xt77sq8qcr95 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt77sq8qcr95/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19600211 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, February 11, 1960 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 11, 1960 1960 2013 true xt77sq8qcr95 section xt77sq8qcr95 Coed Moves Big George Into Holmes Hall By MIKE WENNINGER Thursday Associate Editor What does a girl do with a 5- foot, stuffed toy Saint Dernard when she has only a v small room In Holmes Hall In which to put it, and the room Is already filled with clothes, books, and her roommate' belongings? Tat Botner, sophomore home economics major from Taducah, would like to have the answer to this question. She is in such a pre- dicament after winning Big George, the toy Saint Bernard given as first pri2e Tuesday afternoon at a drawing sponsored by Kennedy Book Store. The drawing was done by little blond Carol Ann Kennedy, daugh- ter of Joseph P. Kennedy, owner of the store. Carol was all dressed up for the occasion in a petite red dress with white polka dots. The first name she drew was that Lexington girl of a who was ineligible to win because the drawing was limited to UK : ' 'a Li TVeu; Grade System Stumps Engineers The Winner Pat llotncr The numter of engineering stu- dents failing the Engineer In Training Examination last semest- er was much greater than that of past semesters. Stanley F. Adams, associate pro- fessor ci applied mechanics, ex- plalned the large number of fail- in students by stating that the Slate Be aid cf Registeration for Professional Engineers has recent- ly revised the testing system. The revision requires student to pass each fcf the eight parts of the test. Previously, their grades were basis. Now figured on an over-a- ll a student must repeat any partic- ular pirt of the test that he fails, Tin examination, piven twice a by the board, was one-ha- lf of the wntten examination which a student must pass before he can a register d engineer. The second half of the test is tiken after a person has acquired four years cf satisfactory experi- ence wcikiiig with professional engineer, Requiring eight hours to com- plete, the examination contains eiht . separate ..parts. ..It ..covers chemistry, mathematics, engineer- ing drawing, mechanics, .thermo- dynamic, hydraulics, physics, and electricity. Prof. Adams added that two other. realms why students failed me test. wtre mat tney taui'u i.. iu students. gesture, With a trouper-lik- e Carol reached into the box again take the test seriously and that they failed to obtain a basic un- derstanding of their "service" courses, on which the test was given. Service courses are basic courses taken in an enginerring depart- ment other than the student's major. An example would be a civil engineering student's courses in electricity or hydraulics, Engineer In Training certifi- rates were granted to 34 of the students taking the examination, rrof. C. S. C'rouse secretary of the board, stated that it was against the board's policy to re lease the number of students who took the test. This is done to pro-yetect the students, he added, Of the number who failed, some will have to repeat the entire amination. while others will have to take certain parts over, Prof. Crouse said the number of Kentucky students who pass the test is above average in comparsion with the number of students pass- ing in other states. One change to be made In the examination procedure is that in the future, only senior students will be allowed to take the exam- ination. Previously, juniors were permitted to take the test. The E.I.T. examination will be given again on April 27 at UK and .... .me in 11- university oi i.ouisvuie. ar tt: More 11 . 1 leinfton Iir.lt l.lli residences are they (u.i"""-- tlf " IAC T" -- I." DV. vv- I.... .... ctiiMtut. Tile latc-- t victims are two houses on Woodland Avenue, across iror.i Cooperstown, which are now being razed to make room for new fraternity houses. Construction of the houses, for Alpha Gamma Rho and Sigma Clil fraternities, Is scheduled to begin this tpring, according to George R. Kavanaugh, UK associ- ate uusiiitss manager. Plans for the structures have been forwarded to Frankfort where must be approved by the J9 f 11. . tt l. lninil. miu u. IT tH I .i v .1 . k 4. 1 I 1 V III.!,, h.III I.A cc1""'. mi" anaugh said. ir urn, rv- - "We hope to award contracts not later than April 1." he added, "and to have the houses rer.dy for oc- - cupancy in September." To be financed by the sale of bonds, the houses, costing approx- imately $150,000 each, will be turned over to the fraternities on long term leases. The same method was usru to iiiiuiilc tuusc un fraternity row. Both houses will be brick struc- - Oeorge and posed with him for a Kernel photographer. While pos- lng, she noticed the wooden keg which Big George, like all good. Saint Bernards, carries on his neck, "By the way, that doesn't come filled," Rechenbach quickly ex- plained. After some pictures had been taken. Ilechenbach and Kennedy picked up the dog and carried him across Limestone Street to Holmes Hall. Girls cast curious looks at Big George and cried "Oh!" as he was brought into the dormitory, Pat's room Is on the second floor so it was announced, "Some men are coming up to the second floor." Squeals of delight came from the second floor through the intercom speaker. Then Pat, Big George, Kennedy, Rechenbach, the photographer, and a Kernel reporter crowded into an elevator and the dog was lifted to the second floor, where he was greeted by tome of his new neigh- bors. Big George was placed on Pat's bed and some more pictures were Continued On Page S "Tk r& no w-TE- nJJHUJ tt 1a.UU University of Kentucky Vol. LI LEXINGTON, KY., THURSDAY, FEB. II, 1960 No. 63 onse .aockers Hired For M ilitary Dance The House Rockers, local rock n Bob Dickey, publicity chairman roll band, will play for the Military tor the dance, said he expected the Bau at 8 p.m. Friday, in the SUB danc to be a success, both finan- lally and hill, m Last year's dance, which featured group is led by the Jimmy Dorsey Band, had a The Alonzo Robinson of Lexington. $900 deficit. Charles Vinegar is the vocalist. A queen and three attendants Originally from Georgetown, the were chosen by cadets earlier this band was formed in 1950 and has week, but they will not be an- played for the Military Ball in the nounced until the dance. .. .. ... past. juay u ueu. queen or tne Military Ball, will crown the new queen. Last semester cadets nominated 30 girls as queen candidates. for queen are: Candidates fun-wis- e. an 2 Woodland Lots Beins Cleared For Use By AGR, Sigma Chi 1 and pulled out rat's card. The little girl then drew the cards of Alice Hcdger, the four runners-up- : David Sanders. Katie Welch, and Mollle Nan Mylor.- - Each won a small replica of Big George. The manager of the store, Tom Rechenbach. had difficulty getting the dog and its new owner to- gether. Pat was not present at the drawing, so Rechenbach phoned her at Holmes Hall to tell her the news. Pat's roommate Ernestine Gil- bert answered the call and said Pat was studying at the Margaret I. King Library. Rechenbach drove to the dormitory picked up Miss Gilbert and then went to the library to find Pat. She was located in the Reserved Reading Room. After exclaiming what a girl would exclaim on learning that she has won a huge toy Saint Bernard worth $125. Pat started back to the store with her roommate and Rechenbach. "I can't Imagine what we'll do with him!" she said to Miss Gil- bert on the way. At Kennedy's, Pat met Big w ur ,, i...u ouC Buchanan, Linda Coffman, Nancy Drew, Janice Fister, Alice Ford, tures housing 48 men. , On the Lana Fox. Cathy Herndon, Julie . ... T n..l..i .1 , .1 l.i uauumm nu.uc T a.i?cii, T nAnnnt kiuuiiu nuur .ui ratii win dc aming, . ..... . T i i. jean iester, cnsciiia Kiiciien, ana recreation lacuiiies plus an apartment for the house Lynn, Katie Maddux. mother. A partial basement will be built into both to be used as utility rooms. But the similarity Graduating Seniors ends there. Seniors who will graduate in Tne gigma Chi house to be June must file for their degrees constructed at Woodland and Hill- top Avenues wilI of colonial in Dean White's office before architecture with four huge pillars Tuesday. aiong tne front wU a striking contrast to AGR's house next door, which will be of modern design similar to those on - 1 . .. fraternity row. Dick Armstrong, Sigma Chi president, said they were planning dedication ceremonies in 1 Vickie McLendon, Mary Miller, Juive Moore, Mignoa Nelson, Kay Norence, Sue Ann Page, Pixie Priest, Gerri Ranch, Carolyn Salver, Anne Schwartx. Jane Shep herd, Kay Shropshire, Kathy Song- ster, Judy West, and Janet West moreland. Tne confederate Squad of the pPP.hiniT Rifipc u,m nrnviri Pntr tainment durins intermission afc UM....a th danrp Members of the Pershing Rifles wilj form a saber arch for the and ner attendants to walk under The dance is formai for aI1 AiP Force and A cadets. This means they must wear their uni- forms The Arnold Air Society, Persh- n Rifles Scabbard and Blade ' and the Air Force Sponsor Corps are sponsoring the dance. Richard Steckler is chairman of the Military Ball planning committee. Committee members include Robert Dickey, Anna Owen, and Frank Schollett. Tickets may be purchased from members of the sponsoring groups or at the dance. University To Get Part Of Kentucky Heart Fund Financial support is being UK will receive a large part of the money contributed last year sought through the 1950 Heart "We certainly hope the house is to the Kentucky Heart Fund, ac- - Fund Drive being conducted this completed by then." he said, "as cording to the Kentucky Heart month, we've invited our national officers Association. down for the dedication." The report concerning the use Barney Hornback. AGR treas- - of last years fund stated that Lex- Today's Meelinjrs ington and Louisville will receive urer, wasn't so optimistic. Student I'nion Personnel Com ' Our tentative plans are to move $59,200. UK and the University of mittee, Room 204, 5 p.m. in before the fall semester begins Louisville will receive $45 000 of Recreation Student I'nion but it's too early to make definite this sum to finance nine separate 4-- f : 7'. JUnt wr.!! UK Expansion .1 This house is one of two befng raird to nuke room for proposed AGR and S.'uii I'hl fraternity houses. plans." he said. AGR's present house at 450 Rose Lane, which has been home to the members since 1942. was turned over to the University and applied toward the cost of the land on which the new structure will be built. UK has rented the house at 232 East Maxwell to Sigma Chi for the past two years. "We plan to keep both old build- ings until we find a ue for the land," said. research investigations. Heart centers in the two cities will receive the remaining $11.?00 tor equipment to carry out "open heart" surgery and for heart ex- amination services, The report stated that approxl- of the $328,000 mately nine-tentcontributed last year U being used to finance an expanding program of research, health education, and community service within the hs state. Committee, Social Room, 5 p.m. Women's Administrative Coun4-- cil, Music Room, 4-- 5 p.m. Eta Sigma Phi. Room 206. S p.m. KESF.A, Music Room, 5:30 p.m. Little Kentucky Derby Committee, Room 203, 5:30 p.m. Movie, Ballroom, 5:13 p.m. Society for the Advancement of Management, Room llA, 6 p.m. Beta Alpha 1M. Room 201.6:39 p.m. * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, UU. 2 10 11, Youlh Urged To TJiink Seriously On Polities Young people were urged. to do . . I more serious imnning iiuuui antJr., in ics by Richard P. MoloneyTuesday a talk to the Coed-Y- , night. "Although it might burst your head open, do read articles that stimulate thinking." urged the Lexington attorney. "Young people are wanted In politics to think and act toward the good of the political program." Maloney said. Maloney said he felt that if young people would actually do some serious concentration about the field of politics they would be more able to see what the governing forces consist of and ways of improving this body. He added that winning elections is a tremendous tonic because one knows that his thoughts nnd actions have influenced people to vote for him aid his cause. "Although youth cries to be allowed to participate in politics, over 73 percent of the voters purged from the Lexington voting lists this year were the . f 11 Y; "5s h-- V : v. v. A I -- ! r- Proposed UK Expunsiotis "X's" mark the spot for three new UK structures to be built in the next few years. The buildings are from left. Commerce, Student Union, and scinee. Construction on all of the buildings is expected to begin this year. In the foreground are the new TJK Medical Center buildings and heating plant. TFie Ilolclikiss Chosen To Visil Capitol American Soldiering Tougher Than Most, Britons Believe BERLIN (AP) What's the difference between the British and American armies? Four soldiers who've seen both sides say, the British have more pinups in their lockers than Americans; American soldiering is tougher than most Britons think; American teamaking is enough to drive a man to drink milk. The four are part of an experiment in which soldiers of one army are put through the training routine of the other. Most of the Britons the Americans have come into contact with are Scotchmen, because at present the British garrison in West Berlin is largely composed of companies from the Royal Scots. Is it true that Scotchmen are stingy? "Not at all." said Devane. "I found it to be just the reverse." An interview with the two British soldiers disclosed that the British think the American Army is a soft deal. Lance Cpl. Robert Mochrie, 21, So far. the training has insaid: "You always hear our chaps ofvolved only noncommissioned ficers' schooling which lasts four groaning, 'I wish I had joined the American Army.' Actually, weeks. American discipline is quite "The British aren't as stiff and strict." reserved as one always hears," His buddy, Cpl. Robert S. Ansays Sp. 4;C David W. Roberts, drew, 22, agreed. "We thought it l'.y, of Moscow, Ohio, "but they would be cushy over here. We certainly drink a lot of tea." were wrong." Sp. Charles li. Devane, 24, Despite the American discipline, of Quitman, Ga., reports that the the Britons had only two major Britisli are cool toward German gripes tea bags and plastic cups girls. dispensed by the V. S. Army. "In general," says Devane, "the "The cups give the tea a funny British seem to care less for German girls than do the Americans. ENDS TODAY Maybe there are harder feelings "HAPPY because of the war." ANNIVERSARY" But the British do pay attention s. "They have more pinto ups than we do." Roberts reports. "The U. S. Army sorta frowns on those things." un-UM- . ial ic taste," Andrew reports, "and then there are those bags. . . ." "We finally decided to drink nothing but milk." Mochrie added. Their other gripe was aimed at American soldiers who aren't up on simple geography. "They keep calling us Englishmen," Mochrie complains with a smile. "It really makes us annoyedthey seem to forget that England and Scotland are two different countries." What about those pinups? "Yes," Mochrie admits, "we are permitted to have pinups in our Ictkers provided they aren't toy colorful." OPEN n Hsu Euclid DAILY 1:34 Dr. Margaret Hotchkiss, professor of bacteriology, has been selected to go to Washington, D. C. as a panelist for the National Science Foundation Fellowships. Fellowships are given to graduate students who wish to start, continue, or finish graduate work. Each application will be reviewed by a panel consisting of members representing the different fields of the applicants. Anyone may apply for one of these fellowships, and each application will be reviewed by at least three of the panel members. All panelists are given minimum living and traveling expenses for the trip. ELECTRIC AND INDOOR 'IN-CA- P.M. Open 6 p.m. David Wayn "LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME" Jamas He ahio said the differences of parties in small local governments is small. Men's Glee Club Elects Officers The UK Men's Olee Club hi? elected officers for the first tlin-- j in at least five years. Officers elected Tuesday nUht are Dave Barker, president; Milron Minor, vice president; and Harold Tinnell. secretary-treasure- r. Tinnell said the club will bo:i: recognition keys to it giviiiK members nuain. He said l;ty have not been presented for several years. The present meir.lvn will receive then keys of this semester. at the etui ... hv seen THE SCENE II COFFEEHOUSE Serving Italian Provolone with German Salomi Thursday eve KNOCKY PARKER Jazz on the Piano 7:30-9:3- 0 Western Ballad, English Ballad, Old Ballad e Price 7Sc Saturday eve BEATNIK PARTY Poetry Reading, Piano Playing, Guitar Playing 7:30? 55 Only At Cagncy Folk-Lor- 7:30-11:3- 0 Gary Cooper Charlton Helton, "WRECK of the MARY DEARE" Tech Scope 6 4S & 10:30 Van Johnson, Vera Miles "SUBWAY IN THE SKY'' Sunday eve 1:1 I MUI Debbie Reynolds KNOCKY PARKER Glenn Ford "GAZEBO" Jazz on the Piano 7:30-9:3- 0 pin-up- ENDS TODAY . . . : CHEVY m wmm 7:30 Starts Your Host P20URE Y P.M.-- l A.M. ... JOHN LOY FRIDAY F.ICTJQII CHASE VILLAGE TUESDAY-SUNDA- pawling; TOMORROW! Ike Invites UK Student To Meeting 854 EAST HIGH ST. "Operation Petticoat" THE SCENE II COFFEE HOUSE CARROI 2 171 P 1. HAKt H HOC! H MOOHt. W Al I I H SI F.AK VI I OHIO CiAbbMAN I l James C. Irwin, milling engineer-in;- freshman, has been invited by President Eisenhower to attend the President's Conference on Occupational Safety, in Washington, D. C. March Irwin, a member of Triangle fraPa., ternity from Collegeville, addressed the conference two years ago as a representative of the Boy Scouts organization. The conference will bring together more than 3,000 representatives from industry, labor, agrieducation, insurance, culture, health, government, and private .afety organizations from all parts ol thu; country. Their purpose is to devise and for lowering the apply means death and injury rates of job accidents. Delegates will examine problems arising out of nw safety and health hazards brought about by the recent technological and social, changes in our economy. CM m, in yi. i REMEMBER: r i l : LOUIS ARMSTRONG 3. I AND HIS All Star Band At The life: a. 42 ' ccixa v t. mo m m vm MEMORIAL COLISEUM FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 8:30 P.M. RESERVED $2.50 SEATS is loney. Ballad Singer BEN STORY NOW! thru SAT. CHavy Ch NOW SHOWING! Day, "The theory of government the organization of people. These people should not primarily interest themselves with the type of tobacco a candidate smokes, or if he has blue eyes, but should consider what the person is thinking and if he can improv any current problems," said Ma- HEATERS SEATING mum 'THE LAST ANGRY MAN' Doris the group. Friday eve Avnu Paul Muni, have rerrntly been al this privilege," Maloney toll olds lowed GENERAL ADMISSION $1.50 Tickets on sale at Graves, Cox and The SUB V * 3 THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, Comic Valentines Replace 4 Satin Hearts And Flowers The Avorl.ttec! Press Time was when n young irl it true that our budriinq would triune at the siuht of a 111 !(.'!.( s fiircastic Valentine, but limes have hlVP been brainwa-heby ir.odern swains chaiisfd. Humorous cards hate become sn Why el e would thr youiiRcr prn-- c popular with the younscr set that i at if n prefer coniic Valentines a youru Rlrl, unlike her ma and tc Miithncntal style? grandma, would probably ti hysterical at the sight of a strictly A. sentimental card, even In I.eap Year. cards ore on the scene again this year in goodly numbers, modern versions of popular cards of a or more hro. But there also will be more sentimental cards available & this year. Card designers are hoping for the best, buoyed on by Leap Year. They have dipped into their palettes and props for hearts of frosted gold, padded satin, and simulated lace, hoping to stem the tide. At a recent display of antique and modern Valentine cards it was difficult to tell the difference between the old Dan Cupid and the Hy I d Fun-pokin- i? half-centu- c (t ry I960 Version ThK little sarcastic mouse says, "Nothing makes me sick." true. Oiil i:i bjK'inc days had their ways of Mttiii5 even, and a typical Valentine sent to a wolf exhibited a t;ay blade twirling his moustache with the caption "Lady Killer." The wording was bitter. And to an old maid of that era went this insulting message that undoubtedly brought chagrin, shock and tears: VOds Bobs, I'll never wed with is you And leave my rosy smiling Sue. With all they pelf, thou (han't be mine, Thou URly. wrinkled Valentine." But in I960 a Rirl will laugh hilariously, no doubt, at getting one of the traditional squelchers which this year might go like this: "Sweetheart, you're one in a million, and if I ever lose interest in the other 999,999, I'll let you know." The difference is that she's getting used to the casual attitude of the modern romancer. and U.S. Cnm-n- UK Quintet To Perforin In Louisville TV.T v ffpfeDorkeyS-YdurrptJ- if Aqd of th? tfiird. Jor.f rrjost IVo Dr. Spokes To lie AA.M.E. Director represented at the convention by Dr. R. E. Swift and Dr. J. G. Morris, professors of metallurgical engineering, who are members of several important A.I.M.E. fit Dunn Drugs rvniri Prompt Reliable Prescription Service I r Fountain Service Occasion Parachute. Either A LOCKPOIIT, N. Y. AP g raccoon may have set some kind of bailout record here when utility workers tried to rescue it from atop a pule wheie it was perched. The raccoon llu,rt.jy jU;nped the 40 feet to the . . ground ana waddled ml, appar- ently none the worse for the leap. absurd. These donkeys had their day in the era of shocker cards. They are from a number of old cards shown at the N'orcross Historical Collection of Valentines. Dr. E. M. Spokes, professor of mining engineering, will be installed as a director of the Soence on the use of radioisotopes ciety of Mining Engineering at the in research. annual convention of the AmeriDuiing the war. he was in charge can Institute of Mining, Metallurof studies of radiochemistry and gical, and Petroleum Engineers in of multifarious pro- New Yoik next week. the chemi.-tr- y ducts of uranium fission. Dr. Spokes, chairman of the Dr. Coryell's studies, along with Mining Committee of the Coal DiJ. A. Merinsky and L. E. Glcndenin vision of the A.I.M.E., will also asled to the chemical identification sume the chairmanship of the proof the missing element 61, officially gram committee of the society. named Promenthium in 1949 as a The University is also to result of this work. He worked in specialized areas at Oak Ridge as well as the University of Chicago and participated in the design and use of "Hot Laboratory" for work with large amounts of radioactivity. Dr. Coryell's lecture is one in a series sponsored by the American Chemical Society during the year. di ltinz-'l-Kini- Bofd For Any i accepted invitations to speak durlPublic Roads. ing the 12th Annual Kentucky Armstrong, from the U.S. Highway Conference, sponsored at VL I)t .Mt.r.ent of Commerce, will ad-- UK by the Kentucky Department t!.e Kentucky Highway Co- of Highways and the College of ulee. re at UK on Marc h 1 and 2. Engineering. Mr. Armstrong's speech, "HighCi'. v. Combs and Mr. Armstrong ways and People," will he the keynote address March 1st, at Anderson Hall. i, l.ov. v.omus win iuuuess a inor "v tiiirm 'it " " 'w 'irrH " 1. The governor will be introduced by Prof. David K. Blythe, head of the Civil Engineering Department, who will preside at the meeting. Prof. Blythe stated that "600 UK Woodwind Quintet will The present the University at the city, county, and state officials, if FMithern Region Convention' of interested in building and main- Music Teachers National Associa- tenance of highways, are expected meeting." to attend the two-da- y tion this week at Louisville. quintet, which has appeared The at the Music Educator's National An Old Grudge Convention meetings and through-cDRESDEN, Ohio (AP) Fred the state, representing UK's will play for a White was fined $10 and costs Music Department, pci i.il meeting Thursday morning after Allan Abmyer was beaten jind lor the general sevsion Thurs- in the lobby of a hotel. Authorities said the two had been quarday alternnon. group are Dr. reling. White is 71; Abmyer. 84. Members of the A. McAiiinch. oboe; Warren darinet; Jerry Hall. rem h bui ii; Sat ah l ouse, flute; and Dr. A!rmi:t" llowill, bass. Dr :: mirth WriUit and Mr. of (i, l !. Km. my, prok'-sorm the will pic.scnt ii.ii the ry ection to the convention. v. Bei t Combs ioner of Sandwiches and Short Orders Open 7:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. CALL pole-siltin- WILL DUNN MICIILEK FLOUIST DRUG COMPANY 49-fo- ot Lime find Maxwell DIAL .... 417 East Maxwell J I . h v , - - ' m . 1 MALI'S PHARMACY -- ft The Prescription Center a vv 915 S. Lime n Cosmetics Men's Toiletries FREE PARKING REAR OF STORE 1 19 South Limestone A. s mis--- :)ii&,iXifA mmm : SMOOTH SHAVE f Near Rose Prescriptions Fountain Open 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. J h hA FLOWERS Gov. Combs To Address 1 2 Ih Highway Conference II, 10-- new, and designers hope his aim Massachusetts Professor To Speak At Kaslle Hall Dr. Charles D. Coryell, professor of chemistry at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, will address the Lexington section of the American Chemical Society at 7:30 p.m. today, in room 201, Kastle Hall. Well known for his contributions to science. Dr. Coryell has worked on the University of California staff with Dr. Linus Pauling. He was visiting professor at the Weizman Institute of Science in Israel and consultant to I'XKSCO in planning the 1957 Paris Confer Tel). Stays moist and firm throughout your shave! regular or new mentholated Take your choice of new, cool mcntlioljted or regular Smooth Shave. Holh have rich, thick Old Spice quality lather that won't dry up lefore you've hnUhcil shaving. end raor lira? comHolh soften your heard instantly pletely. For the closed, cleanest, quickest shaves ... try Old Spice Smooth Shave! "00 rui n Flat P. vice SMOOTH SHAVE by SHULTON * University Soapbox The Kentucky Kernel Entftfd st the Text Fubli.shrd University of Kentucky Office at Lrxington, KrntmVy a nwond cIhh mttr nW the lour times wrrV during the rrffnlur honl vrr pxcrut holulav SIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAR Bob Anderson, Managing Editor Scales Of Justice Act of March 3, 1879. Stewart IIedceh, Sports Editor Assistant Managing Editors Dick Ware and John Mitchell, riwtographers Stuart Coldfarb and Paul Dykes, Advertising Managers Terry Asiilkt, Business Manager Beverly Cardwell, Circulation Bob Herndon, Hank Chapman, and Skip Taylor, Cartoonists Staff Writer: George Smith. Reggie Cordis. Logan Bailey. Bobbie Maitnn, Robert Orndorff. Jane Alice Akin, Society Editor Finley. Herb Steeley. Spencer. Richard tledlund, Mlchele Fearing. Sue Srt. Christ Fltzwater, Scottie Helt. Newton Bennett. Merritt Deitz. Bob Fraser, Noma Johnson, McCauley, John von La Ronald McKee. Mary Lucille Miller, James Lawrence Perkins. Jim Phillips. Neila Sharron Scott, Alien Travis. Edward D. Van Hook. Eleanor Burkhard, Beverly Cardwell, and Tonl Lennos. Bill Blakeman, Neus Editor TIIURSDArS NEWS STAFF Mike Wenninger, Associate Communications Crackup The University last week witnessed one of the most appalling breakdowns in communications ever witnessed on its campus. Last week's preclassification morass which still continues with unabated vigor showed a greater lack of cooperation between all parts of the University, from the highest office in the Administration Building to the lowest freshman, than one could have thought possible. We cannot, and will not, condemn nor praise the plan without seeing it given another chance. We can, however, denounce the apparent dearth of cooperation shown by many parties. The fact that 2,000 students failed to preclassify was surprising in itself, but that a student who had been here last fall did not even know about preclassification is almost unbelievable. The Kernel devoted countless lines of type to the explanation of the new system, yet many faculty members as well as students had almost no idea at all of what they were supposed to do. We do not know if the Registrar's Office is fully to blame for failing to instruct personally every UK instructor, secretary, and student in preclassification procedures, but some one should have taken it upon himself to do so. Many of these people did not have enough interest to do so on their own. There were numerous examples of one hand not knowing what the other was doing. One department had to issue special instructions to advisers informing them its classes were still open regardless of earlier instructions from the Registrar's Office. It was predicted long ago that there would be a rush of students wanting to change their schedules would descend upon the Administration Building, yet these students were shuttled back and forth like ping pong balls. Few people in the Administration Building seemed to know what to do with these students. Many instructors and advisers must not have been apprised of the importance of preclassifying and registering as they managed to be conveniently unavailable during registration and the schedule-- c h a n g i n g period. Other instructors reportedly threatened students with failure in their courses if they bothered them (the instructors) with preclassifying. Everywhere there are indications of the lack of communication. We still don't know what to do with the blue card. An Un vengeful Victory Blessed are those who wait and blessed even more are those who refuse to fall into the hands of a nge-minded few. Perhaps no better way could be found to describe the conduct of UK fans at Monday night's basketball game against Mississippi reve- State. Revenge can be sweet but holding oneself above it can be even sweeter and this is what the fans seemed to sense after a short time. Admittedly there were moments of booing and harrassing from the fans for several minutes during the first half, but this came not only from the UK section, but from all over the Coliseum. The fans "day of reckoning" was here and their short-livereaction looked rather meek in comparison to last year's game and the behavior of Mississippi State fans. If you remember, this contest later decided the Southeastern Conference champion, but at the time Kentucky and Mississippi State were running neck and neck. Instead of trying a "little ol' Southern hospitality," Mississippi fans decided to take a hand in things and see if they couldn't assist the five players on the floor with cowbells, jeers, and boos. Supporting one's team to the hilt is admirable, but not when GEORGE SMITH (The tines expressed herein are Dill Neikirk, Editor Paul Zimmerman and Qarole Martin, Hy t and exams. those of the author and not those of the Kernel.) The wheels of justice take many a weird and motley twist in the course of their revolutions. Exemplification of this adage is evident in the recent perpetrations of the judicial machinery on this campus. We refer, of course, to the decisions levied over the past semester against various forms of cheating. A memlxT of the swimming team was suspended for a semester for taking a chemistry final for a fraternity brother. Prior to that another member of another sport presumably escaped punishment when involved in a legendary midnight excursion. Presumably that is, because no information to the contrary was ever released to the public scrutiny. It is known definitely that this other athlete was not hindered in his educational progress. Is this lx'cause of the nature of the sport that he participated in? All ol whiih makes us wonder, how did the Air Force get left out? There is a certain sentimental notion that mute, inglorious Miltons, When one of the Mississippi players fouled out and was given a sincere applause by UK fans, one could sense that there had been another victory won besides the walloping final score. 90-5- 9 d KERNELS A student at the University of Wis-cousi- n has his problems. He is claimed both by the Army and by the Navy. The other case where according to