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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON,

VOL IX
STROLLERS COME OUT
WITH "UNDER

JCY.,

MARCH 20, 19J9

YOU CAN ALWAYS
."THE TWO VIRTUES" IS
TELL A KENTUCKIAN

COVER" "You all' is Responsible For

Good

PHILOSOPHY CHOICE

Fortune of Miss Remon, Former

Carroll M. Sachs, of Baltimore's "Little Theatre,"
Has Been Engaged as
Professional Coach
THIRTEEN IN THE CAST
"Under Cover" has be'on practically

Student Here.
"You all," that lovable old
is responsible for the good
fortune of one of Kentucky's
students, Miss Frieda Lemon.
Miss Lemon is in New York, and for
many days has been hunting for the

decided on as the play the Stroller's

kind of work she wanted
University dramatic organization, will any other, but looking in
give this spring. It Is a modern play, approached the manager
in direct contrast with "Mice and ployment agency, told him
Men," 1918 Stroller play. "Under
er," will be presented about May

Cov1.

May 1.

It is distinctively a detective story.
The scenes are laid around the Custom House at the Port of New York
and the plot deals with the smuggling
of a valuable rope of pearls, the ultiof the smugglers
and the breaking up of the gang. It is
a strong play, according to authority,
mate apprehension

and bids fair to be the best the Strollers have ever attempted.
There are parts for eight men and
s
five women.
for the parts
will be held next week, and it is
planned to produce the show about
May 1.
Carroll M. Sachs, manager of the
"Little Theatre," of Baltimore, Md.,
will come to Lexington about April 20
to put the finishing touches on the
play. While in Lexington Mr. Sachs
will lecture on the "Little Theatre"
movement in America.
The picking of the cast and the preliminary work will be in charge of the
Stage Manager after the usual custom.
Grover Creech, former president of
the Strollers, is Stage Manager this
year.
Emery Frazier, a Stroller of several
years' experience, who recently returned to school will try out.

former

merous fruitless attempts,

more than
vain.

She

of an
of her

emnu-

and ended

her prologue with, "And maybe you
all can help me."
"You are from Kentucky, aren't
you?" the man asked and immediately
gave Miss Lemon the position she
wanted.
Her employer, Impressed
with her ability, has written to a professor on the campus, asking for her
record in the institution.
ambitions
Miss Lemon harbors
which she prefers to keep concealed
for the time, but the Kernel prophesies
her ultimate accomplishment of all
them.

Try-out-

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FIRST BASEBALL
DATE CHANGED
The date of the opening baseball
game on the University of Kentucky's
schedule has been changed from April
S to April 11, when the Wildcats will
meet Georgetown's Tigers on Stoll
Field. The schedule remains the same
as announced in last week's Kernel,
with the exception of the addition of
two games. On May 3, the Wildcats
will play University of Cincinnati at
Cincinnati.
The second game with
Georgetown will be played in Georgetown May 13.

NEW CLUB MEETS
The Romance Language Club will
meet Monday evening, March 24, at
7:14 o'clock in Professor Zembrod's
class room. An interesting program
has been arranged and the committee
on a constitution will make a report.

UNIVERSITY WILL GET
SCOVELL PARK SOON

City Commissioners Grant
Debated Tract to School,
Not Known What Will
Be Made of it.
Formal announcement of the action
of the Board of Commissioners at the
meeting of last Friday, when it was
ordered that Scovell Park be given to
the University of Kentucky with only
one or two minor rights reserved by
the city, has been received by President Frank L. McVey.
In the communication sent President
McVey by Commissioner Dunlap, a
copy of the resolution adopted by the
Board of Commissioners was enclosed
that a thoro understanding of the offer made by the city might be had by
President McVey. While no formal answer has been sent by President McVey, If statements of many of the faculty and President McVey during the
recent controversy which occurred
when sale of the park was proposed,
are to be considered, it is probable that
the park will be heartily accepted by
the University.

Literary Society's Annual
Play is Selected; Tryouts
For Parts Were Held
Wednesday Night
"The Two Virtues," by Alfred Sutro,
will be given some time this semester
as the annual play of the Philosophlan
Literary Society. Tryouts were held
Wednesday night, after the regular
meeting, under the direction of Mrs.
Sallie Bullock Cave, of the Lexington
College of Music.
The program of last week's meeting,
held at Patterson Hall, consisted of a
discussion of the play and the playwright, by Miss Virginia Helm Milner.
Alfred Sutro is well known as one of
the most prominent English dramatists
of today. He is compared, to his disadvantage with his contemporary, Bernard Shaw, who is the author of "You
Never Can Tell," the play presented
by the society last year; but in spite
of this fact, "The Two Virtues," has
attained a popularity In literary circles, which makes it noteworthy.
The plot is unusually clever. An
English bachelor, whose only hobby is
reading and writing histories, seeks
to protect himself from the matrimonial designs of his titled sister and the
marriageable ladies of her set, by posing as a heartbroken lover, unable ,to
reconcile himself to the loss of his
fiancee, who jilted him a week before
the date set for their wedding. How he
meets the only girl, and ultimately
wins her is worked out in a remarkably charming way by the dramatist.
There are eight characters, three of
which are male. Owing to the fact
that only members of the society are
eligible to take parts, it will be necessary for girls- to play the male as well
as the female characters.
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VARSITY DEBATING
TEAMS CHOSEN

Trials for places on the
debate teams were held in Union
Literary Society Tuesday evening,
March 18.
They resulted in the choosing of J.
P. Barnes and Goebel Porter of the
Union Society to represent the University In the debate against Transylvania. The intercollegiate debate will
be held on April 24. The proposition
to be discussed Is, "Resolved, That
the American system of trial by Jury
should bo abolished," (Constitutionality admitted.)
These men will represent Union in
PROF. JILL30N RE3IGN8.
the
debate for the Barker
Trophy Cup, which will be held after
The resignation of Professor W. R. the intercollegiate
debate this year.
Jillson, assistant professor of geology
at the University of Kentucky, was
WHAT ABOUT IT?
received Wednesday In the office of
the dean of the College of Arts and
Dame Rumor has it that there is
Science. Professor Jillson was recent- soon to bo a tug of war between the
ly appointed to the ofice of Commis- malo members of the Freshman and
sioner of Geology and Foresty and Sophomore classes. The report has
not been verified yet.
Stute Geologist.
lnter-societ-

No. 15

SOME FRESHMAN MUST
LEXINGTON
HAVE WRITTEN THIS

High Schools Play Hard For
Sate Championship; Game
One of Best Seen Here
This Season

all entered upon new dignity, all on
St. Patrick's day in the mornin'.

GETS

B1T

St. Patrick's Day. Sees Modest Fresh
men Discard Green Arm Bands.

Just when other folks were celebrat
ing by wearin' a bit o' the green, the
Freshmen took off their armbands, and

HP

TREATMENT

PRAISED

The Senior Court had decreed the
wearing of the green, and the court

The Lexington High School basket
was obeyed. Any time last fall our ball quintet won the high school chamfreshmen could be seen with the naked pionship of Kentucky last Saturday in
eye, as It were. He wore the sign of
a fast game with the Somerset High
his servitude, a simple band of the School team in the gymnasium at the
colour of old Ireland and foolish ignor- University of Kentucky. The game,
ance since Shakespeare (you knew it which resulted In a score of 21 to 17
was coming), had Hamlet shriek at
in favor of the Lexington High School,
Ophelia "Thou green girl!" They wore
was the final of the tournament held
those bands sheepishly, carelessly, and under th auspices of the University
a few, a bit proudly, proud to belong Athletic Committee Friday and Satur
to the class of '21.
day of last week. By the victory LexBut now we all know the Freshmen. ington won the State championship
There are at least two men on the bas- silver loving cup presented to the win
ketball team, and we can identify ning team by the University of Kennameless
other tall solemn-facetucky.
youths that haunt the campus and
Eight Schools Represented
library as brother Freshmen for the
Eight high schools were represented
green has served Its purpose Erin
at the Kentucky High School Athletic
go Bragh!
Association Tournament, playing in
the following order:
Lexington
High 27
Winchester
BIGGER MEN TO SPEAK Model High.
Somerset High 30 Danville High,
d

T0Y.M.C.A.

24.

Dr. McVey Tells University
Plans For "Bigger and
Better" "Y" With Students' Help

Paris High 46 Georgetown High 11.
Somerset High, 26 Paris High, 21.
Winchester
Lexington High 41
High 10.
Fight Narorws Down
Thus the fight for the championship
narrowed down to two teams, Lexing
ton and Somerset. Both schools have
been rivals for several years, and the
s
was freely
result of the
prophesied even before the tournament
began. The fact that Lexington won
from Somerset in the tournament last
year served to create still more inter
est in the finals of this year. The two
schools have for the past several years
produced the best basketball teams in
the State, and it is. natural that a
game played between these two teams
should have attracted a record breaking crowd.
Best Men in Lineup.
The game between tho two high
schools to decide the championship

Lexington High

52

Carrollton High

The University of Kentucky was represented at the eighth annual meeting
of the State Y. M. C. A. at Louisville,
Thursday and Friday of last week by
President Frank L. McVey, Dean Paul
Boyd, and Judge Lyman Chalkley of
the faculty; Robert J. Raible, from the
student body, and Ralph W. Owens,
the Y. M. C. A. secretary of the University.
President McVey made a short address at the morning session of the
conference, in which he told of the future Y. M. C. A. plans for the University of Kentucky. They included the
erection of a large Y. M. C. A. building
on the campus; securing better rooming facilities for students;
and the
bringing of big men hero to speak to
the student body. He said that the
greatest fault he finds with the
LITERARY SOCIETY
student is that his vision is
WILL GIVE PARTY
not largo enough; that he is not look-'nforward in a big enough way into
Invitations have been received by
tho future. This he hopes to rectify the students taking work in the Deby bringing the biggest men in the partment
of Education
and their
country here to speak to the students. friends, to a party which will be given
Saturday night, March 22, at Patterson Hall, under the auspices of tho
STROLLERS ACCEPT
NEW MEMBERS Horace Mann Literary Society.
This Is the first uffair of tho kind
Friduy afternoon the Strollers will that the Horace Mann has ever tried.
givo a tea to now members in the JourProfessor and Mrs. Noe and Profesnalism rooms. Tho new members will sor and Mrs. Baker will be chaperones
bo received at this time.
for the evening.
semi-final-

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cessful that the athletic committee
was played Saturday afternoon In tho
will repeat it next year nnd advertise
University RymnaBlum nnd proved to
It more extensively in order to Interest
bo the roughest, fastest and most Inevery high school In tho State.
teresting game of tho tournament.
The game Btarted with Lexington's
and Somerset's host men In tho lineup and the first score was mado by
on a foul throw. Tho gamo was
rough thruout, particularly In tho first
half, with 14 personal fouls called
Somerset got a lead early In the
first period, but when the half closed
the score stood 10 to 10. Of this
score, McEwIn, of Somerset, throwing
fouls with the surety of much expo
rlence, made six points out of eight
free throws. The other four points
were made by Flippln, big Somerset
center, and Lewis, tho smallest player
on the visiting team, each making one
field goal.
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CUP

FOR BIG LOVIHG

Sigma Nu Has Chance to Re
tain Cup By Winning
Schedule This Year
The first of the series of
nity basketball games was

inter-frate-

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and 20c, War

10c.

Tax Included

EARLY SPRING
SECOND ORCHESTRAL
PATTERSON SELECTS
TWO DEBATERS CONCERT TO BE HELD
SHOWING OF
The debaters of tho Patterson Lit
erary Society, chosen Tuesday night,
were W. C. Itedwino and J. W.
with Holland Bryon nnd H. B.
McGregor ns first and second alter
nates, respectively. Mr. Kallbrier and
Mr. Itedwino are both from tho law
school and have been prominent in
Literary Society work since their entrance to the college. The Patterson
is looking forward to victory over Centre and later over Union in the Joint
debate for the possession of the. Bark
er trophy.
.

Thursday night, March

13,

Loving Cup Presented.

The loving cup given by the Athletic
Committee of the University of Ken
tucky was presented to Captain Gilbert
Smith, of the Lexington high five,
by Charles Planck, cheer leader of the
University.
Scores and lineups follow:
Somerset
Lexington.
McEwen (2)
F
Powell (10)
Lewis (4)
F
Bill King (4)
C
Flippln (2)
Dud King
G
Clark (2)
Smith
Carr
Bowerman (2)...G
Substitutions Somerset: Scott for
Flippln. Foul goals thrown For Lexington: Bill King, 5 out of 10; Dud
King, none out of two; For Somerset:
McEwen, 7 out of 10. Time of Halves
20 minutes.
Referee Hansen, Transylvania College.
It has been the pleasure of the University to entertain the members of
the teams engaged in the tournament
and the athletic committee feels that It
has more than been repaid by the expressions of pleasure and appreciation
which the teams without exception tendered. Eight men from each school
were provided with lodging and food
while here. Most of the teams were
quartered at the Phoenix Hotel and the
others at the other hotels of the city.
All meals were taken at the University cafeteria and the opinion was
unanimous that mother has a rival In
home-ec- .
each
The tournament has been so suc
co-e-

The second of n scries of
concerts by tho University orchestra
under tho direction of Professor Carl

to

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QUALITY WORSTEDS

Tho good reliable, all woolen fabric
Lamport, head of tho Department of thnt holds Its shape splendidly under
all conditions nnd loks like new after
Music, will bo given In chapel Sunday a year's service.
afternoon at 3 o'clock. The first coni,
SUITS AND TOP COATS
cert which was given two weekB ago
was quite successful, from tho standpoint of a music critic; and was well
attended.
The concert Is open to all students
and friends of tho University,

,

'

POPULAR PRICES.

$25,00

$27.50,

$30.00

$32.50,

$35.00,

$37.50

and result
in favor of

ed in a score of

23

Sigma Nu over Kappa Alpha.
games are being
The
nlaved In the Gymnasium to decide
which of the eight Greek letter frater
nities shall be awarded the loving cup

Ju s t right

Spring Suits
HATS,

The winning team is allowed to keep
Clark, of Somerset, made the first the cup until it is won by another
goal in the second half, putting Somer team. In case the same fraternity's
set in tho lead, but the Lexington five
team wins the cup for two consecusoon overtook their opponents and kept
tive years, it becomes the property of
a few points ahead, altho at no time
the winners. The Sigma Nu fraternity
was the score safe.
has held the cup for one year, and unSomerset Man Goes Out.
In the second half, Flippin committed his fourth personal foul and had to
be nut off the floor. Scott went in at
center in his place. Bill King played
carefully to avoid a fourth foul which
would take, him out of the game. Be
sides the substitution of Scott for Flip-pino other substitutions were made
by either side.
A crowd filling the balconies and the
sidelines swarmed into the gymnasium
before the game began and the cheers
for both sides rang out for every brilliant play.

N

played

y

Powell, of Lexington high, playing at
forward with Bill King, was the bright
est star. Bill King, playing an un
usually .fast game, was off on foul goal
throwing.

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10 A. M. to 11 P. M.

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SHOES
and
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less defeated in the contests this year,,
it will become the permanent possession of the cup.
Three of the four preliminary games
have been played, and the fourth, the
Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Pi Kappa Alpha game, was played Wednesday
night. In the peceding games, Sigma
Nu won from Kappa Alpha. Alpha
Tau Omega won from Kappa Sigma,
and Sigma Chi won from Phi Delta
Theta.
The lineups of the teams were:
Sigma Nu
Kappa Alpha
F
Shaw
Faulkner
Barnes, Clare.... F
Wallace
C
Gray
Gorman
Grehan, Davis.... G
Wllkerson
G
Colpittts
Stiles
The second game was played Monday night, resulting in a victory for
Alpha Tau Omega over Kappa Sigma
by a score of 18 to 9. The lineups were:
Alpha Tau Omega
Kappa Sigma
Watson
F
Lee Oldham
Walker
Wedekemper
F
Wallingford
C
Thompson
Barlow
Dabney
G
Bell
Duncan.
G
Green
The Sigma Chi team defeated the
Phi Delta Theta by a score of 12 to 6.
In the first half the score was very
close, and each team fought hard to
gain a lead. The playing of Anderson
and Dodge won the game for the Sigma Chis in the last half. The lineups
were:
Sigma Chi
Phi Delta Theta
Anderson
F
Shouse
Anion
F
Young
Dodge
C
Jim Park
Thompson, Erabry G
Owen
G
White
Smith Parks
"Daddy" Boles, Athletic Director of
the University, acted as referee for all
the games.
After the last game of the series has
s
been played the
will be
played to decide who shall contest
s
in the finals. The
will prob
ably bo held next week and the finals-thfirst week In April.
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lution has brought great bloodshed and
suffering. It can scarcely bo argued,

Prof. E. C. Mabio has been appointed
however, that the misery so caused State representative
of tho Drama
has been comparable In amount to the' League of America. Ho will superinslaughter on either sido in tho Great tend the establishment of league cenWar or more than Is to bo expected in ters In tho State aner control tho pub(Dr. Calhoun at Y. M. C. A.)
tho ordinary courso of any thorogoing licity work of tho community drama.
Dr. A. W.'Caliioun, professor of So- Revolution. It does not seem, there- Professor Mabio believes his work In
with tho extenciology, gave tho first address at the fore, that tho western nations' objec- this field will dovetail
sion work of tho University.
"Forum of World Events," In tho Y. tion to tho Bolshevist regime can be
M. C. A. rooms Thursday afternoon, on tho ground of tho Bolshevist meth
ANYTHING FOR DELAY
March 13. His subject was "Russia ods; it must bo an objection to the
Bolshevism was Bolshevist purpose namely tho overand Bolshevism."
"Pvt. Blank," said the colonel seconsidered from tho standpoint of Its throw of capitalism, the abolition of verely, reprimanding a doughboy for
breach of military regulations,
effect on business and government. Dr.
property Income, and the establish- a minor
Calhoun said In part:
"What would you do If I should tell
ment of a commonwealth in which tho
you that you were to be shot at sun"Russian economic development has
only way to get a living will be by rise?"
never given rise to a dominant
"Gosh, colonel," replied the Yank,
capitalist
class, nor has it eradi- working.
disposition to
The struggle against Bolshevism is, watching the shadow of a grin steal
cated the fundamental
projects inherent in the therefore, nothing more nor less than over his officer's face, "I'd sure pray
Russian people. Consequently when an effort to maintain as long as possi- for a cloudy day." Indianapolis Star.
the revolution overthrew the old reble, the private ownership of land and
"ESPECIALLY."
gime, power soon passed, not to the
Industry and the consequent dominbusiness interests, but to the only othIt was the company regulation that
er possible sovereign the hitherto un- ance of the propertied interests In poprivileged masses.
Moderate social- litical and general social affairs. The there was to be no smoking in the
ists, obsessed with the fatalistic view "menace of Bolshevism" is not primar- barracks. Two or three offenders having been caught, the lieutenant, at a
that in order to reach the
ily a danger of choas, bloodshed, and
retreat formation, was again cautioncommonwealth, Russia would have to
terror, tho incidentally more or less of
ing the men. He ended his talk with
go thru a tedious course of economic
these evils are sure to attend the so- the following words: "And, furtherevolution, such as had been experienced in the western nations, and not cial revolution; the menace Is rather more, I want it understood that there
considering that Russia might con against the system of capitalist own will be absolutely no smoking in the
barracks," he paused, and then added,
ceivably skip the capitalist era and ership of industry and the social
"especially at night." The Gas Bag.
develop her existing
ma
attendant thereon. Bolshe
chinery into a universal social democvists are more hated than ordinary
racy, counselled patience and delay.
AG. MEMBERS TO
Socialists, principally because there is
The radicals, however, believed in the
ALLOW ECS. TO PRIMP
possibility of speedily attaining the more prospect of their carrying their
Next week the Ag. Society and the
socialist goal and swung into power by point quickly enough to matter.
Home Ec. Society will hold a joint
virtue of the boldness of their position
meeting in the Ag. Society's room on
Editor's Note Since Professor Calthat the people should forthwith dis
the second floor of the Ag. building.
possess capitalist and landlord and houn's speech was put into type,, the
Refreshments will be served after the
operative production solely for the Kernel has heard of strong criticism
program has been completed.
common good. Thus arose the regime of certain statements of the speaker.
The speakers for the evening will be
of Bolshevism.
It has been impossible to obtain any the heads of departments, Dean CoopThe Bolshevist is not different from direct criticism, so the Kernel refers
er and Miss McKinnon. The meeting
the ordinary Socialist in his goal a the speech to the judgment of its read
will start promptly at 7:30, the hour
commonwealth in which all essential ers.
being put off a half an hour to allow
means of production shall, be collec
the Home Ecs. to "primp" after supper.
tive property, administered democra
BASKETBALL AS IT
tically for the general good. He differs
VANITY
THE
ISN'T OR "A SCREAM"
merely in his determination to bring
Of the Innumerable stories told oC
the consummation to pass forthwith
vanity, none surpasses:
"When is a basketball game not a the
by any means in his power. Bloodshed basketball game?"
one concerning a little incident that
may be regrettable,
but to him it
"When the S. A. E.'s and Pi Kajo get took place on board a British warship
seems that a quick, sharp pang soon together."
a few years ago. The recently deover with hurts a nation less than a
Then it's a scream.
posed Emperor was being entertained
out agony of oppression . The third fraternity basketball game
at dinner during a visit to the British
and misery accepted in the name of of the season was played in the Uni
fleet, and, when smoking began, took
moderation and patience.
versity gymnasium Wednesday night, up a cigar and looked around for a
Bolshevism gives suffrage only to resulting In an easy win for the Sig cutter. One not being handy, an offiorganized workers Persons that live, Alph quintet by a 23 to 4 score. Pi cer immediately offered him a pennot by labor but on income from prop Kappa Alpha trailed.
knife, which William used and reerty, can get a vote only by going to
Lack of team play was the most turned with the solemn remark, "Keep
work. Professional men and other un glaring fault of the contest. "Treat 'em it, and guard it well; one day it will
organized workers can get a vote by rough," must have been the motto of be historic." Tho Argonaut.
organizing. Under the Bolshevist re each team; for from whistle to whistle,
gime, the government becomes trans there was scarcely a minute that some
IT WASN'T THE CAT.
formed into a federation of industrial body didn't take a nose dive, assisted
"Vile creature!" roared Smith, tho
unions; political institutions thus be or unassisted, onto tno nanlwood. The new boarder, as he gazed at the four
come essentially economic.
reforeo was kept busy calling fouls ounces of butter, then at the cat,- and
The western governments havo so and breaking up clinches.
then at the landlady who, with the air
Cardwell, Triplett and Jack Whit- - of injured innocence, was holding out
far refused to recognize tho Bolshevist
regime. Numerous reasons are alleged. ford wore tho shining lights for Pi K. for his inspection the microscopic porIt Is charged that tho Bolshevist lead A. Tho tirst named proved to bo a tion of the luxury referred to.
ers were in league with tho Kaiser living example of Why Patt Hall girls
"Yes, sir," said tho good woman,
This is probably true In tho same como to fraternity basketball games. "that's all that's left of the pound o'
sense as that George Washington was Jack Whitford, passing thru a broken butter as I left on tho table this morn-- .
in the league with the supreme despot Held, would have reached the end of in', an' on comln' into tho room I saw
of Europe in tho struggle against Eng the floor once, if ho hadn't, In his flight, that thievin' animal
comfortland. Certainly tho propaganda of Bol decided to go in for fancy aviation.
able on tho mat
his chops."
shovism undermined
the Kaiser's
Clarence Wood. Raymond Conne'.I
"Vile creaturo!" cried Smith to tho
throne as surely as the contagion of and Duano Rogers played best for S. cat again, "to steal my butter. Yes'
the American Revolution unsettled the A. E. Tho first was graceful, tho sec- he went on, "and so as to make mo
seat of Louis XVI. Nor does more al ond outstanding because of his make- suspect poor Miss Snuggs you cut it'
liunco with Germany count much in al up, while the third played real
with a knife!" Pittsburg Chronicle-- '
lied councils, for the Allies have
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