THETA SIGMA PHI EDITION THE KENTUCKY KERNEL WILDCATS BEAT VANDERBILT! UNIVERSITY volume xvra LEXINGTON, OF DON'T MISS DOCTOR MINER'S EXHIBIT OP ADS KENTUCKY NUMBER 14 KY. JANUARY 13, 1928 Wildcats and Vanderbilt Clash Tomorrow EXHIBITION WILL BE GIVEN WEEK OF JANUARY 16 STAFF Editor Martha Connell. Associate editor Helen Shelton. News editor Virginia Conroy. Sports editors Catherine Carey, Katherine Best. Society editor Martha Minihan. Exchange editor Lydia Roberts. Special writers Janet Lalley, Catherine Redmond, Lydia Fremd. Copy reader and proof reader Isabel Craig. Advertising Display Will Be of Interest to Business Men and Stadents ADS OF STUDENTS TO BE DISPLAYED Harvard Awards Under Edward Bale Foundation DEGREES WILL BE U. K. Band Elects PRO-TE- Will Also Be Exkibited f t i 4 4 i - An advertising exhibition collected by Dr. J. B. Miner, head of the psychology department, will be shown during the week of January 16 in Room 804, Neville Hall from S a. m. to 6 p. in. The exhibit will be of interest not only to students but to advertising and business men from L'xlngton and this vicinity. Students of advertising, marketing, art and business should find this exhibit of eepccial value. Much of the material was gathered frea more than 200 exhibitors at the meeting of the International Direct Kail Advertising Association in Chicago. The collection also includes material on advertising which has been collected from time to time by the National Association of Teachers of Advertising of which Doctor Miner is a member. Work deae by classes in advertis-ia- g in recent years will be exhibited. These are selected ads which have been prepared by students. There will also be exhibited a collection of the standard books on advertising which includes a system of business letter writing developed by the Palmer Institute of Avtherahip at Los Aagcles. One feature to be displayed is the Harvard awards under the W. Edward Bok foundation for distinguished services in advertising, planning and executing of campaigns, scientific research in advertising and distinguished services in advertising. In the Bok contest more than 5,000 advertisements were submitted each year and and individuals 175 organizations competed. One research study in the first year's award comprised eight The Saturday Evening volumes. Pest's plan for merchandising and following through an advertisement will be displayed. Not only newspaper advertising but all forms of blooklet and direct mail advertising, broadsides and outdoor advertising will be shown. Material on several important campaigns for increasing direct mail order advertising which is being fostered by the large paper companies will be part of th" display. These include mailing cards, booklets, illustrative letters, novelties, envelope inclosures, house orpans, etc especially The department has interested in advertising research and has assembled the results of a number of extensive research studies made by advertising associations. corres-peaden- b-- NOTICE! The first of the series of Cad-- t hops sponsored by the military department will be given tomorrow at the Men's gymnasium. Season tickets may be Brocured at the door, the tickets being the f 1.50 for for aseries of five dances, or single admission. Mu 50 cents sic will be furnished by the Masquer adera orchestra. r DOCTOR PRYOR IS HOME FROM TOUR Dr. J. W. Pryor head of the department of anatomy and physiology, who with Mrs. Pryor, Irf t for Europe June 1, 1927 on sabbatical leave returner1 home Saturday night, January 7, and will resume instruction of his classes at the beginning of the forthcoming semester. While in London, Doctor Pryor called on Sir Arthur Keith who knew him by reputation and who arranged with him to make an address on his speciality, osteology. On November 25, Doctor Pryor ad dressed the Association of Anatomists of Great Britain, Scotland, and Ireland. These men are all members of the Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons. They discussed at length his paper and "agreed with his utterances on the great subject which has occupied his time in research for many years. Doctor Pryor also gave a similar lecture to the Ecole de Medicine in Paris. Doctor and Mrs. Pryor sailed from New York to Paris on the Majestic. They spent a week in Paris, visiting the battlefield, Versailles, and Fon- tenebleau. From there they went to Avignon in southern France and then to Nice and Monte Carlo where they viewed the famous Casino. They went to Naples, thence to Pompeii, over the Amalfi Drive to Sorrento, and then down to Capri near where they visited the Blue Grotto. Returning to Naples, they went to Florence, Venice and Milan, and then-tInterlaken and Lucerne in Switzerland. Thence they went to Heidelberg, Germany, then to- Weisbaden, down the Rhine to Cologne, and thence to Amsterdam. They visited The Hague in Holland, as well as the Isle of Marken, and crossing by the Hook of Harlaan to Haarwich, England, they went to Glasgow. In Scotland they visited the country home of Robert Burns and Sir Walter Scott. They went to Edinburgh and later visited the lake country of England, whence they went to Carlisle, thence via Furnace Abbey to London where they visited Windsor Castle, the Shakespearian country, Hampton Court, Kenilworth Castle and the city generally. After spending two weeks in London they went back to Paris where they stayed four months. Mrs. Pryor studied art at Colurosa School of Art, copying in the Louvre "Mona Lisa" and Raphael's "Holy Family." Doctor and Mrs. Pryor sailed for home December 15, and reached New York December 24. While in New York they attended the wedding of They came Doctor Pryor's niece. back to Lexington after two delightfully spent weeks in New York. Louis McDanald Is Chosen for Six Students Graduate With Leading Male Part in Annual Distinction; President McVey Mary Lewis Marvin, a junior in the Production to Be Presented Reports Gift of 5,000 Accepted Arts and Sciences College, was elecin March. for Experimental Work. ted band sponsor to succeed Miss Charlsey Smith, at a meeting of the Degrees were authorized to be onferred on the following candidates it the regular quarterly session of the jjoara oi XTUstees oi ine university of Kentucky on Tuesday, December 20. 's At the meeting held in the office of the university, the f ol- -' owing members were present: Governor Flem D. Sampson, Judge R. C. 'toll, Sen. Richard P. Ernst, Supt. McH-nrRhoads, Mr. Frank McKee, Mr. Robert C. Gordon, Mr. E. B. Webb, Mr. W. J. Webb and Mr. Louis lillenmeyer. Meeting with the Board y f Trustees were Pres. Frank L. and Wellington Patrick, secretary if the board. Anna Clare Farrell, was granted a '.egree of Bachelor of Arts with high Elizabeth Aaron was listinction. granted a degree of Bachelor of "cience in Home Economics with and Amelia Elizabeth Fox vas granted a degree of Bachelor of rts with distinction. Juanita Curry 3oynton, Lucy Myrtle Peterson and 7ada Wallin were granted degrees of Bachelor of Arts in Education with distinction. Following is a list of the degrees granted: Bachelor of Arts Thomas Lynch Adams, Reuber Becker Boyd, Jr., James Humphrey Bradshaw, Madalyn Coyle, Anna Clare Farrell, Tilie Hamilton Feebach, Am elia Elizabeth Fox, Bryant Addison presi-lent- y band members in music hall, Wednesof day aft moon, following the candidates on Stoll field. Miss Marvin was elected by a large majority from a list of eight candidates. Only the two band committees in charge of the contest knew tho identity of the candidates or where the tryouts were to be held until early Wednesday afternoon. The contestants were introduced to the band members, and marched, first individually and then collectively, with the band on Stoll field. Only the band nembTs were present. The contestants were judged as to their general ippearanc and marching ability. The election took place in the music and was a hall following the :omplicat'd affair. It was conducted on the point system, candidates beinp ranked first, second, and third. I' .vas late in the afternoon before Miss Marvin was announced the winner. Miss Marvin, who has the distinction of having made a scholastic standing of 3, is the daughter of Mr md Mrs. C. E. Marvin, of Midway Ky., and is a member of the Alpha Xi Delta sorority. She was Pan Hellenic representative one year. The other contestants were Sarah Lynn Tucker, Lucy Davis, Dorothy Monroe, Elisabeth Tinsley, Henrietta Blackburn, Martha Minihan, and Katherine Frey. try-ou- ts try-ou- ts Louis McDonald has been selected to take the leading male pprt in "Dulcy," the annual production of the Strollers. The part of "Dulcy" has not been d finitely decided upon, but it is thought that Miss Mary Virginia Hailey and Miss Alice Spaulding will alternate in the role. Mr. McDanald took an important part in the last Romany play, "Out-ar- d Bound," and was in the cast of he play selected as the best one given on Amateur Night. Miss Hailey is member of Strollers and took part in the play given last year by the irganization. Miss Spaulding made i r debut in dramatics at the university in the first play given this year jy the Romany theater. Henrietta Blackburn, who is a member of Strollers, has taken part in the ast two productions portraying the lart of the young girl in the play. Dthers who will have important parts ire Frank Davidson, Charles Blaine nd Leonard Weakley. It has not been definitely decided who will take .he other four male parts and the remaining feminine role is between two girls. The play will be produced under the direction of Addison Yeaman who is prominent in dramatics at the university. Those in charge hope to present the play sometime in March at the Opera House and then take it on the road for its spring tour. ! Dr. William S. Myers Will Speak at Senior-Facult- y ATHLETIC COUNCIL Dinner Soon MR . GORDON WILL (Continued ea Page Bight) BE HONOR GUEST International Relations Study Group Will Entertain Extension Secretary of World at Dinner, January 19. Alli-lian- The International Relations Study Group of the university is to have Mr. Linley V. Gordon as guest of honor at an international relations dinner on January 19. Mr. Gordon is extension, secretary of the World Alliance for International Friendship Through the Churches. This World Alliance is perhaps the leading agency in the world now definitely engaged in promoting a thorough understanding between the naorganization tions. It is a world-wid- e with branches in twenty-nin-e different countries. In a great many instances, after his lecture the audience could not break up in any regular way, but remained for a long while after the address waa over, asking questions outlook and enjoying the world-wid- e of their guest. Mr. Gordon believes that the most important development of the present day is the new conception of our international responsibilities. He says: "One thing that impresses me as I go from city to city on this trip is the increasing Interest I find everywhere in the international questions. There is a great demand for information on questions of international politics.'' "The newspapers have sensed this demand and are devoting far more space to foreign news than ever before. An official of one of the great news associations told me that news from abroad now occupies at least four times as much as it did before the war. All the press associations and nearly all the leading American newspapers now have special correspondents stationed at Geneva to send out news about the League oi Nations." Mr. Gordon recently returned from a trip to the Mediterranean countries during which he visited councils of World Alliance for International Friendship. He Bpeaks from first hand information of conditions among the new regime invest the office! Its the people of European countries. four walls gazed with amazement upon the extraordinary and unprecedented scene inclosed within them, Chinese and the sight led them to commue with themselvese in the words of the old lady of the nursery rhyme The Pan Politikon Club of the uni"Lord ha' mercy on me, this is none of I." Where formerly the deliberate versity which has had charge of the and businesslike Bill Glanz ruled as schedule of lectures for the convolord and master of The Kernel's des- cations at the university this year tiny, there now reigned a surprising announces that a change in the consubstitute in the person of the diminu- tinuity of the program has been tive Miss Connell whose competence, necessitated by the return of Dr. W. one might add, is in inverse propor- P. Kuo to China. The Chinese program was schedtion to her size. The calm of the place was disturbed at intervals by uled for February, and Doctor Kuo sounds of feminine gaiety, and the was to be the principal speaker. His usual serious and dignified conver unexpected return to China has made sation was replaced by the chatter it necessary for Pan Politikon to postand gossip that are the inevitable con- pone the Chinese program until April comitants of every feminine gather- and to substitute the Italian program for February. ing. Dr. Bruno Rosselli, of Italy, will The dethroned editor hovered dub iously on the outskirts of the tempor give a series of lectures at the univerbarely sity during the month of February. ary sacred precincts, with the repressed impulse to dash in snd res- His subjects will be: "When Youth Responslbilit," "Danger cue his bleoved charge from tha possi- - Demands Zones in Europe," and (Continned on Page Eigf.t) - Program Is Postponed to April Dr William Starr Myers, of Princeton has been invited to address the assembly of faculty and senior students of the College of Arts and Sciences at the second annual faculty-senidinner on Monday evening, January 30. Dr. P. p. Boyd, dean of tho College of Arts and Sciences, will preside and the other features of the program including the place of meeting will be planned at the next meeting of the committee in charge, which will be held Monday afternoon, January 16. Dean Boyd asked the 1927 committee to act again in arranging the diner for this year and the group composed of Dean Blanding, Miss Idle Lee Turner, Dean Melcher, Profes-or- s Downing, B. P. Davis, Vanden-boscF. T. McFarland and Miss Marguerite McLaughlin met for the first time last Monday. Dean Boyd will send letters to members of the Arts and Sciences faculty and staff and to members of the senior class, and the faculty those invited may bring members of their family as guests. Last year the dinner was a decided success with about 115 in attendance, and it is hoped that the attendance will be even larger this year. BLUE AND WHITE TO THE STUDENTS For New Sponsor Theta Sigs Invade Newspaper Offiice; Hold Forth in Great Glee in Executive Positions (By Jaaet Lalley) The mildewed bromide runs something to the effect that "woman's place is in the home." But not so with Theta Sigs. These industrious maidens, believeing that their place is in a newspaper office, have invaded the last stronghold of the male students on the campus, and for a week have held forth in great glee in the executive positions of The Kernel staff. For the benefit of a possible few be it said that Theta Sigma Phi is an organization composed of members of the weaker sex who aspire to journalistic fame, and annually go on a spree in publishing an edition of The Kernel. With the lure of a rest held up beeditor and managfore the bona-fid- e ing editor of the paper, the members of the organization induced the said editors to relinquish for a wck into the keeping of their own eager hands the reins of The Kernel, and since that time have indulged in a perfect orgy of writing, headlining, copyreading, and all the other tricks of the trade. And with what a changed aspect did MaryL. Marvin CONFERRED ON 84 Mc-e- Head of Pysiology Department Will Resume Instruction of Classes at Beginning of Second Semester. 'DULCr IS LATEST STROLLER PLAY The attention of all students is called to the following notice, which will be strictly enforced: "At the close of each semester and of each term of the summer session, those in charge of any department shall post lists of students who are delinquent in their financial obligations to the university and shall notify these delinquents, and shall send the lists to the registrar. No student will be allowd credit for his semester's or term's work, nor to register for the next semester or term, nor to graduate until ail such obligations have b en satisfactorily met." RADIO PROBLEMS WILL BE STUDIED department of physics has planned to study some of the problems of transmission and reception as experienced by broadcasting stations. The department has asked the radio owning public to supply certain concerning radio reception vithin an area of 500 to 1,000 miles of Lexington, by means of the following questionnaire. Anyone who iwns or has access to a radio is asked to fill in the slip according to the directions and mail it to the department of physics. 1. Underscore once the call letters f the station which fades more than ',ny other station on the list; undern score twice the call letters of the which fades more than any sta tion except the first; underscore thrice the call letters of the station which fades more than any except the above The Football Season for 1927 Is mentioned. Financial Success; Contract 2. Draw a wavy line under the call Next Fall Will Wipe Out letters of those stations which, as a The 1927 football season at the University of Kentucky was a financial success and the debt was reduced to a point where a contract for a certain game next fall will wipe out the entire debt, on the sixth section of the stadium, that the council had assumed, according to a report made at the meeting of the ahtletic council of the university in the offices of Pres. Frank L. McVey. Despite the setback suffered by the Kentucky team, the 1927 season saw larger crowds than have ever before attended the home games and like crowds in attendance at games away from Lexington. One of the ahtletic members, in giving out the statement paid tribute to the efficient financial statement of S. A. "Daddy" Boles, athletic director, of the university." Expenses have been kept down to a minimum and with the sixth section of the stadium paid for by next fall, athletics at the University of Kentucky will again "be on their feet," so far as the athletic council's responsibility is concerned. It was decided at the meeting to Will Enoch let contract for the setting out of hardy shrubbery along the athletic field fence on Rose street and extending down the north of the Subject Is "Relation of School to the north stadiumside Euclid field aveon Country of Journalism to University authorities have nue. Press" been troubled by "fence hole" spectators for the last two years, and Prof. Enoch Grehan, head of the within the next year or two they hope department of journalism, will go to the shrubbery will grow to such exLouisville Saturday to speak at the tent that it will serve as a barrier meeting of the Kentucky against peeping eyes when the WildPress Association, which meets Jan- cats play football games or pracuary 4 at the Seelbacb hotel. tice. His subject will be "Relation of the! Those present at the meeting were School of Journalism to the Country President McVey, Dr. W. D. Funk- houser, Prof. Enoch Grehan, Prof. E. Press." A. Bureau, John Stoll, Louis Hillen-meyOn the same morning H. A. and S. A. Boles. editor of "The News," of will speak on "Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow." A round taClub ble discussion on "The Value of Local New Illustrations," conducted by T. A. Cochran, of the CourierJournal engraving department, will follow the The Alma Mater Club has been ortalk by Mr. Sommers. The final ad ganized with Dulaney O'Roarke as dress will be "Advantages of Having president, and recognized as a campus a Field Secretary," by H. C. Hotahng, organization by. the senate and the of St Paul, Minn. council of deans. The club is com Friday and Saturday afternoon will posed of sons and daughters of old adver- students of the University of Kenbe given over to discussion on tising, circulation, job printing and tucky. Mrs. McVey is sponsoring the routine business. organization which is formed purely It is the purpose of the journalism for the purpose of bringing this group department of the university to invite of students together in a closer bond the association to hold the summer and forming another link in the chain meeting of 1929 on this campus as of Kentucky tradition. At present the new journalism building will then there are only a few members, but be completed. it is hoped that the organization will grow when once known to all students. Anyone is invited to join who DR. FUNKHAUSER CHOSEN has had a parent matriculated at the OF SOCIETY university. All those interested are OFFICER requested to write Box 909 of the Dr. W. D. Funkhauser was elected University Postoffice. second of the EntomoNOTICE logical Society of America which met at Nashville during the holidays. He VanDuzee, On account of the fact that mem succeeds Professor E. P. of the University of California. Dr. bers of the staff have to study for Funkhauser has been a fellow of this final exams, the Kernel next week society for ten years and is also a will have only six pages instead of fellow of the American Association the usual eight. The following week the Kernel will not be published at all. for the Advancement of Science, COMMODORES HERE Mauer's Charges, Prepared by Week's Workout, Ready to Face Tennesseans VANDERBILT HURT BY LOSS OF THREE MEN Jenkins, McGinn's, McBrayer, Combs and Owens Are Slated to Start The first real Southern Conference test will be given the Wildcat netm'n tomorrow night when the Vanderbilt Commodores arrive in Lexington for the week's basketball ent rtainment. This will be the fifth game on the Blue and White schedule, and will start at 8 o'clock. Physics Department to Study Coach Johnny Mauer has touched Problems of Transmission and the Wildcat charges off with a light Reception by Issuing Ques- workout all week and has pronounced them ready to face the Tennesseans tionnaire to Radio Owners. in an effort to chalk up their second sta-:io- MAKES REPORT QUINTET TO MEET general rule, never fade appreciably. 3. Make a cross after each station to which yon most frequently listen. 4. Overscore once the call letters of the station which comes in strongest; overscore twice the station coming in next strongest; and thrice the station coming in third strongest. Do not consider whether the station in question fades or not. 5. Although the name is not neces sary, please give your full address, including city, county and state. WEAF New York h, WJ-N- York ew WGY Schenectady KDKA Pittsburgh Chicago WGN WBBM KYW Grehan Address Association Chicago Chicago WHAS Louisville WSM Nashville WOC Iowa conferenc- - victory. Not much can be said of the Blue and White showing against Centre earlier in the week, but when turned loose on the local floor tin Wildcat five can make it hard for any quintet. Vanderbilt has been hit hard by the loss of three regulars and it should not be difficult opposition for the Blue and White. The Commodores have only played two gam-winning both, but their initial contests were against mediocre fives. The probable starting line-u- p for the Bue team will b; Captain Jenkins and McGinnis, guards; McBrayer, center; Combs and Owens, forwards. Following the contest with the Commodores, the Blue and White squad will entrain for its east'rn trip, playing Virginia, Navy, and Maryland on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday nights. s, Restaurant Rat Dines On Choice Snake Meat Joe, Ted, Paul and Herman Are Victims of Ferocious Appetite While carefree students were enjoying the Christmas holidays their snake friends, Mike, Joe, Ted, Paul and Herman were victims of a restaurant rat which had been placed in their cage for food. All the snakes were buried with proper ceremonies with the exception of Joe and Ted, who were mislaid and hung on a bush outside of the Science building on the campus for several days. Ray Stadelman, keeper or the snakes, is majoring in zoology at the university. Some time ago he began feeding jail rats to his snakes and as these ferocious animals did no harm to the members of Oscar's kingdom he thought they were invulnerable. Imagine his surprise when a small restaurant rat succeeded not only in killing but also in devouring four of his pets. Ray says he has learned his lesson and advises snake keepers to beware of restaurant rats as they are more deadly to the reptiles than the reptiles are to them. NOTICE! Any organization on th? campus which desires- to have any social functions during the next semester must file1 its application in the office of the dean of men before January 21, according to an announcment made by the Men's Student Council. - WJR Detroit WSB Atlanta mid-wint- 13-1- Som-raer- s,' er n, Mischievous Monkeys Inhabit Kentucky University Campus; Is Alma Mater Organization Will Be Used for Experiments (By Kady Elvove) "Chech! Chech! Frank chatters, unaware of the contribution he is making toward man's civilized progress. Hill stares with interest at queer human beings who seemingly lead such foolish existences. They have become very much at home over in the engineering building these small creatures whose fathers hung by their tails from jungle trees and frisked among luxurious tropical foliage. Perhaps it seems strange that monkeys should be found on a university campus, particularly in a college where students learn about erecting skyscrapers, bridges, huge tanks, and the like. Dean F. Paul Anderson, head of the engineering school, read ily explains his motive. "It is our intention, in connection with our work in heating and ventilating, to tie in a series of experiments which we are conducting with the monkeys in order to determine the comfort zone in which man can live. Most people do not get the benefit of sunshine, unless they are continually out of doors That ii bscauie ordinary window glass Chech!" used in buildings shuts out 95 per cent of the rays of the sun. A new kind of glass has recently been discovered, which permits the entrance of these ultra-violrays. We intend to see whether or not there is any difference in the health of animals who live in buildings where or dinary glass is us-and those who get the benefit of the new glass. Ul rays are supnosed to be very beneficial for both man and ani mals." However, scientific investigation doesn't bother the small brains of Dean Anderson's pet monkeys. They would much rather eat neanuts or chat in monkey fashion. The oldest member of the university menagerie is a sacred monkey of India, which once belonged to a vaudeville actor who played on the Keith circuit. One evening after his performance,, the actor was approached by a ragged Italian, who spoke hesitatingly, "Plees mister, I wanta sell da most preecious ting in my life my monka. I no sell her but I ultra-viol- et et d et (Csstinsed on Page Eight) *