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University of Kentucky. Lexington. Kv.. Fridav, Mav 20, !!)::

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No. 29

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agenda included the swearing in
of 20 new assembly members by
Judiciary Cc remittee head Leslie
Morris.
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The new timbers were elected
May 11 in 2 record turnout in
which 2.185 ballots were cast giving the United Students a two seat
majority over the Constitutionalists
in the assembly.
Don Felker Const.) reported to
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IFC Rules Against
Sum mer House Parties

cises this year. Felker headed an
SGA committee which was established after numerous KOTC cadets
requested SGA to look into the

required attendence.
Paul
Egjuim. Ray Honiback. Elizabeth
Eell4 Don Mill?. Leonard Chauvin.
Lucy Lee Moore, Harold Hurst,
Inez Toohey, Ellery Calkin,
New .members sworn in were

Bar-barane-

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Pa.vton, Roy Woodnll.
Jim Dun'don. Doug Webster, Tom

Keuper. Furman Wallace, Sharon
Miller, Ken Harris, Gerald Leslie,
Jim Carson, and Allis Eaton.

Wife--

Tlie State this week approved a SHXMMM) appropriation lor
new science building at the Fnivrrsitv.

Clarifying its position on summer rush, the Iiiterf'ratcrnity
Council Tuesday night voted to forbid any rush parties in fraternity houses during the summer.
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Other than the house rule, the
In cases where the inshee is
IFC placed no restriction on sum- stranded at the end of the rush
mer rushing. Motions to abolish hours at a fraternity house, the
summer rush entirely and to limit fraternity will be permitted to let

that there is no the amount of money spent failed
to pass..
chance of cancelling'1 IIOTC
Two changes were made in
at commencement exer- IFC's fall rushing program." the
the assembly

UK Gets $400,000

One involved the actions of a
fraternity in transporting rushees

during

inclement

weather.

The

interfraternity group voted to permit fraternities to give rides to
rushees to their next destination

during invitational parties in case
of severe bad weather.
The clause stipulates that rides
may be given in such cases only
when the rushees cannot obtain
transportation with other rushees.
It further states that the fraternity must telephone the highest
officer of the rushee's next destination and tell the officer that a
ride is being given.

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To Be Out
Thursday

hir.i remain on the front porch
until the went her clears, or until
an IFC eroup arranges his trans-

portation.
The second change concerns
rush fees for those men pledging
during inlormal rush. The IFC
passed
rule requiring all men
pledged ciurir.g an informal rush
to pay t. S2.50 rush fee.
The informal rush fee would be
paid alter a man has already been
pledged. During formal rush, the
e
i
inquired to pay a $2.50
Ire when he first sinns up.
' A motion to abolish al farternity
teas, rxtpting those given
by the IFC, failed to pass.
The molion provided for the IFC
haing onr tea each semester, in
whieli all Iruternities weer to par-t- it
ip.ite.

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proposed

Sl.oOO.OOO

bond issue

replacing the Shawnecfown
project with modern housing was
also approved.
The cost of the new science
buildini;. to house chemistry and
l physics,
is estimated at $3,500,000.
The remainder of this sum is to
The 1955 Kentuckian will b be financed by issuance of bonds.
ready for distribution starting
The
Thursday. May 2. Dr. Niel Plum-me- r. $.'0,000 commission also approved
for work on a new pharmfaculty advisor, announced acy building
at the University.
this week.
The Collene of Pharmacy, now
Seniors and others tvho have located in Louisville,
will be moved
paid for their copies may pick to
I,einnton.
them up at room 116, Sc hool of
Last month the commlsion comJournalism, May 2f and 27 from
$1,353,500 from the ex10 to 12 a.m. and 2 to 4 p.m. They mitted
may also be picked up Saturday. pected surplus primarily for build-in- n
projects at state colleges.
May 28. from 10 to 11:30 p.m. and
Monday. May 30, from 2 to 4 p.m. SjK'ndmg of the additional $050,000
Dr. Plummer said copies could not was approved Tuesday.
be obtained before May 20.
In the event there are any sur- plus copies of The Kentuckian
which can be offered for sale,
these will be available Wednesday, I
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June 1 from 10 to 12 a.m.
The Kentuckian has a new look
Fifty-on- e
prefabricated houses
this year. AccordinE to Dr. Plummer the printing is much better in Cooperstown sold for approxiprevious years. mately $10,000 this week. Other
than it has been-iThis year's annual has several Cooperstown houses will be sold
new characteristics.
One is the June 6 to make way for the new
on apartments to be built there.
feature pictures that apjM-athe senior paces. Instead of a full
Dr. Frank p. Peterson said
paue of pictures and activities of 30 three room houses sold for the
an
the .seniors, the bottom of the pa ye average of about $225 each, and
is devoted to a picture of class- the 21
units sold for an
room activity or a campus scene. average of $185 each.
Another feature of The Kena candiWilliam
tuckian is the "half and half" date for Swift, who isdegree
a doctor's
in
it)le of make up In the first part 'mathematics this hpring. assured
of the book. Here the page Is divided in half, the top part being University officials that he would
be
devoted to picture of the campus sold,out of his house, which was
by May 28.
and its activities during the 18!)0'k.
Swift previously had refused to
while the bottom part is the presmove, contending that ne had
ent day campus.
rented the house fur tlie school
year which ends in June. Swift
said that the buyer had agreed not
II) Deadline Today
to move the house until the last
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The money is part of $6.'0,000
approved by the State Property
and Huildinc Commission from the
state's anticipated June 30 surplus
in the general fund.

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Newly elected SGA members are. front row left to
right. Allis Katon, Done Whitehouse (president I,
Sharon Miller, Lucy lee Moore. Inei Toohey. Liz
Hell, t llery "Ked" Calkin. Darbaranelle Paxton, and
C hip
Kite (vicp president). Second row. Jim "Kit"

Members
Carson, Furman Forty Wallace, Stan Chauvin. Paul
F.ggum. and Don Mills. Third row, Doug Webster,
Ken Harris. Gerald Leslie. Hoy Woodall. Kay lloriu-bacTom Keuper, and Harold Hurit.
k.

Today is the last Gay lor having student identification rards
made for the l'JM-5- ) school year.
Pictures for the cards are being made in Room 127 of the Student I'nion fiuilding from 9 a.m.
to It a.m., from noon to 5
7 to 9 p.m.

and from

of May.

Summer School

Registration for all students for
summer whxd w ill be June 14.
Robert L. Mills. Registrar, anare
p.m., nounced this week. Clas.se
sthcdiiled to begin the following
'day. Wednesday. June 15. Summer
school will end al mon Auut 6.

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Till: KKNTUCKY KKKNKL. Fridav.

May 20.

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jNow On Campus

Bugg To. Give
Piano Recital

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OeoiKC Edward Burr, pianist,
u ill present his .senior recital nt
8 p.m. Wednesday, May 25, in
Memorial Hall. He Is the son of
Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Hurk of Ashland.
In Ashland Mr. Burr was chosen
the outstandinK pianist of the
area nnd as a result of this
uppeared as piano soloist with the
Huntington Symphony Orchestra.
Last Tuesday night he appeared
with the UK Symphony Orchestra
in a Mozart Concerto.
During his four years at UK,
Mr. Bugg studied piano with Nathaniel Patch. This recital is in
partial fulfillment of the degree
of Bachelor of Music in Applied
Piano.

Madeline

Hodge,

second
army service club director, is on
.campus today to interview students interested in becoming di-- :
rectors for Army service clubs.
Any student in liberal arts who
has an interest and ability in
recreational and group work may
contact the Placement Office for
an appointment with Miss Hodge,
The service clubs, similar in
many respects to USO clubs, provide a recreation program for en-- j
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The Baptist Student Union will
have a Work Day tomorrow lasting
from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Its purpose
is to raise $250 for furniture purchased last fall.
By Tuesday evening, 45 members had signed for work tomorrow.

There will be a hay ride and
weiner roast at Blue Grass Park
to finish the day.

921 South Lime
Euclid at Woodland
6th and Lime
1 57 South Lime
Dial

CHICKEN

$1.50

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CASH .AND CARRY

DRY CLEANERS

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Seniors of the Westminster Fellowship will be in charge of the
program following the Fellowship
Supper at 5:30 p.m. Sunday. Entitled "Heritage Night," the program will be led by Jay Harber.

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SUNDAES
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BEVERAGES

MALTS

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president; Marvin Horton, secretary; and Robert Bates, treasurer.
ceiis win meei ai b.
Tuesday evening. Holy Communion will be celebrated Wednesday
at 7:10 a.m. in other regular serv-

CALL THE KENTUCKY DRY CLEANERS

Paul Bunyan with

golden brown trench
and chef salad,

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College of Agriculture, is to receive
the Ralston Purina Scholarship for
1955-5The announcement was
made Monday, May 16, by L. J.
Horlacher, associate dean of the
College of Agriculture and Home
Economics.
Calvert qualified for the scholarship by being in the upper 25 per
listed men, their dependents, and cent of his class. He was recomfriends. Service club directors are mended to the Ralston Purina
not military personnel but work Company by the scholarship comunder the Federal civil service sys-- ! mittee, and has received a letter
tern.
Beginning salaries are $3,410 of notification of the award from
with a yearly increase of $125 the company.
amounting to a maximum salary
of $5,940 for supervisory positions.
Qualifications include being single, female, and a minimum age
of 21. The applicant must be the
Beaver College, JenKintown, Pa., graduate of an accredited college jTo
will begin its summer school on or have two years of college with j
Canterbury Club officers will be
special ses- a minimum of two years paid exJune 20 for a
open to qualified high school perience with a recognized social installed ut the Senior Banquet in
sion
Sunday's services at 5:30 p.m.
graduates.
or recreational organization.
Elected last Sunday were, Ralph
Wolff, president; Sonia Shine, vice
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To lie Continued
propram of seven free summn
cinema shows have been slated by
the College of Adult and Extension
Education for summer school faculty and students.
The motion pictures will br
shown in the Memorial Hall

amphitheater at 8:45 p.m.

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phone Laboratories Hi is woiklng thinks hichlv of the pi f -- Mnpal
with )r William SlKKklry on the atiuinnu'i.U of his former
development of the transistor,
mp
'luarinu nid. the
tleit.T discovered by Urattain and
Haidrrn in tlie laboratory in 1949
He has lreii with Bell Laboratories
since 1930 and ha
previously
MtKeiM Station
Neat to
worked on electriCiU noise prob-- .
lems in electrical contacts and on
6S3 S. BROADWAY
the carbon microphone.
Dr. O. T. Kopplus. memner of
FINE FOODS
the Physics DejKirtment. said. "His
lecture should be very interesting
OUR SPECIAL
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ui T-Bo- nc
physicisu,." Mr. Havnes was al so
a classmate of E. L. Yo.st. head
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summer.
turesque, rustic camp built by the
College of Engineering in a 15.003
PINKSTON'S
acre tract donated to the Uni-vm- ..
WATCH SHOP
verslty in 1923 by O. A. Robinson,
a wealthy mountain lumberman.
Fine Watches
;
Actually the camp Is nothing
Worch Repairing
but a cia.ssroom transplanted into
ELGIN BULOVA
tnc ouen xhe sevrn cmms picked
GRUEN
up during the six weeks count as
PARKER FOUNTAIN PENS
p
mu; h toward graduation as a
Gifts For
liar amount of work in the cngi--rfrlLadies and Men
neering quadrangle. All the courses
are field work in general survey-earne130 N. Limestone, Phon
ing. route surveying, and hydro- Next door to Chop Suey
is spent at graphics.
The time in the hills
Lexington, Ky.
The camp was started by the
Camp Robinson. This is a pic- university in VJoi, and, except for
four war years has been a graduation "must" since.
Prof. R. E. Shaver, head of the
Department of Civil Engineering,
The Management Recommends For Your Convenience Thursdays
is in charge of the camp.
And Fridays As Students' Wajh Days.
Shaver, with Dean D. V. Terrell, of the Engineering College,
WASHED ONLY
WASHED AND DRIED
started the camp 18 years ago.
Object of the camp is to give
i Moptday
Tkwtday I to 5
to 9
the students a real taste of engit to 55 4 to
STORE FrkUy 8 to 5
to
'Tus4ay
neering before they step into the
9 ro ll Noon
WWnw
HOURS Saturday t t 5
profession for keeps. During; the
six weeks, they make road and
property survey, and do contour
mapping, each man serving in
every capacity in a party at some
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But you. just like other mere
mortals, may consider it .somewhat
rough having to get up at 6:45
six mornings a week and
vor- k- and work hard in all kinds
)f weather on the sides of hills
here it literally is possible for
cows to fall out of a pasture.
In that ease you il regard the
six weeks the civil engineering:
spends in doing actual engi- tWd work in eastern
Breathitt County both real and

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i?'ed dates.
June 14, "Talk of the Town";
June 21, "The Bridge at Sun Luis
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Itey"; June 23. "Passion for Life";
July 5, "The Story of Will Rogers";
Knptiwcr's Summer Camp
July 12. "The Cruel Sea"; Jmy 19.
Disney Night; and on July
Walt
26. "Lydla Bailey".
The summer Cinema is a series
of free motion-pictur- e
programs
Jor the benefit of University personnel and summer students.
In case of rain the programs will
Some people think a vacation is a time to work. Maybe -vour
be held inside Memorial Hall.
clea oi a vacation is working the same hours a Siberian salt!
New-cdealers spent $228 mil- miner puts in. And
inale vou'd like more a vacation into a
lion last year advertising their
products in order to stimulate ,nW,.,l. ratlll..sn.,k,-inf(-;.,- -,l
n,
lui m1i,.n of Kentucky. If
sales, which in turn, of course,
hat is vour speeti, then vou d tlimk ot (Vj students from the Col-- ;
produce Jobs.
lege of Engineering as hav ing a real picnic in the woods this

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THE KKNTCf KY KKKXK1.. Friday. May

Sinner is rum in in;
Lh title si nt cuecu!
Thus, as every schoolboy knows, boy in T. S. Kliot's immortal
lliaieatha. And no wonder "The Hoy Orator if the Platte" ia
d
T. S. Kliot is commonly called was moved to pen such
equinox" a it i
lines! For summer or the "vernal
frequently referred to) is the happiest season of tin year, mild
and balmy and cojitcnted-makinWhich brings us, of course, to Philip Morris Cigarettes. Thoy,
too, are mild and balmy and contented-makinHut that is not.
all. They are also genial, placid, and amiable. But that is still
all. They are', moreover, smooth, pacific, and lenient. But hold!
There is more. They are, in addition, tranquillizing, clement, and
dulcet.
Indeed the list could go on and on, until every adjective U
exhausted that would describe the mildness of Philip Morris,
the subtlety of. their blending, the delicacy of their flavor. What
more perfect companion could be found to a summer's day?
What more apt complement to a summer's night ?
If you have been pleased with Philip Morris through the winter and spring as who has not who has a taste bud left in his
head? you will find your pleasure compounded, your enjoyment
trebled, when you smoke Philip Morris in the warm and joyous
months before you.
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own plans for the summer (except that I will smoke Philip
Morris tnrough all my waking hours rare still vague. I have boon
invited to attend a writers conference, but 1 don't think I'll accept. I've been attending writers conferences for years, and I

always have a perfectly rotten time. The trouble is that Alexandre Dumas and Harriet Heocher Stowe are always there. Not
that I have anything against.ihese two swell kids; it's just that it
breaks my heart to see thorn. They're .sv in love so terribly do- voted and so hopelessly! Dumas will never divorce Jane Kyrc?
while she is with Peary at the North Pole, and Miss Stowe has
long since despaired of getting her release from the Pittsburgh
Pirates. So hand in hand, brave and forlorn, they go from writers
conference to writers conference while Dumas works on his monumental Stover at Yale.
No, thank you, I'll do without writers conferences this summer.
I think Instead I'll try to improve my fishing. As Izaak Walton
once said, "No man is born an artist or an angler." I often turn
to the works of Walton (or "The Fordham Flash" as he is familiarly called) when I am searching for a choice aphorism. In
fact, I told him so when we met some year ago at a writers
conference. Walton was accompanied, as always, by llenrik
Ibsen (or "The Pearl of the Pacific" as he is known as). They
Ibsen ("The Pearl of the Pacific") and Walton ("The Fordham
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writer," said Thackeray, "and I'll steal his wife."
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miss thin summer, and 1 recommend that you do the same. Why
don't you just take it easy ? Swim and fish and sail and smoke and
read and sleep and tan your lithe young limbs. I want the best
for you because-- if I may get a little misty in this, my final
column of the year-- 1 think you should know that it's been real
kicks for me, delivering this nonsense to you each week.
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* May Uav Mules Ambwuous
Kvcry sprimj Suk y undertakes tin m'lj.tntic
task of sponsoring a May Day. It is a fine
thins for tlie University because tlie colorful
parade and festivities give UK excellent publicity.
Suky deserves much praise for handling
the fete, but nevertheless, the pep organization could make May Day even better if it
would incorporate two changes.

In the past "professional help"' has also
been interpreted 1o mean the use of certain
ready-madobjects. The clarification of this
term alone would help a great deal.
Since many groups sponsoring floats fail
to understand the rule that "each float must
rtray the title. ' This, too, should be clarified. Suky should make certain that float
spouses attempt to illustrate only the title
in their scenes. Tin's could be done by carefully checking the sketches turned in.
The second change should be in the May
Day queen elections. Suky should pass a
e

First. Suky should agree on a set of clear
rules pertaining to the construction of floats
and issue these rules to the participating
organizations. As it is now, float rules are

rule forbidding any "campaigning" whatsoever for a queen candidate.
A queen, after all, is not supposed to be a
political figure. UK students should not be
manhandled or wheedled into voting for
May Day candidates by word of mouth,
posters, or hand bills especially not at the

ambiguous and unclear.
Almost every year one or more fraternities
or sororities have their floats disqualified because of float construction violations. In
most cases the disqualified 'organization had
no intention of violating the rules. In fact,
these grotips are often unaware, until alter
the judging is over, that their floats luxe

election place.
As the situation now stands, a queen candidate, in most cases, cannot rely soley on her
beauty. She must also have a good publicity
agent. This is unfair to all concerned.
May Day is a traditionally good celebration. With the two changes, howexer, Suky
could erase a lot of unnecessarv headaches.

been ruled 01 it.
The rule most often in question is the use
of "professional help." Silky's present rules
.state that no organization may have "professional help," but the rules do not define
e,xactlv what the term means.

I've been practicing: catthin' flies like jou said, coicb, but I thiuk I
aught some bees, too."

Honors, Finals Don't Mix IUI Facl?rx

The Honors Day program, xvhich conies
up next Friday, is scheduled at a highly inconvenient time for all students except graduating seniors. Pethaps it xvas purposely arranged this late in the semester so the seniors
could receive their awards during commencement xveekend. However, it is not
fair to the other students that are to be
honored because the date is so close to
finals.

dents. We believe Stars In The Night could
be done axvay with entirely or at least incorporated xvith Honors' Day
Stars In The Night, for all its fanfare, does
not have the dignified atmosphere that Honors' Dav should and does have. Nearly exerv
award made at Stars In The Night is repeated at Honors' Day. Finally. Stars In
The Night does not haxe the air of official
sanction that Honors' Day carries. The
presence of Dr. Donovan and other University officials adds the prestige to Honors'
Day that Stars In The Night lacks.
We also believe that the huge list of students recognized at Honors' Dav cheapens
the event. Honors should be extended for
high achievement, not for making a slightly-bette-

In the past. Honors' Day has been earlier
in the spring at a time xvhen school work is
not particularly pressing. This year's Honors'
Day xvill probably be ,hurt because it is so
late. Many of the
students
xvill not attend because they feel that they
could more profitably use their time studying.
non-graduati-

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than average standing.
For the program to be successful it must
We suggest, if the University xvants to
have the support of the students. The adrecognize seniors at graduation time, a supministration has evidently
the plement be added to the commencement
nearness of finals.
program listing senior honor students. This
The overlapping of Stars In The Night and xvould give seniors proper recognition . and
Honors' Day is another serious objection to, still allow Honors' Day to be set on a reasonthe whole idea of recognizing honor stu
able date.
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ID Card Pictures

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Pity the archaeologists of the future xvhen

dead, is purely coincidental."
This statement might xvell lx made alxmt
those pictures students have made once a
year for their UK identification cards. very-on- e
expects to have a bad picture of themselves every noxv and then. No one, it seems,
expects to have four horrible likenesses on
four consecutixe xears.
Briefly, an ID card picture needs only a
se:al number under it to make the student
look like an escapee from Sing-SinThere
are examples of droopy eyes, half smiles,

they unearth a UK ID card. They xvill undoubtedly xveep and xvail and resign from
the human race, all because they realize that
they are descended from those xvretches pictured on a plastic pass

"Any resemblance to people, living

g.

Iroxvns, ami idiotic expressions.

It may be true that some of these ID card
pictures genuinely reflect one's personality.
If this be so, heaven help the University and
the people of Lexington, because the ID pictures depict a hardened bunch of students,

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Ever notice the tag lines some fraternities
pick up oxer the years' All these so called
names are dragged out and polished up for
rush. For example, there are the Singing
Delts (canary birds in less polite language),
the Musclehead SAE's (they've won the
trophy 'for four straight xears),
the Hood Phi Delts (speak to xour mother!),
the Gung Ho KA's (the South shall rise
again) and the Drinking Sigma Nit's (highly
exaggerated). These fraternities should organize a "We Hate You Too" club.

indeed.
It a student has a hideous likeness made
of himstlt on any other occasion, the way out
is ridiculously simple. He can burn the picture, hide it. throw it out of the xvindow of a
siR'eding train, or gie it to M c ().
This is not so xvith an ID card picture. The
monstrous little image is encased in a plastic
case that must le kept for a full year. The
picture is always there, glaring away; a constant reminder of nature's tragedies.

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LITUI MAN ON CAMPUS

The Kentucky Kernel
University of Kentucky

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By KAY IIORNBACK

At the time of this writing, it is
exactly 12:31 a.m., which is 31
minutes after midnight. It's
Thursday morning. The Kernel
has been tucked away, ready for
the presses tomorrow. And I'm
pretty damned tired.
In yon far sports office. I can
hear the rhythmic sounds of a
typewriter pecking away. It mast
be George Koper. Cause Tom Pres-

ton does nothing but read juvenile magazines and talk about
buying railroads.
In yon farther office, I hear intermittent shrieks. It could be the
consummation of a foul deed, but
it's not. My past experience tells
me that it's only Ron Butler boning up on the latest science fiction
--

Dean for sticking his tongue out
at her and sasvr.g her.
Tlie accused vas called out of
class and told o report to the
dean's office. When asked about
the affair, he could recall .no instances in which
been aimed at a local housemother.
In fact, he though it was sort of
funny.
He later learned that the .story
originated when he had parked
behind the housemother's
car
which in turn was parked behind
her sorority. To gain what she
considered revenge,- she turned m
his license number and tlie false
report.
And to top the story off. he had
been given permission to park
girls, one of
there by the soic-ntwhich is his he art throb.
In conclusion, we salute you.
housemother. But it seems that
you are in the wrong occupation.
Mad Comics needs people with
imaginations such as yours.
It's 1:15." Gv.d morning.
.

releases.
And now that I've run out of
offices, let's peek clown the hall
of the journalism building. But
alas, there's nothing but the water
It's getting 3 the poor, strugfountain, coke machine, fire hose, gling student zzn't walk across
and men's john.
campus without stumbling over at
now 12:41, which is 10 min- least a half dozen "Queens." RealIt's
utes later than 12:31. It's still ly there should be an award to the
Thursday morning. Something just few girls who don't receive a little,
brass trophy .nd a few . wilted
ran through my foggy mind.
everything from
flowers. We
Last week, just before the SGA Miss Potato have
Sh.pe to Miss Hog
election . . . and while I'm at it, Calling. The important queens
I would like to thank those wh