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The history
of beer

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Alcohol

Sobering
facts

'Sober'

- by law, people in
Lexington who have
been drinking are
“sober" until they
”cannot hold onto
the ground"

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November 27, 200i

 

”I’d be a fool to tell you the
campus is dry.”
26 - VICTOR HAZARD, DEAN OF STUDENTS

Benchmark alcohol policies

Of the 19 universities with which UK compares itself, a
number have different policies governing the use of
alcohol on campus.

percent of
all Texas
elementary school
students
(grades 4-6)
had used tobacco.
alcohol, inhalants.
and/or marijuana
dufing
1997 or T998

36

percent of
all Texas
elementary school
students
(grades 4-6)
had used tobacco,
alcohol, inhalants
and/or marijuana
during their lifetime

70-80

percent of alcohol
is absorbed in the
small intestine

50

percent or more of

all traffic fatalities

that listed alcohol

as a factor during
1998

12

ounces of beer
have as much
alcohol as a
l.5-ounce
shot of whiskey
or a S-ounce
glass of wine

I

glass of clear milk
can give a
teenager a .02
on a
breathalyzer test

300,000

of today’s
college students
will eventually
die of
alcohol-related
causes such as
drunk driving
accidents, cirrhosis
of the liver, various
cancers and heart
disease

159,000

of today's
first-year
college students
will drop out
of school next year
for alcohol- or
other drug-related
reasons

$900

is spent on alcohol
by the
average student
each year

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Mechanical
engineering
junior Phillip
nghley tail-
gates at
Common-
wealth Stadi-
um. The alco-
hol policy
prohibits
alcohol on
most campus

properti-

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Alcohol: Drinking at Commonwealth Stadium,
other campus events raises questions of policy

By Kelley Sears
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR

The parking lot at Common-
wealth Stadium is teeming —
there is a sea of RVs. karaoke ma-
chines. couches full of students
and grills with hamburgers siz-
zling.

And there is alcohol.

In the stadium parking lot. a
student sways on a chair. juggling
a beer in one hand and a mega-
phone in another and shouts
lyrics to a tune on a karaoke ma-
chine. Just a couple feet away. a
group of friends gather to hold up
a student for his second keg-stand
in a row.

All around, classmates are
laughing and downing alcoholic
drinks as they recline on the
couches they carried over from
their homes that morning.

Each year. there is drinking
at campus events, from tailgating
at football games to student pep
rallies. and each year the same
question is raised: Is UK really a
dry campus?

“I‘d be a fool to tell you the
campus is dry." said Victor Haz-
ard. dean of students.

In regard to tailgating. Haz-
ard said the mass amount of peo-
ple makes it difficult to enforce
the rules. “There are some times
it (alcohol consumption) is so
prevalent. it can't be dealt with
appropriately,“ he said.

While tailgating at the stadi—
um. many blue-clad fans. includ-
ing both students and members of
the Lexington community. com-
monly gather and drink in large
numbers — making alcohol con‘
sumption undeniably prevalent.

These people drink in spite of
the university‘s alcohol policy.

which clearly states alcoholic bev-
erages are prohibited on universi-
ty property.

Drinking during tailgating is
a tradition nonetheless. Director
of Athletics Larry Ivy said.

“All exceptions that UK
makes are done at a couple hun-
dred other stadiums.“ he said. “As
long as they (drinks) are kept in a
cup and not openly displayed.
possibly this is often accepted."

The alcohol policy. enacted in
1998. prohibits the presence of al-
coholic beverages at UK athletic
events and from classrooms. labo-
ratories. offices. other buildings
where the public has access and
all outdoor areas of campus. ac-
cording to the Student Rights and
Responsibilities handbook.

Alcohol is allowed. however.
at the Hillary Boone Faculty Club
on Rose Street and Spindletop
Hall on Ironworks Pike. These ar-
eas are exceptions to the alcohol
policy because they are private
corporations who lease from UK
and have valid alcoholic beverage
licenses. Alcoholic beverages are
also allowed in graduate student
apartments and married student
housing.

‘It's hypocrltlcal'

James Heishman. a journal-
ism junior. said he sees the alco-
hol policy as a double standard.
“It is hypocritical." he said.
“There are people everywhere
partying. whether they are older
alumni. families or students."

Heishman said if UK wants to
be fair. it shouldn't prohibit the
consumption of alcohol in other
areas of campus.

Heishman said enforcement
is inconsistent because fans

AlcoholatUK

Fol 1991 - UK President Charles
Wethington appoints a committee to
review the university alcohol policy.

div 1. l9” - Alcohol policy
enacted, prohibiting the consumption
and possession of alcohol by any
person on campus. The previous
policy allowed for people over 21 to
possess alcohol on campus.
Fraternity houses become dry.
Sorority houses were already dry
from a national charter.

November me - Alcohol
Beverage Control taken over by the
Division of Police.

Nov. l4. T990 - Jason Watts. UK
football starting center, flips a truck
while driving intoxicated. The crash
killed Arthur Steinmetz, a UK football
player, and Scott Brock of Hyden, Ky.

llov. 25, l9” - UK Athletic
Director C.M. Newton announces that
UK athletes convicted of DUls will
lose their scholarships.

Sept. Zl, ZOO] - Gator Roast, a
campus-wide pep rally, is held on
Euclid Avenue. Many students were
observed drinking.

- Compiled by Casey Hamilton

IHISJEEK

Choices: A solution to
alcohol on campus?
| Wednesday

Fake IDs: The consequences
of using one | Thursday

The Alcohol Beverage Control:
its strict policy against
selling to minors | Friday

openly drink alcohol before and
during football games.

Enforcing the policy

Even so. UK Police Captain
Henry Huff said if people become
disorderly. they will be removed -
regardless if they are alumni. stu-
dents or faculty.

“Those aren‘t students out
there in $250,000 motor homes."
Huff said. “We make no distinc-
tion as far as enforcing students
or non-students. but students are
expected to adhere to the student
code of conduct."

But Huff admits these expec-
tations can not always be upheld.

“We don't go around sniffing
cups." Huff said. “Someone has to
do something socially unaccept-
able to get our attention. We sup-
port the alcohol-free campus."

Huff said he sees inadequa-
cies in how the university en-
forces its alcohol policy.

Like Hun". Hazard also admits
that university enforcement of the
alcohol policy is not strong
enough for the campus to be total-
ly dry. Even so. Hazard said there
is no excuse for students to be un-
aware of the alcohol policy be-
cause each freshman entering UK
is given a copy of the university's
statement on student alcohol use.

And if a student is caught vio-
lating the alcohol policy. they will
have to face the consequences
mandated by Hazard. The punish-
ments range from fines and com-
munity service to expulsion.

Hazard said the goal of the al-
cohol policy is to assist UK in
achieving top20 academic status.
not top20 party school status.

“We have to ensure students
have a good quality education. not

See ALCOHOL on 2

University of Kentucky

Permitted in married student housing. graduate
student apartments, Spindletop Hall, the Faculty Club
and university facilities for private events with
permission of appropriate provost or associate
provost.

Universrty of Florida

Permitted at the University Gold Club, designated
areas of J. Wayne Reitz Union, at special events in cer-
tain on-campus facilities with the permission of the
president and social events held by students groups
that are open to the public with special permission.

Unrversrty of Georgia

Permitted in student organizations havmg closed
events and registered with the Department of Student
Activities, outdoor social events registered with the
Director of Student Activities and sorority social
events on and off campus registered with Greek life.

University of Iowa

Permitted in university residence halls with
restrictions and colleges and departments in
accordance with lowa Beverage Service Policy. etc.

Unrversrty of Maryland

Permitted in resudence halls (room, suite or
apartment), university sponsored events occurring on
university premises with special permission and
fraternities and sororities (no common containers) ~
with further regulation by Joint Social Policy.

Unrversrty of North Carolina

Permitted in a student's (over Zl) assigned room in the
residence hall or apartment on campus, faculty private
parties on campus with permission, Greek
organizations must follow the Greek risk management
policy and student organizations with alcohol policies.

North Carolina State University
Permitted in rooms of university housing facilities,
campus golf course, non-residential buildings on
university property and areas other than private rooms
with permission and student organizations that sign
that they will abide by the university alcohol policy.

Ohio State University
Permitted in university events as long as prior
approval is obtained.

University of Texas

Permitted in authorized activities on campus, Greek
houses (not on campus) and a dorm room if the
student is 21 and no one under 21 is present; door
must be closed and large containers of alcohol are
prohibited.

UCLA

Permitted in events that are sponsored by
organizations with the approval of their advisor and in
the graduate student hall.

 

 

 

Wake up and smell the coffee

Although it has been open
in the Student Center since
last Monday, Starbucks will
have its official grand opening
at 1:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Students will be able to
try complimentary samples,
and 50 percent will be taken
off the price of all blended
drinks.

UK President Lee Todd
and Student Government
President Tim Robinson wll

speak at the opening.

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tween l'tiiversiiv and \'.\ Drive will be closed be»
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completion of the project Regular traffic will be
rerouted west on Complex Drive to VA Drive.
The eastbound ltlllt‘ Will not be affected.

Hands Across Campus is Wednesday

lti light of recent hate crimes. l'K's College
Democrats are hosting a non-partisan Hands
Across t‘ampus "t’iiited We Stand. Divided We
Fall." event Nov. 28 In an effort to exhibit unity
iuiioiit'. students. international and American. all
students are invited to stand liltlld-lll‘llltlitl across
tinnitus "There has been otie hate crime after
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Fire in the hole .

 

CASEY HAMILTON | mutt Sim
Two Lexington firefighters stare down a pothole that
was on fire in front oi the College of Business and Eco-
nomics building Monday. UK Police said the fire was
believed to have been started by a cigarette butt that
landed on some dry leaves.

 

 

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Rock musician Lou
Reed, who gained
fame writing
about drugs and
the seedy
underbelly of New
York, has a kind-
red spirit in Edgar
Allan Poe. today,
in collaboration
with avant-garde
theater director
Robert Wilson.
Reed will usher in
a new song cycle
based on Poe's
works. He has
written the play
and 13 songs for
”POEtry," which
runs through Dec.
8 at the Brooklyn
Academy of Music.
"I realized that
when l was
younger, I had
really missed out
on Poe - the
subtleties. the
nuances,the
psychology," the
59-year-old said in
Sunday's editions
of the Daily News.
"You can't just
say he was
macabre and had
a sense of dread.
He was interested
in psychology -
why you do things.
It's very easy for
any contemporary
person to relate
to Poe and the
psychological
things that he's
interested in."
"POEtry" was
inspired by
famous Poe works
such as "The Tell-
Tale Heart" and
"The Fall of the
House of Usher."
but Reed
reinterprets them
for a modern
audience.

nior passing out fliers yesterday afiemoon. “It‘s
a slippery slope. We couldn't stand by and watch
it happen." The event will feature speaker Dou-
glas A. Boyd. director of UK‘s Office of Interna-
tional Affairs. and former U.S. Sen. Wendell
Ford. The goal is for students to stand by others
from different cultures and to promote goodwill
and understanding, Sperber said. Other colleges
have looked at UK’s efforts to promote diversity
and unity as an inspiration. “It's a first step."
Sperber said. “We hope the idea will catch on.“
The event will begin at 3 pm. Tuesday at the
Memorial Hall amphitheater. Everyone on cam-
pus is welcome to attend.

,SIAILNEMIS

Markers of oddly named towns stolen
WHITESBURG. Ky. _, Good luck finding Fat
Baby Hollow. Frog Town, Rattlesnake Ridge or
Death Valley. Authorities say teenagers have
been taking the markers of the more colorfully
named places in eastern Kentucky to decorate
their rooms. making it difiicult for police and
paramedics to find some of the out-of-the-way
spots. Kentucky State Police have launched a
crackdown on the thefts. charging seven teens in
Letcher County in the past three weeks with
stealing more than 100 signs. Officials are also
posting hidden cameras around some of the most
popular markers to try to catch thieves in the
act. "Mostly. it‘s young people and they do it just
out of vandalism." said Letcher County Judge-
Executive Carroll Smith. “They don't under-
stand the seriousness of stealing road signs. Fire
departments. police departments and ambulance
drivers depend on those signs to get to emergen-
cies quickly. Road markers, which cost about $60
each. are a relatively new concept in much of
eastern Kentucky. which had thousands of un-
named roads and lanes before county govern-
ments began instituting 911 service over the past
two decades. Now. nearly all the gravel routes in
the mountains have names. many selected by the
residents who live there.

JNIERNAIIQNALNEIMS

Americans hurt in battle for fortress

MAZAR-E-SHARIF. Afghanistan —— Northern
alliance troops aided by U.S. special forces fought
a pitched battle in a sprawling mud-walled
fortress for a second day Monday with captured
loyalists of Osama bin Laden. Five Americans
were wounded by a stray U.S. bomb. and by
nightfall it was still unclear whether the rebel-
lion had been crushed. U.S. Marines went into ac-
tion in southern Afghanistan. blasting an ar-
mored convoy with helicopter gunships. It was
the Marines' first known action since establish-
ing a foothold Monday near the Taliban strong-
hold of Kandahar.

Compiled from wire reports.

 

 

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a drinking experience." Ha2<
ard said. “I think the zero tol<
erance policy is a very respon-
sible position."

Although the administra-
tion may not seem concerned
with tailgating. alcohol is pre»
sent at other events as well.
Gator Roast. a campus event
sponsored by Student Govern
ment and the Student ActiVi-
ties Board. was an alcohol free
event. Still. the streets were
filled with students drinking.

“I noticed a lot of drunk
people and I know most of
them weren‘t 21." said Nickie
Scot. a sociology junior.

“It seemed like alcohol
was allowed."

Scot said she didn't see
any law enforcement officials.
but thought things were calm.
"There wasn't a lot of security
and no one seemed to he get-
ting busted for anything.“

Scot said the tnood was
pleasant. but James Kuder. the
associate provost for student
affairs. was unnerved because
students were drinking.

Kuder said UK didn‘t have
enough officers at this particu-
lar event and that UK would
consider similar functions. but
with more enforcement.

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Mechanical cool-
noerlng junior Phillip
"lot-hr. loft. and
alumni tailgate at
Commonwealth Sta-
dium. tilt Athletics
Director Larry Ivy
sold drinking at tail-
gating ovonts is a
tradition.

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people attend. but 4.500
showed up. Huff said. There
were 10 UK Police officers
working the area and a group
of student security workers.
including members of Farm-
house fraternity.

”We have a responsibility
to enforce the policy where we
have control over it." he said.

According to Hut)". rumors
that the event was wet spread
through campus.

Kuder. who was aware of
the rumor. said students were
misinformed. “It was always
supposed to be a dry event."

"Students behaved them
selves." he said. “It wasn‘t OK
to drink."

Kuder said students
should think about the conse-
quences of drinking. “We don‘t
want a few students to wreck
the fun of many." Kuder said.
“We believe most of our stu—
dents are responsible adults."

Kuder said the issue is
simple. “We‘re not forcing you
to do anything.“ he said.
“We're telling you not to drink
on our campus.“

Heishman said students
don‘t agree the issue is simple.

“No matter what rules
there are. students are still go
ing to find a way to drink."

 

 

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CHOICE BEVERAGE

Brewing through the ages

From Busch to Bud: Anheuser Busch introduces beers
that gave birth to popular slogans and years of satisfaction

By Jodi Whitaker

SIAH lellR

I’lato once said. “He was a wise tnan
who invented beer."
Though he is not exactly known. some
say the creators cottld have been the
Mesopotamian and Sttmerians around
10.000 Bt‘. Others say it was the ancient
Egyptians and (Thinese. atid some even
say it was a major part of the Pilgrim’s
diet. It would probably be difficult to find
someone who doesn't agree with Plato.

The birth of popular beer. however.
tnost likely started in 1860. when a man by
the name of Eberhard Anheuser pur-
chased an existing brewery and changed
its name to E. Anheuser Busch & Co. It is
a cotnpany that has grasped pop culture
today not only because of its wide variety
of beers. bttt because of its advertising slo-
gans that have become unforgettable.

It‘s a pretty safe guess that Eberhard
Anheuser never said. “Whassup?” or
“How you doin‘?"

But these days. ltow many people
have never heard those phrases. or don‘t
know what the Budweiser Frogs or Igua-
nas are? And for that matter. who doesn‘t
know of Dale Earnhardt Jr.. and that Bud-
weiser is a major sponsor of his?

Not many.

Beer has been around. well. forever.
And for that. many college students are
thankful. But if a teacher pulled a pop
quiz about the history of beer. would col-
lege students pass? That pop quiz proba-
bly won‘t happen. But just in case, here’s a
brief history of the Anheuser Busch & Co.
history. At the very least. after reading
this. you can‘t say you didn‘t learn any-
thing this semester.

Arguably. the Budweiser family of
beers is the most popular around today —
and definitely the most widely advertised.

Taking a gander at the history of An-
heuser Busch & Co. provides an interest-
ing insight of the beer industry as a
whole.

In 1865. Anheuser Busch & Co. pro-

duced 8.000 barrels of beer an amount
that probably wouldn‘t even cover one col
lege campus for one semester these days.

Eleven years later. the momentous
day arrived Budweiser Lager Beer was
introduced and distributed. By 188.7». pro-
dttction had risen to 318.107 barrels. Still
not a lot. but a huge boost.

In 1896. Michelob was introduced. and
the first promotional item was made avail
able no. not a beer cozy or a frog '|‘-shirt.
but a lithograph entitled "(‘uster‘s Last
Fight" by I". ()tto Becker (imagine the
mobsl).

Production reached an all-time high
of1 599 918 barrels around 1905 ll nfottu-
nately. the alcohol indttstry as a whole
would take a blow that would make this
number the highest production Anheuser
Busch would reach for another 30 years.

The blow was called prohibition.

On Jan. 16. 1919. Missouri became the
37th state to ratify the 18th Amendment to
the Constitution. Prohibition prohibited
the manufacture and sale of alcoholic bev-
erages in the United States. Definitely a
blow to the company.

That same year. in November. a new
corporate name was adopted Anheuser-
Busch. Inc. The following year national
prohibition took place. and Busch. decid-
ed to try some other products in order
to stay in business. First to be mar-
keted was a near-beer. which sold
five million cases in 1920. To keep
business rolling, a chocolate drink
and ice cream were also made. By
1926, ice cream sales had reached
over one million gallons per year.

But still. it was no match for beer.

In 1930, the company decided to
sell the ice cream business. And as it
turns out, the timing was perfect. In
1933 beer was legalized again. and An-
heuser-Busch. Inc. was back on track.

That same year. sales totaled 607.511
barrels. and the company introduced is—
first big marketing tool. a tool that is still
recognized to this day .. the Budweiser
Clydesdales.

From that point on. It was off to the
races.

In 19:;0. Budweiser became the first to
market beer in carts (imagine a world
\\ Ithout it). The next year. production ex-
ceeded two million barrels.

Since then. the success of .-\nheuser~
Busch. Inc. skyrocketed. .-\ titunber ofoth-
er breweries were purchased. making pro~
dttction possible across the l'.S. and even-
tually the world. A number ofother beers
were prodttced Bttd Light. Michelob
Light. (‘helsea. Bud llry. ()‘l)ouls. and
Busch nght Draft, Marketing tool after
tnarketing tool was also born. including
the purchase of the St. Louis (‘ardinals
and the birth of catchy advertising that
would not soon be forgotten.

In 1997. worldwide production of An-
heuser-Busch beers exceeded 100 million
barrels a far cry from the 8.000 produced
in the beginning.

Now. almost five years later. Budweis~
er is practically a household name. Even
those who don't drink at all are familiar
with the slogans.

It makes you wonder. though. just

what old Eberhard Anheuser would say if

he were alive today.

Maybe it would be "Whassup‘?"

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 Editorial Board

Jenny Robertson, dialogue editor Amanda Thompson. senior staff writer
Tim Staley. senior staff writer
Jennifer Kasten, at-large member

Josh Sullivan. at-large member

Clay McDaniel, asst. dialogue editor

Late night
comedians

"In Kabul, people are
shaving. they are
smoking cigars.
they are watching
TV again. Today
the theater
opened up and the
feature
presentation was
"Dude, Where's
My Camel?“

"The Taliban is on the
run and don't
know where to go.
Pakistan doesn't
want them. Iran
doesn't want
them. Of course,
they'll have no
problem getting
into this country."

"With the Taliban
gone. music has
returned to
Afghanistan.
Kenny G is back in
the elevators
The men are
allowed to cut
their hair and
shave again.
Osama bin Laden
has shaved his
head too. He's
trying to play
himself off as Ben
Kingsley on a
promotional tour
for 'Sexy Beast'
People in
Afghanistan are
digging up their
TV's, because
before they
weren't allowed to
watch television.
And all over
Afghanistan
they're saying ‘Oh,
Leno is guest
hosting
for Carson'"

"President Bush and
Vladimir Putin are
visiting in
Crawford, Texas at
Bush's ranch. in
his honor,
President Bush
had an old-
fashioned ho-
down. i was
thinking about
this. The last time
President Clinton
had a ho-down he
got impeached."

"Vladimir Putin is
down there in
Texas. They had a
big Texas
barbecue and they
run out of the
moist toilettes so
they start using
some of the
Al Gore
missing ballots."

"Osama bin Laden has
l0 look-ailkes to
fool us Americans.
Ten look-alikes.
and he's married
to five of them."

-David Letterman

"People are watching
TV again in Kabul.
The number one
show in
Afghanistan is
"The Flintstones."
except over there
they call it
"The Jetsons"
because it's so
far advanced."

"You know what the
bounty is on bin
Laden? $25
million. it sounds
like a lot until you
realize the Texas
Rangers paid $250
million to get
Alex Rodriguez."

"it looks like we are
going to have to
set up a new
government in
Afghanistan. which
is not going to be
easy. After our
last election. look
how long it took
us to set up our

 

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Amman plan
needs support
of students

Today at 1:30 pm. the Student Government will propose an
alternative plan to 3rd District Councilman Dick DeCamp’s
Lexington Area Party Plan at the Urban City Council’s
work session.

SG President Tim Robinson says the party plan targets stu-
dents. To this effect, SG has created an official opposition to the
plan. called the Wildcat War.

The only problem with this “war” is that the “army’s” ranks
are currently pretty thin. Only 85 people on the entire campus
showed up to hear Robinson announce SG’s opposition and how
they were going to combat the party plan with their
alternate proposal.

Please. if you’re not in class. and if you don’t have work or a
meeting planned. be at the council’s work session and show
support for SG. There is no excuse not to attend — this is too
important to miss.

For one day. miss your afternoon soaps or your midday nap.
Take an early lunch. Do whatever is necessary. Just be there.

This issue does affect students, and we cannot afford to be
apathetic. If students don‘t show up en masse, the council will
View SG and the few supporters that show up as simply a group
of radical troublemakers rather than the voice of UK’s students.
This is one battle that Robinson and the rest of 86 cannot and
should not fight alone.

86 has set aside $5,000 to bus students downtown to the
council meetings. pay for ad campaigns, radio and TV spots.
mailings. e-mails and brochures, all aimed at defeating De-
Camp’s plan.

SC is attempting to do something for students and is spend-
ing a good deal of money to do it. This is a case of the money
that students give in fees to SG actually being used to
help students.

Interestingly enough, this is exactly what the Kernel asked
for in an edit written earlier this year lambasting SG for the
money spent on renovations to the SG office.

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g Expressions

In light of the recent surge of patriotism on campus and across the country. I
strongly encourage all students to participate in the upcoming “Hands Ac