en's division will take place on
Thursday, March 21. "Men's preliminaries will be. the following
night, with the finals scheduled
for Saturday, March 23.
Four groups from each division
will be selected to appear In the
final competition. Three awards
will be made. There will be two
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campus telephone probi
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months, UK Comptroller George
R. Kavanauuh announced Wednes-1
day.
Kavanaun.h said that the needed
equipment for expanding the
switchboard was ordered last Sep- )
tember. The delay is due, he said,
to the manufacturer's inability to
supply the equipment at present.
However, the equipment will be
shipped this spring, and UK will
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have a
switchboard
instead of the present two posi- DR. BEN II. BLACK
tions. This will mean another
operator on duty at all times,
Kavanaugh said.
The switchboard will also have
four more outside lines, bringing
the tctal to 30.
Holmes Hall and the Pharmacy
Building will be included in the
campus exchange. These expan- A "Sweater Swing" will be held sions are to be completed by Sep
in the Student Union Ballroom tember, Kavanaugh said.
game
after the Kentucky-Alabam- a
Saturday night. The dance will
last from 9:30 until midnight.
There is no charge for admission, but students must show their
ID cards.
Musicwill.be. furnished by Frank
Wagner and his orchestra.
Six civil engineering students and
The dance is sponsored by the an instructor left Tuesday mornStudent Union Social Committee. ing to attend the meeting of the
Students may come stag or drag.
American Society of
Civil Engineers in Jackson, Miss.
The group ircluded Leonard
Hardin. M. C. Beattie. Dandl
Veach. C. P. Kroboth, Bill Bennett
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, Suzanne Shivcly, Dayton Matlitk, antl Hevrrly Manlcy il. to r.) placed
m the Universitv's medieal center.,
in the top ten participants at the Knrky Mountain Sp.nt'ch Conffrrntc.
LITERATI; KK CAN UK SCHKA.MS !
Dr. William R. Willard. dean of
."Matlick was awardeil first place, Miss Stanley placed fourth, and .Miss
the UK C)llee!-.L3Iedie.!neiShivelv vas sii!i.
ave yon tire-?ndays of reading, davs t!;at. r.ui
"vice president of the Medical Cen- tev. declared today that the Com-- ;
happily devoted to hra'thful winter activities
ir.ore
moiiwealth urant "will be of r.reat
like skiir.i,'. tohocj'aniiij.', ;,i.d tineo taid nioiite. this
help in the vital and basic ta k
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.of planning the overall medical;
to eonie up in your lit courses.
are
program."
Two month.i nuo the Univer. ity
accepted a SLJoaJUJ jira.nt from
I he Scarlet
First place in tlic lucky Mountain Sptccli Con fen nco was 'the federal i;oernment to be Used!
to aid in the construction ot a
awaulal to a University ol Kentucky Journalism senior.
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a hear? i tMidiug1 torv of a htnn'ile r.os,,ii la
medical CiCiv.es building, the !ir.t
poor that
I'rxiitie who U
natned Hr-tdors nof
in competition with unit of the h
Dayton Matlick received top honors
dual Center. This!
have e!', ,;;..) pi eat, nor a roof to i ..ri- luu- lu ad. I'.ut.
fit participants irom 10 colleges taking part in the meet at amount h being applied towanl
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she is
hrawny
and he nrvre toniplair.; atid
the eo:t of the eoiistj-uetjoof'
Colo.
Denver,
hy r.r.d hy her patience is rewarded: in the summer of
the sciences building to increase;
1S.7J she wins a foot hall scholarship to Alabama.
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medical research facilities.
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Hester works hard and makes the varsity and win
placed in the top ten participants.
the request of CJov. A. B. Chandler.
her letter. Kveryhttdy says she is ;v shoo-i- n for
a impropriated $5,000,000 for con
Miss Stanley placed fourth and
honors, but alonjr cotnrs the War Uetween tho
Miss Shively, sixth.
struction of the sciences building.
Additional funds will be essential
States, ami football, alas, is dropped for the duration.
The topic discussed at the con
and have been pledged by Gov.
ference, held last week, was "What
Chandler for use in the building
Should Be Ahe Role of the U.S. in
of a teaching hospital and other
the Middle East?"
needed facilities:.
This was the first time the UniUK's College of Medicine was
Faculty members of the
versity of Kentucky has had enput on the dc- - formally established on June 1,
will be
tries in the Denver meet.
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iin.inv, nnrnin lino j cai iuii.il iav 1954. As the site for the nvw
Matlick who was voted the 'best students take over for another
"Libel Show."
that the meet was not a debate
Phi Delta Phi, honorary law
but a discussion. lie said, in a dis- - frntprnitu 'innnnncpH tliic (u'nolf
cussion "you have a blending proc- the event has bcen .schcduIcd
ess and the entire group is work- - tnatMa h ? and tnrU a
for
commiltce
Dr. Tojib Hadiwidjaja. dean of w-'1"- '
mg towards agreement, whereas in ha b
appointed t0 plan the the College of Agriculture, Unia debate the emphasis is on com- ov,
versity of Indonesia, will speak
petition."
introduced to the UK Law Col- - tonight to a UK team of instruclege in 1949 by Prof. A. B. McEwen, tors leaving soon for
Indonesia.
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Engidents to elaborate upon the idio- neering Contracts.
winter, and poor Hester, alas, does not have a roof over
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Still, nothing can dampen the spirits of madcap Meg,
jocular Jo, buoyant lleth, animated Amy, and crazy old
Marmee, as the merry March girls lovingly call their
lovable motheh
Well sir, one Christmas the March girls get an invitation to a ball. Hut Heth reminds the sister that they
can hardly go traipsing off and leave poor Marmee alone
at Christmas time. The .sisters swear a lot, but they
finally agree with Heth.
Marmee, however, will not hear of it. "Land's sake,
little women!" she cries. "You must go to the ball ami.
have some fun. There will be punch and ginger snaps
and confetti. Hest of all, there will be morrU dancing.
Oh, how your father and I used to love that!"
"I never knew father could dance," cries Meg.
"Oh, yeah?" cries Marmee. "You should have seen

Philip morris!"

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"The best," cries Marmee. "Philip could morris in
long size and regular and was full of natural goodiies
and fresh and firm and unfiltered too."
The girls are cheered to hear this and go to the ball.
Marmee stays home all alone, but soon gets a wonderful
surprise: Philip comes back from the war!
When the girls return from the ball, they find Marmee
and Philip niorrising, and they cry "Huzzah!" and throw
their bonnets in the air, where they are t this day.
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Apathy, Thy
Name Is College
Oner Upon a Time there was a mighty Boat,
Danieil, we shall say, Progress l?J6-."7- .
This Boat was launched from the Shore of
September, IhmiikI for a far distant Shore, one
called A Better University.

Towering this Vessel were four staunch Oarsmen,
each wielding a sturdy Oar. Each Oar was made
of. solid Mahogany, and was of the most perfect

Construction.
The muscled Oarsmen were named Zest, Enthusiasm, Ardor, and Zeal. The Oars, too, had Names.
They were called The Little Kentucky Derby,
Sunday NightLiKrary Hours, Longer Hours for
Women, and the Night Grill.
As the Boat began its Journey upon the Lake
of the University of Kentucky, the four staunch
Oarsmen were observed in perfect Harmony, as
bent his awesome Might to his Labors, in seeking
to propel the Vessel to its proposed Destination.
But now, unhappily, the Boat is practically
motionless in the midst of the Lake, while the
inexorable Sands- - of Time - continue - in their - unhurried, but relentless, Movement.
Now the Oarsmen have been replaced. In their;
Stead are reposing Four known as Lethargy, Opposition, Excuses, and Lack of Organization.
Watching the Boats Journey are Many. There
are Students, some of Whom are completely disinterested in its Fortunes, some Few of Whom are
vitally interested, and Some whose only Interest
'is in seeing One or More of the Oarsmen reach
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terests are somewhat more closely bound to the
Interests of the Vessel than are those of the casual
Observer. These include Dr. Lawrence S. Thompson and his Library Staff, whose Opposition to
the inclusion of the Oar known as Sunday Night
Library Hours may result in its being cast Overboard, never again to reappear; Vice President
Frank Peterson, who wishes to renlace the Oar
called Night Grill with One bearing the Name
of Wildcat Grill, but who may change his Opinion; the House President's Council, under the
Guidance of Harriet Hart, who wish to weigh the
Oar named Later Hours for Women with so much
Thought that it may soon become a lifeless Burden;
and the Little Derby Committee, apparently so
laden with other Problems that it has forgotten
its Protege'.
Hovering over the stagnant Scene is a large
Raven quoting, net "Nevermore," but "I told You
So," as he watches the slowly sinking Vessel.
A few Rays of Sunshine still pervade the Setting.
One of these Rays is balled Student Government
Association, which is earnestly trying to break
through the Shadow surrounding the Night Grill
and Later Women's Hours. Another carries the
name of several University Administrators Dickey,
Martin, and Others who may, and do, contribute
Moral Support, but who cannot supply all the
Impetus needed for the Successful Completion of
the Boat's Voyage.
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Needed to Break through the massive Cloud
Barrier surrounding the idle Vessel and cleanse it
of its unhealthy Oarsmen are Rays called Organized
Student Support Rays which will illuminate the
scene and enable the Interested Observers to see
the original Oarsmen are not Dead, but Dormant
Rays which will give the original Oarsmen
Strength to assume their rightful Positions, and
guide the Boat to its proper Destination, regardless of Qbstacles.

If the Boat is to fulfill its Mission and reach
the Opposite. Shore, the present Oarsmen must be
cast aside; they must be replaced with the original
Ones. If not, another Vessel will set sail in the
coming September, and again in the Next, and
the Next. Each will have to be fitted w ith the
same Oars.
This cannot be called Progress.

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Professor Black
Deserves Title

Judging Attacked

Had we been asked to name UK's Most Popular
Professor, we could hardly have thought of one
more deserving of the title than Ben Black, who

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vote, and who will reign as King Bex at the annual
Mardi Gras dance as a result.
We ran into Black while a struggling sophomore,
attempting to fight our way through the maze of
lower division requirements necessary for gradu-

ation.
One of these required courses was Romanticism.
Black took this class, composed "almost entirely of
persons who were there not through choice, but
because they had to be, and removed it from the
ranks of dreary monotony, converting it into a
very enjoyable two hours a week.
So, to lien Black, who taught us the difference
between Mickey Spillane and Rabelais; between
Rousseau and Rowdy Dan; between Cervantes
and Cecil B. DeMille, and who kept us happy
while doing it, we say Congratulations. They
couldn't have made a wiser selection.

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