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Recently
discovered
pickup lines
of William
Shakespeare

i. “To do me, or not to
do me. THAT is the
question.”

2. “O! Prithee sitteth
upon my visage, and
perchance to let me
divine thy weight."

3. "Wouldst thou away
to yon Motel 6 with
me?"

4. “But soft, what light
through yonder
trousers breaks?"

5. "Greetings to you,
fair sailor."

6. “Is this a dagger I see
before me? Nay! I'm
merely happy to cast
eyes upon thy
beauty!"

7. “Hey baby, can
Ophelia up?"

8. “Without thine
companionship, dear
lady, l fearest I'd
spend the evening
with pen in hand, if
thou knows what I
mean."

9. “My heart, it pines, as
my trousers tent."

to. “Wouldst thou care

to join me in forming
the beast with two
backs?"

"If I whispered in

thine ear that thou

hadst a body of
beauty unknown but
to the heavens,
wouldst thou hold it
against me?"

12. "Shall l compare thee
to a brick
outhouse?”

l3. “Et tu, cutie?"

l4. "Of course, ‘Romeo
and Gertrude' is just
a working title. I
might be persuaded
to change it for you,
M'Lady "

15. “How about a little
puck?"

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http://amtgard.com/~am
tgard/archive/O3.97/
0247.html

Beameth me
upeth (Star
Trek meets
Shakespeare)

Riker: “To be, or not to
be, what the hell is
going on here?"

Borg: "I am Hamlet of
Borg, to be, or not to
be assimilated..."

Worf: "To be, or not to
be, there is no
question, I have
disgraced my family
and now must die!"

Kirk: “To be, or not to
be..." (With really
elaborate hand
gestures and poorly-
done melodramatic
overacfing.)

Picard: "To be or not to
be...make it so"

Wesley: "To be, or not
be a pathetic wuss."

Data: "To be, or not to
be-I fail to see the
importance of this
vague query."

Geordi: "To be, or not be
modulated, that is
the question. 'Tis
nobler to suffer the
slings and arrows of
the tachyon flux-
emission or to
compensate for the
delta-trialic waves...
aye but there's the
rub, whether or not
our forward sensor
array can detect such
particles..."

http://home.earthlink.ne
t/~chrisqood/funny_s
tuff/Shakespeare.html

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Illl theater senior Bo List, center, directs Patti lieying as Beatrice, left, and Joe Gatton as Benedick, right in “Much Ado About Nothing"

All the world’
a stage

He's the boss: Multi-talented UK theater senior directs Much Ado About Nothing;
offers creativity, advice and guidance to fellow thesbians

By Robert Ouan
5cm canon

Bo List slides his resumé out of a
neat leather briefcase like a man un-
sheathing a sword. Placing it on the table
between us, he points to the top.

“It doesn’t look so good," List says,

make their own things happen."
Invention has played a key part in
List's ability to seize recognition. His for-
ay into the Lexington theater community
was spearheaded by a company List
formed with the apt name. Chance The-

ater.

referring to the layout, “but all the infor-

mation’s there."

The 25-year-old UK theater senior

“Whenever I want to do something
not at the university or do different pro-

put it on,“ he said.

duces at venues like
next to the Kentucky
longevity as a student.

“It helps," he said

skimpy. flaccid re-

 

 

has a formidable arsenal of past direct-

ing experience cataloged on his resume.
Besides the forthcoming “Much Ado
About Nothing," List has eight directors’
credits and three assistant directors’

credits to his name.

His first play, “Pink Angles", which
was penned by List, was produced as a
UK Mainstage play in 1995 and was cho-
sen to represent the university in the
Kennedy Center/ American College The
ater Festival, not a bad reception for a
play written and directed at the age of 21.

“What various graduate schools and
other people I've talked to generally want
is a kind of inventiveness and entrepre-
“People that

neurial flair” List said.

for 4 is $20.

Show schedule:
Hamlet July 7 to it

At the Arboretum, across from
Commonwealth Stadium

Tickets: $2 general admission, reserved chair
seating $7 and reserved blanket seating

Gates Open at 7 pm. Curtains go up at 8:45
pm.

Signing for the hearing impaired provided
each Wednesday performance.

To Kill a Mocking Bird July l4 to la
Much Ado About Nothing July 22 to 25

sume."

 

. WEEW EPEHVEL. If nothing else.
List wields the sword
The 4“ of invention deftly.

He’s owned Common
Grounds, a staple of
campus coffee cul-
ture, acted in vari-
ous plays and plans
to return to writing
once his schedule
clears.

“I think I have
created a lot of my

own opportunity."
he said. “It’s been
seen enough that

jects, I’ll find people and a space and just

List credits a good deal of his expo
sure to these productions. which be pro-

the Bar Complex
Theater and his

. “If I’d graduated

after four years I would have a very thin,

INSIDE

Hamlet makes
the grade | 2

00's and don'ts
for those
attending the
Shakespeare
festival I 2

A look at local
art galleries'

 

 

The Unforgettables versus the Undeniables, with new coaches

By Dave German
SPORTS EDITOR

UK basketball fans are go-
ing to experience the fantasy of
their lives this weekend.

Dreams for UK basketball
fans will come true on Satur-
day evening when the ‘96 Na-
tional Champions take on the
‘98 National Champions in
“The Game: A Night of True
Champions.”

And who should fans
thank for coming up with this

 

brilliant idea? The one. the
only, Derek Anderson.

The player everyone
knows and loves from his raz-
zle-dazzle dunks and shoulder-
bouncing celebrations is not
shy at all about his prediction
for the big game.

“We will win. hands
down.“ Anderson said. “We are
playing finally. It's all about
1996. We started it."

“You know we are going to
win,“ he said again. with au
thority over the phone. from
his DA Enterprise.

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for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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his own foundation. which he ' mm mm ‘52 H
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others.
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whole community.“ he said, m “MOS-4)
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ers and education for them. I g Waynemme, 90 31
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The Student Newspaper at the University of Kentucky, LeAitwnw -

World

  class

"“43“...“ American
Women 1n

World Cup
f Finals I 6

Ag fair
informs

Focuses on “Plant Science

for the Next Decade”
vacindy Finneseth

roiiié'aurwc WRI'ER

If you don‘t know fcscuc from fruit
crops or float trays from forages. then the
UK Agronomy and Horticulture li‘icld flay.
on July 1.3. can help you sort it all out.

“Thcsc cvcnts provide opportunities to
meet professors. sec what they‘re doing and
to sec iftlicir research is something you're
interested in." said Tina Wilson. hoi‘ticttlr
ture graduate student.

This year‘s focus is “Plant Scicncc for
the Next llccadc" and the format is slightly
different from previous years. l'K ficld
days have traditionally bet-n agronomic.
but this ficld day also features horticulture
and turf grass specialists.

The day begins with tours of the PK
Spindlctop Farm. located on the corner of
Iron Works Pike and Newtown Pike. begin-
ning at 8:15 am. which feature I'K re-
searchers and students discussing current
work in the areas of field crops. horticul-
ture and tuif grasses.

In addition to tours. exhibits will be on
display for students to galhct‘ information
about l'K .-\griculturc.

John Strang. IVK frtiit specialist. plans
to outline fruit production systcins suitable
for Kentucky and inform people about
growing fruit.

“(lrowing small fruits can provide in-
come at a time whcn growers usually are
not generating money." Strang said.

I’icld llay was last thd at I'K in lab?)
and over Slit) pcoplc attended

Morris liitxcr. grain crops t‘\llt'll.\liill
specialist and ficld day chairman. said he
expects a better turnout this year. partly
due to the addition of ttirf and horticulture
information.

The ficld day is free and Kentucky Beef
and Pork Producers Associations will have
booths set up to sell lunches.

MEDLENIER-

Back in
the air

The UK Hospital resumed medical hcli-
coptcr service from Jackson for the first
time since a UK helicopter crashed in
Breathitt county last month. hospital offi»
cials said.

The new helicopter. a Sikorsky 8-76
identical to the aircraft that crashed Juno
H. killing four crew members. began scr-
vicc at Monday. July .3 at it am.

“We‘re pleased to again be able to offer
this service to eastern and southeastern
Kentucky.“ (‘ollccn Swartz. director of
trauma and emergency transport for the
hospital said. “We are rccommitfing to otir
original mission of incrcascd availability."

The late-night crash occurred minutes
after the helicopter took off from Jackson's
Julian Carroll Airport on its way back to
Lexington for the night. Those killed were
pilots Ernest L. Jones .lr.. 49. of ()akwood
Village. Ohio. and Don (irccnc. iii. of Som-
erset: flight nursc Sheila chlcrs. ii. of liliz
abcthtown: and paramedic lirian Harden.
:ll. of Richmond,

No patient was aboard the flight.

Investigators have not yet dctcrmincd
what caused the helicopter to slam into a
rugged mountainside just southeast of the
airport.

The new helicopter is from the fleet of
Lafayette. Lasbased Petroleum Helicoptcrs
Inc. which has leased helicopters to UK
since the hospital began its air medical scr~
vice in 1987.

The new craft. which has not yet been
customized with the UK logo or colors. will
be called “UK Three." “UK Two“ was the
designation of the helicopter that crashed
and has been retired. along with the rum
bers of the crew members killed in the acci~
dent.

Like the previous helicopter. the new
one will be based in Jackson 12 hours a
day. seven days a week and will be used to
transport critically ill and injured patients
to Lexington. UK began its .lacksonbased
service last fall.

-Complled from staff and wire reports

 

 ArtsWeek

z I THURSDAY,JUVLY78,I999 l «grammar

Rob Ouan
Scene editor
Phone: 25771915 | Email: Kernelartiwyahoocom

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing rotten in
this Denmark

By Robert Ouan

SLth ECIIYOR

Director Joe Fer1el
slz 1Vs‘ 111 touch w ith the
w e11 dly wondeitul 11a-
ture ofthis work. With
Hamlet. the "no frills“
approach cotnes off
the best. Everything.
from the skit put on

 

this
year‘s Hamlet. it‘s
easy to remember
what a pleasure good
Shakespeare can be.

Watching

Even during (.1 dress within the play to the
rehearsal. the produc- tinal duel is simple
tion value is nearly and easy to follow.
seamless. The inter- hevm Hardesty. as
y pretation and direc- Hamlet. wh1le a touch
mw~ . tion are both excellent. older than the role. 18

and the lighting is su- riveting. There 15

 

Fred Markham, a volunteer for the Lexington Art League, checks the exhibit at the League' 5 space in the Loudon House, 209 Castlewood Drive.

Art

By Jill Gorin and Robert

N: V" i372“? AND 30% EDITCW

Arts Place
Location: 12] Nort

Hours .\lrl*l1-»l::li1 Sat lllr'l t‘losed S1111

l~I\hihit: .\lember
.\riis'i' \‘arious scl

all members of the Lexington Arts and (‘ul

'ur'il l‘oiincil

Medium: A yariet

ing Fabrics. ceramics.

The Space: Arts P
building in ilowntoy
space is nicely set up
vit‘other downtown gal

Singletary Center for the Arts

(Presidents' Room)

Location: (‘orner of Rose Street and Eu

clid

lliitlt‘s‘ .\l l9 H Ti iunlcss another activity

is pl innedi
l-I.\.hibii. Moods
Ariisr Robert Ridi

 

A list of things to
do and not do at
this year's
Shakespeare
Festival.

Do's

Bring something to
Sit on. The grass
gets itchy alter
prolonged periods
of Sitting. A blanket
or a chair are good
options.

Bug Spray: big must
for these nighttime
outdoor gigs.

A light yacket or
sweater might
come P1 handy.
even in the summer
it can get cool at
night.

Citronella candles
are okay. and a def-
inite plus if you
have that bug spray
aversion.

Food and drinks are
line it is outdoor
ltheater alter all.
But, make use ol
the plethora of
garbage cans you'll
see Nobody likes a
litter bug.

Tell people about
the show, what you
thought and so on.
Community theater
is poor and lives or
dies by the word of
mouth.

Don'ts

Get overly chatty With you
friends. Since it's outside.

low conversation is accept

able, iust keep the decibel
level way down

  
 
 
  
   
 
 
 
  
   
 
  
  
 
 
  
  

nothing overwrought
about this Hamlet. no
unnecessary cater-
wauling or yelling to
convey Hamlet's little
torments. It‘s that
deep. brooding voice
and command of the
physical environment
which makes the role
come alive. Hamlet is
passive-aggressive.

perb.

Of all the works in
the Shakespearean,
canon Hamlet stands
among the most wide-
ly known and quoted
plays. It's not the
bloodiest or most ro-
mantic. and certainly
not the most fanciful.
but it represents one

BRIAN RICHARDSON | mun smr

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The fifth in the
Eight Week Round-
up Series

on Display

Ouan Medium: Photography The Space: The Loudon House Gallery Of Shakespeat ES smost a ’ ‘ . . ,
The Space: llK‘s own premiere art serves as the space for the Lexington Ait thematically strong 1101(19111118 50.031 pdth.
gallery. the President‘s room in the Single- League. Opening receptions draw large “.0er and the quieter. II]-
tary (‘enter is small. but you can't beat its crowds and offer good food and wine. At ' g " ‘ ‘ tenge a 10th hits
proximity to campus. the end of every month the Lexington Art A theme 0f 111111 (191' the mal‘kpp ’c
11 Mill League throws its Fourth Friday bash fea- revenge. love. the loy- :

The
and

interaction
chemistry be-

turing food wine tor those of age Pepsi
products for the under 21 crowd and music.
The gallery is in an old house so art hangs

alties of friendship.

Lexington Pam": “may the loyalties of family

Location: 110 E. Main St.

(iroup Show
ected artists who are

, ' . wee Ha nlet and Ho-
Hours: MThurs $19 Fri and Sat 9-5 in different rooms and decorates the hall- ‘md _ questioning the t. t. 11 1 I, d b Ch u
sun 1.5 ways and staircase. futility of ex1stence. 13 10~ p 339 y “s

y ol‘.\lediums includ
photography.

lace occupies a large
V11 Lexington The
and close to a series
lei‘ies.

Biddle. holds enough
gravity to make the
play worth seeing.
Alicia Mantia cap-
tures Ophelia's irritat~
ing meekness wonder-
fully. Tom Phillips. as
Laertes, is suitably
dashing and wounded.
Polonius. played by
Walter Tunis. toes the

Exhibit: Syriail’ast and Present

Artist: David Hanlon

Medium: Photography

The Space: Small. but well designed.
the Lexington Public Library Gallery does
a good job at rotating exhibits. The wall fac-
ing Phoenix Park is constructed ot’glass. so
you can peek into the gallery anytime.

are evident. It‘s all i11-
terwoven into the two-
plus hours running
time the plot is
squeezed into. ‘

For this year‘s
show at the arbore-
tum. the stage has
been expanded. Sim-

Artists Attic

Location: 401 W. Main St.

Hours: Mon-Fri 105 Sat 10-4 Sun 1-4

Exhibit: Teapot Exhibit: Reception
.luly 11 24

Artist: Various

Medium: Ceramic. mixed

The space: (.‘ute little space in Victori-
an Square right in the middle of downtown.
Artists Attic has an opening reception com- .
ing 11p Sunday for the Tea Pot invitational ply put. 1t IQOkS go“?
where the public can meet the artists. 1’10 question. It S

Lexington Art League
Location: 209 (‘astlewood llr.
Hours: All“ 131 closed on weekends
Exhibit: Food as Subject in Metaphor

Artist: Various
“1‘ Medium: painting. watercolor. mixed

Lucia List and Jonathon 'Spanky' Watson show their moves in one of "Much Ado's" swinging dance numbers.

STAGE

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Bring pets The arboretum is
ideal for dogs. but plays
aren‘t.

Be your hip, late 905. digital

sell. Leave those cell phones
and pagers off or in the car.

Miss the ore-show. Curtains
for the main show are at 8:45
but get there a bit early. get
i a good spot and watch the
apprentices do their thing.

checkout their works and nibble on the re-
freshments.

 
 

,line of interpretation
between the fumbling
busybody and the sin-

roomy enough for the
cast to take full advan-
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He is also among the youngest di-
rectors the testival has eyer chosen
to direct a play.

“l'sually quality comes with
experience and experience comes
with age." List said. “The directors

they tend to choose have been
around for a long time."
l“or “Much Ado about Noth.

ing." List had a clear Vision in
1111111] for the play. List spins the
tale circa ltlllils and ills. reminis
cent of Richard Loncraine‘s 199.3
adaptation of Richard III for film.
without the tanks and shootings.

"The biggest. most remarkable
thing about this production is that
it'll beset in England at the close ol
World War ll." List said.

It‘s going to swing daddy. Willi
two fully chilreographed dance
numbers and images and music
from the ills. List‘s‘ “Much Ado"
strives to bring the play closer to
the audience and at the same time

Take pictures. yes it looks
pretty, but flashes irritate
the rest of the audience, not
to mention the actors.

ister old man. never
embracing either in-
terpretation fully. but
smoothly rotating be-
tween the two. And he
still manages to keep
it convincing.

Along with Mac-
beth and a Midsum-
mer Night‘s Dream.
it‘s one of the “must
sees" on a stage with a
good cast and director.
Reading it just doesn't
compare to seeing
Hamlet come alive in
all that .

at the end and work
with the vigorous
physicality that‘s
called for in certain
scenes.

The actors all fit
their roles. They an-
guish, they fight. and
the morbid pace of the
scenes completely fits
the ambiance of the

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hold a coherence between the
changed time and the soaring quali-
ty of Shakespeare's language. With
the resurgence of swing and the
popularity of the era. List feels that
with “Much Ado,“ he might gener-
ate interest where traditional
Shakespeare might not.

“There's a naivete and inno-
cence to the play that is very remi-
niscent of that era." List said. “I
don‘t think Shakespeare is entirely
universal. but I think this play and
time period work very well togeth»
er. or else I wouldn‘t have dared do
it on my first time out."

List's gambit with "Much Ado
About Nothing" will play at this
year‘s Shakespeare Festival with
the traditionally rendered Hamlet
and Harper Lee’s southern drama.
"To Kill a Mockingbird". This trio
of plays should push the Shake»
speare Festival to the front of Lex-
ington‘s summer theater

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is in progress. It's outdoors.
and most people are sitting
on the grass, so keep the
mingling to a minimum during
the show.

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On Tap...

For the week of July 8-July 14

THURSDAY

Jupiter Coyote. Lynagh’s. 10
pm. $6.

Steve Earle's Bastard Sons w/
the V-Roys and Todd Thibaud.
Headliners, 1386 Lexington
Avenue, Louisville. 8 pm. $8.

FRIDAY

Monte Warden w/ Bruce Robison.

Lynagh's. 10 pm. $5.

Bare Jr. w/ E| Roostars. Headlin-

ers, 1386 Lexington Avenue,
Louisville. 8 pm. $5.

Big M w/ Johnny Smoke Yats. 10
pm. $3.

SATURDAY

Bare Jr. W/ Taildragger.
Lynagh's. 9:30 pm. $6.

Emily's Garden w/ Green Genes
and Hog Operation Headliners
Music Hall, 1386 Lexington
Avenue, Louisville. 8 pm. $5.

Summer Concert by the Friends
of the Arboretum. The Arbore-
tum. 6:30 p.m. Free.

SUNDAY

The Brian Setzer Orchestra w/
Br-549. Riverbend, Cincinnati.
7:30 pm. $21.

MONDAY

The Power of Menas w/ Leb-
head.Yats.10 pm. $3.

TUESDAY

Dean Osborne w/ Bluetowne.
Lynagh's. 9:30 pm. $5.

Kluni w/ Bill Widener. Magic
Beans Coffee House. 10 pm.
Free.

WEDNESDAY
Pontius CoPilot w/ Garland
Buckeye. Lynagh's. 10 pm. $3.

Flaming Lips w/ Robyn Hitch-
cock. Sebadoh, Sonic Boom and
others. Bogart's, 2621Vine

Street, Cincinnati. 8 pm. $17.50.

 

Mud River Stone. By Actor’s

Guild of Lexington. Thursday,
through Sunday. $10 for stu-

dents. Call 233-0663.

Hamlet. By Lexington Shake-
speare Festival. Wednesday
through Sunday at the Arbore-
tum. $2 General Admission.

  

Syna: Past and Present" Pho-
tographs by David Hanlon. Free
exhibit at the Public Library, 140
East Main Street. Open during
library hours.

Feed Your Head: Food as Subject
and Metaphor. Free exhibit at
the Loudon House, 209 Castle-
wood Drive.

Teapot Invitational. At Artists'
Attic in Victorian Square. Open
10 am. to 5 pm. Monday
through Friday. Free.

H20 + Color: Recent Paintings by
MaryBeth Van Uum. At The Living
Arts and Science Center. Free
through August 20. Opening
reception 2 pm. Sunday.

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Have an interesting event, art
exhibit or hands you think the
UK community might be inter-
ested in? Let us know, 257-1915.
E mail: kernelart®yahoo.com or
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Bars, clubs, venues:

AlA .......... 231-7263
Boogie Nights... ....255-8863
CheapSIde Bar and Grill....254-0046
Two Keys ........................... 254-5000
Lynagh's Club ....255-6614
Millenium ................ 225-9194
Rupp Arena ........

Lexington Opera

Actor's Gull

Yats ................

Busters ......

Club 141.. ...233-4262

Cincinnati venues (513 area code):
Bogart's .....
Riverbend...

Taft Theatre .......
The Crown ..........
Sudsy Malones

Ripley's ........... ...861-6800

Playhouse in the Park ....... 345-2242

Louisville venues (502 area code):

Kentucky Center for the
Arts ............................. 800-775-7777

Toy Tiger ................... 458-2020
Kentucky Oper

Louisville Garden

Actor's Theatre...

Headliners Music Hall

Movie theaters:

South Park ........................... 272-6611
Woodhill ........................ 269-1911
Lexington Green ...... ..27l-2070
Man 0' War ........... 266-4645
Kentucky Theatre

Turfland .......

Cinema Grill.

Carmike ............

Campus listing:

SAB .................................... 257-8867
SGA ............................... 2573191
Guignol Theatre... ..... 257-4929
Singletary Center ..... 257-4929
Art Museum .............. ..257-5716
Student Center ..... .257-8427
Kentucky Kerne ...257-1915
Kennedy Bookstor ........... 252-0331
UK Bookstore... ........ ....257-2947
Wildcat Textbooks... ...... 225-7771

Galleries:

Lexington Art League ....... 254-7024
Arts Place lnc ..................... 233-1469
Downtown Library Gallery.231-5500
Artists' Attic .............. ....254-5501
Heike Picket Galler . ....233-1263

 

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Film

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. The
second installment of the Austin Powers
series. Starring Mike Myers in dual roles as
Austin “Danger" Powers, and his nemesis,
Dr. Evil. He also plays a character named
'Fat Bastard'. Also with Heather Graham and
Seth Green. The plot involves Austin travel-
ing back to the sixties to recover his 'Mojo’.
Playing at Man 0’ War, South Park and
Turfland Mall.

Big Daddy. Adam Sandler is back for yet anoth-
er summer romp. This time playing childish
looser (see a theme here?), Sonny Koufax,
who adopts a child in order to prove to his
girlfriend that he has direction in life.
Sandler's humor, mind numbing at best,
seems to have garnered a huge followmg
after the Waterboy. Playing at Mon 0' War
and South Park.

The General's Daughter. Military murder thriller
in the same vein as a Few Good Men. This
one revolves around the rape and murder of
a respected General's daughter (get it?) at
West Point. Starring John Travolta and
Madeleine Stowe. Playing at Woodhill,
Lexington Green and the Kentucky Theatre.

Instinct. Anthony Hopkins and Cuba Gooding Jr.
star in a tale of a scientist, played by
Hopkins, who 'goes native' while studying
great apes in Africa. Playing at South Park
and Woodhill.

The Mummy. A special effects driven film. This
one follows Brendan Fraser as a French
Foreign Legion soldier who must combat the
evil of an accidentally awakened mummy.
Playing at Lexington Green and Woodhill.

Notting Hill. Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant in a
romantic comedy about a famous star,
Roberts, who falls in love with an unassuming
bookseller, Grant. Trouble brews when her
fame and actor boyfriend start to crop up.
Playing at South Park and Woodhill and the
Kentucky Theatre,

South Park. Bigger, Longer and Uncut. That
pretty much sums the whole thing up. Think
a lot of naughty words. The plot revolves
around our favorite delinquents using foul
language and how this leads to war with
Canada and a spoof on concerned parents.
Besides Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this
one also stars George Clooney as a doctor
and Minnie Driver as Brooke Shields. Playing
at South Park and Woodhill.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace.
Billed as quite possibly the most anticipated
movie in history. Also sort of morbid if you
stop and think about it, the Dark Lord of the
Sith as a cuddly 10 year old. Starring Liam
Neeson and Ewan McGregor as Jedi Knights
and Jake Loyd as young Anakin Skywalker.
Playing at Lexington Green, Woodhill and
Turfland Mall.

Summer of Sam. The latest Spike Lee joint. Set in
New York during the summer of 1977 when
the infamous Son of Sam went around shoot-
ing people.

Tarzan. Disney's ‘99 summer foray, and I think
everyone knows the story. Man raised by apes
struggles to find where he truly belongs when
he discovers he's human. Very touching, real-
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the same name. Expect some Disney mists on
the action. Starring Minnie DTIVET, Glen Close
and Rosie O'Donnell. Playing at Man 0’ War and
Lexington Green.

Wild, Wild West. Starring Will Smith, Kevrn Kline,

Salma Hayek and Kenneth Branagh. A less
than historical western. There's a huge
mechanical tarantula, and a variety of niffty
gizmos. The standard save the United States
from the clutches of a diabolical mad man
plot. Still, the old stand bys are sometimes
the best. Playing at Lexington Green, Man 0‘
War, and Turfland.

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Analyze This. Robert Deniro and Billy Crystal star

in a comedy about a shrink and a mobster.
Guess who plays which role? Playing at
Carmike.

Cruel Intentions. Twisted little set piece about

a bet based on sex. A loose outtake of
Dangerous Liaisons, except substitute
spoiled teens for spoiled aristocrats.
Shockingly well pulled off except for the cli-
max. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan
Phillippe and Reese Wifherspoon. Playing at
Carmike.

Foolish. Another one of those coming of age
high school comedy/ drama plots. This one
stars Eddie Griffin and Master P. Plus an
Andrew Dice Clay Cameo, like the late 90$
really needed him back on the screen.
Playing at Carmike.

 

Four high school friends make a pact to
get laid or die by graduation. While it
sounds juvenile it plays to good
reviews. The acting is apparently good,
a shocker for these teen angst sex
movies. Shock value also runs ram-
pant in the film, supposedly in the
same vein as “There's Something
About Mary". One particular scene
involves an apple pie. Starring Alyson
Hannigan, Chris Owen, and Seann
William Scott.

Arlington Road

A heavy duty Jeff bridges thriller. Viewers
can expect the explosions and a few
plot twists here and there. This one
deals with neighbors that have check-
ered pasts and plots to blow things up.
Jeff Bridges stars as the hero halting
our villain's pyrotechnic penchant.
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