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KERNEL

UNIVERSITY
VOL. XXVI.

Delta Sigma Chi Completes Plans
For Initial Gridiron Banquet To
Be Held Saturday Night, May 9
Type Here

Officers on April 3

Plana were completed for the
first annual Gridiron banquet to be
held Saturday niRht, May 9, and
sponsored

by

Delta

WSGA Will Elect

Sigma

Chi,

men's Journalism fraternity, at the
weekly meeting of that organization
held Tuesday night.
The dinner, which is to be pat-

terned after the annual banquet
given by the National Press club
In Washington, will be strictly Invitational. Bids will be sent out
within a few days to prominent
men of the Rtate on the University
faculty and among the student
body.

This wl be the first time that
such an affair has ever been attempted in Kentucky and, if successful, will be continued as an annual event. Journalism organizations at other colleges have staged
such dinners and the banquets have
been very popular.
One of the unique features of
the banquet is that there will be no
A substiformal speech making.
tute for this will be provided, however, and the members of the organization will present skits on various themes. There will be several awards made, the nature of
which will be announced later.
of
Details of the publication
"Sourmash,"
the student humor
magazine,
and second issue of
which will appear on May Day,
were also discussed at the meeting.
contest to encourage
Another
writers of short stories and short
short stories will open tills week,
with contributions to bo handed in
to Dave Salyers at the Kernel office on the day after spring vacations ends. A prize of five dollars
for the best short story and one of
two dollars and a half for the best
short story will be awarded.
Any student who wishes to contribute original humor in the form
of anecdotes, poetry or sketches
may do so. All copy should be
turned in at the office of the editor
of the Kernel.

U. II. S. Debaters

Defeat Henry Clay

Victors, to Represent 11th Region at State Tourney
at U. of Ky.

The election of officers of the
Women's Self Government association will be held from 8:45
a. m. to 12:30 p. m.. and from 1
to 3 p. m.. Friday, April 3, in
the Administration building, It
was announced today.
Petitions for the candidates
have been submitted to members
of the organization,
but those
chosen will not be announced
Tuesday.
until

LOCK EXPERT
TO SPEAK HERE
History, Romance of Locks to
He Discussed by Head of
Yale and Towne
Company
"The History and Romance of
Locks and Their Manufacture" will
be the subject of a lecture to be
given at 10 a. m. in the Training
School auditorium April 1 by Maxwell C. Maxwell, assistant to the
president of the Yale & Towne
Manufacturing company.
A description of the evolution of
locks dating from the earliest historical records to the various types
in use today and their principles
of operation, applications, limitations, security, Interchange, resistance against picking and master
keying.
Mr. Maxwell, who will come to
Kentucky
from Chattanooga, Is
completing a tour of the Scuth. He
will illustrate his lecture by actual
locks, working models and sketches.
SULZER ON TRIP
Elmer G. Sulzer, director of the
University Department of Publicity
will leave this afternoon for New
York to Inspect the radio produc
tion methods of the National Broad
casting chain and also the Columbia chain. Mr. Sulzer will be gone
about a week.

HEARS VINTON

U. K. CLUB TO BE GUEST

The Cosmopolitan club will be
the guest of the Asbury club, Saturday, April 4, to hear Mr. Philip
Lee, baritone, in a recital to be
given at the Hughes Memorial aud
itorium at 8 p. m. Mr. Lee will be
accompanied by Peter Woo, who
will display a Chinese musical in
strument.

Causes, Rises of Poultry Association

Berley Winton, national poultry
coordinator for the United States
Agriculture, Wash
addressed members
club Tuesday night
the Dairy building.
His subject was "The National

Department of
ington, D. C,
of the Poultry
March 21, in

Poultry Improvement Plan."
Mr. Winton stated the causes for
the rise and development of the
Poultry Improvement association.
They are to give recognition to
breeding improvement and to give
recognition
to pallorium disease
control. He stressed the fact that
many people do not desire to ask
advice of the association but merely are content to breed chickens
without any advice.

The first direct benefit derived
from the organization is that they
can use the U. S. prefix in advertising their products, which means
that breeders may say that their
chicks have been produced under
the minimum requirements set up
by the association.
Another advantage was in the check in pallorium disease.
This association will reduce unThe University of Kentucky club's ethical advertising, he stated, and,
novelty bridge party will be held most of all. should mean that buyon the third floor of McVey hall at ers will get higher class products
,
rt for his money.
8 o'clock Saturday night. Dr.
Prizes
Ryland
ill speak.
will be given.
DEAN SPEAKS TO

Kampus
Kernels

Ho-ba-

HALL RESIDENTS
Anyone who wants to play on an
Independent diamond ball team in
An appreciation for the loyalty
the Intramurals come to the Intraand cooeration shown by the wommural office at 3 p. m. today.
en students residing in the dormi
There will be a meeting of the tories was expressed by Dean Sarah

nie.ht, in
a short talk at Patterson hall.
Miss Blanding reminded the res
There will be a Block and Bridal idents of the tendency to neglect
meeting Monday night In the Ag studies during the spring weather
building.
and strongly advised everyone
it.
will be an assembly for
There
In conclusion Miss Blanding an
seniors in the College of Agriculnounced that work on new bath
ture in the student room of the Ag rooms in the north end of Patterbuilding Friday at 8 a. m.
son hall would begin Immediately.
club
Economics
night in the Ag building.
Home

Monduy

The Women's Rifle team will
have a speci- -l records meeting beginning at 11 a. m. Saturday in the

G. Blandlng,

Wednesday

STAFF MEMBERS GO TO OHIO

Mary Lois Williamson and Mary
Bell Vaughan, of the College of
Education staff, went to Ohio State
A meetbif of all student Interto attend
University last week-en- d
ested in a University golf team will a
Ty
today In Bmm 111 ler conference with Dr. Ralph
be held at noon
Miss Ethel L. Parker, of
McVey halL Today and Satur- the and
of
education
home economics
day will be the Lut days for try-o- ut staff of Ohio State. Discussion
Chet concerned measurement in home
(or the team and Coach
(Continued on Page Six)
economic education.
Women'

gymnasium.

f

OF

Is Poslponed

Until

Spring Music Week

DISCUSSION

GIVES RULES ON HOW
TO GET COOPERATION
Dr.

Robert Miles of First
Presbyterian Church to
Lead Next Forum

A discussion
of the wants of
man's nature and the best possible
manner in which to gain them was
brought up In the fourth Y. W. C.

M. C. A. Forum on Tuesday,
March 24, In Patterson hall, by Dr.
M. M. White, leader of the forum.
on the topic "Am I Right About
My Social Relations?"
'In order to gain your wants you
must cooperate with other people,"
said Dr. White. "Only other peo
ple can interfere with what you
want, so you must learn to cooperate with them to the best of your
ability." Dr. White then presented
four rules which will help the individual in getting others to cooperate with him. These were:
1. Make It easy for the other per
son to think that any Idea you
mention is his.
2. Plank down your Idea, be sure
it interests the group, and then
change the subject.
Eventually,
they will present the idea back to
you as though it were their own,
and you can work with them on it.
3. Get the Individual to make a
small contribution which you are
sure will turn out well.
4. Never wound the vanity of oth
ers. Wounded vanity is the cause
for most of the enmity which arises
in the world.
Dr. White sUted that he believed
there is no choice in the question
of whether one shall satisfy one's
wants or not. since we have nothing
to do with it. Assuming that man
acts always from selfish motives
only, and can never act in any other way, he presented the view that
man acts for one reason, a selfish
one which he keeps to himself, but
gives society another reason for his
action.
This assumption was criticised
by several of the students at the
forum, who cited cases which they
believed demonstrated unselfishness, and who stated that they believed man differed from the low
er animals in that they can recognize duties and moral actions,
and can act apart from selfish mo
tives and drives.
Dr. White defined conscience as
an emotional state which is pro
duced when irregular things are
done, and stated that most people
are called unselfish when they are
really acting from a selfish reason,
for instance, to get peace and quiet
from the twinges of their con
science.
by
Dr. White was introduced
Martha Fugett, president of the
Y. W. C. A., who acted as chair
man of the meeting.
The last
forum, to be held on Tuesday,
March 31, at 8 p. m., in Patterson
Dr. Robert
hall, was announced.
Miles, pastor of the First Presby
terian church, will lead the dis
cussion, on the topic "Am I Right
About My Way of Life?"

opera "Lohengrin." scheduled to ap
pear on the Sunday afternoon musicale at Memorial hall March 29,
has been postponed and will be
given during the Spring Music
Festival week, probably May 5.
The postponement was due to the
Illness of Professor Lampert, head
Music depart
of the University
ment, who is directing the produc
tion.
The opera will present the com
bined efforts of the Girls Glee club,
the Mens Glee club, and the Uni
versity orchestra, and will climax
a series of programs offered at the
Sunday musicales by the music de
partment of the University.
No program has been arranged
for the Sunday musicale of March
29.

Independent Formal
To Be Held Tonight
Hotel

At Phoenix

The Independent spring formal,
supervised by Mrs. L. M. Lebus,
hostess at the Woman's building,
will be held tonight at the Phoenix
hotel ball room from 8 till 11 o'clock.
Music will be furnished by the Blue
,
and White orchestra.
The dance will be sponsored by
the Independent girls on the cam100 have
pus and approximately
signified their intention of attending.
Bids have been sent to Independ
ent men and blanket bids to each
fraternity. The committee on ar
rangements have announced tnac
and
there will be seven
one special Independent
Programs and decorations will carry out the blue and white color
scheme.
ks

k.

CAMPUS GROUPS
ARE DISCUSSED
Representatives of Student
Activities at U.K.. Univer
sity of Tennessee Meet at
Banquet

Discussions and comparisons of
campus activities such as athletics.
student publications, honorary fra
ternities, campus dances, the Stu
dent council, the Y. M. C. A. and
Y. W. C. A. were features of a banquet meeting of representatives of
student activities from the Univer
sity of Kentucky and the Univer
isty of Tennessee held at 6:30 o'
clock Wednesday evening at Tea
cup Inn
Jack Howard, president of the
Student council, presided and introduced the University of Ken
tucky representatives.
Those who
attended were Jack Howard, Elvis
Moore, Ralph Hugh
Stahr, James
ett, Leslie Scott, Donald Riester
and Bart Peak, from the Universi
ty of Kentucky: Woodrow Derry-berr- y,
of the Tennessee football
team; Marks Alexander, of the All- Students' club and Tennessee Y. M.
C. A. senior cabinet; Charles Herrington, a staff member of the
"Volunteer,"
Tennessee yearbook
210 Committee Sponsors Test Landon Haney, of the
Union "Know lour
club and Ralph Frost, general sec
retary of the Tennessee Y. M. C. A.
versity"
The Tennessee visitors were tak
Gertrude Carigan. Liberty, made en on a tour of the campus Thurs
day morning. They met with rep
the highest grade on the "Know
resentatives of student activities at
Your University" examination giv
en last week in connection with a the University of Cincinnati Thurs
meeting of the "240" committee and day evening.
as a result will receive a complimentary copy of the 1936 Kentuc- kian. it was announced yesterday
C.
at the Publicity Bureau. Miss Carigan, who is a sophomore In the
College of Arts and Sciences, made Superintendent of
a grade of 92
Water Works in Country
which em
The examination,
Is Guest Speaker
braced knowledge of fees, depart
ments, staff, museums, and other
detailed
Charles T. Hoover, superintendent
information about the
University was taken by student of the largest complete water sup
and faculty members of the Com- ply plant in this country, gave an
mittee although the latter mem- illustrated talk to student members were barred from receiving bers of the American Society of
the award. Dr. Frank L. McVey Civil Engineering at the Physics
building Wednesduy at the third
made a grade of 99.
Besides Miss Carlgan, other stu period.
dent members of the committee
The Columbus, Ohio, waterworks
milking high grades were Robert system of which Mr. Hoover is su88. James perintendent, is capable of supplyReynolds. Slauuhters,
Bersot. Shelbyville. 86';: ; Frank Le- - ing 55 million gallons of water
Bus. Jr., Cynthiana, 84: aud Ada daily.
Dougherty, Falmouth, 82 'a.
Mr. Hoover attended the annual
meeting of the Kentucky-Tenn- es
see American Waterworks Associa
Nl'RSINC, OFFICIAL
from
TO ADDRESS CLUB tion held here in Lexington spoke
Monduy to Wednesday.
He
at the University at the invitation
Miss Katherine Faville, of West
D. V. Terrell, head of the
ern Reserve university, will address of Prof.
department of Civil Engineering.
the Home Economics club at 7:30
Monday evening, March 30, in the
I'NIVERSITY PHOTOGRAPHS
student room of the Agriculture
building.
Did you know that the UniMiss Faville, an associate dean versity has an extensive set of
of the Frances Payne Bolton School
slides showing the students in
of Nursing, will discuss public wel
their activities, musical organifare, housing, social security, and sations, football teams, buildthe opportunities offered to college ings, etc., that it will be glad to
women.
loan to those interested? Just
Members of the club axe Invited
write the Publicity Bureau, University of Kentucky, Lexington.
to attend and bring their friends.

Liberty Girl Makes
Highest Exam Grade

Civil Engineers
Hear T. Hoover

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D, K. PROVINCE

CONVENTION

be

NEW M RU

27. IMC

TO

HELD AT U, K,

Professor Lampert's Illness
Dr. M. M. While Leads Forum
Sessions Will Begin at LafayIs Cause of Cancellation
ette Hotel April 3; Dave
Discussion Under Subject
of Program
Difford, Dean Taylor to
"Am I Right About My
The presentation of Wagner's
Present Greetings
Social Relations

A.--

The University High school debating team defeated the Henry POULTRY CLUB
Clay high school, Tuesday, March
25, in the finals of the district tournament held at Mt. Sterling to win
the right to represent the eleventh
region in the state tournament at
the University next week,
U.S. Department of Agricul
A 2- -1 decision decided the victure Official Discusses
tory of the University High team

composed of Louise Galloway, David Sageser and Ruth Peak. Other
members composing the team are
Miss Minta Ann Hockaday, Miss
Leigh Brown, B. B. Mclnteer, Edward Gabbord and Clayton Robinson. Fannie Herman is coach, of
the team and Willard Overstreet is
manager.

ADJUSTMENT TO March 29 Musicale
SOCIETY IS TOPIC

HOP, PHOENIX HOTEL,
P. M.
TONIGHT,

KENTUCKY

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Prominent Men of Kentucky
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Approximately forty members of
Omlcron Delta Kappa, honorary
national leadership fraternity, representing seven colleges from the
states of Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky, will attend the
convention of the Central Province
of the organization, to be held at
the University April 2 and 4, it was
announced today by R. D. Mcln-tyr- e,
province deputy of the organization. The business sessions,
three of them, will be conducted at
the Lafayette hotel.
Featured on the first business
session, beginning at 10:00 a. m..
will be an address on "Honor and
Honor Fraternities" by Dr. Molley
Brown, executive secretary of the
organization.
The Reverend Robert Whitfield Miles, Delta circle of
the fraternity, will pronounce the
Invocation, to be followed by greetings from David Difford, president
of the local chapter of the fraternity. Dean William S. Taylor, will
then read greetings from the University to the convention delegates
at larpe, to be followed by a response from Robert W. Bishop, national councilman of the organization. Prominent members of the
University faculty and distinguished guests will then be introduced,
A second business session, starting at 2:00 p. m. will be held until
5:30 p. m., at which time a model
initiation, conducted by members
of the local chapter, to take place
at Memorial hall, will be held for
Dean Thomas Cooper, dean of the
University College of Agriculture
and Prof. M. E. Potter, head of the
Department of Physical Education.
Dean Cooper, in addition to being
head of the University Agriculture
school, is director of the Experiment station and has been prominent in agricultural research for
many years. He received his degree from the University of Minnesota and came to the University in
1918. Professor Potter, head of the
Physical Education department received his degree from the University of Illinois in 1925 and his master's degree from the University
several years later. He has been
outstanding through his efforts at
organizing the physical education
department and promoting intramural activities on the campus.
Other noted speakers who will
address the convention during its
sessions here are Pres. Frank L.
McVey, who will talk at the convention banquet Friday at the Lafayette hotel, the subject of his address to be announced later and
Pres. Charles J. Turck, of Centre
college, a member of Zeta circle
located in that institution, who will
speak on "Leadership and American Youth." Also included in the
list of speakers is Dean W. L. Sanders, past national president of the
fratenity, the title of whose speech
will be "National Extension Policy."
A formal dance, sponsored for
the convention to be held at the
Gold room of the Lafayette hotel
Friday night from 9:00 to 12:00, a
tea at the home of President and
Mrs. McVey Saturday afternoon,
attendance at the Kappa Sigma
fraternity formal dance that night
and a tour of the Bluegrass stock
farms will be the highlights of the
social side of the convention.
At a meeting held yesterday by
the local circle of the organization,
it was decided to change the date
of the annual Interfraternity Sing,
scheduled for April 7, to Monday
night April 6, so as not to interfere with the Junior Prom which
Is scheduled for April 7.

Dean Blanding To
Speak at Banquet
Ag Seniors Will Be Honored
at Annual Dinner April 6
in Commons
Deun Sarah Blanding. dean of
women, will be one of the princi
pal speakers, at the annual College
of Agriculture banquet to be held
at 6:30 o'clock Monday night. April
(i, in the University Commons.
Ruth Hunter, Somerset, senior in
Home Economics, and Joe Terry (
Frankfort, senior in Agriculture
will give a talk in behalf of the
outgoing senior men and women in
the College of Agriculture.
Arrangements are being made to
accommodate ut least 250 students
and members of the faculty and
staff of the College of Agriculture.
BLANDING, GILES ON TRIP
Dean Sarah Blanding and Mrs.
Eda Giles, director of the women's
residence halls at the University,
on
were In Louisville yesterday
University business.

NO.

IC

Nell Craik Is Elected To
Reign As Junior Prom
Vote
Queen By 127-8- 1
9

Prom Queen

Annual Affair Will He Held
April 7 in Alumni Gym;

Attendants Will

i1

Re Chosen

CIRCLE ENTERTAINS
WITH DANCE FRIDAY
Dr. McVey. Dr. Turck Will
Also Address Convention
Meetings

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Craik, above, yesterday
was elected by her Junior classmates to reign over the Junior
Prom, to be held April 7.
NeU

U.K. LAW PROF

IS HONORED
Dr. Roy Moreland Receives
Research Fellowship at
Harvard Law
School
University
Dr. Roy Moreland,
Law professor, has been awarded a
fellowship
research
at Harvard
University Law school for the year
193S-3He will engage in Grad
uate work in the field of criminal
law, working under the direction of
Sheldon Glueck, professor of
and Sam Bass Warner,
professor of penal legislation and
administration and will write a
thesis concerned with the problems
of criminal negligence.
Professor Moreland, a member of
the University Law faculty since
1928, is the author of articles deal
ing with legal problems and has
been active with the Kentucky
State Bar as chairman of its committee on criminal law.
He obtained his A.B. degree from
Transylvania College, his LL.B. de
gree from the University of Kentucky, and his J.D. degree from the
University of Chicago.
7.

Crim-onolog- y,

NYA CHECKS TO
BE CIRCULATED

Nell Craik,- Louisville, was overwhelmingly elected Junior Prom
Queen yesterday by the Junior class
of the University, and will reign
over the annual ball to be held
the night of April 7.
Miss Craik. daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. James S. Craik, of Louisville.
Is a Junior in the College1 of Arts
and Sciences, and a member of
Kappa Kappa Gamma.
She is a
member of the W. 8. O. A. Council.
Y. W. C. A., social chairman of
Kappa Kappa Gamma, and was
sponsor of R. O. T. C. Company F
last year.
Of the 212 ballots cast Miss Craik
received 127. and her opponent.
Carolyn Hurst, Delta Delta Delta,
received 81.
The Junior Prom will be held on
the night of April 7 in the Alumni
gym from 9 untill 12 o'clock. During the intermission the crowning
of the Prom Oueen will be conducted on a raised dais by Dave Randall, president of the Junior class.
Two girls from each sorority and
two Independent girls will be appointed as attendents to the Queen.
One male escort will be chosen
from each fraternity.
Pledging ceremonies for Lances,
Junior honorary society, will be
held following the crowning of the
Prom Queen.
Buddy Fischer and his thlrteen-piec- e
band, fresh from an engaee-me- nt
at the Club Grayhound near
Louisville, will furnish the music
for the dance. They have made
recent appearances at the University of Kansas. University of Chicago and the University of Illinois.
The Prom committee is composed
of Thomas Nantz, chairman: Will
Howe Wasson, Mary Neil Walden.
Carl Vannoy and George Henry
Kirler.
Chaperones will be Pres. and Mrs.
Frank L. McVey. Dean Sarah
Dean Sarah Holmes.
Blanding.
Dean and Mrs., T. T. Jones, Dean
and Mrs. Paul P. Boyd, Dean and
Mrs. Thomas P. Cooper, Dean and
Mrs. Levi Horlacher, Dean and
Mrs. Edward Wiest, Dean and Mrs.
W. S. Taylor, Dean and Mrs. Frank
Murray, Dean and Mrs. James H.
Graham. Dr. and Mrs. W. D. Funk-housMiss Marguerite McLaughlin, Mrs. Annie Niel and Mrs. H. K.
English.
er.

NEW MEMBERS
ARE ANNOUNCED
Beta Gamma Sigma, Honorary Commerce Frat, Elects
Hobday, Van Arsdale to
Membership
Sigma,

honorary

Gamma
NYA Students Must Call for commerce fraternity, announces
Pay Slips Today; Monthly
the election of Victor Hobday, Falmouth, and Leonard Van Arsdale,
Work Sheets Should
Baldwin, N. Y., to membership.
Re in April S
Beta Gamma Sigma is the naBeta

The National Youth Administra
tion pay checks for the past month
will be distributed to NYA students
today from 1 until 4 p. m. at the
business office, Dean T. T. Jones
announced yesterday.
All NYA students should call for
their checks today, Dean Jones
stated because another pay day will
not be held until Wednesday, April
1. Over 500 checks totalling about
$6,000 are now ready to be distributed.
The work sheets for the month
ending April 12 should be turned in
to the offices of the Dean of Men
and the Dean of Women. April 8,
because of Spring vacation.
Pre-Me- d

tional honor society in Colleges of
Commerce throughout the nation.
Only students who have maintained
unusually high scholarship records
during their four years of study
are eligible for membership.
Undergraduate members of the
fraternity are Anne Lewis Wilson,
Henry Elliott and Wallace
Faculty members Include
Dr. L. H. Carter, president; Prof.
R. D. Haun, secretary-treasure- r;
Dean Edward Wiest, Dr. W. W.
Jennings, Prof. R. D. Mclntvrer
Prof. James W. Martin, Prof. William Tolman, Philip McGee and
David McKinney.
Initiation ceremonies will be conducted at a later date under the
direction of Professor Carter.
De-Ha-

U.K. Law Students
Group To
On Journal Staff
Kornhouser
Hear

Joseph H. Freeland, Paducah, a
first year student in the College of
isville Medical school, will be the Law, has been appointed to the edprincipal speaker at a meeting of itorial staff of the Kentucky Law
Journal, according to an announcethe University Pryor
society at 7 o'clock, Friday night, ment today by the college faculty.
March 27, in the basement of the After attending Murray
Teachers' college, he enrolled at
Archaeology museum.
University last fall.
"Medical Training. Service, and the
Bert T. Combs, son of Mr. and
Outlook" will be the subject for Mrs. S. G. Combs, Manchester, secdiscussion by Dr. Kornbouser. This
year law student, was also apmeeting will be of important signi-cun- ond
pointed to the Journal staff. He
to those who plan to enter
took his pre-la- w
work at Cumbermedical school, for Dr. Kornhouser
proposes to outline the curriculum land college, Williamsburg.
of the tlrst year.
MOVIE REVIEWS TO RE
Prior to the meeting a dinner
OV ER WLAP
will be held In the Phoenix hotel in BROADCAST
A series of movie talks which will
honor of Dr. Kornhouser. Members
include
of the society will be in attendance. pictures reviews of current motion
will be broudcast over station WLAP every Monday afterMAXWELL TO SPEAK
noon at 5:30 o'clock, starting this
Monday. These talks will be made
Dr. E. 8. Maxwell, assistant uro- - by Frank Fowler, director of the
fessor of bacteriology and staff Gulgnol theatre.
member of the Lexington Clinic,
Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, inwill address the Bacteriological so structor in the Department of
ciety at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday night Journalism, will give a series of
in Kastle hall. His topic will be three broadcasts on the Passion
"Medico-leg- al
Pathology."
Those Play, which will be broadcast over
interested in any phase of bacteri- station WLAP next Thursday, Friday and Saturday afternoons at
ology or its related sciences are
5:30 o'clock.
Dr. S. I. Kornhouser,

member of

the staff of the University of

Lou-

State

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....Everybody wants to write one. column prayer. They pour Into the
"His anvire to tne young artist
It Is odd to find a student who office of befuddled Mr. Editor with Is to strive for triumphant expresdoesn't believe that lie or she has. "bralnchllds" of every sort. .. .Ideas sion through the masquerade of
camfor new scandal columns
pseudorenlism in the suave Juxtapus humor columns
Interview position of plane upon counterplane
all kinds of blamed also to eat freely of Ice cream and
columns
columns
splnnrh that the hungry soul may
search
And the most laughable part of not starve In Its age-lothe poor saps for dynamic symmetry. Who is this
the picture Is
ALL MAKES
think their Ideas are new. If they man?"
Want more?
this could be any
could only look at the Kernels of
days gone by
'cause those were one of several campus figures
"He speaks German fluently and
the days of bigger and better colhas many pleasant conversations
umns!
Back to 1929 we so. It was with the German police dogs he
roughly at this time that "column-i- t has hired to patrol the campus in
search of empty liquor bottle and
Is" had Its beginning.
SPECIAL RENTAL
The boys of the "crash year" be- choice cigar butts. Who is this
lieved In reviews. They would re- man?"
RATES TO STUDENTS
When we consider that most colview everything in sight "Music.
Stage, and Screen" was probably lege students are crazy by
and that the usual "Qtils
the first column of the review type. Vadit" boasted
about six paraThe Kernels of this period also
featured a literary section as well graphs similar to the above samCO. as a column called "Looking Over ples. It is not hard to understand
talked-abo- ut
the Magazines," devoted exclusively why thisofwas the most
Its day.
column
West Short St.
to reviews of the current periodiWe mention Just a few of the
cals.
Opp. Court House
their way
Perhaps the most famous of the columns that have found are many,
review columns was "Ronmin" the into the Kernel. There
Rlalto," created by Thomas L. Ri- many more. It is estimated that if
ley. His routine Job was to focus a all Kernel columns were laid end
to end,
encircle
critical eye on the motion pictures college they would who hold6,793.482
professors
classes
that came to town, with an occa- after the bell rings and wouldn't
sional write-u- p
of a campus production thrown in. This was one of that be nice! toast to the column
A
the most popular columns of the ideas mental have been born, have
that
day
and Tom kept it popular for lived, and have died. .. .another to
OFFERS
over three years!
the ideas of the future.
our Choia
"Squirrel Food" What a column!
What an Idea! This, my friends,
of all "perwas the grand-dadsonality" columns, possibly includRTAI N M ENT ing scandal columns which came a
bit later. "Squirrel Food" consisted of a series of paragraphs, wittily telling of the antics of the
campus crowd. It, too, held the attention of the collegiate herd for
Pages could be writHo hum
several years.
ten on the effects of balmy air and
"Seen from trie Press Box" is one the sweet smells of spring upon the
of the oldest Kernel columns. Ver- human organism. One of the efnon Rooks was responsible for its fects. I'm afraid, would be that you
appearance which, as accurately as wouldn't read any of it anyway
we can ascertain, was September so don't worry, you mugs. .. .Tills
20, 1929. "The Colonel Comments,'-consistinis gonna be short, but not snappy.
of athletic predictions,
For who could be snappy with
appeared concurrently.
the warm rays of old Sol gently
Just mention "Peppie's Diary" to creeping under his skin... with peo
a senior Journalism student and ple falling in love all around him
watch the smile creep over his face.
with all incentive to menYes.... it was the original scandal tallyand physically exert drawn out
or
know who Peppie of him.
column. I don't
was, but, as we say nowadays, "he
Do your eyelids feel unusually
got around." He compiled his ob- heavy?
Does your whole
servations in diary form, capital- give way every time you spy aframe
News, music,
nice.
izing the name of students. At
spot of
or
drama, sports
first, "Peppies Diary" was sort of a soft sofa
green grass? Do you want to swim
and comedy are
"tie-oto "Campus Kernels," but and climb trees? You do? Then
at your finger-tip- s
it later came forth in full bloom spring has got'ya.
with a box head of its own. Maybe
with a
Do you want to drop all of your
it was because more things hap1936 Delco
pened then . . . maybe not . . . but this courses? Do you want to take trips
Auto Radio. Wherever you may
..go on hikes? You do? Then
first scandal column was clever....
be, simply turn the dial to your
spring has got'ya.
consistently clever.
favorite program and enjoy it
Do you want to curl up in a corAlso at about this time readers
as you would in your own borne.
of the Kernel were talking about ner at the Eta Pie house and sleep
Motorists find that their favorite
"The Sportorial" by Mac, a collec- until the semester is over? Do you
tion of sidelights and comments want to forget all about parental
program coming in over the air
the higher education
similar to "Seen from the Press demands
actually shortens trips. Lonely
Box," and a campus humor column ....and instead read Hoi Polloi or
miles that would be somewhat
the pages of the
called "Read 'Em and Weep."
of hardship are turned into
You do? Then blame it on
We shift to the fall of 1931.
enjoyable, entertaining miles.
Diary," now spelled the season, (fooled you that time).
"Peppie's
Not only do we become listless
Before you bu