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Scholarship's problems
sparks mining debate

Dilemma: Two needs,
one Robinson Forest

g1 Joe Anderson
SUMMER EDITOR

The financial troubles faced by a
popular scholarship program have
led UK officials to discuss expanded
strip mining in Robinson Forest.
UK’s research forest.

The Robinson Trust scholars pro-
gram. which provides scholarships to
Eastern Kentucky students whose
parents have never been to college. is
quickly running out of money. The
program will have financial problems
by 2005 and could go broke by 2010.
said Jack Blanton. senior vice presi-
dent of administration. Low coal
prices and poor market condition fu-
eled the shortfall.

About five percent of the en-
dowed scholarship is being used up
each year to support the program. As
a result. President Lee Todd and
Grady Stumbo. a UK trustee. dis-
cussed the possibility of strip mining
in the central. contiguous block of
Robinson Forest during a recent East
Kentucky Leadership Conference in
Ashland. The tract is one of the
largest unbroken forests in the state.

The forest also contains the
largest block of unmined coal east of
the Mississippi. with 97 million tons
of coal, according to studies.

The woods
Santana-em
hangseeerllelheon
mutant”

The sawmill and
maintenance area
of Robinson Forest
is surrounded by
the tree-lined
ridges which
characterize the

region.

PHOTOS MED

Robinson Forest is divided into two
sections. Blanton said. The outer.
5.000acre section is mined to support
the Robinson scholarships. The inner.
10.000-acre area was designated under
state and federal law as “lands unsuit-
able for mining." and has not been
mined to support the program --— yet.

Blanton said the idea of mining
the inner tract is a very contentious
one. “Mining in the main block is a
very, very controversial issue." he
said. “There are powerful groups that
feel very strongly. on both sides."

Blanton said the “lands unsuit-
able for mining“ designation cur-
rently prevents any mining in the in-
ner tract. and that he does not know
how it could be removed. “It would
be a very long and complicated
process." Blanton said.

Erik Reece. an English professor
who is organizing a summer writing
program in the forest. said UK should

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find another solution. “The whole is-
sue is set up as an either/or situation.
which is not really what it is." he said.
“If mining is the only way to get monv
ey for the program. that‘s pretty
unimaginative thinking."

The first generation of Robinson
scholars. 138 students. just finished
their freshman year in college. Due to
financial constraints. however. only 29
new students were selected this year.

Brad Goan oversees the scholar-
ships. “It's important to find a way for
it to continue." Goan said. “Coal min-
ing is one of several possibilities."

Reece said mining is a poor solu-
tion to the financial troubles. “The
forest is a jewel in the university's
crown; it should be treated that way.
and not as a raw resource." he said.

Blanton said the administration
has no immediate plans to mine the
inner tract. but the idea remains a

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By Holly McIntosh
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

Classes don‘t start until
August 28. but many incom-
ing UK freshmen began ar-
riving on campus this week.
On Monday. 279 incoming
freshmen attended the first
of 11 Freshman Advising
Conferences. which will
bring over 3000 new students
to campus this summer.

The conferences are a
two-day. mandatory event
organized by the Registrar's
Office to answer questions
about college life and help
new students prepare for
their first semester.

During the conference.
incoming freshmen hear‘
from faculty. staff. students
and administrators. getting
information about acade-
mics. Greek life. study habits.
health services. housing.
food. student government
and more. They also take
placement tests. get student
ID cards and register for

their first semester of classes.

At the end of the first
day. students and their par-
ents can stay in Patterson
Hall overnight to get a brief.
first-hand dorm experience.

One incoming freshman.
Noelle Bertram. said while
the conference is a bit long
and dense with information.
she is more excited about
coming to UK and knows a
lot more about campus.

Another incoming fresh»
man. James House. said. “it
really helps you become fa-
miliar with UK and see that
it‘s not such a scary place."

His mother. Terry House.
said it is a great idea. and
even made her want to take
classes at UK.

“The conference repre-
sents what UK is really all
about." said University Reg-
istrar Don Witt. “It takes
everyone from food. acade-
mics. housing. billing. finan-
cial aid and others to make
sure that they go well."

Witt said he already has

sconusmnsn I "autism:

Jetf Powell, a business management senior, gives a campus tour to
a prospective student and his lamlly during an advising conference.

a good feeling about this
year's incoming freshman
class from the first two con-
ferences. On the first day. 96
percent of students regis-
tered for the conference at-
tended it. and 95 percent of
registered students showed
up for the second confer-
ence. Last year's best atten-
dance rate was 92 percent.
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large that some of the con
ference staff. who typically
stay in the residence hall
with students. gave up their
rooms so more incoming
students could stay in the
residence hall.

Witt said he is looking
forward to a large. strong
and diverse freshman class
and an excellent group of
students.

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It was a sunny. cloudless day in
summery Orlando town the kind
of weather that makes you want to
whistle a round 11f “Zippity [ion [)a."
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happened to be ambling through the
land of said time's origin Disney
World. the happiest place 1111 Earth. I
was young and carefree. merrily
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bird pooped on me

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person. A twist 11f f1'1te’ A wicked for 111 of poeti1 justice" Ill
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mice. I was the kid who got crapped 1111.

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years. I've gone back to central Florida to visit him and his
friends on a few (1c13s111ns and I‘ve been lucky enough to avoid
any more 'wasted‘ exper:.ien1es so to speak. It's always been

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summer season

I may or may not have bought one.

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feature 1,1111 11 Stitch. opening tomorrow to millions 11f delight-
ed fans. New Disney movies are always a reason to get excited.
as you usually only get one per year. and they're often good
little flicks.

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becausm w'eir 1111 a collegec campus here. (e1tainly there 1111111
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you w ho 1 I 11111 11111 to 1njoy a good 88 minute showcase of old
Wall's magic. I invite you to consider the idea that you don't
know what you‘re talking about.

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Mermaid. You know you've got a clamsbell VHS (if that at
home. Disney gave us The Lion King one of the highest
grossing films of all time. And they gave us The Hunchback of
Notre home. which I hear really impressed one guy living in
Sacramento.

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Arabian adventures 11f the 111isun1lerstood street rat. the
mistreated young princess and the mischievously comical
genie will forever be the brightest jewel in their cinematic
crown.

It must have been the costume guy that made it my fa—

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, 1992. a1‘1‘11111panie1l by my 11111111. my brothers. and my aunt
' Stacey But our group 11f live got larger ten minutes before
the pl‘eVleWs. 11s a real-life Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
approached us to discuss the film and encourage our pur»

chase of more drinks from the concession stand. My 11-

year-old mind was wowed at the fact that I was meeting the
’ Aladdin. face to face. I asked him if I could ride his carpet.
()K. s11 I wasn't that dumb. But regardless. Disney had
made its magic known once more. And naysayers. in my
opinion. are Just trying to hide their secret love for Abu

So newcomer Stitch has some big sandals to fill. Judging
from the hundreds of commercials interrupting my nightly
Disney (‘hannel viewing. the little blue guy‘s film won't have
the ensemble cast 11f previous pictures. It Will instead try to
put the burden of comedy. seriousness and Elvis imperson-
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Hawaiian girl I,1lo is an interesting enough character. but
seems a bit one-dimensional to begin with. She loves pretty
puppies and surfing. And that‘s about it.

But that‘s all speculation. and you can rarely get an
accurate reading 11f films from their TV promos. And though
the prerelease hype is there. and all early reports are favor-
able. the 111agic must be proven in the theater. I'm confident
that it will be. Disney rarely steers me wrong.

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Noah. who's making his first trip to the Magic Kingdom th1s
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