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ON PAGE FOUR
Winn Calls The Winner
Of The Kentucky Derby

VOLUME XXXII

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ENTUCKY
LEXINGTON.

KENTUCKY.

MONTONDOGETS
Annual Woman's Banquet
DEGREE UNDER
Jo feature h uturislic Symbols' UK WAR PLAN
Education Senior
In Union lids Thursday
Army

TUESDAY.

APRIL

21.

V. F. GALLOWAY

WILL DELIVER

THIRD LECTURE

MEN'S DORMS'

Charm Of Boswell
Selected As Subject

Before Graduation

Program To Show

NUMBER

By Arts Professor

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Robert Douglas Montondo, instruc-- !

EFFICIENCY BILL

PASSED BY SGA

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partment. is the first student in the
educaticn college who will receive
a degree under the University's

Monitor's Powers
To Be Increased;

Study Hours Made

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UK Students Hit
High Mark On
'War Effort Quiz

SERVICE MEN

OFFERED CREDIT

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LAW STUDENTS

Chamberlain Is
Editor Of Journal

Members Named

For War Fund

TO TAKE EXAM

Bar Examinations
To Be Given In June

Honorary Pledges

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Independents State
Platform;
Constitutionalists
State Activities
int

This is election day!
Student statesmen, true politicians
" all, are today at their peak. Today
' the most important student issue of
the year is being decided. To six
polls, strategically located about the
campus, will go members of the stu- dent body to proclaim who shall
represent them as the president and
of the Student Gov-- "
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eminent Association.
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Candidates for the office are:
President. Givens Dixon, Indepea-den- t,
and James Collier, Constitutionalist:
Men's rice- - president.
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'i Akers, Independent, and Mat Tin
James
Crowley, Constitutionalist:
JANE B1RK
WILLING
MARCIA
Women's
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Birk, Independent, and Marcia Hill-deof the Stu- will compete today for the women's
Const,tt.onaIbt
Government association. Miss Willing is on the Constitu- - ,nf'
tionalist ticket and Miss Birk will run on the Independent tuket. pendent Thursday night the Indej

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By Bayonet Thrust

Defense Courses

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Just A Gentle Reminder; But
Exams Are Only Month
By ANGELA PR-- IS
Exams begin one month from today!
This startling statement evoked
no hysterical weeping or groans of
despair from the students interviewed in a campus survey.
"Am I studying for exams?" said
one jaunty lad, Keeneland-boun"Never think about 'em until the
races are over, sometimes not until
after the Derby."
The same question wa put to a
group of engineering students clustered around a portable radio. "Go
away." !was the general tenor of

nign-tallin-

First semester freshmen regard
exams with little apprehension in
their primeval innocence. Older
hands, second semester freshmen
and sophomores, approach exams
prayerfully armed with last year's
questions, handed down from generation to generation, and the confidence found among the young.

role of Beverly the author, composer, actor, are excellent.
Marcia Willing, as June Stanley,
the daughter and Martha. Snapp as
Mts Preen, the nurse, also carry
away honors.
Ruby Evans Hurst and Prof. Morton D. Oyler are Mr. and Mrs.
Stanley. Professor Oyler falls to
give the part of the blustering Mr.
Stanley much color. He is so blustering in his attempt to remember
his lines that he is not convincing.
Prof. Blaine Schick and Mar- tin Snyder have given a Hollywood
Interpretation to their roles of the
country doctor and Banjo, the director. Snyder gives a perfect imitation of Jimmy Durante, even to
the constant mugging during some
one else's lines.
Marjorie Freeman as Prof. AbigaT
Metz, George Walker as Richard
Stanley, Jay Wilsrti as Sandy and
Brcoks Coons as Wescott handle
their roles cap.bly.

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leaders late Thursday. Placed on
the ticket with him are Crowley and
Willing,
candidates.
Independents Dixon. Akers, and
Birk issued a platform advocating:
freedom of the press for campus
The student Union building is at publications,
cooperation
of the
last to have air In It that isn't all
hot air. Plans are now underway for
A suiTty of the political
installing an air conditioning sys- in tmlax's race printed onalignments
page two
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tem.
of today's ktsML.
The work started April 8. but hasn't made too much progress. It will
take about seven weeks to complete legtslatiu-- and the Board of Trustees,
the job and It should be finished by system of communication in the
May 16. Much of the work is being men's dormitories, more name bands
done in the building and grounds for formal dances. Student War
department. When the system has Fund, better regulation of tennis
courts, privileges for students at
been completely installed, there will
be two units in the balcony, two out of town football games, lower
expenses for the SGA and cooperunits on second floor in Room 120.
and two units in the attic. This ation with the University adminisConstutionalists Collier.
will furnish the ventilation for the tration.
cafeteria, grill, and ballroom, and Crowley, and Willing refuted to Issue
formal platform. However they did
these are to be taken care of first
ease a statement reviewing their
By tnis system, the temperature m
throughout the building will be 70 activities and promising to "cope
with situations as they arise."
degrees.
Both statements appear in full on
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When the Student Union building page
3 of today's Kernel.
was built, there was a system in
All resident students may vote for
stalled for ventilation, but engineers
a presidential candidate. All men
weren't able to get the right tem- residents may
vote for men's
perature or the amount of water in
and all women residents
order to maintain the cooling sys- for women's
tem.
Polling places have been located
Other University buildings deslg- - convenientlv in mrh niIWa
ed to accommodate air conditioning studenU are
wamed
equipment are the Bological Sciences
iboard tha( (hey ,iU
Law and Engineering buildings.
to vote at any place other than that
designated for their college.
Any student whose name does not
appear in the Student Directory must
present a signed statement from his
dean certifying that he is enrolled
in the college at which he desires
to vote, according to a statement
from the election board.
Voting places and students to he
in charge are:
College of Arts and Sciences, post
James Boyd. Cerulean, was in
stalled as president of the Baptist office. McVey hall, in charge of Bob
Student Union at the annual ban- Amnions and Ben Sublette;
College of Commerce, White hall,
quet held Friday night at the Stu- in charge of Arthur Walsh and
dent Union building.
Other officers installed were: Helen Powell:
College of Agriculture and Home
Martin Tomnson. Lexington, first
Catherine Rigsby, Economics, agriculture building, ia
charge of Joe Gayle;
Crab Orchard, second
College of Education, education
Pat Kent, Bagdad, third
Carroll H. Robie. Lexington, building, hi charge of Miriam Kr streasurer; Dorothy Riddle. Stone, kyer:
College of Law. Lafferty hall, in
secretary; Roy Hunt. Vine Grove,
radio chairman; Larry Meyers. Lex- - jcharse of Poster Ockerman.
College of Engineering, engineer
ington. chorister; Walter Leet. Lexington, publicity; Lucille Stanley, ing building, in charge of Stanley
Lexington, radio representative; the Penna:
Graduate School, post office. McRev. W. W. Shiader, pastor of the
Felix Memorial Baptist chureh, min- Vey hall, in charge of R. P. Adams
All polls opened today at 8 a. ra.
isterial advisor, and Dr. C. C Ross,
and will close at 5 p.m.. except for
faculty advisor.
the McVey hall which opened at
The Rev. Vernon C. Taylor, a na- 8:30.
tive 6f Scotland and now pastor of
Election of representatives to th
a West Point. Ky. church, addressed
student legislature will be held on
the group on "Victory for Christ."
Tuesday. April 28. Students who
Reverend Taylor, who in 1939 have been announced as candidates
visited most of the lands now conby the election board are: Mary
quered by tlie Nazis, told of preLyle, Jessica Gay. Julia Johnson,
war complacency in those countries Bob Hillenmeyer. Frances
Jlnklns.
and urged that "Americans be made Carolyn Spicer. Betty Bohannon.
to realize the seriousness of the Mary Godman,
Pat Oldham, Dawsituation before it is too late ."
son Hawkins. Louise Peak, Elolse
As special feature the Rev. Mr Bennett. Chester Theiss, James H,
Taylor presented an imitation of Satterfield. Ratliff Rogers. A .H.
Harry Lauder, the famous Scottish Sawyer. William Schick, James Hurt,
ballad-singeJames Saunders. Alexander Hall,
A quarter composed of Carroll Jack Atchison,
Martha Kopptus,
Robie. Harold Lindsay. Bobby Lewis, Wynette White. Joan Taylor, Wll-and Martin Thompson sang. Bene
Salmon, Ruth Bradford. Billy
diction was said by Judge Chester Patton, Elizabeth Noble, Elizabeth
Adams.
Chapman, Roy Hunt. Roberta Park-- r.
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their remarks (at least for publication) as the stirring words. "Ball
three, strike two," hiing In the summer air.
Another boy with the haunted look
only produced by the draft board
said. "I'll be lucky if I can stay in
school until exams. I'm Just wait- ing tor tne end or the twelfth week
g
and tnen i m
it out or
here and Into the air corps."
These are isolatetd cases as any
trip to the library will show. The
rush Is on full force as the librarians will affirm. The reserve reading room is crowded every night.
but even the closeness of the exams
does not stop the pleasant flirtations
going on over the books. An increase in the number of books borrowed from the library has been
noted in recent weeks.
In the women's dormitories typewriters click far into the night as
students grind out term papers, reports, and assignments. The machine is milked dry long before the
evening is well advanced, and in the
study rooms students page through
bulky text books and bend over tedious lettering and design projects.

Association
to
decided
back Dixon for president. Akers for
men's
and Blrk for
women's
Collier became the official Con- -

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Air Conditioning
To Replace Union's

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Guignol Brings Broadway To Lexington

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Polls OpenThis Morn ing
For Student Elections:
Dixon Opposes Collier

Dr. W. F. Galloway, associate professor of English, will speak on the
"Charm of BoseU" at 8 o'clock tonight in Memorial hall In the third
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By PATRIC'A SNIDER
of four lectures arranged by the
Mirrors, squares, triangles, colored
twelve-wee- k
plan. Montondo left College of Arts and Sciences to prolights, and futuristic symbols will
yesterday for temporary duty at Ft. mote scholarship.
form the background of the "Pre-Vu- e
of the Year 2002" which vJl be
Niagara, Ne York.
Dr. Galloway will attempt to show
presented at the annual Women's
Montondo will be the sixth student j that Lord McCaulay's famous essay
banquet at 6:30 p.m. Thursday, in
to be granted a degree through cre- on Boswell
as extremely unjust.
the Bluegrass room of the Union
dit given on this plan, according to McCauley pictured Boswell as a fool
building.
the registrar's office.
and buffoon, while, in reality, he was
A bill to establish order and effiThe program, which is being
Lt. Montondo, who received bis a man of great personal charm, good
ciency in the men's dormitories was
secrecy, will porswathed in deepest
humor and high Intelligence, acunanimously passed by the SGA at commission from the University miltray the life of the University 60
a meeting last Thursday, to go into itary department In January, will cording to Dr. Galloway. Boswell was
years hence. It is rumored that one
for the courses a popular member of numerous clubs
effect at the discretion of the new be given
or two campus characters will still
he Is carrying, according to Miss and the Intimate friend of most of
legislature.
place, and that danbe around the
the outstanding men of his day. Dr.
cing will not be the same as it is
Study hours will be established in Susan Clay of the Ccllege of Edu- Galloway points out.
today.
the halls and monitors shall report cation. The amount of credit re"I will try to show that McCauley
students disobeying the ne rules to ceived will give him a sufficient
Tickets, costing S cents may be
was prejudiced and did not make a
number for graduation, she said.
prose
the SGA officer charged with
purchased on til noon Wednesday in
fair examination of the material
GIVEN
cuting infractions.
Iho office of the dean of women and
Under the twelve week plan, stu- available,' declares Dr. Galloway. "I
SONIA BERKOWITi
tbe information desk of the I'nion
The regulations came as an outpresident of the Women's Ad- growth of the investigation of tlie dents leaving for military service am relying on new evidence in letbanding. No tickets can be purtime, Martha ministrative Council, is in charge welfare committee last fall which between the weeks of March 28 and ters and journals not available when
chased after that
McCauley wrote."
Thompson, ticket sales chairman, of arrangements for tlie annual reported disorder and inefficiency In April 25 receive half credit on all
courses carried at the time of deMost Important of the journals
Women's banquet.
announced.
the dormitories.
parture; students leaving after the with which Dr. Galloway hopes to
Table .decorations .will .include
Tlie committee at that time blam- week of April 25 will receive full disprove McCauley is the "Mala- spring Hovers, especially tulips and
ed the misconduct found In the credit.
hide Papers," purchased In 1928 by
tpirca, in futuristic vases. Place
on the lack of authority of the
halls
Montondo, who is majoring In CoL Ralph Isham. and published in
for the speakers table will folcards
monitors rather.than their efflcienphysical education and mathematics, a privately printed edition which
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low the same design.
was captain In the ROTC unit, a the University of Kentucky library
All women students are invited to
Although the incoming legislature
member of Scabbard and Blade, now owns. Other very valuable
may bring their
Ihe banquet and
may put the bill into effect this
By TONI STABILE
senior military honorary, and a sources of Boswell material are micmothers, Sonia Berlccwitz. president
rofilmed in the UK library.
UK's student body Is 56.1 per cent spring, observers say it will probabmember of the first graduating CiAdministrative
of the Women's
ly not be enforced until next fall.
The fourth and last speaker. Dr.
vilian Pilot Training class. He is
In personal effort to aid
council, said.
The context of the bill which was
of the UK aviation J. Huntley Dupre, history professor
the war program according to a test introduced by Stanley, Penna, men's
Special guests will be President
club.
and representative of the social
end Mrs. Herman L. Donovan. Dean designed to enable civilians to rate
follows.
He is a member of Sigma Chi, so- sciences division, will speak April 28
Legand Mrs Henry H. HiU. Mr. and themselves in this capacity.
Be It enacted by the Student
cial fraternity, and has held the po- on "Thomas G. Masaryk; PhilosoMrs. Flank D. Peterson, Dr. and
Tlie quiz, originally authored by islature of the University of Ken- sitions of treasurer, house manager, pher and Statesman."
Mrs. Prank L. McVey. Mrs Sarah
faculty tucky:
two Stanford University
Phi Beta Kappa, Sigma Xi and the
and house president of the organiB. Holmes, dean of women: Miss
Article One
zation. He is also a member of Keys, University Research Club are the
members ami revised to meet stuJane Haselden. assistant dean of
Section one:
sophomore men's honorary.
three campus societies working in
women; Mrs. Paul Blazer, only wo- dent standards, was tested by a reStudy hours shall be from 7:39 to
connection with the arts and sciTrusman member of the Board of
presentative group of UK compus- 11:09 p.m. Sundays through Fridays.
ences committee on scholastic optees; and Mrs. Elizabeth Turner, ltes.
causMonitors shall report students
portunities to sponsor the series. The
who will be lecturing on the cam- 56.1 out of the ing noise or other disturbance durResults averaeed
four speakers were nominated by a
pus about home defense during air
100 scorei whlch was iower ing study hours or excrssive disturbspecial committee. "ho termed their
raids.
than any of the averages scored by ance at any time.
selections as "the best speakers on
- MOHTAR BOARD PLEIMJfiSthe organization "tested oyHhe ort Section Two:
the campus."
Mortar Board, senior women's ginal committee. Groups quizzed InMonitors shall report students
Thorough arrangements made by
Studnts are urged to attend the
honorary', will tap pled- cluded a woman's organization av- causing breakage of
leadership
furniture or a special branch of the War De- lectures, since the student's viewges, announce the students whose eraging 75. a group of workmen 72. equipment belonging to other per- partment,
the University Depart point is being stressed.
names will be placed on the plaque, high school students 70. and business sons or to the University.
ment of Extension has been selected
After receiving his A. B. degree
and present a gold cup to the fresh- men 69.
Section Three:
as one of the Institutions to furnish from Davidson College In 1924, Dr.
man woman with the highest standUK coeds outclassed the men stucorrespondence courses to men In Galloway
Monitors shall report students
matriculated at the Uniing.
dents by proving to be 64.7 percent having girls in the rooms for im- - military service.
versity of Michigan, where he reCwens, sophomore honorary, will
a masculine 50.3 per- moral purposes.
to
The plan, designed to afford enlist
ceived his M. A in 1925. Next year
tap its pledges, and new members cent. Advanced military students
Srction Four:
ed men an opportunity to continue saw him start at the University,
of Alpha Lambda Delta, freshman rated 59 while boys not taking miliAll infractions shall be reported their education through correspon
where he has remained ever since,
scholastic honorary, will be antary courses scored 41.6.
to the officer charged ith prosecut- dence courses .will go into effect as with the exception of 1930, when he
nounced.
It is the general belief that the ing infractions of SGA rules, who soon as it is signed and taken care rtunied to Michigan to earn his'
Theta Sigma Phi. Journalism hon- student all-oaverage will rise as
of by the University administration, Ph. D.. also instructing English
orary, will present a plaque to the more defense units and classes are shall bring charges against such the extension department
stated.
classes while there.
students before the Judiciary Comfreshman Journalism woman having formed on the campus.
Selectees wishing to apply for
mittee.
Dr. Galloway is the author of a
the highest grades for the first se
ARE VOL' AN
these courses must have been in ser book, "Reason, Rule and Revolt in
Article Two
mester. Phi Beta Kappa will an- - I
vice at least 4 months and must se English Classicism," published by the
0 to 10 acRate yourself from
The Judiciary Committee shall reiiour.ee its pledges, and all students
you think you commend appropriate action against cure the approval of the command
Haggin Trust in 1940. He has also
with three standings will be recog- cording to how will
are
written several articles for scholarly
students guilty of misconduct in the ant of the army.
nized.
Courses will be offered in com- periodicals. He is a member of Phi
to the proper Univer1. Avoiding waste of all kinds In dormitories
Alpha Gamma Delta will present a
merce, education, English, geology, Beta Kappa, Omicron Delta Kappa
sity autboritorles.
cup to the outstanding freshman the classroom, dormitory, etc.
German, history, hygiene, Journal-Is- and the Model Language AssociaArticle Three
2. Buying war stamps with your
woman, and the Women's Athletic
mathematics, political science, tion. :
Whereas, though the foregoing
association w ill give a cup to its out spending money.
lacks a basic requirement of law, psychology, romance languages, so3. Taking part in civilian defense,
member.
standing
ciology, and high school subjects.
Red Cross, or other voluntary war the existence of a problem, as logical tampusites will agree, the ability
,
work on the campus or off.
of S. G. A. to draft moral, con4. Serving in silence, guarding postructive, and otherwise beneficial
tential military information and
Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain was refiom passng on wild rumors. legislation is hereby Cemonstrated.
appointed editor of the journal of
Article lour
5. Extending assistance and hosthe American Association of CollegThis biU shall go into effect at the
pitality to our armed forces, cheerElected to the University War iate Registrars
and retained as a
ing service men at the front, and discretion of the incoming legislawere member of the executive committee
Fund committee last week
praising our workers for Jobs well ture. May, 1943.
Bob Davis to represent SuKy, and at the thirtieth annual convention
done.
John Kerr, to represent Lances.
held recently in Chicago.
6. Doing your particular work to
Tlie following tentative list of stu- the best of your ability while keepRepresentatives from YMCA, Keys,
The journal, which began publidents who will take the Kentucky ing physically fit.
Beta Gamma Sigma, commerce and the Union Board were to be cation In 1917 as a bulletin is edited
bar examination in Frankfort, June
7. Maintaining a cheerful attitude honorary, announces the pledging of chosen at meetings early this week. quarterly by Dr. Chamberlain.
It
was anounced Friday by the despite unfavorable news of war James Terry Noland. Richmond,
First general meeting of the group contains articles about the work of
and
College of Law:
,
Ort ho R. Shadwk-k- Owens boro, both will be held Monday April 27, at registrars, higher education and ma
and labor.
Henry H. Brainblet, Carlisle: C.
Juniors, and C. Wilson Randle, Hick- 3 p. m. In the SGA offices In the terlal of interest to colleges. Dr.
8. Willingly contributing to worthHomer Neikirk, Somerset; John E.
Chamberlain explained.
Union Building.
such as Red man, graduate student.
while organizations
Howe, Alexandria; Uhel Barrickman,
Cross, U. S. O., and Navy Relief.
Bedford; Paul Relim. Lexington;
9. Maintaining a cooperative attiMarcus Red wine. Jr, Winchester;
Joe C. Lewis, Lexington; Caesar tude toward wartime regulations
Rose, Richmond; Helen Stephenson, even when they mean sacrifices on
Danville; Robert M. Spragens. Le- your part.
V
By LOIS OGDEN
10. Utilizing as well as you can
banon; Barbara Moore. Frankfort.
after having Miss Crain convinces ( the audience
Doniphan Burr us, Lexington; Ro- other opportunity for war activity.
Guignol workers, students and Guignol production
would score townspeople, have again brought the seen both the New York stage pro- that she is in love with Bert Jefferbert Boone, Lexington; Dale R. The perfect
Booth, Bluefield. W. Va.; Elizabeth 100.
legitimate theatre to Lexington. duction and the movie version. son, the reporter, something that
many of Guignol's actresses fall to
Gillespie, May's Lick; E. Foster
This time it is with "The Man Who However, lt seems that the play do.
Corbin; and John O. McKin-stry- ,
Came to Dinner," Kaufman and could have been a little more polThe role of Lorraine Sheldon, the
Washington. Ia.
Hart's laugh provoking satire which ished. Probably another week of reopened last night for a week's run. hearsal would have brought it up actress. Is played by Susan Hinkle,
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past Guignol productions. It may veteran Guignol performer. Miss
Tlie storv. whlcn recently made to
Hinkle does not enter until the sebe said that the Guignol's producJoe Bohnak. Northampton, Mass., such a hit on the screen, concerns
tion has many of the punch lines cond act but from there on carries
one Sheridan Whitethe only yankee in the Confederate the antics of
Will Hayes cut from the mo- the show with good lines and three
squad, was accidently injured on the side, noted author who accepts an which
complete wardrobe changes.
vie version.
parade ground during bayonet drill invitation to dinner at the home of
PURSER'S ROLE IS GOOD
Prof. Edward W. Rannells plays
la.st Thursday, receiving a bayonet Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Stanley In Mes-elithe part of the "Man". Tnis is his
Jim Purser makes his third apOhio, where he is lecturing. He first appearance with the Guignol pearance
extending from the left cheek
cut
Women wishing to take tlie deof the year hi the role of
refalls on the ice and is forced to
bone to the mouth.
group and he handles the difficult Bert Jefferson, the small town Horfense course now being taught by
Bohnak was taken to the Good main a guest of provincial society, role of Whiteside remarkably well. ace Greely. This Is the first time
Mrs. Elizabeth Turner may enroll today. Friday's Kernel stated
Samaritan hospital where three much to his chagrin and the dis- HoTvever Professor Rannells fails at that Purser has been given a role
stitches were required to close the comfort of his host and hostess. In times to project his voice to the that he is really capable of handthat a fee of tl was being
his attempt to lead his normal life back of the auditorium and conse- ling. His
ound.
charged for the course. This fee
drunk scene is the most
(hobnobbing wfth the great and quently slows up the action of the convincing
is only for persons who are not
thing in the whole play.
The accident occurred when Bohnear greati he disrupts the lives play somewhat.
University students. The course
The "Oscars" for the best pernak. who had been resting, ap-- '
of everyone in the Stanley home
Maggie Cutler, the efficient secre- - formances should go to Jacqueline
is free for all students.
proiithed the drill line from the rear
and many of the populace of Mese-lia- . tary, is played by Eleanor Craln. Wiedeburg and Howard Moffet, both
Clastes meet daily from 4 to 6
to resume his place. He was cut
She gives an excellent performance newcomers to Guignol. Miss Wiedeand from 7 to 8 p ni in room 111
when a member of the team exe- NLEDS POLISHING
without copying Bette Daivs, who burg, In the role of Harriet, the deMcVey hall.
cuted a butt thrust as Bohnak pass-- I
It Is rather hard to judge the had the role in the movie version. mented aunt and Mr Moffett, in the
ed behind him.
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Repeat Performance: We Protest

Senior Edition Is Ruled Out
for months and months of
work.
We always realized, and we know the students realized, that it was all in fun, and that no
malice was intended. There were usually, we
will admit, occasional intimations that sex, drinking, and similar diversions were not completely
alk-to the I'k. campus, but we don't believe
that anvone who realized that the paper was a
satire could get the impression that the University is a den of sin and iniquity.
As for the confusion, the issue always carried
an announcement of the front page that it was
all in fun and that anyone who believed what
thev read in it deserved to lie fooled.
And we don't see any harm in invading the
province of the humor magazine once a year.
biulesqne.
The Senior Edition, if we may be so immodest,
".T) If the students want a humorous magazine
was usually vcrv funy. Must have been a thouhcv should suppoti one. Thev have consissand laughs.
tently failed to do so. Their newspaper has
This year we on the Kfrnfl have done everyenough to do covering the news.
thing we could to keep the Senior Edition. We
"1) A burlesque edition of a standard news-pajteofiered to edit the paper without pay and sell
VICF. OF THF. PEOPLE
Bv Roy Sifimoht
in the rhidst of a series of factual editions copies for five or ten cents, with the profits
The air waves in the Student Union's Bluegrass room were so
violently disturbed by Charlie Barnet and his 17 musicians at Saturoften creates confusion, particularly among the
(which would probably have amounted to $100
day night was the first time that I have ever had occasion to witness
off campus readers who are removed from the
or S200 at least) to the University War Fund.
the actual falling of a roof.
events which, are
dear to us on the
We even offered to submit every piece of copy
The Sax Sensation of the Nation and his bovs were blaring away
campus, but not to them.
and every photograph to Dr. Plummer for his cn the Pompton Turnpike, 4,000 feet wer'e jumping out a dizzy rhythm
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senior edition has never
The
approval something never done in the history
when the rcof. after much debate with itself, gave away as a result
been a senior edition, but has been a' hastily ol Thf Kfrnfl and we offered to. confine it
of the violent disturbance of the air waves in the Bluegrass room.
Unofficially, the failing in was attirbuted to the shaking feet and
ihiown together paer edited bv a handtul of completely to the student bodv.
the air waves. We. however, place the blame on the air waves.
students, lew of whom are seniors.
None of these offers has been accepted, and
Saturday night's falling in was a repetiticn of the old soldier-bridgit ought to be
"G) To any thinking
there will le no Senior Edition.
story. You remember the physics prof telling of marching feet
obvious that the propsal to have a lacultv memThe memlters of the Kernel staff realize the of the soldiers in perfect time and how the bridge swayed back
ber approve in advance all copy for such an edresponsibility that the publications director has. and forth until it fell in the river.
The seventeen gentlemen of swing loosened a small block cf the
ition is no solution at all; rather it imjyises new and we realize that criticisms of The Kfrnfl
roof on the first couple of bars of Pompton Turnpike and then proof which would end
complications the solution
from alumni and other interested persons are
ceeded to tear some more down when they tooted out the 'chorus as
in satisfaction for no one."
always directed at him and not, at the student
members of the faculty lookd on with astonishment.
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The decision in this matter was left to Dr. start of the paper. It would probably be
The tempo of the quivering building was slowed down on the next
Hummer by the Board of Trustees. since, atnumber when Maestro Barnet saw the situation and gave the sign
to ask any person to be responsible for a
for a slew piece. If it had not been for his observing eye. we would
tending lo a Trustees' resolution passed Of tober Senior Edition which he did not do himself.
probably be dancing in a ballroom without a roof.
27, 19.17. the professor of journalism is
Hut. since we have offered to restrict the
An unidentified gentleman, quickly blocked off the danger zone
resjxtnsible for Thf Kfrm.l and everything
scoe of the edition to students and to forgo with some chairs to protect the patrons from falling debris.
all satire directed toward the faculty or administhat appears in it. It is Dr. Plummet's decision
tration, and since we have even gone so far as
that he doesn't care to have the responsibility
for the Senior Edition.
to submit the copy for his approval, we can only
consider this decision unfair.
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It is our judgment from the case and we cerAs vou can well imagine, this decision is a
stall, who
tainly know it is by far the prevailing sentigreat disappointment to the Kfrnfl
KEF. PI N'C I P W ITH THE SERV ICES lly Jim Cvkitmi.
have been looking forward for a long time to
ment of the Kernel staff and the student bodv
STUDENTS SOUGHT
The present program of Naval offthat this refusal to permit the Senior Edition icer piocurement under which colputting out the issue, and it will probably prove
FOR FARM WORK
lege juniors, seniors and graduates
is uncalled-for-