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UNIVERSIIY OF KENTUCKY. LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY

illi visitation: sale or too strict?

 

RHA to address
24-hour policy

By Aaron 0. Hall
Staff Writer

The urpose of the Residence Hall Association
is to ad ress the concerns of the students. But stu—
dents are dissatisfied with current visitation rules.

“There are complaints every year about visita—
tion not being lon enough, said Matt Engel-
hardt, UK’s Centra Campus coordinator for Res—
idence Life.

The current opposite—sex visitation hours set
by Residence Life are Monday through Thursday
from 2 p.m. until midnight, and 2 p.m. to 2 am.
Friday and Saturday.

When a student signs a visitor or the opposite
sex in, the student must write the visitor’s name on
a running list, the visitor must provide an ID, and
the student must escort the visitor in the residence
hall at all times. Same-sex visitation is 24 hours.

Brad Eggert, president of the Residence Hall
Association, said, “We’re working on having 24-
hour visitation but still have students check in.”

 

Eggert said Residence Life has a visitation
committee, but when two officials left the office
last year, that committee was put on hold. He said
the committee will likely meet in December.

Melanie Tyner-W’ilson of the Residence Life
Office said UK has policies similar to those of
other universities.

However, a survey of visitation rules for four of
UK’s benchmark universities showed that most
offer students more time for visitation.

Kevin Bowen, 3 North Carolina University-
Chapel Hill resident adviser, said six of the 29 res-
idence on that campus have 24-hour visitation for
same and o posite sex visitors.

' North arolina’s Associate Housing Director
Al Calarco said, “We’re in the rocess of a three-

ear plan to make more hal s with unlimited
hours. Students are coming to the table to help
solve the roblem.”

Genel e Farley, a chemical engineering sopho-
more living in Blanding Tower, said the 2 p.m.
check—in time is reasonable, but she would like to
see the checkout time extended until 4 am.

Jennifer Dailey, an undeclared arts and science
major said, “Signing in is good, but we should be
able to have visitors when we want.”

Tina Harris, Blazer Hall director for three
years, said she thinks current visitation hours are
“reasonable for a female residence hall.”

“When residents say they want 24-hour visita-
tion, they for et about their safety,” she said.

She said t e basketball courts located behind
Blazer Hall bring people to campus who aren’t
part of the University community.

Engelhardt said having visitors all the time can
make for a “bad climate” between roommates
when one has friends over excessively. “Room-
mates must respect each other,” he said.

If a student gets caught breaking the visitation
rules, problems can occur.

“Guests are asked to leave, and a report is writ-
ten and turned in to the hall director,” said Eric
Blom, a resident adviser at Haggin.

At that oint, it is up to the director as to what
action wil be taken. “Most of the time nothing
happens,” Blom said.

Action taken for the second offense depends on

the circumstances involved.

Visitation Hours

Indicates visitation
hours ior both
males and iemales
irom Sunday

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”WE TAKE: THE Under current University Housing rules, guests of the opposite sex must leave residence ball: by 2 mm.

on weekend: and midnight on weekdays.

Iiut oi town, out oi luck

By Susan Herbert
Contributing Writer
and Aaron 0. Hall
Staff Writer

Out-of-town visitors at UK must be of

midnight Sunday through Thursday.
Visitors may not sleep in lobbies,

according to the University’s policy.
Students of the same sex may stay for an

unlimited number of days in most resi—

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the same sex as the person they are visiting
or else they’d best look for the nearest
Holiday Inn, or perhaps their car, if they
wish to stay overnight.

When out—of-town visitors stay with
students in UK’s residence halls, only visi-
tors of the same sex may stay with the resi-
dent overnight.

Visitors of the same sex may stay in the
halls around the clock.

Visitors of the opposite sex may only
visit durin designated times. On riday
and Saturcfay nights, opposite sex visitors
may stay in the halls until 2 a.m. and until

These visitors can stay “as long as they
want,” said Keeneland Hall resident advis-
er and advertising senior John Hynes, “as
lon as it’s not a errnanent residence.”

gatterson Hal only allows same—sex vis—
itors to stay for two consecutive nights,
however.

When an individual of the opposite sex
is discovered to be staying in a residence
hall after visitation hours, he or she is asked
to leave.

“We would just probably knock on their

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tion times at UK
residence halls are
2 pm. until mid-
night Sunday
through Thursday
and 2 p.m. until 2
am. Friday and
Saturday. Same-
sex visitation is 24
hours. Visitors may
not sleep in the
lobby.

 

 

 

Trickery an art l0l'lll l0l‘ sneaking lll

By Susan Herbert
Contributing Writer
and Aaron 0. Hall
Sufi" Writer

Many UK housing residents have
raised sneaking into residence halls
to an art form: ducking through for-
bidden doors, using aliases to sign in
and hiding in closets.

Currently, UK guidelines say
same sex visitors have 24-hour visi-
tation, but restrictions are placed on
visitors of the opposite sex. But stu-
dents still resolve to rendezvous by

 

 

tation rules, students “sign in under
somebody else’s name, said John
Hynes, a resident adviser in
Keeneland Hall. “They’ll sign up
with a female when they are really
sta 'ng with their bo end.”

ag 'n Hall, nicknamed “the
prison, enforces visitation with two
surveillance cameras in the front
office and and a slot for student IDs
to o n the front door.

i McAdoo, assistant hall
director at Haggin. acknowledged
that despite the s e uipment, non-
residents slip throng without IDs.

through a ground floor window,
which broke. “She could have bled
to death without anyone knowing,”
he said.

“There are a lot of ways to get
around (the visitation policy),” said
Strauzie Collins, an R.A. at Bland-
ing Tower. “If they go out the (fire
extt) doors, we don’t go running
after them.”

When members of the opposite
sex are caught in dorms after visita-
tion hours, they’re asked to leave.

“To date, we don't have a prob-
Iem,” said Amy VVainscott, an R.A.

  

    

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hurtled through a crowd in a van to break up a
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PITTSBURGH —— Investigators are running
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NEW YORK —— “Interview \Vith a Vampire”
author Anne Rice has seen the light
after a couple hours in the dark.
After weeks of grousing over the
casting of Tom Cruise as Lestat in
the movie version of the book, the
writer flip—flopped after a private
screening.

“The movie, the performances
were beyond her wildest expecta—
tions,” producer David Geffen said
in yesterday’s New York Newsday.
“She thought Tom was incredible."

And she plans to say so tomorrow in an ad in the
industry’s Daily Variety. Rice had complained long
and hard that Cruise would play her vampire as
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SEA gives money
tor oonierenoes

By Sara Spears
Senior S tafi‘ IV riter

UK’s Student Government Association Senate
passed three bills last night, allocating $6,832 in
Senate money.

The first bill presented was for the annual Cross~
Cultural Weekend Conference held at the Natural
Brid e State Park in Slade, Ky.

T e conference 'ves students, both American
and international, t e chance to spend a weekend
together to develop a better understanding of one
another’s cultures.

Martin Bosman, international student program
coordinator, has attended the conference in the past
and said he believes it is very beneficial in helping
students better understand each other.

“The conference helps students who are foreign
in this country interact successfully with Americans
and succeed at what they came here to do — et an
education and develop meaningful relationships,”
Bosman said.

Senator at Lar e Alan Aja, one of the primary
sponsors of the bi I, said he strongly believes this
conference is beneficial because “learning from each
other is the first step to overcoming prejudice."

The Senate passed the bill allocating $1,010 for
lod 'ng, transportation and materials in connection
wttfi'I the conference.

The second bill assed was for the United Way
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By Perry Brothers
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Standing across the narrow
street on a neighbor’s porch, Jean
Isaacs held her 10-year-old son,
Forrest, and watched as firefight—
ers put out the last of the flames
from her home of nine years.

The damage to Isaacs’ home at
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said Lt. Randy Gilliam of the Lex-
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retrieved, including two
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who has cerebral palsy.

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“We were sittin inside,” Reich
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back to check, but the smoke was
billowing so much, I just grabbed
Forrest and ran out.”

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of the house, but said it was too
early to determine the cause.

Neither Gilliam nor Isaacs
could estimate the total loss, but
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inside the house was insured.

Although the blaze destroyed
the new wooden deck at the back
of the home, it did not spread to
the UK College of Education
School of Psychology and Assess—
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properties.

Isaacs said her family planned
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Peter Gabriel
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RATINGS
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Never havin been a big fan of
live albums, I ound myself sur-
prised that I really liked Peter
Gabriel’s two compact disc set,

Most concert albums are just
another way for corporate bean
counters to sell you the same crap

However, Secret World Live is
more than Gabriel songs rehashed
with cheering serving as an added
musical instrument. It’s a live
album that truly lets the listener

visual-
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what
the

concert

in
Mode-
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Italy,
was
like.
The
songs
are new
and
fresh
even if
ou’ve
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to your
copies
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the kinetic anthem.
“Stand back!”

the money.

 

imagine hordes of fans
cha d lyrics:

an album like

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through on this set.

 

 

and Us

until you wore out the cassettes.
For example, there is the emo-
“Steam”
makes from the version on Us. On
this album, it starts out slow and
melancholy before launching into

“Kiss that Fro ” starts with the
steady thump o the drum beat
followed by soulful harmonica
which one won’t find on Us. This
six-minute version of the original
is full of the live improvisation
that makes a good concert worth

Then there’s my favorite — a
seven and a half minute version of
“Digging in the Dirt.” The beat
flows for a full minute under-
scored by the subtle sound of
creeping electric guitar sounds.
This is followed by that smooth
bass riff familiar to Gabriel fans
and the fans’ cheering. It’s eas to

ins

enthusiastically to Gabrie ’s anger

“ his time you’ve gone too far!
This time you’ve gone too far!”

It’s surprisin that music from
s, with its crisp
electric drums and crystal studio
production can translate into a live
album that sounds just as
musicianship

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Creativity the key to surviving
upcoming SAB family event

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the paper in
your hand.

What’re you gonna do about this
weekend? No, you can’t indulge in the
usual hedonistic debauchery you’ve
become used to since you came to col—
lege. Why? Because our friends at Stu—
dent Activities Board, have gotten in the
habit of or anizing this thing called
Family WeeEend.

Guess when it is.

Hey. Take it easy. Put down the bot-
tle of arsenic. A weekend with the folks
and little (insert brat’s name) isn’t the
end of the world. There are a few simple
ways for an industrious undergrad to sur-
vive the experience.

Here’s a guide on how to modify your
behavior and still be entertained while
the folks are in town.

Blfllll'llll!

First of all, don’t think of eating at the
Ho this weekend. You have about 90
more days this semester to do that.

And, besides, what is a visit from the
folks if you can’t upgrade your cuisine?

There are a wide variety of restaurants
in Lexington that you can’t otherwise
afford (without dipping into your beer
money).

So why not hit the folks up for some
good eatin’? Scan the yellow pages if
you’re short on ideas. Call and if they ask
for a reservation you’re in business.

P381 Family Weekends spent llllllfllllfl lootball

The concrete chill pervading the air
made the pages of the book shake as I sat
behind the locked stall door of the Com-
monwealth Stadium bathroom.

Just as Lestat, Anne Rice’s infamous
vampire, sunk his vacuous fangs into his
victim’s supple neck, UK scored a touch-
down. The collective roar of the crowd
snipped my own neck up from the novel,
an realized that my amnesty from the
drizzle—soaked bleachers was over.

Carefully, I concealed the paperback
deep in the pocket of my trenchcoat,
unlocked the stall door and rejoined my
dad in the stands.

His inquisitive gaze informed me of
what was on his mind, as well as what'he
would not ask.

You see, Dad and I have an agree-
ment. Once a year, out of respect for my
father, I subject myself to one home
football game.

This tradition began years ago with
my sister Susan, the over-achiever who,
through her involvement with the Stu-
dent Government Association, turned
Dad onto this anomaly that used to be
called “Parents’ Weekend.”

When talk of m comin to UK
began to circulate t rough e family
grapevine, Dad’s first comment was

Yes! Four more ars of Parents’ Week-
end.” (Be nice. he little things make

him happy.)
My a let 'c reaction to the air in the
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What can be more fun than a family
outing at the movies? Mmm, smell that
popcorn. And there are
plenty of family hits to
choose from.

I highly recommend
Natural Born Killers.
(Screw The Lion King.)

Show your
you’ve graduated from

 

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Am Editor out cultural events of

V which Lexin on has a
veritable plet ora.

There are man galleries around town
shown at places like Arts Place, the Blue-

ass Black Arts Consortium and the
Rasdall Gallery.

But if you’re in the mood for move-
ment, keep in mind that Actor’s Guild
has opened its season. Marvin’s Room is
showing this weekend at 8 p.m. Friday

-and Saturday and 2 pm on Sunday.

Remember, the more cultured you
seem the less chance they’ll remember
you’ve been in school for 20 semesters.

Hell, they may even buy you extra
groceries. Look good and cash in at the
same time.

a bay In the Park

Lexington is full of quality areas in

than he bargained for, but as long as he
gets his annual T—shirt, he doesn’t mind.

I really don’t mind the rest of the
weekend activities, I usually get lots of
free food. I just hate football.

Last year, I paid off the bigwigs at
SAB, and they scheduled the event on an
away~game weekend, but this year my
check must have
bounced.

Anyway, back to the
agreement.

Without speakin
about it, we concurre
that whenever Famil
Weekend rolls around,
must resist the tempta-
tion to run and hide, or
simply not answer the

 

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leathers door, and go quietly to
Na”, observe that ear’s

Editor mobile mass 0 big -
' shoulders and cute butts

bump into each other
over and over again for what seems like
an eternity.

His part in this pact, aside from pro-
viding me with frequent grocery s op-
ping sprees and a new car eve year, is
that he must avoid uestions li e, “Isn't
this eat?” and “ ere have you been
for e t hour?” .

We ave followed the treaty guide-
lines well, but this year a new temptation

arose. '

I was waiting for a phone call, the

dreaded, but expected yearly call of senior.

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which to enjoy the great outdoors.

So why not take a walk or go have a
picnic?

For this I highly recommend Jacobson
Park. It’s very spacious with lots of great
scenery. You have the sounds of chirping
birds, the fresh air and cool Bluegrass to
loun e on. Sigh.

PEJS, you have a huge lake and paddle
boats. You don’t yet realize how great
paddle boats can be.

Well, first of all you get exercise.
Then you have the pleasant sensation of
floating peacefully on the water with lit-
tle (insert name of annoying younger sib-
ling/hellion) who has otherwise been a
pain all day. But now you can let ’all of
the tension between you and the young,
bratlike one drift away like lily-pons on a
stream. Sigh.

And sometimes you can get away with
this one.

“Hey, (annoying sibling), lookit those
cute little ducks over there.”

A whimsical sparkle comes to his or
her eye, neck straining to see from
whence the quaclcing comes.

“Where?”

“Over there,” you say pointing.

“I still don’t .”

Splash!

See, Family Weekend isn’t that bad.
With a little imagination you can get
through it thoroughly refreshed and
amused.

Arts Editor Ernest jasmin is a journal-
ism senior.

warning, “I got the brochure today,
Perry.”

Well, of course he called. My Dad
calls regularly, but he never mentioned
in impending purgatorial Parents’
Vilieekend period.

At the onset of this week, I felt like the
Grinch.

With eve conversation, the tip of
my tongue had hostage the information
that would make my father giddy and
myself grim. ,

To tell or not to tell, that became the
question.

(This is for you, Bradley.)

I began to ponder early Monday
morning whether ’tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the boredom and anno nce of
an outrageous sport or to ta e arms
against it and spend the afternoon mine
own way.

‘And as for Sunday morning, rather
than brunch with the other arent-child
teams at the Faculty Club, could sleep
late — yes, sleep, perchance to dream.
Aye. there was .

I must call a stop to this melodrama, I
thought finally. I am no Hamlet. I am
but a small news editor with one father.
The matter in question was but one
weekend, two days.

Sufler it, Perry, my mind screamed as
I dialed the number. -

“Daddy,” I said, teeth clinched, “I got
the brochure.”

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out after your initial buzz. Cooperation with fellow
employees brings advancement. -

t“ (Apr. 20-May 20) Who you choose to be
around says a lot about yourself. If you want to succeed,
seek out successful people. Parking problems persist
while moon is in your sign ’til Saturday.

H (May 21-June 22) You have the opportunity to
learn from another’s mistakes. Remember if a Wildcat
comes from Florida and says an alligator hit him, believe
him. An old song will bring mixed emotions.

“I? (lune 23-Aug. 22) You will find the love of
your life eventually. Something good will happen per-

haps.

l. Ouly 23-Aug. 22) You are wise because you don't
judge people by the way they look. You'll have to explain
that to someone this week. This is a good week to meet
with your adviser.

m (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) This is a great week for new
beginnings. Success in both love and job hunt is immi-
nent. The past is prologue.

[in (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) This week you’ll be around
someone doing something you don’t approve of. Speak
out. Your silence is seen as consent. Consider participa-
tion in theater arts; it could expand your people skills.

Sculls (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Your friends are like for—
tune cookies: It’s what's inside that counts. Release of
sexual tension is within your grasp.

W (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Choose your battles or

your adversaries will. A new friendship emerges by mak
ing another the center of attention.

Wk" (Dec. ZZ-Jan. 19) If you want a prime.
you’re going to have to kiss a lot of frogs. Kiss your frog
today! Helicopter sounds serves as an omen for the need
to study more.

Anal-Is (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) This week it is more
important to control your future than the remote. First
tests set the stage for the rest of the semester. Meeting
your neighbors this week will pay off later in the
semester.

FllMclips

Movies showing in Lexington theaters this weekend
starting tomorrow.

 

Angels in the Out- A small boy prays for angels to help

 

 

field his baseball team. PG

Blankman Dweeb becomes crime tighter. PG-
13

Body Snatchers Horror tale of body snatching. R

 

Kids run their own summer camp.
PG

Agent helps declare war on Latin
American dru trade. PG-13

Young boy ta es the stand in
Grisham adaptation. PG-13 _-
The Color of Niihl Erotic Wer starring Bruce Willis. R

Corrine Corrine Whoopi Goldberg changes lite ol

widow and dau hter. PG
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Camp Nowhere

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The Fllntstones Comedy based on ore-historic car-
toon. PG

Forrest Gump Dim-witted man gains fame through
positive attitude. PG-13

60 Fish Lesbian romantic comedy. R g

“Widen in Sean Connery plays a doctor. PG-

.AJI'lJa 13

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NR

 

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dueling reporters. PG

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PG

It Could Happen Cop wins lottery and splits it with

to You waitress. PG

It Happened One Clark Gable stars as reporter in this

Ni lit classic. NR

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PG

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lo_ng exile. G

The Mask Boring banker finds powers in magi-

Jdmds PG-13

Maverick Mel Gibson plays a gambler who
meets his match. PG

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tute. PG-13

m We couple becomes famous

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men. R
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