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Yesterday was another moving
day for the Medical Center Library,
which for the third time has out- grown its present temporary quart- ers. And the move was a stranje
one to Coopcrstown.
Alfred Brandon, chief librarian
tor the Medical Center Library,
which is now housed in the base- ment of the Margaret I. King
Library, said the move to a Coop- erstown apartment was necessary
provide additional space for the
thousands of volumes being col- lected.
At present, periodicals and new
volumes are housed In the library

basement. Some 20.000 to 30,000
bound volumes are being stored In
the Library Annex, located on the
third floor of the Maintenance
and Operations Building. Yester- day the first of new shipments of
books was moved to Cooperstown.
Brandon said the additional stor- ace space will provide room for
about 20,000 volumes.
The medical library will event- ually be housed In the Medical
Sciences Building, now under con- struction on the Medical Center
site. If construction proceeds ac- cording to schedule, Brandon said
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year.
Brandon and his staff begin ac- cumulating medical literature in
November, 1957. Since that time
more than 30.000 volumes have
been collected. Many of the vol- umes are rare volumes or out-odate books. The library currently
has more than 900 medical
journals.
The problem of collecting vol- umes is not an easy task, Brandon
warned. Many books, particularly
volumes, are bought
on the foreign market through
rare book dealers. This is difficult
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because back files of medical Jour- - Florida, Gainesville,
nals are becoming more scarce
Other books now In the medical
each year, he noted. Many of the collection have been transferred
works now owned by the library from the files of the main library,
will be Impossible to obtain within he said. About 5,000 volumes have
five to 10 years, he said.
been transferred, Brandon stated.
Brandon noted that Russia had
Brandon hopes to have collecparticularly been buying many ted 50,000 volumes by the first of
books in the medical the year and to have 90.000 to
field.
100.000 volumes within a decade.
The Medical Center Library has "Our emphasis is to make this an
been fortunate in receiving many outstanding medical research
gifts of medical books and Jour- - brary," Brandon stated. Much of
nals. Many are from private faml- - the work at the Medical Center will
lies and personal collections. One be in research.
of the largest gifts received re- Although the library is not offi- cently was from the University of
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

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LEXINGTON, KY., THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 1959

No. 75

Kernel Gets-- Firsts
In Nationwide Contest
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Scene From 'Cyrano9

Cyrano, played by William F. Nave, tells Roxanne, Melanie Fessler,
of his love In one of the more romantic scenes from the Guignol
Flayers' production of "Cyrano de Bergerac." It opened last night.

'Cyrano Portrayal
Called 'Delightful'
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By NANCY MEADOWS

From the overture music to the
last drop of the curtain. "Cyrano
de Bergerac" as portrayed by the
Guignol Players is delightful.
That's this writer's opinion, not
from a threatre critic but from one
who enjoys a good play.
"Cyrano tie Bergerac" opened
last night in Guignol Theatre. A
larpe crowd of students, townspeople and faculty members were on
hand lor the opening night production.
Most convincing in his starring
role of Cryano the ugly, chivalrous, adventurous soldier with the
oversize nose is William Nave.
From his first dashing entrance on
stage, he gains the interest of the
audience and the rapport remains
throughout the play.
One audience member who became entranced with Nave said:
"He speaks his lines with complete knowledge of what he is
saying, he moves about the stage
of a
with the ease and know-hoprofessional. He's not Jose Ferrer,
but he sure comes close to it."
Ferrer played the lead role in the
movie union of "Cyrano."
But tlieie were
several times
when Nave seemed uncertain of
his liras and actions. Here his
p,.f.Hs rerc .mailed, although
he reofied himself quickly.
inn the diuling scene in Act One,
one of Cyrano's best speeches,
Nave's lines were muffled by th3
dueling action. Generally, however,
his speech and actions were well
Integrated and he carried off his
part excellently.
Roxanne, delightfully played by
Melanie Fessler, seemed a little
uncertain of her role. At times she
seemed perfectly suited to her feminine lead, whil e atother times
she was lacking in the character
of the role. She was never able to
gain the audience contact, as was
Nave, although this was partly her
role. She seemed most at ease in
Act 2, as she tells Cyrano of her
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UK Music Department, was excellent in his role as Ragneau, the
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performances'

were given by Joe Ray as the marquis and Bob Lyne as Lignieve.

The scenery, lighting and 17th
century costumes are excellent and
add much to the total enjoyment
of the play. Five acts, each with
scenery, compose the
different
Rostand play, set in France.
Wallace Briggs directs the play.
Mrs. Lolo Robinson, associate director, is in charge of costumes.
Read is responsible for set
decorations and lighting.
Tim

For an enjoyable evening filled
with lots 'of humor and a touch
of sadness, see the Guignol proruns
nightly
duction,
which
through Saturday. Tickets, which
may be secured by calling the
Guignol boxoffice, are 75 cents for
students and $1.25 for adults.

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the last two.
Yesterday's awards were the
fourth and fifth the Kernel has
received in national college newspaper contests within three years.
Besides the three firsts in
the
safety contests, the paper has won
two awards from Sigma Delta Chi,
men's professic-i- al
journalism fraternity.
The first was tn 1956, when the
received a second-plac- e
Kernel
newswriting award for coverage of
ring in the men's
a narcotics
dorms here. The second, a first-plaaward for editorial writing,
was received in November, 1958 for
the 1957-5- 8 school year.
The Kernei also was a runner-u- p
in a "Best Newspaper in the
South" contest, begun last year by
the American Newsn?.Der Guild.
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Named For Month

Ellery (Red) Calkin and Susan
Bradley have been named February's "Man and Woman of the
Month" by the Student Union
Board.
Selection of students for this
honor, begun in September, is
based on scholastic standing, department achievement, leadership
and major activities. Recipients
are cited for some specific accomplishment during the month
of selection.
Miss Bradley, captain of the
UK cheerleaders, was named for
her contribution to school spirit
and her recent performance in
the Blue Marlins swim show. She
wrote and performed a paddle-boar- d
ballet in the finale of the
leal lover.
recent "South Pacific" production
James King, a member of the and soloed in the "Gonna Wash
That Man Right Out of My Hair"
skit.
Scholarships'
A senior in the College of EduA $100
scholarship will be
cation, she is president of Blue
given by Delta Delta Delta soMarlins, a member of the UK
rority to a woman student. ApTroupers, Kappa Delta Pi, educaplications are now being accepttion honorary, Canterbury Fellowed at the Dean of Women's Ofship,. SuKy, Physical Education
fice. March 13 is the deadline.
Club, and Delta Delta Delta sor
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The Kernel, competing against by Hampton, Epperson, Alice Red- other college dailies, has won,. ding, Thursday editor, and Bill
Neikirk, present chief news ed
two of a possible four first-plac- e
awards in a national contest itor; and four cartoons by
emphasizing hignway safety.
The paper received $500 first
The contest ran irom Tnanss-givin- g
prize for the best safety campaign
to Christmas and stressed
of any of the 88 daily papers en- the need for safe driving during
tered. The other first prize, $100 the holiday season. The Kernel
for the best feature article on also entered the editorial and carhighway safety, was won by Andy toon divisions of the contest. A
Epperson, last semester's chief fifth category, photography, was
He graduated in not entered. Photographs used in
news editor.
January.
the Kernel's campaign were obCongratulatory telegrams were tained from state and local police.
yesterday by Epperson
received
Last year the Kernel's cartoonand Jim Hampton, Kernel editor-in-chie- f. ist, Ray Cravens, won first place
They will share the $500 in the contest's cartoon division.
prize equally with Hank Chapman,' The paper itself received honorable
Kernel cartoonist.
mention' for its campaign. The
The contest, sponsored by the contest has been held for 11 years,
Lumbermen's Mutual Casualty Co , but the 'Kernel has entered only
Chicago, drew entries from 3G1
college papers.
First prizes of
$500 were given in two divisions,
Papers pubdaily and non-dailVA
lished as often as three times '1 '
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weekly were
considered dailies.
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The Kernel was the only paper
among the two divisions' 361 entries to receive two first-plac- e
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awards.
The Kernel submitted a total of
35 entries in campaign and individual categories. These included
editorials by Hampton; features
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majoring in physical education.
Calkin also is a UK cheerleader
and was selected for his contribution to school spirit. He is treasurer of the Little Kentucky Derby
Steering Committee, vice presimanager and cheer-leadident, try-omanager of SuKy, a member of Sigma Phi Epsilon. Student
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Nominations for "Man
of the Month" are made
by students and heads of University departments. Final selections are made by a Student
Union Board committee.
three
'It consists. ofL. Martin, students.
Dean of Men L.
Dean of
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Haselden, Dr. E. D. McDaniel,
Mb Mackie Rasdall and Miss B.
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February's "Man and Woman of the Month" are Susan Bradley and
Paducah, is a cheerleader for UK.
Red Calkin. Susan, from
Red is from Patterson, N. J. and Is active in SuKy and the 1959
Little Kentucky Derby committee. The monthly . winners are
selected by the Student Union Board.

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Perlman Outlines Plan To Set Up
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Dorm Council handles
year,
and
The Junior SC would deal witli lems In the boys' dormitories were
Thtee of the bid, will be selected
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such things as the dormitory teleto be presented to the full conjrei
well attended. Hawes said.
phone troubles, freshman dorm
problems and social functions.
Terlman said final plans for the and the best bid determined. It
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Members of the Junior SC would future of the Junior SC are in- - win nc luummru iu
entire student body in the April
be elected in
the spring: from definite.
freshmen who will be sophomores
jso umier discussion are bids SC general elections.
in the fall. Additional members for a student insurance program
If the Insurance progmr.i is apwould be elected In the fall from from seven companies, now being proved in the April election, it,
the new freshmen.
examined by the Student Congress will go into effect In the fall. ParDorm Council President Willis Student Insurance Committee.
ticipation in thc.program is entii
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Cooperstown better laundry facilities and the

announced rent increases. machines.
Noe called a special meeting of
efficiency apartments and the council for Monday. The next
regular meeting is scheduled for
from $75 to 82 for
April 6.
apartments, effective July 1.
The council voted to authorize
eouncilmen to write letters about
MOVIE GUIDE
the rent hike to the Board of Di- rectors in care of Dean of Men ASHLAND "Your Past Is ShowL. L. Martin.
ing." 2:12, 5:22. 8:32.
The council also heard reports
"Tears for Simon." 3:30. 6:49,
of committees preparing an in-- !
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formation and instruction booklet. BEN ALI "Fiend Without a Face,"
12:10. 2:55. 5:40, 8:25.
It will be issued to all new families
moving into the project and is
"Haunted Stranger," ' 1:34. 4:20.
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anticipated to answer most of the
7:05. 9:50.
questions asked by new tenants. CIRCLE 25 "Rally Round the
Flag. Boys," 7:00, 10:34.
Mayor Jere Noe said the council
"Frontier Gun," 9:10.
has started plans for a similar
FAMILY "Imitation
General,"
organization
for Shawneetown.
7:10, 10:35.
Members of the proposed, council
will be nominated on March 11.' "Law and Jake Wade," 9:00.
Elections have been tentatively KENTUCKY "Sheriff of Fractured Jaw," 12:00. 3:17, 6:34.9:51.
.set for March 25. .
"Mark of Zorro," 1:42, 4:59, 8:IG.
The council also moved to ask
STRAND "The Hanging Tree,"
Dean Martin to install screen doors
12:12. 2:09, 4.0G. 6:03. 8:00, 9:37.
in the front doors of each building and exhaust fans for the hails.
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lecturing in hifjh schools. His picked them while others In U;o
tour is sponsored by the National class admired the decorations.
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AJt.iuUEh Coach Adolph Rupp
h.f .narly rewritten the baskct-L.- jI
record book during his 29
yar. here, a UK women's team
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the first to win a Southern
championship title.
Or.? of the members of that
club was Mrs.
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the Transylvania College team
which won the title in 1923. but
ti.'inferred to UK and spent her
.(nior year helping the Kitten-ctt- x
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Chandler picked the 1923
team, selecting two
women's
UK players, Antoinette Harrison
and Sarah Blanding. Miss Bland-in- g
later became dean of women
at UK and is now president of
Vassar College.
The starting five of the 1924
team were the late Elizabeth Helm,
Lexington; Dorothy Kerth,
the late Helen Keifer.
Henderson; Ducy Wilson, Providence and Mrs. Carpenter.
Coach Peak lined up his Kitten -ettes with Mrs. Carpenter and
Miss Kerth at forward, Miss Keifer
at center, Miss Helm and Captain
Wilson at guard. The girls stuck
strictly to men's rules, playing
eight minute quarters.
The Kittenettes emphasized defense, as the 1924 scores clearly
indicate. In the season opeenr,
against Georgetown, they doubled
the score on the Lady Tigers, 18-Mrs. Carpenter accounted for eight
points of the total UK tally.
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* Raised Rent, Rising Ire
Most landlords, when they increase
rents, do it from necessity higher
maintenance costs, rising overhead or
because the property has been improved. Not so with the University.
WTien the forthcoming rent hike
in Shawncctown was announced, a
dollar-for-dola- r
raise was also made for

Coopcrstown apartments. The reason?
So that rents in the latter housing
units would be kept in line with those
of Shawncctown.
apartSupposedly, Coopcrstown
ments are more desirable than those
of Shawneetown, not because they
are larger, have more closet space or
better furniture, but because of their
location. We doubt

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that their location is that important.
Most of the students living in both
projects are running on a shoestring
budget. One or both work. One or
both carry a full load of classwork.
If husband or wife is a veteran, the
GI check furnishes $135 of their
monthly income. Couples with children receive $25 more from the government. Sometimes, parents help meet

expenses. These people arc not in a
position to quibble over fractions of
a mile' in apartment locations, but
when they quibble over a SI raise or
over a $7 one, made simply because
the University believed the raise to
be to its own best interests, the com-

plaint is justified. The government
requested the Shawncctown hike nobody made any demands for Coopcrstown.
True, the students are not forced
by anyone to live in either of the
two developments. No one forced
them to get married, either. No one
forced them to have little Johnny or
Susie. Tor that matter, no one forced
them to attend the University.
But force does enter the picture-finan- cial
force. To avoid the heinous
situation of having a wider gap between the rent rates of the two projects, the University is forcing Coopers town residents to suffer for a
legitimate government demand which
logically should have affected only
residents of Shawneetown.
policy just doesn't
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at football games, or renting them in
small, medium, or magscrunchiously
private. Men would greet their kind with
bladed salutes.
The campus, would burst into a fingernail renaissance. Throngs of students
would abandon courtship and marriage
courses for handball. IFC could provide
music to orgy by.
fraternities hanfl-jivChi O and Tri Delt would petition for
a Finger Dexterity Derby. The faculty
would invest in glove stock before making
magnolious decisions. Kernel Kuties would
feature hairy hands. Art students would
throw tantrums with naked thumbs.
Cooperstown would order boxing gloves
by the gross. Donovan Hall would shatter
with typewriting. Manicure pamphlets
would be defamed as pornography.
Voluptuously innumerable changes.
And when the queen has reigned at
another intermission, lovers could walk
home, necking in a coat pocket, never
to quench the passion as did the stitch-lippe- d
freshman.
Or should they shake hands and feel
beyond reproach, they could leap behind the wall with eyes desirously dilated,
sensually discarding their Zorro rings,
entwining their fingers.
Heaven bursts with opal-firsongs as
the two, drowned in togetherness, clasp
their hands tightly . . . and arm wrestle.
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Cross My Heart, Gladys, I Only Had One Little Beer!"

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The Decline Of Necking
With colleges so plagued with emotions contrary to their purjoses nowadays, it's no wonder that the
of kissing is a torment in itself,
.whether the Duel of Dentistry in a drive-i- n
around
theater or light
orners.
Notice, if you will, the complacently
tlectrified face of the freshman, staggered against the dorm wall with his first
date. Dazedly she rubs his Quill and
Scroll medallion. Soon they have progressed to
When he breaks up with the girl back
home, he will install his private love
system, which is but ecstatic rehearsals
of an unwritten play. Night after night
they go to Cyclops' to sip hot chocolate,
letting it acnetie upon their faces as they
sit under the blue moon,, or some such
thing, in an impetuous kissage. At 10:30
he is driving dormward with the
maiden welded to his side, murof the future, standing stalwartly
muring
before All Life to belch. Upon the last
blink, he departs with a phobia and
evening total of 587, his normal battering average.
Should the 587 spasms occur but several times, inasmuch as a child has his
third birthday but once, all would be
r
excusable. But the halitosic
continue until he whispers, most
things he regrets getting married, for example. He kisses so much he
degenerates its value. When he has
kissed her month after month, even his
words are superflous bores; the kisses have
dtleated their cause completely.
is that it
One excuse for
displays affection, yet the only human
Who has kissed. but once was Judas, who
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certainly wasn't
or radiof
things. It is this
ant
honor that leaves the student, months thither, holding her us an
alcoholic holds a milk carton.
The tenderness associated with it is
undoubtedly measured on deceivingly
loaded scales, lest we consider the canni- balistic gentility of mauling teeth, ramming, knocking, slapping tonsils, or jamming jaws as if its ultimate goal were
avenging the mate's digestive track.
We must change. The Eskimo did
they rub noses. Think of their bliss with
a mere sinus congestion.
Our solution: Holding Hands.
With love so gripping and more sedu-tivODK. could triple scholarship funds
by Klling Hand Sacks rather than tags

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A Suggested Memorial
To The Editpr:
I understand that a new chemistry
building is being planned, and is soon
to be erected. May I suggest that wc
students join to ask the Board of Trustees to name it in honor of the late
Dr. Charles Barkcnbus. Perhaps Student
Congress will take formal steps in that
direction.
Also, the February issue of The Kentucky Alumnus carries a notice that Dr.
A. J. Whitehouse, 381 South Limestone,
is receiving contributions to a Barkenbus
Fund. I am sure that many of us who
are former students of Dr. Barkenbus
would appreciate it if one of your reporters wolud interview Dr. Whitehouse
concerning this fund to see how it is to
be used, etc.

(Name Withheld)

Legislative Blackmail
To The Editor:
It apparently came as ro surprise to
those in athletic circles that Mississippi
State would decline the invitation to the
NCAA Tournament because of an established policy against participating in athletic events where the competing teams
include Negro players on their rosters.
Admittedly, racial integration is an
explosive issue in the Deep South, but
the manner in which the decision to
abort the tourney was made provides
an unfortunate commentary on the values
and philosophy which a university attempts to inculcate in its students. We
know little of the pressures to which
President Hilbun of Mississippi State was
subjected, but a pattern of legislative
blackmail appears in tha't several reports
Irom the state referred to the controlling
ol university appropriations by an election-minded
legislature. So in two areas
of public trust, the academic and the
political, expediency has been served.
The students of Mississippi State, who
voted in favor of participating in the
tournament, must be confused indeed by
the discrepancy between the ideas the
university represents and the double
standard pursued.
Again, integration is historically au
,

Intricate social and political issue and
there is no one answer or solution to
this enigma. North and South both have
made errors in attempts to effect a workable solution to this problem, and at the
same time both have made admirable
advances in attempting to seek an answer.
But it would appear that the nation and
society suffer when solutions to difficult
and complex social problems ate achieved
as they seemingly
were at Mississippi
State.
G force W.

Mallow

$82 For Some "Extras"
To The Editor:
would also like to voice my objections
to the rent increase on Coopcrstown
apartments. Three years ago the management assured the residents that their tent
would be lowered as the loan was repaid. Since then wc have had one increase and another is now proposed.
For the same
apartment
for which we used to pay $72.50, we arc
now expected to pay $8. This seems a
little bit out of line considering it h.is
had three years use' and no repair. The
paint in die bathroom is peeling and
the plaster is coming olf and for these
"extras"-am expected to pay $7 more.
It would seem to me that a University
housing project would try. to consider a
married student's budget and income and
try to provide him a decent place to live
at a price he can afford. Of course, a rent
raise will help the University get rid of
its long waiting list.
Living conditions in the project are
as good as can be expected with so many
living so close. But who wants to pay
$82 to use washing machines, dryers and
clothes lines with approximately 50 other
families; to face all the problems ol rearing children in a place where everyone
feels differently about discipline; to live
with those who" have no children and
can't fully understand our problems; to
have no place to park one's car? These
problems can be worked out with a lot
of wear and tear on one's patience, but
for $82 I'd juM as soon give them 30
da)s notice and get avay from all of it.
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Mrs. Rum 1rh:man

The Kentucky Kernel
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* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, March

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Waveland Museum
To Restore The Past
LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) Ever
wish you could turn back the clock
and live in the Kentucky of 100
ycrs ago?
Dr. Hamblcton Tapp will help
you do it.
Dr. Tapp, director 01 the IK
museum at Waveland, has bejrun
turning bark the clock, a Job, he
says, "that probably never will be

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of historical relics which will help make the old
mansion look as it did in Civil War days.

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Standke chases starlings those
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that apparently nobody loves.
For years man has fought star- l:ngs with Roman candles, repel- iant, electronics, guns, scarecrows
find nets. Methods used to chase
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