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Shakespeare
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Some of
Willie's best

SUMMERKENTUCKY

“A young man married is

a man that's
marred."

All's Well lhat Ends Well,
ll, III, 315.

"My salad days. When I
was green in
judgement."

Antony and Cleopatra, I,
v, 73.

”To business that we
love we rise betime,
and go to 't with
delight."

Antony and Cleopatra.

IV, iv, 20.

”All the world's a stage.
and all the men and
women merely
players."

As You Like It, II, i, l2.

"Baldness be my friend!
Arm me, audacity."
Cymbeline, l, vi, I8.

"For this relief much
thanks; 'tis bitter
cold and I am sick at
heart."

Hamlet, I, i, 8.

"A little more than kin,
and less than kind."
Hamlet, I, ii, 65.

"Neither a borrower, nor
a lender be."
Hamlet, I, iii, 75.

DUISIDERSDNLY

Decision on endowed chairs questioned

Denied: Professor upset with UK's decision to
select only outsiders for some endowed chairs

WIRE REPORI

(‘alling it "the most outra-
geously stupid policy I've ever
heard." a renowned history pro-
fessor could soon be leaving the
University of Kentucky because
ofa decision by school ofﬁcials to
restrict some of UK‘s endowed
chairs to outside talent.

Lance Banning. 58. has been
a history professor at UK since
1973 and has published four
books and numerous essays and
articles. In 1997. he won a senior
Fulbright appointment at the
University of (lronigen in the
Netherlands and a year earlier.

was a finalist for the Pulitzer
Prize in history for a book about
James Madison.

In April. Banning was nomi-
nated for the school‘s new Bryan
Chair in history by his col-
leagues. The history professors
chose Banning after the Univer-
sity of Notre Dame began court

ing him. Dean Howard Grotch of

the College of Arts and Sciences
approved the nomination and
sent it to top UK administrators.

But L'K Chancellor Elizabeth
Zinser said school president
(‘harles \‘i'ethington. in consulta
tion with her and other adminis-

trators. including (il‘illt‘ll. had de
cided earlier that six Bryan
chairs in the humanities would
go only to outside recruits,

The decision conforms with
an initiative to turn l'K into a
top public research institution
by reserving some of its coveted
chairs for outsiders only , and
barring current faculty members
from consideration.

Michael Kennedy. president
of l'K‘s chapter of the American
Association of University Profes
sors. said the policy "is not par
ticularly an unreasonable one."
because I'K needs to recruit
more talent. but he said Ran
ning's situation points up a larg
er problem at the school

"I do think there's an :llll
tude that we don‘t really try to

"Angels and ministers of
grace defend us!"
Hamlet, I, iv, 39.

"Something is rotten in
the state of
Denmark."

Hamlet, l, iv, 90.

"Leave her to heaven.
and to those thorns
that in her bosom
lodge, to prick and
sting her."

Hamlet, I, v, 86.

"There are more things
in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are
dreamt of in your
philosophy."

Hamlet, I, v, I66.

"The time is out of joint;
0 cursed spite, That
ever I was born to
set it right!"

Hamlet, I, v, 188.

"The play, I remember,
pleased not the
million; ‘twas caviare
to the general."

Hamlet, II, ii, 465.

"To be, or not to be:
that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in
the mind to suffer,
the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortue;
or to take arms
against a sea of
troubles, and by
opposing end of
them?"

Hamlet, Hi, i, 56.

”My words fly up, my
thoughts remain
below; words without
thoughts never to
heaven go."

Hamlet, III, iii, 97.

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Annual event: Shakespeare festival kicks off tonight with

Romeo and Juliet

By Brandie Bright

STAN WRIIER

'l‘wo plays. both alike
in dignity. in the Arbore
tum where we lay our
scene.

It‘s time once again for
Lexington‘s Shakespeare
Festival to broaden our
horizons. "l‘raditionally.
the festival consists of two
plays written by Shake-
speare along with one that
is not. Inherit the Wind
provides a break from see
ing men in tights. The sto-
ry is based on the 1925
“Scopes Monkey” trial in
which a small town
teacher was put on trial for
teaching his biology class
about evolution. The sum-
mer series kicks off
tonight (because of a delay)
with Romeo and Juliet and
will conclude with A .‘IIid—
summer .\'i gh t 's l )rcam.

Romeo and Juliet
promises to draw a crowd
for more reasons than a
good cry.

"I think that the
crowds will be pleased
with the sword fights."
said Derrick Mannon. Gen
eral Manager of the Lex-
ington Shakespeare Festi»
val. “They are spectacu»
lar."

The actors did accept a
challenge not only with
their roles this year. but
also with the physical de
mantis of each character.
Rexx Samuell. seen last
March as IIal in I'K's pro
duction of Picnic. plays the
feisty character Tybalt.
.Iuliet's cousin.

“I'm having to incorpo»
rate fight choreography
into the development of my
character." said Samuell. a
fine arts junior with an
emphasis in acting. “It's
been a rough experience.
The rehearsals have been
rigorous and painful at
times." The crowds
cheers. however. will more
than likely heal the
wounds.

Since the first festival
took place in 1982. more
and more Lexingtonians
gather each year to enjoy
the performances. This
season marks the ﬁfth year
that the festival has been
held in the Arboretum.
Woodland Park served as
the original home to the
event. Once the crowd
grew too big. though.
everything shifted to the
new location.

“We‘re hoping that the
festival will keep growing
even though we had to

make the transition front
Woodland Park." said 'I‘r
ish (‘lark. the festival's
artistic director “Last
year we had around :oooo
people come to the festival.
We expect a great turnout
this year as long as tho-
weather permits "

(‘lark thinks the festi
val is good for the Lexingv
ton community.

"It‘s important for Les
iiigton to establish such
traditional events as the
Shakespeare Festival.” she
said. "It‘s a wonderful.
healthy. and educational
experience for everyone.”

If you go

The production begins
tonight and will run through
July 9. Gates open at 7 pm,
and the show starts at 8:45.
Tickets are $2 for general
admission and $8.50 for
reserved seating. You could
just pay $30 and reserve a
blanket area for four peo-
ple. Remember to bring
your own blanket. For fur-
ther details call 257-4929.

DRDUELHI

retain good people." Kennedy
said “Retention is probably .I
bigger problem than recruit
ment If we let Iiiin get away.
then we've tailed .igain ”

lint even though liaiining is
considered a "world class lili
ent." I’K officials are unlikely to
change their minds about limit
ing the chairs to iilllsllil'ls,
Zinser said

'l‘op administrators rejected
Manning's nomination and or
tiered the department to begin a
new si'lll‘t‘il.

.\s for Itanninu, he said he is
still a candidate to: the Notre
[lame ioli and is giving it serious
consideration

Although I'l\' has so tar tilled
only ll of l3 endowed ("hairs it
has created. I’it/L'crald

Itraniwt-ll. vice president for re
search and graduate studies, said
the initiative is working So far,
l'K has lured professors from
the l‘niyersity of Mitiiiumt;i.
Vanderbilt. the .\Ietropolitan
tipera, the I'niversitjx of Ten
nessce, lieorgetown I'niveisity
Purdue and Penn State

But she said Banning will
not be a candidate eyen if he is
offered a Job elsewhere

(ii'otch said he ind others
are trying to raise money to i-n
«low a professorship in history
they can offer Banning but
such a position would provide
only about Sillllll a you for re
search and other “\ltt‘ilst‘s.
while a more prestigious chair
generates at least .fi'illlllilli .i
k't'ztl.

Romeo (Adam Luck-
ey) and Juliet (Anltra
Brumagen) prepare to
kiss during the
rehearsal for Lexing-
ton's Shakespeare
Festival at the
Arboretum located off
of Alumni Drive.

JAIESCRISP I IFPNE. YA“

UK officials keep water shortage under control

By Ashley York
ﬁws who” "M

They aren't taking any
chances.

Last year. 17K used
non-drinkable water as a
substitute for watering
plants and trees. This
year. even though it ap-
pears that the city is at a
moderate drought situa-
tion. I'K spares every drop
of water possible.

“To the best of my
knowledge. Lexington is in
a moderate drought situa-
tion. Technically. we are
in a place where we need
to be careful." [IK's super-
intendent of the grounds
department. George Riddle
said.

Even though a
drought in Lexington has-
n't been declared. UK. in
collaboration with Ken;
tucky American Water. ex»
ercises caution when it
comes to water usage at
the University.

“There are no restric-
tions this summer. They
have just asked everyone

to be judicious. liK only
waters those things that
need to have it (newly
planted items from the
spring. annual flowers and
those trees that have been
planted within the last two
years)." he said.

Dan Bergstrom. head
groundskeeper for UK ath-
letics. is in charge of wa-
tering all athletic fields.
Even though he and his
staff haven‘t had to water
as frequently as they did
last summer. they do recy-
cle water. as well as limit
their usage

“Last year. we caught
water off of the Physical
Plant tower. recycled it
and took it across campus
to use." he said. "We also
turned the water off of the
soccer. baseball and soft
ball fields (the fields cur-
rently not in usei."

Bergstrom said that
the rain seems to come of
ten enough this season to
limit the amount of water
they use on the football
ﬁeld.

"The football field does

The Student Newspaper at the Dntvers

require water at least once
or twice a week. however
it is not watered on a daily
basis." he said. “lfwe don't
water the ﬁeld. it‘s not safe
for the athletes. The field
dries out and gets hard as
a rock.”

Riddle and Bergstrom
both feel confident about
this season. but still yet
say you can‘t be too cares
ful when it comes to water
conservation.

"We use water in such
a way to know that we con-
serve it. When we water.
we're not just doing it...it's
a monitored situation. It‘s
watered because it needs
it. not just because." Rid-
dle said.

Bergstrom and Riddle
both anticipate a some»
what wet summer.
Bergstrom believes. unlike
last summer. that the wa-
ter levels will remain close
to normal this year

“So far this summer it
has been raining at the
right time." Bergstrom
said. "I am confident that
we will be okay [ hope,“

What you can do

Don't waste water

-()nly water plants that need it
- Take showers instead of baths
» Limit time and number of showers

- Don‘t leave the water running while
you are brushing your teeth or

kernel@poo.ukv.edu

In order to keep UK's
Commonwealth Stadium
looking good and green,
the groundskeepors recy-
cled water from swim-
ming pools last year to
water the football field.
This summer, they only
water when necessary to
keep the football field
safe for the athletes.

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washing your face.

. Make sure your faucets don't leak

- Don't water your lawn everyday

- Don‘t water lawn in the heat of the
day.

Recycle water

~ Water your lawn with bath water.
, Wash your car at a car wash...they
recycle their water.

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.ERESH-ERUJI

Farmers offer local flavors

Homegrown: Weekly market provides a fun
shopping option, may expand

By Tracy Kershaw
EDITOR m cu—itr W”

An otherwise ordinary
stretch of Vine Street side-
walk transforms into the ec-
centric Farmers‘ Market
around 5:30 a.m. each Satur-
day morning. The trucks pull
in and set up shop. unloading
bushels of fresh green beans.
crates of juicy peaches and
shiny apples. pots of planted
herbs. and mason jars filled
with bright fresh flowers.
Tents pop up on either side of
the sidewalk to shield the
fruits and vegetables from the
blazing summer sun. creating
a shady aisle for shoppers to
stroll down.

The Farmers‘ Market.
which began in the mid-seven
ties, benefits both local farm
ers and consumers.

“It supports local agricul-
ture in a very good way." said
Susan Harkins, a diversified
farmer in organic fruits. veg-
etables and herbs.

Harkins. known as "l’luh
ba Sue" because of her work
with shrimp farming. peddles
her products at the Market
when she can.

In a state dominated by
tobacco. the Farmers' Market
provides a wonderful venue
for farmers who want some-
thing to supplement their to-
bacco business.

"We are attracting farm-
ers from at least 20 different
counties." Harkins said. "and
it has been good for the farm-
ers who have participated for
years.“

These local farmers sell to
customers as diverse as the
products from which they
have to choose: white. black.
Indian. young and old.

Lara Vanlannen. a history
sophomore. and Lynne Case»
bier. a counseling graduate
student. perused the selection

last week at the Market.

Vanlannen, who has
shopped at the Farmers‘ Mar~
ket before, said the atmos-
phere is more inviting than
the produce aisle at a grocery.

"It's the character." she
said. “And it is fun to walk
around downtown.“

Last Saturday marked
(Tasebier's inaugural visit to
the Farmers‘ Market. Her ﬁrst
impression was favorable.
Like Vanlannen, she found it
to be better than shopping at a
grocery store.

“It‘s cheaper," she said. as
she handed over money for a
basket of plums and some
tomatoes.

Plans for the future

According to an informal
survey taken by the organiza—
tion Friends of the Farmers‘
Market. there is enough inter-
est in the Farmers' Market to
expand it to a year-long public
market in the future. A public
market would be just like the
Farmers' Market. but would
add an indoor facility for the
winter months. The public
market would allow farmers
to develop and sell other prod-
ucts. such as jellies and
sauces, from their fruits and
vegetables.

The results of the survey
delighted the Friends of the
Farmers‘ Market. a group that
organized with the intent of
creating a public market in
Lexington.

“We want to provide more
customers for the local farm-
ers and promote local agriculv
ture." Harkins said.

The Friends of the Farm
ers' Market has applied for a
grant from the USDA so that
they can hire professionals to
gauge the feasibility of a pub
lic market in Lexington. In the

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Citrus ROSENTHAL | KERNELSTATF

Curious onlookers watch Parade festivities Tuesday afternoon on
Vine Street. Every Saturday of the summer the Farmers Market
occupies the blocks between Mill and Upper Streets offering
locally grown produce directly from area farmers.

meantime. they are working

to raise public awareness of

the already strong Market.
The second Saturday of every
month the group brings in live
music. activities for children
and a guest chef to cook with
products on sale at the Mar-
ket. On .July 15. a chef from
Phil Dunn‘s will cook squash.
beans and black berries.

Harkins offers advice to
anyone planning on visiting
the Farmers' Market.

“If you want the good
stuff." site said. "get there
early?“

Get some veggies

The Farmers' Market tradi-
tionally runs from Derby Day until
late November or early Decem-
ber.

Saturdays, 6 am: around 5 0r
6 pm. Vine Street between Mill
and Upper Streets

Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8
am. till late afternoon. South
Broadway. across from Maxwell
Street.

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Book on bookies: good
reading, but bad advice

ByMIttWy

SENIOR STAFF WRITER

The Book on Bookies:An Inside Look at a Successful Sports Gam-
bling Operation

By James Jeffries as told to Charles Oliver

According to bookie James Jeffries (yes. that’s an alias) the per-
ception of bookies as brainless, ruthless thugs is no longer accurate.
According to him "the days of baseball bats and goon squads are over.
Too many lawyers. Too many camcorders. One thing does remain the
same. Bookies still believe in odds, but the odds on how The Book on
Bookies: An Inside Look as a Successful Sports Gambling Operation
came into existence had to be a long shot. A chance meeting at a
sports bar between Jeffries and writer Charles Oliver was to be the
genesis of this look into the intricacies of running a sports gambling
operation.

The two decided to use the narrative approach of providing a
stepby-step guide to setting up a sports book. Although an "Author‘s
Note" said that the book is merely structured this way to provide the
maximum amount of detail about the industry and not to actually en-
courage people to become bookies is provided. the tone of the text
doesn't support that claim.

The book serves as a sort of literary infomercial for becoming a
bookie. One of those "In just three short years you too could become a
millionaire." 3 am. free set of steak knives included deals. The only
thing missing is a 1800 number.

The book gives very few insights into how to win at sports gam-
bling. so if you‘re in the hole already and think by reading this book
you‘ll ﬁnd the answers to breaking the bank 7‘ you're wrong. In fact.
JetTries seems to feel consistently winning money through sports
gambling is a near impossibility, with sage advice like "People who
gamble on sports lose money" and "Nobody is a good gambler.”

Jeffries also pulls no punches in his semi<0ffensive/semi-hum0r-
ous views. For instance. Jeffries on soccer ("I think watching soccer
could be used as therapy for terminal insomniacs. and it's a commu-
nist sport to boot") and Jetfries on women ("Women are mean, spite-
ful creatures when they have been wronged and exact unreasonable
measures of revenge").

Although Jeffries stories are interesting, the actual writing is de—
cidedly ordinary. The language used is too technical and stale and
the book is sometimes tedious. In the end. what saves the book is the
attention to detail and the anecdotes from Jeffries about his life as
bet-taker. You‘ll learn what wagers to accept and what sports you
should take action on. how to set up a location and hire employees.
how to recruit customers, how to fill out betting forms. how and
when to collect money and how to avoid the cops. Jet‘fries makes it all
sound so glamorous he almost convinces you. But he leaves out
things like prison sentences and the lntemal Revenue Service.

If you seriously want to become a bookie you should probably do
a little more research than just reading this book. If you don‘t like
sports or gambling. don't bother. However. if you're a sports junkie.
love, to gamble and want to be able to say cool stuff like "Give me a
dime on the Bucks and I want to buy it down to 7." you probably
won't ﬁnd a better book than this.

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On Tap...

For the week of July 6 - July 12

T H U R S D A Y
Chuck Prophet w/ Will Hoge.
Lynagh's. 9 pm. $5.

99MPH. Phoenix Hill Tavern.
9 pm. $3.

Traveling Jack. Kitty 0‘
Sheas. 9:30 pm. Price:TBA.

Eclipse at Thursday Night
Live. Courthouse Square. 5-7
pm. Free.

Charlie Whittington and
George Glasscock. High on
Rose. 10 pm. $3.

F R I D A Y

Gaelic Storm. Bogart's.
Cincinnati. 8:30 pm. $12.50
in advance/$14 day of show.

Bucko. Kitty 0' Sheas. 9:30
pm. PricezTBA

The Rock Stars of Soul.
Lynagh’s. 10 pm. 53.

S A T U R D A Y
Juicebomb w/ Hangman's

Daughter. Lynagh’s. 10 pm
$3.

Brendan Keogh. Kitty 0'
Sheas. 9:30 pm. PriceziBA.

Metallica w/ Korn, Kid Rock,
Powerrnan 5000 and System
of a Down. Kentucky Speed-
way. 4 pm. $67.50.

SUNDAY

Roger Waters. Riverbend
Music Center, Cincinnati. 8
pm 32750-5250.

Rock Fest Tour 2000 w/
Porkchop Shifter, Burrow Pit
and Ramzeus. Rockhaven.
Call 389-9144.

T U E S D A Y

Bob Dylan and Phil Lesh w/
Friends. Riverbend Music
Center, Cincinnati. 7 pm.
52150-4250.

W E D N E S D A Y
Patti Smith. Bogart's, Cincm-
nati. 8 pm. $16.50 in
advance/$18 day of show.

Yes/Kansas. Riverbend Music

Center. Cincinnati. 7:30 pm
51850-41,

George Thorogood. Annie's.
Cincmnati 8 pm. $20.

Godspeil. Performances run
July 5-23 at the iroqums
Amphitheatre. Performances
are Wednesday-Saturday at
8:30 pm. and Sunday at 7:30
pm Tickets are $18 for all
sections.

imperial China Exhibit. Exhib—
it runs through August 31 at
the Kentucky Horse Park.
The park opens at 9 am. and
tickets to the exhibit include
park adi‘i'HSSiOT'i. Tickets are
$16.

Sting w/ Tracy Chapman.
Sunday, July 16. Riverbend
Music Center, Cincmnati 7
pm. 32750-8750.

Widespread Panic. Wednes-
day, July 19. Riverbend Music
Center, Cincmnati. 7:30 pm
$28-50.

Club 80's Tour featuring
Missing Persons, A Flock of
Seagulls, Wang Chung and
Gene Loves Jezebel. Thurs-
day, July 20. Riverbend
MUSIC Center,Cinc1nnati. 7
pm. $16-21.

Def Leppard. Tuesday.
August 1. Riverbend Mu5ic
Center, Cincinnati. 7:30 pm.
$31-41.

Reverend Horton Heat.
Wednesday, August 2.
Lynagh's. 9 pm. $12 in
advance/$14 at the door.

Red Hot Chili Peppers w/

Stone Temple Pilots and Fish-

bone. Thursday, August 3.
Riverbend Music Center,
Cincinnati. 8 pm $31-41.

Counting Crows and Live w/
Galactic. Sunday, August 6.
Riverbend Music Center,
Cinc1nnati.7 pm. $26.50-
47.50.

Santana w/ Macy Gray. Sat-
urday, August 12. Riverbend
Music Center, Cincinnati.
7:30 pm. $29-64.

Neil Young. Monday, August
28. Riverbend Music Center,

Cincinnati. 7:30 pm. $24-79.

AC/DC. Tuesday, August 29.
Firstar Center, Cincinnati.
7:30 pm. $36-46.

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The Perfect Storm

I am sure glad George Ciooney is not on that darn medical television
show anymore. Despite Batman and Robin, his film career has been a
huge success with such hits as Out of Sight and From Dusk Til Dawn. He
continues this streak with The Perfect Storm. the movie adaptation of the
novel by Sebastian Junger. Great special effects and excellent direction
by Wolfgang Peterson (In the Line of Fire) should make this the top block-
buster of the summer. Opening with over $41 million sure didn‘t hurt.

Grade B»

Cincinnati venues
(513 area code):
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.721-0411
The Crown ............................. 421-4111
Sudsy Malones .................... 771-3550
Ripley's .......................... 861-6800
Playhouse in the Park ....... 345-2242

Louisville venues
(502 area code):

Kentucky Center for the
Arts ................ 800-775-7777

Toy Tiger .................. 458-2020
Kentucky Opera ................. 584-7777
Louisville Gardens ............. 574-0060
Actor's Theatre .................. 584-1205
Headliners Music Hall ....... 584-8088

Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

OK, the trailer for this movie makes it look ridiculous. Well, at times it is but
hey, we're in fantasy land here. Based on the popular television show, the
Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, this movie was entertaining from start
to ﬁnish. instead of a childish script, the writer adapts the material so
adults will enjoy the movie as well. Be on the look out for many celebrity
cameos, most notably Jonathon Winters in three different roles.

Grade: B+

Movie theaters:

South Park ........................... 272-6611
Woodhill .........

Lexington Green

Man 0' War .........

Kentucky Theatre ............... 231-6997
Turfiand ............ 277-2825
Carmike ............ 263-2370

Virgin Suicides

Sophia Coppola. daughter of film genius Francis Ford Coppola, creates a
visual masterpiece starring James Woods, Danny Devito, Kathleen Turner
and Kirsten Dunst. Based on the book by Jeffrey Eugenides, the movie
focuses on the troubles of adolescence and the innocence that is lost
when life goes awry. With a haunting score by techno gem Air, prepare
for a theater-going experience like none other.

Campus listing:

SAB... ....... 257-8867
SGA... ......... 257-3191
Guignoi Theatre ................. 257-4929
Singietary Center .............. 257-4929
Art Museum ........................ 257-5716
Student Center .................. 257-8427
Kentucky Kernel .................. 257-1915
Kennedy Bookstor ....252-O33l
UK Bookstore... ...257-2947
Wildcat Textbooks .............. 225-7771

Grade: A0

The Patriot

Despite historical inaccuracies, Mel Gibson manages to make another epic
picture that displays excellent performances. At almost three hours long.
this picture displays graphic gore, British redcoats and an evil villain.
Though not as good as Braveheart, this movie is surely riding Bravehearts .'
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Lexington Art League ....... 254-7024
Arts Place Inc ..................... 233-1469
Downtown Library Gallery.231-5500
Artists' Attic. .................... 254-5501
Heike Picket Gallery .......... 233-1263

Keeping The Faith

Arguably the best romantic comedy of the year, Keeping the Faith has
three remarkable performances in Jenna Eifman, Ben Stiller and Edward
Norton. Norton proves here that he is one of the greatest modern actors
and that he can do comedy. not just drama. At a dollar, there is no reason
why you can't go see it.

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