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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION
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UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

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AS UNION GROUND WAS HROKEN

SEND DELEGATES

OF ANNUAL SING
Choruses Have Been Entered
By Fraternity, Sorority,
And Independent
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Competing Choruses Asked
To Dress Formally Or
Uniform Colors
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Sing will
be held at 7:30 o'clock Monday
night, April 12, In Memorial hall.
Choruses have been entered, In the
girls' division, by Kappa Kappa
Oamma. Kappa Delta, Independent
Town Girls, Alpha XI Delta, Boyd
and Pat Hall, and Alpha Oamma
Delta. The boys' groups contesting
are Sigma Alpha Epsllon, Alpha
Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Phi
Delta Theta, Kappa Sigma, and
Delta Tau Delta.
Each chorus must have a minimum of twelve and a maximum of
twenty-fomembers, and it must
be coached by someone who is a
member of that group. Oroups may
sing unaccompanied If they wish,
and all directing must be done from
the stage, by one of the group.
Two verses of the Kentucky Alma
Mater will be required as one selection, and the other may be a choice
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fraternity song.
preOmlcron Delta Kappa will
sent the winner of the boys' division with a cup, and a similar
award will be given to the winning
girls' chorus by Cwens. A broadcast
over the University extension studios of WHAS will be given by the
winning groups.
All competing choruses are requested to dress In formal attire,
with the women's groups having
dresses as nearly uniform In color
as possible.
Octette Of Fillies Enter Race
The contest will be Judged by
On Which Only Men
In
musicians, prominent
May Wager
circles. Last year's winners
music
of the sing were Delta Tau Delta
From a group of eight candidates,
and Kappa Delta.
the men students of the University
will choose the 1937 "Campus
COUNTRY CLERGY Sweetheart," In an 'election conducted by Sour Mash, humor magaseml-classlc-

Studio Photo

The climax of the student union building ground breaking ceremonies is shown above when senior class president Dick Butler tossed
aside the first shovelfull of earth where will rest the dream edifice
of a. decade. Reading from left to right In the foreground, Pres.
Keen Johnson.
Frank L. McVey, Dick Butler, and Acting-Oo- v.

Eight Candidates Go To Post
In Campus Sweetheart Derby

CLOSE CONCLAVE
Banquet In Commons Terminates Four Day Symposium

Of Rural Ecclesiasls; Prof.
Carl Jones Is Speaker

Climaxing the activities of the
third annual short course for town
and country pastors and lay leaders In session at the University
since Tuesday, a banquet was held
last night In the Commons with
Prof. Carl Jones, of the College of

Agriculture, as chief speaker.
The course will close this after-

noon with a summary and Interpretation of the week's work by the
Rev. Perry Stone, Benton; the Rev.
O. V. Caudill, Whitesburg. and the

Rev. Bailey Davis, Cadiz.
Today's program Includes two
lectures by Dr. B. L. Hummel, a
round table on "Beautifying the
Church," led by Miss Ida Hagman.
and a discussion on "Landscaping
Country Church,"
for the Town
led by Profs. N. R. Elliott and Earl
Welch.
Numerous discussions, round tables, and talks concerning the
works and needs of rural churches
have been held during the session.
Principals on yesterday's program were Dr. L. Rlggleman, Doctor Hummel, Prof. J. W. White-hous- e,
Mr. James Peltner, Rev. T.
W. Spieer, Professor Jones, and Mr.
James C. Stone.
The short course Is sponsored
each year with the endorsement
and at the request of pastors and
lay leaders representing the various
religious demonlnatlons of Kentucky to give training and Instruction which will help serve the people of their communities more effectively.

zine published by Delta Sigma Chi,
to be held today from 9 a. m. to
3:30 p. m., In the post office. Ballots
will be found In today's Issue of the
Kernel.
The candidates are Betiye Murphy, Bloomfleld, Alpha Oamma
Delta; Marjorle Doyle, Lexington,
Alpha XI Delta; Irene Sparks, Ashland, Kappa Delta; Ennos Bren-nacPittsburg, Penn., Delta Zeta;
Emily Qulgley, New Orleans, La.,
Chi Omega; Mildred Lemmons,
Cynthlana, Zeta Tau Alpha; Mary
Morton Klrkpatrick, Paris, Kappa
Kappa Gamma; and Frances Skinner, Lexington, Alpha Delta Theta.
The winner of the "Campus
Sweetheart" title will be featured
in the April issue of Sour Mash,
and her picture will appear on the
cover of that number. Also included in tha issue will be the usual
columns, the "Biological Dirge," and
the "Mash Barrel." In addition to
these features the Sour Mash will
sponsor their monthly "Best Gag of
the Mon:h" contest In cooperation
with a national advertising concern,
with tha deadline for all entries set
for April 12. Entries must be made
with the understanding that all
rights to publish any Jokes are reserved and the editor's decision Is
final.
The first "Campus Sweetheart"
contest was held last year, being introduced by Sour Mash, under the
direction of Ross Chepeleff, editor
of the publication. The winner was
Miss Billle Holliday, of Winchester,
a member of Kappa Delta sorority.
Ballots will be found on page four
of today's Kernel.

day, April.
t" Alumni gymnasium.
Following the coronation of the
Junior Prom Queen, the candidates
were announced and pledged by the
active members of the organizaThose pledged are Walter
tion.
Coe, Thomas Watklns, Loren Lulls, E. C. Wooten, Ray Sutherland,
Wlckllffe Hendry. E. M. Allen, John
Morgan, Carden Meers, William
McConnell, Jack Way. Bill Oathof,
William Hall, James Palmore, Robert Rankin, and L. R. Haeburn.
The Lances' scholarship cup for
1938 was awarded to Delta Tau
Delta by Raymond Lathrem, president of the Junior honorary.
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ENGAGEMENTS

CANCELLED

The engagements of Mrs. May
Lamberton Becker, scheduled for
April 8, 9, and 10, have been cancelled due to Illness.

Heads Due
Petitions are now due for
editor and business manager
of The Kernel and the editor
of the Kentucklan. Thursday, April 15, is the deadline
for these petitions which are
to be submitted to Mr. James
secretary of
S. Shropshire,
the board of student publications.
According to Mr. Shropshire, the petition for editor-in-chof The Kernel must
Include a recommendation of
the executive board, while

CROSBY

CROONS

Ring Clown end Sing In
"WaikikI Wedding"

"Waiklkl Wedding," a musical
starring Blng Crosby. Bob Burns.
Shirley Ross, and Martha Raye, will
be the highlight of the
"College Night." which
begins at 8 o'clock tonight at the
Kentucky theatre.
The remainder of the program,
as announced by J. D. Ensmmger.
manager of The Kentucky, consists of a news reel, Betty Boop
cartoon, and screen pictorial.
Students must present the coupon, which can be found elsewhere
in today's Issue of the Kernel, prior
to 8 o'clock tonight, Mr. Ensminger
said. This coupon will entitle two
students to obtain tickets at the
matinee price of 27 cents Instead
of the night price.
Described as being one of Blng
Crosby's best singing vehicles "Wai
klkl Wedding" is filled with laughs
The scene is the
and
locale of Crosby's recent Pacific
Journey, Hawaii.
Kernel-sponsor-

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UNIT INSPECTED

the Kentucklan editor petition must Include recommendation of a business manager.
All petitions must be accompanied by a statement
from the registrar's office certifying the fact that the petitioner made a standing
during the previous semester.

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HIGH DEBATERS

ENTER STRETCH
Fifth and Sixth Rounds Up
Today; Finals Tomorrow
In Tourney

The final debate of the Kentucky
high school speech tournament,
which is under the sponsorship of
the department of extension, will be
held at 7:30 o'clock tomorrow night
in the auditorium of the Training
school, following completion today
of the tourney.
of the
Scheduled for today Is the fifth
round debating, which begins at
3 p. m., and the sixth round which
starts at 4 p. m. The fifth round
teams will be those which have won
two or more debates In previous
rounds, while the teams composing
the sixth round will have won three
or more debates.
At 7:30 p. m. tonight the semifinal round will be held should more
than two teams remain after the
sixth round.
Twenty-si- x
high schools are represented in the tournament. They
are: St. Xaxler. Louisville; Highlands, Fort Thomas: University
High, Lexington; Sulphur. Middles,
boro, New Haven, Palntsvllle, Providence, Lewlsburg, 6hepherdsville,
Catlettsburg,
Sonora, Winchester,
Mt. Sterling, Hindman, Heath. Columbia, Wayland, Somerset, Corbln,
Hopklnsvllle, Lowes, Elizabe thtown,
Frenchburg, Memorial, and Dansemi-fina-

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Approximately 300 students, fac-ilmembers, and alumni attended the annual College of Agrlcul-ur- e
banquet held Tuesday night
n the University Commons. Jesse
Tapp, Washington, D. C, president
f the Federal Surplus Products
Corporation, and Mrs. Ed R. Gregg
joulsvllle, both graduates of the
College of Agriculture,
were the
Logan Brown,
winclpal speakers.
resident of the Agricultural
presided at the dinner.
Pledges to Phi Upsllon Omlcron,
lonorary home economics organiby Nell
sation, were announced
Jhearer, president. They are Cor-lelCrafton, Henderson; La Verne
Royalty, Wllllsburg; Roberta At
lns, Straight Creek; Mary Jorden
Odor, Wllliamstown; Mary Balrd,
flodgenville, and Mamie Hart,

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STROLLERS TO REHEARSE
Strollers, student dramatic society, will hold a speclul rehearsal
Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock in
Memorial hall for all those participating in Amateur Night. The
Amateur Night program will be
given on Thursday night, April 15,
in the auditorium of the Training
School, it was announced yesterday by Eleanor Randolph, presiSongs
dent of the organization.
plays
and skits from
will make up the program.
well-kno-

For Next Series
Patrons will be given the'r
lust opportunities today and
tomorrow to secure tickets for
next season's series of live concerts, which are sponsored by
the Central Kentucky Community Concert association,
1'rof. R. D. Miintyre announced yesterday.
Tickets for admission to all
may be
five of the concert
inbought for $580. whW-cludes taxes. They may be
procured at the oflicet of
Prof. Mclntyr
and Miss
Sarah G. Blanding, dran of
women, and at the association's headquarters In the
Lafayette botcL

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Tau Beta honorary history fraternity, has been admitted to membership in Phi Alpha Theta, national honorary history fraternity,
according to a statement made by
the secretary. Donald King, at the
regular meeting of the fraternity,
Monday afternoon at the Woman's
building.
Officers for the coming year were
elected as follows: Henry L. Adams,
president; Jana Day Auxier,
and Anne Lang,
reasurer.
The new officers will
be Installed at the next meeting,
19.
April
The fraternity voted to set an
Initiation date and communicate
with Dr. A. N. eleven, of the University of Pittsburgh, who will serve
as Installation officer.
The following members of Tau
Beta will be initiated as charter
members of Tau Chapter of Phi Alpha Ths.a: Henry L. Adams, Jane
Day Auxier, Martha Campbell,
Mabel Fleming, Donald King, Mrs.
Ruby Murphy, James Oliver, Doris
Sickder, Mary Grlnter White, and
Roger C. Womack.
secretary-t-

Staff To Attend

KIPA Convention

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Louisville Times, will be the principal speakers at the spring convention of the Kentucky Intercollegiate Press Association today and
tomorrow at Centre College, DanDelegates from ten Kenville.
tucky colleges and universities are
expected to attend the meeting.
Awards will be made at the convention to the papers adjudged as
having the best news story, feature,
makeup, and editorial during this
school year.
Election of officers for the school
year 1937-'3- 8
will be held at the
concluding session Saturday morning. James P. Hanratty, editor of
the Centre College Centro and president of the association, will preside at the sessions.
Members of the Kernel 6taff who
will
attend the convention are
George Spencer, Alfred Vogel. RayDavid Salyers.
mond
George Kerler, Ross Chepeleff, and
Malcolm Patterson.

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FRANCES SADLER

Modern Dancers'
Conclude Brilliant
C.K.C.C. A. Series

By BETTY EARLE
Addison Fowler and Florenz Tamara, Internationally famous dance
rn
team, were presented in
dance Interpretations Tuesdaj
night at Henry Clay auditorium by
the Central Kentucky Community
Concert association.
Having performed throughout the
United States and Europe, Fcwler
and Tamara offered a varied program, pleasing to any follower oi
this art. Beginning with an "exotic
version of the modern dance, symbolic of East India," their selections
continued through a. French "Gavotte." continental numbers, Spanish dances, the Tango of 1936, followed by that of 1913, to a satire
entitled "The Debutante." The last
was especially amusing, allowing
adherents of the campus style ol
dancing to see themselves as they
may appear to others. The final
encores were in a similar vein, being brief satires on the dance as we
oommonly see it. The first twe
concerned the terpsichorean ability
of a "tired business man dancing
with his wife in a small town," ana
then the same person "in New York
with a chorus girl." Finally Miss
Tamara Impersonated Gloria Swan-so- n
and Mr. Fowler, Charlie Chaplin. Strauss' popular "Blue Danube" was especially well received.
Fowler and Tamara presented
themselves In a fascinatingly . expressive manner, each number done
with the utmost poise of the drama.
Their attractive and appropriate
costumes added vivid color to all.
Charles Ruetschl was the brilliantly accomplished pianist who
played a number of compositions
in complement to the dancers' selections.
Prof. R. D. Mclntyre again announced the concert program for
Miss Kaththe coming season.
arine Meisle, contralto of the Metwill
Opera Company,
ropolitan
open the series, followed by the
Ballet, the Barrere-Brl- tt
Jooss European
concertina, Guimar Novaes,
Brazilian pianist, and. finally, John
Charles Thomas, baritone.
ultra-mode-

BUCHANAN TO BE
CONVO

SPEAKER

Seven Members Of Kernel To Famous Educator Will Speak
At Special 4 P. M. ConvocaAttend Press Meeting
tion Monday; Professor
In Danville
Leckie To Preside
Barry Bingham,
the Louisville Courier-Journ-

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in
an election conducted by
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Ruth Johnson. Dorothy San-teMary Koppius, Rae
Lewis In Other Posts

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Alpha Zeta, honorary agriculFowler and Tamara Please
tural fraternity: Don F. Gilmore.
Capacity Audience With
3omerset; Charles Oatton, Brem-jInterpretations

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ROBINSON RETIRES

Frances Sadler. LouUufiu
'he CoIlee of Education,
was
v 'ted president of thS Association

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William Rudd, Hanson; Jamef
3uisenberry, Winchester; Campbell
E. Miller, Lexington; Robert Connor, Slmpsonville; Paul T. Barn-3t- t,
Bagdad; Jack Harrison,
Laban Jackson, Eminence;
Donald Mitts, Williamstown; W. P
Burnette. Fulton; Burl St. Clair.
Falls of Rough, and W. O. Hubbard,
Lexington.
Charles Dixon, chancellor, presided at the pledging.
George Kurtz, president of the
Block and Bridle club, presented
the following pledges of the organization: Sidney DeLong, Lexington;
Morris Williams, Ellzavllle; Marvin
Guthrie, Perryville; Julian Atkin
son, Carlisle; R. W. Rudd, Hanson;
J. B. Jones, Ellhu; Charles Gatton,
Bremen; Morris Gaines, Stanford;
Ray Brownfleld, Buffalo;- James
Hoover, Lexington; Fred Duncan,
Bagdad, and Norvel Colbert, Bedford. James Quisenberry, Winchester, was awarded a Block and Bridle
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Engineers and Educators To
Determine As To Whether History Honorary Is Given
College
Charter; Henry L. Adams
The Engineering
Elected President
Is To Be Acredited

Concert Tickets

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AT AGJBANQUET

BY COMMITTEE National Chapter

The visiting committee of the
Engineering Council on Professional
consisting
of five
Development,
noted engineers and educators, officially inspected the College of
Engineering Tuesday for ths purpose
of determining whether that college
should bs Industrially accredited
with that organization.
Dr. Harry A. Curtis, chemical engineer for the Tennessee Valley Authority, Is chairman of the committee. Other members are O. J. Davis,
University of Alabama, civil engineering; C. E. Lowall, University of
West Virginia, mining and metallurgy engineering; E. W. Obrlen.
editor of the Southern Power
engineering,
Journal, mechanical
and D2an W. 8. Rodman, University of Virginia, electrical engineering.
This committee Is Inspecting
every major engineering college in
the southeastern part of the United
States. Other groups will report on
others sections of the country. A
central committee, composed of the
chairman of all of the district aggregations, will hear the reports
and will release the final ratings of
each course In all of the colleges
visited.
Dr. W. E. Freeman, assistant
dean of the College of Engineering,
stated yesterday that he was confident that the University would receive favorable rating.

Louisville Girl Defeats Dorothy Wunder.ich For Presidency of UKy

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Junior Honorary
Pledges Seventeen Gymnastic
Martha
In Prom Ceremony liurns, hhlrley Raye, Bob
Koss, and
Annual pledging ceremonies for
IT candidates for Lances, Junior
men's honorary fraternity, was
held during theJunlor Prom Mon-

Petitions For
Publication

NEW SERIES NO. 48

12:30 Luncheon To Be Served
To Representatives At
'esse Tanp, Mrs. Ed R. Grcgtf
University Commons
Are Guest Speakers At
Delegates from eight Kentuckv
Annual Dinner Tuesdav
colleges will convene at noon to
Night; 300 Attend

morrow In the Woman's building
under the auspices of the local W
A. A., to form a state organization
of Women's Athletic Associations
Miss Sarah O. Blandlng, dean of
women, will spenk on the "Purpose
of a State Organization" at a
luncheon to be held In the Commons at 12:30 p. m.
Invitations were sent to 22 colleges In Kentucky. The eight colleges which will be represented
besides the University, are Transylvania, Morehead, Centre, University of Louisville, Eastern,
and Western.
Other colleges replied to the invitation, showing Interest In the
aim of the conference, but declarec'
that they were unable to attenc"
because of the distances their respective schools were located frorr
Lexington. They requested that e
report of the conference be sent
them.
Following registration and the
luncheon, the delegates will assemble In the Woman's building tc
discuss the proposed constitution
and to make plans for adopting it.
Reports will be made upon the various point systems In use In different colleges.
Jane Welch, president of the orwill preside
ganization,
at the
luncheon and will Introduce Miss
Averill, advisor for the University
of Kentucky W. A. A., who will In
turn Introduce Miss Blandlng. Mist
Welch will also preside at the afternoon meeting.
The committees in charge of the
program are as follows: Runelle
Palmore. registration; uorotny Har
ris, Martha Hawkins, and Eleanor
Snedeker, lunctvibn; Mary Austin
Wallace and Rosemary Clinkscales,
receDtlon: Dorothy Wunderllch and
Mary Edith Bach has charge of the
tea.

P. M.

Voting Bout
WonByF rancis Sadler, Aejip
Leader Of Women Students

FOR W.A.A. MEE1
Dean Sarah Blandinjr To Ad
dress Grouo Convening At
Noon Tomorrow In
Women's Buildinsr

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MEMORIAL HALL

KENTUCKY

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, APRIL

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CONVOCATION

Dr. Scott Buchanan, professor of
liberal arts at the University of
Chicago, will speak on "The Monastic Complex in Modern Education," at a special convocation at 4
p. m. Monday, April 12, In Memorial hall. Dr. O. O. Leckie, acting
head of the department of philosophy, will preside at the convocation and introduce Doctor Buchanan. Pres. Frank L. McVey will
be on the speakers' platform.
He is now a member of the group
which President Hutchlns of Chicago appointed to study and consider the function of liberal arts in
colleges and universities.
Doctor
Buchanan is a regular speaker in
Cooper Union on subjects conthe
cerning adult education.
Before going to the University of
Chicago, he was associate professor of philosophy at the University
of Virginia, Richmond. Previous to
that he taught at the City College
He
of New York and at Harvard.
received his Ph. D. In Philosophy
from Harvard.

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association.
Other officers
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president Rae LeWis jUoV
who defc.ES
flCmmerce'
Mam
Har,t: sea,retary, Dorothy
Samen. junior in the College
of
Arts and Sciences, who won
over
Itnn POttv?r: treaSr..Ruth Joh
In the College of
wh0 defeted Susan An-- ?f
town
U,and
Mary Elizabeth Koppius, Junto?
to
the
Arts and
who defeated Ruth Ecton Sciences
Candidates for the offices were
selected by a committee composed
or the Dean of Women,
the president of the association, and one
member of the A. W. S. council
whose appointment was approved
by that body. This method of nomination was inaugurated this year.
In order to exclude the political
bargaining which has characterized
campus elections in past years,
nominees for the positions were not
announced
until yesterday, their
names appearing for the first time
on the ballots.
Eligibility for the presidency of
the A. W. S. requires that the girl
complete five semesters of college
work, at least three in the University. The
must have
completed three semesters, two of
which must be in the University,
and secretary, treasurer, and town

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representative must have completed two semesters In the University.

Kampus
Kernels
Time sheets for students working under the National Youth Administration are due in at the offices of the Dean of Men and Dean
of Women by noon Saturday, April
10, Dean T. T. Jones announced
yesterday.

Phi Mu Epsllon, advanced mathesociety, will meet next

matics

Thursday at

4 p. m. in McVey hall.
Prof. O. B. Ader of the department
of mathematics will be the speaker.

The Block and Bridle club will
hold an important meeting Thursday night, April IS, at the Agricultural building. At this meeting the
election of officers for the coming
year will be held. All members are
urged to attend.
The Dutch Lunch club will meet
today at noon at the Maxwell Presbyterian church. There will be an
election of officers for the coming
year. Dr. D. V. Hegeman will speak
on the "Statue of Women In
Oer-many- ."

The Senior Cabinet of the Y. W.
C. A. will meet today at three p. m.
in the Woman's building.
The Worship Group of the Y. W.
at 3 p. m.
in the Woman's building, with
Nancy Miller In charge of the program. The representatives of the
peace group will discuss "The
Christian Attitude Towards War."
C. A. will meet Monday

There will be a meeting of the
Sophomore Commission at 4:30 p.
m. In the Woman's building, with
Franc?s Kerr, the Girl Reserve
secretary, as the main speaker.

SOCIOLOGY CLASS
VISITS CINCINNATI
Mrs. Dorothy Lawson, assistant
professor of sociology, and 16 members of the Community Welfare
class sat in on the Juvenile docket
of the Domestic Relations division
of the Probate Court in Cincinnati
Wednesday.
A luncheon meeting was held at
the University of Cincinnati Y. M.
C. A. with reprsentatlves from the
Community Chest.

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"Take him out!"
Another individual who earns his livelihood
by competing with the public is the professor.
Yet if his performance is uncolorful, unimpressive, his owner whips him not. Thrice weekly
he struts into the classroom and attacks his combroadside of
pulsory audience with a
behind his scholarSmug
academic halitosis.
ship titles he is a river of wisdom, a murky river
of wisdom understood only by his misplaced
His lecture
intelligence.
and
masquerades in frosty, senile verbage. His "listeners" look to the windows for consolation or
prattle with fellow victims for diversion. To
combat this, occasionally he bursts with rage,
deploring inattention, damning the impolite,
and extolling the ease with which he learned
In most cases, the professor was
his subject.
taught this subject by a savant who painted his
work with humor, sympathy, and digestible
knowledge.

Here in the University are several bland bores
whose prominence is blamable on a collegiate
peerage (Professor), given to him by educational magnates. It is solely because of this brand
(Professor) that students act respectfully towards him. After all we customers are here to
graduate. If we are sycophantic enough in our
infrequent dealings with the teacher, this informative stone may be flattered to the point of
acquiescence and pass us; hence we achieve our
aim.
Year after year students complain about the
The employers do nothing
same professors.
about it. Perhaps they are unconscious of this
scholastic poison. But this campus disease must
be antidoted.
The comedian, the actress, the senator, and
the athlete were all fired at the first sign of inWhy spare the professor?
competence.
Every man will have his own criterion in
forming his judgment of others. I depend
very much on the effect of affliction. I consider how a man comes out of the furnace;
gold will lie for a month in a furnace without losing a grain. Richard Cecil.

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Humor -"- Can I bring a friend?"
Sentiment -- "Of course I love her! Haven't
met?"
I been flunking all of my classes since we
DON'T LOOK NOW, BU- T- you've been
writing in my diary the last three days, roomate!
CAMPUSIGHS:

Explaining to your heartbeat back home
about that little scandal column item.
miss2. Explaining to your professor about
exam.
ing that last
3. Explaining to your gal friend about what
you were doing with her date the other night.
the
4. Explaining to your family about why
one.
next check has to be a large
5. Explaining.
1.

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According to recent newspaper dispatches the Nazi
government of Germany has Issued a decree whereby
all Invalids of Germany are to be made fit for the
coming war. The method by which such a miracle Is
to be accomplished Is through an extensive program
of physical exercise.
According to the plan the invalids will start
and gradwith a light exercise with dumb-bel- ls
ually work into more vigorous forms of exercise
such as road work, at the end of which the invalids are expected to march with the regular
army with packs on their backs. A more appropriate wording of the plan is that Germany's
"dumb-bel- l"
will start the invalids off with mild
exercise.
This and many other decrees of the Hitler govern-

ment cannot help but bring forth contempt and disgust from democratic countries. Such decrees easily
point out the brutality of the German government
and promote a feeling of pity for the German people.
The man. Hitler. Is a character to incite the most
passive imagination. One often wonders if he and
others like him are not born in incubators. It is hard
to believe that men of this type could have had a
mother.
men are
The tactics of Hitler and his right-ha- nd
Inhuman, unjust, and contradictory to all religious,
moral, and mental ethics. Just how far Hitler intends to go in this supresslon may be seen In the fact
that he is to have himself supplanted for Christ in
the Bible.
It is not for this writer of this column to start expounding his or anyone else's religious beliefs, but in
regard to Hitler, the writer feels safe in saying that
all Christian religions regard him in somewhat the
same manner.
Even the most religious of persons, whether
they will admit it or not, must revel in the satisfaction that in the life beyond this world there
will be some sort of reckoning for those who here
on earth have been dealt unmereifully with their

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Harold Bush must be the man of
the semester with KD Miriam
The story goes that
Gardhouse.
they were parked in the side entrance of Patterson hall waiting to
toll the knell of petting day when
they lost all sense of time and came
back to reality about 20 minutes too
late to be received at the hall without ringing the night bell. Consecampus for
quently a week-en- d
Miriam and a lonely week-en- d
for
Harold.

Annual Alumni Day
Scheduled For June 3
letter to all members of the
Alumni Association giving a tentative outline of the annual Alumni
Day celebration Is being sent out
s,
this week, according to R. K.
alumni secretary.
The outline gives June S as Alumni Day, wi:h registration beginning
Reunions of all classes
it 9 t. in '02
ending in
and '07 will be held
at noon. At 7 p. m. the annual
Alumni banquet will be held in the
University Commons. Also on 'the
program Is the baccalaureate services at 3 p. m. for the June graduating class.
day proThe Commencement
gram, Friday, June 4, Includes the
10 a. m., a lunchmain exercises at
eon for alumni at noon, and the
annual meeting of the Association
at 1:30 p. m.
Lists of members of his or her
class, with addresses and present
occupation, are also being sent to
each member of the Association.
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On Exhibition
Floods, and now sand storms!
Yes,
Sand storms in Kentucky?
In the heart of the Blue Grass,
shifting sands have completely engulfed one whole area and have
completely buried two houses in
that area. State geologists say
there is no danger, however, of the
'and spreading to other sections of
the state as the condition is only
one of local extent.
Is this geological phenomena a
result of soil erosion, or is it brought
about through lack of soli preservation? Is It a result of improper
farming or lack of rain? No, this
sand storm was not caused by any
of these conditions.
In fact, this
sandy area only covers about 18
square feet; the sand is only two
Inches deep and the sand covered
houses are only three inches high
These Central Kentucky sand
storms are man made and are com
pletely glass enclosed so that no
one need worry about the sands
shifting to other sections of the
state. The department of geology
at the University has a small mod
el of a typical sand storm area, run
by a blower fan.
The students at tne university
use this small working model in
their geology studies. The blower
is set at one end of the glass
model and can be set at dif
ferent speeds to correspond with
wind changes similar to real
storms.
The sand is allowed to
blow against small houses set up In
the model, and according to nat
ural processes the sand slowly

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