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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
STROLER APPLICANTS STUDENT
GOVERNMENT
APPLY AT POSTOFFICE

NOE VERSUS LAFFERTY

"Daddy" Boles' Gymnasium
Class Proves Popular With
Corpulent Faculty

Tho application blanks, to bo used
this year by those desiring membership in tho Strollers Dramatic Club
are now ready, and can be obtained
from Miss Bean, at tho University
in the basement of the Administration building. These applicae
tions should bo returned to the
within the next week in an envelope addressed to Grover Creech,
stage manager of the Strollers.
While the membership committee
will consider all applications, preference will be given to those students
who have not had the opportunity of
joining the club via the usual route of
"Amateur Night," which has been a
Stroller institution for a number of
years, and which will be reinstated
next year.
post-offic- e

Members

CHOSEN BY PATT HALL

If Approved,

s
Will
Rule Supreme Y. W. C.
A. Launches Plan Miss
Co-ed-

Graham President

post-offic-

DR. TERRILL APPROVES
Oh Boy!

Watch the faculty pass in Review at
the faculty gymnasium class which
"Daddy" Boles has organized to provide the mentors of the University
with an opportunity to work off ancient
grudges and avoirdupois.
It is understood by the student body
that this class has been welcomed enthusiastically, and that the chief interest seems to be in pugilistic and
track events.
Enoch Grehan, head of the Journalism Department, felicitates himself, that he has accumulated the nerve
to issue a challenge to all comers who
weigh under ninety-eigh- t
pounds. He
agrees to reduce about forty pounds
from certain portions of his anatomy
before the encounter.
J. T. C. Noe hopes that after several
months' training he will be able to
view his pedal extremities without the
aid of a mirror. As a training measure he has arranged a series of boxing bouts with Judge Lafferty.
Wellington Patrick modestly refuses
to discuss his athletic prowess, but
states that his tailor is working upon
his gymnasium costume, and that he
expects it to be completed in time to
personally escort President McVey,
who is entered in the bantam-weigh- t
class.
Professors Farquar and Maxson, with

characteristic timidity plan to limit
their activities to mental gymnastics,
and battle of wits with the student
body.
Dr. Terrell expresses himself as
greatly interested in the class since it
savors of the ancient Greek games.
Dr. Terrlll, T. T. Jones and J. Mort
Davis form the relay team which has
challenged L. L. Dantzler, C. R. Melch-e- r
and Dean F. Paul Anderson. The
odds are for the latter team, owing to
the
of its members.
well-know-

long-win-

d

'

Nor is the aesthetic to be neglected.
Professor Cotton Noe, has consonted to
(Continued on Page Seven)

NAVAL AVIATORS COME
BACK TO THE EARTH
Bob Arnold Algio Wood, George

Zer-fos-

s

and Else McClelland have returned, or are returning to the Univer-

sity from the naval aviation camp at
Key West, Fla.
McClelland and Zerfoss are both
of the

first

No. 9

LEXINGTON, KY., JANUARY 30f 1919

VOL IX

water,

and

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will

strengthen our chances for basketball
and baseball honors.

MABIE ARRANGES SERIES

Final Debate Will Be Held at
the University During
the Interscholastic
Meet in May

CLASSES REPRESENTED
Tuesday night at a meeting, which
held Patterson and Maxwell Hall girls
in discussion from 6:45 until 9:15, the
question of Student Government was
argued pro and con and resulted in
the overwhelming vote of 118 to 5 in
favor of putting it in as an experiment
until May.
The Y. W. C. A. called the meeting
because it felt that it was one of the
most representative organizations on
the campus and that its members were
all members of other societies in
school.
Mildred Graham led the discussion
and first explained what Student Government was, and what it has meant to
the other universities where the system has been tried out. She also gave
many reasons why the University of
Kentucky was now ready for the step.

(Published by Request)
A series of debates for the high
schools of Kentucky will be held this
year under the supervision of the Department of English. The final debate
will be held at the University in Lexington at the time of the interscholastic athletic meet in May, 1919. All
accredited secondary schools of Kentucky which do not extend their
course of study beyond a standard
r
high school course are invited to take part in the debates.
The proposition which will be
in all debates is as follows: Resolved, That cities of Kentucky which
have a population over 5,000 should
adopt the city manager plan of government.
Tho University library is
preparing package libraries of books,
pamphlets subject.
These packages
will be loaned for a period of two
weeks to high schools which are preparing debates. Applications for pack-aglibrary material on the city manager plan should be mado directly to
the Librarian, University of Kentucky,
Lexington, Kentucky.
All preliminary debates should be
held before April 15. High schools
may make their own arrangements
for local debates, but the Department
of English will be glad to assist in
arranging opponents and making the
plans for the preliminary contests. At
each debate there shall be a board of
three judges selected for capability
to the competing
and impartiality
schools. Tho Judges shall not confer
before making their decisions. All
preliminary contests which are arranged us a part of the state series

Miss Graham said on that subject:
"We have a new President, who is a
National figure; we were one of the
few universities to be visited by the
British Educational Commission; we
are putting in more courses in the various colleges and more comprehensive
courses; the University is going to raise
every standard that it now has and
some day we will be proud to claim
Kentucky as Alma Mater. It is all a
matter of whether the students will
have to be dragged along by the University or whether the students will
stand shoulder to shoulder and neck
to neck in making the University of
Kentucky ono of tho biggest and best
in the country. Why does Kentucky
send her sons and especially her
daughters to colleges out of the State
for an education? It is because Kentucky has never been really proud of
the reputation of the. University. Kentucky has more natural resources than
nearly any other State in the Union
and should keep her Kentucklans at
home to show tho country what Kentucky can roally mean. It is up to us
tonight to set tho corner stone for a
university that will bo as woll known
as the University of Michigan and
Wisconsin, where students from over
tho country will bo glad to come for
an education. Wo owe it to our families, who ure paying their money that
we can get the best from our schooling; wo owe it to Miss Crane, who
has Just loft and who has shown us
what duty and honor have meant; wo
owe it to Patterson Hall and should
work for its welfare; wo owe it to tho
Univorslty, which is now struggling to
be big, broad and flue; and wo owe it
to the Stato that is giving us an education that we could not receive so cheap- -

(Continued on Page Three.)

(Continued on Page Seven)

SILVER CUP TO WINNER

four-yea-

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MARINE "GETS OUT"
CENTRE WINS BUT GILL
AND "COMES BACK."
"E-eYip!" "Over the top and give
'em ."
Tho University of Kentucky, but particularly the Department of Journalism, has become the objective of another United States Marine. The Job
ought to be finished by June for the
marine is a senior and the senior is
Charlie Planck, erstwhile member of
the Kernel staff, Stroller star, cheer
leader, snapshot editor of the 1918
Kentuckian, Class orator in 1918, etc.,
etc.
Planck and Freddy Jackson went to
Paris Island last summer. Jackson
beat Planck back, but Planck arrived
on the campus like a tornado not too
late to continue and be graduated with
his class.
e

BILL SHINHICK WITH

CONTINOES

CONFIOENT

"If We Get Over Friday
Night We Won't Lose
Another Game," Coach
Says

EVERETT FE A T U R E S
If we get over Friday night in Cin
cinnati, we won't lose another game
of basketball this season," Coach An
dy Gill said when the Wildcats hit
their stride in the last half of the Centre game last week. The Colonels
played their special brand of winning
basketball, defeating Kentucky 38 to
30, but the second half comeback
staged by the boys from the Bluegrass
took Centre by rush and came near
ruining Bo McMillan's crew.
Kentucky Has Chance.
correspondent to a Lexington
newspaper, a Centre or Danville scribe
wrote that the victory over the Wild
cats gave the basketball championship
of Kentucky to Centre for the second
time in two years. According to Coach
Gill this statement is slightly premature, due to the fact that when the
Wildcats dig their claws into the Colonels in the University gymnasium on
February 24, a game to decide the tie
will be necessary. Furthermore at the
end of the game in Danville last week,
the Centre coach asked Coach "Andy"
if he would agree to play off the tie,
practically conceding with his statement that Centre wouldn't have a
chance against the Wildcats on their
home fighting grounds.
Wildcats Star.
With the Centre game another star
rose in the Wildcat heavens, a fast, accurate, hard playing, goal shooting
fool or rather star. Everett, at forward for Kentucky was guarded by
Bell, all Kentucky guard for two years
and touted for a similar position on the
team, but he
mythical
made that young man forget all he
knew about basketball when ho looped
in one goal after another until the rim
of tho basket got hot. Coach Gill says
ho "went crazy," but he Is going to
keep him on the basketball team instead of sending him to the lunatic
asylum. Everett got nine field goals,
and probably kept Centre from getting,
that many.
(Continued on Page Seven)
As

ARMY OF OCCUPATION

Writes That the

Super-Superi- or

German Proves a

Myth at Close Quarters

MEN WELL SUPPORTED
Enoch Grehan of the Department of
Journalism, is in receipt of the following intensely interesting letter from
William C. Shinnick, graduate of the
University of Kentucky in the class of
1917 with the degree of A. B. in
Journalism. After only a few months
of actual Journalistic work Mr. Shin-nicentered the army and went to
France. The Kernel has several times
published Mr. Shinnick's letters, each
time under his protest, but the following will be so interesting to former
fellow students in the University, his
modest objection to appearing in print
is again herewith overruled:
k

MR. SHINNICK'S LETTER.
"New Coblenz, Dec. 2S.

"My dear Mr. Grehan:
"Your letter of early November
reached mo after I had gotten well
over tho Moselle and into the Rhine
You, no doubt, learned
provinces.
long since that tho Third division was
part of tho Army of Occupation and
It has been my fortune to go thru with
It from the days of early June, when
the Koche was at the pinnacle of his
power, to tho present, when wo and
the other Americans aro
with Fronch and British in lining tho
banks of tho German's sentimental,
awesome boundary; his mystic and
beloved Rhine. In all fairness, it must
be said it's that kind of a river; majestic, silent, almost cryptic in its
walls surmounted with
tho rotting custles, sentinels alone re
maining of the medieval cast in which
tho Germany of so few years ago had
molded itself. But enough of that
scenery talk; I cannot square myself
(Continued on Page Three.)

PROFESSOR LAMPERT
TO INTERPRET OPERA
Carl Lamport,

professor

of music

and head of the Department In tho University, has agreed to give in chapel
Friday morning n short exposition of
the operu "Aida," which is to be given in Lexington next week, and by
playing the popular scenes of tho
opera to explain the plot and thereby
enable tho students to appreciate
and enjoy with keener interest the
opera.

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PUBLIC HEALTH NURSES
NEEDEDSAYS LETTER

Executive Secretary of the
National Organization
Asks the Attention of
Kentucky's Co-Eds

At the request of
Crandall, executive
Natural Organization
nursing, the Kernel
lowing letter:

Miss Ella Phillips
secretary of the
for Public Health
publishes the fol

To the Editor of the Kernel:
In these times of new opportunity
for the reconstruction of our social
life, the desire Is called forth In every
one to contribute strength and talent
to the future of the country. It Is safe
to say that no young woman Is follow
Ing her college work this year without
considering for what service she is pre
paring herself, and for this reason I
am centuring to lay before you the
demand in reconstruction programs for
many more public health nurses in the
hope that you will feel you can present
the situation to the students in your
college.
"Much has been said to you in the

last two years concerning the profession of nursing. It is because the emphasis in that profession has been so
greatly altered by the war that I take
it up again with you.

STRAND
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If passed, will demand large numbers
of public health nurses for maternity
and Infant work in every State.

"Secretary of Labor Wilson Btated
recently 'Labors reconstruction program must Include a carefully formulated plan for repairing the physical
waste and destruction of war by the
conservation and renewal of national
health. Public health nurses enter into
such a program in many ways, In In
dustrial, visiting and infant welfare
service. To bring to every worker in
our country this skilled care many
more public health nurses must be put
"To meet these demands there were
at the beginning of the war six thous
and public health nurses in this coun
try, a number that has been decreased
by war service. Yet, because the de
mand expresses a need for the people,
a part of the effort toward a more per
fect democracy, it must be met. The
Organization
for Public
National
Health Nursnig is doing two things to
meet it.
"To supply the immediate need as
rapidly as possible, the organization
has voted to raise a considerable fund
of money for scholarships to be given
to nurses leaving military service and
to members of senior classes in hospital training schools, many of whom
had pledged themselves to enter war
service, to enable them to take postgraduate courses in public health work
and enter at once this new field of national service.
"To ensure a supply of nurses for
the future, the National Organization,
with the National
in
League of Nursing Education, is urging
the revision of training courses in hospitals, in order to make room for public- health work and to give credit for
preparatory courses taken in colleges
and universities.
"Public health nursing is calling
limited in service and influence only
by the wisdom that is brought to it.
Those who seek to bring health within
the reach of all men and women must
be prepared to eliminate along the way
all the social and industrial evils that
threaten life.

Several things have combined to
bring about the change of which I
speak. The democratic ideals for
which the war was fought have made
it imperative that the opportunity for
health, as the basis of other opportunities, be made equal to all people;
the dependence of the armies upon
the civilian population has emphasized
the Importance to the nation of the
health which means the productive efficiency of every citizen. The work
of the nurse in devastated countries
and in the cantonment zones here at
home has illustrated with new meaning
of public health
the possibilities
nursing care, while the army nurse
has shown how greatly service can be
"But the profession offers as much
multiplied when it is organized on a
as it demands. It holds high adven
community plan.
ture for those who follow it, often the
"It is natural that the outgrowth of
lure of pioneering. It offers a posithis war for democracy should be the
tion of influence in the community,
public health nurse, for she stands for
and the opportunity for advancement.
the socialization and equal distribution,
So quickly is the recognition of her imaccording to need, of nursing care, and
portance growing in the public mind
for the maintenance of health by the
that the public health nurse promises
education of the people rather than
soon to become a public official of the
merely for the cure of disease.
state.
"As a result of these changes, there
"It is, in short, a profession for the
is a demand for public health nurses
college trained woman, and therefore
which can be met only by the same
we appeal to college students.
ready response of women for this na"Very sincerely yours,
tional service that they gave to the
"ELLA PHILLIPS CRANDALL,
call to war.
"The United States Public Health "Executive Secretary, National OrganService is planning a development of
ization for Public Health Nursing."
its work which, according to Surgeon
General Rupert Blue, will call for at Two
"Kentucky Girls Attend Kappa
least one nurse In every county.
Kappa Gamma Installation
'The Children's Year Campaign of
at Purdue.
the Children's Bureau has shown the
(Purdue Exponent.)
need of many more visiting nurses.
The Kappa register at the Fowler
Miss Lathrop herself declares that If
the lives of the mothers and babies are hotel of those who arrived yesterday,
to be saved, there must bo more spe- bore the following names: Beta Chi
cially trained public health nurses to chapter, Lexington, Ky Lulu Swln-noMary Turner and Mildred
care for them. The Chlldrens Bureau
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for foodstuffs, which orders forbid us
to buy anyhow, nnd marks aro handled
at tho rate of eight to tho dollar half
tho peace time rate. Tho drinks aro
really better than wo had in France.
I'm afraid tho wily Frenchman didn't
always trot out tho best champagno
for his friend from over tho water.
Tho Dutchman has got to como across,
under pain. Tho people on tho whole,
aro easy to get along with, and havo
all flopped over to the side of Republicanism and right living. Apparently!

Recommendations that tho Department of Art and Design bo authorized
to Issue certificates to those students
who complete tho work of the department and meet tho conditions for an
A. D. degree, and that Juniors and
seniors in the II. O. T. C. unit bo given
credits for lecture and recitation work
on the same basis as other classes
wcro made at a meeting of tho faculty
of the College of Arts and Science
Tho recommendations will bo put be"I had a letter from John Marsh
fore tho senate, composed o all prorecently. He Is still in England. Ho
fessors, associate and assistant
says McClarty Harbison has been
mentioned in orders for conspicuous
gallantry, and I hope he is right. Mc
BILL SHINNICK
is in the 89th Div., a good one. I havo
(Continued From Pago One.)
heard nothing of Herbert Graham, Curt
Park is reported to be a captain In a
Into the shape of a guide book; words
company of "cullud" folks. I don't
aro too useful and too precious to
know much of anybody else.
smear like muddy white wash over
"I trust I shall see you soon again,
green hills and brooding afterglows. I
one never knows what will happen
remember a quotation from St. Augus- but
In the army. I don't know whether It's
tine, a great favorite of mine perany of my business or whether it's
haps I've thrown it in with others I've
proper, but there's one thing I
you, but it bears repetition: even
sent
want to say about our little old army
"Men go out to gaze at and wonder
most loyally supported
over hills and seashores and towering it has been the
military body of history. There Is no
mountains, and unseeing pass themquestion about it; we've received
selves, the crowning wonder, by." So
everything we should have from the
they do, and I, refusing to be partl-ceppeople who weren't fortunate enough
will write only of men and deeds,
to be with us. They've eased everyunless perchance it happens that I
thing they could for us and won the
write of women too. (You note that I
war as truly as the man in the uniam in a rather frivolous mood just
form. For one, I think those who stood
now.)
back of us did more than their part.
"I've enjoyed this late war more
"My respects to my old friends and
than a little, but I am tired of this ocin particular to your good wife,
cupation business. We are in a vil"Sincerely yours,
lage named Plaidt, between Andemach
"BILL."
and Coblenz; we got here via road.most
"Lt. W. C. Shinnick, Sup. Co., 4th Inf.
in
of which was bad, from
A. E. F."
France. We do nothing but garrison
duty, and I want to be a civilian if
MABIE ARRANGES
this is what the war has finally degen
(Continued from Page One.)
erated into. It used to be pretty tough
sledding, but at any rate one never
had to complain about the lack of ex and the judges' decision In such concitement or Interest. The squarehead, tests must be reported to E. C. Mabie,
as you no doubt have guessed, is more Department of English, University o
of a personality at a distance; his Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky. Tho
shells and gas and such like were, as Department of English will match opOn ponents for the
material entities, master-piecel
debates. It
close acquaintance your fine German will make all arrangements for the
loses the good impression. How in the final debate which will be held at the
did these birds ever get the idea University. The University will meet
they were
The place the expenses of the final debate exfor supers like them is a mob scene as cept railroad fares and will furnish acm juuus uaesar.
I will connue a
commodations for the teams. Exsecret to you; if there Is anything sup penses of local debates must be met
er among nations, it is the U. S. A by schools participating.
You can play that little tip from any
The teams must be composed of
angle and you can't lose. I will say,
three bona fide students of the schools
that I am not prejudiced when I make
which they represent. Boys and girls
that statement, it is based on pure
will be admitted to the contests on
logic.
equal terms. Teams debating at home
We were in a number of interesting
shall in all debates uphold tho negasituations over here. To begin with
tive of the proposition. The order of
wo were at Chateau-Thierrin June
speakers and time allotted to each of
and July. I was near the Marne the
them will be as follows:
night the Bocho started on his excurConstructive Speeches:
sion to Paris (July 15). He put down
First afflmatives, ten minutes.
a barrage that was all you could exFirst negative, ten minutes.
pect that night. July 21 wo crossed at
Second affirmative, ten minutes.
Chateau-Thierrand chased up the
Second negative, ten minutes.
hills as far ns tho Orcq. In September
Third affirmative, ten minutes.
we were in reserve at St. Mlhlel and
Third negative, ton minutes.
in October wo spent the entlro month
Rebuttal Speeches:
In the Argonno, Just north of Montfau- First negative five minutes.
con, from tho heights of which bat
First affirmative, five minutes.
tered city tho Kaiser and Kronprlnz
Second negative, five minutes.
hud watched their hopes dashed on
Second affirmative, five minutes.
tho forts of Verdun in 191(5. Wo had a
Third negative, five minutes.
retil little war up there, I cun assure
Third affirmative, five minutes.
you. November 1 wo started to tho
A silver trophy cup will be awarded
rear and on November 12, wo began
tho lust advance. Wo're all glad the by tho University to the school which
Gold
war is over nnd "ovor right," but I wins the state championship.
don't think anybody in tho A. E. F. medals will bo given to tho members
wanted it over at all unless It was of tho team which wins first honors
right.
and silver medals will bo given to tho
"Wo'vo got nothing to complain of members of tho team which wins sechoro. Prices aro reasonable, except ond honors.
y

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Zlmmle Zane, tho Kentucky wise
APPLES IN HISTORY.
owl, says: "Wo can't help but believe
Adam ate an apple and
that Indian Schools must have some Had to leave a happy land.
thing nifty in tho way of class yells."
Tako the caso of William Tell,
He shot apples very well.
Definitions a la Sense and Nonsense. Isaac Newton saw one fall,
Age Something to brag about In "Gravitation" was his bawl.
r
and forget in a birth- 'Tis as plain as plain can be
the
day book. The boast of an old vin- Apples have made history.
tage the
of an old maid.
Louisville Courier Journal
Cemetery Tho one place where
princes and paupers, porters and presOYS WILL SE BOYS.
idents are finally on the dead level.
A certain rural school board was
Cannibal A heathen hobo that never works, but lives on the other peo- discussing the advisability of procuring
a library and an encyclopedia for tho
ple.
Adversity A bottomless lake sur- school. After much discussion, an old,
member arose and made
rounded by near sighted friends.
Collector A man whom few care to known his opinion:
"I think," said he, "that any school
see, but many ask to call again.
neds a library, but I b'lleve we hadn't
Board An implement for administering corporal punishment used by ort to get a encyclopedy, for them
boys would ride it or die."
mothers and landladies'.
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Miss Katherino Weakley. Squirrel
Food Editor of tho Kernel, on advice
of her physician, and greatly to tho regret of her student companions, has
decided to drop all her studies temporarily and take a much needed treat
ment.
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It will be recalled that Miss Weakley suffered a sovere attack of Influenza earlier in tho semester. She recovered apparently but tho malady left
her heart action somewhat impaired.
Recently it was decided by her physician to advise Miss Weakley to drop
all her class work for the time being,
in the hope that her condition will
become normal In sufficient time for
her to take up second semester work.
She will remain at Patterson Hall and
tako an absolute rest, with exception
of preparing her weekly contribution
to the Kernel.

Miss Weakley will be succeeded on
the staff of the University Bulletin by
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Business Manager
Edwin T. Tapscott
a general store in a rural sec- the Department of Journalism, who,
Into
Assistant Business Managers
J. P. Barnes and Carl Denker
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