xt7jsx645j3q https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7jsx645j3q/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590319  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, March 19, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, March 19, 1959 1959 2013 true xt7jsx645j3q section xt7jsx645j3q 3 White Rats Lead A

Tripping a lever for a living may trol machine no that the feeder
A rat quickly learns whether his
not sound exciting, but three white dispenses a pellet after a set per- reward will be forthcoming after
rats in Neville Hall find it a steady iod of time or after the rat has he has made a certain number of
Job.
pressed the lever a certain number responses or after a period of time
are the principals of times.
Sometimes the feeder is set so
that no matter how many times
the rat trips the bar, he gets no
reward.

The animals

In a behavorial study experiment
being conducted by Dr. Fogle C.
Clark of the Psychology Department. They're placed in a cage in
a sound-probox and trained to
press a small
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lever
connected to an automatic feeder.
The reward is a tiny food pellet.
of

has passed, Dr. Clark said.
He then noted that a rat will
work hard and press the bar very
quickly if he learns he's on a response schedule, but that he will
sit back and relax If he thinks
the reward depends only on the
passage of time.

Connected to the lever Is recorder which charts the response pattern. Each time the animal presHut the experiment Isn't quite ses the bar, a needle on
the But hope burns eternal even in
that simple. Dr. Clark fouls up the machine moves slightly to the a rat! If the feeder is disconnectfood supply by adjusting the con- - left.
ed so that he gets no food for
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Lever-Trippin- g
responses, he still presses the bar.
He docs become discouraged however, and the
needle makes a
straighter line on the paper. Let
the feeder be turned on again,
however and he responds like mad,
Dr. Clark added.
Dr. Clark does not intend to
make any connections between his
rats' behavior in this experiment
and that of humans.
Drug companies do make similar
experiments with animals to observe the effects of certain medicines on human behavior, he said.

Next week, Dr. Clark hopes to
enlarge his experimental facilities
with four more rats, another
soundproof box, automatic feeder
and control center and recorder.
Pigeons are also studied in these
but are
behavorial experiments
much harder to train and do not
show as much Intelligence as rats,
Dr. Clark said.
He added that the rodents learn
to press the bar in five or ten minutes after they have been tamed
and become accustomed to the box
and the noise of the feeder.

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Tuesday night's meeting between
Congress Executive
Committee and Kernel and
representatives was afterwards termed "highly informative"
by both groups:.
Discussion
centered
around
Kernel editorial and news policies
and finances and the Kentuckian's
$40,000 in accumulated funds. The
meeting arose
from a Student
Congress motion that both the
publications'
policies
and the
Kentuckian's "surplus" be explain-

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Dick Roberts, Judiciary Committhat SC was "off base" In holding
tee chairman, and Bob Wainscott. the talks. "We feel we have the
right to ask these questions in beJim Hampton, Kernel editor-in-chie- f.
and Perry Ashley, Kernel half of the students," he added.

and Kentuckian business manager,
represented the two student pubmeeting.
lications at the two-hoPerlman and Wainscott said the
committee and SC never meant to
"investigate" either the newspaper
or the yearbook. Wainscott added
that he was disturbed by the editorial "A Note to Student Congbecause "we
ress" (March 12)
never intended to pull down the
ed.
Representing SC were Pete Terl-ma- pillars of the free press."
He also cited Dan Millott's compresident; Joanne Brown,
secretary; Jack Rlgby, treasurer; ment in his "On the Spot" column

questioned
The
Hampton on three general areas
of Kernel operations:
1. The staffing of the paper.
2. The Kernel's financial situation.
3. Policies governing publicity.
Hampton outlined the processes
of making appointments to the
editorial staff, and sketched the
editorial policy: "Anything that
appears on the editorial page, you
can blame on me personally," he
said. Although the editor does not
write all editorials himself, he edits
everything on the page.
The only set editorial policies, he
said, are bans on regular season
basketball games with U. of L. and

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Editor Discusses
Purpose Of Book Page
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"Perhaps the prime purpose of a
book page is to let people know
what is going on in the develop- n.ent of ideas on a rather simple
and popular level." Mrs. Barry
Bingham said Tuesday nlsht.
Speaking in the English Depart- incut Lecture Series, the editor of
"World of
tlie Courier-Journal- 's
Books." said there is a moral ob- ligation on the part of any responsible newspaper proprietor to
inform his readers about new
books.

"Despite the massive develop- ment of other media of communi
cation, the book is still the prime
source of information and insicht
into the tiends of a culture, that
dialogue which goes on in any
articulate society," she stated.
e
Although book review pages
Chicago are
New York and
publishers
never
as a public
continue to carry them
.service, Mrs. Bingham said.
The wife of the editor-in-chiand the
of the Courier-Journa number of
Louisville Times cited
facts and figures to show what she
called "the dismal state of affairs
in this country in regard to reading."
Americans read fewer books than
do any of the people of the other
Western democracies. In England
the percentage is three times n?
great as in the United States, and
the average person, whose formal
education stopped at 15. reads
more than our college graduates.
On the other hand. 25 per cut
of Aiuciican hkh school graduates.
1C. jur cent of college graduates
a! id '12 jcr cent of the nation's
tr.ukcis read ounic books.
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Jersey, has almost half as many
bookstores as the entire United
States.
Mrs. Bingham presented excerpts
from the earlier days of book re- Viewing and said contemporary
criticism has left any authoritarian
heights it may have once operated
upon.
book
Speaking on present-da- y
page editing, she said the Courier- Journal receives about 3.000 books
a vcar. oi wnicn it can review
ftbout 800 Ccrtain categories of
books are not reviewed, she said.
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such as westerns,
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which are plainly padded Ph.D.
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Rats! Rats! Rats!
Dr. Fogle C. Clark makes an adjustment on the control machine for
his behavorial study experiment. His little white friend seems
quite interested and for good reason. The machine controls his
food supply.

Johnson Is First
The 1959 SC presidential race beverages.
SC President Pete Perlman apwhen
was kicked off yesterday
Jerry Johnson, SP. announced his pointed Johnson chairman of the
candidacy for student body presi- committee to carry on the study of

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Johnson entered the race officially at the weekly meeting of
the Students' Party central committee yesterday afternoon. He is
the first candidate in either party
to announce for the top SC post.
will be seeking his
Johnson
party's nomination in the SP convention April 7.
SC Election Chairman Leroy
",,
set May 6 as the date for
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for
the SC general election at Moncost of each copy of the day night's meeting.
The
Kernel was estimated at "some-booJohnson is presently an SC repwhere over 10 cents." Ashley point-- " resentative from the College, of
ed out that the paper is not sub- -. Pharmacy. He has served
as
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chairman of the SC committee on
student insurance since September.
Student Congress voted on a
final student insurance plan Monday night.
Johnson's name has been mentioned by Students' Party sources
as a possible presidential candidate
for some time.
Johnson introduced a resolution
in the Student Congress meeting
to
Monday asking the assembly
consider action from UK in revising existing state laws on alcoholic

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he said. "We like to have people
come in about a week early and see
the daily editor for the day they
want the story to appear. If peo- early enough,
pie will come in
tlicy'll get it in."
Terry Ashley reported that the
Kernel cleared about $1,000 last
semester but that this, with Ker- nel Tress earnings, is earmarked
for payments on the Journalism
Building. A new press costing
about "0,000 may be needed soon,
he saitl- - and Par of the money

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his resolution.
Johnson will go into the April 7
Students' Party convention with
probable support from the Delt's 24
vote delegation. Johnson is a Delt
and his organization will have the
largest block of votes in the convention.
In the 1958 SP convention. 242
votes were cast in the presidential
balloting in which Pete Perlman
The
defeated Dan Millott 175-6SP convention committee anticipates
at least the same number of
delegates in the 1959 convention.
Under the rules of the convention, Johnson will need 55 per cent
of the total vote cast in the convention to be nominated.
Speculation about the SP vice
presidential nomination is still in
stages. Among those
the early
mentioned as possible candidates
by party
spokesmen are Leroy
McMullan, Jim Daniel, Garryl
Sipple and Bob Wainscott.
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beverages.
His resolution was divided into
two parts, the first dealing with
drinking in public places and the
second with allowing
the right to purchase alcoholic

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Books," explains "llie diinal state of atiairs in this country in
regard lo itM.hu;;." 'She sponc in Hit i:ii;lili Department Lecture

Ralph Managua and the Crew
Cuts will be featured in Memorial Coliseum in a concert during the Little Kentucky Derby
and not In
Weekend May
Memorial Hall as was published
in the Kernel jeslerday.

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Articles In Lost - And - Found
Have Estimated Value Of $200
others waiting to be claimed.
When someone comes to the
counter asking about a certain
article he is asked to give a
description of it and if his description and date reasonably
agree with that of the card on file
he is given the article.
On receiving the article ne signs
the card showing he has accepted
it as his and the card Is filed In
the claimed drawer of the file.
If the article is not claimed
within 30 days the person turning it in may claim it. But. as was
pointed out by Mrs. Evans, director of the SUB, every possible
effort is made to contact the owner
if the item has any names, addresses or identification of any
type on it.
counter is in
The
checking concession on the
the

By JAMF.S NOLAN

Approximately $200 worth of
Items lost by students have been
turned in nt the
department at the SUB this school
year.
These items fill n
filing cabinet, a locked cloi-hecloset and part of a floor to ceiling
shelf. They range in size from costume Jewelry to articles of clothlost-and-fou- nd

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David Stone displays some of the many arirc.es now on storage
department of the SUB. Many of the
in the
articles have been unclaimed although they were turned in last
September.
lost-and-fou-

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The group includes an assortment of costume jewelry, several
sets of keys, an array of fountain
pens, books, paper and pencils, a
numerous collection of umbrellas,
sport ..items ..as ..tennis ..racket
and a variety of clothing, shoes,
coats, hats, scarfs and gloves.
Every item was found by someone on campus and many have
been in. lost and found since September, and could now be claimed
by the person who found them.
Because of the large selection of
Items going in and out a record
Is kept on each one.
'
It works this way:
brought in,
When an article is
a numbered card is filledjout telling where, when and by whom
the article was found. It also gives
a brief description of the article.
This card is then filed in the lost
filing
drawer of the
system.
A label with a corresponding
number is then attached to the
item and it is stored with the
two-draw-

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Chamberlain welcomed the group.
J. T. Hatcher, president of the
state association, presided at the
morning session.

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Happiness." 1:00. 5:18. 9:36.
O. H. Roberts of Evansville. Ind.,
"Mississippi Gambler." 3:40.7:58.
past president of the National BEN ALI "Uncle Tom's Cabin."
School Board Association, was
1:07, 3:17, 5:27. 7:37. 9:4!).
principal speaker at the one-da- y
CIRCLE 25 "Anna Lurasta." 7:00.
meeting yesterday of the Kentuc-- I
10:40.
ky School Boards Association, held
"Machete." 9:12.
at the SUB.
FAMILY "Home Before Dark"
Roberts discussed studies of
7:00, 11:15.
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school
boards throughout
"In Between Age," 9:40.
country
made by the national KENTUCKY "The Remarkable
group. He has visitea many sucn
Mr. Pennypacker," 12:00, 1:56.
bodies in the United States.
3:54. 5:52. 7:50, 9:48.
Panel discussions of school tax STRAND "The Mating Game,"
rates, goals for state school boards
12:00, 1:58, 3:56, 5:54. 7:52. 9;50.
and needs of the public school system were held in the afternoon

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center hall near the steps leading
to the cafeteria. The checking concession is open from 8 a.m. t;
10 p.m. Monday through F'riihy
and 9 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. on Saturdays. Six persons are employ
there.

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Third Of WAF Officers KDPi Chapter To Initiate
Marry, Captain Says
44 New Memhers Tuesday
By NANCY MEADOWS

Approximately 30 per cent of
the WAF officers leave the service
to marry, reports Air Force Capt.
Jane Donovan, who Is on campus
to Interest women In the Air Force
program.
The opportunity of meeting marriageable men Is Just one of many
benefits offered to women Interested In the Air Force experience,
the said.
There are also exceptional opportunities for additional education and training at the expense of
the Air Force.
And for the girl interested
in
rffing the world, there are travel
opportunities
here and abroad,
with the prospects of meeting; intelligent and interesting people,
particularly "eligible young men,"
she reports.

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Capt. Donovan, new to the UK
campus this semester, will be here
for three years to Interest girls In
taking the AFROTC program offered here. At present four girls
are enrolled In the program, and
Capt. Donovan hopes to have 20
more In the program by the spring
semester.
A New Englander, Capt. Donovan served
for three years as
Chief of Education and Libraries
in France before coming to UK.
She found the work "fascinating
and a tremendous experience."
While in France, she worked on
bilingual education between the
French and English schools. The
French children would spend one
day weekly in the English schools,
a.
and
She also promoted
study and recreational clubs.
For women interested in the
Air Force career, there are many
opportunities for advancement and
additional education.
Following her college graduation,
the Air Force woman generally receives her commission and is given
a job according to her college
major, interests, aptitudes and the
present needs of the Air Force,
Capt. Donovan said. Right now
there is a need for Journalism ma- -.
Jors in the Air Force informational
offices, she added.
For the girl who has marriage on
her nlnd, Capt. Donovan cited the
Air Force program as excellent
civic training. Many women who
have husbands with the Air Force
also join, the said. The Air Force
makes every effort to station husbands and wives at the same base,
she pointed out.
UK is one of ten colleges in the
United States who have women enrolled in the AFROTC program,
Capt. Donovan said. UK was
chosen because of the interest
shown by the faculty, students nd
the Air Science Department.

Alpha Gamma chapter of Kappa
Delta Pi will hold its spring initiation at a dinner at 5:30 p. m.
Tuesday, In the Student Union
Ballroom.
Forty-fou- r
new members will be
admitted. They are:
Sydney Anne Adams, Ray Alexander Jr., Cassandra Tingus Anderson, Barbara A. Arnold, Catherine R. Boyd, Susan Bradley, Patricia A. Burke, Anna Sue Chandler, Jasper Creech and Mary E.
Fearing.
n,
Robert O. Figg, Ernestine
Norma F. French, Mrs.
Albert Halter, James R. Harper,
Pat Harris, Elizabeth S. Hodges,
Joyce E. Huber, Martha Ann Hurt,
Donald J. Hussey, and Rena' M.
Huzzey.

Doris B. Jacobs, Phyllis A. Laf-fertRebecca L. Lannon, Fernita
A. Lutes, Jane L. Mahoney, Elizabeth L. Martin,
Gail O. Mory,
Louise Mc Kenney, Jane O'Dcar,
Patricia C. Porier, Sarah P. Pyles
and Jane L. Smith.
John Lloyd Smith, Beverly A.
Stanley, Faye Stokley, Wanda Sue
Summers, Louise Taylor, Lu Annette Turner, Leo F. Weddle,
Theresa M. Williams and Joe Wise.
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The talk, set for 2:20 p.m. m
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Scraping The Bottom

When the winds of adversity or
those heralding an impending storm
begin to whip the sea of events into
a froth, rocking his boat a bit vigorously, a journalist (like an attorney)
is apt to seek solace and guidance in
bis own particular "Bible" a thick,
red book called the Kentucky Revised

To The Editor:
Your cartoonist Bob Herndon was
certainly scraping the bottom of the
barrel when he drew "What Size,
Please?" (Wednesday Kernel). You
might have saved him from exposing
his most revolting "self" by not publishing it.
In short, it was disgusting.
I. T. Baldwin

Statutes.
When a Student Congress representative brought up the question of
revising Kentucky's
liquor laws to

eliminate the hypocrisy inherent in
them, we felt the wind's increase and
heard its howl (or was that the wind
howling?).
Lashing ourself to the mast, we
flipped through the statute book to
Chapter 158, entitled "Conduct of
Schools," and gleaned the following
from Section 158.270:
It shall be the duty of the
president of every university,
college or academy to have presented
for a period of 30 minutes to the
entire student body in assembly, at
least on two occasions each term or
semester . . ., the scientific, social and

Rich And

Wcll-Bor- n

To The Editor:
I hope that it will not be thought
presumptuous of a mere student to
answer the diatribe of Prof. Moreland
on married students in Tuesday's edi- -'
tion, but since that learned professor
has taken this pompous attitude in
our classes for three years without
offering opportunity for rebuttal, this
letter is thought by some of his students to be in order.

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moral aspects of alcoholic beverages,
stimulants and narcotics."
Well, by George, when do we get
the lecture? The statutes allow us to
run our clocks on Pakistan Time, and
we love it. Convenient, and all that.
But someone is denying us the privilege of hearing about the evils of
Demon Rum and John Barleycorn,
and we hereby demand that the
University call us into assembly and
brief the students on booze get us
into the spirit, as it were.

The Readers' Form

Kernel Cartoon By Bob Herndon

We could make it fun instead of
a drudge. Dress up the stage like a

dance. Everybody bring dates. Hire
a band. At intermission the University spokesman could emcee a show,
utilizing volunteers. We'll be glad
to supply a list of alcoholics, coffee-fiend- s
and one or two Beatniks with
monkeys on their backs. It'd be a
ball.
Everyone bring his own bottle, of
course.

Much Ado About...
Genus Professorus
By GURNEY NORMAN

The ,letter confronting our kept
patriots and married students Tuesday was nothing new to the students
in the College of I..aw. What was
novel was the writer's insistence that
our married students "put some personal sacrifice into their educations."
Any law student will tell you that
for years this erudite professor has
continuously castigated all students
in his captive audience who happen
to be either veterans, married or
working. During my three years in
his classes he has consistently equated
student employment with sin. Now,
assuming that our married students
are still unwilling to sacrifice their
wives and children, and assuming that
Prof. Moreland continues in his raving opposition to work, what is it that
this social commentator would have
us do? We could drop out of school,
reserving it to the rich, the well-borand the single but who would pay
the professor's paycheck?
I submit that the real issue of the
rent problem is neither what the
students can afford to pay, nor what
price is being exacted in town for
comparable living quarters. The real
issue is the amount of money invested in these facilities, the cost of
such money, and the commitments
undertaken by the University for
amortization of these buildings.
It is the contention of many students that these factors should be
made public, and that such factors,
when revealed, would not justify""
the latest rent increments. If the
increased rentals are' not needed to
pay for and maintain such buildings,

but are being charged to avoid
private rentals in town,
a great injustice is being done to
the students. It is to be remembered that any action of the University
placing unnecessary burdens on its
married students will have the deleterious effect of channeling such students to other schools which are more
willing to champion their interests.
The loss of a class of students whose
.academic performance is generally
higher than their single brethren
would hardly help the University in
to
its publicly proclaimed ascent
un-derpric-

greatness.
D. HaRKINS
College of Law

DON'ALD

In Poorest Taste
To The Editor:
You have outdone yourself this time.
The cartoon you printed (yesterday)
was in the poorest of taste. It seems
that the death of Christ has no meaning for those of you who allowed
(the cartoon) to be printed. There
are some people, however, who feel
quite strongly about Christianity and
the cross as its symbol.
I personally feel that you owe those
Christians on this campus an apology,
and, in the future, consideration.

Carolyn' Copf.nhavlh
(Crucifixion teas a common means
of capital punishment during the
Roman Empire, continuing up until
about the third century, A.D. Our
cartoon in no nay referred to Christ,
but to the practice of crucifixion, per
se. To those readers, including Miss
Copcnhaccr, who were offended by
their conception of the cartoon's
meaning, the Kernel sincerely apologizes. -- THE EDITOR).

The Real Meaning

n,

To The Editor:
Berlin issue probably is the teach who passes out a mimeI would like to compliment
Mr.
ographed test (which takes three minwouldn't arouse much interest hereHerndon on his cartoon in yesterday's
abouts, let us turn our superior intellects
utes), all the whiTe explaining: "Now
Kernel. The cartoon was indicative
to an analysis of that University culprit, this test isn't hard.' You should be able
the professor.
to finish in 50 minutes if you work
of empires, political or otherwise.
asks for the class'
Initially, let us consider that species
consistently." Then he
The dislike for the universal habit
which makes the greatest impact upon attention, announces the secretary has
of men to execute other men is pora new freshman, the Sexus Obsessionuss.
committed a few errors on the mimeo,
trayed here not in the usual and obYou know, the one whose lectures are which he proceeds to have you correct
vious manner but in a subtle method
full of Oedipus complexes, antique adultin pencil. This takes 10 minutes, maybe
of substituting humor for the overt-iro- nic
ery, and venereal disease, plus avowals 15 if the coed in row two can't find
though the humor may be.
as to how world history would have which word needs the apostrophe.
I realize, however, that there are
been changed if Anne Boleyn had been
The Vageuss Assignmentus.? is a name
Everything is a syma
that strikes terror into the hearts of all
some of the "educated masses" who
bol of birth or seduction or illicit passtudents. How did he get his name?
are naive enough to take the cartoon
and this professor would have Well, on Monday he announces: "Class,
sion,
as a sacrilege. If we are to protect
you know that George Washington was this week we will probably be concerned
them, I say the cartoon is in bad
definitely the Colonies' most ardent rake. with the French Revolution. Perhaps you
taste.
Probably no student has been able to should read in your text from about,
Phillip II. Harbjs
avoid the Textuss Ilateuss, who vows uh, page 117 to, oh, hmm, maybe past
that all the text books for his course are 200. Pay attention to the near middle
worthless. They are all wrong, full of front portion of the material, of course
Jies and misconceptions.
The editing not neglecting the latter. And have it
is bad, he says, and the author is naive done soon," which could mean before
In his heavily perfumed room in Spanish.
and a nincompoop. "However," he adds, tomorrow or sometime the next semester, New York recently, painter Salvador
"It will be completely contrary to
"I happen to have had a little thing when you take the course over because Dali
announced his latest project a what everybody expects," said Dali.
published myself recently that covers you never knew what to study the first
monthly magazine.
"Every article will be fantastic and
our material fairly well. You all will time.
Famous for his "dripping watches" almost impossible to undei stand."
have a copy by Monday. Just $14.90 at
And a last critter, the Delayeduss
Naturally we welcome legitimate
the book store."
Actionuss prof. He tells you the first creations on canvas, Dali said his
magazine would be called "Rhincompetition, but this is going too tar.
But vhat resume of professor types week of the semester he will briefly
oceros" and would be published in Dammit, Salvador, we weie here first!
would be complete without including fill you in on the background of Engthree languages-Engli- sh,
Kentucky Irish American.
French and
that darling character, the Useruss of land diyjngjthe period you are studyOlduss Xoteuss? He comes to class, ing, then proceed to the actual litereither carrying a box or battered brief ature. As it turns out, however, you
case, sets it down, waits for the dust get 15 weeks of background, then, on
to clear and rodents to be still, then May 15, you hear: "Well, class, you
extracts a worn sheaf of notes written got me off the subject there and we are
University of Kentucky
Catered at the Port Office at Leington, Kentucky m second clasj nutter udiW tU Act of March 3, 187fc.
on papyrus. He proceeds to read to you a bit behind.' So next w eek we will disPublished four timet
wet-during the regular m hool year eictpt boliilayi and cumi,
exactly what he read 'to your grandcuss and have a test on all of ShakeSIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAR
father: "America's strongest ally, Russia, speare's plays, the
writers,
Jim Hampton, Editor-in-Chiis the world's largest producer of . . ." and the Romantics from Blake through Bill Ncim, Chief Netvs Editor
Larry Van Hoose, Chief Sports Editor
Or better, he reads: "Why is America Tennyson."
Billie Rose Paxton, Society Editor
Perbt Ashley, Business Manager
Norman McMum in, Advertising Manager
safe from surprise attack? Because she is
Well, in spite of their peculiarities, Cohdon Baer, rhotoitrapher
Hank Chapman and Lew King, Cartoonists
bordered by two oceans, that's why," there is one redeeming virtue all UniTHURSDAY'S NEWS STAFF
And then, we have the jewel of them versity professors have in common: they
Alice Reddinc, Editor
all, the Mimeographuss Correctuss. This haven't let their riches spoil them.
James Nolan, Associate Editor
Paul Scott, Spoits Editor
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