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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY, FRIDAY. MAY

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VOLUME XXXIV

19. 1944

NUMBER 23

Kernel To Give Idea Ginnochio Replaces Erskine
University Appropriations
Of Perfect University As
Of SGA;
Are Not Included In Call
Hence
Ten Years
Four Other Vacancies Filled
Special Session By Willis WillLast Theme
Of
Edition
Of
Vice-Preside- nt

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Donovan Expresses
Disappointment
In Decision
Failure of Gov. Simeon 6. Willi
to list appropriations for the University and other state institutions
for consideration by the special
session of the General Assembly
which will be convened today, was
deplored Monday night by Fayette
Senator R. P. Moloney, who declared that "the money is available
and there is no reason why they
should not have been included."
Dr. H.

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Donovan also expressed

disappointment that the University was not listed in the call of
the special session.

Installation Held
For New Members

By Bettye McClanahan

'Busted' Or Plain 'Burse?
Ask Professor Don Irvine!
Union Board
that
Elects Pace
By Billie Fischer

Before we say one word about
Don Irvine, well known in the English department, let us first assert
the fact
he is a fine teacher,
a handsome devil, and a gay wit.
(If that doesn't raise our grades,
nothing will.) While discussing
faulty expressions, we came across
the incorrect usage of "bust," "busted," and "bursted," instead of the
one and only "burst." However, Mr.
Irvine declared, and we quote, "I
simply cannot bring myself to say
"The party was a complete burst.' "
Then the walking dictionary went
on to tell us about the old English
text which emphatically stated that
the word "date" was never to be
used in reference to a person. He
said that Instead of using "I must
go collect my date," you should say
"I must go collect a lady companion with whom I have a social
engagement."
You must never use the word
"lady" when you mean "woman,"
according to Mr. Irvine.
"Never
say 'I knocked an old lady into the
gutter.' Say 'I knocked an old
woman into the gutter.'" But we
disagree. For if you vwre talking
about your mother, you would certainly have to say "I knocked my
old lady into the gutter." Wouldn't
you?
But if there's anything you want
to know about the English tang
uage, just ask Don Irvine. He's
about the only person we know who
says. "The odor assumed immense
proportions," when he means "It
raised a big stink."

life was like this in
and '42" and "University
life is like this in '42, '43, and "44,"
layout of Uniwill title a two-paversity campus shots both past and
present which will be included in
,
this issue.
Dream Page
Do you ever wonder what the
campus will be like ten years from
now? Perhaps the "Kernel Dream
Page" will make you think that you
were born ten years too soon. Many
plans are already in progress at

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If

you have any old love letters,
newspapers, files, or county records
with information about Kentucky
scattered around your attic or basement, why not send them to Dr.
Thomas D. Clark, acting head of
the University history department,
who will add them to the 350.000
volumes in the University collection
on Kentucky?
This collection In the University
library has been gathered by Dr.
Clark, in warehouses, attics, basements, stables, and from country
store records all over the South.
These documents or papers need
not be sensational, but just every
day articles that reflect the life
and thoughts of Kentucky people.

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By Shirley Meister

ing seniors.
"University

Marian Yates Is
Vice-Preside-

Kentucky Historical Data
Is Requested By Dr. Clark

The advertising staff is busy; the
news staff is busy; and the shop is
already hard at work preparing for
that extra big edition of The Kernel which will be circulated next
Friday in honor of all the graduat

Pace, sophomore,
has recently been

Travares, Fla
elected president of the Student

Of Assembly
Betty Anne Ginnochio was elected and Installed to replace retiring
Margaret Erskine,
and four Assembly vacancies were
filled at Tuesday's meeting of the
SGA Assembly.
New committee heads. Including
Kilmer Combs to replace retiring
judiciary committee chairman Scott
Reed, were suggested by Bill Em-br- y.

contribute other historical material
but it will prove that the University is up and coming. It will bring
more students and historians to
the University who are seeking research material.
In Dr. Clark's own words, "This
collection will give the University
great dignity and strength of quality, and it will develop a good rep
utation among other Universities."

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president.
New Members

In addition to Betty Ann

Art Exhibit
Opens Sunday

Gin-

nochio. arts and sciences junior
Union Board.
from Lexington, other newly-electAppropriations
Miss Pace is a member of K- Assembly members include: arts
Dr. Donovan pointed out that
Prof. Edward W. RanneUs
Dets, Women's Glee club, and Tau
and sciences upperclass women.
University offices concerning postextraordinary
Sigma. She is first
Marybelle Calvert, junior. Mays-vill- e.
mounting to 520.000 dollars, inof Alpha Gamma Delta sorority war plans and construction possi
and Wilma Jean Canada,
bilities. These have been fulfilled
cluded In the 1942 biennial budget
and house manager of Guignol
junior. Williamson, West Virginia;
library work, scientific equipedition.
in the future
for
theater.
Papers For $15
arts and sciences upper class man,
ment, engineering equipment, home
News flashes from our leased wires
Jimmy Buster, sophomore. JamesOther officers elected were MarAt one time Dr. Clark paid a junk
economics equipment and capital
ian Yates, junior, vice president, including a cure for the common
peddlar in Louisville 15 dollars for
The annual exhibition of paint town; commerce upper class man,
outlay, would not be available durLexington; Doris Smith, sophomore, cold will be only one of the many
some old papers. Upon closer ex- ing and prints of University art Marvin Churn ey. junior from Louing the next two years if the Unisecretary, Lexington; and Ruthie features to be found on this page
amination these papers proved to students will open Sunday in the isville.
versity is forced to operate on its
Dimock, sophomore, treasurer, Lex- which promises to both inform and
be the personal papers of a famous Music room of the Union building.
The vacancy created by the withlast biennial budget.
entertain.
ington.
Kentuckian. Another time a group
The exhibition will open with a drawal of agriculture upper class
"For a number of years," he said.
Our most talked of project which
of papers tied with a shoestring reception from 2 to 5 pjn. Sunday. man. Charles Shelby, was not filled
has been customary for the
Retiring Officers Honored
Phi Beta Kappa, honorary
were brought to him by a man who Miss Anne Callihan, Edward W. because the dean of that college
has been on the Hps of students for
Assembly to include such
General
will hold a banquet June 1 in
A picnic was given yesterday at many years a field house will be
had found them in his attic. These
had not submitted his list of elHems as extraordinary appropriathe Gold room of the Lafayette were really old frontier letters Rannells. and Raymond Barnhart, igible. All
the home of Mrs. John R. Evans discussed in full plus that all imother vacancies were
tions, and unfortunately these items
hotel for the installation of the which were of extreme historical faculty of the art department. Maron the Georgetown road by mem portant game, swimming meet, or
garet Hartman, Jeanette House- filled from lists submitted by the
sire not repeated if a new budget
newly elected officers and for the
bers of the faculty in honor of the dance we all dream about.
interest.
holder, and Mary Lee Brockman, deans of each college, containing
is not adopted."
initiation of nine new members who
old and new officers.
This accumulation of historical senior students, will receive the names of students who have the
The University had asked for a
recently been chosen.
have
Great Climax
fireproof guests.
matter will be put in
required SGA standing.
The retiring officers present were
ten per cent Increase in its budget
Prof. Edward W. Rannells, head vault in the University library in
This would be a daily edition of
Edith Welsenberger, Kloise BenMinor Officers
for the next two years. Dr. DonoBetty South, Elizabeth Crapster,
nett, Helen Harrison, Maryan Vogt, The Kernel, a climax we can all of the art department, has been order to preserve it for the use of Nancy Hopkins, Eva Singleton,
van pointed out, and this increase
Minor officers not elected by the
reelected president of the society. posterity. Already newspapers, files.
Roberta Parker, Jimmy Hurt, Rob imagine or plan for in the future
had been recommended by Cover;
Elizabeth Faulkner, Jean Wireman, entire student enrollment and chosDr.
McNeill, Sgt. Jacob A. Bedenbaugh, when this world chaos will be over Other officers selected were en- county records, private tetters,"and Nancy Ellen Taylor, Dorothy Rob- en from the Assembly itself were
nor Willis in his budget message to
country store records have been de
and University life may return to Paul Osborn Ritcher, assistant
and Pvt. J. H. Dick.
tire General Assembly last January.
Dr. Al posited there In order to male them inson. Helen Arnold, Evelyn Green, secretary, Marie Jones, commerce
tomologist,
what it should and could be.
berta Server, assistant proftosor of available to scholars, students and Mrs. Grant Knight. Elizabeth Gog-gi- n sophomore. North Middletown; and
Dr. Ward Receives Gift
Increase Needed
Freshman girls glance at the camand Mildred Ruith will assist. treasurer, Brewster Phelps, arts and
The old and new cabinet pre pus as we knew it when men roamed romance languages, secretary; and interested people who are doing re
We would not have asked for
sciences junior. Cloverport.
to Dr. W. S. Ward, a fac in droves seniors see what the Dr. Lehre L. Dantzler, head of the search work.
sented
tile increase unless it had been
Election of Norman Chrisman.
English department, treasurer.
ulty adviser who is leaving soon for women are doing now sophomores
needed, and naturally we are disBeneficial To Library
Pikevllle senior in engineering, to
the armed services, a gift In ap and juniors look at what may yet
The new members of Phi Beta
appointed that the University was
beneNot only will this collection
the Board of Student Publications
Kappa as announced by Dr. Dantzpreciatlon of his services.
ot included in the call."
be in the future.
fit the library by having people
Any foreign male student at
and discussion of a new meeting
ler include Richard Truman CenDr. Donovan stated that he had
present were
Faculty members
All this together with the regular
the University must get his time and date for the fall quarter
ters, Paducah; Algernon Smith
governor to include the
asked the
Dean Sarah B. Holmes, Dean T. T. news pages of the paper will be in
to avoid conflicts were further busistatus as such recognized by the
University in his call for a special
Jones, Mr. Bart Peak. Dr. W. 8. cluded in this final edition for the Dickson, Paris; Sarah A. Mclnteer,
ness considered at the Tuesday
local draft board by May 30, is
feexington; Ellen Jane Pur cell, Fulgiven any
session, but had not been
Ward. Dr. M. M- .- White, Miss spring quarter of the student news
meeting.
the announcement made
ton; Mary Ann Macke, Newport;
indication by Governor Willis as to
A joint Advisory board and Cab- Mackle Ransdall, and Mrs. John R. paper.
through an official communique
AH new members were installed
Morrison Vincent Swift, Lexington;
whether he would do so.
Evans.
inet meeting was held following
from Washington sent to Dean
by the retiring judiciary committee
Betty Lee Wilson, Ashland; Gloria
Senator Moloney stated that he the annual YMCA supper ThursT. T. Jones, dean of men at the
The chairman of the various
chairman, Scott Reed.
Jean Reid, Fenton, Mich., and Celia
was opposed to using up the state's
Norman Chrisman, senior from
May 11 at which time the new committees will be appointed this
University.
Bederman, Lexington.
surplus fund for educational pur- day,
Pikevllle, was elected state YMCA
were installed, and quarter. Two more members will
poses, as was advocated yesterday student officers
president at the annual Kentucky
new faculty board officers were be elected next fall; Martha Ringo,
by the governor in his proclamastate YM retreat held last week at
elected. Prof. dona Horue-.pre- Elizabeth Crapster, and Bill Klein
special Session.
tion for a
Camp Daniel Boone.
will also serve on next year's board.
for the
"The surplus was. created
Mrs. Frank L. McVey will speak
J,, Five UhiverslttYM members at
Ramella Patterson, arts and sci
express purpose Of building at hoste'tlHed the conference, where rep
before the "CSfn p tfsvclub"'tt "Ttsl
ences sophomore from Louisvnie,
pitals -- "and" Cfller Tnitttutiofts, in- read the yearly report and anspring dinner to be held at
only one other Ken
annual
resentatives of
has recently been elected president
cluding the University," he 6aid. nounced his desire to resign as co- 5:30 p. m. Monday at the Union
tucky college, Berea, were present.
of the Newman club.
Mrs. W. T. Lafferty, former head
"I dont think it should be squan- president elect. This resignation
building.
The Central Appalachian section
War curtailment of male enroll
was accepted, and Merl Baker was
of the Women's Club of the UniShe has also been chosen chair
dered for political purposes."
Founded approximately 15 years versity extension department, will ment was blamed for the drop In of the American Institute of Min- man of the executive committee of
Contending that "the money Is then declared president, and Chris-ma- n
ing and Metallurgical
Engineers
attendance from preglous years.
ago by Mrs. McVey, the club has as lead
the Independent party.
the discussion at Mortar
there and should be used for all
Roy Cooper, general "Y" secretary will meet tomorrow at the Univer
'Members of the music depart- its purpose, the fostering of better Board's annual parliamentary pronecessary operations of the state
New cabinet members are Merl
Other officers elected were Wil
for the south, attended the meet- sity, it was announced by the state
Selby ment of the University, both fac- fellowship among the women of cedure conference to be held Monsgovernment," Senator Moloney 6aid, Baker. Norman Chrisman,
ing and spoke to the Kentuckians. department of mines and minerals. liam Gormley. Versailles,
ulty and students, entertained the faculty and staff.
Cash-ma- n.
p. m. in the Music room of
day, 4
"Of course, the school teachers Hurst, Clinton Wells, John
ldent; Ann Foley, Lexington, secUniversity
representatives were
Officers are Dr. Margaret Rat-lif- f,
A feature of the meeting will be
Orvllle Miller, Duane Van Tuesday evening with a reception
should be allowed more pay, but I
the Union building.
retary; Herbert Lohmuller, treasNorman Chrisman, Gene Whicker,
assistant professor of psychohonoring Prof. Carl Lampert, who
Mortar Board, national senior Pfc. Bill Johnson. Pfc. Saul Hal an address by C. S. Crouse. profes- urer, and Charles Fox, Lexington.
can see no reason why funds needed
Rosalie Oakes, secretary of the :
sor of metallurgical engineering at
is retiring at the close of this quar- - logy, president; Miss Emma Mer- - women's leadership honorary, feelby the state hospitals for the Insane YWCA at the University, announc- - I
pert and YM secretary Bart N, the University, on "Research on assistant treasurer.
rell, payroll clerk,
ing the need for organizational
and other institutions also should ed Saturday the new YWCA cabi- ter.
Mrs. John R. Evans has been apLow Temperature Processing
of
Miss Jane Earle Mlddleton, secre leaders to understand procedure. Peak.
Miss Mildred Lewis, of the music
not be provided."
net which will serve for the year
pointed faculty advisor.
tary to the commerce college, sec organized the series of parliamenCoaL"
department, and Mary Louise
By leaving out the institutions of 1944-4r.
Mrs. Bush Gor tary sessions several years ago on
The mining engineers wiU visit
presided over the table, which
higher learning in his call. GoverBesides the regular officers who was decorated with white tapers ham, secretary to dean of men, is
Fayette county stock farms as well
nor Willis will work a particular
this campus.
folthe
Russian War Relief chairman.
as the coal carbonization plant at
and centered with a three-tiere- d
Presidents and parliamentarians
hardship on the University, the Fa- were elected early In April, to be
Mrs. Herman L. Donovan will be of all campus organizations as well
in cake.
the University.
yette senator declared. He pointed lowing people were elected
a special guest for the occasion.
as interested members are urged to
G. M. Patterson, chief engineer of
out that some of the normal schools, charge of the various committees:
Beth Caddy read a poem written
by reverting to the 1942 budget, will Alice Freeman, freshman advisor; for Professor Lampert and Dr.
come to the discussion.
The voice of William Han Pres the state department of mines and
Ellen CBannon and Barbara Allen,
not be affected nearly so adversely
presented him with six alton of the Southern Baptist con- minerals, and Louie Huber. who is
upperclass representatives; Mary
connected with the Mine Appliance
as the University.
bums of records of the masters
vention will be heard by phono
James R. Dorman, city represen- Lillian Davis, president of the from the music department stu
graph at the Baptist student ban- company in Lexington, are in
tative, said he had not received a Dutch Lunch club; Joan Scott, dents.
By Shirley Meister
quet to be held at 6 tonight at Cal charge of the arrangements.
Virginia Wesley, who will be
copy of the governor's call for a worship; Anne Biggerstaff, publicvary Baptist church.
graduated in physical education
ity; Betty Lee Fleishman, posters;
Question: Which do yo prefer,
Caruthers, who
special session and would withhold
Mrs. Amelia Leer
Dr. James Steward, Broadway
this month, has been appointed as- obtained her AB and MA degrees
Betty Tevis. editor of K Book and
the quarter or the semester system?
comment.
Try-out- s
sistant director of the Lexington from the University, was elected Baptist church of Louisville, will
Owl; Claudine Gibson, social
Y's
Lon Keith, A4S, junior: Semesspeak following the installation of
playgrounds for the summer. She
New Bill
service; Bobbie Omer, economics
Teachers' League Baptist Student unior officers for
ter system, because you're not so
K-De- ts
will become full-tiplayground president of the
However, Mr. Dorman stated that and labor; Ruth Anthony, interbusy.
in Knoxville, Tenn., at a meeting the coming year.
assistant September 1.
he would introduce a bill at the racial; Huguette Balzola, foreign
Tuesday, April 18.
representatives elected
Church
ts
Joe Gardner, AAS. junior: QuarOfficer
for
Miss Wesley is president of the held
special session, which he also intro- relations; Elsie Dot son, WSSF; Ann
Caps and gowns for graduating
ter system; you cover more terrigirls' drill team, wiU be held at
Mrs. Caruthers is a member of are Mary Lillian Davis. Shelby-vill- e. seniors are now available
University Women's Administrative
duced at the regular session, calling Bronston, stag assistant; Jeanne
in the tory faster.
department at
and Elizabeth Hayden, Ce- Campus book store, according to
5 p. m." Tuesday in the Armory,
Council and former president of the commercial
for increased appropriations for , Bureau jeanne Crabb, and Martha
"Rats" Bowen, AAS, sophomore:
it was announced by Marge
Delta Delta Delta sorority. She is Knoxville hieh school, and is the cilia, Calvary Baptist church; and Jimmy Morris, book store proKentucky State College for Negroes. Mann, members at large.
Palmore, captain.
Quarter system, because it has a
a member of Kappa Delta Pi, na- first classroom teacher in seven Eva Singleton, Lexington, and Car- prietor.
The purpose of the bill, he said,
break in it and is not so monotoThe election will follow the
tional education honorary, Mortar years to hold the presidency of the ol Jean Terry, Lexington, Imman-u- el
would be to give Negroes attending
Any senior who has paid his sen- nous.
Baptist church.
ts
league.
and the results will be
.
Board and Cwens.
the school the same opportunities
ior fee of 9 dollars may get his cap
presented at the regular meetSissie Smith, AAS. freshman:
for higher education which are ofand gown by paying a 3 dollar deing Thursday. At this time, the
fered to which students at the Uniposit. This deposit will be refund- Quarter system, because I can get
new officers will be installed
versity.
ed 3 soon as the cap and gown are out of school quicker.
and service bars will be preSusan Clay, Winchester, Univer
Frank Browning, Eng.. freshman:
returned to the book store. The
sented to the members.
sity graduate of 1939, has been apbook store will be open graduation Semester system, because you're
All members are requested to
pointed assistant academic dean of
night for the convenienc3 of the not rushed and you get more work
attend both meetings.
Mt. Holyoke college. South Hadley,
done.
seniors.
Mass.
Florence Fox, A 3. lunior: QuarGraduation announcements will
Clay, who earned a B3 deMiss
be "available in the book store be- ter system, because the torture sesgree in education, is the daughter
By Mary Lillian Davis
sions are shorter.
fore the end of the week.
of Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Clay. She
When football returns to the Uni- are now in the armed services? newspapers in 1923. That year
rhyllis Freed. AAS. jnnior: Seserved as assistant secretary to
versity next fall, the "Best Band in Don't be surprised if you see a ma- Kentucky and Georgia Tech footmester system. Who wants to take
German Club . . .
Dean W. S. Taylor when attending
field in
retreat Dixie" is expected to put in a re- jority of women in the ranks. Don't ball teams met on Grant
exarrfs three times a year?
The annual
will be held at 5 pm. Wednesthe University. She has spent the
at Camp turn appearance too. At least, mu- be surprised if you also recognize Atlanta.
W. R. Legrand, Af- - sophomore:
day at the home of Dr. and Mrs. last two years in dean's training at will be held this week-en- d
There to help the Wildcats which,
Daniel Boone on the Kentucky riv- sicians are being assembled this some dignified member of the fac1248 Eldermere Syracuse university from which
D. V. Hegeman,
Quarter system, so I can leave
she er.
group will leave the Union spring and rehearsals have begun ulty swinging along. You are also incidentally, fought to a 3 to 3 tie
The
road.
will receive an MA degree in May
Eight additional enlisted men school sooner.
2:30 p.m. Saturday and will re- with a view of producing another likely to see a scattering of high with the favored Engineers, was
Martha MeCaaley. AAS. Grad.:
prior to her acceptance in August at Sunday.
1
Kentucky band. The show the from the staff of the military deLunch c!cb
Dctch
of those marching bands for which school students from the local high the
turn
system,
put on at the half was as partment at the University have Quarter you get because it seems as
. will meet at noon today in the of the Mt. Holyoke position.
..
The retreat will honor both the the University has become so widely schools who have proved that they band
more done and I
though
been transferred to other posts.
to
TWCA office. Members are
successful as that of the Wildcats
new and retiring cabinets. Among known.
have some exceptional talent.
love
bring their own lunch.
TS Ollie Silverstein and Pfc. year. taking exams, three times a
Dr. Alexander Capurso is going
those to attend are Betty Tevis,
Right now Dr. Capurso has in on the playing field, especially the
Charleen Burris, Betty Fleishman, to give us a band if it is humanly rehearsal less than 20 musicians. feat of Drum Major Ed Gans who Clair H. Burger were assigned to
Baptist Stadent anion's
Marjorie Frcemaa. AAS. seaior:
Martha Mann, Virginia Baskett, possible, but he must have the help That's a long way from the old pitched a whirling baton over the the 1589th Service Unit at the Arm- Quarter system, because
banquet win be
...
it speeda
All SuKy members must atScott, Mary Lillian Davis, of the student body. That means, days of a marching hundred goal posts and caught it in full ed Forces Induction station, LouisJoan
held at 6 p.m. tonight at Calvary
Huguette Balzola, Ann Biggerstaff, he must have bandsmen and
Drum Major ville. The remainder were sent to up work to fit wartime activities.
bandsmen, but they constitute a marching order. Later
tend an Important meeting to
Baptist church. Tickets may be
Virginia Rosen, AAS, Junior: Seand more than anything, beginning in the return of the Gans admitted that the baton epi- the 3553rd Service Unit, Ft. ThomAlice Freeman, Merl Baker, Bruce
be held at 4 pjn. Wednesday in
bought there.
Kennelly, Ann Bronston, Maurice he needs musicians who play the "Best Band in Dixie," next fall.
sode was accidental, but the band as. They were M. Sgt. Julian E. mester system, because there was
the Union building. It was anLeach, John C ashman, Frances cornet or clarinet.
The University's bands have pa- had already won its name, and Bosworth, First Sgt Ronald T. more time for playing bridge.
Freshman e!cb
nounced by Duane Van Horn,
Irving Bain, Pfc. DonWho will be the members of the raded under the name, the "Best though it now has competition from Smith,
Kendall, Helen Harrison, Cornell
Wing Campbell. AAS. jonior:
. . . will entertain with a picnic at
e
William L. Quarter system, because It makes
Clarke, Duane Van Horn, Orvllle
president.
edition ot the Best Band Band In Dixie" for more than 20 other universities In the South, the ald J. VanDeusen,
8 pm. Tuesday at the University
Miller. Bill Johnson, and Rosalie In Dixie now that most of its mem-Jrs- ri years, the title having been given title "The Best Band In Dixie" re- - Sevenlsh, Jr.. and Pfc. Joseph H. the courses shorter and to the
experiment station. This will be
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Phi Beta Kappa
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YMCA Officers

Are Installed

Chrisman Is
State Y Head

Mrs. Frank McVey
To Address Club

Mrs. W. T. Lafferty
To Lead;Pjscussjon

At Annual Dinner,

Ramella Patterson
Heads Newman Club

Crouse Is Speaker
At Metallurgical,

At Conference

Professor Lampert
Feted At Reception
By Music Students

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Paintings, Prints
On Display In SUB

Mining Conference

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Baptist Students
To Hold Banquet
At Calvary Church

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Ca-pur- so

Wesley To Head
City Playgrounds

Graduate Heads
Teacher's League

Senior Caps, Gowns
Are Now Available
In Bookstore

Officer

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try-ou-

Susan Clay Named
To New Position

Kampus
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Annual Y Retreat
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When Football Season Comes

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It happened at the Spanish tlub pitnic. T he
student members of the crowd gathered around
the profs bidding them goodbye in .neat little
"adios," buenos dias," and
Spanish phrases
stuff like that. Alice Freeman didn't know the
meaning of the song title. Anyway she walked
up to her prof and drooled, "Well, Dr. Holmes,
all I can say is 'Besame mucho.' "
Naturally Dr. Holmes replied with the typical, "Miss Freeman, this is neither the time nor

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tout mat iney auin t nave to come to class every
(able. A modern fable.
Once upon a lime, as it inevitably happens day. If they thought it alright to stay home,
in a fable. There was a lit tie gill. She was. a well, lifey could stav home.
Our grown-ugill intended to go on to class
lieautiful little girl who liked sunshine and
flowers and pretty dothes. But most of all she-like- .every day because she was in the habit of it.
But' on Sunday night a grown-up- .
little boys. '
boy came
ct see her and she didn't have time to get her. asEvery day her mother made the little girl go
to school; every night she made her study. In signments for Monday. So Monday' she thought
her school room, though, the little girf spent .she'd just miss one dav.
her time lkfag at'.the little boys and writing . JOn Monday night she stayed home' and stud- notes 10 them'.' fcift- her mother made her go to ied because no grown-uboy came to see her.
school and she niadejier .study. '
On Tuesday she started to class. On the way
boy and he asked her to go
And so the lkile girl grew up. She was still she met a grown-udrink a coke with him. So she thought she's go.
a beautiful girl who liked cokes and cigarettes
boys.
and pretty clothes. But most of all still she She loved grown-uliked boys.
The boy decided they should see a show that
Her mother made the grown-ugirl go to night and they did. And the next morning she
college. The grown-ugirl was happy about was so, so sleepy. She just couldn't get awake
going to college because there she found plenty enough to go to school.
of grown-uboys.
On Thursday she didn't have her lessons because she didn't know her assignments. Anyway
Eery day her professors made the grown-u- p
boys and grown-ugirls were
giil go to scfiool. They weren't there to make several grown-upet out of .bed and lake her books and start going on a panic and she was invited.
her
toward the school house. But ihey had a rule
That just hit Fiiday and Saturday. So she
that if she missed too many .classes she would decided to wait and start things right the next
fail. And the gTOwn-ugill's pride wouldn't let week.
her fail.
But things happened every day. There were
always grown-uboys around. So the grown-uSo the grown-ugirl went to classes and
studied some. She got along very well. And girl never did get to class.
there were always the growu-uboys.
She failed. She was unhappy. She wasn't
Then one day the professors of the college even very beautiful any more. But she still liked
boys.
got together' and made an announcement. All grown-ugrown-uthe
girls and the grown-uboys were
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Annex
Elanche Gabel took time out from
her studies to dash home for a visit with the boy to whom she's engagednamely Jimmy Freeh olm.
Looks as if Gene Tally, former
ASTP, cant bear to leave UK or
maybe it's Dot Wilson. Could be!
Lorraine Torek added another
lienor to her list by being awarded
ADPi's best pledge cup.
The girls at Patt Annex gave
Sally Lindbergh quite an elaborate
birthday party. In fact they didn't
even get around to going to bed.
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Mary Mam Swine bread will be
buried in tears after
week
'cause the owner of her Plii Delt
pin is joining Uncle Sam's great

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fraternity.
Mary McDonald has a roaring
twit on at the present in the form
cf Ben ("Wee Bonnie") Baker, a
tailor from Berea. No flame will
be needed to keep her heart burning either.
Do we hear the faint echo of wedding bells for Jayne Thompson?
Sure does sound like it from here.
Betty Brook F niton seems to have
a mighty strong hold on the laddy
of the violet clan in one Buddy

Parker.

S. Phi Delt
Nervously sitting by the telephone last Tuesday night was Polly
Thompson awaiting her long distance call from Frank Brvson.
Ann Phillips certainly has a very
democratic idea about her latest
male. Gene McMarray.
she believes in sharing him with the
whole house.
Mary Louise Palton led quite an
ex