xt7np55dcv55 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7np55dcv55/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19541029  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, October 29, 1954 text The Kentucky Kernel, October 29, 1954 1954 2013 true xt7np55dcv55 section xt7np55dcv55 1

Goblins Will Invade Campus As Halloween Nears
u

:
'A

"

..

&

V

--

f.rORf.FNF DUCKWORTH

By

'

!

Tliat time is
ac.iiii! It draw inn n arer
and hearer! Soon (lie l ulimts of il.ivi Hone
l
will lie riilinn reioti on tlie I'K campus as
tliey luxe done in years past.
ln-r-

1

V.

Spook and glohin. masked fare and war paint,
broomstick
and Insane laughter, all these will
come forth Sunday niht when the ed and
go Halloween.
d

Every season about this slinky time of year
there Ls a secret society formed Just for this our
Iecial occasion. Its members are secret, unknown
even to one another On Halloween eve. thev meet
under an old tree on the campus ia new one each
year so that underrove'r
working attains!
roll
thrm will no! know which tree io hide behind to
watch), lo plot and plan their method of attack
for Die following evening

I

F.ach mpmber Ihinks seriously about all the petty
things that have ocrured during the year by fellow students, the ones who didn't speak or ait

'A

,i

friendly, thp ones who knocked them down and
went right on. only stopping to give them a .sneer
In walking across their prostrate bodies lying In
front of old While Hull, the profs who gave too
many pop quizes and flunked too many students
Just on general principles.

r

An Apple
Thee IK

A Day, Keeps The Spooks Awny
goblins demonstrate the proper technique for Halloween

apple-nibblin-

including close scrutiny foe possible

Uninli

from Irft to right are Martha M.T. Mary Sue

Joan Beloher.

of

Bell,

Ihe-frui-

Oh. they really have a time! And while they
are thinking- up all the grueling, misarable thing
that ran happen to these unfortunate people, they
laugh with merry glee a did the witche in
-

t.

and

Tilts is the night when the campus cops, win
been so "genrrms" with tlv.
tidings, find their doors seald
tight aith all the unpaid paikinu tickets whut
these Junior
have s.oed for the sini!r
occasion.
If you ran recall this past week when
friendly student looked at you with uni
usual sinister glram. think If
have Innocent. f
wronged him this rar and then beware
long
he all year good
little slips of

sm-forme-

If you .should hupiM'n to be on the rump n
1
Saturday ninht. watih behind and in front of
You won't
and to either side anil come armed
know where they are meeting and if thev spv yo
and VOl are one on their bl.uk list. Rl U ARE!
They mlfcht strike sooner than you exint--

1

And what lo do Sunriat niglil. when the fire
start burning and the howls sound forth in Ihs
eery blackness of Ihe night, try lo be ralni. but
take rare!
To the freshmen on campus who know iiollunj

about what Is to hapix'n, hide your faces in
pillow and lock all doors. The .spooks haxe bee:
of Pa't
known lo even Invade the
Hall and the heavily guarded men's dorms Ti
the upper classmen who read this article and say,
"my what a bnnrh nf baloney"; wr .say. ""you're
right. We knew we couldn't fool you. bill we In 1
lo have some kind of story for Halloween "
Inner-sanctu-

Cooper Wins
Ei Mock Election

'iMpe'OKktvt.M.cllssii

IKIE
Vol. XL VI

After all the plans are made gnfl the he itrhi.14
hour net for all the fun. thev scurry away in Mi
dark, bark lo their place of a I sir. thinking s idiotically of Sunday luiiht when the 8 ciety will howl

I'mversity of Kentucky, Lexington. Ky., Friday. Oct. 29,

1!."

N

1

o.

li

!(himt lias won liis race lor 1'iiitc I
Son. Jolin Slionnati
election
States Senator -- at least tli.it s tlie result ol a
staged 011 campus
eiliicsilav
Tlie Republican candidate swep.

nik

Voting Procedure Planned Dutch Group
For Homecoming Queen To Present
Concert Here
A iImiiijc in votiinj pnicciliiic lor
ii't ii is anioin' plans an- iioiiiiccil li' Snk. cainpiis
oto.miatiiiii. lor I'K's Homo-coining. Nov. fi. a''ainst Yatulci hill.
Thotouraphs of the queen candihave
Sevcnuen University
been no.niniitecl lor Homecoming dates will be placed on a bulletin
1

co-e-

board in the east winn of the Student Union. A number will be on
each candidate's name slip under
her picture
Voting will be held in Room 127
of the SUB. Fach student may
vote for three candidates, placing
the candidate's name and number
on his ballot.
Each of the three votes allowed
per student will be equal. Selection o Ihe queen will be based
on which candidate received the
most number of votes. Candidates
with the second and third high
number of votes will be the queen's

Queen

Hichiirc.! Chin. Suky Homecoming chainni'ii. said that voting lor
the uui'tn title will be held Tuesday. Nov 2. and Wednesday, Nov.
3. from 9 am to 4 pm. in the
Student Union Building.
The Miky chairman stated that
absolutely
no campaigning
for
candidates will be permitted in the
M B this year. This order was
requested by the Student I'nion

ataff.

(lollit-r41

Coach

.L'lW'Wi.aiir
IM..
Klanton

quarterback

tout

llanlv

,

Bob

lie

t

wlien

i

Collier and
Hardy gained

added laurels Ibis week after the
Cats' win over Georgia Tech.
( oilier was named
e
week for Ihe second time
this season, joining Bob Wood-ruof Florida as the only roach
to he hosen twice in one season.
Hardy was selected as player
of the wee for hi
play against the Jackets. Details on sport page.
eoach-of-tii-

ll

,

,DZ,

Phi Dell's

attendants.
There will be no Homecoming
King this year. Chin said
All
students must present their ID

Lead Tag Sale

Phi Delta Theta and Delta Zeta cards to be eligible to vote for
are leading in the OUK tag sale Homecoming Queen.
contest, .ales chairman Lewis Bar-lie- u
A mock football game between
sorority pledge will feature a pep
announced today.
Running second in the fraternity rally planned by Suky Friday.
division Is Delta Tau Delta. A tie Nov. 5. at Cut's p.m. The rally will
exist in the ororit division be- be staged in front of Memorial
tween (
Pi.

Omega and Alpha Delia

Youth Day
Observed
On Campus

Coliseum.
Mure than 2,UK) students Irom
Homecoming displays erected by
The tagi will be sold before nil fraternities, sororities, and the ISO hii;h schools in Kentucky arc:
expected to attend the Fourth An- the remaining home games ur. women's residence halls will be nual Youth Day and Cheerleaders
judged this year before 9 a.m.
boosters to the pep Mition.
Clinic here tomorrow.
Saturday, Nov. 6.
The Youth Day and Cheerleaders
winning iiainiuij ni
Q
candidates and
Clinic is held under the auspices
rotity are presented silver punch sponsoring organization are as
The joint
YMCA
of the 6tH-with the winners determined lows:
purposes of the
meeting
on a organization
Lynne Applegale. Boyd Hall; are to bulkl better sportsmanship
membership
In high school athletics, entourage
(Continued on Page 12 '
basis.
high school students to attend
and to show the fUuirnt-s- .
what the University has to oiler,
Activities
new students.
Registration will be held in the
SATl'RDAV, NOV. 6
lobby of tiie Coliseum from X to
10 a.m. This will be followed by
9:30 to 11:30 a.m. at the following locations: LaREGISTRATION
fayette, Phoenix and Kentuckian Hotels; Campbell House: the sessions for cheerleader in Alumni
(iyni, for majorette in (iuignol
Culiaeum and (ireat Hall, Student Union.
CONFERENCE
Statewide Committee on Kentucky Law Scholar-- ; Theatre, and for other students
in the Coliseum.
slops. 10 a.m., Lafferty Hall.
The cheerieading group w ill hear
BRUNCH
11:30 lo 1 p.m., Blurgras Room, Student I'nion. All a panel discussion on "Building
alumni, faculty and their friends invited. SI per person. Better Sxn tsinanship in High
IOOTHA1.L GAME
Vanderbill v. Kentucky. 2 p.m.. Stoll Field.
School Athletics.'- Members of the
HOMECOMING TEA
President and .Mrs. Douovau receiving alumni, panel are - Blai.Uni -- CMur UK
lootball mentor; Wendell Butler,
faculty and frirnds of I K, 4:30 lo 6 p.m., .Maxwell Place.
LllOMK OMIN(i DANCE
8:30 lo I! p m. ill Ihe ballroom of the suia rnitt nrieiil of public instruction: Ted Santord, oniniissionei
l.afarlle Hotel. Frre lo all alumni, lacully and Ibeir friends.
High School
of the Kentucky
Con' limed on page 7
111

111

their

j

in

li ol

old

I

liill.ind

ill

presented Wednesday ni'lit
tlie

Amsterdam

Orchestra appears
Memorial ('olisenni. f.eymil

ton is one ol tlie li appearances tlie orel iest a will male
tour, its
dmino ,1
first time in America.
two-niont- li

During the
eriod of its
existence since the conception in
1H8H. the orchestra has known only
three major conductors. The
founder William Kes guided the
group for the first sewn years and
was then relieved by Willem
who earned the baton
Irom 1895 to 1!)54.
Friuard Van Hienum timk over
the orchestra after the European
liberation that ended WW II and
now regularly shares the podium
(Continued on Page 12(

past his Democratic opponent, tor-- i
mer vice president Allen Barklev.
and captured 55 per cent ol lU)
total student vote.
Complete rleetion return show
Cooper: 440. Karklry: 3h(i.
The election preview was stageJ
bv the two UK political clubs tin
Young Democrats und Young Republicans Clubs.
A voting machine was secured)
from Fayette County o! finals and
set up in the Student Union. Voting hours were Irom H to 4 p.m.
Although the eleilion result
show only a total of 8Uti sluednU
voting, the over-aligure is somewhat higher A total of 8'.U persons cast ballots, but 8J ol theso
were invalidated by voting Irregularities primarily misuse of the
voting machine.
Officials
from both political
groups were on hand to explain
Ihe machine operation to voters
of Ihe election comEnglish of Ihe
mittee, Charle
Democrats and Noah Meade of Ihe
Republicans, pointed out thai till
was the first opportunity many
students had ever had in using a
voting machine.
Jim I.yon. chairman of Ihe
Young Democrats Club, was well
pleased with the voter turn-oubut apparently was not so well
sate lied with the election results.
ll

t.

7
a

-t-.-

i-s-

-f

-'

75

all-da- y

uJ

I

col-leg- e,

llomt'coiiiiii;

Calriular

-

'

1

i

A

h

.

j

srl fiy

mr
r

Li

("00 per

Or

Itorkley?

Wendell Williams, chairman of Ihe Young Republicans Club, show
Jane lux lev huw lo use lie voting mai lime in Ihe mot k campus
( lub,
oung Demoiral
rleetion. Jim l.wiii. chairman of tlie
looks on.
1

* THK KKNT.TKV KERNEL. Friday. OH. 20.

2

19--

l

HIM' Simplify
UK Itcistrulioii

Present Plans
For New Card Section
SGA-Suc- y

Tvtn pl.i

i

in

fur

student liird sit tit in were

MiiiK.iMr

ii

lit
.ruled iif a jciinl, S
nutter iiiritint' Mmul.iv.

(!i eminent

Krjrislrar
Mcvl Al UK

A

The Association of Kentucky
Renl.strars met ct. 21 on rampus
ith the Kducotion
in conjunction
Conference held Oct. 28 lind 29.
Tlir linn hcon meeting Ht the Student Union Ballroom was attended by regis! rars nnd admissions
mid senior
il fleers from Junior
colleges In the statr.
The president of the Amcrlrnn
Association of Collegiate Hcpls-tiaiDr Albert Krrihner. (rave the
principal address Dr. Ke nnner l.s
the registrar of Valparaiso University.
During the meet inn a report on
(lie last Aprils meet ink in St.
Louis of the Ameiiran Association
if Collegiate Registrars was given
ly John Horn hens, registrar of the
University of I.oiiiwille. Rev John
H
C'lnnrv of rtellarmine College
a report on the meeting of
he Southern Avvk latlun of College and University Registrars held
n Memphis last year.
rrtflrrrs nT" ffip A soi iatlon of
are: Miss
Registrars
Kentucky
I'rarl Anderson of Centre College,
,)ie4dent; Rev John R. Clanry of
Bellarmine College, vice president:
Miss Maple Moore, of the Univer-ut- y
of Kentucky, .secretary-treas-irs.

iae

Future Employee
I'o Be Interviewed
for UK students

Interviews

careers with
Proctor and Gamble will be held
next Friday in White Hall.
J. L. Kalleen. Proctor and Cam-ol- e
representative, will Interview
in vexatlonal

graduate and undergraduate
Interested

R. M. Blocher

going

in

will

sales.
W. L.

stu-lent-

.s

Into

handle

division Interviews, and
Franz will interview stuinterested in advertising,

dents
buying and traffic, office manage-nen- t.
and overseas work.
Due to Proctor and Gamble's
policy of promotion from within,
it hu.s been pointed out that It is
now necessary to turn to college
students for management poten-la- l.

Interested students may sign up
at the White Hall bulletin board
between now and next Friday.

Genuine

Asmk

i.ilion-Suk-

pre-

rimi- -

The loint committee was formed
bv direction of S O A. President
Charles Palmer last week
The
group was assigned to Investigate
'the card section problem, as a
result of the ban effected It three
weeks ao
One nf the plans Involves the
creation nf a new physical education department course far a
period nf nine weeks. The course
would he for rard section instruction and trick formation.
According to the S O A Silky
plan discussed, the creation nf a
card section technique class in
P F. would tend to stimulate more
Interest In the card section, as
well as regulate it.
Commute members pointed nut
that each student enrolled In such
a class would be held responsible
lor his cards The class also would
clci clop different tricks
to be
shown at home football games
The second plan presented by
ttie Rrnup would utilize I K fraternities anil campus organizaAll fraternities and Unitions
versity rlulis would be asked to
fill a portion nf the rard section
ior eac h home Itaine.
Participation bv these groups
would be voluntary,
but each
organization would be responsible
for filling its cjuota in the section
A set fine would be Imposed on
the organization as a whole if a
member of one of the participating
groups threw or destroyed one of
the cards.
The card section, which is sponsored by Sukv, formerly operated
tinder a similar system several
years ago.
Athletic Director Bernle A.
Shively requested that Suky discontinue the card section three
weeks ago as a result of the melee
of rard throwing
nt the
game
The joint committee made no
the
flans to try to
card section before the end of
this season.
Committee members, both from
S O A. and Suky. made It clear
that they were working on a long-ranprogram. Both plans brought
forth by the group are still In
.

'

adelphia. Pa. at the Amen,
'Dietetics Association meeting

Annul Guiferenre

Miss Lucille Magnifier ami
conferences are be- - M.rlon UrlV.arll att.i.H.,.1
meek by several Southeastern Council on
Did ou ever wonder why at lug nt tended this
registration this semester you only members of the Home Economics Relations at Ashevllle. N C
had to fill cait 3 yellow Information cards where previously you
had to nil out 1(1 and write until
your arm dropped otf? The IBM
I
machines are now doing the writing for you.
The other 7 cards are still used
and received hy various offices.
Information for public relations,
(tub.
the student directory.
rnllrce deans.
and
student union are now made out
registration. The cards are
after
now In the form of an IBM list.
The personnel office gets Its information by keeping a registration rard on file. The registrar's
2 regis-- 1
office previously had
at ion cards. It now sends one
to the personnel office.
The 3 cards the .student now
I'tom n;rnt Slmlrnl Cutiru il minulru
fills out are for the registrar, dean
iMMKMw; Next ue nunc to the prolilcm of tlir appallim;
of men or women, and the Uniof our freshman. We have noted sue h uns
rlii
versity Post Office.
collars, garishly colored
orthodox .Htirc ai
In order for the IBM machines
shirts, snme .' ui.illv made of dth4 i.tih.'
to do a lot of the student s writing
sen hi- misu: kit: Definitely not in li.umony with
a fourth card
will probably be
our stand. mis.
added next semester This is nil intliey ain"t oil the
,
humation card lor the IBM mai ism hiiv: To rorii a phrase',
nil
chine it,ilf.
I. .ill team.
si ii i if iiie.ii rip.: Why nut shoot 'em?
ieli d! I'll
oik up 3 "doex!
vim. siiickii ki i.
then early staves.
l.ete " se illil. rcline el llolll senile' '.ltl I le'llscll ( ixfonli.lU
Another meeting of the Joint
'cm .ill'
slmis We'll
committee has been set for 4 pm
Monday In Room 127 of the stuMill iismI IIV (el I'.: W lio cue si
dent Union
wsiiiihii me.: (Il.ipil) Yeah, iins ul.itc 'cm i lien
will get sie k, anel I .
Members working on the rum '
tnavlic Some- eil
mittee are Barbara Ashbrook. Bill
eii KSMIsM nip.: Now le t's don't go all around Red
to
. what we need is a campaign
Keibin HiKiel's li.irn
Billiter. Don Felkner. and Don
the silkv, iiiihhIi
tell 'cm almiil the Oxlorch.ip .
for S.G.A ; Dave I.ink-ouoxl'oicl shins wiih the smart, modern collar styles.
Catlcy Moncure, and Debbie
His. Aiit, ki P And don't loigct . . . line
Schwurz for Suky.
coiton. vrc'n en lighter tolas! longer . .at the am.iiiic price
of only $4.50
(thanks to excellent Jinnluc lion facililie-sthink wc- cot the gem of an idea he re
icii KN si ism m p.:
lint lirst iill the lug, we gotta .
somewhere
Iihh ul.iti: 'cm.
mi r. sellout ri p
Iim.ii: RtP.: Yeah, shcsit 'cm. x
i:iimrxian: Ml in favir of mass inoculation say Ave.
Typewriters, Adding Machine!,
(mi n II IN CAKHIIS.)
Sales, Seivic and Rentals.
jcii'RsiisM kip.: M.ivIk- - some of 'cm ahrti'h wear
New and Used Portables,
Van Hcusi ii ( )xfordians. Don't shcxit 'til you sec tlie
.
whites of the ir shirts
convenient terms.
ciJms! Hon't
.
art sciiiMii rip.: ill. the- . and the colors this sideforget
Carbons, Ribbons and Office
( )xfordians come
of a
smartest
Supplies.
Hunn.ird or a klec.
Who cares!
PHONE
387 ROSE ST.
Mill iiseipiiv rip.: (ealing Tesilsie-roll- )

,,

Mi

.,

"Don't Shoot!" ft.

isinu-li.il'ii-

long-tsii-

:

t

Clie-s-

i

-

--

i

.

.

.

White-hous-

.

s.

.

long,-slap-

:

.

)

-

1

KENTUCKY
TYPEWRITER
SERVICE

.

.

.

.

.

:

.

.

-

St!!

Winter Weather's
JUST AHEAD

Silvered -- Tip

LET THE L. R. COOKE
CHEVROLET SERVICE
DEPARTMENT PREPARE YOUR
CAR FOR SAFE, DEPENDABLE

REFILLS
14

Miss Elizabeth Melton is In Ph.l

Pen

Riper-Mat- e

hi

'

Department staff

Home Fe Teaelirr

Grtea

llw

. (lock

C7
V

J.-

-s

-

WINTER DRIVING!
ttWV

DO IT TODAY!
YOU'LL AVOID EXPENSIVE,
TIME-WASTIN-

ach1

REPAIRSAND

G

U

YOU'LL BE PLAYING IT SAFE
FOR WINTER!
NEARBY LOCATION!

SUnred-Ti-

p

Ketill

means smoother, Janler
writing! Just 10 seconds to
insert

...

&

THE L. R. COOKE CHEVROLET CO. IS LOCATED
AT THE CORNER OF LEXINGTON AND HIGH
JUST TWO BLOCKS FROM THE CAMPUS.

Exclusive
new Paper-Mut-

never blots

Instantly. Get

.

..

jr

w.wwi

w

'

Paper-M-

180

i

dries

Hut

tt

at

i

Refills wherever

pens

IS
SERVICE DEPARTMENT
OPEN MONDAY THROUGH
FROM
SATURDAY
7:00 A.M. TO 5:30 P.M.

re sold.

E. HIGH

L

I-

-

...

.

Minh

* V

Jl.
THK KKNTI

Form Girl

Group
Makes Plans
For Seminars
iMalli

fen

s nt lour si Tiiin.iis iii
m.itlir-untieIn .il h Iks n
li.ivr Ih iti )l.llllll il'tllls
itr. ;i,nl.ilir tit sfmli nts .hi'l
I. n ull
in miImts.
V. V. Cowling Is directing a
rminar In convergent Infinite
piocrssc. It is designed primarily
for those students Interested in
llie .irlinis phases of engineering,
physics, statislirn. chemistry, and
other fields In wliirh infinite series
are used. Ihin seminar will meet
at 1p m. every Wednesday In lOii.
MiAev H.ilL
Dr Cowling Willi Dr J I) Hiley
lire holding a joint seminar on a
sympmiic scries. This scries Is of
an exploratory nature and mciti
;U 4 Jim. errv Thursday in room
loti. M Vi y Hull.
IV. (ioodman is directI'rof.
ing a seminar on complex variables
which meets at i p.m. every Tuesday in 10:. MiVey Hall. Although
I'rof. (lOtidjnan's seminar ia directed primarily to those students
seeking background work or master thesis, those persons in the
various applied fields are" invited

Like Furs,
Should Never

s

Be

Ir

V

-

s

SUEDES

situ

v

KV KFHNKI..
li--

various

V

'

Friday. rt. W. !i:,l
Crystal City. TVxas. the spinach' Washnuitoii was tlie only
of the walk1.
a raonu- - loViil ever to lerrive tit eniin
mrnt to Priieye.
elcrtoial vote ilTHSv
C

Dry-cleane- d!

WE SPECIALIZE ONLY
IN HAT BLOCKING,
SUEDE CLEANING
AND

Remember, the color
you select it the moit

important.

AMERICAN HATTERS AND
SUEDE CLEANERS
130 WIJT SHORT ST.
GrjduJts of Njtionjl Inttilute

.

t

--

i

Olteied

fig'

fjj

-

the first time

is a
directed by

svniin.Hr m topology
Or. K. E. Baglcy and Dr Katicett.
The seminar will begin with basic

COLLINS.

ftcr

Beg With

Chfk."

participants.

i

i

hi'

I

i

it

.

1

Observatory
To lie Open

Vfe:

.

--

','

:.-

Southern Girl
BEAUTY SALON
"Your College Shop"

HAIR STYLING
AND
PERMANENT WAVING
OUR SPECIALTY!
LOCATED 2 BLOCKS FROM U.K.
327 SOUTH LIMESTONE
PHONE
2-49-

94

For The Finest Cleaning In

Lexington
CALL THE KENTUCKY DRY CLEANERS
Seecisl

Oa-D-

Service. Upoa

y

Requnt at

1

Iiu rruM il

iiilt u si in tlif
Observatory
lus
pniniitril iilfnials in tin- - Department nt Mathematics ami
Astronomy to extend tin' weck-lopening to two days a work
Dr. J. C. Eaves, head of the department, has announced that the

;

SUgM Extra Chart

will

be

open

every

j

i

An exceedingly rich program U
available to observers of the thy

the

fall

and

winter

months. Dr. Eaves explained. The
moon, although not full, is kt lis
best for viewing. Mars is still a
"prominent tight, and la December
Jupiter will b ruing in the early
evening, ' he stated.
Certain stars mutually revolving
In physical systems can be seen.
An example of each major type,
.star cluster, nebulae, and galaxies,
Is available
to fall and w'inier
viewers.
Dr. Donald Rose is in charge of
the observatory and his assistant
is Robert C. Stout, Jr.

'

pants
Plain

"

H

ra

Men's ana

P

SRlRTS

Ladies
PLAIM

Plain

SWEATERS

SUITS

DRESSES

TOPCOATS

w

CASH AND CARRY

Kentucky
DRY CLEANERS

I

921 South Lime
Euclid or Woodland
6th ond Lime
157 South Lime
Diol 2 1340

English Head
Will Edil
Stale Bulletin

j

I

'

:

'

Detijntd Etpecially for
UK Faculty and Personnel
UP TO $300

PAYMASTER LOANS
Incorporated
117 Cheaptide
Dial

take up next another important
of Homecoming - tho
decorations in front of the fraternity Iioumv Well do remember
one Homecoming of my undergraduate ijas. The game was against
Princeton. The llomcconmuf slogan was "Hold That Tiger!'' lOach,
fraternity house built a decoration to relied that slogan, and mi
the morning of the game a group of digmlarn- - toured Fraternity
How to inspect the decorations and award a prize fur the best.
The decoration chairman at our house was an enterprising' jniin,'
man named Uex Sigaoos, nephew of the lumuus hpulopleiist. lies
surveyed Vraternuy How, came back to our bouse and said, "Ail
building turd board rages with cardboard tigeis
the other houses-arinside of tht-m-.
We need to do something diirerciil - and I've got it.
We're going to have-iml cage w itha itul tiger inside of it - a
snurling, clawing, slashing, real live tiger!"
"Crikey!" we brvaihed. "rini wbvre wiit you gefhimT"
"I'll borrow him from the zoo," said Hex, and sure cuougU, bo 'b l.
Well sir, you can imagine what a sensation it was on Homecoming morning. The judges drove along nodding politely at cardboard tigers in cardboard capes and suddenly they came to our liou".
No sham twast iu a sham cage here! No sir! A rent tiger in a real
cage
a great Uxiped juugk LiJkr who sUokc.l and roareil an !
snarled and dashed him.-u.l- f
against the bars of his cage with maniacal fury.
be no doubt that we would haw easily taken lirst pnz s
There can
had not the tiger knocked out the bars o the cage uml lcaud int
the official ear and devoured Mr. August Schli mini r, the govenu r
of the state, Mr. W ilson Ardslcy Dcvcicaox, piesident of the university, Dr. t). I'. tiranMinie, uuthor of A Tnunmj vf the Wmhl't
llnml I,, , lit ,i , , Mi.
irut SuHthlHi' s: An A xfri.e- n
Harrison . I. Tecii. coii, iiiissioui r oi weights ami iik.isuics. Mis. Am.'
Dorr Ntshitt. inventor of the clarinet, Mr. .Ijinu Tl.iuin, wotld's
lilo pound lacrosse chan pioii, llr. Peter Hi mu tt llnigh, editor of li J
hlelai'i quarteily .S,mis,i, and Mrs. (Ira Wills Anthony. Iiit wom.i'i
to tunnel under the North I'latte Hiver.
M

I

1

Dr. William S. Ward, head of
the Department of English, is
serving as editor of the Kentucky 4
tnglish Bulletin.
The run teals of the Bulletin and
all its editorial policies are entirely in the hands ot the Kentucky j
Council of Teachers of kagUkk,
The Rune tin Is printed so that
tnglish teachers everywhere may
know of the work of the Council
The number of issues published
each, year depends on the number
of contributions sent in. As a muil- mum. there will be a Fall. Winter,
and Spring issue.
The Bulletin U publUhed by the
Kentucky t ouncU of Teachers of '
Lnghsh, with the cooperation and
avsistance of the Department of
English and the College of Adult
and Extension Education at I K.

PERSONAL LOANS

I irst of all, let ns define Homecoming. Homecoming is a wecl en I
hen old gradual! s rettii n to their alma mati is to sev a football
ganc, ingest great quantities of fisxl and drink, and inspect cucli
other's bald spots.
This occasion is niarUcil by the; siiigiiit: of old songs, the ulappimf
of old backs, and the frequent uttciancc of such outcm-- as "Harry,
you old jiolecat!" or "Harry, you old rooster!" or "Harry, you old
wombat:" or "Harry, you old mandrill!" AU old grails arc name I
Harry.
During Homecoming- - the ineinlnrs of the faculty behave with
unaccustomed animation. They laugh anil, mule ami pound backs
and klip shouting, "Harry, you ohl retriever!" These unscholarly
actions arc performed in tiu hope that the old grads, m a transport
of omiuiiiic, will endow a new geology building.
The old grads, however, arc seldom seduced. My game time on
Saturday, their backs ure so sore, their eyes so bleary, and their
livers so sluggish that it is impossible to get a kind word out of
them, much less a new geology building, "llniphh!" they snort as
the home tcuni complete it tul yard march to a touchdown, "( all
that football? W hy, back in my day they'd have been over oti the
lirst down, yy tjcorge, football was football buck in those days -not. this namby paiuby girls gatue that passes for football today.
Why, look at that bench, fifty substitute sitting there! Why, nt
my day, there were eleven men on a team and that was it. When you
broke a leg, you got taped up and went right buck in. Why, 1 remcui- -'
bcr the big game against State. Harry W allaby, our star quarterback, was killed in the third quarter. I mean he was pronounced ik ad.
But did that stop old Harry? Not on your tintype! Mack in he went
and kicked the winning drop-kicin the last lour seconds of play,
dead as he was. Mack in my ilay, they pluyiil lunlbull, by tlcoigc!"
Evorylhiinf. say the old grails, was Utter buik in tlietv day
everything; except one. Kven the most unreconstructed of the ol I y
grads has to admit that back in his day tuey never had a smoke li0
today's vintage Mhilip Morris. never anything so mild and pleading,
day in day out, at study or at play. Hi sunshine or in shower, u i
grassy bunk or musty taproom, afoot or ahorse, at home, or abroad,
any time, any weather, anywhere.
y
k

r

f

CLEANED AND PRESSED

.

w

Thursday night through October
and November. In addition to the
regular Tuesday night opening.
through

eui

I

y

Observatory

11

I

I'liiviiMty

f illing out forms wasn't difficult for thin luscious I K coed. Sylvia
Jett. Tri Delt, judged the girl with the most perfect figure, was
crowned queen of the Sigma C'hl Derby last weekend, la your next
slop Hollywood, Sylvia?

0

--

Bi- - Weekly

Maid To Onler

")

piijili li.m tin n asknn: me lately, "Vil'.-i- l 7i
n;n . I'm i saiuplc, n
w alki il
mil my limi'
to the cstiililisl.iiii lit of Mr. S:gal'ims. tl.c Iim ;il pnli ipl i i
wln i.;
I;. id li ft
il'izi'M ltma ninths to lie inmiiitcil
half
a ilistaiicc of i
wager that well over a tliousaiul n.'i!
iin ic tl.an llin c Mi iKs
stepped me ;itnl Mini, "What is llmineoiiiin
Well, what Willi cmnpaiiy coining for dineei nil tlie cook down
with a rccuiicr.fi if l.nal In ne fin r, I could not tarry to ansu, r
thch ipiest inns. "Keml my cnluniti next weik,"
ciied to them.
"I'll tell all ulimit lli nii enninig." W'nlj that I linislud paM mi
laced home to haste the mallard and apply pnnlticii In the cimiI ,
who. ifvspitc my iincmimg ministratimw.
ii,-tly din ing:
a wmiiaii in her prime, fcatcely tits eais old. Though her
passing giicM-- inc. it was mho.' satisfaction to be idde to giant her
last wish to in Iniied at sea which is no small task
Inn you
r
live in 1'iei re, Smnh Dakota.
With the iliiiner guests fed anil the cook lalil to her watery rest,
1 put
out the cat and tunic. to the piohlcin of llniiiecoiiin.j;.

in

A
at miMil..
mm 'i inning 7"

I

--

Owner

HO.Mi:, SWKET HOMCCOMINt;

definitions and ideas; later spinal
topics will be covered lis desired
by

tt

C.

Cleaning and Oyin

f

-

tunnend.

JAMES

e

tll

-

nut h

rt

it

'

1

,

3

* f

Understanding Means Progress
(Thin it the last in a terirt of ctlitnruih
dentine, n ilh a proKisvd widespread public
ttlalumi program for the University.)
In previous editorials, the Kernel has suggested that the University open tlx meetings of the Board of Trustees tohe public
nnd work toward helping the people of the
State understand its problems and needs.
The proposal to open the hoard meetings
to the press will undoubtedly receive vigorous opixrsition if it receives anything.
Somewhere in the process, the idea that, a
state university's business is diflerent from
the business of any other public institution
lias cropped up.
The advantages to oX'iiing the meetings
ore numerous. In the first place, opening the
meeting would, in itself, suggest to the press
that the University i.s ready to associate
more completely with the people of Kentucky.
Furthermore, opening the meetings would
ive the press the leeling that tin- - University
is more of an educational institution than a
political institution an idea which arose
Irom a lack of understanding Ixtween the
press and the University.
Last, the University would have nothing
to fear. If an issue involving personalities

lx brought tip, the txard could
hold a closed session w ithout any complaints.
Moreover, if ticklish situations came up, the
board could meet in private Ixftire officially
opening the meeting.
This step of opening the meetings, insignificant and trivial as it might seem to some
people now, would Ik a tremendous step toward putting the University on lx tter relations with the public than it now Is.
Newsmen generally have the feeling that
V University is holding itself aloof from
in a dosed ivory tower which
the people
needs help but won't ask for it for fear of
being niisnticlerstcxxl.
If this step were taken, the way to starting
an improved public relations program would
le open. One action which would le justified would lx- - the adding of seseraf more
people to the stall of the University's public
relations office. This would give the office a
chance to turn out the kind of information
and interpretation needed to promote 'the
University,
A great state can't exist without a great
university, and a great university cant exist
until it has the backing of the people of the
state. Understanding, trust and appreciation
of the University's needs are essential if
progress is to lx' made.

needed to

is a funny thing. It all began
ears Ix'fore the New Deal, when
fevcral
fik earth was a big glob of hot goo spiimiiig
Around the sun. Since tlicn. weather-hamade .some noteworthy progress which we
l
is w orthw hile 'mentioning.
The first type of weather was Nasty
Prime., nr. as the meteorologists say. "lousy.
This tons y type of weather, similar to that of
Lexington. Ky.. was marked by rainfall lasting fur several hundred centuries, constant
Fuhtning. earthquakes, volcanic action and
and squeaks.
Skipping oer a million ears 01' so. we
find that the weather has leached the Hay
Lexer stage. Oceans had been formed, the
land masses were covered with all kinds of
crazy flora, and real gone little animals ooed
r.round in the sea. This stage was marked
by sunny afternoons with a few scattered
deluges and gentle hurricane breezes.
Now we come to the Man Is Here Stage
. . . another jump of several million years.
This weather gave Pithecanthropus Erectus
something to mumble alxmt as he lumlx'red
around in search of chow and or another
Pithecanthropus he didn't like.

simply horrible to bluntly terrible. Ah. well,
if von don't like the weather, get a change' in
: b'mate.

s

b-e-

m.uix'-groaii-

word that s.ivs something unpleas