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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION
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VOL. XXVII.

Connor, Heine Will Head
Sophs, Frosh As Result of
Student Council's Decision
Ruth Johnstone, Frank Davis,
Eleanor Rankin, Julian
Smith Also Chosen
As Officers
Using an unprecedented procedure which involved the appointing of sophomore and freshman
class officers Instead of the customary method of choosing them
through election, the Men's Student
council last night picked leaders of
the two lower division classes.
Robert Connor, College of Agriculture, was chosen as head of the
sophomore class. Ruth Johnstone,
was elected
and Frank P. Davis,
was picked to serve as secretary-treasur-

FRIDAY. JANUARY

FARM AND HOME MEETING SPEAKERS

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and Julian Smith, College of
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Agriculture,
Names submitted to the council
for nomination as class officers
came from the offices of each of
the deans of the four colleges in
which lower division students are
registered.
From these names the
council made Its final selections.
Until this year officers of the
sophomore and freshman classes
have been bhosen in general class
Last year the election
elections.
of the two lower division classes
and the Junior class was declared
void by the council and the officers
were appointed by the deans and
selected by the council.
Council members stated that they
preferred not to take the chance
of a similar situation arising- this
year, and gave this as the reason
secretary-treasur-

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for handling the affair in this manner.
The new president of the sophomore class, Robert Connor, was
chosen last year as the outstanding
freshman of his college. He Is a
member of many agriculture organizations and belongs to Alpha
Gamma Rho social fraternity.
new1
Lee Heine,
president of the freshman class, has
appeared In Guignol productions,
is a member of Pershing Rifles, the
advertising staff of The Kernel, and
is pledged to Delta Tau Delta fra-

ternity.

Members of the council who selected the new officers were Labe
Jackson, chairman, James Anderson, Ike Moore, Robert Grace, Dan
Scott, John L. Davis, and George
Spencer.

Need Of Municipal
Auditorium Cited
By Coach A. Rupp
The need for a municipal auditorium and a municipal field house
to enable Lexington to take advantage of large athletic events
and conventions was discussed by
Coach Adolph Rupp at the weekly
meeting of the lions Club held
Wednesday noon at the Lafayette
hotel.

are going to be In the
parade, we had better get
in that parade right now and build
an auditorium that will fill our

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Rupp
said. He
needs," Coach
pointed out two desirable types of
buildings to satisfy all purposes,
the first a downtown auditorium
which could be used for local concerts, plays and entertainments,
and the second, a field house seating 10,000 or more persons at which
even teh largest of athletic events
could be staged.
Coach Rupp estimated that lis,000 was spent by the people who

the recent Kentucky-N- otre Dame game in Louisville in one
day, and emphasized this fact to
show what large basketball crowds
would mean to Lexington mer- chants. He also expressed the be-uei mat me ooumeaoiera wurn- ment could be brought to Lexing
ton if facilities for a large crowd
were provided.

ASBURY STUDENTS HEAR
SPEECH
FUNKIIOUSER'S
Dr. W. D. Funkhouser, dean of
the graduate school, spoke on
Training" before the
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Helen Topping, Atesociate Of
World Famous Religious
Leader, Will Talk To Campus Groups
Miss Helen Topping, of Japan,
associate of Toyohiko Kagawa in
the Japanese cooperative movement,
and a member of the Cooperative
League of America, will speak to
groups on the campus during her
visit here from Friday, Jan. 15, to
Monday, Jan. 18, including the Cosmopolitan club, the Y. W. C. A.
Dutch Lunch club, members of University political science classes, and
faculty groups.
Brought to the campus by the Y.
W. C. A. and Dean Sarah Blanding.
Miss Topping will speak at her first
meeting to members of the Y. W. C.
A. Dutch Lunch club, at noon today
In the Maxwell Presbyterian church.
At 7:30 tonight she will be the guest
speaker of the Cosmopolitan club at
Maxwell Place, as the guest of President and Mrs. McVey.
Saturday at noon she will lead a
discussion with women of the faculty in the Commons. Sunday she
will speak on cooperatives at the
Presbyterian Young People's forum
at 7:30 in the Maxwell Presbyterian
church. The political science classes will meet at 3 p. m. Monday In
Room 111, McVey hail, for a discussion upon Japan, at which Miss
Topping will answer questions asked
by students.
Any men and women interested
in student cooperatives will be given an opportunity to discuss them
with Miss Topping at 4 p. m. Monday in the Woman's building, when
she will speak to members of the
Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. on that
topic.

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Well Known Artist

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in school not
backed by WPA funds.
Beebe ordinarily is ammunition)
for a Juvenile firearm; however, this
Beebe, Marie Elliot, is slaving in
the graduate school. Six Bells
means not six o'clock, but Just the
number of clangs that run rings
around us on the campus. The
Belt I'd like to have around me is
Jean Pat. A Berryman, Brown-we- ll
Gilbert, has plenty of Berries
to get. while the ecclesiastic folk
here can feel angelic for there are
six Bishops spreading the faith.
Blades makes life
The sharp-wittfull of Blih. There is nothing
Bosse about Joe.
Boyle Is not on your neck but in
the Arts and Science regiment; for
the nautical there are two Briggs
here. Brooks and Bushes are not
all in the country, we have several
right in the classrooms.
There should be no lack of caterers at formal functions for the five
Buyers will attend to all your Em- Continued on Page Four)

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DeKoven's "Robin Hood" Giv
en By University Orches
tra. Men's And Women's
Glee Clubs Last Night
Students In the University
partment of music presented

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opera "Robin
Koven's
Hood" last night in the auditorium
of Henry Clay high school.
Leading parts in the production,
which was directed and supervised
by Professor Carl Lampert, head
of the music department, and Miss
Iva Dagley, Lexington soprano,
were taken by Jesse Mount Joy as
KODin Hooa,
park, as
Lady Marian Fltzwalter. and Mary
Eleanor Clay in an Impersonation
part of
The play was
laid in England at the time of the
Crusades and concerned the adventures of one Robert, Earl of
Huntington, who, denied a fortune
through the devices of the Sheriff
of Nottingham and Sir Guy of
flees to the woods and forms
an outlaw band. To escape marrying the villain Olsborne, Maid
Marian runs away and Joins Robin
and his band. The arrival of King
Richard from the Crusades brings
events to a happy conclusion by
punishing the sheriff and Sir Guy
and restoring Robin and Maid
Marian to their rightful places.
This production was the first to
be produced by the department
during the regular school year.
Members of the chorus were made
up of the men's and women's glee
clubs.
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Ols-bor- ne,

President McVey's
"Between Us" Talk
To Be Given Tuesday
Pres. Frank L. McVey will de
liver his annual "Between Us" talk
to the student body at 10 a. m..
Tuesday. January 19, in Memorial
hall. In this yearly general con
vocation President McVey. with his
lamous friendliness, discusses the
many problems that arise during a
collegian's career, and gives vital
advice concerning the solutions of
these vicissitudes.
Doctor McVey, in a letter to the
Kernel, stated that he "has some
things to say to the student body
that should be of interest to them."

PLAN BANQUET FOR
GRADUATING SENIORS
tentative date for the annual

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banquet for the graduating class, given by the Alumni association, was set and reports of
mid-ye-

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the secretary heard at a dinner
meeting of the executive committee of the association held Monday
night at the Lafayette hotel, with
R. K. Salyers and James Shropshire as hosts.
Tuesday, Jan. 26. was the planned
date. The secretary reported on the
recent reception held alter the
Notre Dame game in Louisville,
and also introduced plans for a
meelng of all alumni secretaries in
Kentucky at the University In the

near future.

IllnosH of Carlisle, Thompson,

Final Cadet Hop
Scheduled Today
The third and last Cadet
by the military department and Pershing Rifles,
crack drill unit, will be held this
afternoon from 4 to 6 o'clock in
the Alumni gymnasium. Oene
Bryant and his orchestra will
furnish music for the dance.

EDUCATORS

Hapan Handicaps Play
Of Big Blue; Sp:irtans
Lead at Half

BLUE DISSATISFIED
WITH OFFICIALS' WORK
Nelson Leads Scorers With
Nine Points; Opper and
Carlisle Tally Six
(Special to The Kernel)

East Lansing, Mich., Jan.
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iMichipan State's Spartans evened the season's ser-

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FETEjENIORS
Banquet In Honor Of Education College Seniors Will
Be Held At 6 o' Clock Monday, Phoenix Hotel
The second annual banquet given
the Colgraduate
students majoring in education, by
Phi Delta Kappa, honorary education fraternity for men, and Kappa
Delta Pi, honorary education fraternity for men and women, will
be held at 6 o'clock Monday, January 18, at the Phoenix hotel. Dr.
W. S. Taylor, dean of the College
of Education, will be toastmaster.
Speakers of the evening will be
Prof. J. D. Williams, director of the
In honor of the seniors in
lege of Education and the

University schools, who will speak
on "Gaudia Fuerunt, Gaudla
Erunt;" Dr. M. E. Ligon, director
of the Teachers' Placement Bureau,
who will speak on "Helping You
to Help Yourself;" Dean Paul P.
Boyd, who will speak on "What
Teaching Means to Me;" and Dr.
Henry Hill, superintendent of Lexington city schools, who will speak
on "The Marks of an Educated
Man."
Honor guests will be Dr. and Mrs.
Frank L. McVey, Supt. and Mrs.
Harry W. Peters of the State DeRuckley, Shaw, Gay. Kerler, partment of Finance; and Dr. and
Mrs. R. E. Jailers of the State DeAnd Richardson To Be
partment of Education.
Honored
Music will be furnished by the
University High school orchestra
Delta Sigma Chi, men's Journal- under the direction of Mr. Alexistic honorary, will hold Initiation ander Capurso.
services for five men at 8 o'clock
Tuesday night at the home of Elmer
Sulzer, faculty advisor, 324 Ayles-fo-rd
Place.
Those who will be initiated are
Sidney Buckley, Sturgis; Cliff Shaw,
Louisville; Marvin Gay, Mt. Sterling; George Kerler, Clifton. N. J.,
A large number of Spanish stu
and James Richardson, Ashland.
The honorary was formed last dents and those Interested in the
year as a successor to the Kentucky present war in Spain attended a
chapter of Sigma Delta Chi, na- lecture given by Miss Josephina
Spanish Red
tional men's Journalistic honorary, Ramirez.
who requested their charter with- Cross nurse, Monday night in the
drawn because of excessive cost of auditorium of the University trainThe organization is ing school.
initiation.
sponsor of the Sour Mash, humor
Miss Ramirez gave her lecture in
Spanish a.nd it was Interpreted by
magazine. Officers: of the organization are Dave Salyers, president; J, E. Hernandez, Instructor In the
department of romance languages
Ross Chepeleff,
James Stevens, secretary, and Ray- at the University. She also answered many questions on the presmond Lathrem, treasurer.
ent crisis. Miss Ramirez told principally of her adventures as a nurse
In the conflict.
The International Relations class,
the Internatioial Relations club and
the American Student were sponFour members of the University sors of the lecture. Prof. Hobart
faculty and Mrs. Frank L. McVey Ryland, head of the department of
were recently apointed by Frederomance languages, presided at the
rick A. Wallis, chairman of the De- meeting. A
short talk was also department of Welfare of Kentucky, livered by Rev. Warner Hall, pasas a committee to work out a program for rehabilitation of boys and tor of the Maxwell Presbyterian
girls at Greendale Houses of Re- church.
form.
Those named were Dr. Harry McVEYS FETE COSMOPOLITANS
Best, head of the department of
The Cosmopolitan Club of the
sociology; Dr. Graham B. Dimmick,
director of the child guidance serv- University will be the guests of Dr.
ice clinic; Bart N. Peak, secretary and Mrs. Frank L. McVey at 7:30
of the University Y. M. C. A.; and o'clock Friday night at an annual
Dean W. S. Taylor of the College party to be given in their honor at
Maxwell Place.
of Education.

For Musicale PRESENMJPERA Delta Sigma

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attended the first Interfratcrnity
pledge dinner,
by the
Interfraternity council and the University Y. M. C. A., last night in
the University Commons.

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Approximately 200 pledges of the
social fraternities on the campus

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Library Contest
Plans Announced

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"Value Of Fraternity Life,"
Subject Of Principal
Address

Dr. William E. Alderman, dean
of men at Miami University, Oxford,
Ohio, and nationally prominent educator, delivered the principal address of the evening, discussing
"The Value of Fraternity Life."
The program was opened with introductory remarks by Kenneth
Raynor, Delta Chi. president of the
Interfraternity council, who wel
4. comed the pledges. Doctor Alder- mans address followed.
Musical numbers during the dinner were given by Bob Downing, a
student at Transylvania. Dean W.
S. Taylor was toastmaster at the
dinner and Introduced Dean Alderman.
4, Afei
A short reception In the form of
The 25th annual Farm and Home convention, bringing together noa
among the guests
table speakers and authorities on agriculture and homemaking from and In order that they might meet
every part of the United States, will be held on the University campus the speaker, was held in the faculty
January 9.
club rooms adjoining the Commons
General sessions for farmers will be held each morning, followed in preceedlng the dinner.
The
the afternoons by meetings of fruit growers, dairy farmers, beekeepers vision affair, held under the super
of Bart N. Peak. University
and tobacco growers, and to consider special problems of soil conservaY. M. C. A. secretary, is the first of
tion, livestock production, and the marketing of farm products.
its kind to be held at the Univer
sity. Its object is to promote bet
ter feeling among the pledges of
fraternities on the campus through
gatherings to hear various talks on
the benefits of fraternity life.
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Phyllis Kraeuter, cellist of New
York City, assisted by John Shelby
Richardson, pianist, Lexington, will
present the second Sunday after
noon musicale of the new year at
4 o'clock, Jan. 17, in Memorial hall
Miss Kraeuter appeared on the
Sunday afternoon series four years
ago and won immediate approval
from her audience for her artistic
requests
abilities, and numerous
have been received asking for a return engagement of the artist.
Since her New York debut at
Town Hall, Miss Kraeuter s ap
pearances in 80 cities have been a
Prizes Totaling $50 To Be progression of artistic triumphs.
She has been acclaimed as soloist
Awarded Best Underwith such orchestras as the New
graduate Libraries
York Philharmonic and Minneapolis, St. Louis, Toronto and Denver
The annual contest conducted by symphonies. Her musicianship, emo
Judge Samuel M. Wilson of Lex- tional powers for interpretation,
technical facility, good taste, exington for the best individual un- tensive repertoire and her youthdergraduate library, with prizes to- ful beauty and charm have been
taling $50, was announced yester- universally praised.
Miss Kraeuter's program is as fol
day by Miss Margaret I. King, Uni- lows:
versity librarian.
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Thirty dollars will be awarded Ave Maria
Max Bruch
Frescobaldi
the best library and $20 as second Toccata
prize. The contest is conducted in
II.
order to encourage students in
Schumann
lectlng their own library. Infor- - Fantasie-stru- ck
Brahms
matlon on application and time of Menuetto
expiration of the contest may be
Schubert
obtained from the office of Miss
III.
King.
now
being Variations Symphoniques..Boellmann
several exhibits,
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shown , tne flrgt floor lobb
IV.
library were also announced by Miss
Debussy
King. These include "What Amer- Prologue
Debussy
ica Is Reading," "Technical Books Clair de Lune
Cassado
of 1935." and "Appreciation of Lit- Requiebros
erature."
Cassado
Danse du Diable Vert

Asbury Medical society at 7:30
o'clock last night In Room 108,
Science building. The group travIf some students come to college
eled from Asbury College, Wilmore, and realize, after registration, that
speak. they would have made
to hear Doctor Funkhouser's
better street
car operators or third basemen, we
NEW CEILING FOR GYM ANvffii sympathize
But a
with them.
glance through your student direcPreliminary work on celotexlng tory will opinionate you with the
the ceiling of the gym annex and belief that this is an academy of
ts
to misfits.
installation of
promote better vision is now In
Slapping you right In the face b
progress, according to Maury Crut-che- r, an abbot, John Williams, to be exact,
of buildings not commanding
superintendent
troop of monks,
and gounds. As soon as the mate- but grinding away in the College of
arrives, the project will be Engineering.
rial
Two Abels, Margaret
completed. The entire celling will
Joanna and Susan Jean, are not
be covered.
busy making biblical history, but
leading quiet lives in the Arts and
ELECTED TO HONORARY
Six Bakers are
Science temples.
home ecoMrs. May K. Duncan, director of studying everything but cacophonies
nomics. All the vocal
elementary education of the
Truinlnir whnnl wu recent- - on the campus are traceable to five
ly elected into membership or PI
There are three Barnes here:
Lambda Theta. national honorary
fraternity, acordlng to elm Wallace looks all right In the
an article in the Nw York Times Ag school, but Howard E. and
January 10. Mrs. Duncan gustlne Edward are decidedly out
was one of 11 initiated by the or--" of place In the Commerce castle and
' A. Si 8. buildings.
Think of it!
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Invitations for the mid-ye- ar
Commencement to be held February 1 in Memorial hall, are
now on sale at the book store
and graduates are urged to call
for thorn at their earliest convenience, according to an announcement by Everett Metcalf,
chairman of the senior invita-

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Spanish War Nurse
Addresses Meeting

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Wallis Announces
Welfare Committee

Exam Issue of Sour Mash
Surges Forth On Tuesday
toon a burlesque of the students
Exams are the order of the day
and studies are the orders for the and professors on the "fateful day."
next two weeks. This short inter- The inside cover shows six candid
val of time will see some books camera cuts of "Dean Jones' Night
"chewed," others "disgusted," and Club" in action. Two special
make their debut in the coinstill others thrown out the winOur Personal
dow accompanied by the stuccato ing ibsue: "From
Flies," an interesting group of stoof blasphemous utterings.
Sour Mash will enter Into the ries never before having appeared
midst of the" fervor and frenzy of in print, and "Variety on a Theme,"
period with a showing the innumerable ways thut
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this
monthly edition, on sate Tuesday, the same Joke can be told.
A short, short story, "Miracle
to brighten the study room cluttered
myswith textbooks and term papers, and Yarn," offers that inevitable
to gladden the heart of their owner. terious close, and the "Mash BarBut the 'o'rder of the day" will not rel" "casts its aspersions'' on the
"The
campus and its "crudities."
be forgotten even in the leisure moamuck
ments when the perusal of the Biological Didge" runs tripping
monthly humor magazine will be throughout the edition
eminent, for Sour Mash will en- over many previously unrevealed
deavor to nake light of exams and facts of "college carousers." and
the Idiosyncrasies forthcoming from laying them bare as vacant house.
ns
Characteristically cantankerous
period of "cramal
this
grace each page and the
"d!ty-noslnming" and
Jokes rise anouin notch in
The theme of the "Exam Issue"
notoriety.
is well portrayed by the cover car
fea-tru- es

ies with Kentucky by ekeing
out a
3
victory tonight
before a capacity crowd which
jammed the field house here.
24-2-

Carlisle's field goal after Nelson's free throw put the Rupp-me- n
into a lead which they held
until two minutes before the half
an
ended. Carlisle, Thompson
played Intermittently because of illness and Injuries.
At the half time, the Spartans
were leading by the same slim margin which later won them the game.
Throughout the entire game, the
Wildcats received lesser consideration in the calling of fouls. Fourteen fouls were called on the Kentucky team, while the Spartans were
victims to seven.
It was apparently the roughest
game the 'Cats participated in this
year, and the Kentucky Coaches
were definitely dissatisfied with officiating at the encounter. It was
learned through a reliable source
that this dissatisfaction on the part
of the 'Cat coaches may lead to a
permanent severance of athletic relations with Michicaa State University.
Nelson of Michigan State was the
high socrer for the evening, garnering nine points in a game of infrequent scoring. Carlisle and Opper
of Kentucky, and Oarlock of the
Spartans shared second place honors, all three accounting for six
points.
A statement made by John
student manager of the
Kentucky team, concurs with the
belief that the dissatisfaction of officiating will lead to severance of
basketball relation. He stated that
the officiating was seemingly unfair to the Kentucky team.
Scores made by the individual
players of both teams is as follows:
Kentucky Hagan. 2; Carlisle, 6;
Opper, 6; Walker. 4; Thompson, 5;
Hodge, Goforth, Donohue.
Michigan State Dargush 4; Ro
len; Ostcrink; Nelson, 9; Kraft, 5;
Garlock,6.
Umpire:
Traunicek;
Referee:
Clarno.
and-Hag-

Student Opinions
To Be Broadcast
student interviews on campus
and world affairs will form the basis
broadcast
of the-- regular
of the Kentucky Kernel over radio
station WLAP next Wednesday at
5:15 p. m.

nrrxrram.wlll be conducted by
George Spencer, Managing
Ross Chepeien, ana esporis
Joe Quinn.
hmadrasts. occurring every
other Wednesday at 5:15 p. m., were
Inaugurated in October by the present Kernel staff.
The
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The first
of the kecond semester will be
gym. Feb.
held in the Alumni
X the Wednesday before the
second semester sUrts, Dean T.
T. Jones announced today. The
hours of the dance will be from
eight until eleven o'clock and
the price of admission as usual
cents.
will be twenty-flv- e
pu

Prof. E. L. Hall, of the history de--.
partntent. will speak at a meeting
of the University History club to
be held at 4 p. m. Monday In the

be a general oien
house from 4 to 6 p. m. this after- -i
noon in the Woman's building. A
student orchestra will furnish mu
sic ana reiresnmenis win oe servea.
All students are invited.

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B. S. U. council will meet ut
:4S p. m. Monday in the Administration building. All members please
be present.

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Woman's building. His subject will
be "Modern Political History."

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a Block and Bridle
meeting at 1 o'clock Monday night
in the Agricultural building
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DAY OOES BY that someone doesn't ask me, or any of
several hundred students down here from the No'th, "Why
you come down here to school?" Often, but much more seldom
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they add, "They have such good schools up there."
Editor-in-ChilitoRi.E M.
I thought that as the years went by I would become inured to that
Managing Editor
iloss J. Gmi
question. I also thought perhaps people would quit asking it of me, but
News Editor
David 11. Sai.virs
It happens every time I meet someone. However, yesterday I was talking
with two pretty little college gals up In the Commons and on being IntroBusiness Manager
Ire M. Mooke
duced to one of them, the first question put to me was, "Where Is your
home?" and right on the heels of my answer came that familiar song and
.Betty Earle
Editorial Adviser.- ....Theo Nadelsteln
dance about my reason for coming
Associate Editor
..William B. Arthur
South to school.
Assistant Managing Editor..
And James "Muscles" Curtis has
Being in the mood for a good followed
George Turner
Assistant Editor
lead of his heart and
lively argument, I took Issue with we And the
that
..Eleanor Randolph
Society Editor....
concerning the brought Isabel the Xmas aholidays
the Inferences
Ralston
Plknp
Odis Lee Harris
Feature Editor.
schools In the South, and claimed
pin.
...Ralph E. Johnson
Special Editor
that they were Just as good here as sweetheart
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fact I
they are anywhere else,
Judy McVcan has copped the
Joe Qulnn
Sports Editor.
thoroughly believe.
gridiron hero Bob Davis in record
time two whole days. . . 8nuk up
TELephoncs:
News, 9 a. m. to 4 p. m, Univ.
Neither of these little girls had on them In the Tavern yesterday
At the Library "Term pajKTs! Term pacrs!
136. Business, 9 a. m. to 4 p. m., Univ. 74. Sunever been farther away from home
and heard Bob planning a trip to
TERM PAPERS!"
than Cincy, but were quit willing the Phlllipines. Must be the balmy
days and after hours, city 2724 or 7542.
At boyd hall "Term pajers! Term papers! to "know it all" when It came to spring breezes that brought them
knocking their own state university.
together.
TERM PAPERS!"
I really was silly to waste breath on
MERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
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either of the little empty heads,
s
At the Commons "Term papers!
Term
been filled to
The
STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
but I couldn't help wanting to ar- capacity Tavern has two weeks with
for the last
TERM PAPERS!"
gue in favor of this school of ours.
Both of these frail creatures live female philanderers admiring a
At the Post Office (You guessed it.)
HOW Ml ( II MKHT.I) THE PROFESSOR
To them the Uni mysterious romeo from Hollywood.
In Lexineton.
versity is Just a "glorified high Girls. In case It will help you along,
CLOISTER HIMSELF?
is to so many of the his name is Madge and he has
as
this ru- school" Clay Itgraduates. It has been starred in three major productions.
DOX'T LOOK XOW, Z?t77"-wh- ats
Tlic (nnipl.iiiit li;is Ik'cii made tli.tt many colHenry
too close to, them all of their lives Willette Bruner's chewing gum has
lege piolessois draw liciiistivis loo ninth into mor about exams I've been hearing, anyway?
for them to realize that this is op- boosted her stock thirty point while
a natural
the intrinsic life, iIiiin bet oiniiig, as
portunity for them to gain a college Mary LeBus and Martha Alexander
education without the burSen which are cutting each other's throats for
tonseiiieii(e, iinlieediiis; and unmindful of the L'XIl LRSITYPES:
goes along with "going to college." second place. a a a
The Campus Cinemaddict He knows more Many a boy or girl keenly desires
(innniiiii exlern.dilies about them. Ilie lingers
Who
of their brains have lost the sense to feel the about the life of extras in Hollywood than he the chance to try for higher learn- Weems would ever think that Ted
would write a song like the
ing. Many hundreds of them are
ulse of the world, and more specifically, the does about the life of an amoeba... He forgets willing to work like dogs to put "Martins and the Coys." Another
his eight o'clock classes frequently, but can tell themselves through college. Yet illustration of the funny quirks that
tainpus.
the Lexington students are able to people do havea at times.
aa
These t ompl.iinanis linihei aiguc that such you exactly what date Myrna Loy's new picture go to school for the price of their
Poor Patty Van Meter. . . (The
a piofessor would not be entirely competent to will be in Lexington, and where it will be play- books and tuition which is so low
that it even attracts students from girl who has never failed to attend
ing. . . Physics and math arc mysteries to him, but that far away place, the North,
analyze tondiiions as they exist and as they jxt-laia Ky. dance). She lost a bet to
a
Dick Chauvet Wednesdty night and
to the worltl into which the college man he'll spend all of his lime watching detective
worry now she can't go to the Military
Never do they have to
will later find himself enmeshed.
pictures unravel their complicated plots at the about where the next meal is com- Hop as the penalty. This should
Sik h piolessois, lhe aigue, read, outside of a show and is he proud when he can figure out ing from. There is never a care help her break the date. But the
about laundry, room, traveling ex- boy had a date with her also had
few stholarly inag.iines. nolhing but bt)oks and the murderer?. . .He can give you the salary, his- penses home for holidays.
They a date with Dot Hillenmyer so that
town
pajx'is whith )eriain lo their field, hear nothing tory, age, and home address of any actor you ask aren't strangers in a strange up a should ease his minda a little.
aa
where "201i. students make
1ml i lie gossip whith
around a bridge for but try to question him about his dates in certain social group.
Is Nell Craik really pinned, if so.
Here they are in a swell town, to whom, when, and why don't we
table.
history class, or his authors in literature class,
the heart of the Bluegrass." It is know more about It? Could it be
is the case against the tloistcied professec aristocratic, progressive, and offers somebody named DeHaven?
Sudi
and he's at a complete loss... Now do you
not
The dire? Well, regular movies of the what the modern generation is coming to, mama? no end of educational facilitiesstate,
sor.
found anywhere else in the
lighter uatme. magaines whith tontain more
and perhaps nowhere else in the
Have you noticed all these new
South. Narrow and quite like the blue and white tobacco pouches
frolhiness, an txtasional lale night tlub broadcows that admire grass on the oth- those
dignified pipe smok
cast, and perhaps even a fling among hoi jolloi. THEORIES:
er side of the fence, they look to ers are sporting?
Virginia and admire the "great"
Now it must be admitted that there are some
This is a good
universities there, yet not one of
tollege professors who do not have a great deal
opportunity
them is the all around equal of our HAVE you read Helen Parmer's ad
own.
Adv.
of
of sotial and economic conditions.
in the classifieds?
to offer consolation to
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