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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION
SEMI-WEEKL-

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KERNEL

UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

OF

University Band
Will Appear On
Sunday Musicale

GIVES VIEWS ON
U. K. PROBLEMS
President Describes Housing,
Academic. Citizenship,
Social Plights on
Campus
HAMMERS STUDENTS
ON IRREGULARITIES
Collegians Are Designated As
"Refugees from In-

formation"
The will to learn and Its effect
upon the development of American
housing
schoola, the University's
problems, student class room difficulties, the Immoderations
that
characterize some collegians, the
open mind policy, and the campus as
a citizenship practice field, were
the features of Pres. Frank L.
Mc-Ve- y's

"Between TJs" convocation
held Tuesday morning In Memorial
hall.
Doctor McVey told the history of
American universities and pointed
out that since the organization of
William and Mary, colleges have
multiplied and developed swiftly,
showing that there Is a great human purpose behind education.
This purpose can be brought to its
acme only when there Is wholehearted cooperation between the
government and the people. Doctor McVey praised the work and assistance that the Kentucky legislature has rendered the University
He also declared that the alumni
and the Incumbent students mast
feel that common purpose for the
improvement and progress of their

alma mater.
Next, the president elaborated the
housing problems that face the institution. Through state and federal loans and grants the University Is building engineering, law, and
heating plants. However, there are
other accommodation ailments. A
larger women's dormitory, a student union building, an art gallery,
a fieldhouse, a swimming pool, an
Infirmary, and several others are
needed. He spoke loftily of the
work carried on In the Art
Center despite the minimum of facility the building provides. ThP
academic sites on the campus the
science building and the Commerce
won-'der-

ful

College require Immediate substitution. Doctor McVey asserted that
the reason for the demand of new
and larger quarters Is an outgrowth
of the facts that the University has
not been enlarged since 1931 and

that the student enrollment has
creased 900 since that year.

in-

In reference to school work and
grades. President McVey remarked
on the appalling "mortality rate of
(Continued on Page Four)

Veteran Cast
Portrays Roles
In Next Play
Ruth Johnston, Albert Moffett,
Sidney Buckley, Lee Heine, Douglas
Whitcomb and William Curry are
six of the students who will appear
in "Invitation to a Murder," which
will open at the Guignol, Feb. 15,
for a week's run.
Miss Johnston, recently elected
of the sophomore
class, has the romantic lead. She
appears as Estelle Channing, niece
and one of the heirs of the eccenAltric Miss Lorinda Channing.
bert Moffett, a sophomore In the
College of Arts and Sciences, portrays the character of Walter
Channiny, another of Miss Lorinda 's
heirs.
Sidney Buckley Is Martin, the butler; Lee Heine portrays the part of
Mr. Dixon, and will also help with
the sound effects. Douglas Whitcomb plays Sergeant Selbrldge and
William Curry will be seen as the
court photographer. All If these
players have had experience In previous Guignol productions.
ent

The University Concert band under the direction of John Lewis, Jr.,
will make Its first appearance of
the season at the Sunday Afternoon Musicale at 4 p. m., January
24, In Memorial hall. The concert
will be open to the public without
admission charge.
As a novel feature on the program Mr. Lewis is presenting a
wood wind quintet composed of
William Merton, flute; Nolan Hlb-nc- r,
clarinet; Russell McKiskt, oboe;
Harry Zimmerman, French horn,
and Frank Bowsher, bassoon.
The program to be presented Is
as follows:
Bridal Song from "Rural Wedding Symphony"
Ooldmark
Symphony in B fiat (First
Movement)
Fauchet
Woodwind Quintet: William Merton, flute; Nolan Hlbner, clarinet; Russell McKlskl, oboe;
Harry Zimmerman,
French
horn, and Frank Bowsher, bassoon
Selected
Overture Triumph of Alexander
(Class A contest number for
Kentucky High School Bands)
Richards
(Fourth Symphony)
Andantino
Tschalkowsky
Sullivan
Iolanthe (Overture)
Deep Purple
Peter de Rose

YMCAlANQUET
HELD

TUESDAY

Independent and Fraternity
Discussion Groups Are
Honored; Over 200 Men
Attend Event
Two hundred men students of the
University, comprised of fraternity
men and Independents, were In attendance at the annual Y. M. C. A.
banquet held Tuesday night, Jan.
19, in the University Commons.
Dr. Henry Noble Sherwood, president of Georgetown College, was the
principal speaker and was introduced by Merton Oyler, chairman
of the Y. M. C. A. advisory board.
Entertainment Included vocal selections by Miss Margaret Whaley,
accompanied by Miss Elizabeth Till-e- tt.
Invocation was given by Tom
Spragens, student president of the
Y. M. C. A.
The members of the two groups
that were guests of honor at the
banquet because of their attendance
record for the discussions were
Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, and
occupants of a student rooming
house at 336 Harrison avenue.
Organizations taking part Included Alpha Gamma Rho, Phi Delta
Theta, Phi Kappa Tau, Alpha Tau
Omega, PI Kappa Alpha, Triangle,
Sigma Phi Epsilon, Kappa Alpha,
Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma,
Delta Tau Delta, Alpha Sigma Phi.
Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Delta Chi.
hall, Kinkead hall,
Breckinridge
Bradley hall, and rooming houses
at 336 Harrison, 315 S. Lime, and 655
S. Lime.
Leaders were T. R. Bryant. A. H.
Hall, Rev. George O'Bryan, H. H.
Downing. L. L. Dantzler, T. T. Jones.
Dr. R. W. Miles. James Shropshire.
Henry Beaumont, T. Aubrey Morse,
Otto Koppius, Eldon Tucker, W. 8.
Taylor, A. E. Evans, C. E. Tucker, J.
H. Martin. Henry Spragens, B. P.
Ramsey, David Lewis, Rabbi Milton
Graffman, Jasper Hodson, G. G.
Leckle and A. E. Bureau.

Posters Sent Out
For Summer School

All Campus Hop
Set For Feb. 3
dance of the
The first
spring semester will be held Wednesday. Feb. 3, in the Alumni gymnasium from 8 until 10:30 o'clock.
Admission will be 25 cents per couple
or stag.

to 8:50 K through L
9:00 to 9:60 M through O

10:00 to 10:50 P through
11:00 to 11:508

OFFICER'S NAME OMITTED

In the account of the sophomore
office appointments, the name of
William Young, secretary-treasurCollege of Engineering, was unintentionally omitted. The Kernel
regrets this error.
er,

("WENS HOLD MEETING
dinner and meetA combination
ing was held by Cwens, national
sophomore honorary last night at
the Blue Moon. The group discussed
plans for the booth which they will
have in the gymnasium on the two
days of registration.

i

C through D
E through O
H through J
11:00 to 11:50 Miscellaneous,
A through Z
8:00 to 8:50
9:00 to 9:50
10:00 to 10:50

R

AFTERNOON
1:30 to 2:20 T through Z
2:30 to 3:30 A through B
3:30 to 4:20 Miscellaneous
K through Z and A

through

1:30 to 4:30 Miscellaneous
A through Z

New

System Requires Full
Cooperation of AH

A revised registration schedule
for the second semester carrying out
the alphabetical system sponsored
last year by The Kernel and Inaugurated the first semester, was released yesterday by Ezra Gillls,

registrar.
The schedule was changed this
semester in order not to place at a
disadvantage those students whose
names fall In the last part of he
alphabet, and so that all students
might have a fair chance in registering under the new system.
In urpinf students to cooperate with the new schedule,
Mr. Gillis has requested the observance of four rules: first.
And out what time the Initial
of your last name Is listed on
the schedule; second, do not
try to register In a group which
does not bear your initial;
third, do not come to registration headquarters until your
initial is listed on the registration schedule; and fourth, do
not classify until you are registered.
The same arrangement regarding
classification will be continued this
semester.
Clares will be held to
half their quota the first day in
order that those registering the
second day will have an equal opportunity to get the classes they
wish.
University authorities and students alike have praised the new
system and its efficiency. Ample
success the first
evidence of 1'
semester was the fact that only
three students reported for registration at the wrong period.

PLANS

SET

FINANCIAL

DRIVE

YMCA Campaign to Be Conducted in Conjunction With

Second Semester Registration

Dr. H. H. Willard, of the Univerdepartment of
chemistry, will speak before the
Lexington section of the American
Chemical society at 7:30 p. m. Tuesday, Jan. 26, in the Kastle hall lecture room, on "Ultra Violet Fluores-cenand Its Applications."
The lecture is Illustrated by lantern slides and a considerable number of exhibits and demonstrations.
ec

o'clock While Main Go
Scheduled for 8 p. m.

Helen Jepson
Well Received By
Concert Group

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Exams! The Day of Judgement Is Upon' Us
r

By R. M. RANKIN

"Into the valley of death rode
the" 3.4.r)6 students. Yea, verily,
twice a year at the University of
Kentucky there are seven days set
aside for the judgement of the poor
and lowly student, by the high
lords.

Is always a great wailing
crying In the houses of Boyd

and
and

and in the halls of
Breckinridge, Bradley and Kinkead,
and even greater Is the sorrowing
and moaning In the dwellings of
certain societies called fraternities
and sororities.
Now it always comes to pass that
there is a week set aside from the
other weeks. This week starts upon the last Saturday, In the first
commonly
month of the year
called January. On this week the
great battle of wits commences,
and the high priests and overlords
cry in a loud voice, "They shall not
pass, yeah man."

Patterson

Kittens' Game Starts at 6:30

ns,

sity of Michigan,

over

FKOSH MEET MANUEL
IN PRELIMINARY TILT

The following official schedule
for the examinations
for all
colleges except law was released
by the office of the Registrar
yesterday afternoon.
All Monday, Wednesday, and
Friday classes will be examined
in the morning, and all Tuesday,
Thursday, and Saturday classes
In the afternoon, while classes
meeting four or more times a
week will be examined in the
morning.
The daily schedule is as follows:

soph-omi-

MICHIGAN U. CHEMIST
WILL SPEAK AT U. K.

mighty

Title

Press Fraternity
Initiates Pledges

tobacco marketing
specialist of the United States Department of Agriculture, will be the
principal speaker at the alumni
luncheon of the College of Agriculture which will be held from 12
noon until 1:15 p. m. Wednesday,
January 28, at the Wellington Arms
Tea Room.
More than 100 reservations have
been made for this luncheon, which
is the first of its kind in Lexington.
It will be attended by former students of the University College of
Agicrulture In Lexington for the
Farm and Home convention, January 26 to 29.
Luncheon tickets may be obtained by making reservations at the
registration desks in the Livestock
pavilion and Memorial hall.

and

Year's S. E.

trips

H. W. Taylor,

priests

Exam Schedule
Officially Given

Hears

Wellington Arms

The poor and lowly slaves cry
out with a great gnashing of teeth
"Much learning doth make one
mad." But the great days of Judgement must be met nevertheless.
Certain questions are compiled by
and these said
the headma-ster- s
questions are given in rooms set
aside for that purpose for seven
fearful days.
For seven fearful night the lowly
students sharpen their blunt wits
for the coming Judgement. They
retreat to their raves and fortify
themselves with sharp pencils, seldom used books, scraps of paper
and various kinds of distilled
spirits, that can be bought at your
nearest drug store in various colors
uud sizes.
On the other battle front the
mad professors gleefully fill their
pens and pour over many volumes
in search of difficult questions. They
prepare to separate the students
one from the other, even as a

31

Bolh 'Cats and Vols Claim
To Be Defenders of Last

Plans have been completed for
the annual financial campaign of
the University Y. W. C. A., to be
conducted this year in conjunction
with semester registration, according to announcement yesterday by
secretary Bart N. Peak.
Bob Freebur. treasurer of the
1st
Saturday, January 23
"Y," will be In charge of the camhour classes.
paign, which Is conducted each year
Monday, January 25
2nd
Following is the list of official
to give every male student an ophour classes.
Commencement dates as releasportunity to contribute personally
Tuesday, January 26
3rd
ed by the committee in charge of
to the support of the organization. In
hour classes.
arangements:
recent years, this campaign has
Wednesday, January 27 4th
Tuesday, Jan. 26
Alumni
been conducted during the first
hour classes.
banquet, 6:30 p. m., Unisemester, but it, was found that only
Thursday, January 28
5th
versity Commons.
a minority of the male student
hour classes.
Sunday, Jan. 31
Baccalbody could be reached and it is
Friday, January 29
6th
aureate services, 3 p. m.,
hoped that this will be remedied
hour classes.
Memorial hall, followed by
under the new plan.
Saturday. January 30
7th
Faculty club tea for gradand 8th hour elates.
A policy will be followed giving
uates. Faculty club rooms,
Forenoon
examinations
will
each student an opportunity to conMcVey halL
begin at 8:30, and afternoon
tribute one dolar. and will be given
Monday, Feb. 1 Commence2:00.
examinations at
this opportunity at registration
ment exercises, 3 p. m.,
time. However, this is distinctly
Memorial hall, followed by
not a minimum conribution. and a
tea at Maxwell Place.
student may give any amount he
sees fit.
The Y. M. C. A. plays an important part, directly or Indirectly, in
campii" life, and Is directed toward
the welfare of men students in the
University. The expense of administration of the "Y" is borne by the
University, but the financing of its Capacity
Audience
enactivities Is
Metropolitan Opera
Education Honoraries Hold varied on individual dependent
tirely
contribution.
Soprano
Banquet for Seniors and The "Y" sponsors such projects as
Graduate Students at the the fraternity discussion groups,
By GEORGE FESKOE
deputation
to Kentucky
Phoenix Hotel
schools, and Is continually engaged
Glamorous Helen Jepson, Metroin charity work.
politan Opera soprano and one of
The second annual banquet given
the most popular radio artists, sang
by Kappa Delta Pi and Phi Delta
to a capacity audience in the second
Kappa, honorary educational fraof the season's community concert
ternities, for the seniors and gradseries at the Henry Clay auditorium
uate students of the College of EduFaction Inducts Tuesday night.
cation, was held Monday night at Journalism
Presenting
Buckley. Shaw. Gay,
a diversified reperthe Phoenix hotel with approxitoire. Miss Jepson enchanted her
and Watkins
mately 60 students In attendance.
audience not only with her vocal
Dean W. S. Taylor presided and
Initiation ceremonies for four men ability but also her poignant peracted as toastmaster.
were held Tuesday night by Delta sonality as well as her proficiency
Among the persons who spoke on Sigma Chi, honorary men's Jour- as an Interpreter. In addition to
the program were Dean P. P. Boyd, nalism fraternity, at the home of a linguistic variety, her program
selections ranged from simple lulj
Elmer G. Sulzer, faculty advisor.
who gave a talk on "What Teaching Means to Me"; J. D. Williams,
Those inducted were Sidney Buck- -. labies to impressive arias, all of
director of the training school, ley, Sturgis, sophomore In Journal- - which were enthusiastically received
by the audience. Her gracious and
re
whose address was entitled "Gaudla ism; Clifford Shaw, Louisville,
profuse encores did all but appease
in Journalism; Thomas Wat-kiFuerunt"; Prof. M. E. Ligon, head
London, sophomore in Jour- her listeners.
of the teachers' placement bureau,
Miss Jepson sang with an ease
spoke on "Helping Yourself to Help nalism:
and Marvin Gay. Mt.
Sterling. Junior in journalism.
Others"; and Dr. H. H. Hill, superthat was not at all affected by her
Members of the initiation team range and tonality. Her surpassing
intendent of public schools, who
spoke on "Mark of an Educated were Mr. Sulzer. George M. Spen- ability was easily demonstrated in
cer. Oscar Wisner, Morton Kelly, the singing of the aria "Ah fors e
Man."
"La Traviate," but
speakers were introduced by and Dave Salyers. was formed as a lui" from Verdi's
The
It was not shadowed In the least by
Delta Sigma Chi
Several selections
Taylor.
Dean
organization last year after her encore of "Vissa d'arte e d'amor"
were given by the University high local
requesting withdrawal of its charter from Puccini's "Tosca."
school orchestra under the direction as
the Kentucky chapter of Sigma
Since each of her seven program
of Alexander Capurso.
Delta Chi. national Journalism fra- divisions retained their IndividualiWelcoming addresses were given ternity. The organization recognizes ty, there was a great deal of differby William Pell, president of Kappa outstanding men in the field of ence among the audience as to their
Delta Pi. and D. C. Kemper, presi- Journalism on the campus.
favorite selection, but all would agree
A short business meeting was held that the universal Strauss appeal
dent of Phi Delta Kappa.
following the ceremonies. The next was exemplified in the charming
meeting of the organization will be "Tales from the Vienna Woods."
EXECUTIVE OFFICERS
held Tuesday, Feb. 9, at 324 Ayles- - j Miss Jepson supplimented
her
BY SUKY ford Place.
program most generously with a
Vendiversity of encores as "The
Members of SuKy Circle voted KAVANAUGII TO TALK
turesome Mouse." by Wolfgang, "The
unanimously to continue present ofAT ALUMNI BANQUET Nightingale and the Rose," "L'hiver."
ficers during the next semester at
"A Modern Lullaby," and her cona meeting held Tuesday afternoon
George Kavanaugh. '25. business cluding song, "Coming Home."
in the basement of the Alumni gym- manager of Berea College. Berea.
An artist in his own right was the
nasium.
will be the principal speaker at the accompanist, Dr. Ernst worn, wno
Officers of SuKy are Donald annual mid-ye- ar
banquet for grad- in his solo group played Chopin's
Buchanan, president; Anne Lang, uates given by the Alumni Associa- "Nocturne In C sharp minor," Hay-deDorothy Nichols, tion to be held at 6:30 o'clock nejl
"Rondo in C major,"
secretary, and William Dennlston. Tuesday evening In the University
"Children at Play," and
treasurer.
for an encore. "A Russian Dance."
Commons.
The memory of Miss Jepson's outThe circle also voted to contribToastmaster for the occasion will
ute to the junior Pershing Rifles be H. B. Palmore, '14, president and standing concert will long be cherConfederate drill unit which is be- general manager of the Kentucky ished by the Lexingtonians who reing organized.
Concrete Pipe company. Frankfort. ceived her so enthusiastically.

ANNUAL DINNER

Former Agriculture Students
To Be Feted at the

There

FOR

SENIORS GIVEN

Alumni Luncheon
To Be Wednesday

M.

Ruppmen to Play First
Conference Tilt Tomorrow,
Facing Tennessee Quintet

Commencement
Dates Released

Students

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NEW SERIES NO.

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B

Students Asfed to Observe
Schedule In Registering

MODERN EDUCATION TOPIC
Dean W. S. Taylor of the College
of Education was the principal
speaker at the January meeting of
the Woman's association of Georgetown held Tuesday afternoon In
that city. Tls subject was "What
Educational Plan Will Meet Modern Needs?"

Wednesday, February

:00

January 21

Three UK Delegates
To Attend KPA Meet

Printing" Saturday.

MORNING

Concert Orchestra Will Give
First Appearance on

Three thousand summer school
posters have been mailed to superintendents and principals of the
high schools In the state of Kentucky and to out of state students
who have attended a previous summer session, according to an announcement made by Dr. Jesse E.
Adams, director of the summer
school sessions.
The 1937 summer school will offer
650 courses in the two semesters.
The first semester will begin June
the 14 and the second July 19.

Three representatives from
University will attend the midwinter meeting of the Kentucky
Press association to be held in
Louisville January 31, 22. and 23.
Prof. Victor K. Portmann of the
department, James
Journalism
Shropshire, director of student publications, and Have Griffith, superintendent of The Kernel printing
plant, will be present at the meeting.
Professor Portmann will lead a
round table discussion on "Cooperative Advertising" Friday morning,
and Dave Griffith will discuss "Job

Schedule for Registration
Tuesday, February 2

'CATS VS. VOLS
TOMORROW

KENTUCKY

I.KXINfiTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, JANUARY

DOCTOR McVEY

HASKETKALL

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his sheep from
his goats, (mostly gouts). The professors also take great pains, and
practice the art of making certain
strange signs, that look much like
D's and E's.
Finally as the beginning of the
great day of the great week of the
month, of the first month ot the
year, commonly called January)
dawns, the students don sack cloth
and ashes and walk with great fear
and trembling to their classrooms.
Others of a more Jovial nature cry
out In loud voices, "Let us eat,
drink and be merry for tomorrow
we die."
And still more finally as the herd
of book slaves walk through the
prison doors, the mad professors
gleefully stalk in the corridors and
glare balefully at the milling herd
of dazed students, and with a triumphant sneer they slam the cell
doors shut and and tiie questions
are given and the great test Is upon
them.

shepherd dividcth

Professor Grehan's

By MACK HUGHES
The University of Tennessee Volunteers will march into Lexington
tomorrow to meet the Wildcat
in what promises to be the
most outstanding and most hotly
contested battle to take place in the
Alumni gymnasium during the current season.
In a preliminary game the Kittens will take on the Manual quintet in nn attempt to avenge an
early .season loss to the Fnlls city
team.
Both the Vols and Cats have
made claim the Southeastern crown
last year. The Tennesseeans claim
comes from their winning of the
tournament which was held in
Knoxville last year and in which
the outstanding quintets In the
Southeastern conference competed.
At the finish of the regular playing season last year the Wildcats
were at the top of the list by virtue
of wins and losses; hence their
claim to the title. The Volunteers
and the Wildcats are both ranked
as outstanding favorites to annex
he conference title this year.
The game will be the first conference tilt for the Big Blue and
Coach Rupp hopes to start off in
the win column. His outlook on
tomorrow's game however is not so
bright. The Vols have already
played and defeated two Southeastern quintets. The only tilt that
they have dropped this season was
the one they lost to a powerful
Arkansas team In a game played in
the Sugar Bowl In New Orleans.
Last season the Tennesseeans
split the home and home games
with the 'Cats, winning the game
played In Lexington and dropping
the one played in Knoxville. They
also defeated the Wildcats l;i the
bas-kete- ers

Southeastern tournament.

The Volunteers have a stronger
team than that which played here
last year. Only one player. Anderson, was lost by graduation, and
his place is well filled by Logan,
high scoring sophomore. The rest
of the team is made up of seasoned
players. Johnson and Masterson
will probably hold down the guard
positions. Captain Marshall
will
lead the Vols into battle and his
running mate at the other forward
position will be Putman. who has
developed a trick shot which is reputedly unguardable.
It will be interesting
to watch how Coach
Rupp, who has a reputation for
developing methods for tieing up
unstoppable offenses, will handle
this player.
Walter Hodge, who has played
such outstanding ball as a sophomore, will be the guard opposite
Putman. Captain Donohue is scheduled to start at the other guard
position and Thompson will probably replace Walker at the pivot
post. Hagan and Carlisle will hold
down their usual positions at the
forward posts for the Kentucky
team.
The opening game between the
freshmen and Manual should be
every bit as colorful as the main
feature of the evening. In their
first meeting this season in Louisville, the Manual five emerged victorious by the slim margin of one
point, that made in the closing seconds of the tilt.
Even since that game the Kittens have been the subject of ridicule for losing to a high school
team. The Yearlings have sworn to
redeem themselves and to win by
such a score that every trace of a
blot on their record will be wiped
off.

Condition Improving

Professor Enoch Grehan. head of
the department of journalism, who
became ill Sunday night and was
removed to St. Josephs Hospital,

was reported as much improved last
night by attaches of the hospi'al.
Professor Grehan was taken to
the hospital Monday morning, ami
his condtion was critical for several
days, but yesterday much iniprov
metit was shown.
Due to his illness, however, he
probablv will not be able to resume
his duties at the University until
late next semester.
WATTIKS

TO LEC1TKE

TODAY

"Social Background of the
in the State Institutions,"
will be the subject of a lecture to
be given today by Dr. J. H Watters,
Frankfort, director of the division
of corrections of the Kentucky department in Frazee hall. Doctor
Watters' lecture will be Illustrated
by lantern slides.

Kampus
Kernels
Students working under the
Nat uruU Youth administration
will receive their pay chetkn today at the tiuMiir office. Dean
T. T. Jones announced.
The
pay checks will be given out
from 9 until 11:30 a. m., and
pay
from 1 until 4 p. m. The
cheek are for the work month
December 10 to January 10.
The University B. S. U. council
will meet at 5:30 p. m. Bunday i i
the Calvary Baptist church. This
will be the last meeting of the
semester and all members are requested to be there.

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This Campus
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That IDorld

By RALPH E. JOHNSON
man from time to time there comes stealing little feelings of uneasiness known as suppressed desire, which stir him out
of lethargy, fill him with ambitions to hitch onto a star. Yet after a
...He wouldn't tale as a modem leather just short-livbut blustery career they die the death of every desire supbecause he taught, as it were. .
pressed.
zephyrs blow and my
With the barrsl few exception, modem edit
Often into my Inner mind these spring-lik- e
calm rrtriving the highest pioleoiships and mind's rye pictures me well embarked on the career suggested by these
the institu- wafted notions. How I gloried as I strode through each ephemeral trithe accompanying high salai ies-a- nd
umph.
But how dismal reality
ate judged piimarily turned out lo be when finally I
tions' employing ihein
man in Heaven. Surely no satisiixin the published scholarly attainments of was "snapped out of It.
faction can be greater here on earth
The picture of myself as a great that the realization that on contrithese nu n and not iion their Iriiihing abilities.
statesman is often so thrilling that bution has been made.
Though we have all agieed thai good leathers I am fircver tempted to regain those
Knowing that hundreds of thoumake the good educational system, that modern fleeting moments In fantasia. As sands of men have died on battle
a superman athlete I was undaunt fields of wounds not fatal In themeducational changes to tutorial bases ate prompt ed and walked the earth unafraid selves, and now knowing that this
ed by the belief in crsonal stimulation, tinhaui of man or beast. In lazing mo- need no longer be, mast be reward
ments I
that
tiered by classroom regimentation, as the best ap conqueror, dream of myself as have enough to cause any man's cup to
especially when I
runneth over.
proach to education; though we have agreed on been thwarted. Any thrill as of a
all this, we arc immediately forcing prospective dancer, singer, actor, or profession
al man, Is often followed by a
"tutors" to seek the recluse of the cloister for ic- longing for the qualities that made
search and writing. Upon an unfortunate prin- them great, the longing reverts to
dreaming.
ciple of evaluation we give departmental recogBut of all the men I have ever
nition to the man, and international ranking to
behave
his school, for his devotion to his own study at been,a I doctor enjoyed most of Iallhave
of medicine.
ing
the sacrifice of those pupils for the care of whom smashed my way to brilliant victory
By FRANKLIN DRYDEN
we hired him. Present ranking scholars them- over Joe Louis, stood before trie bar
and argued my case to a favorable
VVord
has It that the Military
selves openly ajwlogie for their sorry lectures decision, I have been revenged on
Ball committee has been in touch
and their "hot jx)tato" handling of their pupils my enemies, yet nothing has ever with the "ole' left hander" Joe
compared with the satisfaction ac Sanders and will decide In three
on the very ground of their study necessary for companying the thought that I as- days
whether to close a deal with
sisted in developing a scrum that him to play for the recruit Jig.
"promotion."
Research and publication are definitely fine saved by successfully combatting a Which brings us to that old quesyellow fever or a plague.
tion of getting good bands to come
and necessary things for the advancement of
More than anything else In the here. Before now there had been
a doctor)
I
learning; but it is unfortunately true that few world by wish I had been profession the good excuse of a lack of money
far the noblest
It is
as compared to the high prices
earnest scholars can get far with their research on earth. To relieve suffering, to these orchestra leaders demanded.
destroy But in a talk with Bill Lancaster
and at the same time devote themselves to stim- destroy that which seeks to
man, to prolong life all of those the other day, who is booking such
ulating association with their pupils. We rate purposes are so worthwhile that bands as Abe Lyman, Ous Arnheim,
them for their cloistering, pay them accordingly, anything else man can do is either Bob Crosby, Benny Meroff and
insignificant, or contributory to it. others, he said that these bands
and then holler for real, personality tutors.
The January issue of Coronet re had all reduced their prices and
-- Daily Tar Heel
ports "A Doctor Discovered," the wished greatly to come to our
case of a man past 70, who, 25 years southern schools and play for some
and fraternity
of the sorority
ago, discovered a remarkable meth
od for curing man of his infectious dances.
a
disease by what Is termed "auto
Triangle Pete Zaharias has antherapy."
with Theo Nadelstein
nounced his Intentions of moving
Through these years Dr. Charles over to the Chio house for the rest
Henry Duncan has successfully com- - of the year as the laundry is makSPEAKISG JS SUPERLATIVES:
batted all Infectious diseases be- ing a habit of sending his clothes
Also heard that he s