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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

RULES RELEASED

FOR CONTEST IN
PUBLIC SPEAKING
K. Extension Department
and K. E. A. Sponsor

Oratorical Contest
KENTUCKY COLLEGES
WILL PARTICIPATE

"Education in Kentucky and
Its Needs" Is General Subject To Re Used

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KENTUCKY

OF

Complete plans, rules, and regu-

GUIGNOL SEASON

Friday 13th Is
OPENS MONDAY Not Dangerous
NIGHT AT 8:30 For Everyone

KYIAN PHOTOGRAPHER

Photographs for the Kentuckian will be taken Friday
and Saturday until 6 p. m.,
In the basement of the Alumni gymnasium As this It the
last date upon which the
photographer will be at the

All

PERSHING RIFLES
NAMES OFFICERS

Star Cast Features the
New Rachel Crothers
Success

Opening

Monday

at

8:30

p. m.

Yesterday It rained; today It will
probably rain. This you intelligent
ly observed as you crawled laborious
ly out of bed and passed through
all the stages of not being able to
find your bedroom slippers, trying
to put your bathrobe on wrong-sid- e
out, dropping your tooth brush
down the drain, discovering
a
healthy opening In the heel of your
favorite stocking and having fried
eggs for breakfast. Then, more than
likely, you walked boldly up to the
nearest calendar, looked it bravely
in the face, gritted your teeth and
said, "Well, no wonder."
And I say, how silly In the first
place, the farmers probably need
they usually do
rain
and you
wouldn't have dropped It. If you
had washed your stockings last
night you'd have discovered the hole
then. Also, if you want to really
get along you ought to at least be
tactful and bear in mind that fried
eggs are nutritious as well as being easier to fix than any other
one breakfast food even if you
don't like them. In conclusion, I
might add to the above lecture that
your slippers would have been waiting, straight, like little soldiers, and
your robe would have been right
side out on Friday the 13th, if you
hadn't been in such a darn big
hurry on Thursday the 12th.
You logically believs
But no!
that all your
misfortunes
are absolutely due to the little coincidence that the number "13" happened to viand on a day called
"Friday."
So you let It get you
down! Oh well, I reckon even in
this progressive day and age. we
t"
youths must have an
outlet for all our gripings and blame
everything on something even if it
is Just a poor ole Innocent day...
We can't take it. We Just think
we can.
Yen. I know this isn't particularly funny and it isn't even good
philosophy but what the heck It'3
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"can-take-i-

Date Is
For Fall Festival

Grek-zinge-

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FINANCE DRIVE
NAMED

Journalism Frat
Has National

NEW SERIES NO. 9

CAPS
TO BE ON SALE
FRESHMAN

BY OCTOBER 23

Complete Theater Orchestra
Kaufman Clothing Company
Misfortunes Probably Would
To Play During Run of
To Have New Stock of
Have Fallen Anyway,
First Play
Frosh Lids
Says Writer
"WHEN LADIES MEET"
STUDENT COUNCIL TO
By VIRGINIA ROBINSON
IS POPULAR COMEDY
ENFORCE TRADITION

seniors, Juniors,
University,
and members of fraternities
and sororities must have their
pictures made before Saturday at 5 p. m.

with the popular comedy, "When
lations for the recently announced
Ladies Meet," the Guignol theater
Public Oratorical contest to be
greets Its patrons with an Improved
sponsored by the University exten- Company C, Crack Drill Unit and complete theater orchestra un
Selects C. W. Kaufman To
der the direction of Alexander
sion department and the Kentucky
Capurso, assistant of the music de
Act As Commander;
Education association were released
partment staff.
today by Dr. Wellington Patrick,
Clo Is Second
The ensemble numbers 16 pieces
director of the department.
with the most complete instruThe general subject of the conFRESHMEN CHOSEN
mentation of any orchestra ever to
test will be "Education In Kentucky
play in the Guignol pit. Musical
nd Its Needs." Every college or
Assignment of officers and non
selections for the Crothers' play
junior college in the state is eligicommissioned officers for Company have been carefully chosen and are
ble. Each college wishing to par
truly programatlc.
Due to the
ticipate shall hold a preliminary C, Pershing Rifles, and the names
elecontest sometime before December of the cadets who have been select- standard set by the musical seament of the little theater last
25, and select one representative ed by their Instructors as outstandfor the final state contest, which ing material for pledges were an- son In the production of "A
Night's Dream,"
much
will be held January 19, 1934. in
Monday
nounced
afternoon by stress has been laid down by DiMemorial hall. If necessary, prerector Fowler In regard to better
liminaries will be held in the after- George A. Knight, drill master.
music for the Guignol productions.
noon of that date and six repreC. W. Kaufman, captain, will be The Shakespearian comedy of last
sentatives selected for the finals.
in command and H. E. Clo, first season will be remembered for its
Prizes amounting to $50 will be
comelaborate production with the
given as follows: $25 for the best lieutenant, will be second in
musical score.
oration, $15 for the second, and $10 mand. Elvis J. Stahr was assigned
An assuring factor to the patrons
for the third. The contestants may as first sergeant of the company.
that good music will be a regular
speak on any phase of public eduOther assignments were as fol- feature
for
the Guignol,
cation. A few subjects suggested lows: First Platoon, C. A. Paynter, the firstattime since the is that thelittle
by the sponsors are: "The Depresexistence, the music departsion and Education"; "Education second lieutenant, platoon leader; ater's
coment
the University
the Basis of Business"; "Alms and J. L. Carter, second In command; operateofand assist in all will
producFunctions of Public Education"; R. H. Hughett, platoon sergeant; tions.
"Why 8hould the State Educate Its W. C. Watson, sergeant, right guide;
Finishing touches on all stage sets
Citizens?"; "Needed Constitutional
sergeant, left guide; to be used in the first production
and Legislative Changes Affecting J. P. Johnston,
season were made at the
Education"; "Education In Kentuc- J. D. Andrews, corporal; T. K. Lisle, of the
little theater Wednesday
ky as compared witlu other states"; J. Boston, R. F. Huffman, H. C. Thursday. Dress rehearsals are and
beand "The Schools, the State's In- McKee, corporals, squad leaders. ing held every night until Monday.
Policy."
surance
W. J. Honhorst,
The cast for the opening producThe general rules and regulations Second platoon
second lieutenant, platoon leader; tion boasts of the best assemblage
set forth are:
of talent and Guignol stars in many
1. All white pupils In all colleges O. P. Reuter, second in command;
productions, and is as follows:
of the state are eligible, graduate J. C. Cramer, platoon sergeant; P. Marjr Howard
Mlna Bloomfleld
Harper, sergeant, right guide; Bruce
students excepted.
R. D. Mclntyre
Jlmmle !
a. Each Institution is entitled to Davis, sergeant, left guide; J. B. Bridget Drake
Mary Lyona
only one representative in the final Irvine, E. F. Hansen, R. S. Denny, Walter Mannen
M. E. Potter
L. V. Van Arsdale, Edward Wohle,
state contest.
LeRoy Milea
Rodgers Woodruff
will be rated on corporals squad leaders.
3. Speakers
Pierre
Wilhelm Schick
composition, and delivery.
thought,
The following cadets were selected Claire Woodruff
Christine J. McBrayer
4. College contests should be held as outstanding material for pledges:
by December 25, in such manner E. Adams, D. Alves, W. B. Auping,
Selected
as may be determined by authorities T. M. Baker, J. Bell, L. H. BeU, C.
Friday the lJUif!
Bliss, W. E. Boland, E Bryant, H.
of the college.
5. All preliminaries shall require Bullock, H. Bush, R. H. Butler, E.
three Judges and If possible ar- Carllck, J. A. Carvill, J. E. Chester,
rangement made for public appear- B. Connell, E. M. Deats, W. A. Block and Bridle Club Sets
ance of the speaker.
Denniston, F. DeWilde, O. Dick, J.
November 3 For Annual
CEREMONY
6. In the state preliminaries, three L. Enniking, M. B. Fields, D. FlanAgriculture Event
Ave In ders, W. R. Ford, C. W. Franz, F.
judges shall be used, and
Fugazzl, T..E. Gardner, B. Gilbert,
the state finals.
According to an announcement Impressive Annual Candle
7. Judges for the contest will be J. Goforth, D. M. Goodwin, R. H.
from Horace Nicholson, chairman
r,
Lighting Service Takes
by officers of the depart- Grace, W W. Greenwell, B.
selected
of arrangements for Block and
ment of extension and officers of
E. B. Jeffries, W. C. Justice,
Place in Memorial
Bridle club, the fifteenth annual
the Kentucky Education association. J. J. Kelck, S. M. Kelly, M. J.
Hall
festival will be presented by
8. Each representative must file
I. Kimmer, S. Longley, J. B. fall organization Friday night, Nowith the Department of Extension Mansfield. E. R. Martin, S. G. Mc- the
a typewritten copy of the address Donald. J. P. McKjJnmey G. H. vember 3 in the livestock pavillion SENIOR CABINET ASSISTS
to be made, and if possible two Meyers, I. Moore, R. H. Moore, D. on the Experiment farm. Plans for
Y.W.C.A. Recognition service was
photographic prints, to be filed at Murphy, J. Myers, T. B. Nichols, J. the program Include stunts by varigreased pig contest, held
7:30 in Memorial
least one week prior to the final Nickerson, P. J. Noel, J. M. Norvill, ous groups, acontest, and a steer hall. last night atWhittinghill, presMiss Sarah
contest.
B. Phillips. R. P. Posey, R. L. Rash, milk maids
be ident, presided, and was assisted by
All students interested in enter- T. H. Reed, M. S. Rice, W. Riddell, riding contest, all of which will
ing should Inquire for details at T. Riley, W. Rose, M. Samuel, D. C. In charge of Horace Nicholson, as members of the senior cabinet, who
were seated on the stage. Members
the President's office or the Depart- Shafer, W. Smith, J. S. Stears, R. L. ringmaster.
The program embraces all de- of the sophomore commission ushment of Extension. The Depart- Stivers, B. Strother, C. S. Tate, L. R.
agricultural de- ered and assisted in the candle
partments
ment of Extension will ask the De- Tanner, C. Vanaman, M. Vice, W. partment, of the
lighting. Special organ music was
with each section conpartment of Public Speaking to Walker, W. F. Watts, W. Weaver,
booth,
conduct the contest for the Uni- G. Wheeler, D. Whipple, K. Whit-ake- r, tributing an exhibit in a one of played by Elizabeth Hardin, who
also directed a chorus of 12 voices.
which will be in charge of
versity and to assist in the state
B. C. Willis, C. B. Young.
An Illuminated
cross with a
the students from that section. It
contest.
Is hoped that this will be one of . candelabra and banks of palms and
the most successful and attractive ferns on either side decorated the
I
The program was built
shows so far presented. In addition stage.
to the stunts, there will be special around the student purpose of
Meet LEADERS
amusethe Y. "We unite in the desire to
music contributed for the
realize full and creative life through
ment of the spectators.
Wesley E. Carter,
a growing knowledge of God. We
.1
k
of The Kernel; Professor Victor r
determine, to have a part in making
yuuoinieu
Dean
Portmann, department of Journal- nommiuees
this life possible for all people. In
For Soliciting Of Varism, and Albion Parris, member of
we seek
this
Smoker Jesus task to follow to understand
Speaks
ious Group
Sigma Delta Chi, honorary Journaland
Him." All memat
given candles which were
Funds
istic fraternity, left yesterday con-9
Horlacher Addresses Students bers were from the large
lighted
a m. to attend the national
central
And Faculty On
candle which symbolized the Y.W.
vention of Sigma Delta Chi, which DANCE PLANS REPORTED
15
C.A.
'Tush"
will be held October 13, 14, and
The choir sang "Now the Dav Is
at Levere Memorial chapel. NorthAt a meeting of Omicron Delta
ton,
Colege of Agri Over." "The Lord Is in His Holy
in Evans
Dean
western university,
Kappa held at 5 p. m. Thursday in culture, Horlacher, on the subject Temple,"
spoke
"Lift Thine Eyes," and
.
Illinois.
White hall, committees were apPush", at the Alpha Zeta smoker "8end Out Thy Light." Members
Professor Portmann, who was in- pointed to take charge of the firequest of the na- nance drive for the Student Union whtnh was held at 7:30 D. m. last of the choir were Jean Foxworth,
vited by special
tional president, will be one of the building. The meeting was pre- Tuesday, in the Dairy building. Ap Virginia Murrell, Anne Goodv- during the convention. sided over by James Shropshire, proximately 7& students ana lacuuy koontz. Irene Foster, Willie Hughes
speakers
Smith, Virginia Robinson. Dorothy
members were present.
faculty advisor of O. D. K.
Eva
As an example of Initiative in ob- Teegarden. Jane Allen
The committee having complete taining an education, Dean Hor- Mae Nunnelley, Virginia Webb, and
Riley,
charge of the finance drive is com- lacher mentioned Elihu Burritt, a Wlnnifred Boatright.
posed of Ralph Edwards, chairman; hiu'ksmith bv trade, who deter
The program of the candle service
Hoy Moreland, Walter Steitler. and
and is entirely original and was planget an education,
Sub - committeemen mined to
Alice Lang.
who became known nnany as auc ned by the program committee of
and the sections from which tjiey Learned Blacksmith."
the Y.W.C.A. of which Lois Robin
will solicit are: Smith Broad bent,
speaking of the importance son is chairman. The service was
College of Agriculture; Ralph Ed- nr While
establishment so arranged that all members of
oriiiratinn in the
wards and Alice Lang, faculty; Joe
the Y. take part in the ceremony
leadership, the dean said:
Mills and Frank Adams, College of of "Alpha Zeta stands for leaderwith the members of the cabinet
Arts and Sciences; O. B. Murphy,
commission
Chi Delta Phi meeting at 3 p. m. College of Commerce; James Bish- ship. The College of Agriculture and the sophomore
aims me eauta-,i- t assisting the president in the symone of
Monday in the Women's building. op
Greenup, College has for iaHtrs. itsHowever, no sys bolism of the service.
and Hamilton
Actives and pledges please attend. of Engineering; Eugene Royse, Coleducation can manufacture
Important.
lege of Law; Ralph Edwards, Col- tem of as a factory bunas an au- leaders
lege of Education; Walter Steitler .m,lM.o
of lead- - Rand To Accompany
There will be an Important meettVUIUU'n. Thn attributes
student ershlp are too elusive for " that.
ing of Alpha Phi Omega at 7:30 and Sara Whittlnghlll,
Cats to Cincinnati
p. m. Friday in the Y.M.C.A. room. body; Jean Dawson, social sorori- What education can, ana snouia uu,
ties and fraternities; Roy More-lan- is to add to the equipment of those
The University band under the
protesslonal fraternities; HaA college career canThe Catholic club will have a
direction of John Lewis, Jr., will
and able to lead.
Skinner,
breakfast meeting at 10:15 a. m. zel Nollau, George Alumni associa- not bestow talents, but it should leave at 2 p. m. Saturday by bus
Sunday in the Gold room of the Luclan Congleton,
develop and embellish those taltion and friends; Lois Robinson and ents which have been naturally for Cincinnati to give support to
Lafayette hotel.
the Wildcats when they clash forces
Oordon Burns, honorary organiza- conferred."
with the U. C. Bearcats. The band
club, Le Cercle tions.
The French
will be accompanied by Margaret
At this meeting, Joe Mills, chairwill meet at I p. m. WedFrancais.
PR ESIDENT McVEY
Walker, 'sponsor, and Alfred Eckles
renesday, October 18, In the Women's man of the dance committee,
TALKS IN MOUNTAINS and R. C. McDowell, drum majors.
ported plans for the dance, which
building.
The band is using the two drum
will be given for the benefit of the
Pres. Frank L. McVey left last majors this year instead of one as
Home Economics club will meet finance drive. Plana were also made night for Hazard to attend a meet- in the past. At present the band is
Monday at 7:30 p. m. in room 2U5, for a. Student Union tag day within
of the Upper Kentucky River working on a special formation for
Agriculture building. Pledge meet- the next two weeks. A convocation ing
Education association, where he will the University of Cincinnati game
ing for the freshmen will be held will be held this month at which speak pn "Pushing the Report of A nine minute performance will be
McVey' will make anin the Student room with Faye Al- President
given. The Athletic association will
Uie pros- Uie Kentucky Educational
len, chairman, in charge.' A social nouncements concerning building.
finance the trip.
pective Student Union
hour will follow the meeting.
editor-in-chi-

GUIGNOL
OPENS SEASON
MONDAY

LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13. 1933

VOLUME XXIV

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DERECOGNITION
HELD

Group Passes Resolution To
Draw Set of Rules For
Student Conduct
A definite date for the arrival of
freshman caps was set by the Men's
Student council at a meeting last
Wednesday night in the Dean of
Men's office. The caps will be on
sale at Kaufman Clothing company,
October 23, and freshmen will be
given a week to purchase them. The
Student council will take definite
action to enforce the wearing of the

caps by all first-yemen students,
including those In the dormitories,
May Day.
until
The Council also passed a resolution to draw up a set of rules for
student conduct at all times. These
rules must be approved by President
McVey before they may be put In
force. Approval by the president
has not yet taken place, as Doctor
McVey is out of town on a speaking

CATS WILL CLASH

APPLICATION FOR
DEGREE
8enlors who expect to complete their work for graduation In January, June, or
August, are requested to make
application for a degree today or tomorrow. This applies afco to graudate students completing work in
January, June, or August for
an advanced degree.
As the Commencement lists
are made from these cards, it
is very Important to file an
application at this time. No
student will be considered for
graduation who has not filed
an application. These applications should be made In
Room 9 In the Administration
building.
EZRA L. GILLIS,

Registrar

SUKY SENDS TOO
CHEER LEADERS

WITH CINCINNATI
TOMORROW NIGHT
Big Blue Unscathed Following Victory Over Golden
Tornado
SHANKLIN EXPECTED
IN STARTING LINEUP
Bearcat Plays Used Against
Varsity With Effectiveness by Freshmen
With a hard fought victory over
the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
to their credit Coach Harry Gam-age- 's
undefeated Wildcat squad will
Journey to Cincinnati Saturday
morning to take on the highly tout
ed University of Clncinati Bearcats.
The game will be called at 7:30 p.m.
at Nlppert Stadium.
A

ar

tour and

not return until

will

day.

Mon-

The only member of the new Student council who has not yet assumed his chair is the president of
the senior class, the election of
whom will be held October 20. Petitions, signed by 25 seniors, are
now due for the nomination of a
candidate and must be turned in
by October 18.
New members of the Council, re
cently appointed by President McVey from three recommendations
submitted by the dearr of each college, and now serving are:
College of Arts and Sciences, O. B.
Murphy: College of Engineering,
C. A. Struble; College of Agricul
ture, James C. Downing; College of
Law, Robert E. Hatton; College of
Education. Fletcher Donaldson: College of Commerce. William Howp:
and Graduate School, Nathan B.
Allison.
Also serving will be the representative of the men's dormitory. Eugene Cowley, appointed by Dean
T. T. Jones; Wesley Carter, editor
of Ttie Kernel; George Vogel. editor
of the Kentuckian; H. V. Bastln.
representative of the
council: and Gordon Burns,
president of Omicron Delta Kappa.
The next meeting of the Student
council will be held at 5 p. m.
Wednesday. October 18, in the dean
of men's office.
Inter-fraterni- ty

Dramatic Circle
Plans To Hold
Dance On Nov.

4

Strollers,
dramatic circle, has
planned a dance to be held November 4. in the Alumni gymnasium,
according to M. S. Hollingsworth,
president of that organization. This
is the first time in several year?
that Strollers has given a dance
at this time of the year. The or
ganization plans, not only an extensive dramatic season, but more
social activities.
Try-ou- ts
for Strollers will be
heard Monday through Friday of
next week. After memorizing the
plays that are on the reserve shelf
of the library this week, appoint
ments will be made with T. C.
Conrey. chairman of the try-ocommittee, as soon as possible, since
there is a large number trying out
for the organization.
Several weeks after the Stroller
ut

amateur night, an annual

try-out- s,

event, will be sponsored by Strollers.
The best three or four couples in
will present their plays
the
at that time. After they have been
Judged, the couple giving the best
performance will receive a cup. The
winning couple and the others participating in amateur night will
gain a certain number of points
toward Strollers.
No definite plans have been made
by the organization to date. Tentative plans call for a musical production in the spring.
try-ou-

ts

Men's Music Frat

Plans Pledging

Phi Mu Alpha To Take In
Ten New Men On
November 9
Phi Mu Alpha, men's national
honorary and professional musical
fraternity will hold pledging No
vember 9 for ten or more boys who
will be selected from music majors
of the sophomore, Junior, and sen

lor classes.
A delegate will be sent to the
province convention which will be
held sometime during the winter
in Columbus, Ohio. A committee
composed of Joe McDanlel and Roy
Hahn was elected to plan the social
program which Phi Mu Alpha plans
to sponsor during the semester.
At the next meeting which will
be held in the Music building at
4 p. m. definite arrangements will
be made for the club's annual musical event.
The following are officers of Phi
Mu Alpha: J. E. School, president:
Joe McDanlel, treasurer; Kenneth
Keyes, secretary, and Carl Boone,

historian.

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1

B. Croft and Lucy Jean
Anderson Will Lead Yells
For Cat Fans At
Cincinnati

SWEATERS ORDERED

play-by-pl-

Kentucky-U-

.

C.

account of the
Bearcat game in

Cincinnati will be sponsored by
the Phoenix Amusement company at the Ben All theater
starting at 7:15 p. m. Saturday.
Neville Dunn, sports editor of
the Herald, will bring the account over a private wire direct
to the theater audience.
Such an undertaking is new
to Lexington football fans and
will be under the general supervision of Al Watson of the
amusement concern. The distinctive quality of the program
will be that no interruptions will
mar the account.
All the color
and excitement, both before and
after the game as well as during
the half, are to be given to the

SuKy will send Lucy Jean Ander
son and J. B. Croft to the Cincinnati-Kentucky
game Saturday in
the capacity of cheer leaders, it
was decided at a meeting of the
pep organization at 5 p.m. Tuesday.
Sending the band to Birmingham
when the Wildcats play Alabama
there, November. 4, was discussed at
this meeting. SuKy will cooperate
with the Music committee in finan
patrons.
cing the trip, sharing half of the
A special preliminary program
expenses.
has been arranged, according to
Plans for a dance to be given
Mr. Watson, and there will be
sometime before Thanksgiving were
no advance in prices. The feamade. The exact date of the dance
ture at the Ben Ali this week,
has not been set.
"Her Bodyguard," will show on
SuKy sweaters have been orderregular schedule until the Kentuced for 11 new members of the pep
ky-Bearcat
game program.
group. Those receiving sweaters
are Dick Boyd, Dan Ewing, Claude
The 'Cats came out of the Tech
Terrell. Helen Rich, Catherine Cal
loway, Mary Gunn Webb, Sarah game unscathed with the exception
Bethel, J. B. Croft, Harry Mason, of a few bruises and have been
working intensively all week on
Daryl Harvey, and Bill Eversole.
their offense, which appeared rather
weak against the Techmen.
The
Wildcats were not able to garner
more than one first down against
the Jackets, and Coach Gamage
and his assistants have been working furiously all week In an enWill Be Held the 28th deavor to strengthen their running

FIRST "R" DANCE
DATE IS GRANTED
Affair

attack.
Of This Month. Following
Coach Birkett

the

Kentucky-Duk- e

Foot-

ball Game
The first of two dances sponsored by the 1934 Kentuckian, to be
given this semester will be held in
the Alumni gymnasium, October 28,
footfollowing the Kentucky-Duk- e
ball game.
Admission will be one dollar per
couple and music will be furnished
by Andy Anderson and his Night
Hawks, eleven piece band. His orchestra supplied the popular dance
tunes at the Grants and Aids Barn
dance held in the gymnasium last
week. Hours for dancing will be
from 9 until 12.
According to George Vogel, editor
of the yearbook the second dance of
the season will be held prior to the
Christmas holidays, at which time,
the annual Kentuckian beauty contest will be held. As in the past,
each entrant to the contest must be
qualified by the selling of five an
nuals. Sales books are now off the
press and are obtainable from Sam
Warren, sales manager.
A down
payment of $1.25 is required and
the balance payable on a date to
be announced In a later issue of
The Kernel.

Commerce Seniors
Will Edit Bulletin
Commerce Senior's Employment
association Is planning to release
its fall employment bulletins No
vember 1. These bulletins which
will be called "Bargains in Secretarial Efficiency," will be sent to
500 merchants and business men
within the state. They will be devoted principally fo announcing the
fact that college trained secretaries
are now available for any business.
This organization is divided into
two divisions, one composed of
purely business administration students, while the other group is made
up of the secretarial students,
whether they are registered in the
Commerce college or any other college on this campus.
A similar bulletin was sent out
last year, and was successful in obtaining Jobs for. many graduating
students. It is with, this object in
mind that the bulletin Is Issued this
year.

Lee Pribble's powerful aggregation, armed with Cin
cinnati plays, were run against the
Cats during the first three practice
sessions of the week and with the
aid of the spinning and driving of
Bert Johnson they made several
substantial gains against the varsity. The 'Cats are failing to show
the spirit in their practice sessions
this week that they displayed in
their preparation for Georgia Tech
last week and unless they show a
decided improvement in their final
workouts, Kentucky, after tomorrow
night may not be able to boast of
an undefeated team.
At the beginning of the season
the game with Cincinnati was look
ed upon as being one of the easier
games on the Wildcat schedule, but
from the reports brought back by
Coaches Shively and Campbell, who
scouted the Bearcats last Saturday
night when they decisively trounc
ed the University of South Dakota
by a score of 13 to 0, it appears
that Cincinnati has the best team
that has represented them in recent
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PLANS ARE MADE
BY HONOR

Keys, Honorary Sophomore
Group, Discusses the
Selection Of
Candidates
TO

PRESENT FROSH CUP

At a meeting Tuesday night of
the active chapter of Keys, sophomore honorary fraternity, tentative
plans were laid for the present year
in regards to selection of candidates
and formulation of a point system.
Keys men are picked entirely from
the freshman class, and are chosen
for their qualities of leadership,
and activities exhibited.
In accordance with the new ex-

pansion program of Omicron Delta
Kappa, honorary leadership fraternity. Keys will present- a cup to the

outstanding fraternity freshman
who in the opinion of the active
chapter merits the award, and will
be presented either at the honor
convocation at the end of the year,
or at one of the spring social
dances.

CORRECTION

In Tuesday's edition of
The Kernel there appeared
the story of the appointments

of radio announcers by Prof.
Elmer O. Sulzer, and the
name of James Fayes was included.
The name should have been
that of James Fahey, Junior
in the College of Arts and
Sciences, from Louisville, Ky.
The Kernel gladly makes this
correction.

FRAT

Further activities at the meeting
included the plan to expand Keys
nationally through the local chapter, by attempting to place chapters
at some of the larger universities
surrounding the Kentucky territory.
Negotiations have been established
with Georgetown. Transylvania.
Western State Teachers college and
University of Cincinnati.
At present there are five chapters, all in
Kentucky. They are now active at
Kentucky Wesleyan where it origUniversity
inated.
of Kentucky,
University of Louisville, Centre College, and Eastern State Teachers
college, at Richmond.

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suffice for us to say that humor Is
that sense by which we know that
By LORRAINE LEPERE
most of the Jokes wt hear are not
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funny.
humor, although some people seem
party. There were
It was a
to work backwards. Instead of say- the usual dinnercandle lights, the
soft
ing that such people have no sense sound of faint sweet music, the
The following of humor, would it not be better to noiseless coming and going of perWomen's building.
fectly trained servants, and about
organizations will act as hostesses: say that they have an
table were seated the customary
Monday, Phi Beta; Tuesday, Cwens;
sense of humor going the wrong the
congenial group of friends and acWednesday, Mortar Board; Thurs- way? Or is that too long sn ex- quaintances one finds st most afFriday, W.8.O. A. planation?
day, Y.W.C.A.;
fairs of this sort when the season
This will give the women students
No two people have similar senses is open in London.
The host was an elderly man
on the campus an opportunity to of humor. If they did have, surely
who looked to be of middle age, a
acquainted.
become better
once in the millions of times small bachelor he was, and a man of conboys stretch a piece of string across ceded knowledge and wealth. Peoa dark sidewalk, they would trip uo ple came to his dinners because of
PREVENTION IS EASIER someone who would think it was as their own selfish reasons: It was an
opportunity to talk about themTHAN CURE
funny as the boys themselves did. selves, which was entirely satisfacMany editorials and articles have Instead, the "trlppee" sees no humor tory to the host, who seemed to
been written abo