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LEXINGTON', KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, AUGUST

TENNIS TOURNEY

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SOCIAL WORK

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NEW SERIES NO.

Ab Kirwan To Be One Of

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Found Rolin Doubles Tilts
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By Dr. Waller

For Trained
Workers

TEAMS MAY REGISTER
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Professor Darnhart

Designs New Booklet

Pamphlet Entitled 'Going To
College' Is Ready For
Distribution

Transylvania Head

"Going to College." an illustrated,
general information booklet concerning the organization, requirements, living conditions, activities,
and general cultural activities at
the University, has Just come from
the press and is available to prospective students and others interested in the opportunities afforded
at the school.
This is the fourth edition of
"Going to College" and the cover
and layout for this latest edition
was designed by Raymond Barn-haof the Department of Art.
Detailed
information regarding
courses, and copies of the University catalogue, the University picture book, the current radio book
let as well as the new edition of
"Going to College" may be secured
by addressing the University of
Kentucky, Lexington.

"In the University of Kentucky,
the people of the state have an institution they may look on with
pride. Under Dr. Frank L. McVey,
it has become one of the leading
universities of the country."
That was the opinion expressed
by Dr. .Richard Henry Crossfield.

34 verses of
lines each. Here the poet revealed the amount of income from
these vorses. He sold six of them
to popular magazines for a total of
eighty-fou- r
dollars.
Sold Three Stories
Before leaving Europe he sold
three stories to one of the leading
weekly magazines for $500 each.
Mr. Stuart said he received $2,000
from the Guggenheim award and
it was from these sources that he
was able to make the trip.
Continuing
his discussion
of
countries he visited, the poet said.
"I very much dislike to hear the
Scottish people called stingy, because under the circumstances in
that country it is impossible for
them to be extravagant. There are
only five vegetables grown and one
of these is tomatoes, which have
to be grown in a hot house.
"Lady Astor," he said, "was a
splendid person and could keep up
with the best golfers of her age."
Especially interesting to him when
he visited her large mansion, with
its 400 hundred rooms, was the
modern dairy barn with modern
equipment and highbred cattle.

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chestra.
The cool, beautiful surroundings
of the New Student Union ballroom.
The poignant senluncnt of a
final dance.
These three factors promise to
make the last da.nce of the Session,
to be held from 9 to 12 o'clock Saturday night, the most successful
and enjoyable of the summer.
Saturday night will be the final
opportunity for Summer students
to enjoy an evening of dancing in
training."
the lovely Union ballroom.
new department at the UniThe
"Smoke" Richardson and his orversity will give orientation courses
for undergraduates and a curricu- chestra will be remembered as the
lum of technical graduate courses musicians who plnycl for the first
meeting the standards of the Am- two dances of the Summer School.
erican Association of social work- They are considered one of the
outstanding colored orchestras of
ers.
Central Kentucky.
As in the past dances, the admission Saturday night will be 25 cents
a person.

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Lafferty Hall Furnishes
Pleasant Home For UK Law Students

Ultra-Mode-

From Texas
She came to the University in
1937
from Denton, Texas, where
she had been associate professor
of sociology at Texas state college
for women since 1935.
Previous to that she had been
director of local criminal research
at the University of Chicago; and
assistant professor of sociology in
charge of social work training at
Macalaster college, St. Paul, Minn.
She is active in various organizations of sociological research.
Field Expanded
In his recommendation for the
establishment of the department,
President McVey said that "the
field of social work has been materially expanded by the enactment
of legislation which provides for
old age pensions, the care of children .and the enlargement of state
functions in the field of delinquent
persons. The need for well trained
individuals who can fit into this
work is very great and it is unquestionably tbe duty of the University to make provision for their

Happy To Be Back

DR.

JESSE ADAMS

URGES ATTENDANCE

of President
the recommendation
McVey,
the University board of
trustees has recently established a
department of social work in the
College of Arts and Sciences.
Dr. Vivien M. Palmer, assistant
professor of sociology at the University, a graduate of the University
of Chicago who holds an M A. degree from Co'.umbia and a Ph.D.,
from the University of Chicago,
has been named head of the new

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However. Program For Banquet In Lafayette Hotel
Ballroom Is Not
Complete

Summer Orchestra

trained social workers, and upon

the two days he wrote

At Annual Commencement Dinner;

To Give Concert

Lauds UK, McVey

newly appointed head of Transylvania college, in a recent interview.
Dr. Crossfield came to Lexington
last Tuesday from Birmingham,
Ala., to assume the office of president of Transylvania.
MrVEYS ON VACATION
President and Mrs. McVey left
Lexington Saturday for a vacation
tour of the New England States.
They plan to return to the University shortly before the opening
of the fall term.

Poet Relates
Kentucky Plough-Bo- y
His Experiences Of European Travel

This
Week's

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Orientation Courses, Graduate Technical Work
Flanned

Beginning this afternoon at 4
o'cWk and, extending through the
last week of the summer session,
the first round robin doubles tournament will pet underway.
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The tournament is being spon-fireby Dr. Walter Jennings, who
will award the trophies to the winAb Kirwan
Grid
ning double players.
Lee Powers
will act as tournament manager.
Qf .
Has
Althoucn all participants will be
elieible as late as Friday. August 12.
many teams have already signed
up according to an announcement
From one end of Kentucky to the
mde late last night.
Doubles who have signed up for other, football faiw arc uniting
behind a young Kentuckian who.
the tournament include: Smith
this fall, is beginning his first seaRuffncr; Young Row; Downing-Raglsnson as head football coach of the
;
HarriWildcats.
;
son Wool ridpe;
Turner-King- ;
;
He is Ab Kirwan, who captained
the Wildcats in 1925 and who was
Tlie winning team will be selected graduated in the class of 1926 after
a reputation as an
on the basis of the number of establishing
ranics won during the tournament outstanding football player and stuwhich will end August 20th. Mat- dent. Later he received his law deches will be played every aftfrnoon gree at the Jefferson School of
Law at Louisville, his home city.
during the tournament.
Coached At Manual
Tlie men's tournament will be
opened to all men students now
While in the law school, Kirwan
enrolled at the University except began coaching football at Louisvarsity players and those who have ville Male high school, later bewon a tournament within the last coming
head football coach at
five years, to all state and federal Louisville Manual.
His success as
employee and to all local residents a coach at both the Louisville
over 30 years "of age.
schools was so marked that when
Tlie women s lourna ment will be Bernie Shively was made athletic
open without restrictions.
Varsity director at the University, his first
players and winners of tournaments official act was to name Kirwan
ithm the last five years also are head football coach of the Wildcats.
barred in the doubles competition.
The young Kentuckian took over
The brother doubles team of Walter and Rienzi Jennings, the form- his duties here last spring. He dier a member of the University fac- rected the spring football practice
ulty, won the tennis tournament and has toured the entire state
making speeches before civic clubs
Saturday afternoon at the UniverWildcat Boaster
sity court.s by defeating R. W. Har- - and organizing
of building up
i clubs in the interest
ri'nn a'd Chra'lc Wxildridee,
support
lne University athletic
t 2. in the finals.
teams.
High Hopes
With Kirwan at the helm, alumni
and other friends of the University
have high hopes of Kentucky taking its proper place in the realm
in the South. Coach
E. Adams, of athletics
Summer Director Jesse
Kirwan hopes to do this by persuKias president of the Lexington
ading Kentucky high school gradwanis club, will present an assembly uates to attend their own state
hall, built by Lexington Kiwanians. University.
He believes that no
to the S'ate YMCA camp at Valley
from Page Four)
Virw. at a meeting of the club to be
held at the camp today.
JOURNAL ARTICLES IN CHINA
Tlie hall is 70 feet long. 30 feet
Dr. W. D. Funkhouser has had
wide, with doors that make it postwo papers published in Chinese
sible to divide the room into three entomological magazines during the
division. A front porch 12 feet past month. One of these is entitled
wide fxtends the entire length of
"Two New Chinese Membracidae"
the building.
published in the Notes D'Entomo- Tlie complete program for the logie Chnioise in Shanghai, and the
meeting today follows:
other is "Entomology of South
Presiding.
John S. Yellman, China" published in the Lingnan
chairman.
Science Journal in Canton.
Presentation of Lodge to State
YMCA. Dr. Adams.
SEAY WRITES REPORT
Accept anee, Harry V. McChesney.
"Current Research in Higher EdFrankiort, president of the state ucation" is the topic of a report
YMCA
by Prof. Maurice F. Seay. director
Address. E. S Pot.speich. Louis-Mil- of tlie bureau of school service,
secretary of the state YMCA.
which has been published in the
Address. T. Aubrey Morse.
July 23 issue of "School and Sosecretary of the communciety," a weekly educational journal
YMCA
ity
published by the Science Press,
Tlie Building and Finance Com- New York City.
mittee appointed by. Dr. Adams,
consists of John S. Yellman, Louis
M Wmges. Robert M. Odear. John
Y. Brown, and Fred Bryant.
Tlie Board of Directors which approved the project consists of: Dr.
Harry' G Herring, J Howard King.
Robert M Odear, Charles H Jett.
Van Hoose. Gentry
Sr..
By WILLIAM SCILLY
bhclton. and Louis M. Wmges.
in the Eastern
From a
Kentucky hills to the most palatial
PI K IN CALIFORNIA
D H Prak. business agent of the halls in Europe; from the mountain
University, is vacationing in Cali- folk of Greenup county to the nobility of London; all within a short
fornia.
span, has been the kaleidoscopic
experience of young Jesse Stuart,
poet,
famous Kentucky plough-bowho addressed one of the largest
audiences of the summer session at
convocation last Wednesday morning
Only two Kentuckians have ever
been honored by the Guggenheim
Following is a calendar of
award for travel, and Mr. Ctuart
the activities of the Summer
was given this honor on the basis
of AugSession for the week
of his creative writing.
The other
ust 9 to August 16:
was given in medicine. The youthTuesday, August 9
ful poet has just returned from
Nothing scheduled
Europe where he visited 25 counWednesday, August 10
tries in studying under the award
Noihinc scheduled.
Likes British
Thursday, August II
In discussing the various counby Summer oreh-e:trConcert
tries he visted. the poet declared
7 30 o clock. Memorial
that of all of them the British govhall.
ernment was the best. Regarding
Friday. August 12
Germany. Mr. Stuart claimed that
Nothing scheduled.
"under its present governmental
Saturday, August 13
set-uit is going to hell." He said
Dance in Union building, 9
the people of Germany had sold
to 12 o'clock.
their freedom.
Monday, August IS
In Edinborough, the speaker said
Nothing scheduled.
that he was sick for two days and
settled down to write poetry. In

Speakers

Two Students Also Will Give Talks

PRESIDENT McVEY
RECOMMENDS ACT

;

To Meet Kentucky's Need

Winners Will He Selected On
Basis Of Number Of
Gaines Won

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Trustees Ftirm Department

Jennings

OUT EVERY TUESDAY

9, V.m

WHERE FUTURE HENRY CLAYS STUDY

PALMER TO HEAD

TO START TODAY

JtUSKN flL.

SUMMER EDITION

home he was so happy that, "I could
have thrown my arms around the
statue of liberty."
Mr. Stuart praued the American
newspapers and declared that there
was no comparison between them
and those of the countries he had
visited.
"And America is so free," he
continued, "that you can even cuss
the President and get away with it."
Autobiography
It was while doing work at
university, the poet said,
that the idea of an autobiography
presented itself to him. He was
required to write a short autobiography and before he knew it he
had written far in excess of the
required number of pages. He was
then encouraged to write the story
of his own life which resulted in
"Beyond Dark Hills," published early
in the spring.
Mr. Stuart is a graduate of Lincoln memorial university at Herro-gate- ,
Tennessee, and a native of
Greenup. Kentucky
He is the aue
thor of "The Man with the
Plough," and "Head of
Van-derbi-

The speaker
V. L. Sturgill,

University

and

was introduced

by

an alumnus of the
a life long friend

The speaker said that when he of the poet. Dr. Jesse Adams prereached New York on his return sided and introduced Mr. Sturgill.

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By RL'TII JEAN 1EYYIS

The regular weekly concert of
the Summer Session orchestra will Those Receiving Degrees To
be given at 7:30 o'clock Thursday
Be Guest Of Alumni
night, August 11, in Memorial hall.
Association
The orchestra again will be under
the baton of Prof. Carl Lampert,
Plans for commencement, partichead of the music department. He ularly for
the dinner in honor of
will be assisted in several of the
graduates, are well under way. an
numbers by student directors.
announcement yesterday from SesSoloist on Thursday night's pro- sion Director Jesse E. Adams indigram will be J. Preston Bryan. His cated.
selection has not yet been announcAlthough the program for the
ed.
dinner is not yet complete, the
The complete program follows:
speakers will Include Ab Kirwan.
Ballet Suite (from Gluck's ophead football coach; E. Garland
era). Gluck.
Ray, who will receive his L.L.D.
Valse Trtste, Jean Sibelius.
degree at commencement, and O.
Valse Suite, Johannes Brahms.
R. Boyd, who
Hungarian Dance Number 5. degree. Also onreceives a masters
the program will
Brahms.
be Mary Louise McKenna,
Song of the Brook, Jach.
Selection from the Mikado, SulThe dinner will be held in the
livan.
On the Trail (Grand Canyon ballroom of the Lafayette hotel
at 6 p. m. Thursday, August 18.
suitel, Ferde Grope.
Prom Italy (selection of Italian All students receiving degrees at
mezzo-sopran-

Complete with ultra modern glass folk songs .
brick, indirect lighting and air
conditioning, the new fireproof law
building, Lafferty hall, provides an
attractive setting for the keen legal
discussions of Kentucky summer
school law students.
Law students once wrote briefs
and struggled over giant volumes
in Frazee hall, where the college National Youth Administration Scholarships To Be
Social Work In Connection was first housed, then in the SciAvailable To 311
ence building, and finally, the old
With Enterprise Is
experiment station, which is known
Students
Lauded by UK
as the old law building.
President
Dean of Men T. T. Jones an30.000 Volumes
After the Law college had grown nounced Saturday he had received
Praise for the social work being
do.le in connection with, the Ten- so rapidly that the library had in- a report from the state National
nessee Valey Enterprise was given creased t approximately 30,000 vol- Youth Administration offices in
umes, the new space was first pro- Louisville that $42,390, providing for
by President McVey in an introReference 314 NYA .scholarships, had been
ductory statement in a recent Is- vided last December.
allocated to the University for the
nooks are arranged around the
sue of the bulletin of the Univerwall, ith stacks in an coming academic year.
sity's bureau of school service.
The ailotmen'lvniounU to 9 3 per
The bulletin is edited by Prof. ndjuinirc room. Sufficient space
ent of the s'udcut enrollment
:o ticeotiioiiate growth of fie lib- Maurice F. Seay, head cf the bureau
)ial l't6 r'"nsntic..i prA
on th
s
prl in t.:is
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cription of the e(''i"alnra!
Nautili for Jitae W. f. LafTerty, j r'ivinrs a maximum average payand
' nent of
V5 a month ro each stust. c. ;(n c.f the Law cnUryt, the
training program of the le;i'.ie.-sci.reqiure-mentValley Authority.
'j"iU.i;i!j houses a store room con- dent filling scholarship
Ttic quota last year was
"When rcat en,;ineeriit- -' entertaining nenrlv 3.000 bcpon.s on the
prises have been undertiken in ground floor. First year classrooms, 8 per cent c.f the total enrollment
the past, very little attention has wirh the tlo r in different levels ba.sed on the 1937 figure, which
been paid to the social and educas.d sTiii circular rows of desks, provided for a higher per cent of
scholarship in proportion to the
tional needs of the people brought a ill seat 250.
student body than this year's quota.
to the sites of the projects, but the
Buff Brick
authority in charge of the TenApplications should be made imThe hallway, to the north, is
nessee Valley Enterprise envisions finished in glazed buff brick. The mediately by students who desire
not only an economic program but offices of the dean and faculty of NYA aid. Dean Jones said. Requirea "social one as well," commented the college open into the east side ments for NYA jobs are more
President McVey.
of this hallway.
At the northwest stringent this year than in previ"Adult Education A Part of a end of the corridor is the second ous years and a special questionTotal Educational Program," is the year class room, with lounges and naire must be answered by appligeneral title of the exposition of other class rooms on the west side. cants, the dean of men said. Any
the social program of the TVA
The reading room of thus build- student able to pay his way through
which is presented in this quarterly-issu- ing, featuring the glass block walls, school will not be eligible for NYA
of the bulletin which has re- for visibility on two sides, distingfunds, he added. About 1.000 per
cently come from the press. Seven uishes it from all others on the sons are expected to apply for scho
executives, connected with the work campus.
larships.
of the TVA have authored chapters
Room For Law Journal
Students working on NYA schol
of the discusion.
The "L" shaped structure pro- arships are paid 30 cents an hour
In the introductory comment vides room for the law journal and are limited to an eight-hou- r
President McVey said that "my staff. The assembly room, in am- day and
week. They are
interest in the papers brought to- phitheatre style, will seat 200.
employed in activities connected
gether in this bulletin arises out
Judge Lafferty, one of the most with the school. The scholarships
of the fact that one of the best beloved characters in the history are awarded on the basis of need
things the TVA has done and one of the University, organized the and geographical distribution. More
to which little attention has been Law school in 1!)08. Before organthan 100 counties in Kentucky were
given is the educational program izing the Law school, the dean represented last year. Applicants
which it has set up. If this prowho was known throughout the must be between the ages of IS and
gram were the ordinary one that
state as "The Good Judge," served 25 to be eligible for scholarships
is typical of town or country school as
colleges
a member and secretary of the All
systems. I should not be so much University
board of trustees, and and universities in the state re- interested, but what has been done,
ceive NYA quotas
(Continued on P.ige Three)
described in this bulletin, is a real
contribution to education."
"The educational program of the
Authority has resulted in a greater understanding by local communities and governing boards of the
possibilities of cooeration and of
the varying needs of different
groups and how these groups can be
Sacred to Orientals and ued to located in front of a home on Madigiven more education by the co- keep evil spirits out of their tem- son place here in Lexington.
Alfred M. Peters, noted chemist
ordination of activities," and the ples, two large Ginkgo trees guard
University president.
the entrance of Patterson hall, and and former resident of this city,
Lexington friend who
behind these trees lies an interesting was the other
was fortunate enough to receive a
Lexington story.
gift from one of Kentucky's
Six of these beautiful trees were tree
sons.
given to Henry Clay by some un- immortal
One In Louisville
known Oriental.
With this gift,
Clav aloo gave a Mr. Brown of
trees
the Ginkgo or Maiden-hai- r
The Hon. H. W. Peters, superins
Frankfort a Ginkgo tree. To a
tendent of public instruction, will were first introduced to the
region. Clay, being a gener- friend in Louisville he prented
speak on "Tlie Public's Schools"
from the University studios of sta- ous man, gave five of his most the last tree It can now be found
tion WHAS at 1:15 p. m. Thursday. intimate friends a tree apiece, in a yard near the Louisville public
library
keeping one, which has been plantAugust 11.
formerly an avenue lined wih tiiese
This will be the first in a series of ed on his estate Ashland.
perical shaped shade trees.
By
Original Tree Died
six weekly broadcasts on the genUnfortunately,
the original tree the erection of some new governOur
"Concernnig
subject,
eral
that Clay planted died a few years ment building It was necessary to
Schools."
dispose of these trees . This was
ago. However, since then two simThe entire series is being broadcast in cooperation with the state ilar trees have been set out in order not done without protest as the
to keep the grounds as near as pos" Ginkgo has many admirers in the
department of education.
nation's capital One tree was dug
sible as Clay had planned.
University students are familiar and removed with ten tons of earth.
with the magnificent tree in the It felt so at home that there were
yard of the Good Samaritan hos- no ill effects from being moved.
Ancient Stork
pital. It is one of Clay's six trees
The Ginkgo biloba is a solitary
Head Football Coach Ab Kirwan the same one he gave to James O
was the principal speaker at a Harrison, one time a famous Ken- survivor of an ancient stock of
trees. As already mentioned Jt is
tucky lawyer
luncheon meeting of the
almost extinct but a few presumably
Presented To Johnson
club held yesterday at the La
Major Madison Johnson was an- wild trees have been seen by travelfayette hotel. Last Thursday Coach
Kirwan spoke on "Football" at a other Lexingtonian to whom Henry ers in parts of Chin. It is commonly
meeting of the Lexington Rotary Clva presented one of the trees. cultivated in gardens of the Far
(Continued on Page Three)
This specimen is still living and is
club.

M'VEY

UNIVERSITY GETS

PRAISES

GRANT OF $42,390

PROGRAM OF TVA

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non-profi-

2 Ginkgo Trees Guard
Patterson Hall Entrance

Peters Will Speak

On Public Schools

Blue-gras-

Kirwan Addresses
Two Service Clubs

o.

the summer commencement will be
guest of the Alumni association
and the summer Session.
In his announcement Dr. Adams
said, "I am especially anxious that
as many of the graduating class as
possible attend the dinner and the
commencement.
While there is no
cost to graduating members attending the dinner, we are asking each
one who comes to either notify fome
member of the dinner committee,
the secretary of the Alumni association, or the director of the Summer Session. This is necessary in
order that we may know how many
persons will probably be there."
The cost of the dinner for persons other than graduates will be
one dollar per p:ate. Tickets can
be secured at Dr. Adams' office.
A meeting of all persons expecting to receive degrees will be held
at 3:30 p. m. Thursday. August 18.
111
TcVev hlt u receive
in Rn-ninstructions concerning commencement.
A tea for graduates will be held
from 4 to 5 p. m. Friday. August 19.
on the mezzanine floor of the Student Union building.
Commencement exercises will be
held in the amphitheatre of Memorial hall at 7 p. m , Friday, August 19. Speaker will be Rodney
Kowe Brandon. Graduates will line
up for the processional at 6:40 p. m.
A committee of students who are
assisting in arranging for the dinner is made up of the following:
Joe Hagan and Nfr.v Josephine
Sambrook. College of Education;
Minnie Clay Baker and Alexander
Capurso. Graduate School; Mildred
Lemons and Carl Camenisch. College of Agriculture; Gertrude Gain-s- e
and Lester B. Smith, College of
Commerce; A. Kenyon and Jane
Irvin, College of Arts and Sciences,
and Lee Lander and Garland Ray,
Gollege of Law.

All Rooms Are Taken
In Coed Dormitories
Every room in the University's
dormitories for women, in the
ntly-leased
annex on South Limestone street and in the women's
cooperative house had been applied
for Monday. Assistant Dean of
Women Sarah B. Holmes announcrece-

ed.

Ten additional applications were
placed on the waiting list. The reservations are for the fall term.
Girls not able to obtain space in
the school's dormitories or auxiliary
rooming houses will be placed in
approved private homes in the city,
the assistant dean of women said.
The annex on South Limestone
was leased from the Good Samaritan hospital this summer to provide
room for the overflow from the two
dormitories on the campus. The
annex provides accommodations for
13 girls.

Masters' Exams
Will Be Given
August 11,12
Examlnatoins
for masters'
in education degrees will be
given Thursday and Friday,
August 11 and 12, an an-

nouncement
from Acting
Dean M. E. Ligon's office said
yesterday
The written examinations
will be given at 2 o'clock
Thursday afternoon. August
11. in Room 131 of the Training School.
The oral examinations will
be given on Friday.

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for motorists to exercise caution that has
come to out attention
is contained in the following "open letter" of a
father, which first abated as an editorial in
the Eufaula, Fla Tribune. We are indebted
to Alderman James A. Sweeney for a copy:

"Today my daughter, who is seven years old,
started to school as usual. She wore a dark blue
dress with a white collar. She had on black
shoes and wore blue gloves. Her cocked spaniel,
whose name is 'Coot,' sat on the front porch
and whined his canine belief in the follv of edu
cation as she waved 'goodby' and started off to
the hall of learning.
"Tonight we talked about school. She told
me about the gill who sits in front of her the
gill with yellow cutis and the boy across the
aisle who makes funnv faces. She told me about
her teacher, who has eyes in the back of her head
and about the tree in the school yard and
about the big girl who doesn't believe in Santa
Claus. W'e talked about a lot of things tremendously vital, unimportant things; and then
we studied spelling, reading, arithmetic and
then to bed.
"She's back there now back in the nursery,
sound asleep, with 'Princess Elizabeth (that's a
doll) cuddled in her right arm.
"You guys wouldn't hurt her, would you? You
see I'm her daddy. When her doll is broken or
her finger is cut, or her head gets bumped, I
can fix it but when she starts to school, when
she walks across the street, then she's in your
hands.
"She's a nice kid. She can run like a deer
and daits about like a chipmunk. She likes to
tide horses and swim and hike with me on Sunday afternoons. But I can't be with her all the
time I have to work to pay for her clothes and
her education. So please help me look out for
her. Please drive slowly past the schools and
intersections and please remember that children
run from behind parked cars.
"Please don't run over my little girl."
Gary
Post-Tribun-

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Board
of Commerce ofVocational
fered the county and
city school authoriSchool
ties every possible aid
in establishing a vocational school in Lexington.
Such a school is greatly needed. Vocational guidance while in its infancy already has demonstrated its worth and its greater possibilities.
Certainly no one can doubt that if Nature
has any design at all it must have a design for
every human life. Each person born must, if
normal, be fitted for a particular work.
Children may not have in every case striking
piedilections and extraordinary gifts, but they
have certain capacities and affinities, are better
fitted for woik of one kind than another, and
while in most cases they are not fully aware of
their particular talents these can be discovered
by the employment of the tests which psychology-ha-

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nothing really important about an
electric razor. That is to say, nothing that
would impress the casual observer. But when
fellow has been selling electric razors for months
and has been going with one particular girl for
years and this gill knows that the boy is selling
electric razors, that he is making his living by
selling electric razors, and that he thinks electric
razors are a boon to mankind, then we fail to
understand why the girl would give the boy an
old fashion shaving set for a birthday present.
It simply doesn't follow.
Not that there is anything wrong with shav
ing sets. As a matter of fact, we are of the opin
ion that shaving sets are pretty good, as shaving
sets go, but you don't.use a shaving set when you
have an electric razor. You don't even want to
see a shaving set again after you have purchased
an electric razor. Shaving sets are absolutely
taboo in electric razor circles. It would be just
like giving Shirley Temple a pneumatic drill
to give anyone who uses an electric razor a shav
ing set. And what could Shirley Temple do with
a pneumatic drill? She might use it to clean
her teeth, but it would be awkward. She couldn't
do anything constructive with it.
CRACK OF THE WEEK:
All things come to him who otders hash.

Having found it utterly impossible to preserve
an air of insouciance when our date whips out
a compact and proceeds to retouch her face after
a
dinner, we have, at long last, discovered a method of curbing this indelicate
practice. The next time your date produces her
in a public place, don't cough, or
look into your coffee, and you needn't reprimand
her either. Simply take a razor, a shaving brush,
and a little soap out of your pocket, lather your
face thoroughly and shave. This method is the
quintessence of sublety and if she fails to realize
its significance, then you might as well give up.
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Author of this week's "Ravelings" column is Don Irnne. dean of the Kernel columnists. Mr. Irvine is president of Delta Sigma Chi, men's journalism fraternity, and a
former associate editor of the Kernel.

By DON IRVINE
(Guest Columnist)
4 CCORDING to the assertion of a nationally famous
swing is just on the upbeat. In spite of lexicographical assults from the bluenose gallery, the bad baby
of American music seems determined to live. So energetic
has this brat been, indeed, that radio commentators have
begun to speak of its existence in their little between-Eacchats that enliven current symphony airings.
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the early fall season is that screwy
collegiate tubthumping process
known as rushing. The other morning it was recalled to mind when
an energetic sor