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Parking Love

Parking
Ticket

Discounts!

SGA. UK Parking and (not
so much but a little
help from) yours truly
have worked out a
deal that benefits
everyone. This
Wednesday through
Friday at 12-4 pm.
there will be a station
set up outside the
Student Center eatery.
There you can
exchange three
canned goods, which
will be donated to
God's Pantry, and
receive in return a
coupon for $3 off any
parking citation you
have received.

Rail love

We have 100!

We have two winners of
the “Get your name In
the Kernel for the
100th e-mail" based
solely on their
attempts. They are
Adam W. Stapleton. a
second year freshman
who is "damned well
undeclared" (his
words, not mine) and
Nikolas Mangu, a
decision science and
information systems
junior. Both of these
guys decided it would
be cute if they sent
three e-mails to
guarantee their names
in the paper. The first
winner thought I
whined too much
about wanting 100 e-
mails but jumped at
the chance to be in the
paper. while the latter
gentleman sent his
name and major three
times with not so
much as a note.
Thanks. guys.

I love it

Snow and Lexington

People swarm to the
grocery to buy eggs,
milk and bread. What is
that? Does snow
remind people of the
powdered sugar on
French toast so that
they have to go get all
the ingredients to
make it for the whole
family?

I love how everyone I talk
to tells me about how
nobody in Lexington
can drive in the snow.
Now if everybody is
talking about
everybody else, that
means they are all
talking about all the
others. I say that
unless you actually
lived up north for
more than four years
and do not drive a
four-wheel drive
vehicle, you cannot
talk unless you can
prove that you can
drive on snow.

Sledding and two inches of
snow just do not mix
well. Something about
the drag coefficient of
a cafeteria tray
multiplied by weight
times the degree of
the slope divided by
the square of the
surface area of your
ass times the square
root of the snow depth
equals a sloppy. slow
ride in this weekend's
case.

- Ron Norton
rail_editor@hotmail.com

THE 411

Tomorrow‘s
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Sunny Wednesday,
but don't count on it
warming up any.

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MEDICAL

Procedure may restore sight

Helping the blind to see: Implant developed
at UK may help those suffering from vision loss

By Tracy Kershaw
NEWS EDITOR

When Fannie Miller‘s vision
began to deteriorate, her ability to
do the things she had done for
years followed. No longer could she
see to read or pay her own bills.

“I walked into door i‘acings
and walls," she said yesterday at
the UK Hospital.

Diabetic Macular Edema, the
chronic deterioration and leakage
of retinal blood vessels. stole her
eyesight. A new procedure devel»
oped by UK researchers has given

it back.

It has changed her life, Miller
said. She was diagnosed with type
II diabetes 27 years ago. Diabetes
is the leading cause of blindness in
people between the ages of 20
and 74.

The treatment, developed
through UK research. could be ef-
fective for several sight-threaten
ing retinal disorders and is now
being tested for DME.

Miller. 61. was one of five pa—
tients to participate in clinical
trials.

Doctors perform a simple sur

gical procedure to place a tiny im-
plant containing medicine into the
back of the eye.

The implant is designed to de
liver sustained and consistent
therapeutic levels of drugs directly
to the diseased area of the eye for
up to three years.

The design also is expected to
limit the drug's exposure to the
whole body. reduce the dosage
needed to be effective and reduce
the need for frequent treatments.

The procedure did not hurt.
Miller said.

“This technology may offer
the opportunity to treat DME with
a drug instead of an invasive pro-
cedure." said Dr. P. Andrew Pear-
son. an associate professor in the
Department of Ophthalmology.

Pearson. who was one of the

researchers whose discoveries led
to the technology for the implant.
is the principal investigator for
clinical studies conducted with the
implant.

He has been working on the
research that led to the implant
since 1988. when he took a year
off between his internship and
residency.

In the initial study. he used
the implant delivering fluoci
nolone anetonide. a powerful anti-
inflammatory steroid compound
that controls inflammation and in
hibits the growth of damaged
blood vessels.

The five patients. who had not
responded to prior laser treat
ment. each underwent the surgical
placement of the implant in one
eye. The other eye was not treated

and was used as the study control.

In nine months. the mean \‘i-
sual acuity for the five patients im-
proved from 20 185 to 20 82. The
control groups visual acuity re
mained essentially unchanged.

"Three of the patients had
very poor vision. and they would
say this changed their lives." Pear-
son said.

This technology also is being
studied to treat a variety of other
sight-threatening intra-ocular dis-
eases by combining the implant
with known therawutic com-
pounds.

’l‘hese diseases. which along
with DME affect more than 8 mil-
lion. include age—related macular
degeneration. the deterioration of
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Justin Stevens has a dilemma.

"I‘m broke. my credit cards are maxed out and Christmas is
less than one month away." the undeclared freshman said.

Stevens. like many other students. fell victim to the array of
credit card solicitors who visited l_.'K‘s campus at the beginning of
the semester. Four months later. he. like many others. has four
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pelled to use their credit cards to buy gifts for the holiday season.
“It doesn‘t seem that anyone would expect students to get a
cash advance to buy a gift for them." he said.

Now that all of those reached their limit. Stevens' life doesn't

seem to get any easier.

Forgue recommends that students use their college status as a
crutch. “There is an advantage to being poor (in this case)? he said.

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l)an Rowland thinks it's difficult for
anyone to avoid being a humanities scholar.
at least on an amateur level.

The director of the Gaines Center for the
Humanities and associate professor of histo
ry says the study encapsulates statements
“by human beings. about human beings."

That means fine art. architecture. litera
ture and other things we are constantly sur-
rounded by are all a part of humanities.

Every year. the John R. and Joan B.
(iaines Fellowships in the Humanities offer
10 to 13 juniors the opportunity to study the
discipline on a more structured plane.

Applications are available for students
who wish to take part in this program next
year. The fellowships are designed for out-
standing undergraduates who wish to pur-
sue studies in humanities on an independent
level during their last two years of school.

Students of all majors are encouraged to
apply. The program allows its participants to
form bonds with fellow students and faculty.
working with advisers to design his or her
own course of study and devoting time week.
ly to social events at the center.

Students eligible for the fellowship must
be enrolled at UK or one of its community
colleges and must have two years of under-
graduate study remaining. They are normal-
ly expected to have a grade point average of
3.5 or higher.

The program also requires some time
commitment from its students. Junior fel-
lows participate in a four-how seminar each
semester. which is heavy on reading and
writing assignments.

They also complete jury projects, which
are comprised of designs meant to benefit
the community. Examples of previous pro-
jects include designs for a mediation center
downtown and a web site that explored spiri-

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Judge rules against manual

'They won. We Iost’: Gore attorneys say they will appeal
circuit judge ruling against manual recounts in Florida

ASSOCIATED PRESS

TALLAHASSEE. Fla. (‘ircuit Judge
N. Sanders Sauls on Monday rejected Al
Gore's request for a manual recount of
thousands of contested ballots in Florida‘s
presidential election. and refused the vice
president's request to overturn George W.
Bush‘s certified statewide victory.

The vice president “failed to carry the
requisite burden of proof" in the unprece-
dented legal challenge to Bush's 51i7~vote
certified victory. Sauls said in a ruling that
Gore's lawyers appealed even before the
crowd cleared from his courtroom.

”They won. We lost. We're appealing."
said attorney David Boies. who represents
the vice president.

“A lawyer is always happy when he

wins.“ exulted attorney Barry Richard.
who represented Bush in Sauls‘ courtroom.

The ruling was a major turning point
in the nation's election drama. and capped
a day of suspenseful legal developments
that ranged from the US. Supreme Court
to the Florida Supreme Court. to the trial
court where the jurist with the southern
drawl presided over a hurry-up trial.

Reading aloud to a packed courtroom
and nationwide television audience. Sauls
cattle down on Bush‘s side of the case on
point after point.

He said county canvassing boards in
Palm Beach Miami-Bade and Nassau Coun-
ties had all acted within their discretion in
the way they handled vote tabulations.

He said there was “no authority under
Florida law" for certifying an incomplete

manual recount” or for submitting returns
after a deadline fixed by the state Supreme
Court, a vindication of the actions of Secre-
tary of State Katherine Harris. who certi-
fied Bush the winner.

And he said that while the record
shows “voter error and/or less than total
accuracy in regard" to the results in Palm
Beach and Miami counties. these problems
"cannot support or affect any recounting."

lore asked for a ruling overturning
Bush‘s certified 537-vote victory in Florida.
and to order a manual recount of an esti-
mated 14.000 ballots in Palm Beach and Mi-
ami-Dade Counties. The vice president's le-
gal team also sought to change the official
vote certification in Nassau County. al-
though only 51 votes were involved there.

The Bush team argued there was no
reason for the recount. and said the Texas‘
governor had been certified properly by
Secretary of State Katherine Harris. on the
basis of tallies submitted by the canvassing
boards in all 67 Florida counties.

Leon County Circuit Judge ll. Sanders Suds
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God
bless the
Smashing
Pumpkins."

- Smasllng
Pinkins leader
My Corgan's
closrng words at
the group's final
show, a 4 l/Z-
hour marathon
Saturday in
Chicago.

HASA officials talk solar panels

SPACE CENTER. Houston .. NASA officials
were assessing their options early Monday about
when to finish unfurling the international space
station‘s newly attached set of powerful solar
panels. The debut of the $600 million solar wings
was incomplete as only the right panel was de-
ployed Sunday. Although the right wing has
started generating electricity. some of its tension
cables appeared to be slack. Engineers are trying
to figure out ifthis will be a problem in unfurling
the left wing and if that can be done Monday or
should be delayed until Tuesday. when astro—
nauts on the space shuttle Endeavour conduct
their second of three spacewalks during this mis-
sion.

Guns blaze in Bethlehem

JERUSALEM Heavy gunbattles raged
overnight in what the Israeli army said was an
apparent attempt by Palestinian gunmen to take
over an Israeli enclave in Bethlehem. Palestini
ans said the lighting broke out after soldiers and
Jewish settlers attacked Muslim worshippers.
The confrontation lasted hours and at one point.
Israeli helicopters aiming at Palestinian gunmen
fired tWo rockets at the Aida refugee camp near
Bethlehem in the West Bank. the army said.
'l‘welve Palestinians were injured. including two
who were in serious. condition with gunshot
wounds. Palestinian hospitals said.

Congress reconvenes

WASHINUTON The presidential transi-
tion is the first order of business as Congress rev
turns from a threeweek recess to confront lin-
gering disputes with the current president and
uncertainty about the next one. A House Govern
ment Reform subcmnmittee called a hearing
Monday on the refusal of the General Services
.~\dministration to release $3.3 million in transi-
tion funds to either Republican George W. Bush
or Democrat .-\I (lore because it‘s still uncertain
which will be sworn in as president. Reps.
Stephen Ilorn. R-(‘alif.. and .lim Kolbe. R-Ariz..
sent a letter to the head of the GSA last week sav-
ing the money should be given immediately to
Bush. and that failure to do so could impede a
smooth handover of power from the Clinton ad»
ministration.

Zapatista leader ready to negotiate
MEXICO CITY liven before he completed
his victory lap around the country. Mexico‘s new

THE 3055:
Bruce
Sui-«tun.
who recently
wrote a song
about the 1999
police slaying
of a West
African immi-
grant, has
received a
humanitarian
award from the
NAACP.
"Humanitarian
ls too big a
work for what I
do." the rocker
said Sunday as
he accepted the
award.

MADE HIS DAY:
American movie
icon Clint
Eastwood and
ballet dancer
Mikhail
Baryshnikov
took their place
Sunday with
three other
master per-
formers from
the worlds of
film. state and
music as
Kennedy Center
honorees. A
White House
reception was
held for the
honorees.

president scored another major victory, bringing
the nation’s most famous rebel group back to the
negotiating table. Vicente Fox. who became Mexi-
co's first opposition president in 71 years Friday,
made immediate overtures to the Zapatista rebels
in southern Chiapas state, whose 1994 rebellion
had been a thorn in the government’s side ever
since. Zapatista leader Subcomandante Marcos
said Saturday that while he still distrusted Fox,
his fighters were ready t' return to peace talks. He
even said he would travel to Mexico City personal-
ly to push for an Indian-rights law in Congress.

Pakistan makes peace offering to India

ISLAMABAD. Pakistan 4— Pakistan made a
new offer in its long and bitter dispute with India
over Kashmir, saying for the first time that it
will not oppose one-on-one talks between Kash-
miri separatists and the Indian government. The
statement was a significant concession from Pak-
istan, which in the past has said it must be in.
cluded in any negotiations on Kashmir. a Hi-
malayan region that has been a focus of bitter
contention with India for decades. The offer
comes amid renewed violence in Indian-ruled
Kashmir. where an explosion Monday in Bara-
mullah killed one soldier and injured several oth-
ers. Four civilians were also hurt, officials said.

‘Simpsons' creator lives 'Life in Hell'

LOS ANGELES -— Before “The Simpsons"
came "Life in Hell“ for Matt Groening. The 46
year—old cartoonist says he created the "Life in
Hell“ weekly comic strip in 1977 to vent his frus-
trations about living in Los Angeles. “When I
moved to Los Angeles, I thought it was horrible."
Groening said. In addition to running a comic
book publishing company and producing the third
season of "Futurama," he still draws “Life in
Hell." whose caustic rabbits inspired some of the
characters on “The Simpsons." “Because these en.
terprises have gotten so big, a lot of the fun stuff
gets taken away from me and I end up sitting in re
ally boring meetings about budgets and schedul-
ing." he said. “It’s fun to go home or to my studio,
sit down with a blank sheet of paper and draw a
cartoon all by myself.“

Lakers win 99-97

LOS ANGELES 7 Hack-a-Shaq made life diffi-
cult Sunday night for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Kobe Bryant scored 23 of his 38 points in the sec-
ond half. and also had 10 rebounds and six assists
as the Lakers continued their domination over
Dallas by beating the Mavericks 99-97. Shaquille
()‘Neal added 25 points and 14 rebounds for the
Lakers. but was only 5-0f—19 from the free throw
line. and spent time on the bench late in the game
when it was obvious Dallas wanted to foul him in-
tentionally to send him to the line. Dirk Nowitzki
led the Mavericks with 25 points and 11 rebounds.
Michael Finley scored 22 points. and Howard Eis-
ley added 14 points and 10 assists for Dallas.

 

 

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enough to pay the interest," he
said. “Doing it this way will
take a long time to pay 0

He said the most easily ac-
cessed credit cards that stu-
dents get (particularly the ones
Stevens has) are set up to take
seven or even eight years to
pay ofi‘, even if the card never
gets used again.

“There are places on the
web to calculate to see how
much you need to pay to get the
card paid off (within a certain
amount of time)," Forgue said.

Other than decreasing bal-
ances and shopping around for
the lowest annual percentage
rate, Forgue hesitantly suggest-
ed students get two credit
cards. One to use for conve-
nience purposes that the stu-
dent pays off each month, and

another to carry a balance on
with a low rate.

“It seems that students of-
ten use cards for convenience
purposes,” he said. “They get
charged interest for all these
convenience purposes."

Forgue said students then
suffer from not paying the bal-
ance in full.

“(Having two cards) would
add discipline to purchasing
items on a card," he said.

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Senior fellows must com—
plete six to 15 hours of indepen-
dent study, during which time
they work closely with faculty
advisers to develop a senior
thesis. These theses must be de
fended orally before a three
member committee during their
last semester in the program.

The fellowship also has per-
sonal rewards. Senior history
and classics major Brian Lush

noted several aspects of the pro
gram that he enjoys, including
the time he spends socially with
other fellows. He also enjoys us-
ing the community as what he
called an interactive learning
environment.

“I think it's a really impor-
tant part of campus," he said.

He doesn’t mind the money
either. Junior fellows receive a
stipend of $2,000 for the year.
Seniors receive $3,000.

Amy Shelton, a senior
Spanish and linguistics major,
also thinks highly of the pro-
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Two of the quotes appearing in the GIF'I‘ program story on
Nov. 27 were incorrectly attributed to Lisa Collins, the assis-
tant dean of the graduate school. Also, juniors and seniors are
not eligible for this program. The graduate school address is 359

Patterson Office Tower.

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According to Merriam Webster‘s dictionary.
is either “A great antagonist expected to fill the world with

wickedness..." or "a false Christ.“

80 which one is Marilyn Manson? Judging from his latest

release he falls into the first category.

Initially. Holywood sounds like Mechanical Animals pre—
tending to be Antichrist Superstar. This is not surprising since

it was envisaged as the completion of a trilogy.

What this melange does. though. is prevent Holyrcood from
having either the seductive aura of Mechanical Animals or the
virulent edge of Antichrist Superstar. Roughly halfway through
this ceases to be an issue as the thematic intent and grandiose
posturing become more obvious with songs reminiscent of The

Wall-era Pink Floyd.

Part of the appeal and part of the problem with Manson is
his self-professed narcissus narcosis. He seems unable to recon—
cile confusing himself with Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald si-

an Antichrist

multaneously. If you think about it. this is emblematic of much ‘

of our contemporary malaise.

Having tapped into this vein. like sotne miserable parasite. and being able to share that is the
level on which Manson still succeeds, Besides. Antichrist or not. the man would be sexy in pajamas.

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Things Fall Apart

By Jeremy Russell
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

“I like the video for "Strii‘i‘**ers lnc,"
because I think it‘s petty anrl cheap yet in
telligent and the song is all liliisl‘
things." Trent Reznor said.

liver since Andy Warhol col;
lapsed the distinction between what
properly constitutes art and what
doesn't. it hasn‘t mattered what one
tends to exalt or demote Hence. the
popular aversion to Warhol People
are inclined to operate as it‘ distinc
tions could still be made while harbor-
ing the suspicion that he was right
and hold this against him.

What this means is that it doesn't
matter if Trent Reznor is (misicon-
strued as a genius.

It doesn‘t matter it the man echoes
Warhol‘s approach by taking what is
immaculate and sophisticated and
making it common by getting it dirty
or vice versa. It doesn‘t matter if the
project is [wrpetuatecl with the appropr
ations and expropriations that compri
the new batch of I‘VTIfll/t’ remixes 'I'hi
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