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UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

Broadway Hit
To Inaugurate

NOTED TEACHER,

DIES

OF

Guignol Season

SUDDENLY

'Personal Appearance"
To
Open Run At Theatre On
October 26

Acting President Of Centre
College Succumbs To
Heart Attack
At Home
FUNERAL SERVICES
TO HE HELD TODAY
Had Reen Connected With
Danville School For Twenty-EighYears
t

the result of a sudden heart
attack. Dr. Frank L. Ralney, acting
president of Centre College, died
at his home in Danville Wednesday
night.
As

Doctor Ralney,

who was named
acting president of Centre College

June 1, 1936, had spent the day at
his office. Returning to his home
at 5:30 p. m. he complained of being ill and his wife summoned Dr.
J. Rice Cowan, who was at his bedside at the time of his deaf
Although suffering a heart atyears
tack about four and one-ha- lf
ago, which necessitated his taking
a leave of absence from his college
duties, Doctor Ralney had recovered
sufficiently to return to work, and
was apparently in good health.
A native of Lafayette, Ind., Doc
tor Ralney was a graduate of Pur

due University, receiving his B. S.
degree In 1889. From 1890 until
1895 he taught in the high schools
at Loganport, Ind., and Winona
Wis.
Doctor Rainey attended the Uni
versity of Chicago in 1896, 1897 and

as a graduate student. In
he was instructor in histology
at the Rush Medical school at Chi
cago. After serving from 1901 to
1903 as acting professor of biology
at the Michigan Military Institute,
Doctor Rainey served as biology in
structor at Parsons College, Fairfield, Iowa, from 1903 to 1908.
Leaving the Iowa school, Doctor
Rainey became professor of biology
at Centre in 1908. At one time he
served as registrar of Centre and
in 1928 was named dean to succeed
the late Dr. Charles D. Crooks. In
special services In 1932, students
paid honor to his 25 years of serv
Ice and presented him with an in
scribed gold watch as a token of
their esteem and appreciation. He
was named acting president of
Centre In June, 1936, to succeed Dr.
Charles J. Turck, resigned.
In 1925, Parsons College bestowed
upon him an honorary Doctor of
Science degree. This was followed
by Transylvania College bestowing
a similar honor in 1930. In 1935
Centre College honored him with
an honorary Doctor of Law degree,
an honor never given to any other
member of the faculty of that
1900
1898

school.
He is survived by his widow, the
former Miss Belle Murdock, of Chi
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Y.W.C.A. TO OPEN

The Oulgnol theatre will present
for its Initial production of the
season "Personal Appearance,"
a
satire on the personal tours of
movie stars, which has Just been
off Broadway for a year, and which
is still touring professionally.
portrays
'Personal Appearance
the point of view that is held by
the legitimate theatre about the
mannerisms and methods of the
This
movies as they are today.
play is the play that carried Gladys
Oeorge to Hollywood from Broadway, and landed for her the lead
in "Valiant Is the Word for Carrie,"
to be released soon.
The current production concerns
the waitress who has risen to star
dom, leaving affairs along her path
as you would find milestones along
the road denoting your progress
toward a given destination. Her
latest affair is with the young, hardworking man who Is handsome, but
cannot see through the glamor that
is radiated by the actress, distressing his financee no little bit. The
dialogue Is extremely clever and
modern.
Patron tickets are now on sale
at the theatre box office, offering
a genuine saving for those who wish
to take advantage of the offer. The
patron ticket Is selling for $3 for
six plays if bought before Nov. 1,
and $3 for five plays if purchased
after that time.

Band Dance To Be FALL CALENDAR
Tomorrow Night ANNOUNCED BY
The Horn Tooters' hop, sponsored by the Unlversily band,
will be held from 9 'til 12 o'clock
in Alumni gym tomorrow night.
Music will be furnished by the
Blue and White orchestra under
the direction of Bill Cross.
Ptoceeds from the dance will
be used to help send the band to
Atlanta. Georgia, for the game
with Oeorgia Tech.
Admission will be 11.00 per
couple or stng.

DEAN'S

OFFICE

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BERNARD FAY
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SPEAK

Renowned French Historian
To Address Second
October 8
At 10 A. M.
Con-vocat-

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Law Fraternities
Today With Rites
Frosh
Entertain
In Memorial Hall

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MEMBER

DRIVE

Campaign To Open October 5,
And Continue Through
7: Will Close After Two
Weeks On Oct. 21
The annual Y. W. C. A. membersnip campaign will be held on
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday,
Oct. S, 6 and 7, with the final date
for memberships two weeks from
that time, under the direction of
Katherine Park, chairman of the
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Y. W. C. A. membership-financ- e
group, and a committee of twenty
five girls. Representatives of dor
mitories, sorority houses, organ
lzed residences,
commuters
and
town girls are Included in this
committee, in order to give as many
women students as possible an op
portunlty to sign up as members of
the association.
Women may Join as many of the
Y. W. C. A. groups as they desire.
These Include the
group, which studies international
problems and current events; the
social service group, which makes
trips to reform schools and lnstl
tutlons, studying social service in
Kentucky; the hobby group, which
Includes dancing, swimming, handicraft and soap sculpture; the wor
ship group, which makes surveys
of the various forms of worship In
different churches, and the music
group, for those girls who enjoy
singing together.
Commuters and town girls have
their own group, the Dutch Lunch
club, which meets weekly at a luncheon meeting, and freshmen have
their own group, in which they
hold discussions and hear guest
speakers.
Other activities are the
book club, the transfer club, the
Dubllcitv arouD and the social
group.
Information can be obtained from
Elisabeth Cowan. Y. W. C. A. sec
retary, at the Woman's building,
or from any member of the finance
concerning
committee,
dates of
meetings, and pledge fees. Kath
erine Park will meet with her com
mittee on Bunday night, Oct. 4, at
the Woman's building, to make
plans for the campaign.
world-fellowsh- ip

Kentucky Lineup Remains In
tact Despite Minor Injuries: V. M. I. Reported
To Be Strong

V. M. I. CAPTAIN

PARADE DOWNTOWN
TO CIMAX EVENT

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Broadcast Rights
Secured For Games Literary Society
Holds First Meet

play-by-pl- ay

Wynne For Friday
Afternoon

Tomorrow
The first of a series of home- game pep meetings, under the
sponsorship of SuKy, campus pep
organization, will be held at 7:30
o'clock tonight in the Alumni gym
nasium.
A feature of the meeting will be
a public address system to facilitate
direction of yells. Several new
yells have been perfected by the
cheerleadlng team and will be in
troduced at tonight's meeting. The
University band will be on hand
and short talks by Coach Wynne
and varsity players will be made,
Following the meeting in the gym,
a parade through the downtown
section, led by the band, will be
held.
Work on the new flagpole given
by SuKy Circle and being set up
on Stoll field. Is nearing comple- tlon. The pole will be ready for
use at this week's game. However,
it Is not planned to dedicate the
pole officially until the Homecoming game on October 31. At that
time, state and University officials
will be present and special ceremonies will be held. Plans to purchase a state flag to be flown under
the national emblem on the new
pole were made at a meeting of the
Circle Tuesday afternoon.
SuKy Circle will again offer cups
to the best sorority, fraternity and
independent decorations on Homecoming day. Organizations are urged to make plans as soon as possible for these decorations. Cups will
be awarded also to downtown stores
having the best window display for
the Homecoming event.

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Dr. Hobart Ryland
To Address Forum
Discussion Series To Open
At Maxwell Church Sun.
Night At 6:30
A series of forum discussions on
world problems led by various University faculty members and prominent outside speakers will be held
during the next few months at the
Maxwell Presbyterian church under
the sponsorship of the young people's division. The program will
open at 6:30 o'clock every Sunday.
The schedule for October in
cludes the following subjects and
speakers: October 4, "Spain and the
American Church." Dr. Hobart Ry-hland, head of the department of
romance languages;
October 11,
"The New Universe and Religious
Thought," Dr. W. S. Webb, professor of physics; October 18. "After Repeal What?" Dr. Lawrence
Kolb, director of the United States
Public Health hospital; and October 25, "Close Harmony," a special
program featuring a community
sing.
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PHOTO SCHEDULE

Ken-tucki- ans

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Pictures For 1937 Yearbook
Will Be Taken Starting October 5 In Basement
Memorial Hall

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Pictures for the 1937 Kentuckian
be taken in the basement of
Memorial hall from 9 a. m. til 5 p.
m. starting Monday, Oct. 5, it was
yesterday
announced
by Jimmy
Anderson, editor of the
The price of the photographs will
be $1. Additional prints will be
twenty-fiv- e
cents each. Last year's
pictures may be used, at a cost of
fifty cents, but students are urged
not to use them, since they are as
a whole, unsatisfactory. All pictures will be taken by the Lafayette
Studios.
The system this year will be
much the same as last year's. All
students are requested to have their
pictures made in the time alloted
to them. The schedule for the
week of Oct. 5 follows: Monday,
Alpha Gamma Rho, Phi Sigma
Tuesday,
Kappa, Kappa Sigma.
Alpha Tau Omega. Lambda Chi
Alpha, Phi Kappa Tau. Wednesday, Sigma Nu, Sigma Phi Epsilon,
Thursday, Alpha Sigma
Triangle.
Phi, Pi Kappa Alpha. Friday, Sig
ma Chi, Juniors (inaepenaents),
Seniors (Independents). Saturday,
Juniors, Seniors and anyone unable to have their pictures made
at the alloted time.
Members of other organizations
are asked to watch the Kernel for
the schedule of the week beginning
Oct. 12.
Appointments to the editorial and
business staff of the Kentuckian
will be announced next week.
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ALUMNUS IN EUROPE

Walter Girdler, class of '35. former
and staff member
of the Kernel, is now in Europe
Prof. Roy Moreland. member of working for a Louisville business
the faculty of the Law College is firm and writing special features
on a leave of absence from the Uniacfor the Louisville Herald-Pos- t,
versity. He is attending Harvard cording to a letter received recentLaw college.
ly by Prof. Enoch Grehan from
Cameron Coffman. Coffman, class
'35, and also a "scandal-monge- r"
CRAD SPEAKS TO FRESHMEN of now stationed at Plattsburg,
is
Maryland.
Martha Fugett, former president
of the V. W. C. A. and Tom Sprag-en- s,
president
of the Sophomore
He
class last year, gave speeches Tuesday night at the regular meeting
of the Freshman cabinet of the Y.
M. C. A. The text of the speeches
Dr. H. H. Downing, head of the
was "The Making of Friends at the
University." Arthur Plummer, ad Astronomy department, announced
viser of the Freshman cabinet Dre- - today that the observatory will be
sided over the meeting. The elec-w- ill open to the public every Monday
tion of officers will be held at the
night the rest of the school year,
next meeting.
from 7:00 to 8:30 p. m. This includes
only clear nights as it is impossible
to view the heavens during bad
weather.
Townspeople and students alike
are invited. The observatory is lo
cated at the end of Woodland ave
nue near Clifton.
MORELAND ON LEAVE

'Cat-V.M.-

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Game

Will Be Broadcast
A play by play account of the
. M. I. game will be

Kentucky-V-

broadcast from stations WHAS
and WLAP Saturday. Announcing for the Louisville station will
be Joe Wheeler and Foster
Brooks. Ed Willis. Ed Ashford.
and LyeU Ludwig will be before
the "mike" for WLAP.
Bpth stations will go on the
air from their radio booths in
the press box at 2:15 p.m.

hundred

,

"scandal-monge- r"

Observatory To
Opened To Public

Landon, 66, Browder, 42

pressed surprise at the number of
students went to the polls Tuesday votes being cast for Browder, the
and Wednesday in a presidential Communist candidate. As the tabstraw vote sponsored by The Kernel ulation continued, however, he was
and the result was a comfortable soon outdistanced by the two major
margin of victory for the Democrat- candidates, Rooseveit and Landon.
ic nominee, Franklin D. Roosevelt.
The Republican nominee, in early
The count as tabulated at noon marking, was clot-- on the heels of
Thursday was as follows:
the President. Late Wednesday and
Thursday morning voting gave
Kooarvelt, 221.
Landon, 166.
Roosevelt his big majority.
Norman TJiomas, veteran SocBrowder, 42.
ialist candidate, could only gather
f'olvtn, 16.
Thomas, S.
five votes.
Two patriotic students cast votes
About W) defective ballots were
thrown out by Kernel officials. for Dr. Flunk L. McVey, president
There was little indication of box of the University
stuffing b voters.
Undertaken by I he Kernel to atIn early counting, officials ex tempt to discou a representative
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By JOE Ql'INN
Kernel Sports Editor
After a week of exceedingly ragged practice sessions. Kentucky's
vaunted Wildcats will face their
most rup?ed opposition thus far
when they clash with the Cadets
of Virginia Military Institute in the
season's third battle, at 2:30 p.m.
tomorrow on Stoll field.
The Kentucky lineup has been
kept fairly free of serious injury
but minor bruises are expected to
s.
keep several players on the
Tommy Coleman has not
yet returned to scrimmages because
of a strained side while Lexie Potter's leg injury has slowed him up
considerably.
In meeting the Cadets, the
will be taking on a
foe. V. M. I. has won
two games to date, conquering a
strong South Carolina squad 24-- 7,
last Saturday, for their most recent
victory.
After two lean years, Coach Bill
Raflerty of the visitors has turned
up with a team reminiscent of V.
M. I. teams of a decade ago, when
the Cadets were able to hold their
own with the best squads of the
South.
In the past two seasons,
Rafferty's team won only three
games but this year is set to atone
for past errors by bringing in a
winner.
Sophomore talent will play an
important role in the Cadet lineup with the sensational Andy
Trzeciak leading the offense. Trze-ci- ak
is the same boy who ran 101
yards against South Carolina last
week for one of football's record-scori- ng
runs. According to reports
at least five sophomores will start
in the fray along with Trzeciak.
The Wildcats have been showing
poor form in workouts all week and
only a sharp reversal of play will
gain them a victory. Weak spots
in the line play which were noticeable in the Xavier game last week,
continue to show up and the
coaches have been unable to make
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of Student Body Casts Votes;

Roosevelt Polls 22

ISITORS ATTACK
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Wildcats Go Against Real
Opposition Facing Cadets;
F irst Big Pep Rally Today

Student Cheering Section Will

The social calendar of fall subscription dances was announced by
T. T. Jones, dean of men. The
calendar includes four dances which
will be held the Saturday nights of
home football games.
The "Horn Tooters' Hop." the
first dance on the card, will be
held tomorrow night in the Alumni gym. The Blue and White orchestra has been engaged for the
affair and the admission price will
be $1 a couple.
The local chapter of Omicron
Delta Kappa, honorary leadership
fraternity, will sponsor the next
dance, which will be given Saturday, Oct. 24. the night following
the Florida game.
Oct. 31, after the Ala rama homecoming game, the Alumni association will give its annual Alumni
dance.
The final dance scheduled on the
fall social calendar is the SuKy
dance which will be given Saturday night, Nov. 14.
dances will probably
that
be given on the week-enKentucky plays out of town games,
Dean Jones stated.

Bernard Fay, noted French his
torian and professor of history at
the Sorbonne, Paris, will speak at
the second convocation of the year
which will be held at Memroial
hall, Thursday, October 8. at ten
a.m.
The subject of Professor
Fay's address will be "The Balance
Sheet of Dictatorship In 1936."
Professor Fay has written several
books on history as well as numer
ous magazine articles for some of
the country's leading periodicals.
Among his recent articles are "Can
America Rescue England" in the
Living Age, "French Mind and the
American" in Harper's, "New Aspects in America" found in the Review of Reviews, and "In Our
Stars" in the Forum magazine.
Professor Fay is
as
the French historian who was the
first occupant of the chair of
Raymond Rodgers, secretary and "American Civilization" established
associate professor of finance of the by the College de France.
Rush-Wee- k
school of
New York University
before
commerce, spoke yesterday
the class in money and banking.
He came to Lexington from Hot
Springs, Virginia, where he spoke
before the national convention of
Personal Finance companies.
Phi Delta Phi, Phi Alpha DelMr. Rodgers, a native of Milton,
Women's Hiddinjr Ceremonies
ta Hold Smoker To InKentucky, was graduated from this
To Take Place At
troduce New Lawyers
University in 1921 from the College
3 P. M. Today
of Arts and Science, majoring In
All first year law students were
economics. This was when the de
partment of economics and com entertained with a smoker and
Bidding ceremonies for the nine
party Wednesday afternoon
by the
merce was administered
sororities on the campus
in the gold room of the Lafayette national held today at 3 o'clock n
College of Arts and 8cience.
will be
hotel by the Joint
of Memorial hall, climaxing a
the two law fraternities, Phi Alpha
rushing period of teas and
FINAL PLANS MADE
Delta and Phi Delta Phi.
special parties held for the benefit
Approximately 100 students at- of incoming freshmen girls.
BY WOMEN'S COUNCIL
tended the affair Wednesday with
All functions during the rushing
The council of the Association of the guests of honor being Dean period were under the superivsion
met last evening Alvin Evans and the law faculty. of the Women's
Women Students
coun
Sam Milner, Phi Alpha Delta, preat 7 o'clock In Boyd hall.
cil and governed under rules set
were made for the sided as toastmaster while the re- up by this organization.
Final plans
"Alice In Wonderland" party which freshments were being served and
According to the rules for bid
is to be given for all freshman welcomed the first year men. Dean day, "during the bidding services,
girls, transfers and faculty mem Alvin Evans made a short speech there shall be only
bers, Monday, Oct. 5. at Patterson welcoming the first year men and representatives on the campus. If
hall. The committees In charge of explaining some of the procedure sororities wish to furnish means of
the event are: Betty Bewlay, gen of law school. He Introduced Pro- transportation to chapter houses
eral chairman; Carol Flohr, pro fessor Pittman of Harvard Law for new girls, they may have two
Dorothy School who has become a member cars, which shall be stationed on
gram
and Invitations;
Wunderlich. costumes, and Marie of the Kentucky law school faculty. the McVey hall drive. Only one
of Phi girl is permitted to be fh a car. She
Jack Keyser, president
Marcum, refreshments.
Delta Phi, and Ed Campbell, presi- must remain in her car to wait for
Discussions were made concern
represen- girls. A
ing a compulsory mass meeting for dent of Phi Alpha Delta, made short
tative will take the girl to the sowomen for the purpose of bringing speeches welcoming back Dean Alcloser relationship among the wom vin Evans who has been at Harvard rority car."
Under the bidding system used,
en on the campus by each woman the past year on sabbatical leave.
submitting suggestions for improve Doctors Randall, Murray, Roberts each girl is asked to write on a
were slip of paper her first, second, and
and Eblen of the law faculty
ments for campus congeniality.
introduced together with the mem- third choices. The official bid of
bers of the Kentucky Law Journal her first choice sorority Is then
GORDON REPRESENTS U. K.
and the representatives of the up- given her. If she has no bid from
sorority, then the
her
University was represented per classes.
The
bid of her second choice is given
at the Inauguration of Dr. Frank
her.
Hill Caldwell as president of the
Presbyterian Theological Seminary
last night In Louisville.
The Rev. Gordon, a member of
the 1914 class of the University of
The University extension departKentucky, was appointed by Presi
ment of Radio Station WHAS has
gained permission from Georgia
dent Frank L. M(?Vey.
The Patterson literary society
Tech, Washington and Lee, and held its first meeting of the year at
REPRINT SUZER ARTICLE
Tennessee to broadcast the football 7:30 o'clock last Monday evening
game which the Wildcats will In the staff room of the University
The next issue of the Reader's play at these schools. A WHAS an- library.
Digest will have a reprint of the nouncer will be at the field when
A round-tab- le
discussion of curarticle that BDDeared in a recent Kentucky plays these games, and rent problems and a book report by
deissue of Radio Guide concerning will give a direct
George Feskoe on "Adventures On
a Cold Night," a dissertation by
the University's numerous listening scription of the games.
Eastcenters In the mountains of
Arrangements have already been Hervey Allen and other prominent
ern Kentucky. The material for this made for the University extension writers, composed the program of
by Elmer O studios to broadcast the remainder the meeting.
was submitted
Sulzer. director of the University of Kentucky'! home games. The
The second meeting of the sopublicity bureau.
only remaining game of Kentucky's ciety will be held Tuesday night.
Oct. 0, at 7:30 o'clock in the staff
schedule which will not be broadPRYOR PUBLISHES ARTICLE
cast by WHAS is the Manhattan room of the library. Several essays
New
game which will be played in
be presented by persons deslr- Dr. Joseph Wlllam Pryor. Pro York.
lng membership.
Emeritus of Anatomy and
fessor
Physiology, has written an article
entitled "Ossification as additional One-Seventh
evidence in Differentiating Identi
cals and Fraternals in Multiple
Births," which was published in the
1
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September Issue of the American
Journal of Anatomy.

Commerce Students
Hear N. York Prof.

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Subscription Dance Season To
Open At Alumni Gym
Saturday Night With
Season's First Pep Rallv To
"Horn footer's Hop"
He Held In Gym Tonight
At 7:30 O'clock; SponALUMNI ASSOCIATION
sored by Suky
TO SPONSOR DANCE
On

7:30 TONIGHT
ALUMNI GYM

KENTUCKY

FRIDAY, OCTOBER

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

FRANK L. RAINEY,

(ilANT PEP RALLY

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Karapus
Kernels
AH Independents who wish to
sell ODK football tags can obtain them from the Kernel
business office in McVey hall
basement on Friday and Saturday.

An important meeting of the
University Democratic club will be
held at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday in
room 111 of McVey hall. All stu
dents are Invited to attend.

There will be a meeting of the
sales staff of the Kentuckian at 1
p. m. Monday In room 54, McVey
hall. There must be a representative from each fraternity present.
There will be a meeting of the
Pryor
d
society for the purpose of organization at 7:30 o'clock,
Tuesday, Oct. 6, in the basement
of the Archaeological museum. All
are urged to
students of pre-m-ed
Pre-Me-

attend.

All freshman girls are urged to
attend the "Alice in Wonderland"
party at 4:30 p.m. Patterson hall,

Monday, October

5.

The faculty of the College of Education will hold a meeting at 3:00
p.m.
Monday in the Training
School.
Mary Edith Bach, manager of
horseback riding, requests that all
girls interested in riding report at
7 o'clock today to Patterson hall
for a very important meeting.
will be a W. A. A. party at
o'clock Monday night in the women's gym. All women students
are invited to attend.

There

section of the political situation on
the campus, the vote was well re
ceived and the balloting was con
sldered heavy, as
of the
entire student body cast votes.
lone upset in the balloting,
The
it was observed, was the compara
tively heavy vote for the Commun
istic candidate. Officials said the
was in
only evidence of stuffing
Lemke's ballots. Consequently, the
majority of ballots thrown out were
marked for him.
Members of The Kernel executive
board said it was probably the most
in the history
successful straw-vo- te
of the paper, it was intimated that
straw votes on future matters of
interest to students will be held.
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First year students may still
report for the position of freshman manager of the football
team. All those wishing to try
out should report to managers
Paul Slaton, Bob Freeberg, Bob
Ellison, or Mack Hughes any
afternoon during football practice at the west gate of the
practice field. Six more candidates will be accepted, all of
whom will receive sweaters and
numerals at the end of the
school year.

W. A. A. will hold archery and
3 and 4 p.m. Monday af-

hockey at
ternoon.

All students who didn't take tubercular tests Tuesday report to the
dispensary next Tuesday, October
6, to take the tests.

Intramural house managers are to
meet at 5:00 p. m. today in the
basement of the Mens gym to ap
prove
and the sports program for the coming year. This is
an important meeting.
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STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
SECOND STEP
Students and others seem fairly well satisfied
with the new registration system. The fact is,
students were registered so quickly and efficiently in September that very few of them have
thought much about it since.
One thing that has not been forgot, though,
is the general disorder and gross inefficiency
which attended classification. All the improvement shown in the new registration plan went
for naught when classification began.
In one or two departments, matters were exThe English department,
tremely unhappy.
which had to classify almost 900 freshmen in
one day, was unable to complete the schedule
of all the newcomers.
There is something essentially wrong in a
system wherein 900 persons must be classified
in one day. Sometime before the next enrollment period that system should be changed. It
seems to this paper that those departments
which ordinarily attract great numbers of students to their rolls should get their heads to
gether and devise a system whereby classification would become as efficient and speedy as
the new registration plan has proved itself to be.

RIGHT KIND OF PEP
Tonight when students gather for the first
great pep rally of the year, there must be shown
what might be called a formal informality or
an orderly disorderliness so that the most good
may be realized from the rally.
Although there should be some degree of
spontaneity at a pep rally, students should, by
and large, avail themselves to the directions of
the yell leaders so that the plans which have
been worked out to insure the success of the
gathering may be consumated.
The little colored fellows who entertain with
their absurd antics are, after all, not interested
in the success of the rally. Likewise, students
who encourage them by pitching coins to them
s
and otherwise adding to the general
of the affair, would seem to be interested
in their own amusement and not in forwarding
the aims of the pep leaders.
Tonight's rally will set the pace for gatherings to be held during the remainder of the
football season. Every student, remembering
this, should do his share in insuring the success
boistcr-ousnes-

of it.
A famous millionaire mentions that money
does not make for happiness. Still, it does enable a man to be miserable in comfort. Punch.

These economists who think competition a
bad thing never tried to get service from a man
who had no competition. Detroit Free Press.

IN SUPERLATIVES.
The heartiest bcllylafl belongs to Sam Bowman... the wickedest wink is that of Dossrtt
Rcid...thc most expressive eyebrows are those
on Ralph Johnson's forehead ... the slimmest
ankles are owned by Betty Lou Holstcin. . .the
most .uprising mustache is under Jimmy Shropshire's nose... the most expressionless face is
the one attached to James Haglcr's head. . .the
gal with the most fascinating eyes is Ann Todd
...the broadest shoulders on the campus go
with Homer Nichols. . .the most typical sopho
more is Clid Shaw... and the emptiest spot on
the campus is Memorial hall on convocation
days.

NUW, 01 -- Jim seat is
taken," said the girl in the movies as the man
sat down in her lap.
DON

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LOOK.

OFFER CAMPUSALUTES:
1. To
brother columnist George (Hooey
Pollui) Keller, for a clean and an interesting
one.
2. To those students who manage to look
wide awake at 8 o'clock Monday classes.
3. To that chem professor who had a tooth
pulled last week at 1:17 p. m. and was teaching
his class at 1:27 p. m.
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A. To
who carry their
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UNIVERSITYPES:
knows he
Campusap-- He
The
since he lost
belongs to a fraternity, but ever
his pin he can't remember which one it is...
Sometimes he remembers that he has a date
with a girl, but then he forgets who she is...
When he's a sophomore he votes for all the
senior officers. . .at least twice... and when he's
a senior he forgets to vote at all . . . He's so absent minded that he wears his freshman cap for
four years . . and keeps going to all the classes
he went to when he entered the University...
He stays up all night cramming for a final exam,
and then falls asleep and doesn't go to it...
His professors remember him (how can they
help it?)... but he never knows who they are
when they speak to him. . .He'll probably grow
up to be the kind of a prof that people make
jokes about. . .
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CAMPUSIGHS:
I. The hectic
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at dances.

Oral reports in class.
Organization meetings.

4. Stoogents who make puns.

DON'T YOU FEEL FUNNY
When you break a date with the B. Y. and
then sit down next to him at the show, with
somebody else?

When that man in the blue uniform and the
brass buttons follows you on a motorcycle?
When you find that you're in the scandal col-

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This item comes from Berkeley, so take it
for what it is worth. If anybody who has a
dollar and one cent cares to, try the experiment
and inform this department if it works. Daily
Trojan.
Political theory is coming steadily into educaEverywhere there is a heightional practice.
tened realization of the need to make the school
develop the national ideals. Isaac Kandcl.

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