xt7kpr7msm2w https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7kpr7msm2w/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 1996-09-20 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, September 20, 1996 text The Kentucky Kernel, September 20, 1996 1996 1996-09-20 2020 true xt7kpr7msm2w section xt7kpr7msm2w pm-nd-daw , .v ,1. ,4. . .m.-'~-.--—-—«v .. By Ann Baden Staff I'Vriter Students learned about the effects of drunk driving last night when the Delta Gamma social sorority hosted The Brad Ship- man Story. Unlike the mock wreck held on Wednesday, this story was real. degree manslaughter. Though Shipman said he was “ve ,ve sor for what’s ha - penleyd,” l3: coullid not change tEe fact that someone else was dead and he was at fault. The presentation followin the film included information a out drunk driving. A study done by Alamo Rent-A-Car showed that In 1988, Brad Ship- on New Year’s Eve, man, a UK ‘unior, was people over 50 called drinking an decided to i . a ca 1 out of5 times, drive anyway. His life while college age stu— was spared, but another I d dents would call 3 of UK student, Lisa 2 wasa goo 5 times. Whalen, was not so dose to alcohol Hunter .said even lili)cky.]Her2 life ended “wanna; though this statistic a 253.3: 3% Am... wee/wide 2.3:: ".i‘.i’$§’.¥§‘“§3ii Awareness Week, State from sag”: deserves students’ Farm Insurance Com- dayu’samvt- attention. pany, the Panhellenic ties, ” Josh Mitchell, Council and Delta V president of Phi G K P ' ‘ l f — aim: misfiiefli Josh Mitchell .3553, 5' 5°C” .535 about the effects of Pb‘P”Prmd‘m impressed with the drunk driving. presentation. He had Debbie Hunter from never seen the story State Farm before. ave a short resenta— tion and t en showed) a film depicting the Shipman story. A student witness said, “I saw the Camaro, actually, I heard him accelerating and it caught my attention. He was trying to cut back into the right hand lane when he lost control of the car and started spinning.” After that, 'Shipman’s new car slammed into the telephone poll on Euclid Avenue. Shipman was convicted of drunk driving, sec- “I figured that it would just be another drunk drivin presenta- tion,” said Mitchell, “ ut this was a really good presentation.” He came out of the presenta- tion thinking drunk driving is an issue that needs attention, and now has his. “It was a good close to Alcohol Awareness week aside from Satur— day’s activities,” he said. Alcohol Awareness week will end Saturday with a tail—gating party at the ond—degree assault and second- Newman Center. WEATHER Partly sunny today; high 75 to 80. 7bnight cloudy; low 50s. Chance ofT— storms tomorrow; high 705. I'M T00 SEXY .Mork documentary ‘Man ofthe I’E'ar’is not quite the movie oftheyear. Review, Page 4 flz' (.‘romrord 7 Sport: iN INDEPENDENT SINCE 1971 September 20, I 996 (Ilamjm 5W Diverxwm~ 4 lv’ieii'pomt 5 MICHELLE DUDLEY Kernel not? Ply AIIBIIIBN Debbie Hunter ofState Farm Inmranre yhowi‘ about 40 studentr a video ofthe ‘Brad Shipman 8107)" [on night at the Delta Gamma home. 800's scavenger hunt hits campus Sunday By Jennifer Smith Contributing Writer ure out where the site is and Fun, prizes, everything you ever want- ed to know about, the UK campus and above all, free food, are just some of the advantages to participating in UK Book- store’s ampus Quest 1996 on Sunday. Campus Quest is a scavenger hunt that sends students all over campus. The idea for Campus Quest was born a year ago, replacing the Student Development Council’s Oozeball, a mud volleyball tournament that was sacked due to liabil— ity. Each team is made up of five mem- bers. Within each team, the five mem— bers are divided up into two groups — the quester team and the hunter team. officials and athletes. on cam us. lowlua At tli)e end of the quest, the two teams \ abefld meet up and enjoy music, entertainment, 7 prizes and free food. C There are four different divisions; ngu-fguii’: RHA, co—rec, fraternity and sorority. The 712’ £31, gay winner of each division receives a trophy MemonalHall. and T-shirt. Other prizes include free The two member quester team is 'ven clues that lead to six different sites on campus. hey must fig- receive a free T-shirt. erform some kind of activity, like singing the UK ight song, in order to get the next clue that is given b the clue masters. The clue masters wi 1 be UK At the same time the quester team is running madly around campus, a second team, called the hunter team, searches for the items on a list of 15 things to locate meals from local restaurants and free bowling games. Each participant will Information was distributed to Residence Hall advisers and their floors to encourage participation in the activity. One team per floor ofeach residence hall is supposed to represent their building. Apart from the free food and fun offered at Cam— pus Quest, it does have a higher purpose. The pro- ceeds earned from the team donations, $7 per mem- ber, go towards an endowment fund that provides two students with leadership scholarships given by the Student Development Council. Applications for the scholarships will be available in the spring. l‘iach scholarship will be $1,000. Campus Quest is sponsored by the UK Book— store, the Student Government Association and S&S Tire. According to W'hitney Ilale, a Campus Quest organizer and member of the Student Development Council, “The UK Bookstore has been a tremendous help." Activities on Sunday will begin at 4:30 pm. at Memorial Hall. There will be an opening convoca— tion, an explanation of the rules, and the first clues will be given. Parking improvements may relieve commuter headaches By Brandy Carter Contributing Writer Tension is building on the faces of frus- trated drivers all over the Lexington Cam- pus as students, faculty and sta circle the ots searching for a arking space. “It’s terrible. here is absolutel no parking on campus,” said undeclared esh- man Leann Coleman. To help improve the parking problem, the UK Parking and Transportation Ser- vices Office is re airing old structures and building new ar 'ng facilities. A new par 'ng structure is being built next to Kennedy’s Book Store. The multi—level ara e is expected to be completed the wee ongec. 13. The new arking structure will contain 1,024 spaces or visitors, students, and employees. Another lot has already been construct- ed behind the Gluck Equine Building off of Nicholasville Road. Despite the efforts of the UK Parking Office, students and facul still complain that change is coming too 5 owly. “Parking is inadequate on campus, both for students and visitors,” said undeclared freshman Kim Carter. There are currently 15,000 parking spaces on campus. The number of parking permits is current] unknown as permits are still being issued‘.’ To cover costs of new parking facilities and maintenance of existing structures, the UK Parking Office is in the middle of a five—year increase in permit prices. Prior to the five-year increase, employ- ees with A Permits paid $72 dollars a year and students with B permits paid $48. Commuters and students parking in K- Lot paid $40 dollars a year. Parking permits make up 78 percent of the total parking budget with student per— mit fees creatin the most revenue for the Parking Office. E‘ines make up an addition- al 1 1 percent, and visitor arking con- tributes 9 percent to the total bud et. Auxiliary Services, Physical P ant Divi- sion and Central Administration also con- tribute to the Parking and Transportation Office’s projects when their budget falls short of project costs. Repaving Huguelet Drive and R-Lot behind Commonwealth Stadium are some recent im rovements. The I‘fiiguelet parking facility provides more spaces for employees. UK Administration and PPD are con- tinually re-evaluating which lots are in the most need of repair. “I’m happy with the progress we’re mak- ing. We do 10 times the work now than we did 1 1 years ago,” said Don Thornton, director of parking and transportation ser- vices. Access control devices have been installed at Lexin on Community College to keep violators om taking other people’s parking spaces. “We pay $110 for a sign that says 24 hour control, it needs to be controlled 24 hours,” said elementary education senior Katrina Palmer. The number of available 3 aces near the residence halls is constantly eing evaluat- ed b arking control officers. “Tfiere needs to be more parking near the dorms,” said pre-veterinary freshman See PARKING an 3 “0 m Kane! mfl SIIICME 6'18!!ch A new parking manure on Limertone Street, m to open in Dumber, will hold about [.000 parking rpam, NEWSbytes [mm Students can register to vote today As election day draws closer students will have increased chances to register to vote. 'l‘oday, students can register at the Complex Commons and Blazer Hall lobbies from 2 to 6 pm. Students do not need to be a Kentucky resi— dent to register. When a student registers they must use a Fayette County or campus address. However, if a student is registered in their home county or state and they register on campus, the previous registration will be canceled. Once a student registers, they will receive a notice in the mail, which lists the precinct name and voting location address. The polls will be open from (1 am. to 6 pm. Kirwaii Tower Resident Advisor Jeff Adams organi7ed the event asking the help ofother resi— dent advisors in registering voters. Adams said his goal is to register 400 to (100 students for the upcoming November election House attempts override VVASHINC'I‘ON — Scoring a big win for anti-abortion forces, the House voted yesterday to override President Clinton's veto of a bill that bans a form oflate—tcrm abortion. The ap iarent lack of sufficient support in the Senate ma 'es it unlikely that the attempt to over- turn the veto of the so-called partial-birth abor- tion bill will succeed. However, the House vote sent a message that the issue will not be ignored in the presidential campaign. W'hen Clinton vetoed the bill in April, sur- rounded by five wome’n who had undergone the procedure, be criticized the legislation b saying it “does not allow women to protect t emselves from serious threats to their health." The 285-137 vote was four more than the two- thirds needed for an override in the House. Seventy Democrats joined 215 Republicans to support revival of the bill, which would ban a ro— cedure —— generally performed in the t ird trimester - in which the fetus is partly delivered through the birth canal before being killed. NAMEdropping 7 David Hanna named APME president DENVER — David Hawpe, editor and vice president of The , Courier—Journal, became president _' of Associated Press Managing Edi- tors yesterday and eight new direc- tors were elected at the confer- ence. Hawpe, the current APME vice president, succeeds Bob McGrud— er, executive editor of the Detroit Havoc Free Press. Mcruder headed this year’s convention. 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Thoroughly disappointed in his team’s, Collins said they looked flat and played with no intelli— gence. “We played so poorly on Sun- day,” Collins said. “Just as I thought we were starting to come together, we took a step back, and now it’s up to the players to take another step forward. “The players that want to step up, and the players that want to be successful, they’ll step to the fore— front. Those that don’t have the desire, or the necessary attributes to be successful, will fall by the wayside.” With Louisville and Belmont visiting this weekend, UK needs to move past Sunday and focus on the future. U of L comes to the Cage today at 5 p.m., with Belmont playing Sunday at 2 pm. Louisville has a new coach, Tony Colavecchia, and the Cardi- nals (4—3) have already won more games this year than they did last year. They are led in scoring by senior Jason Richards, who already has 12 shots on goal and has scored 12 points. The Cards also have an enforcer by the name of Chad Johnson. The freshman midfielder has picked up three yellow cards in seven games. “They’re playing with a lot of emotion, and a lot of heart,” Collins said. “They’re going to want to win the game very badly, and we’ve got to make sure we match that.” Following Sunday’s game, the Cats have been through a rough week of practice. This past Wednesday’s game against Marshall was canceled due to bad weather, which gave the team an extra day off. Collins is hoping that his team will play intelligently to negate the emotion of U of L. He is cautious of letting the Cardinals get ahead and get comfortable. ' “If you let an emotional team get confidence, that emotion steamrolls until it becomes like a juggernaut,” Collins said. “We can’t et caught up into an emotional rol er-coaster ride.” The Cats’ on—field leaders need to ensure that UK stays within its game plan. Greg Lobring and Tab McComas communicate well wit their teammates, but that effort needs to be stepped up when play- ing a team like Louisville, which feeds off opponents’ mistakes. “Players determine the wins and losses,” Collins said. “It’s time for our team to show some leader- ship, and this weekend is going to be a real test.” Belmont heads into town on Sunday for the alumni game. The Bruins are struggiin with a 0-3 record, but with goo reason. The team has just begun competing in Division I. The Bruins are a young team that is trying to find its chemistry against more experienced teams. Led by second—year coach Ron- nie Littlejohn and junior midfield- er/team captain Scott Buriey, they are looking not only for their first win, but also a little respect. llll up tor first Michigan matches By Rob Herbst Ammm Spom Editor After five days of rest and with a 1—1 conference record, the UK women’s soccer team makes a journey out of conference this weekend to Michigan. UK will take on the University of Detroit this afternoon and play the Michigan Wolverines on Sun- dav. The Cats came off a disap- pointing loss to preseason confer- ence favorite Florida last Friday, but regrou ed for a 2—0 win against Sout Carolina. This will be the first meeting between UK and either of the Michigan schools. Last season, Detroit went 15-5 while the \Voiverines went 7-11-2 and fin- ished seventh in the Big 10 confer- ence. Although it will he the Cats’ first look at the schools, UK does not seem concerned that they will be surprised. “You are always going to have problems when you face a team that you have never faced before,” UK head coach Warren Lipka said. “So you just make adjust- ments after that to their style of pla .” IIIK senior defender Kim Bucci added, “We‘ve never seen these girls play. We don't know what moves they make, how fast they are or how strong they are. So it takes that first fifteen minutes fig— uring out what they are doing.” What UK does know is that Detroit is on a roll. Detroit (3-2) has won two ofits last three with wins over Michigan State and Xavier. The Titans also took the nation’s No. 17 team in the nation, Wisconsin, to over- time. Lipka and the Cats have to be ready for a quick Titan team. “They’re a very fast team and a very hard-working team,” Li ka said. “The have a couple of or- wards up Kont who are very fast and can get behind people.” One of those fast forwards is sophomore Monica Kaltreider. She has scored four goals from 12 shots in onl five games. When {1K travels to Ann Arbor, Mich., on Sunda , the Cats face another team who as played well lately. Michigan (3-1) dropped its first game of the season to Butler, but they have won three straight ames over Wright State, Eastern idichigan and Toledo. What is impressive is that the combined goal margin for the three victories was 14—1. But Michigan is a Streaky team that can play great or look awful. “Michi an is a very young team and they have a lot of young tal- ent,” Lipka said. “At any time they File Photo "'8 ME Senior midfielder Aman- da Vamer goerfbr the hall. could have a great match, but at any time they can have a cor match. They don’t have the ead— ership that you would find in an experienced squad.” “ “runaway 0'“ VII It” junior Cynthia Dozier spiked one a Marshall blocker or UK in revert-match losing mat Tuesday night. UK improved its record to 2-9 overall. Dozier led the Cat: with 12 kills and three am. UK is on the road tonight, playing against No. 9-ranked Mithigln State. Spa wh tak Sat “Ar—Ll an 1‘ I. it Dl'fifl By Chris Easterllng Sport: Editor The UK football team heads into tomorrow night’s game against Indiana hoping to repeat the events of Sept. 17, 1995. On that day, the Wildcats brought a 0-2 record and a 12- game losing streak, which was the nation’s longest at that time, into IU’s Memorial Stadium. Thanks in part to the running of Moe Wi liams and a 42-yard touch- down by Billy Jack Haskins, UK reclaimed the “Bourbon Barrel” with a l7~10 victo . History has a c ance to repeat itself when the two teams meet up at 7 p.m. at Commonwealth Stadi- um. The Cats (0-2) have been lack- luster at best in their first games against Louisville and Cincinnati, managing a Division l-A worst 358 yards of offense. On defense, UK has given up an average of 303.5 yards to two opponents who have gone 0-4 against everybody else except UK. But with an 0 en date between the 24-3 loss to incinnati and the upcoming game against the Hoosiers, the Cats have been able to work on some areas that needed the most attention. “I don’t think I need to tell any- body about the volume and extent of work that has been re uired and it will continue,” said K Coach Bill Curry. “We made good progress in the areas that needed pro ess.” urry also said it is time for the Cats to grow up as a football team, and to quit making youthful mis- takes during games. “We have some very very young players that have been thrown into the fray that are now starting to get a feel for the reality that we simply cannot afford to perform like a young team,” Curry said, “and make mistakes that take us out of ames.” The Hoosiers finished 1995 with a 2-9 mark, and they have equaled their win total from a year ago in their first two games of this season after wins over Toledo and Miami (Ohio). “Indiana and Coach (Bill) Mal— lory have gotten themselves back on track after a tough time last year,” Curry said. “But what peo- ple forgot is that even in the midst of their tough season, they played great defense.” However, what Indiana really hangs its hat on is tailback Alex Smith. Smith, a junior, has gained 311 yards thus far in 1996, desgite missing most of the second alf against Toledo when he bruised his chest after being hit out of bounds. He’s health again, which could be bad news or UK. As a fresh— man, Smith ran all over the Wild- cat defense to the tune of 221 {ards in a 59-29 Hoosier drub- ing. Despite the injuries that plagued Smith last year, Curry sees no change in the tailback. “He looks the same to me every year,” he said. “He’s a terrific player. I’ve said that since he was a freshman and I still feel that. He’s a hard-nosed layer who comes at you full-speedp every play.” One of the areas in which the Cats were successful last year against IU was in shutting down the passing me. Indiana uarter- back Chris ittoe was 7-0 -23 for 59 yards a ainst UK, sacked six times, and had eight passes batted down at the line of scrimmage. Wildcats hoping to repeat history hwen ..-...,._- .. . . . . -—‘~-«o - JAMES cmsr Kn‘nel my; BlllCllEli The Cat: will try to prevent having another punt blocked tomorrow night against Indiana. Mallory trying to decide between two quarterbacks By Chris Easterling Sports Editor UK won’t be the only team with some- what of a quarterback controversy when it takes to the Commonwealth Stadium turf on Saturday night. Indiana as had a controversy of its own brewing since early in the 1996 season, between senior incumbent Chris Dittoe and he had some times in his game where he’s had to come on and get it better. I know he’s worked hard at it, and I think he has made good improvement.” back. right in there. Mallory said that Rodgers gives the Hoosiers a good one-two punch at quarter— “He did not play a whole lot Saturday,” Mallory said. “We plan to work Rodgers 57,800) rick Ramsey. VKlCKOFF: Tomorrow, 7 pm. at Commonwealth Stadium (capacity VRECORDS: UK 02; IU 20. VSERlES: IU leads the overall series 16-9-1. lU leads 7.54 in games played in Lexington; in Bloomington, 1U leads 9-4. VLAST MEETNG: UK won 17-10 last year in Bloomington. VLAST WEEK: UK had an open date; IU beat Miami (Ohio) 21-14. VAP RANKINGS: Neither team is ranked. VRADlO: WVLK (590 AM and 92.9 FM) with Ralph Hacker (play-by-play), Jell Van Note (color) and Dick Gabriel (sideline reporter). VTELEVISION: WKYT (Channel 27)- tape delay with Rob Bromley and Der- VCOACHES: UK- Bill Curry (22-47 in six-plus seasons); IU- Bill Mallory (68-69-3 in 12-plus seasons) "II V8. llllllIllI redshirt freshmanjay Rodgers. Thus far, Dittoe has taken the majority of the snaps for the Hoosiers, throwing for 263 yards in their two wins. Rodgers, on the other hand, has completed all five passes he has thrown for 62 yards. Like the situation between Billy Jack Haskins and Tim Couch at UK, the two IU players have been rotated in and out of the game. Last Saturday against Miami (Ohio), Dit- toe played almost the entire game, with Rod ers being inserted in the game late in the ftg)urth quarter. “I think both of them together give us a good combination there; they complement each other. We’ll definitely use Rodgers a little more,” Mallory said. Indiana can make a claim as Mid—Ameri— can Conference champs, considering that its two victories this season have come at the hands of MAC teams. The Hoosiers clobbered Toledo 40—6 on Se t. 7 in Toledo, Ohio. Last week, IU held offpthe Redskins 21-14, only after a Miami receiver dropped a pass in the back of the VKEY PLAYERS: UK- offense- junior QB Billy Jack Haskins (13-01-2810r 101 yards, one interception), senior TE lssac Curtis Ill (tour receptions tor 47 yards and one touchdown); defense- senior LB Lamont Smith (16 tackles), senior SS Leman Boyd (15 tackles). IU- offense— junior RB Alex Smith (66 carries for 311 yards and two touchdowns), junior WR Dorion Wilkerson (13 catches for 165 yards); delense- senior LB Jamie Baisley (20 tackles), senior LB Matt Surface (18 tackles). VNOTES: UK will be trying to keep the “Bourbon Barrel,” which it won from lndiana last year with a 17-10 victory in Bloomington Last year’s win snapped a 12-game losing streak tor the Wildcats. which was the nation’s longest in Division 1-A football at that time. VNEXT WEEK: UK travels to No. 4 Florida; lndiana plays host to Northwestern. “Chris (Dittoe) has had some good moments,” said IU Coach Bill Mallory, “and game. endzone with about a minute left in the 0..0..OOOO0......OOOOOIOOIOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0......OOOOIOIOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOIOOOOO0.0.0.000... Stop emulating Oklahoma and put the option in a grave inally, I’m excited about watching a college foot- ball game. I considered watching the UK-Indiana game for a very short period of time. Perhaps two seconds, maybe less, just long enough for me to spy CBS’ F lorida-Tennessee matchup. ' That game pits the two of the five best teams in America against each other in the nation’s largest col— lege football facility. Excitement abound. In diametric opposition to the excellent play exhibited by UT and UF, we are presented with the Cats. After watching UK pla its first two games — it almost made seemed iike a punishment — it came as no surprise that the Cats’ offense was recently ranked the zoom in the nation. It’s especially painful for me, having spent many of m younger days living in Oklahoma. quick pla ers with great blocking instincts. You a so need quick backs that can run faster than MichaelJohnson and block like Coppertone SPF 50. The Sooners had most of that. The Cats have little of that. 50 UK fans wonder —— as do I —- why on earth the Cats run the option. The establishment of a running game is certainly important to any football team’s offensive scheme. Otherwise, the defense knows what’s coming. But above all, you have to play to your strengths. The option made sense last year. The offen— sive line was experienced. They were able to provide the blocking that makes the play run properly. UK also had a great tailback in Moe Virilliams. He was quick and able to bounce off tackles and get extra ards. Opposing defenses I learned t e ame of football in the mid-80$ Jay 6, had to respect his abi ity. by watching t e ultra-successful University of I.“ But the fact is that the Cats lost talent and Oklahoma run the option play — a play the S m depth at both of those positions. Despite the Cats have been trying to run this season. COIMM losses, it seems the UK coaching staff is in It was OU’s entire offensive scheme. They ran it and ran it and ran it until it seemed like a job. Clock in, clock out. Snap ball, run wide. The Sooners enjoyed a lot of success with that one play — the triple option. According to my OU Wishbone 101 class, which tau ht me how an option is run, the play requires sev- eraery elements. First of all, ou need speedy guards and tackles that can make blocks. When I think ofa prototypical line- man, Bill Curry’s Green Bay Packer teammates Jerry Kramer and Forrest Gregg come to mind. Relatively V some type of wish-they-hadn’t-left denial. The thing is — the current situation doesn’t have to be this miserable. UK landed the best prospect the nation had to offer last year in Tim Couch. . On Dec. 23, the day Couch announced his inten- tion to sign with Big Blue, I entertained visions ofa pass-crazed quarterback leading the Cats in a passing offense that rivaled the San Diego Chargers’ early ‘805 teams. I knew it wasn’t the Curry/Uzelac philoso— phy, but it fed my desire to see — warning: oxymoron ahead — exciting UK football. mummy 1:15-8:15. 3:8.- m-m Ill- “Immlflu umummmnm mm- nae-ea 5:30 11:“ 290 S. Limestone - -..- .._.. -m .-.r Kitch- Closers, Deer, l Cutters 9 Competitive wages 9 Flexible schoduling Cornr‘r of Malwo” 8. linu's'ont‘ At Cincinnati two weeks ago, I instead see the greatest passer in high school history running off- tackle into a pack of linebackers who have spent weeks praying for a chance to decapitate a young pup like Tim Couch. Why? There is no answer. There is no apparent logic. At a time like this, when things can’t really get worse, you have to go back to the asics —~ work the problem. Key roblem: young and inexperienced offensive line unable to open holes for running backs. Solution: pass, pass, pass. Pass the ball from the field goal formation if it will give Couch time to throw. There are ways to deal with weak offensive lines. VVith pass blocking, the lineman can concede ground to the defensive line and still be effective. If Couch can run a roll—out, and the line can slow down the defensive charge, he may have enough time to find a receiver. I just want to watch some quality football and until further notice, it won’t be in Commonwealth Stadi- um. This week’s matchup between UK and IU is again being billed as a “must-win” for Head Coach Bill Curry. I’m sick of must-wins. When a matchup between two basketball Schools whose football teams are struggling to make .500 becomes a job—clincher, it’s a sign A sign for me to watch the UT-UF game. Sport: Columnirr Jay (I. Tate i! a yom‘nalrrm .rrmor. first knight Showing September 20 and 21 ll "bits/211111 Thur/or . , Admission $2 with UK or too l.ll. Cross country squad prepared to show all young talent tomorrow By Chris Campbell and David German Ctmtrihmmg lVriterx If youth is king, then UK’s cross country team should rule. Both the women’s and men’s squads return this season with plenty of young talent; each team has only one senior. After only three to four weeks of training, Coach jim Kaiser is eager to see how his teams fare when they travel to Bowling Green on Sat- urday for the Track Legends Classic. “This first meet will be a good test for us in the sense of finding out how far we are, and start making training plans for the next few weeks leading to the Southeastern Conference championships,” Kaiser said. Kaiser foresees both teams doing well this weekend, and he said the meet at B