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TUESDAY EDITION
KERNEL

SEMI-WEEKL-

'ALAS, TOOK YOKICK!'

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

OF

PLAYING ALL THIS WEEK,
GUIGNOL THEATER

KENTUCKY

NEW SERIES NO. 40

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, MARCH 7. 1933

VOLUME XXIII

ODK Delegates
MARCH. 19 IS SET BOYD AND KRAATZ COMEDY BURLESQUE,
MEET
WILL BE SPEAKER From Kentucky FOR YM-YREPLETE WITH LAUGHS, HILARIOUSLY CONCLAVE, DANCE
Visit Durham AT UNIVERSITY
SET FOR FRIDAY
AT CONVOCATION
ACCEPTED BY PATRONS OF THE GUIGNOL
ALL-FRATERN-

FRENCH ATTACHE

ITY

W

Emmuol Ix)mbard,
Stationed at Washington,
To Make Address

Lieut.-Co- l.

PROGRAM SPONSORED
BY U. K.
N

Will Speak in

French at

Meet-

ing To Re Held in
Afternoon
Lt. Col. Emmuel Lombard, French
military attache, stationed a t Wash
ington, will be the speaker at the
March University convocation,
sponsored by
student
organization for the study of international relations.
Word was received recently by
John M. Kane .chairman of
replacing Gilbert Kingsbury who graduated In January,
Lombard
that Lleutenane-Colonwill arrive in Lexington March 19.
He will speak at a general university convocation, Monday, March 20,
at Memorial hall. On Monday afternoon he will give an address In
French, and that evening will be
the guest speaker at a banquet in
his honor, given by the International Relations group.
activities for this
month will supplement the program
outlined for last semester and will
activiinclude
ties and functions of Universty
scope, and will culminate In the
convocation program March 20. Aid
will be solicited from the various
language clubs and from the Cos
mopolitan club, organization for
foreign-bor- n
students of the Unl
versity. in promoting programs In
schedkeeping with
ule.
Members of the executive comare John
mittee of
Whitley,
M. Kane, and Elizabeth
secretary.
n,

el

International Group
Has Dinner Meeting
The International Relations study
class of the Woman's club of the
University held a dinner meeting
last night at 6:30 p. m. in Boyd
hall. Mr. Edward Rannells spoke
Miss
on ' Modern French Art."
Chloe Gifford presided at the meet
ing.
Members of the Lexington branch
of the American Association of Uni
versity Women and the members of
society of the Unl
versity were guests at the dinner
meeting.
Mrs. Alvin Evans was chairman
of committee on arrangements. The
other members of the committee
were Mrs. J. M. Durbln, Mrs. Enoch
Grehan, Mrs. Ellery Hall, Mrs. John
Manning and Miss Maye Hoover.
:

EiRht members of Nu circle of
Omicron Delta Kappa attended the
national convention of the fraternity at Durham, N. C, last week.
George Btewart, official delegate,
and Oordon Burns, alternate, report that at the convention the
circles were divided into provinces
with deputies attached to each. D.
W. Bishop was named deputy of
the central province of which Kentucky is a part.
High lights of the convention a
reported by John M. Kane, who still
ewes a doctor bill on a finger he
had stitched back on during the
convention last year, gives us the
Impression that the delegation put
Kentucky on the North Carolina
map. Eight men were in the group
attending from here. First, admits
John, C. O. Wallace was the most
talked of and best known man at
the convention.
Three disciples of Terpsichore,
Horace Miner, George Stewart, and
John Kane Introduced at the conformal,
vention
the "Kentucky
Tango," about which there was
much jealous comment.
Wallace introduced himself in the
receiving line at the president's
house. "Wallace, sir, from Kentucky." To which the president replied, "You Kentuckians can impart more pride in the name of
your state by your enunciation than
any other state in the country."
Gordon Burns intends to start
an innovation in male styles here.
He acquired them at Duke: white
sport oxfords, grey flannels, and a
topcoat. Of course, Horace Miner
turned up with the keenest date
at the dance, and John M., sight
unseen, got stood up on his.
The Ineffable, acerbic, staid, ur
bane Jimmle Shropshire inspected
the trousseau of a Duke heiress.
(That is, if trousseau Includes un
mentionables.)
And on the trip home, Stewart's
car, after Burns and Wallace had
awakened every one in Muhlenburs
in a vain attempt to get oil for a
dry crankcase, burned out a bear
The garage
ing in Barbourville.
man who repaired the car did lt for
the prospects as there wasn't a red
in the crowd; even offered to stake
the crowd to breakfast. The outfit
arrived in Lexington with one cent
among the crowd and enough gas
to go 10 miles further.

Kampus
Kernels
space, "Kampus
To conserve
Kernels" today and hereafter will
not bear the names of persons authorizing notices. However, contributors will sign "Kernels" as heretofore to establish the identity of
the source.
Prof. J. C. Jones, Wildcat golf
coach requests all who are Interested In trying out for either the
freshman or varsity golf teams to
report to his office In the administration building at 2 p. m.

There will be a Stroller meeting
5 p. m. today, in the little theater In White hall, All members
are requested to be present.

at

Group Meetings of Vocational

Guidance

Mrs. M. C. Warley's group will
meet at 4 p. m. on March 10, at 149
North Broadway.
Miss Anna B. Peck's group will
'
meet at 4 p. m. on March 8. The
place of the meeting will be announced later.
Mrs. W. W. Hasler's group will
meet at 4 p. m. on March 7, at 429
W. Second street.
A meeting

of Cwens, sophomore

honorary for women, will be held
at 5 p. m.. Thursday, March 9, in
the Reading room of Boyd hall.
There will be a meeting of the
Independents at 7:30 p. m. Wednesday, in the reception room of Bradley hall. All Independents are urged to attend.
Persons wishing to try out for
Strollers who can do specialties,

slim, dance, play duets, give monologues, or any other form of entertainment report Tuesday at 7 p. m.
at the Women's gym. The first
practice for the girl's chorus will
be held at 1 p. m. and those who
desire to try out for the chorus
should report at this time.

There will be a meeting of Lances
Junior men s honorary fraternity, at
1:30 d. m.. Thursday, March 9 at
(Continued on Pago Four)

t

High Lights of Convention
Conference Will Open
Are Reported Ry John
10 a. m. and Last
Kane
One Day

at

PHI DELTA PHI

Guignol

Co-Auth-

'Alas, Poor Yorik' Acclaimed
as Almost Professional
Ry Critic

or

VISSERT HOOFT IS
INITIATES THREE
PRINCIPAL SPEAKER
Strictly R'iious Subjects International Legal Fraternity Holds Induction of New
Are Selected Ry
Groups
Members and Installation

Dean Sanders, Ohio Wesle-yaII. I). Meyers, U. of
N. C, Will Speak

n,

PROCEFDS TO BENEFIT

By MARY ALICE SALVERS
STUDENT LOAN FUND
Replete with laughs the kind of
laughs that refresh you (but make Council Votes Unanimously to
you grow fati the latest Ouigno!
Accept Constitution,
offering, "Alas. Poor Yorick," written by Virginia Boyd and Parry
Kruatz. opened last night at the
of New Officers
Members of the
Guignol theater.
The University student Y. M. C.
The presentation of this play by council, meeting last night at the
A. and Y. W. C. A. have announced
GROUP HAS 70 CHAPTERS
amateur authors marks a new de- Phi Sigma Kappa house, reached
K$
.1
y
state conference of Rtu- parture in the field of Guignol ac- a decision in favor of the dance
'
J
The Breckinridge Inn chapter of
tivities. At the beginning of this and conclave which had been predent members on Sunday, Manh 19 Phi Delta Phi, international legal
school year, Director Frank Fowler viously sot for Friday March 10.
at the stock Judging pavilion on professional fraternity, held initiaThe conclave will be held Friday
offered a prize for the best
1
tion at 3 p.m. Friday in the Phoeplay written by amateurs at afternoon; the dance, from 9 to
nix hotel. Their annual banquet
game. The prize a. m. in the Alumni gymnasium.
the
followed at 6:30 in the same place.
of $100 was awarded to Virginia Hal Denman and his orchestra of
J. D. Bond, maglster of the
Boyd
and Parry Kraatz, both Kokomo, Ind., will furnish the
members
presided. All the
Gulgnolites of long standing, and music.
faculty attended,
of the law school
The declaration of a holiday for
recent graduates. Joint authors of
together with several former mem,
the nation's banks, by President
"Alas, Poor Yorick."
Phi Delta Phi who are now
bers of
Besides the money award, a radio Roosevelt caused a hesitation in
0.
practicing law In Lexington. Dean
presentation was promised, which approval of trie plans for the ocAlvin E. Evans and Mr. J. Pelham
began last Friday with the giving of casion, but members of the council
Johnson gave short speeches.
the first act, and will be continued decided that all arrangements could
The pledges who were Initiated
for two more Friday afternoons at be met.
are Harry Porter Dies. Lexington;
the regular University hour. AcThe conclave will be the first of
William Mcllor. Louisville, and
cording to MP. Fowler this award, its kind ever held at this institution.
Welles Overley, Murray.
the first of Its kind in the annals Motions first were made for a two-da- y
The installation of officers also
of Guignol history, will become an
affair, but according to Gordon
at the banquet.
was conducted
Bums, president of the group, the
annual custom.
Those taking office are:
"Alas. Poor Yorick'' is the story council decided against so large an
Bruce Moreford, maglster; H. R.
of the strugles of an amateur cast initial program.
Wllhoit, clerk; Hubert Counts, reto present Shakespeare's immortal
The program proper will begin at
porter; Byron Pumphrey, historian;
VIRGINIA BOYD
d
and
"Hamlet." It was 4 p. m. in Memorial hall with
James Earl Walker, tribune, and
intended by the authors to be a speeches by various
James Hatcher, gladiator.
more or less satirical picture of guests earlier, at 2 p. m., presidents
The active members of the Breck- typical Guignol rehearsals, and this of campus fraternities will meet
inridge Inn chapter are Messrs. J.
iA
Byron
purpose, by means of much neces- with the guests at the 8!gma Chi
D. Bond, Bruce Moreford,
sary exaggeration. Is admirably at house for general discussion.
Pumphrey, H. R. Wilhoit, James E.
tained, as those who have attendA banquet for all fraternity men
Walker, Sam Manley, HI, William
W. A. VISSERT HOOFT
Hume, Hubert Counts, James Hated Guignol rehearsals in their early will be held at 6 p .m. at the Unistages will testify.
versity commons. Again, speaking
the campus, with Dr. W. A. Vlsser't cher and Daniel Fowler.
The constant calls for those who will constitute the program.
Phi Delta Phi fraternity is the Interfraternity Purch a s i n g
Hooft, general secretary of the
professional fraternity in the
Various fraternities will give lunhave retired to the office for a
World Student Christian federation oldest
Corporation Is Now
world, organlned at the University
cigarette; the raucous cheons, Saturday at their respective
as the principal speaker.
Serving 17
Michigan in 1869. It contains 70
of
interpolations of the electrician and houses for guests of the conclave.
The conference will open at 10 a. chapters and 24,000 members. Many
Groups
Among the speakers will be Dean
who are not respec-tor- s
worship serm. with a half-hooutstanding men are Included in Its
of persons, nay, not even of William L. Sanders, Sigma Chi.
vice, led by Miss Sarah Whitting-hil- l, membership,
such as President
SAVING IS REPORTED
the melancholy Dane; the purely Ohio Wesleyan, and Harold D.
student chairman of the UniD. Roosevelt, Charles E.
personal discussions with which the Meyers, Delta Tau Delta, Chapel
versity Y. W. C. A. program com- Franklin and six other Supreme
OfTcials of the
Hughes
actors whil eaway the time between Hill. N. C.
mittee, following which Doctor
Court Judges, and about 25 state Purchasing corporation report that lines, regardless of the spirit of the
Proceeds of the dance will go to
Hooft will address the assemsince the organization's appearance scene; these and many other points the Student Loan fund, according
governors in the United States.
bly on "Students of Various Naon the campus last September, as give us a picture of the trials and to decisions reached at the meettions in the International Scene."
a buying unit for fraternities and tribulations which are the common ing, last night. Another important
Luncheon will be served the dele
sororities, it has made steady prolot of little theater directors.
feature of the meeting was the
gates at the pavilion, and the aftergress and that its plans for the fu
Minnie, the daughter of the pres- unanimous vote of the members for
noon session will open with another
ture Include several innovations in ident of the Fifth National bank, the acceptance of the new constiaddress by Doctor Vlsser't Hooft,
buying.
s.
cast as Ophelia for no other reason tution and its
his subject being "The Place of the
At present the organization, manOfficers of the council are Gordon
than her influential parentage,
World Student Christian Federation
,
by Larry
former
change everything
Prizes Given to Winners in aged basketball Crump,has been Wild- wants to part; George, as to fit Burns, president; HarveyB.Mattlng-lyin the International Situation."
purstar,
Bastin,
H.
cat
her own
Laertes,
Whist Games Include
Doctor Visser't Hooft Is a native
chasing food supplies for 17 fran
objects to
expressions secretary, and Horace Miner, treasof Haarlem, Holland and a Doctor
Fountain Pens and
ternities and sororities. Recentty and complicated words, since he is urer.
of Theology, having received his
Belts
Patterson hall has been ordering throughout the performance always
degree from Leyden university. He
some of its food supplies through it. a little more than slightly intoxihas come to this country at the
cated and words come hard to him
GUESTS TOTAL 100
Under the present plan of operaurgent invitation of numerous
anyway. Mr. Henderson, a profesphoned into
Society tion orders are annex; they the sional Hamlet of
American student groups and by
Engineering
The Dicker
are
the old school,
the gym
general agreement is the person was host at an informal steak din- offices in relayed to some of the finds it all sadly, shockingly
who is most familiar with currents ner which was held Friday night in in, turn
and considers them
Musicale Featuring Glee Clubs of life and thought, both religious Dicker hall. Before the dinner the downtown markets who then make
Canned foods, po- all as mad as Ophelia is supposed Singles and Doubles Are Due
and Philharmonic Orchesand political, among the youth of mipsts enioved games of "Whist". deliveries direct.etc., are carried in to be.
tatoes, sugar,
On Tuesday Night; Chorus
the world. He is the author of "The Several pilzes were given, the first stock and are delivered by the cor
tra Attracts Countless
The King and the Electrician are
Background of the Social Gospel in prize for the women was a Shaffer
Trials Will Be Held Tonight
Number
poration trucks. Bills are due and in rivalry over the Queen, and' Ed
secAmerica."
pen, won by Vivian Nash; the
in Women's Gym
payable each month. Tne surplus (Horatio), chosen solely for his repond prize was stationery with a accumulated over a definite period utation as an expert and popular
TAUST" IS PRESENTED
University crest and was won by
All students who can sing, dance,
eligible to be divided among polo player, is so stupid that he
Anna B. Gordon; the third was a is then
complicates everything Add to tHat give a novelty skit, or "toot'' a horn
The University Glee clubs and
compact won by Mary Austin Wal- the member fraternities.
directed
a are urged to come down to the
Philharmonic orchestra,
The manager in charge of all a temperamental
lace.
s,
by Prof. Carl A. Lampert, rendered
an Women's gymnasium at 7 o'clock
were: first pruie, buying is appointed by a committee couple of irate
The men's prizes
a concert version of "Faust" Sunrepresentatives of the excessively dumb "Props" and two tonight and demonstrate their tal
a gold U. K. belt set, won by W. L. selected by
day, March 5, in Memorial hall, be
organizations
concerned. exacting critics, and you have the ent at the first rehearsal for the
prize, a Parker pen, various
Lowry; second
to combination that drives poor Mrs. annual production of the Strollers.
fore one of the largest audiences
Dr. Amry Vandenbosch, of the won by W. E. Davis; and the third, Expansion plans include a drive
Strollers, student dramatic organ
which has attended the Sunday political science department, will be
to even more
Eversharp pencil, won by Earl increase the number of fraternities Elliott, the directress,possesses at
an
Musicale programs. Frank Fowler,
the ization of the University, will give
and to enlist the buying services of gray hairs than she
the guest speaker at tne weeiciy x. Vice.
Guignol director, acted as narrator.
a musical revue this year and Dibeginning of the play.
vespers, at 7 p. m., TuesW.
About 100 guests were present, other organizations.
The work of the glee clubs and day, C.inA.the Patterson hall recrea onri nil are looking forward to an
As Mrs. Elliott, Lolo Robinson, a rector Hugh Adcock has issued a
According to reports received oy
orchestra was particularly enhanced tion room. Doctor Vandenbosch
call for girls who can dance in the
biaie
other which will be held before the Dean Melcher, Wisconsin Univer- Gutgnolite ofinlong standing who has chorus and for any students who
bv the solos of the principals, wnicn
many past productaken part
Teachers' college and the
will talk on the subject of "High end of the semester.
were sung by Lexington musicians Lights
sity of New Hampshire are eager to tions of the theater, does a very can do a novelty bit.
in World Affairs Today."
to Lexington audiences
Forty girls have reported for a
learn of the Dlan after seeing some nearly perfect piece of work. She
This is the second and most sig- THIEVES PAY SUNDAY VISIT
Kemp, as
Soloists were H. Overton
of programs
TO SIGMA PHI EPSILONS results of the University association does not overact for a moment in tryout for the chorus. These girls
of
aged philosopher restored nificant up the series of Dr. W. A.
Faust, an
published in the New York Times. a part which would be so easy to and any others who wish to try
leading
to the visit
to youth; John Beam, as Mephlsto-phele- s,
overdo, and she identifies herself so out must report at the Women's
Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity was
to the campus Sunevil spirit; Mrs. H. W. Vlssert Hooft Marjorle Hoagland robbed of clothing, waicnes, snoes,
the
gymnasium at 7 p. m. tonight. They
(Continued on Page Four)
( March 19.
Hansen, Margarita, a village maid- day preside
val
will be given a dance routine for
and introduce Doctor tnri thr musical instruments The
en; Richard Allison, as Valentine, will
$300.
the opening number of the producued at approximately
Vandenbosch.
8:15 and
her brother, and Samuel Adams,
tion and will be given a week In
talked on theft took place between members
Doctor Vandenbosch
Siebel, a village youth, devoted to
all
which to learn the steps. At the
"Contemporary Germany and its 9:45. Sunday, while not discovered
Margarita.
was
were absent, but
next practice they will be given
Although the glee ciuds reiusea Position in World Affairs." before until 3 a. m., Monday,
me iniei
Georee Bryan Shanklin, graduate Members in Charge of Senior other steps to learn. After a month
to render an encore, they were the sophomore commission of the WAX traced to the bus station by
Engineering, class
of practice the 20 girls who show
Ball Will Meet Next
heartly applauded and called to Y.W.C.A., Monday, In the Boyd hall searchers who failed to capture of the College ofreceived a Charles
'11, recently
the best talent will be selected as
to
related
take a bow on more man one m reading room. He situation ltas lttne him after being on his vtrlal for of Coffin Foundation award from
Week
is
A.
the chorus.
Judging from com- present economic
their numbers.
KovrBl hours. Nothing has been the General Electric company. Mr.
lnter-alle- d
All students who can do a novelty
ments of the audence, the favorite Involved in reparations and
in
Members of the committee
recovered.
Shankln was cited for his develop- charge of arrangements for the bit and want to be in the producdebts.
of the entire program was
number
ment of the present practice in
tion should see Hugh Adcock or
the "Soldiers' Chorus," sung by the
underground senior ball were announced March report at the rehearsal tonight.
Men's Glee club.
4 by Russell Gray, president of the
electric cables.
Solos, vocal or instrumental, either
Mr. Shanklin played football for senior class. They are F. E. Scott solo or team dancing, and Italian or
Givens, James negro monologue skits will be acfour years and was considered one chairman, Jane
A
of the greatest halfbacks, the school Miner, and Granville O'Roatk.
cepted as well as any other form
committee
relahas ever had. He has manyamong meeting of the next week. will be of entertainment.
held within the
tives living in Lexington,
The title for the revue has not
The senior bull, which Is usually
Plays and Stories Ry Famous
whom are his father, Mr. Elliott
the most brilliant and the final so been selected but the plot will be
n
in busWest Shanklin,
Authors at Disposal of
centered around the Kentucky Der
on dis
iness, nrofessionul. and social cir cial event of the school year, pro by. The revue will be presented
Two new museums of great In- collections of artifacts are
Students and Faculty
play. These artifacts consists oi ar cles. Miss Mary Bryan, his aunt, is bably will be held after examinaKentuckians, one illustratterest to
tions, the first week in June, in the about the lust of April or the first
rowheads. beads, pipes, shells, sew
life,
The University library has added ing the prehistoricresources and the ing equipment, tools and even game the society editor of the Lexington Alumni gymnasium. Members of of May.
of the
vast
Herald.
to its rental collections a number other the
open to the equipment. In connection with the
Mr. Shanklin. after his gradua- the senior cluss and Junior class atof new novels and plays which are commonwealth, will be
today. game material are large collections tion, entered the service of ' the tend the function, which is not open
University public at the University
at the disposal of the
except upon inbeen In nt round disks that were used in a General Electric company in Au- to
student and faculty. There are These new museums have the past snort called "chunkle."
He
gust, 1911. He has made Important vitation from the senior class.
process of preparation for
novels.
three plays and ten
The committee which has Just
Several entire hominy holes have contribut'.cns to the theory of
eight months and their opening
Plays
museum.
Final proof of the new student dicable, and today he is the been appointed will be in charge of
will furnish a new approach to the been brought Into this
Cavalcade Noel Coward.
type of securing invitations, and procuring rectory to be issued this semester
were deep holes formed In
Marries the Page Edna study of science In Kentucky. occu- These throueh the years by the recognized authority on this
Princess
im k
cable. Through his contributions an orchestra for the occasion. A was run off yesterday. The direcThe archaeological museum
St. Vincent Millay.
to pounding the
cable system has been more complete announcement of ar- tory itself will probably go to press
Dinnej at Eight Kaufman and pies entirely the building that for- gradual wear Incident
reduced from an unduly expensive rangements will be made after a before the end of the week.
merly housed the university library. grain beneath a pesuie.
Edna Ferber.
The publication is being compiled
Also contained in the archaeolog
to a practical commercial product. meeting of the committee.
Outstanding among its displays are
The Novel
by the office of the registrar and
are many zoological
the restorations of several complete ical museumincluding a rather ex
Sons Pearl 8. Buck.
HOME ECONOMICS CU B
will be printed by the Kernel press.
the specimens,
Flowering
Wilderness
John graves showing the skeletons In dis- tensive display of Kentucky birds TAYLOR ATTENDS MEETING of
HEAR MRS. V. L. McVEV
According to Jimmle Shropshire,
Dean W. 8. Taylor, College
positions in which they were
Galsworthy.
The Home Economics club of the graduate manager of student Board
many Education, and Mr. J. B. Holloway,
covered. In southern Kentucky the and mounted skeletons oi
Ann Vlckers Sinclair Lewis.
meetng of the De- College of Agriculture held its reg- of Publications, the supply will be
to Kentucky
Bright Land Janet Ayer Fair- individuals were buried In a flexed living animals foreign museum, io attended the Superintendents of the ular meeting at 7:19 p. m. Monday limited this semester. This will
partment of
The archaeological
position that is, with their knees
banks.
association, March 6, In Room 305 of the Agri- probably call for a reduction
Educational
the
drawn up; In fact, the restorations cated on the second floor of un. National Minneapolis. February 24 to culture building. The feature of number printed to about 600. in the
Boat of Longing O. E. Rolvagg.
building, will be
held in
Insight admnistration
Four Isabel Wilder. in this museum give a goodtypes
Mother and
lecture
the program
Just how the small number will
of der the curatorshlp of Horace Mln March 4. Dean Taylor and Mr. at- - "Personality," was a by Mrs. entited
tnt uvr&i verv distinct
Belinda Orove Helen Ashton.
given
Frank be divided among 2500 students has
returned to Chicago to
ikAMfAH distinct civ- - rr senior student at the University.
K...ioi.
Hardy Perennials Helen Hull.
not been made known, but It is supand is opened under the supervi- - tend the meeting of the Progres- - L. McVey. Approximately 40 mem- posed
They Bought Their Womeu Ed lllzatlons.
bers of the club attended the
that the post office officials
Besldes those contained in the slon of W. 8. Webb, head ot the sive Educational assocatlon. March
na Ferber.
will manage
the situation.
S and 3.
(Continued on Pace Four)
craves themselves, very complete
ooed Fairy Melnar.
By-La-

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one-dn-

full-l?nR- th

play-writi-

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1

fa:

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much-abuse-

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J

BARTER COUNCIL

MMiniiiitViii

MAKES PROGRESS

stage-manag-

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Inter-fraterni- ty

Vis-se-

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DICKER SOCIETY
HOST AT DINNER

Inter-fraterni- ty

high-flow-

PROGRAM DRAWS

ADCOCK ISSUES
CALL FOR TALENT

LARGE AUDIENCE

Vandenbosch Will
Be Guest Speaker
At YWCA Vespers

stage-manag-

grave-digger-

well-kno-

Engineer Graduate
Gets Coffin Award Gray Announces
For Achievement
Dance Committee

New Novels Added
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tage Two
mum In the Southeastern Confer-- 1
ence totirnament. Teamed with his
running mate and predecessor as
captain, "Aggie" 8ale, DeMolsey
load the i.TtaUt basketball of-- 1
fensive displayed In the South since
the inauguration of the tourney.
DeMolsey, In addition to hla ex- cellent work In the tournament,

The Kentucky Kernel
Puhlisbed on Tuesday mil Friilay
Mcmlicr
National College I'ip Awifiaiinn
Kentucky Iniercollegistc I'rrw
A
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I.exlnglon Board of Commerce

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of lite Snidrnu of
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ilic liniverniiy of Kriiliiiky, LeviiiKton

scored 129 field and 39 free throws
during the season for a total of 2C9
SnlMiiplion $1100 i yrar. F.ntrinl at points. This average of 12 points
Second
Lexington. Ky., I'inioHire
a game gives DeMolsey the honor
Claw Mail Minor.
of being the second highest scorer
HKRF SUM I. THE KERNEL ALL on the Blue and White club.
SIHIHM RICHES MAINTAIN
The Kernel congratulates John
I awrcme
DeMolsey on behalf of the student
A. Hcrron . Lihlnr in Chief
M.min C. U'adi . . Managing Editor body and sincerely hopes that he
lied II. MirilvAwl. Miitiiigmg Rilitor will lead the Blue to another tham-- ,
plonshlp next year.
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Mary Jo l.altem
(nines R. Miner
oc S. Reiner
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EDI EORS
Virginia Lcc Moore

JOINT DISCUSSION

Society E.ditnr
Asst. Society E.ditor

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GROUPS

judith Chaduuk .
lnhnnie Craddnrk
oan Carigan

Feature Editor
Art Editor
Dramatic Editor

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SPECIAL WRI TERS
Howard L. Cleveland
Roliert H. Mrt.annhey

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Sews Editor

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REPORTERS
Jay Liitian
Ann Hornshy
Sara DeLong
Mary A. Rrend
Agnes Savage
Morton Collins
Arthur Muih
ack May
E. Shannon
(ane Hamilton
Earl Bourgeois
Kli7alcth Nichols
J. C. Hulcti
Crace Loctt
Sylvester Ford
Wallace Dchavcn
Florence Kcllcv
Martha Fugctt
Ralph E. Johnson
Del mar Adams . .

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"Hello Everybody," this is NOT
Kate Smith or Walter Wlnchell, but
your old friend Tiny. The Editor
was too busy with his courtee
on University avenue to think anything about writing scandal about
the college boys and girls. . .So here

Unruffled fint, but
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when I leave
They're readu lo be
lied.
plug.

Since that time a lot of
stations have been licensed.

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STORTS WRI TERS
Henry C. M'cCown
Joe Quinn
A. Stanley Tiickeil
Gene Lutes
'Edward Watts

O'cman

R. Smith

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(looking back

Husincss Manager

ADVERTISING STAFF
Ned Turnlmll . . Advertising Manager
Roliert Nail
Dave Dilford
Dan F.wing
Bliss Warren
C. V.

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Circulation Manager

1918.

'STEPPING OUT'

The University was granted extra
appropriations amounting to $300,-00- 0
A campaign has been
for an educational training
by the Men's Student Council to school and a dairy barn. 1928.
break up drinking at University
March 6
functions. This is the kind of acThe state Y. M. C. A. conference
which the student body de- began. 1913.
tion
President McVey appointed a
mands of its legislative representatives, and the sooner that those University War committee to deal
Univerproblems
students who disgrace not only with war service.pertinent to
1918.
sity
thamselves but the institution are j SuKy sponsored a custom for
less criti- freshmen to speak to upperclass-meproperly reprimanded,
1928. A plea was made also
cism will be heard.
first-yemen to wear freshIt is inexcusable for a person to to all caps.
man
so
as to make

THE COUNCIL ACTS

In the parlance of modern collegians, one might say that the new
University library has been "stepping out" during the current school
year. And In the vernacular of the
campus the phrase connotes that
the library has been made more attractive, more worthwhile by the
industrious work of the staff.
In many respects the campus library has been made to resemble
and put on a par with metropolitan ones, not so much In the value
and number of books owned but in
the general arrangement. The librarian has gone to a deal of trouble In offering attractive book exhibitions In the many display cases
which tha University possesses. An
interested group has been drawn
to view the various exhibits.

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intoxicated
become
a fool of himself in public. Moderation in drinking should be practiced by thosa who indulge in it.
Those students who make nuisances
of themselves by appearing at University socials in "soaked" conditions are not to be tolerated.
The action which the Council is
sup-- 1
Full accounts of the displays, both hiking has the
as to content and to the length of port of the student body and The
time they remain on exhibition, Kernel.
are carried in the news columns of
The Kernel. If the reader Is not a
regular visitor to the library it
would be well worth his time to
take an afternoon off and go
through the library.
By THE JESTER
whole-heart-

JEST AMONG US

The Jester only hopes that the
JUNIOR PROM
sculptors don't get this jig saw
Plans are being completed for the craze imagine yourself struggling
annual spring prom, sponsored by for hours in an attempt to assemble
the junior class, although reduced Venus de Milo.
financial resources make it impos- A lot of students studying surgery
sible to provide for as elaborate an
event as has been the custom in have been kicked out of college for
too many cuts.
previous years.
The committee has chosen wisely
Monuments: He never said, "The
to reduce all expenses to a minibanks have got my money tied up,
mum except for those to be expendbut I'll pay you soon."
ed for an orchestra. Thus, of paramount interest to all who expect to
Famous las