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are some sayings
about the great
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.ELECUQN 2000 ELECTION 2000

Make the right
choice: VOTE!

Your election guide: Read on to
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Computers are like air
conditioners - they
stop working
properly when you
open Windows.

Election
coverage

Oct. 3

Student independents

Oct. 4

Student republicans l" 't“

Windows stands for
"Work ls Never Done
On Windows
Systems" Here are all the options they pro'i'itle to you so you can

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it's simple. Villsl get on the phone. oriliiie or even call your

Oct 5 parents
Student democrats Voter registration
my computer stopped

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“Windows for dummies"

Microsoft broke
Volkswagen's world '
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only made 22 million . . _ the election? \‘lill' .ill\'\\l‘it‘t't' lllltsillt‘ Ken
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Oct. 24

A look at the role of
higher education in
the elections

General Election 2000

IBM creates Operating
Systems , MS-DOSnt How to register

Have you reinstalled .. , .
your Windows today? ioti must ziiiri- iiiinpiit

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vote has never been easier for UK students

Las‘ day to register to vote in the
General Election
Windows95 - Plug and

pray...

Windows - The colorful

last day to apply for paper
clown suit for DOS.

absentee ballot iseven davs
before electioni

Overall. the day of decision making by 't .\l‘ill‘. l’ooil ‘s‘tgitiip
undecided voters for the presidential races .‘xlwltt‘ till. \‘Jlt .iiitl state
has peaked and dipped.. liiitilell olt lit i » si- l"~. int? those

'iiiiiiip;i~.ti-r saiii thew patio-ii Decided in the would“ on ‘illi llh. ibiiitii .it \‘tilt ari- .i
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Voter may request paper
absentee ballot because of
medical emergency
lwrthin seven days of election)

Windows — So intuitive
that you only need
one meg of help files! BY Ashley York

ASSISTANT NEWS [itiii’iu

If Windows is user-
friendly, why do you
need a 678-page

manual? Election day (first Tuesday after

"Fer sail cheep. Windows
spel chekcer. wurks
grate."

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your hoiiit-touii. and non \llll ie
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are prominent among undecided voters this
year. More are selected results from a
recent survey or undecided voters.

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‘ - ' See VOTE on 2
absentee ballots await.

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word out of an old
dialect of the
Apaches. it means:
"White man staring
through glass-screen
onto an hourglass..."

the offices for the 2000 Election
. include.
39% Choosmg your party
Home" Presrderit
Vace PreSIdent
US. Representative
State Senator
State Representative
Commonwealth's Attorney
Justice of the Supreme Court
Cichit Judge
District Judge

Microsoft is to software
as McDonalds is to

A Ki‘ililltkv allows t“'£(l\
cutsme.

traitor; for illi'i't‘ political tlis
Live in large city or suburb till” “”15-
. 33% l. lliinioi'rzit l’artV
Live in small city/town or rural area '1. Republican Party
61% t. ()ther tilt-siut‘iate polit:
r‘rtl organimtioni‘

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Voter Registration Line:
OS/Z VirusScan — 859-255'VOTU8683)
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Remove it? [Y,Y]"

Favorite Windows game:
"Guess what this icon
does?”

Windows NT — Nice Try.

Cantor tor the People at the Press
-Ron Norton

source titre/It’smrocsurti
SB.0E/~ABE/'Iltlooot/JOK[sirrut
E-mails to date-27
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See REGISTER on 2

THE 411

tunkhoiisii inil Rose iotki-il \litli l in not in ltt‘ ‘ l‘iii
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Be aware. Police warn students to watch for strangers W. Kym“ My 1;... mm . ”my,
hie-n le. someone “ho had a ”it \ott \tw someone
Th“ l'lllV‘T‘llt' “71‘ tor for the .-\i‘ts on Rose ShaV \toulil not :ominent port of 380 stolen from a sttiil.istl‘isitiv-rliapstheiyw Manlex saitl the bur
again. _, . , _ . . .. . . .
7 “ll campus. nionev has stolen from enrl in iooiii iii: oi iii‘arlli-x shi- hatliit heard about the \in rliri not iini‘ tits in
’ W W’ ’ ’ l'K Police Department. saiil .\lanle_\ iliil not illsr‘ltisv (it“sk hail lTW'll rummautvl llx‘kf‘fl fillll that the bitrularx l'ix’ piilii e 'liiil i is pa
robberiesshouldcal Detec-
INDEPENDENT SlNCEl971 ktltm'll lltllllht‘l' ”l iW’l‘l“ iirtlax' at 121’“ pm and Sun am. Sunday Bl‘illllf‘V Hall is what i haw :tluars done. on campus to keep a \\7il('h

stilt. sitiilst‘
- 'l'wi other ltllf‘L’l/lt‘l-"s .\la:‘.le\ \fllll .ill thi- the police it the‘i sl-t- some
1% after equipment, money taken from UK buildings WW, ,., ,W W. . .. , , ., - »
i'tllllillilt‘ill from the HM Room Ill! in lilil hllll' »;tiil.’s‘li'i\\.t» stolentrom l’at km to the HM Fine .\rts that doesn't belonul‘eel tree
Fine Arts Building. located Arts is 11 suite that includes lt‘l‘btlil Hall around Lil) am. liuiltlinu .tnti Bt‘tttllm Hall. to call Us and let us know."
No more of that cold . . . . -
stuff it's going to start ”MW”! .m”. m" “"‘Tkm‘i Street. .\l:tnle\' saiil a .\lai~in- about the burularies tlorm room in lilayer llztll plt- uaini-rl ll‘t"'\\ into the ulartes are .tli still under in
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W 0 y p Travis MitlllW- W’mllltl rooms 107. Elli". 302 and zoo Hall. Manley sitiil litiilllllL' robberies kathman. till ii‘ llll Illiltl‘. oi iitlitll i-ntrx ti: m
'3 . ltll‘étll‘m‘ itllll llllt'l‘lllétlltlll -\ There \xi're also rhet‘ks was »tolen. bttt that a room ihitei‘tiire sophomore. sail! the that i. i-\te i ior ot the
Anyone withintormation
VOL “‘06 'SSUE m9 filtll‘ htll‘llli‘ll'l“S “'t‘l‘t' I‘t‘l’tll‘l the amount ol’ nioiit-v or the The robberies at won‘t (‘hi'illL'l‘ :lilVihlllL’ trolled campus .\lonll l\
" "””"‘ t‘tl» number of checks stolen liratllex' Hall ltl‘l'lll'l‘t‘fl be about the WIN slit-lives lllL'hl Yl‘lllllt.’ \illfll'lil\ “hit the cream-nutmux
Police Wat 257-
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l hiltor.
lilt'tlh ins illylt’tllt (l to h.t\t- one sii»pii ions
. over the weekend .\l.'tiile\
. i EDliOR m cniri’ ‘ . . y . . . ‘
Hi Lo ‘ next to the Siiiuletary l en llean Robert Shin \ titlit'e. Sunrla'i. lltei‘extasalsoa re Another option. M'tiiltw l hilton saiil.
feelin like summer , » . . .
g l't‘nltlf‘m‘“ hit”5 and ”mt“ some k“\'iirittl‘ll>ililtl a haunt oi burulaiies over thi- ‘-.\'eek ll\l'\ in l’rttterson Hall, said lot keil \tiniliixt Department.
St‘lW'ltV‘h allilt'l‘Vl‘l‘l‘ ll’l‘ lllt‘ in the stolen ha: ol inonet \ras l‘oi‘i‘iblt entered and a she :tlttaxs ket‘tl‘ her doors hiltltliiixf hi- \Jlitl
involving this weekends
ESTABLISHED 'N ‘892 lll Ullt‘ lll\llllll“'- I'll ”ll Til“lllli‘tlléil’lt‘stx‘t’lll'i‘l‘flSill tueen 3 pm. Frirlzix and ill "I Will l‘ltlliliillt' to do frequent terrain biiililinus
5770 ext. 235.

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Call: 257-1915 or write:
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MALLIHEIIEWSIHAI FITS

The Low-down

Serbia accuses NATO of war crimes

BELGRADE. Yugoslavia A Belgrade court

 

 

NEW MATERIAL

Teachers' union woos Republicans

WASHINGTON ~« The National Education
Association, which heavily favors Democrats
with its political donations. quietly has been pay-
ing $4000 a month to a tax-exempt group run by
moderate Republicans to help the teachers'
union reach out to the GOP, tax records show.
The union has been paying the Republican Main-
stream Committee for several years so executive
director Ken Ruberg can advise the NBA on es-

 

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REGISTER

Continued from paqel

 

After you have registered,
you will receive a notice in the

of a member of the Armed
forces or a citizen residing
overseas.

3. You are a student at-
tending schools outside the
county of your voter registra-
tion.

4. You temporarily reside

 

 

 

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trim N. Yuubl Fm, 15‘ ”it. \‘I h\ Shana} 1,1,! “rug. 7 onnah did not have to disclose the money until Con» address. ‘ ' 5. You are incarcerated in
‘7 ' ’7 5 ‘ ‘1 5” i .H :1‘ > ‘ . ‘ "3 “5” er gress this summer passed a new law requiring The 90115 are 09.9“ from 6 jail and have been charged but
bombing launched to halt liesident slohotlan New Album . . . . m tots in local time . ,
\Iilos’evri‘c's WWMUWH H” “mm. -\II)’Iill'tll\ m “M i "t 'th such groups that engage in politics to report “- .NOTIEI' If” - l notconv1ctedofacr1me. El
“Mm m, Him] “mum WW m an IIIIII‘NI‘YI‘U ”:32“ ° 9 their donors and expenses Just like campaign contact yam figflggfigfi: The deadline for applying SCI
feelings ahead of Yttgoslavia‘s elections Sunday Tuesday, committees. tration office to update your for a paper absentee ballot IS
a more that .\li|ose\ It' supporters apparently September I ' , address. seven days before an 9190t10n- T]
hope will translate into Votes for the incumbent 19th. Two years Dryness disease gets attention You may apply for a Paperhb- la
president. ago, Madonna sentee ballot due to a medical th
kicked he, WASHINGTON , The National Institutes of Absentee ballots emergency up to the day of the
Re ort; s CITIET detained in Peru career back Health plans this week to hold unprecedented ~ election. in
P DY into IIIIIh'Oea' meetings to teach health workers how to spot If 3’9“ are unable tovget ‘0 You may request an appli-
1 HM l’eru I’t‘esideitt »\llierto Fuhmori‘s with 'RaV 0t and “W" Sjogren‘s syndrome. called the dryness. f‘htitlihlisvmi eleiitl'qnt d'aty C0?" cation in person. by mail, by I?
deposedsecurity chief. \'latliiniro Montesinos. ”9"“ With "'9 (n.5,th The syn???” s‘hallmark symptoms 01 fife at£2559Ve(ryr§gf1:rrfinigpnga: phone. or by fax. _ :1
has been detained by the military. l’eru's ‘mde. release other ‘1” mouth and 9395f“ film ”I“? fSIiIllply an’g’ymg' tion 3min obtaining an absen- If you are gomg to be out \il
pendent t‘l’N radio reported yesterday. The main new ‘fllfll {if-WWI“? 2312?: tfggta; OTThfsrmagigtgie tee ballot. of the county on EleCtion Day n.
Th t th station. cttInU an unidentified military source. album she ”(.w‘i '. ”'3“; J ‘ y. ’ 1f . u t v fth f 1. and you do 110i qualify for a .‘
e ru . r . . ~ ous painful disease that can gradually attack the you "“9 any 0 e 0 Id
IS I an} said the order tor the arrest was Issued by Mon I'IODGS IIIJMIIIM 'oitits‘ ()1. ,ans and nerves affectin more than 1 lowing requirements_ you may paper absentee ballot you
very tesinosw elost. assoeiate._ (ion, .lose \villanutwa strIIies twice. inillion sgflfi'erers But it's so hard to diagnose requeSt a paper absentee bal- may vote in the county clerk‘s al
proud Of I\\1lIt".\‘I[~(l.V('()lililiiilltit\1: ot Iteru s; armed lot-ces. that patients spend years hunting to solve the lot be mailed to you: office the 21 business days pre- bl
. Ifuuel (tutIei ie/. a reporter tot the opposition pii/yliiig symptoms The meeting comes as an in- 1, Due to advanced age, ceding the election. n;
my her- newspaper l.a Republica said he had continued - “ . . f'. 7 - disabilit illness or medical l '
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be taken bribing an opposition lawmaker to defect to the

at face pt't‘sldt‘illK congressional liltit‘. NEW YORK A selloff of blue chip and

value.“ technology issues pushed stocks sharply lower f
LA. transit strike affects 450,000 yesterday. sending the Dow Jones industrial and '

. Jakob Dylan MARITAL Nasdaq composite index falling more than 100

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L'i'jfgfibgfiliigg wheel themselves yesterday at the start of the about losing isfi‘ii‘t; {$23.91 ‘0‘ ' e 3’ a“ ”We Continuedfrom page, socxety are made regardless of at
on whafit is like work week. worsening tt‘atlic on already clogged Entertainer ot " ‘ ‘ ‘0 ‘ whether or not we speak up. to
to be the son of streets and freeways. Some 1.300 members of the the Year honors , . . . Less than one-third 0f 18'

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wages and overtime Saturday. halting 2.000 buses fellow country ages 0f 13241-1 He said the%tend Pgfifédifiggl gggéloiiiafittwhoe (H
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