xt7c2f7jsq69 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7c2f7jsq69/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19630228  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, February 28, 1963 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 28, 1963 1963 2015 true xt7c2f7jsq69 section xt7c2f7jsq69 '301 Game Gone Forever
As Wildcat Gets A ew Lanes
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MeCLURE
Kernel feature Writ.-- r

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bowled

Whenever bowlers get together .ml talk over the "g
old days, the) just naturally
get around to tales of pinboj s
and tin )01 game. The 301
name everj howler s dream,
was scored l striking all 100
pins plus, dramatically getting

in tin- tenth Frame.
Yes. there was nothing bet'er
for wording oft the day'.- - frustration.- than the surprised look
of an ambushed pin HBOtter as
mon.-te- r
hurl led
the
down the lane toward him. Many
a kegkr at UK's Wildcat Lanei

the pinboj

usual

303

game

in

dispair; never quite attaining
that magical 301 mark.
But last September thai great
tradition left the campus forever
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when the Wildcat
lanes of sparkling new automatic
pin-p-

ten.

Costing S12.500 per lane, the
change required drastic renovations a- - the Maintenance and
Operations Department lowered
the concrete pits eight inches and
put in new wiring and air conditioning. Plans are underway to
match the interior with the light
blue and grey motif of the equip-

ment.

"Since automation, our business has increased GO percent,"

says Fred Perkins, manager of
the Wildcat. Back in the old days.
Mr. Perkui.- - drove 16 mile- - a day
takaig pinboys to and from work.
One of them was a man who
had murdered three men. but I
didn't know it." he said.

Dr. Lovaine Lewis, University
bowling instructor, states that because of the new lanes, students
enjoy their classes much more,
learn faster, and play the game
in less time.
While we may never again
score that treasured 301 mark, we
can roll our usual 300"s with the
satisfaction that each ball sets
hundred- - of mechanical parts into motion. And the "Automatic
Bullv" doesn't fight back.

"OSe &Cettickif

Mechanic tiljusts Ytf Pimsettimg Machim

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Dr. Boas To Speak
At Guignol, Monday
Dr. George Boas, phtlosopl
p.m. Monday in the Guignol
Dr. Boas, who taught phi! a
phy at John Hopkins Unive:-- :'
will speak to UK classes during
S

a

three-da- y

He

ha- -

visit on campus
decree- - from

received

Broun. Harvard, and the University oi California, and honorary deLiees from Washington
and Lee University. University
of New Mexico, and Washington
College.
Dr. Boas

was at the Center

Dr. Field Named

To Association
Dr. Thomas P. Field. Univerof geography, has
sity profe.-.-o- i
been named a member of the
National Association, on Standardised Medical Vocabulary.
The organization, composed of
professor.-- , deans and univer-it- y
president.-- , works at stabilizing
the vocabulary of tht medical and
allied sciences.

icr and professor, will speak at

Theatre.
for Advanced Studies at Wesley -an University and has been visiting professor at Ohio State
University and the University of

California. Truax lecturer at
Hatnil'on College, and visiting
Andrea Mellon Professor of Philosophy

at

the

University

1963

of

Pittsburgh.
He is a trustee uf the Baltimore Museum of Art and of the
Brccewood Foundation, and is
a member of the Americ an

Society, the Academy
of Arts and Sciences, and the
Royal Academy of Belgium.
Dr. Boas is the author of "Eson Primitivism and Related
sayIdea.- in the Middle
Ages,"
"Wingless Pegasus." and translator of "The Hieroglyphics of
Horapollo."
Dr. Boas will fx1 presented by
the UK chapter of Phi Be--

Kappa.

Eiht

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Air Cadets
Get Summer
Uniforms
New Air Force summer uniforms are being issued to all
AFROTC kaafe cadets beginning
today. The uniforms are being
distributed tree of charge.
of 920
The issue, consisting
uniforms, issue number 505. is the
same as the Advanced Catlet
summer uniform which must be
purchased by the officer him-tet- f.
The uniform consists of a
short sleeve cotton shirt and
matching tan lacks. It will be
warn with the regulation blue
cap and belt.
The uniforms, purcha.-e- d
from
Clothing Sales Wright -- Patter-on
AFB. will be worn at all leadership lab period-- , including the
e,
Annual Armed Forces Day
v hen the weather permits.
Next year the department will
Issue two complete summer uni-orto all basic cadets.

Presentation 01 Top Greeks
To Highlight Greek Week
Presentation of the outstanding Greek man and woman 't
the year will lnghliuht Greek
Week, beginning Sunday.
Announcement of the two winners will take place at a banquet
in the Student Union Ballroom,
one week irom tonight. The presentation- w. ill be made by Dean
ot Wc.mcn Doris M. Seward, and

Dean of Men Kenneth
Harper.
(iuest speaker at the hamiuet
will be Robert II. Shaffer, dean
ol students at Indiana I'niversity.
acting

topic is. "Is the Greek Way
I
Dr. Shatter has heen
lean ol students at IU since 1955.
The week's activities
aegisi
Sunday with church. The Greeks
will attend the followiiu' churches: Chri.-- t the King Catholic.
Newman Club. Calvary Baptist.
Fint M' ihodi-t- . Centenary Methodist, Second Presbyterian. Christ
l.
and Central
Churd
Hi-

-

and Tcdd Browne, a folk singer,

entertain.
Shannon currently has a song
on the bc.--t seller list "Little
Town Flirt." His first hit was
will

"Run Away" which he followed
with Hats Off To Larry".
Proceeds from the weeks activities will (o toward a campus
project.

Wednesday
urged

a

each frahave been
proles or to

South Ft. Mitchell.
Candidates for vice president
are Sandy
Brock, sophomore
from New burn. lnd.. and Betsy
McKinivan. junior from Paris.
Scheduled to run for senior
class representatives are Martha
Greenwood, Judy Hopkins, Ma: v
Kathryn I.ayne. Ann Nicholn-- .
and Amelia Wood.
PattJT Pin.-oOn the ballot for junior
ves are Ann Armstrong. Etta Jane Caudill, Barbara Faulconer. Ann Mattmuly.
Martv Minofjue, and Beth Roper.
Running lor sophomore class
representatives are Betty Cham-bet- s.
Jane Gilbert. Sharon Hort-o- n.
Mary Ann Keys. Sally King,
and Sally List.
Lois

ills-to-

resentatives.
to run for Womens
Slated
Residence Hall Council RepreAllen.
sentative are Virginia
Carolyn Haase. Carol Ann Major,

The
Council
Interfraternity
voted Tuesday night to allow
four fraternities having a total
manpower of 35 or less, including
to continue
present
pledges,
men throughout the
pledging
.sprint: semester.
Fraternities elgible are I'arm-lloiisPhi Sigma Kappa. Tau
eta Beta
and
Kappa I
Tau.
no limit on
The IFC placed
the number of men these fraternities may pledge, but stipulated
that they must adhere to the
required eight week pledge period before initiation.
Alpha Tau Omea. Triangle.
BigUM Nu. and Sigma Phi Ep-silwill end their pledging period at noon Saturday, as previ-ou-l- y

Graduate Recced Exasaaaa-tion- s
will he administered on

ROBI RT II. SUA! I ll:
(reek Week Speaker

for positions on
Applications
the steering committee and subof the Associated
committees
Women Students convention are
now being accepted. They nut
he obtained
from the dean of
women's office, any member of
AWS Mouse of Representathe
tives, or Irom Donna Wilcox,
kccncl.ind Hall, who is chairman
of the convention planning.
No specific grade requirements
are necessary to be chosen for a
committee. The only stipulation
is that the woman will be enrolled m the University during
the spring term of 1964 when the
convention is to convene.
The committees which may be
applied for are program, publicity,
entertainment, meals,
financial, hospitality,
housing,

registration, secretarial, and ar
rangeasents.

Applican's must return the
forms by March 5 to the office
of the dean of women, members
of tht- House of Representatives,
or to Donna Wilcox.

Four Fraternities
To Continue Rushing

Grad Record Exmmt

Friday niaht tliere will be an
carnival at Joy land
Park starting at 7:o0 p.m. Fraternities will operate uame hooths,
and sororities will have skits.

DEL SHANNON
Back a' Koli

Bumgardner, Kathy

Trudy Mascia. Jimmie Parrot i. and Ophelia Speight are
candidates for Panhellenic rep-

all" campus

The week will he capped with
the annual Greek areefc dame u
Hotel. Rack a'
the Pheeans
Rati reeatdaag star Del ghsaaoa
Dave I'arrv and his archestra.

Stu-den-

e

planned.

evening

to invite

dinner.

ts
flection ot officers tot tl" Associated Women
will be held on Thursday, March 7. by campus-widpopular vote of women students.
Candidates for AWS president
Felia Shoemaker. Barbara Sutare Ann Combs, junior from Hazton, Jessie Thompson, and Kathy
ard, and Mary Ware, junior from
Zoeller.

Tlu-

Nominations were opened Tue-- day night for the ifc officers
for next year. Those running for
office are Gene Sayre of Pi Kappa Alpha, president; John Hobbs.

Christian.
ternity and sorority

AWS Sets Slate:
Combs, Ware Vie

March 15 nd IS. Registration
tor these examination- - (loses
en iar. h I Stadents aba mu-- t
take thi' examination- - ,,nd have
nut '. et rci-tere- d
may riga up
in Room "I el the Administration Building.
V.:.

..:mte-.- w

Alpha.
Kappa
Luis CasaargO, Phi Gamma Delta, secretary: and J. D. Crad-doc- k
of Lambda Chi Alpha, trea.s.

urer.

Nominations will also be adopt,
ed Tuesday night, the niht of
elections. New otficers will talce
office March 19.

Smith I it

l'ctnre

LeVtr, 1Vr
Dr. Hubert

Students

W inston Smith,
professor ot law and le'al
medicine at tin- Universit) of
Texas, will present tliree lectures at the University today
and tomorrow.
Dr. Smi'h will present two of

lecture- -

"Some
of
of
and
Science
Proof" will l.e heM at the Colleae
of Law. and Common Cau-e- of
Law and Medicine" at 8 p.m. :n
Auditorthe University Ho.-pitium.
inwill
Togaorrea
"I iinil.ni.i iit.il Isgects of Ltgal
Medical Mal-pr.- K
Resgmisibility
tiie ' at 11 a.m. in the Medical Center.
Dr. Smith hold- - a combinatha
of decree- - i:. l.,w and med:ci:.9.
He received hi- - baccalaureate de
master's in 13JU
tree ::. 1CJT
these

Aspect

I

of

today.

'he Proof
the Science

fr

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28, 1963

Phi Tans' Name Buck
Prof Of The Month'

K

--choice of Dr. Buck was bJa
to take tfcM t) work
peraonaaOy with the iturtenfa
hia cla-- e-,
The Professor cf the Month"
ward - presented monthly ta an
faculty
Dnhrersity
outntartdtng

Dr.
Animal Bcience, bai
been elected "Professor of the
Month" 1 : February by PM
K
T in fraternity.
Dr. Bock was uraduated from
the Unhrerstt" ir. KJ42. received
hi Masters degree at UK. and
earned In- - Ph. D. from Cornell
in 1953.
He returned : UK in 1P33 and
presently teache courses in foods
and feeding, form livestock production, and pasture utilization
rmBTCh.
in beef
Dr. Back ienrea .1 adviser to
tin Blark and Bridle ( luK and
eta. national asriiulture
Alpha
- an avii ;at
and
honurarv.
xarifcrf ot the lannHuue

prole-

Muii.ni Bulletins B

June

Center Nears Completion

lumni Center may
completed by June.
cotLocated at the south-cater il Rose Street and Euclid
Avenue, opposite Stoll Field, the
struc-ur- e
y
enter will be a
Tli

UK

st

two-stor-

of colonial desiun. and will
:ost about $275,000.
The MMlag will he furnished
n traditional style with the aid
if donations made hy alumni
md friends, according to Miss
tlelcn Kins, director of alumni

iffairs.
The first floor will house a hall
or receptions and other events,
i libi ai
I board ot
room in which will hang
he pictures of some of the
alumni, and two
rooms.
Also on the first floor will be
xnvder rooms, a kitchen and the
Muir.ni Association offices which
ire now located in the SUB
On the lower level will be a
are recreation area, lounl'.
'onference room, kitchen, powder
oom. checkroom, workroom and

BK

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two nechanh al equipment rooms.
The upper level will feature a
balcony and everal rooaas.
.
A camp
railed the enturv
luh lund. u.is begM in IMS to
raise tund- - lor a ni'w alumni
haiMini; This drive wis designated to ask at least ."IMI alumni
to contribute S 100 a year for
sears to the
!i,mni (fnt hit
(lull I mid to raise a minimum
ot Kit JUt The Munini (enter
v
was to lie presented to the
as a gift at her centennial celehration in l!lti." said Miss
King:.

The contributor! Will have their
on a bronze
names engraved
plaque to be bong in the reat
hall of the finished building. Dr.
H. L. Donovan, President Emeritus of the University, was the
first contributor to the fund.
Pledges bare been received from
more than 48 counties in Ken-tuckfrom over 100 persons
alumni
in
includinu
Hawaii. Canada. Turkey. Greece,
and Germany.
The alumni Asociation was or- -

Spring Appointment
WBKY appointments for the
semester have been

They are: Jim Allison, general
nanaaer: Kathy Fitzgerald, operations manager: Dave Blake-macontinuity director: Tex
ituerald. traffic director: Bill
Batald, news director: Louise
Snodgram, UK round table pro-lucand Jim Hughes, chiel
.ngineer.
Also .lames K. Iiuelf. program
Kiehard Park, music
manager:
director: Ann Pulliam. record
Tim founts, cheif
ibrarian;
and Hoh ( nuke. John
rtvane. Milt Tulkolf. Jerry Rav-iccPete Jones, and Ken Bles-nge- r.
staff announcers.

need lor fellowship anions' them-selvand a program of alumni
assistance to what was then the
Agriculture and Mechanical College oi Kentucky.
The purpose of the group as
st;. ted m 1933 was to promote
the best interest ot UK: to fully
acquaint the membership of the
Association with the progress and
need ot the Alma Mater: to assist in illtl nil I tating the University, it- - work, and its service
to the state and nation: and to
closer
and
encourage
loyalty
bond- - ot fellowship
aaaong its
member-.- "

years of planninu. voalumni leadership, and
administration support tor an
on campus alumni center will
soon be the binding link between
the University and her children.
Miss King said
The
lunteer

12

Seniors
Today is the last day lor June
graduates to file applications for
a degree. Applications should he
filed in the office of your college dean.

Announces

gBBflgj

ganiz d in 1839 by n mall group
oi men and women who felt the

to feature pro-traAppointments
include: Dr. Thoma- - D.
Clark, head of the history department: Robert Johnson, UK
Medical
Center.
Health
and
Science":
Dr. Giftord Blyton.
coach of the UK debate team.
"The Importance ot Speech":
and Dr. Robert Evans, professor
of English. "In Quest of Shakespeare."
Dr. J. R. Schwendeman, geography department head. Gee m
raphy ot Kentucky": Dr. Malcolm Jeweli. acting head of the
science
political
department.
"Commentary": and Dr. Frank
Kodman. professor
of psychology. "Effect i of Sound."

Admission 75c

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The Circle K Club is raffling
radio Thursday. Tickan AM-Fets cost 10 cents, or 12 for a dollar. They may be bouuht at Kennedy's Bookstore, where the radio will be displayed, or from
Circle K members around campus. The drawing will be held at
12 p.m. April 14 in the SU3.
Circle K i.-- a service organization sponsored
by the local
Kiw aiiis Club. It is a leader, hip
j
and i
group
serving the campu and community.
The purpose of the project is
to place an electric .c neb r.irri
in
the Alumni
Gymn ashUB.
Wayne Stemmer. vice president,
said future projects will iiulude
addinu furniture to the Student
Union Building.

It's Daring .
It's Different

Frank Sinatra (7:30)

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Interfaitli Counril
The Interlaitli ( ouih il will
meet todav at
p.m. in gkaMB
Ml of the student I nh :i
gMMtag. Dr. Black will peak.
as part ul the religious
program.

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Kernel Coloring Book
WHITE, Kernel Feature Writer
By Jim ( urtis
Drawing
a piece of writing; it is printed in the
This
Kernel; cent color it anything: read it.
It used tc be that coloring books were for children, but not so now. Today there are coloring books
for special groupi of adult'-- . Kennedy haters can
buy the JFK Coloring Book, executives have their
rerj own Executive Coloring Book, and
delight in the John Birch Coloring Book.
And for those who don't want to give or enjoy
an entire book, they can buy miniature ones in the
Bhi pi ci
contemporary cards, complete with en-- ti
pi They are made for the single man or woman
and hatha nd or wife. A new campus crane is
mating one ior a friend. Maybe next someone will
publish one for children.
B

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The purpose of all of them is a vehicle for
ridicule and sarcastic humor. Under each drawing
-a
caption for coloring it limfC infill, confused,
content and M on. or for coloring it m symbolic
colors of rich brown, naughty black, blah white,
and so on.
And n M man progresses
socially, morallv
psycholgoacalty, industrially, economlu- regrcssa to chilically, and anthropologically
dren's atodes of entertainment with coloring books.
It leeau apropras, therefore, that students need
a coloring 'jook oi their eery own to relax and re-he the everyday
tension and boredom of going
to class. And so we offer you the perfect Way to
n las --by coloring ..umt of the most
sights
on campus.

prhu

olor his
Th:s is
fn lhaisa
beanie green, his face scared,
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litis

is a library scientist, mi m -r ."."". 1
She can he lound or
shell ii next to Lady ( hatter
h'l I.over. " ( olor her ove rlook

;uid his smile shak. His motto
Is Suing Teeda. Study Tomor-w.- "
Also color him gone.

td. aNn musty. iColor this
treudian.i

n

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This is a medical student. Medical student, like to study Medical students don't like people.
.Medical
students study ethnocentric ism. but they don t nrac
tire it. Color him tecladed.

cap--tio-

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This js (he Administration Building. AM the Y.I.IVs gather in
this intellec tual sanctuary. Color it pseudo.

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This i a law stadeat. He delights in (lit hi;ig pennies and
.it gills, (olor him
whittling
eappa taste.

graduate student. ( olor
him academic. also undrrled,
also Mind, lie doesn't have- lime
to get a hail i lit or a shave, hut
he is a good reader, ( olor him
well read, hut never cool.
I

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is a

This is a senior. ( olor him tired
and disillusioned. ( olor him also
IIV
a
Wtfe and two children.
s.
didn't run get invited to
He's also off I'ncle
Sam s list. ( oler him

see this student. Color him registering. Name him psyc ho. The
tears have melted the lines in
his faee. Poor student, poor registration, poor contused re gistrar.

A
This is a hig man on asagMjs. It
lias heen said "Blessed are those
the travel in circles, tor they
shall he called Big Wheels."
( eilor him round-ego- .

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that i,o to the I'nivcrsitv should
btcon'.e queens. A queen i a
rose, so Stein said. This one is
an onion. s0 color her in an
crept) martir.i g!a-- -.

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This is a trained ape. You may
bare seen him before He keep

him i keel in the AP Wire
Raasa. he's asaaHj lriendly and
be draws pretty pictures tor
the Ki nseL He thinks he's a
cartaaaist n don't mislead him.
( olor him Jim ( urtis.

H ith Muc h Misgi . in.
Hav nie

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* LKD
For the past

si years the L niver-si- t
lias witnessed an event held every
Spring billed as America S Most Spectacular Colege Weekend," The Little
Kentucky Derby.
The LKD was begun in 1957 as
of Furnishing scholarships
a
lor deserving students, and supplying
a tradition which would be handed
down from year to year as I lemor-- d
le event in which the entire campus could participate and enjoy.
The idea of a bicycle race as the
form of the "Derby was borrowed
from Indiana University, which had
been running a weekend known as
the "Little SOT quite successfully
ior a number of years.
In the past, the Little Kentucky
Derby has received a relatively small
amount of financial success, as only
five scholarships of SKK) each were
given at the end of last year. The
reasons for this are numerous.
One factor w;s the disinterest
shown by a portion of the student
body 10 the derby and the weekend
as a whole. Because of the lack of
funds to secure a "Big Name group
or performer, who would draw this
uninterested taction, the Steering
Committee had to pick a specialist in
a certain field, w hich might not appeal
to the majority of students, such as
George Shearing, one of the all time
greats in jazz composition performers.
One of the main reasons that only
five scholarships were given was so
that more money could be used to- -

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ward a better drawing attraction this
year.
Another draw back was the amount
of mone y the students had to spend
in order to attend all of the functions
which comprised the weekend. Approximate!) SS was the sum needed
for
student to take a date to the
Debutante Stakes and queen contest
Friday night, the Derby on Saturday
afternoon, and the Concert Saturday
night. This price managed to scare
oft the disinterested taction, or they
would attend the cheaper festivities,
such as the De butante Stakes, queen
contest or Derby, but would not attend the concert, which was the climax of the weekend and the function
which brought the most profit.
However, this year stems to be
more promising as the University has
hired Dick Lowe, a recent graduate
of the University to act as a booking
agent tor the school and help coordinate LKD festivities. His presence
means students who are amateur
booking agents will not be needed tor
the hiring of talent, tor Lowe will be
able to contact any and all groups
he desires and provide the best talent
available for the price allotted. Also,
the cost of the concert tickets may be
lowered, and this could boost the attendance at this event. Unless the
entire campus supports this weekend
in a sincere effort, it may completely
fold and be discontinued. Only the'

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Hasty Decision

To The Editor:
While there has bee n some concern eer the probationary actions
against four freshmen cagers, it appears as though Mr. Duarte has been
of
a little hasty in his dressing-dow- n
trosh sports activities.
The University has always left an
impression with me that it s like an
nlil Timex watch It takes a licking
anel keeps en ticking. This applie s to
both academic and athletic endeavors.
Admittedly, the loss et four top
players is enough to affect the outit those
come of a team's schedule
teammates are as valuable as indicated) but with the loss of four such
players, a retreat to the rear is

Certainly education in an institution of higher learning will be of move
benefit to those students involved
than will athletic activities. Hut by
this same token, those activities canand sensenot be classified as "use-leless. A basketball game (or any
Uame
ma) be sense less at times but
a game is not judged in its usefulness
by the amount of money added to
the Unrversfty s coffer or tin- numbei
of people who attend the game.
The garm s usefulness c ::ie s from
the total experiences the teammates
have in developing loyalty, sportsmanship, courtesy and strong bodiei
in which to house stromi minels. Ibis
holds true whether the- name be
intra-muror collegiate.
athletics anel sch riarship no
Thus,
d
It's up to the student
to draw the line of separation.
J ami s R. si tran
AeS Freshman
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hand-in-han-

Moreove r, it those stude nts on academic probation continue to participate in extracurricular activities forbidden by university policies, the n
little- can be said. After all. the determination to de velop and maintain
a good by good,
mean that standing which is accepted as the norm)
scholastic standing is up to the student. It he' chooses to let hi scholastic standing drop for sake of other
activities, it is his decision.
That is w hy the University has developed the "Final Drop' card.
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To be fit pared for war is one
of the most effectual means of pre- serving peace. George Washinglorn.

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for my country. Nathan

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A Quick Look At Our

Faculty members at Te xas Christum University were urged to become
familiar with the timesaving machines
ef the' new computer center. Basic
courses in their use were given, and
research projects were accelerated.
The faculty was enthusiastic except
for one veteran professor. Not only
did he flunk the primer course, but
when he asked
(mi his first project,
the machine simply to separate the
names of students by sex. the cards
tame out in three' stacks.
Contributed In Axns Melton
college boy wrote his father: "I
cant understand why you call yourself a kind parent when you
me
no money. You haven't mailed me a
check in almost two months. What
kind of kindness do you call that?"
the old man replied, "is
"That,
unremitting kindness.
A

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illiam Cobxkh

in Liberty,

Canada
In order to explain more dearly to
bis physics class what is meant by an
infinite distance, a professor used this
simple example': "It is that distance'
which the clean of wome n would like
te: use to separate' the' men s dormitory
from the women s dormitory.
Contributed by C. Winston

than 30 years ago Syracuse
University conferred upon the- late
More'

William Lyon Phelps of Yale the' honorary degree of Doctor of Sac red Theology. In his autobiography Dr. Phelps
Said that some of Ins friends were' under the impression be had bee n hon-Dd for his outspoken support of daylight saving time the headlines had
used the abbreviation D.S.T. in reporting this new honor tor an amiable
scholar.
Topics" in New York TittU s
A football coach was collared by
an angf) rooter after losimi a game by

a big score'. "How man) students are
enrolled in this university? asked the
olel mad politely.
"About 17,000," replied the' coach.
"Is it asking too much to put two
of them in front of the ball carrier?
snarled the old mad.
M. Dau Bavchman, Teacher's
Treasury of Stories for Ect ry
Prentice-Ha- ll
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Occasion

Freshmen in Western College for
Women were- asked to write a paper
on the aim of American college women. One of the Kore an stude nts, who
had been quietly appraising cultural
patterns of the United State's, began
her essay with the terse observation:
is

"Aim of Ame rican college woman
to find reliable
accompanist

throughout life.'
Contributed by Maby L Knapp
On certain
walls in Harvard
Square, where one' might expect to
see scrawlings such as "Bobby loves
or less
Mary. "Sam is a siss
declarations, be sees instead:
"Heloise loves A belaid." "Tristan loves
Isoleh'. "Hugh is .i dirty neoclassic ist
or "Roger is an Aristote lian.
Ron NoanELL in 77m Christian
Science Monitor

Nation's Colleges

youngsters, is currentl) taking courses
to complete her te acher s certification.
Ever) time I
dropped in to see her.
I've be en surprised to find he r under
a noisy
studying. W hen
mentioned this to her mother, she
laughed anel said. "Oh. she isu t washing her haii" every day. She' just sets
the drier at 'cool anel sits there to do
lur studying. Then she' cant hear
those kiels. the TV, the record player
anel all that dreadful noise.
Contributed by Alene Redtnceb

to balance
s, t of hypothetical accounts for his accounting class the
ne xt morning. There' was a deficit of
$1.32, anel In couldn't find his nor.
W he n
drifted oil to sleep at 3 a.m.,
he' was still struggling.
In the morning I found him slei
soundly, a look of utter peace on
his face. On his elesk lay the account
siiee ts. Neat)) stapled to them were
his persona check and a note reading:
'
I give up. Here s your lousy $1.32!
b) 's.S.

On tin main bulletin hoard at the
University of Kentucky, I noticed a
sign which read in large orange letters: "SEX.' Curious, I investigated.
Underneath in small print was this
message: "Sow that I hoc not your
attention, I would like to invite you to
a political rally at 7 pom. tonight in
tin Student Union Budding. W ilson
Wyatt, candidate for Congress, witt

Talking with my grandson about
college lite. I asked about the food:
or are' you served
"Is it cafeteria-Styl- e,
at tables?"

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seems there was

Writing home from Duke University, my son finished a sentence with
1 hen he exthis punctuation mark
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contribution to grammar. The meaning is just the opposite "f an xclamation point "I couldn't care less.
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"But what it the pie runs out her
tore the last fellow in line has a
chancer' I pursued.
"Grandfather."' lie said wistfully,
"colleges just den t make that sort of
pie these da s.
Contributed by John J. Hun

Fred Alb n liked to te'! about the
young man who took s,i long to gel
through Harvard thai he had ny
growing up his le ft lcj.
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"lint, she wrote, "it looks, virtuously
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--Contributed by Mas. S. A. Harvey

mathematics professor, specializing in geometry, was heard to mutter,
"I love my wife, but oh. Euclid!"
John C. Fuller in Saturday Review
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