xt766t0gv96z https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt766t0gv96z/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19581113 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, November 13, 1958 text The Kentucky Kernel, November 13, 1958 1958 2013 true xt766t0gv96z section xt766t0gv96z 15 Christmas Seal Candidates Nominated
Fifteen UK students have been and Triangle; Jtrkle Toolll, Royd
selected as contestants in the Miss HalL
Christmas Seal
contest, which
Ann Woodward. XO. KA and
starts tomorrow on campus.
ATO; rcKy OlrruMead. DUD. SN.
The annual contest, sponsored by and FiKA: Margaret Wyse. DZ.
LexinRton-Fayett- e
the
County PKT. and Farm House; Oretta
Tuberculosis Association, is design- Hode, Holmes Hall; Janice Troop.
ed to interest University students Jewell Hall; Nancy Iowe. KAT.
to contribute to the campaign.
LXA; and TSK; Marilyn Muc.
Contestant are Laura Lee Vry. KU. SAE and TKE.

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Sludent will receive Chrlstmav
SeaU and ballot by mall lomor
row. I'.aeh atadent may tote for
".MN Chritma
hl cholre for
Seal" by rontributinf a dollar U
the Tuberruloi AKlatlon.

Turner. ZTA,

Tlie contest will clw at midrepresenting; Ann.
I.ucy Alexander. KKO. KS and night. Doc. 18. Tlie winner will bs
and
riT,
TCI); Dee Dee Leet. AC.D. ACK ZHT; Phyllis Laffrrty. Kcenrl.ind gien a trophy by the TU
and SX; Nancy Foter, AXDrsrr ITall; Sue
Robinson. Pattersin Hon.

Hall; Mona Fa ye
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

UK's 15 NOMINEES TOR "MISS CHRISTMAS SEAL"

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Vol. L

LEXINGTON, KY., THURSDAY, NOV.

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No. 31

UK Debaters Win
Match With Oxford"
By MEREDA JEAN DAVIS

The UK debate team won a 2
decision over the Oxford University
debaters Tuesday night.
An overflow crowd at the Guig-nTheatre heard two sides to the
question of banning further development of nuclear weapons by
international agreement. UK defended the negative and Oxford
the affirmative.
Thomas Griffiths, Oxford, said
an international agreement should
be made that would prevent nuclear development by any nation.
"France is not so inclined to the
western world because of her colony entanglements
if she begins
the development of nuclear weapons, she may swing to tlie side of
the Soviet Union," he stated.
"The western world would not
stand a chance in a nuclear war . . .
Soviet Union has more troops . . .
the idea that any war could be
limited to the use of tactical weapons is terribly naive," he argued.
Brian Walden, Griffiths' partner
in the debate, continued the defense for banning all nuclear testing by arguing that the Soviet
Union would not use "clean, tactical weapons in war Russia has
a very effective dirty bomb and
she would not be so hesitant in
using it."
"Thinking is more muddled on
the question of war than any other
thing," Walden continued. "If we
fight any major war with Russia,
it is going to be a war of extermination. Scientists are capable of
going further in the development
of nuclear weapons.
"When both sides have reached
a balance of power, there is a
balance of terror. America has not
shaped her military policy to win
a war against Soviet Russia," he
stated.
Tex Fitzgerald, UK, argued that
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Council, is shown with Dave
Avniis Haws, adviser to the Inter-DorLarry Iloffmeier, presidential candidates for the council,
Bauer and
and George Ganter and Bob Scott, vice presidential candidates.
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Inter Dorm Council
--

Elections Are Today
The president and vice president
Residence Halls
the Men's
Governing Council will be elected
today.
Willis IIaw, student adviser to
the council, announced the elections will be held from 10 a. m.
to .5:30 p. m. in Bowman Hall
lounge. At 5 p. m. an election
booth will be moved to Donovan
Hall. Voting will be by ID card
only.
Presidential candidates are Larry Hoffmeir and ' Dave Butler.
Iloffmeier, a sophomore Ag major
served as chief Justice of the dorm
of

....

council last year. He is from Butler
and a member of Pershing Rifles.
Butler, a freshman from Hamilton, Ohio, is a graduate of KMI.
He is a phyics major and a Kappa
Sig pledge.

George Ganter and Bob Scott
are candidates for vice president.
Ganter served on the inter-dorm

year. A commerce
council last
he is a
major studying pre-Iamember of Phi Sig fraternity and
Alpha Phi Omega. He is Com
w,

Frankfort.
Bob Scott, from Hickman
on Page 8

Coun-Continu- ed

"Who hath not proved how feebly wordi essay to fix one spark of
beauty's heavenly ray?" We agree with Loid Byron: no word are
needed to describe this week's Kernel Sweetheart. She Is l.indA
Thompson, a freshman dramatic arts major from Lexington.

25 College Unions
Meet Here Today
The Ninth Annual Region IV
Conference of the Association of
College Unions will be sponsored
here by the UK Student Union
Board today through Saturday.
Approximately 110 students and
staff members representing 25
colleges and universities from nine
states will be present
States represented are Alabama,
Florida. Georgia. Kentucky. North
Carolina. South Carolina. Tennessee. Virginia, and Louisiana.
The purpose of the conference is
to exchange ideas between college unions,
programs
between unions, stimulate interests
in college union activities, study
philosophies of college union programs, and improve operations of
the regional organization.
The keynote address, "Look to
the Future." will be given by C.
Shaw Smith, regional adviser, who

End To SuKy's Homecoming Role Asked
Panhellenic Council, the
sororities'-- governing body, has
recommended that sponsorship
of Homecoming be taken away
from SuKy and assumed by
Student Congress.
The council's recommendation
was made yesterday in a letter to
Student Congress and the Kernel.
The letter pointed out several
weaknesses in this year's program,
sponsored by SuKy, student pep
organisation.
A controversy
arose prior to
Judging cf both the Homecoming

queen and decoration contests. It
was alleged that Chi Omega sorority, winner of the decoration contest, had used professional help In
building their display.
A Cht Omega member, also a
member of SuKy, was charged with
attempting to influence voting in
the queen contest Jto favor a Chi
Omega contestant.
Jan Oover, Panhellenic president, said the dispute involving
Chi Omega and five other sororities had been settled privately at
a recent meeting of the council.
Panhellenic letter stated
The
that "It Is our policy to evaluate

all campus activities in which our
groups participate. After the most
recent disturbances
over Homecoming, we felt that a more critical
evaluation of the event was In
order.
The letter gave these six reasons
"that were evident to us as weaknesses In the organization of SuKy
In the planning of this year's
Homecoming."
1. Lack of unity in the group, including lack of a common goal
2. Lack of balance in membership.
2. Lack of communication between SuKy
and Homecoming

participants.
competant leadership.
body
5. Not giving the student
opportunity to voice opinion or
reconynendation.
6. Not having a clear understanding of rules and regulations
as set up by the organization itself.
"Due to these reasons." the letter
concluded, "it Is the Panhellenic
Council's recommendation that all
events of Homecoming be taken
over by Student Congress, because
it is more representative of the
student body at large."
4. Lack of

is director of the Davidson College
Student Union. Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain, UK vice president, will
welcome the delegates.
Gerald T. Erdahl. director of
College
Union. North Carolina
State College, will speak at a banquet at 5 p. m. Friday. His topic
will be "Hie Quick and the Dead."
Following the banquet, the delegates will be the guests of the
University at the Fred Waring
show in the Coliseum.
A series of 12 topics selected
by student union directors in the
region will be discussed in group
sessions Friday. Among the topics
for discussion are the value of
student opinions and student interest polls, the role of the college union on a college campus,
and the value of expanding the
union program with unique ideas
and "gimmicks" for publicity and
decoration.
The conference planning committee is composed of the UK
Student Union
Board and four
formers
board members.
Jack
Tuttle, Joanne
Zuverink. Joan
Brown, and Barbara Pickett
The regional officers are :" Paul
Adamson, chairman. Auburn; Harvey Jefferson.
vice
chairman,
Florida A&M; Dave Page, arrangements chairman, UK; and Barbara
Pickett, secretary-treasure- r,
UK.

Yearbook Prices
Go Up Monday
The 1959 Kentuckian may be
purchased at the price of IS until
Nov. IS, after which the price
will go up to $6.

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Artist To Speak
To Art Club
Iron Oolub. rrsWltnt. pointer at
Indiana University, will ?irnk
tlio
rbout the "Inconoldiy of
meeting
Tnlntfr" at the Art Club

Friday.
professional artist, lie has had
ene-ma- n
exhibitions nt the InContemporary Arts, Lonstitute of
don; Indiana University; Pasadena
Art Institute; Purdue University;
rnd Artists Gallery, New York.
He has taught evening division
classes in
art at Northwestern
University,
Illinois Institute of
Technology, Contemporary
Art
Workshops, Chicago; and Wright
nt

p. m.

Junior College.
The artist will meet with the

13, 19.18 -

Infirmary

Debaters To Atleinl
Carolina Forensic

Thursday:

UK debaters will attend two deAdmitted: Susan Freeman.
bate tournaments this week.
Dismissed Bob Cult on.
Michael Drown, Tex Fitzgerald. Friday:
Omicron Delta Kappa, senior
I)( no Curris and Kichard Roberts
Dismissed : S u s a n Freeman, men's leadership fraternity, has
will participate in the Carolina Charles Daniels, Ronald Ooebel
established a set of cash awards
Foten.vics at the University of and Tommy Simpson.
for distinguished work appearing
South Carolina.
Saturday:
in Stylus, campus literary magaLesley Decker, Ronald Tolly.
Adimitted: Elizabeth Ebley. Bet-ti- e zine, totaling $100.
Lowell Thomas, and Henry Ilawkcn
Renaker and John Vander-poo- l.
With the addition of the ODK
will debate at Purdue University.
prant to awards already existing,
Dr. Gilford Blyton will attend the
Dismissed: Larry Oibson, Robert prose and poetry writers for the
Purdue meet.
Larson and John Vandcrpool.
magazine now stand to receive as
Both debates will be Friday and Monday:
much as $30 for a single story,
Saturday. UK did not attend either
Admitted: Isabella Lycon. Slier-ry- e essay or poem.
of these tournaments last year.
Wilson, Phyllis Blair and Mel-vi- n
The grant also provides for a
Ashby.
$25 prize to be given to the artisU
Dismissed: Elizabeth Ebley and
Combs
whose work published In Stylus is
Bettie Renaker.
concerned distinguished by the cdi- Law Club Meet
At
:

Tuesday:
Admitted: Sirous Game, Ruth
Ann Oliver, Sally
Hudson and
Anne Richards.
Phyllis Blair and
Dismissed:

Shenye Wilson.

Wednesday:
Admitted: George Kyle, Henry
Yonts and Heather Conn.
Dismissed: Ruth
Ann Oliver,
Isabella Lycon and Melvin Ashby.

Congressional Fellowships
Offered Political Scientists

HEATERS!

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Congressional Fellowships for tists.
1959-6- 0
The 1959-.5- 0 program will be the
for political scientists and
journalists have been announced seventh year the American Politiby The American Political Science cal Science Association has sponsored the Congressional Fellowship
Association.
Each .winner receives a $4,500 Program. Nearly 70 Fellows have
been in Washington under the
stipend, most of which is
plus traveling expenses, program.
stay in Washfor a nine-monApplications must be submitted
ington to work as a staff member by February 15, 1959. Application
in the office of a Senator, House blanks and further information
Member, or Congressional Com- may be obtained from The Amerimittee.
can Political Science Association,
Besides .their practical working 1726 Massachusetts Avenue, X. W.,
experience in Congress, Fellows are Washington 6, D. C.
introduced to Washington and
Congress through an "orientation
program" arranged by the associa- WIDt
tion. They will also meet with a
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.. Fellowships - are - available
political scientists and political
WED., THURS., NOV.
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"Voice In The Mirror"
23 to 35 who have had advanced
Julie London .
Richard Egcn
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nation-wid- e
compe- ence. After a
Also
tition, final selection cf the win- ners is made by an Advisory Com- "Wee Geordie"
mittee composed of members of
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both parties in Congress, Washington journalists and political scien
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trial basis.
Manuscripts for the fall issue of
Stylus will be received until the
Nov. 15 deadline. The magazine i.s
scheduled to appear on campus
about
mid-Decemb-

er.

Speaks

Bert

"IN-CA-

torial board of the magazine.
The ODK awards will be in effect lor the next two years on a

Bert Combs, Democratic candiSenior Seminar In a "bull session"
date for governor, spoke to memJn the University Art Gallery at
bers of Phi Alpha Delta, law fra2 p. m.
ternity at a luncheon meeting in
the Kentuckian Hotel' Wednesday.
Outlook 31?m1ers
In his talk on the practice of
law, he told of his experiences as
To Meet. Tonight
a young lawyer and warned of the
pitfalls young lawyers
Members of Campus Outlook ut common
face.
psked to meet at 6:30 p. m. in
Room 211 of the Journalism Building for Kentuckian pictures.

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Links Meets Tonight

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Links, junior
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The Unions Convene
The ninth annual Hegion 4 (Southeastern, Student Union Conference is
being held here today through Saturdaythe first time the conference
lias met at the University. This year's
conference theme is "Look to the
Future."
The student unions at colleges
throughout the nation do much to
promote the general welfare of students. On our own campus, the Union
is regarded as one of the more active
organizations by the students and
University administration alike. Proof
of the latter's feelings is obvious in its
plans to enlarge the SUB in the near
future.
UK's Student Union, through the
versatility of its governing board,
takes a great active part iu campus

novated that gala bit of entertainment, the "Gold Diggers' Ball." The
annual Hanging of the Greens, the
biggest production staged in the SUB,
iVinade successful through the hardworking help of the Union members.
However, not only the big events
are given a boost by the Union. It

also sponsors many daily services for
the students. This is quite evident to
anyone who has seen the notices of
jam sessions, dance lessons, informal
discussions, and so forth on the campus bulletin boards.
It is a privilege for the University
to be host to a gathering of representatives from other student unions
as meritable as our own. As the conference delegates "look to the future,"
they may justifiably pause and "look
feelto the past" with a
ing of accomplishment.

doings.

several of the
dances and last year it in
all-camp-

well-deserve-

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GURNEY NORMAN

line of the
nieaked into tire
alumni and student tea. The police were
hot alter
in'' . for vou see. he wore no
tie and it was Homecoming.
Irving sloocl in the long, gray line a
finally the E
vciy long time until
irv. There weie
Checjuer came into
several hmk minutes o standing aiouml
;unong the intimate' little group "1 V""
and students, u t at last liing
was 'brought laTc- lo face with the lady
who introduced him to the lady who introduced him to the l. Chequer.
"1 his is Mi, Irving Smith.' the lady
paid as she courtsied, and the llx Checjuer
paid. "Why yes. Mr. Smith, glad to have
you back. Why, 1 remember vou. You're
the Smith who ran for student governand almost
ment in
"My name is Sniythe, Ex, and I flunked
cuta this plate in VJ 10," Irving said, and
when they shook, hands Irving pulled
h."
- the hairs on hisicrisrand made him
lett-pu'oi-

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On went Irving down the reception
line. There were many, many people to
thake hands with standing there, all with
chest out and chin in and feet apart at
a
angle. T hey all called Irving
Mr. Smith. Schmidt, Smittz or Smithey,
and not once did they get his name right,
idl of which irritated living no little bit.
Their hands were of varjing tvpes.
kome thin, scaly or sweaty, and once, alter
Irving had withdrawn his hand fiom the
clutch of a little old lady whose hand h it
choplcts ol moisiuie on his own, he was
Jorccd to pull out his led bandanna and
wipe oil his hand. .
lint soon living was again lost in the
intimate little gioup ol 7), and all w.is
calm and buy with convc isation. Then
living spied the idle dimcnt table, alar
ell in a noiiluily dilution, and he immediate lv sii out on loot in said direction.
"This vheie )a' stive lea, huh? Cot any
tea"-- Cimme some lea." living said, loudly
enough to i.iuc heads to tuin, and he
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Engineers Storm The Newsroom
Engineer Ronald Stewart, left foreground,
writer of letters threatening to flog the
Kernel staff to death with slide rules,
stormed the Journalism Tluilding Tuesday
morning, accompanied by engineers
Lionel Trais, left center, and Norman

Cravens. Alter a pitched batile, during
which the Kernel stalf fought off the
slide rules with paste pots and art
gum, both sides withdrew' to map out
plans for their next encounter. Witnesses
said the fracas ended in a tie.
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Irving evaded the campus police and

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took out his. red bandanna and made it
into a napkin about his neck. He picked
up a tiny tup,' dropped it and broke olf
the handle, picked it iq again and asked
lor tea.
"We haven't any tea. sii. but this punch
i. mighty
"No lea? said living. "No tea at a
Tea? How ridiculous. This isn't a l'unth.
vou know. Ridit here, on this sign, it
I
savs, "Alumni T ea," and by damn,
want some TEA."
Pul the lady explained that at teas
punch is served, and that theie was no
such social lunction as a punch, and that
if Irving wanted some refreshments, he
would just have to lake punch or do
without. So Irving took a tup, started to
think, then gasped; and fairly shouted: "A
hair! A hair in my plinth."
It was too ninth for Irving. First, no- body could get his name straight, and
then the lady had gotten sweat-on-hand, anil now tea wasn't even being
served and what was being served was
all hairy.
In anger, Irving pushed people out of
the way, vaulted on top of the serving
table, knocking over the punch bowl and
sending iie tubes down the front of
Homecoming Queen, 1909, and causing
much distui haute, over which he had to
veil loud and long to be heard: "It II me. Is anvbody enjo)ing this?"
There were murmurs, then a voice, and
then in unison, "No, tome to think of

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"Isn't this pretty sill)?" Irving shouted.
"Yes," tame the leply.
Well, the lest was easy, Irving quitkly
organied the intimate little group of 7()
into lour teams, aimed them all with
gillon of punch and cookies, and time
lollowt cl the wilde st, su ingingest Homecoming mike iu all the rich history of
the school, and tveivonc had such
a
gocnl time that living was pieseuttc! will)
an honoiaiy dotloi'h degitc.
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* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, TIiuimI. Nov. It.

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Kfrnrl Demolition

DAN MILLOTT

December.

There are several iactors which
could effect the size of a party's
vote next week: The type of race
v.ill have a big effect on the voter
turnout, as there should be wider
interest in races which have sev- nal candidates. Another kind of
r.ce which would draw wide in- tu-esis one in which an SC in- cumbeht is being challenged by a
t

f.n, Jl.J mmKOP
ill.lllKV
Did last spring's election

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thai

amniuons mis
.nrlnr. Anvone of several candi- dates running this fall could have
his eye on the spring conventions.
However, when the parties ptcK
their nominees next SDr ne. neither
of them will have a ready-mad- e
presidential candidate. Conceivably
the next SC president and vice
president could be someone not in
the assembly now someone who is
making a bid this fall,
have presidential

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jm n snon ai.Tsmfffabulous
.

exhibition of IntuiHon that resulted in a very effec- Hvf bomb raid, the IMowum To- nas aveiopea the new

no - It - loursclf

u"l"Trarmra
womb-K-

This bomb kit has been made
to suit the typical college student
in PVprv wav. It is lieht and rasilv
portable. Most important of all,
Its parts are simple enough so
that even the person who has be- pi
come Scotch by consumption, on
1
oCllOOl I
a Saturday, will have no trouble in
.
.
assembling the little gem himself.
i
rti
I3C I lllCJjf fcllCCl In fart, in years to come it will
.
rrobahlv herome known as the
KUlle .m
w.ifo
"typical bomb kit for the typical
Ion!?er be evaluated separately by
the state committee of the South- - collcRe student.
'
cm Association of Colleges and
A word is in order for the one
.,
.
,
u ,.1C
CnA,nr,, 0,,
t
closed yesterday.
this new development." This man
Dr. Morris Cicrley, chairman of is Dr. Fenimore Sneaker who. is
the committee, said, "We can no on the research committee of the'
longer justify handing in two l' Blowum Tobitts Co. Sneaker'
ports for the schools, as they are graduated from State Penn in
judged by the same standards and 1939 with a first degree in nuclear!
must pay the same dues."
safecracking.
on me issue was unani- The vote
Dr. Sneaker has worked for none
mous.
but the best since he got out of1
The state committee will hand in school. The Mafia and the Black
its report to the Southern As- - Shirts of Italy commended him,
Mnu-Maas did
of
Ration at its annual convention highlj. when hethepresented them
Africa
Dec.
in Louisville.

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The fourth

nn1 final
'MCA Ieailershtp Trainir

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with explosive wiuhr.td.s for thrir
tonufit
Kiam will lr hrM at 7
in the .Social Itimin of thr FA', fl.
I)r- Snrakrr Ur
In a modrt
A panel
It
will
bungalow with hU wife .1,.. .,., i..,,.of
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Irml.l.n ......r...
,)r- Sneaker Mill has a lnC rareer
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l- "of ,,im having Juot rrlr- - ;.uin to
of lr.u!er
hf1
rolri
his 31st birthday. The Sreat ship alter ml lose.
j
Taking part on the program ar:
Bll
rora
Pr. Steadman H.Kbv. p.i.s'. r of tho
plrte lark of
Thc
(,WUI" Tobitts Co. owns Pirt Meth.Hlist Chunh: J Van
,,s ris0 from comparative oh( ui it v Meter Alforil.
l.i'er;
to complete oblivion largely to the I. Hoy Miles, president of thFirt
ci ions oi ur. sneaker.
National IVv?ik and Tru' Co ntal
So you can see for yourself, Col. HntxMt Haui;iton.
AUtOl'C.
typical college students, a do-it- yourself-ki- t
with a background
such as this is bound to Ih a it wtu!d make ' line
,,y.
f
success. It comes m all Iy League one wl;o
to k.'I
c.oini:
ti
colors, with or without filter tips. Thanksitn in,- tuikey. Wi v tio'
Iit
ll:,s built-i- n
miklncs.
to carve th tur;ev ul.en
"i
'il
Hypnlermically Fpraklnn. II m
pi
him a pa 1
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Ah. rnllruf drive and Invrntivr- nc5s have led to another new de- -

This week the Campus and Stu.
par
im hUh ,,,r
preparation for the Nov. 19
in
Conrress primary.
Unlike In past years the two
ratios atll nnmlnntP IhHr randi- rates by popular vote rather than
ly caucus. This change in itself
brings about still another outlook
rn the camDus political scene,
What it will mean is more gen- ual interest .in the nominees of
the parties.
Both parties will put on a big
elfort to get a big vote next
Wednesday. Because the primary
ly.
open to all students, it might
te interesting to watch the com- r native total vote for each party
in each college.
iexi weeks primary could pro- .
v.de a preview of the compara- live strength of the two parties
when they oppose each other in

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any trend of strength? Decidedly
il did. The Campusites ran strongest in Engineering and Commerce,
while the Students ran very well
in Ag and Home Ec and Arts and
Science. The Education College
was pivotal last May. Donna Law-se- n
of the Students' Party won out
by 3G votes. A comparison of the
primary