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ulty a yc.v a to r.nd has Mnre ap- - .Moart Requiem." 8 p.m.. April
peared i:i
in Lexington 24. Memorial Coliseum
and Louisville. He holds a bache- f;ier Clubs,
Mrn ani,
lors degue in music from Oberlin James Kin?, u0.n's 4 p.m.. April
director,
College ;:.d a
di- - 22,
Memorial Hall,
ploma in pino from Juilliard
ln""sity 4 "oristers Mildred
School oi Music in New York City. '
l ewis, director. 4 p.m.. May G, Me- Mr. Karp will play Bache , s Over- - mortal Hall,
lure in the French Manner.
In A .Major by Schubert, and
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-Sonata for two IManos In D Major
by Mozart. He will be Joined by
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Ills wife, (ranees, for the last num- bee. Mrs, Karp holds a Master
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Twelve

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presented in this .series. Under the
present schedule of recitals.' the
series will close May 6 with a con
cert by the University Choristers
under the direction of Miss Mildred Lewi?.
The complete list of performances art:
Howard Karp, pianist, 4 p.m.,
Oct. 9. Memorial Hall.
Harry Dunstombe, cellist, 4 p.m.,
Oct. 30, Memorial Hall.
Men and Women's Glee Clubs,
James King, director, 4 p.m Nov.
13, Memorial Hall.
University Orchestra, Dr. Edwin
E. Stein director, 4 p.m.. Dec. 4.
Memorial. hall
University Choristers Christmas
Program. Mildred Lewis director
4 and 8 p.m.. Dec. 11. Memorial
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n Hanoei s Messiah. 8 p.m.. Dec.
15. Memorial Coliseum.
riiylhs If nness, contralto. 4 p.m.,
Jan. 8. Memorial Hall.
Nathaniel Patch, pianist, 1 p.m..
Teb. 12. Memorial Hall.
James Ki.ic. baritone, and Aimo
Khinicmi. tenor. 4 p.m.. .March 4.
Memorial Hall
University Concert Band. Frank
Trindl. director. 4 p.m.. March 18,
Memorial Hall.
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Wednesday

iWirv Elected Cheerleaders
these people am. i iooking at the plane that flew over at the
"Ole Miss" fame, but perhaps they are looking: at the student section.
They're the new cheerleaders that will be leading the students In the
veils this year. Pictured in the back from left to right are Bobby Tire.
Marcy Burman. and Ken Towry. Pictured in front are Karl Fggen-spilland Nancy Haddix.
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Coliseum lobby on Oct. 12, 13, 14.
and 15 from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Those taken last April will be
available then too.
Those students who have not yet
had their pictures taken may do so
on Saturday, Oct. 15, from 9:00
a.m. to 12:00 noon.

Students wishing to purchase
Tennessee tickets may purchase
two tickets Monday, Oct. 17, by
presenting both ID card and registration receipt.

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informal tu-- h tewan
and
will continue through (vt 12
Thrre are 131 men eligible to b
pledged during the lK"s mrrk of
informal rush. All fraternities that
quota
did not pledge the
during formal rush are eligible t
participate in the rurrrnt informal rush.
At the last meeting several IFC
delegates stated that because .so
few men signed up for the recent
formal rush. It was urgent that
more men be permitted to register
for the Informal rush period.
Opponents of opening up of Informal rush said that doing so
would wreck the formal rush pro- -'
gram.
The motion to permit more men
to sign up for the current rush
program failed In a roll rail vt
of fraternities.
IFC President Charles English
pointed out that fraternities which
have 25 actives or less i including
pledge.s eligible to be Initiated)
after the Informal rush may rush
for an additional 60 days.
The IFC made this provision
last year In an attempt to increase
.the numbers In the smaller fraternities.
During informal rush, a fraternity may pledge a man by securing
a pledge card from the Dean of
Men's office and having it properly
signed.
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Date For
Fil i n g D egrees

Form or Governor
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Keen Johnson, former governor

of Kentucky and a former Kernel
All seniors and graduate stu- - editor, will speak at 2 p.m. to students, who expect to complete their dents of the School of Journalism
requirements for degrees at the today in Room 211 of the Jourclose of the first or second se- -'
mesters, are requested to make ap- nalism Building.
Johnson, who is
plication for their respective degrees on Friday. Oct. 14 or Satur- vice president in charge of public
day. Oct. 15.
relations for Reynolds Metals, will
All applications should b;' filed be a guest
of the staff of the
in Room 16 of the Administration
School of Journalism at a lunchBuilding. Commencement lists are
made from these applications: eon.
The lecture is the first in the
therefore, it is very important that
all students concerned file at th series to be sponsored by the Louisville Professional Chapter of Sigma
requested time.
Delta Chi. journalism honorary for
Candidates for the bachelor's degree will be charged a graduation men.
fee of $9. This will cover the rental
of cap and gown, the cost of the graduation fee of $25. These fees
Kentuckian, diploma fee. and other will cover the rental of cap and
necessary expenses.
gown, diploma fee. cost of hood,
or

KeeneUmd Hall
To lie Dedicated
October 17

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Keeneland Hall, girls' dormitory,
have its formal opening and
dedication Ok t. 17. There will be.
a short dedicatory program, for
which the plans have not yet been
completed, and also a reception
from 5 p.m.
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The reception at the dorm h
Candidates for the master's de- and other necessary expenses.
primarily for the public. On Sungree will be charged a graduation
Graduation fees are payable not day, Oct. 23. there will be an open
fee of $20. Candidates for the doc- later than the fourth day precedhouse designed for the student.'
torate degree will be charged a ing the commencement.
land faculty on campus.

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lected for study by the commission.
The other schools to be Inspected are Duke University and the
University of Texas. The schools
were selected because of their qual- ity and because each typifies a dif- ferent type of college. UK was
selected as a land grant college.
Duke is a large private school and
the University of Texas is a large
state university.
Fafh srhoo wil, be inspocled b
a different team made up of three
experienced deans. Each team sent
t b lhe commission win obsrrve
and evaIuate the graduate schools.
A report of their findings will be
sllbmiUeU l0 t:,e commission and
a fopv senl lo the presidPnt of
e;uh srhoo, so that the deans mav
t on anv su?ffCsti0ns.
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a1k' commission is conductins
th,s sl"d' " order l eYalurit and
accredit other graduate schools.
how the
wj11 also observe
standards set up by the Southern
Association of Colleges and Sec- on( a!J Schools are being applied
they could be improved.
and
The team visiting here will in- elude Dean Roger P. McCutcheon
of Tula'ne University, Dean How-- :
aid Phillips of Emory University,
L. A. Pardue
and
of Virginia Polytechnical Institute.
Dean Pardue is a former dean of
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the UK Graduate School.
inspect
The UK committee will
the library facilities and labora- -'
lories and confer with the leading
graduate school instructors on
campus. Of 500 faculty members
at UK, approximately 200 of them
are on the faculty of the graduate
school. Most of these onstructors
are doing research work in their
particular fields. The graduate
school faculty embraces some
teachers from each college in the
University.
The UK Graduate School is one
!of the top 12 of the 52 accredited
'graduate schools in the area,
Graduate schools are accredited by
the Southern Association of Col- -'
leges and Secondary Schools.
Vice-Preside-

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Commission of Higher Institutions
of the South will come to the cam- pus next week to inspect the UK
Graduate School, one of three
typical schools In the South se-

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Vol.XLVII University of Kentucky, Lexington, Ky

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Leadership Conference Opens
Tonight At Camp Daniel Boone

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Parking Lois
Now Open

Dr. Frank Hose, prcsuli nt ol Tratis lvania (.'ulN r. will npru
The construction of lour new (lie I .cadt rsliip ( .'oiiIcivikv tMii'lit. I If is addrcssiii'' tin- ir
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parking lots on campus will ac- on "An Apjuoacli
to
commodate more than COO cars.
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Kvo of the parking lots are al- -,
ready in operation and have space
lor approximately 250 cars.
The largest lot in operation will
handle 2(10 cars and is loeated at
Kose St. and Washington Ave. in
front of Donovan Hall. The smaller
let is located at Hilltop and Boone
Alley, and will take care of 5) cars.
Another parking lot which will
accommodate about 50 cars is almost ready. Its location is at the
rear of the University Training

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School.

The largest lot will be at the
the old Scott St. liarracks.
It will have a 300 car capacity.
The construction of this lot would
f
have been completed except for a
.delay in removing lumber and
rubble from the old barracks w hieh
Howdy!
were razed.
Other lots may be built later, but
L:creiary. I enjoy my work beMy name is Charlene Wilson. I am
cause I'm around some of the craziest people at I'K. M.v job I handle there are no immediate plans for
things at the School of Journalism. Hut today 1 just didn't want my more. Dr. Donovan said.
picture taken and I wouldn't smile for the photographer. (Note: This
The cost of the lour lots will be
was one of the few times we haven't seen Charlene with a big smile
around $28,000.
Mui an always friendly attitude.)
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to take the delegates to
Camp Daniel Iloone. YMCA camp
UlV
near
are leaving the
Association
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SUIJ at 2.30 p.m. and 4 pin, to- Announces i.clchration ,day.
Speakers for the conferenee InThe Student Bar Association of clude Dr. It. W. Itishop. dean or
the UK College of Law participated men from the I'niversity of (
in the celebration of the 100th
Anniversary of Chief Justice Mar- niques ofspeaking on the "TechLeadership." and Dr.
d
shall by sponsonnu a program
Larl Kauffman of the I K Physical
Monday in Lafferty Hall.
Ldueation Department who will
a film Kie the final talk Sunday. Mr.
"Decision for Justice
dramatization of the first bin case sberrell Wilkr. alu. from it. I'nJ
Marshall decided as Chief Justice versity of C incinnati is to conduet
in 1803. was shown. Dean Elvis a session on parliamentary pro-- J.
Stahr irave a talk on the life redure.
After each speech the delegates
of John Marshall.
will divide up into groups and
The program staged bv the Ken- Association was in response cuss the speech and iU relation to
to the request made by the Tresi-- ! the UK campus. Student moder-de- nt
at that time that governors. ators will guide the discussion,
mayors, and student bar assocla- - They are Jane Perkins. Ruth U-Fills Easterly,
tions throughout the country plan h. Betty Jo
commemorating the Ann Young. Inez Toohey. and Paul
civic programs
Kkkuiii.
anniversary.

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Foreign Service Agent
To Be Here Thursday

Religious Groups.
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M. Soutliwortli, representative of tlie Personnel
vii(m, will .sjx ak t( .students on opportunities available in tbe
Foreign Service at 2 p.m., Oct. 1:3, in Hoom 129 of the Social
Mr.

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Science Hnihling.
T h eligible for Ihh work, the
He will also hold discussions with
applicant should be at least 20
anyone interested in this Held
Approximately 300 new officers and under 31, a citizen of the
Mill be appointed in the Foreign L'nited States for at least 10 years.
Service this year. They will filllnd. ,f married, married to an
V
posts In 77 different countries. American citizen.
A subsequent oral examination,
These Jobs ranje from reoortin
8lven bV a traveling board meeting
political and economic conditions
to communications and cryptog in regional centers must be passed
raphy work.
by those successful in the written
Candidates for work In the For- tests.
eign Office must take a four-paBeginning salaries for Foreign
examination that consists of tests
In English expression, general abil- Service Officers range from $4400
ity, general background, and mod- to $5500, depending on age and exI

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examination will be given in
cities, on Dec. 9, 1955.

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Westminster
The Westminster Fellowship
group of the University of Kentucky will entertain all Presbyterian students Saturday, Oct. 8. with
a steak fry at Mr. Ira Drymane's
farm near Lexington,
Sunday, Oct 9, the Westminster
Fellowship will present a program,
"The Problem of Alcohol." A pan-jof UK students will lead the
el

discussion.
BSU
Slngspiration will be held Sun-

day night after church at the Baptist Student Union Building in
which all three Baptist churches
will consolidate for the singing.
Noon-da- y
services are held every
day Monday through Friday at

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ern languages. The next written perience. Additional benefits

Newman Club
s
Newman Club nonn-da- v
are hold in Room 128 etery
day in the Student Union Build-- i
ing. All Catholic students are
to attend. Weekly meetings
are at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday in the
Social Room.

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is up 33 per cent over
the same period last year. The
University as a whole has an increase of 13 per cent.
This year 851 students are in
physics compared to 639 last year.
Of the 851 students, 772 are
and the remaining 79
are npperclassmen or graduate students.
Undergraduates majoring in physics total 31. This is a large increase over previous years. Graduate students enrolled In the department are 12.
The teaching staff of the Physics Department
includes eight
professors, five part-tim- e
instructors, two graduate assistants, and
four undergraduate student
lower-classme- n,

The "Marching 100" left Lexing
ton this morning by train for Birmingham, Ala., where they will
present a half-tim- e
show at the
game.
The 128 man traveling Rroup in- -j
eluded Director Warren Lutz, Mrs.
Lutz, Miss Mildred Lewis, Mr Don
Wilson, Mr. Bill Worrell, and Mr.
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ball coach. The group will stay at
the Bankhead Hotel.
A practice session open to the
public will be held in McLendon
Park at 10 a.m. Saturday. A pre-gaconcert at Lerion Field id
scheduled for 1 p.m.
The band will "return home Sunday night.
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Canterbury
the Canterbury Fel-- ;
On Oct.
lowship will leave Saturday morn-lin- s
for the Cathedral Domain
'where there will be a celebration
of Holy Communion. The Episco-- I
pal group will return on Sunday.
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At 6 p.m. Sunday, there will be
evening song at the Canterbury
house, followed by a supper and a
planned program.
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Enrollment in the Physics

UK Band Leaves

the
During the week of Nov.
clude insurance, annual and sick BSU Is having; its annual conven- leave, and a retirement plan.
tion at Campbellsville, Ky. Be-- I
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Well-know-

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Enrollment Is Up'

Bogen Amplifiers, Tuners and Players

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Collaro Changers
University Speakers
Cabinarr and Riveredge Cabinets
Karfson and Cabinart Enclosures
V-Concertone, Berlant Tape Recorders

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To File Addresses

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All these and other famous brands available
Headquarters
at your Hi-Fi

J. M. Hi SLE & Assoc.
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Dr. A. E. Bigge, foreign student
adviser, has announced the new
regulation of the Immigration Of-- I
f ice.
He said regardless of whether
they move or not, all alien stu-

dents temporarily in the United
States are required to file a writ- penTT6Hce of" their address every
three months.
A printed post card notice form
obtainable at any United States
Immigration Office or post office
in" making the adshould
dress report.
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JOURNALISM BUILDING

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15 All Unaffiliated Seniors
Mon., Oct. 17 Sigma Alpha Epsilon & Alpha Sigma Phi

Tue., Oct. 1.8 Kappa Alpha Theta and Phi Sigma Sigma
Wed., Oct. 19 Kappa Kappa Gamma and AJpha Tau
Omega
Thurs., Oct 20 Kappa Alpha and Zeta Beta Tau
Fri., Oct. 21 Phi Delta Theta and Tau Kappa Epsilon
Sat., Oct. 22 Triangle

SUBSCRIPTIONS STILL BEING ACCEPTED FOR 1956
KENTUCKIANS AT ONLY $5.00
PRICE AFTER NOV. 1 WILL BE $6.00

(a) tan, red or grey
glove leather
(b) black, fawn, or grey

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$9 95
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Uneseo Meet iit is

Annoimccil For Year

The rrnduate assistants in the
Ps( hnloey Department for the
Ii.nhcomin; vear hae boon an- Dr. Lawrence Sidney Thompson, nounced. 1hcv arc Mrs. M.ui., L
director of University Libnrieq
MjlU"rMLsN
rt' Mrs'
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will be a representative of the
C. Wtufe. M
American Library Association at a LouiM I)uk
meeting Of the U.S. National Com- - Lauraine Stewart, and Miss Vm
mission of Unesco in Cincinnati. Neumann
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Ohio. Nov. 3 and 4.
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These people are working on ad- ..
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Iho Idea that intellectual and mor- al solidarity are as important to'
world peace as are political and
economic
The or- came into being Nov. 4,
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They are wrgrd to schedule nn
anointment at the Journalism
Ruilding at once.
Clroup pictures will be taken the

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sell vil. Th" I'K students averaged
81t p. ints compared to 732 aver-are- d
bv the University of Michigan, the lowtst rated school.
Cadets form all colleges are
jP'arcd in trainine companies

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The basis for the ratings at
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week of Oct. 31 to Nov. 5. Appointment sheets will be sent to
the first quartile represented the these groups early next week. The
The speech and hearing therapy highest percentage of students in pictures will be taken between
assistants have also been an-i- s that division.
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p.m. and 9 pm. Any organizatA quartile reprenounced. They are Miss Beverly sents
of the total num- ions: meeting during these hours
Broadbent. Vincent Ryers, Miss ber of men from nll'schools.)
arc requested to contact the
Rutn Hulker, Charles Stinnett.
schools represented nt Ft.
The
office to arrange a time
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iWlvs Uillul,Iil J"
Campbell were from Kentucky for their group pictures to he
one-four-

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Oct. 22 m Ko:n Soil of the Journalism Ruilduur. The rharce Is l m !tvtriil tt h;l('o'Kv, pt oVirt mil
a sitting and advance stheilulir.e "ip
ision. tool and ni at ,:r,e tit is necessary. All groups rcservir.c
,,rf" "thcr industrial .itilnU
pare spare must rtturn the ron- - ar' 'pci to
r:adu.tie.
MtMnts fur
pictures wi'l continue

Competing with lemtinv: eolleues
ot six states, students, of the UK
Aimy ROTC placed hiuhest in
training ratines at ai miner camp
held at Ft. Campbell. Ky.
Of 4.1 cadets from the University.
!4 placed In the first quartile and
introductory psychology laboratory only one
placed in the fourth tuid
actions. Mr. White also teaches lowest quartile. Col. Henry II.
an experimental txsycholouv labor- - lourrs. proiessor or military sci- a(or.V and Miss Neumann teaches rnce
.stated.
n lecture section ol the mtroduc-jranizatio- n
The 56.9 per cent of UK men in
tory psychology course.

The purpose of this organization
.to promote education, science,
and culture among the nations and
thereby contribute to the peace
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jinu sLxuiiiy 01 uie woria. its aim
is the furthering of universal re- - nobble L. Doyd. Kenneth Rurk has
pect for Justice, the rule of law. bo
employed as a speech thcra- miman ngnus, and the funda- - pis'-- .
mental freedoms of the people of' New secretaries for the depart
the world without distinction of ment are Mrs. Morgan Slv and
race, sex, language or religion.
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Army KOTC
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consequently cadets
from any tine school will not
necessarily serve with other cadets
from ths same school.
Ray Callahan, senior education
ma jor, and a member of the UK
varsityfootball team - was- - rated
hiehest of the men from the University.
The 24 men from the University
in the first quartile were K. R.
Callahan, J. D. Chenault III. J. D.
Baxter, D. A. Law horn. W. A.
Fteinhauscr, XV. K. Lutr. J. Judge.
T. G. Brabant. F. C. Cox, J. M.
Hall Jr., W. G. Moodv. J. D.
Cnitcher. C. V. Meyer. R. C. Ward,
L. B. AJrken, T. L. Preston, F. L.
ReeVes, J. E. Ward. J. L. Heaber-liP. C. Bayruns, C. D. Conffleton,
R. N. Lee, M. E. Wheeler, and II.

HURRAY FOR THE UEI), WHITE AND (JOLI)
There's a new packiuro on Philip Morris C'iaretles. It's nd
and white and j:o!d and pretty as
never jrius
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that heliind anything so bripht and cheerful

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with action and passion, with love and romance and not a

few tears.

It started quietly enough. The makers of gentle Philip Morris,
as hale a hunch of fellows as you ever clapped your eyi s upon, got
to talking last summer during their annual outing on Att'i, a
secluded and unspoiled island, often called "The Capri of Alaska."
-- Capri, on the other hand, is often called
"The Attu of Italy."

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I was saying that the makers of Philip Morris,
fellows every man-jac- k
of them, got to talking on their
oiiting. "Don't oti think," safd one maker to the other
last
makers, "that our brown Philip Morris package, though in many
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today's Philip Morris-i- ts
happy gentleness, its jolly lightness?"
"Why, yes," replied the other makers to the first maker, "we
do think that our brown Philip Morris package, though in many
ways terribly fetching, doesn't quite reflect the basic quality of
today's Philip Morris-i- ts
happy gentleness, its jolly lightness."
' suggested the first maker,
"Let us have the pack
whose name is Laughing Ned.
"Yes, let us I" cried the othef makers, whose name is
Tom. "Let us! Let us! Let us!"

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communique to the home office :
"Dear Dad and Associates,
I call you Dad because Miss Sigafoos and I discovered
during our long and exhaustive survey that never were two
people so admirably suited. We have accordingly been
married and have accepted a position with the United States
Government keeping the lighthouse off Gay Head, Martha's
Vineyard.
I hope you are not too upset by this news. May I suggest
you look at it this way: you haven't lost a daughter: you've
gained a beacon.
Sincerely,
Walker Nylet"

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SOMETHING NEW IN THE U.S. ROYAL

New Models In Our Showroom Now!

The makers forthwith engaged the prominent firm of package
Sigafoos and Associates. It was with full
that the makers entrusted the task to Sigafoos and
Associates, for Sterling Sigafoos, the senior member, is known
the length and breadth of the world as "The CI rand Old Man of
Package
and his partner, Fred Associates,
though a younger man, is everywhere regarded as a comer.
Sigafoos and Associates began their job by conducting inter
views from coast to coast to determine what kind of pack peoplo
wanted for Philip Morris. The partners could not do the inters
viewing themselves Sigafoos .because of his .advanced years;
Associates because he is subject to motion sickness so they
sent our two trusted employees: Mr. Walker Nylet (Yale '51)
and Miss Felicia Sigafoos (Radcliffe '52), daughter of tho
senior partner. After canvassing the entire nation and tabulating
"more than 90 million interviews, Mr. Nylet sent the following;

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Well sir, old Sigafoos fumed for a while, but at last he calmed
down and went to visit the newlyweds in their lighthouse, bringing them a suitcase full of twenties as a wedding gift. It was
there he N amed that people want Philip Morris in the red, white,
-- aud yohl
uckae,which you ure ?nv, 1 trust, holding in'your
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very own hand.
7hi JaiXt'of PlllttP MOMU mho bring you tnit i olunm beg
remhul you thai for a trhile you'll
if trring rhiliu Mmn'f both
lit the bright new red, uhilu und gold atkuget und in the
tcrrri
friendly fmmilir broucn.

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THE KENTUCKY, KERNEL, Friday, Oct.

1955

Our Readers Speak
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l ast week the Kernel published an article which in esse nce
said two things about the Student Government Association.
1. The SGA relies too much upon investigating committees.
student ticket
The article used for an example the husband-wife

problem.
2. The SGA committees should turn in written reports
ratho r than verbal reports.
In regards to the last suggestion,
am in wholehearted
agreement. Upon
the SGA constitution, I find that
this is a constitutional 'requirement. At this point I want to
thank the Kernel for bringing to light the places where SGA
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has become slack.
In regards to the investigating committer, 1 find that.. it is
a very necessary and useful part of the Student Government
Association. Let me use the husband-wifticket situation for
an example. Here is the problem as quoted from the Sept. oO,
Kernel. ". . . a deh-gatfrom the College ef Engineering
a complaint from one of his constitui :.ts. According to
the complaint it is possible for a student husband to buy special
rate athletic tickets for his wife, but not for a student wife to
buy the same kind of tickets for her husband.'
The investigating committee was appointed to make, sure
that the Assembly had all the facts before :t took any action.
It would be foolish tor the Assembly to tale action without
be ing certain it thoroughly knew the problem.
I agree with the Kernel that some important matters of
business have died in the hands of investigating committees',
nut it is my duty as president and the duty of the Assembly
members to see that these matters are kept alive. When we
fail in this duty, we should be openly criticized.
1 am sure that most of us in the Student Government Association were provoked at the editorial headline which stated
that SGA was lazy. But whether we agreed with it or not, Ijn
sure it will make us more efficient in the future. For that same
reason I want to make a statement which 1 hope will prompt
sorne action.
If the Student Body agrees with The Kor.tucky Kernel that
SGA is lazy, then the Student Body must rtmember that SGA
is a small group representing the attitutr1rihcami)jp
as a
fact is proven by the small percentage 6T sfiidents
whole. This
who vote in SGA elections. It is proven by the students who
continually complain about the 'parking situation and yet never
voice their opinions at the Student Govenirncnt meetings. It
is proven much more by the absence of students at SGA meetings, students who are not interested enough to find out how
their own governmental system really operates. AVe call ourselves "citizens of tomorrow" but we don't Lnow how.- to be
citizens of today.
'
The next meeting e)f SGA will be on Monday, Oct. 10, at 7
o'clock in the Student Union Building. Every student on campus is invited to attend that meeting.
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Forgotten Men

(This editorial was submitted by a student who wishes to have his name withheld.)
The forgotten man on the UK campus is
the transfer student at least socially.
There is a natural enough assumption by
the administrators and student leaders of
social ..organizations that the transferee has
reached a stage in his college life where he
is able to look out for himself in contrast
with freshmen who need some help.
This assumption is true 'so far as it goes,
but it carries with it an assumption that the
new upperclassmen have all the natural advantages of the freshmen. At least at UK
this is not quite true.
There is a distinct social advantage to the
dor?nitory life required1 of freshmen which
is denied the transferring sophomore, junior
or senior.

15 or 20 boys or girls, most of whom are already moving in their own set patterns; or
who are devoting most of their time to a

final studious year of law or engineering are
far less conducive to rapid assimilation into
the UK social life than the freshmen's relatively limitless contacts and meetings.
The lone party designed for transfers
staged during the first week left much to be

desired.
It was, frankly, a rather drab affair. Punchbowls, coke trays, and polite little conversational groups are not precisely what is
needed to solve the transfer student's problem, whatever its importance.
Possibly some group will, in the Septembers to come, devote some part of its effort
to putting on a livelier, longer, more imaginative ice breaking social event for transfer
feel a little
less forgotten and more at home here at the

tudents-in-orderthat-they-may

The contacts to be made in a private oft
campus home housing anywhere from 1 to

University.

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Don YVhitehouse, President

Keeneland Hall
An irate Lexingtonian wrote a scorching
early this week
letter to the Courier-Journdenouncing the University for naming the
new women's dormitory, Keeneland Hall.
The angry gentleman, Mr. Harry Best, declared that all reputable colleges would be
dismayed to learn that a school would "sink
so low" as to name a building after a gambling concern.
Mr. Pest also deplored the presence of
Bluegrass farms, thoroughbred horses, and
all other little trifles that happen to be connected with horn- racing.In addition Mr. Best said that Keeneland
contributed ny little money to the construction ol the dormitoiy, and implied that
the morals ol all the oung ladies liing in
Keeneland would probably be corrupted because ol the name.
For Mr. Best's inhumation t