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CIRCULATION
THIS ISSUE

4,000

MEN'S HUSHING ENDS;

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

OF

KENTUCKY

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER

VOL. XXVII.

FOR
FRESHMEN WOMEN

REGAN YESTERDAY

NUMBER

22, 1930

2

REGISTRATION RECORD FALLS
WILDCATS SCORE
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National social fraternities on the
Highlanders Hold Kentucky's campus, after a week of events In
connection with annual rush week,
Weak Reserves lo 11
announced new pledges Saturday.
Points And Score
Following is the list of those who
Placement
announced their new men:
Sigma Chi
HOli DAVIS RUNS WILD
Carol, Buckner and Arch HamilTO SCORE FIVE GOALS ton, Bcnnie Owen, Bill Stofer,
Richard Johnson, Frank Rodes.
Regulars Play In Second and Jack Sullivan, Billy Murray, Lexington; Squire Williams, Somerset;
Fourth Quarters, Yet
John and Barney Simms, Billy Bar40 Points
Amass
ber, Bubbie Boone, Springfield;
Frank J. Hays, Winchester; Weston
By RALPH E. JOHNSON
Furr, Frankfort; Fred Grimm Jr.,
Fulner, Bob
A
but not brilliant Robert Fritche, Allen
George
Fort Thomas;
victory was scored by Coach Chet Rawlins,
DougWynne's Kentucky Wildcat foot- Staves Jr., Owensboro; Don Tom
las, Jack Traifter, Detroit;
ball machine Saturday afternoon
Byron
on Stoll field when they defeated Merrill, Sherman Hlnkebeln, Clark,
Jack
Louisville;
Maryvllle college, of Tennessee, 54-- Spears,
Jr., Pike-vil- le;
Weak blocking and fumbles Paris; Walter Hatcher Rock, Ark.;
Oscar Gray, Little
Kentuc-kian- s.
marred the play of the
Robert Singleton, Oklahoma City,
GeorgeMuster,
George
Okla.;
Confident of victory. Coach Chet town.
Wynne elected to start his second
James Whltt, Stone. Ky.; Howstringers in an effort to test them ard Endicott, Lexington; Frank
under fire. The Maryvllle team, Johnson Hays, Winchester; Jack
half of them freshmen, held the McCarthy,
John
Fort Thomas;
reserves to 14 points and scored on
Wilson, Monticello.
them to boot. The three points, a
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
result of kick from placement, was
John Clark, Harris Walker, Andy
the first score Maryvllle has Duke, Maysvllle; John Shelton,
chalked up against Kentucky since Austin McCutchen, Paducah; Crit1927.
tenden Lowry, Princeton; Owen
While the second team would Jones, John Snyder, Henderson;
have gone on and won the game, It Cotton Weideman, Owensboro; Bob
was very evident that Kentucky Is Nash, Gene Kinnaird, Frank Robwoefully weak In reserve strength. erts, Lexington; George Lamason,
Their work In the third quarter was Frank Shaw, Montclair, N. J.;
nothing short of pitiful, for de- Franklin Medarrs, Hazard; Edwin
spite the drubbing administered to Biggs, Henderson; Harry Wilson,
the Highlanders In the second quar- Irvine; Charles Cawood, Harlan;
ter when the first team rolled up Joe Calvert, Lexington;
Julian
19
points on them, Maryvllle Nichols, Austin Triplett Jr., Lexplayed the boys to a standstill and ington; Elmond Martin, Ashland;
held them scoreless.
George Kirk, Cincinnati; J. W.
Newport;
Preston
Perhaps their almost superhu- Bretlesman,
man efforts had weakened them Mansfield, Munfordville.
Thompson Bryant Jr., Lexington;
for the varsity entered the scene
at the outset of the fourth quar- Harry Denham, Maysvllle.
ter and crushed them under the
Lambda Chi Alpha
amassed total of 28 points.
Maurice Littleton, Grayson; WilThe play of Bob Davis was scin- liam Lobb, Washington, Pa.; Wartillating and he proved his right ren Holt, Arlington, Ky.; Kirklin
to the name of "Twenty Grand" as Kelley, Hazard; C. J. Johnson,
he whirled like a dervish time aftHoward Baker, William
er time down the field to touch- Cudd, Harlan; John Taylor, Dandowns. All in all, Bob rolled up 30 ville; John Hunsaker, Van Lear;
points in less than 25 minutes of
(Continued on Page Four
play, and probably leads the nation's scorers.
Bert Johnson, the other race
horse on the squad known as Man
O' War, stood out like your last
sore thumb. His passing was accurate; his runs were devastating,
and tremendous power marked his
drive.
Saved, but not In a Joking way, Former
Student Members
was Pritchard. Very little of KenRequested to Renew Cards
tucky's attack was displayed on
Immediately
Stoll field Saturday, and It is evident that In Pritchard there is an
The Community Concert Assowill
Long runs for touchdowns were ciation of Central Kentucky
sponsor five concerts by outstandthe feature of the game. An
during the winter seadash by Bob Davis was the ing artists
Henry
longest of the day, and other runs son in the auditorium of the of
the
Clay high school. The
ranged down from that figure to concerts are as follows:dates
November
a buck of but five yards for a 19,
Robert Casadesus, pianist; Jantouchdown.
19, Helen Jepson, soprano of
Kentucky's first score came as a uary Metropolitan Opera; February
result of a return of a Maryvllle the Nathan Milsteln, Russian viopunt by Dameron Davis, Bob's 8,
Eddy,
18, Nelson
brother, who dashed 44 yards along linist; March
American baritone; April 6, Fowthe right side line. Lutz added ler and Tamara, ball room dancers.
the point from placement.
University students who were
Maryvllle, aided by penalties and
Association last
two Wildcat fumbles, got down to members of the renew
their memline, where on year are urged to
the 'Cats seven-yar- d
Immediately with Prof. R.
the fourth down Overly scored berships
D. Mclntyre In the College of
three points from placement.
Old members will be
As the quarter ended Wynne or- Commerce.
seats until October
dered the regular army onto the protected with
the annual membership
field. The dazzling speed of the 5, when opens.
Students who de"million dollar" backfleld campaign memberships may
obtain
soon engulfed the befuddled High- sire new
num- that time, but as
landers. In that quarter Ken- themofatstudent tickets Is the
extremetucky's regulars tabbed 19 points, ber
ly limited, they are urged to make
all by Davis.
reservations on the opening
The third quarter was played by their of the campaign.
Student
the 'Cat reserves. Neither team day
may be obtained for
scored.
Both teams registered a memberships five concerts.
Adult
single first down. There was no $3 for the
for $5.
They might Just as memberships sell
excitement.
Professor Mclntyre urges all old
well have laid down and rested.
see him Immediately if
As the field was being reversed members to seats for this season.
for the fourth quarter the regulars they desire
202
once more marched out to do bat- His office In Roomhours In White
are from
his office
tle. Within one minute of play hall and m. dally, except Saturday.
1 to 4 p.
Johnson had scored a touchdown.
Bob
Four plays after the kick-o- ff
Davis dashed off for his fourth
touchdown, a
run around
an end.
Within a very short time KenAbout 300 students attended the
tucky set themselves up for anforSunday afternoon open house, held
other touchdown. A
ward pass from the strong arm of from 4 to 6 o'clock by the Y. W. C.
Bert Johnson to Bob Davis was A. for all University men In honor
of new women students on the
completed from their own
line. Whirling through a broken campus.
The receiving hue included Dot
field at a sprinter's clip, Davis
raced towards his fifth and last Whulen, Y. W. C. A. president;
Nulle Nevins,
Mrs.
touchdown.
That was the last of the regular P. K. Holmes, Mrs. W. W. Dimock
scores, for with the plucky High- Mrs. L. M. LeBus, Don Relster, and
Hostesses
were'
lands cut and bleeding, and no George Kurtz.
Jane Freeman,)
longer enjoying the sport, Wynne Theo Nadelsteln,
Sadler,
Wildcats Kathryn Parks, Frances
Jerked his man-eatiand substituted his kittenish re- Dot Wunderlich, Anne Lang, Maryi
Elizabeth Kopplus, and members of
serves.
they writ the Y. W. C. A. Junior Round
Perhaps because
Table.
(Continued on Page Pour)

SORORITY BIDS

Bid day for the nine national
social sororities on the campus will
be held at 3 p. m. on Friday, October 2, in Memorial hall under the
direction of the Women's
Association, following two
weeks of teas and parties held by
the various organization at scheduled times, according to the booklet of rules published by the Association and presented
to each
freshman girl.
Bids for engagements must be
placed in the postofflce In Patterson hall by rush weeks, according
to the rules. Two rushees will receive their bids through the University postofflce and rushees In
the residence halls will receive
theirs through their own post office boxes between the hours of 8
and 12 a. m.
Rushees may answer only the one
invitation they wish to accept by
writing "accepts" on the Invitation,
and sending it to the sorority accepted. These acceptances are to
be given to the post mistress at the
University post office between the
hours of 12 and 2 p. m. of the same
day the invitation is received. Only
the name of the rush chairman,
and the sorority, the date and the
time of the engagement may be
printed on the invitations.
Only
representatives may be present at the bid
day ceremonies, although sororities
may furnish means of transportation to chapter houses for the new
girls. No communications between
sorority women and rushees is allowed during the rush period excepting during rush hours and except those girls who have been
chosen as Campus Cousins for
freshmen.
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The Women's Athletic Association council has been selected and
will meet at the home of Jane
Welch, Cedar Hill Farm, Tates
Creek Pike, tonight at 7:30 o'clock.
The council Is composed of: Eleanor Snedeker, manager of hockey;
Dorothy Wunderlick, manager of
tennis; Margaret Warren and Helen Jones, managers of camp, Margaret Warren, manager of spring
archery; Martha Hawkins, manager of tumbling; Mary Austin Wallace, manager of rifle; Frances
House, manager of volleyball;
Rosemary Clinkscales, manager of
basketball; Runelle Palmore, manager of baseball; Mary Edith Bach,
manager of horseback riding; and
Mary Lou Hume, manager of swimming.
Committees of the W. A. A. are
follows: Membership
Martha
Hawkins, Mary Austin Wallace,
Dorothy Wunderlich, and Runelle,
Palmore; Posters and historian
Helen Jones; Social committee
Margaret Warren; Eleanor Snedeker publicity.
The officers of the W. A. A. are:
President Jane Welch;
Snedeker: Secretary
Frances House; Treasurer Dorothy Harris.

Theta Sigma Phi
To Select Editors
Bulletin Editors Petitions Are
Due Before Wednesday Afternoon
Petitions for the editorship of
the University Bulletin must be
submitted to any member of Theta
Sigma Phi, national journalism
honorary for women, before Wednesday afternoon.
Applicants must be sophomore
women either majoring or specializing in Journalism, and the standing of last semester must be mentioned In the petition.
The University Bulletin is a mimeographed weekly sent to all departments, bureaus, and offices of
the University, and to the town
newspapers, containing the schedule of meetings, radio programs, social affairs, games, and other events
of the week occurring on the campus.
Three editors will be selected by
members of Theta Sigma Phi on
Wednesday afternoon at 3 o'clock
in the Woman's building. Formerly the editors were appointed by
Prof. Enoch Orehan, head of the
but
Department of Journalism,
this year they will be selected by
the organization.
Petitions may be submitted to
any of the officers, who are Theo
Nadelsteln, Betty Earle, Virginia
Robinson, Mury Rees Land, Nelle
Nevins, and Dot Whulen.

week the Womwill be open from
7:40 a. m. to 5 p. m. every day but

Beginning

this

Saturday, when It will close at
noon, for the convenience of all
University women.
Tea will be served from 2 to 4 on
Monday, Tuesday and Thursday,
and commuters are asked to leave
their lunches In the Ice box if they
desire.
Every Friday afternoon, starting
October 6, open houses will be held
with an orchestra and refreshments for all University students.
Mrs. L. M. LeBus, hostess of the
Women's building, will direct the
activities, and Invites all women
students to muke use of the dressing rooms, radio, piano, cots, and
g
tables.

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H NKHOISEK TO ATTEND MEET

ping-pon-

Dr. W. D. Funkhouser,

Dean of

the Graduate School of the University, Is scheduled to attend a
meeting of the executive commitThis issue of The Kernel is being tee of the Southeastern Confercirculated to 1,200 members of the ence which will be held at the HenAlumni association who have sub- ry Qrady hotel In Atlanta on Sepscribed to the paper through the tember 25 and 28. Doctor Funkgroup. Last year's graduating sen- houser Is secretary of the conferiors, numbering approximately 400, ence. The purposa of the confersubscribed 100 per cent to receive ence Is to decide on the eligibility
of athletes In the South.
the paper for a year.
KEKNEL GOES TO ALUMNI

TOTAL IS EXPECTED
TO MOUNT HIGHER

e
A new University
and upper classAll Freshmen
men Interested in dramatics were high enrollment record was
Strollers,
try-ofor
urged to
established yesterday as a
dramatic organization of the Uni33
versity annual Amateur nite which total of 3,269 persons,
will be held early next month by more than the previous recSum Bowman, president.
ord of 3,325 made in 1931, had
Membership is gained by obtain- enrolled
as registration lines
ing 100 points which may be earned in the following manner: 25 for the day were closed.
for
With seven more days still
points to those who try-o- ut
Amateur nite; 25 points to those left in the late registration
who are selected for amateur nite; period, a banner enrollment
and additional 25 points to the win- Us expected.
At the close of the
ners of Amateur nite making a to- 'regular registration period
tal of 75 points to the Amateur nite 'Thursday afternoon, 3,140, the last!
larg-winners. Points for membership est number ever to enroll in the
ways,
may be earned In various
first four days of this period, had
and by work in the various depart- 'registered.
Of this number, 838
ments of the organization during were
freshmen.
production.
September 22 Is the last day a
A meeting
of active Stroller
may register to receive
members will be held at 4 p. m. student for work. Incoming students
next Thursday afternoon in Room creditbe registered at stated periods
building.
4,
Administration
All will day until this date.
members are urged to attend as each response to continued comIn
staff heads for this year will be
registralong waiting
selected. Plans for this year's pro- plaints of classification in
lines, the
duction will be discussed, and pro- tion and
cooperation with Ezra
visions for delinquent members to Kernel, in
worked out and
be
will be worked out. Gillis, registrar, alphabetical regisIf you sing, dance, recite, act or established the used for the first
are in any way interested in col- tration system,
lege dramatics, please get in touch time this year.
This system proved to be successwith Sam Bowman, University Box
improvement in regis2335. or at 507 S. Lime. All peo- ful and the
ts
will be tration and classification time was
ple interested in
expressed by students and faculty
assessed a fee of 50 cents.
Prizes will be offered to the win- alike. A reduction In the number
of cards a student is required to
ners of Amateur nite.
fill out in registering was made last
year, and two lines instead of one
were set up in the business office
section to relieve congestion at this
point.
Under the alphabetical system,
upperclassmen were registered according to their last initial at regularly scheduled periods during the
.wo days allowed for regular enDean Jones Asks Unassigned rolling, and no one was allowed to
register during any period except
Students to Report
that assigned to his letter. MisTo His Office
cellaneous periods were provided in
the afternoon for those who failed
Approximately 600 students will to register at the morning periods.
be. aided through the NYA college Rearranging of schedules, dropping
aid program at the University this and addition of classes, and classiyear, representing every county in fication of new students will conthe state, according to Dean T. T. tinue until the close of the special
registration period. No special fee
Jones, who is in charge of adminisis charged for late registration.
tering the program.
Of this number, about 400 are
boys and 200 girls. These students
are assigned to various offices and
departments throughout the University organization, doing secretarial and general office work. A
meeting of all NYA men was held
yesterday at 1:30 p. m. in Memorial
hall, at which Dean Jones presided
and explained the general rules,
checked the rolls, and made several
assignments for professors and deAll freshman tennis players inpartment heads who hud requested
special students. Dean Jones urged terested in coming out for the
all students who had not been as- freshman tennis team, report to
signed to supervisors to come to Bobby Evans at 3 p. m. Tuesday.
his office immediately to get their
assignments,
and also requested
SuKy Circle will meet at 5 p. m.
that supervisors send in their lists
today in the basement of the Alumof workers as soon as possible.
ni gym.
all-tim-

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en's building

ASPIRANTS

Left In

Late Registration Period;
Approximately f)00
Frosh Listed

Freshmen And Upperclass-meInterested In Dram- Record Figure of 3,236 Had
Stood Unbroken Since
atics Are Requested to
Fall of 1931
Plan for Amateur Nite

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WOMEN'S BUILDING
OPEN TO STUDENTS

Seven More Days Are

STROLLERS CALL

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Omicron .Delta Kappa, men's national honorary fraternity of campus leaders, will sponsor again this
year a tag sale among University
students for each of the football
games played by the varsity at
home beginning with the V. M. I.
game, October 3, It was announced
by John McKenney,
yesterday
president of the local chapter.
Profits derived from the sale of
tags, which will be sold for five
cents each, will be placed in the
fund which was begun last year for
the proposed Student Union building.
Two large loving cups will be
given by O. D. K. to the fraternity
and to the sorority selling the most
tags for the season.
With construction on the Student Union
building
beginning
around the
first of next year, it is hoped that
In the short time allotted for increasing the fund fostered by O.
D. K., the students will cooperate
with the members of the fraternity
by buying the tags for each game
and thereby helping to secure
equipment for the building in which
they all have an Interest.
Omicron Delta Kappa is an honorary fraternity recognizing outstanding men on the nation's campuses. The first chapter was organized at Washington
and Lee
University in 1914. The 'Nu Circle of O. D. K. was organized at
the University of Kentucky In 1925.
The present officers of O. D. K.
are John McKenney, president;
Ernest Shovea, vice - president;
Thomas Nichols, recording secretary and treasurer; and James
Shropshire, faculty secretary and
treasurer. Present members of the
fraternity include Ike Moore, William Pell, Claude Tterrell, and
Ralph Edwards. Prof. R. D. Mclntyre of the College of Commerce,
is the faculty adviser and province
deputy. Faculty members include
Messrs. Cooper, Potter, McVey,
Funk-housBoyd, Taylor, Horlacher,
Freeman, Robinson. Shive-lBrewer, Melcher, and Plummer.
It was announced by the president that anyone desiring to sell
tags for the coming football games
to see Ike Moore at the Kernel business office Friday or Saturday preceding each home game.

Pan-Helle- nic

3,269 Enroll As All
Previous Marks Drop
FOR

Greatest Number
Of Tags

Pan-Hellen- ic

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Hold Open House

Dr. Thomas Hunt Morgan
To Be Subject of Address
Bv Dean Pavne

STUDENT UNION GETS
Day for Nine Women's
PROFITS FROM SALE
Organizations to He Under
Students Urged to Cooperate
Direction of Women's
By Buying Tags
Association
For AH Games

Mad-lsonvil-

Freshmen Women

HOME GAMES

Hid

3.

Dates Released
For Community
Concert Series

D. K, TO SELL

Lovintr Cups Will He Given
To Organizations Selling

2

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Noted Graduate
To Be Honored
FOOTBALL TAGS
On UK Campus

Rush Week Program Ends
With Pledging of New Men

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DR.

FERNANDA'S PAYNE

Dr. Fernandus Payne, dean of
the Graduate School of the University of Indiana, will deliver two
addresses at the celebration to be
held at the University of Kentucky
Friday, September 25, honoring the
seventieth birthday of Dr. Thomas
Hunt Morgan, University of Kentucky alumnus, and winner of the
Nobel Prize In Medicine in 1933.
Dean Payne, a former student of
Dr. Morgan, will deliver the convocation address on "Morgan, the
to
Man, and his Contributions
Science," Friday morning at 9:50
a.m. in Memorial hall. He will also address the Sigma Xi banquet
in the evening of the same day, at
6:30 o'clock in the Gold room of
the LaFayette hotel, his subject being "Genetics and Morgan's Men."
Dr. Morgan, of Padasena, Calif.,
director of the William G. Kerchoff
laboratories of biological sciences,
and a graduate of the University
with two degrees, is probably the
University's
most distinguished
He was awarded
the
alumnus.
Nobel prize in medicine in 1933,
and Is a member of the Royal Society of England, of which he received the Darwin medal in 1924;
of the Academy of Petrograd, and
of the French Academy of Sciences.
He Is a brother of Miss Ellen
Morgan, of Lexington, and is the
son of the late General Charlton
us
Morgan and nephew of the
Confederate cavalry leader.
He
General John Hunt Morgan.
received the bachelor of science de1886 and his master's degree in
gree in 1888 and other degrees from
Johns Hopkins, the University of
Edinburgh and the University of
Michigan.
On the afternoon of September
zotn, a Dronze piaque, maming tne
birthplace of Thomas Hunt Morgan, which incidentally
is the
shrine of General John Hunt Mor
gan, will be presented by President
McVey, and unveiled at Hopemont,
the historic Morgan home at the
corner of West Second and North
Mill streets in Lexington.
It is notworthy that in the field
of science, as in the field of military attainment, there is a disgroup of gentlemen
tinguished
known as "Morgan's Men," and it
is from this group, men who have
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600 Receive Aid
On NYA Program
For Autumn Term

Kampus
Kernels

Material Needed

meeting
for
The compulsory
freshmen women interested in sororities, scheduled In the Pan-Hspeaker of the day has been select"Sour Mash." the campus humor lenic booklet, will not be held, as
ed to pay tribute to the University's magazine which will appear In the these women have been contacted
outstanding alumnus.
early part of October is Issuing a through other methods, according
call for material of a light, hum- to Mary Edith Bach, president of
orous nature.
AP CHIEF,
As in previous Issues, the magaVISITS FRIENDS HERE zine will pay for the best short
Students are urged to register
Contributions of their cars at the office of the Dean
story submitted.
will
jokes, anecdotes, and cartoons
of Men as soon as possible as a late
Wayne Cottingham, a former sturegistration fee will be charged
dent at the University, who served also be accepted.
in doing work after this week and those in charge
Those interested
as managing editor of The Kernel
are asked to are anxious to get parking spaces
in 1916, and who is now chief of for the publication
communicate with Ross Chepeleff assigned.
the Tennessee Bureau of the As- in the Kernel office.
sociated Press, visited friends in
All student organizations
inter
the department of Journalism here
yesterday.
ested in giving subscription dances
this fall must see Dean Jones by
Mr. Cottingham.
who formerly
noon today as the fall social callived In Paris, Ky., is considered
endar is being compiled.
one of the outstanding men connected with the AP.
The Kentucky chapter of Triwill be an important
There
angle fraternity will be host to the
1936 regional officers' school which meeting of Theta Sigma Phi at 3
SI KY AWARDS CONTRACTS
Wednesday
o'clock
afternoon in
will be held In Lexington September 26 and 27. The national presi- the Woman's building, to select the
University Bulletin.
will
for the concession dent. L. S. Gaston, of Illinois, H editors of the
Contracts
conduct the school, assisted by
.stun1 at dunces, and for hamburger
and peanut concessions at home H. Luyritz, of Cincinnati, national
Students desiring to try out for
toot ball games were awarded and secretary of the fraternity.
football managers must
Of! leers of IViangle chapters of Freshman
events in connection with
pluns for
report to the equipment room of
home games were discussed the University of Cincinnati. Purfuture
of the Men's gym at 3 p. m. Tuesday
due. Ohio State, University
at d meeting of Suky circle Thursor Wednesday, September 22 and
day afternoon in the basement of Michigan, Pennsylvania State, Uni- 23. Freshman managers will reversity of Illinois, and NorthwesAlumni gymnasium.
the
ceive numerals.
Jay Luclan was awarded the tern will be present.
Meetings will be held on Saturday
dunce con.sos.son and John HumThere will be a Lamp and Cross
phreys the peanut contract. Suky afternoon and Sunday morning and
Circle will again run the check on Suturday night a dance will be meeting at 7:30 o'clock In the 8.
room at dami-- so no contract was given for the visitors and the mem- P. E. house Thursday night.
bers of the national council.
awarded in this concession.
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We might as well start right of! with the matter oi the quotation we
hops. It is unfortunate that the Senate has so
declared itself that, at present, it would be used last week. We have since found, and long Wore you all noticed it
that Shakespeare did not say "The old ordrr changeth...." It seems that
almost impossible for it to see fit to change Tennyson thought up that brilliant line and used It in his Idyls
of the
Until it docs, King. So now that we know it and you do too (since we told you), please
the date back to Wednesday.
however, the Friday night dances will continue don't stop us on the campus to tell us about it. Downtown papers, an
to serve as the only practical social event in a xious to pick flaws In our amateur efforts, did not call our attention to It.
maze of utterly impractical affairs on the
Our only excuse for this mistake
Is that when we sit down to a typewriter with orders to produce copy
and do It fast, we don't have time
to run to the library for verlflca
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This seems to prove conclusively
Wednesday.
affairs fulfill a need in the
that the
social plan, none to substantial as it is, that is so
necessary as to be im'ossiblc to deter by such

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Freshman Number
ALPHABET SOUP
F Is for Freshmen, the new "Green Invasion."
R is for Rush week, a hectic occasion.
E is for Energy, known only to profs.
S is for Seniors, and also for Sophs.
H Is for Homesick, we miss those we love.
M is for Misery, see line Just above.
A's for Angelic, the smiles of the Greeks.
N's for Nostalgia, from Freshmen it reeks.

IN OUR OWN BACK YARD
dance
It needed only the Saturday
conclusively that the hops have become
to prove
a permanent fixture among the social events on
the campus. This is the third year now that
these affairs have been sponsored by officials,
and that they will ever prove to be less popular
or useful seems, at this point, unlikely.
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In a sense, it behooves the University to give
its students as much entertainment and recreation as possible.1 No one will deny that it is
better that students find their pleasures within
the domain of the campus than in some "night
spot" or in letting off steam in running to
dances all over the vicinity. If students can find
adequate recreation in their own back yard, so
much the better.
And yet, for a long time the administration
was unable to realize this. It looked with dishops. So
favor upon the original
fact, that the University Senate only
much so, in
conceded their continuation by changing their
date from Wednesday to Friday. Whether or
not this body thought it was creating a slow
death for the hops is not known, but the fact
remains that for many reasons Friday is not so
favorable a day for the dances as is Wednesday.
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For the following reasons, this might be true:
(1) the prime purpose of the hops was that they
serve to break the monotony of the school week.
A dance on Friday, no matter of what nature,
does not do this; (2) other organizations depend upon the Saturday night dance date to assure both the pecuniary and social success of

their affair, and a dance on Friday certainly
would be no help to them in that respect; and
(3) when the Senate changed the date, students
were already accustomed to the Wednesday night
date and there was no indication that they
would fall in with the Friday night set-uOf course the Senate gave as one of the reasons for its action the fact that the dances interfere with the study habits of the studentry.
Here it had, aside from those of an intangible
nature, the lone brief against the Wednesday
night dances. Nevertheless, that body seemingly failed to realize that in the majority of
cases classes which meet on Thursday, meet
again on Saturday. Thus, so far as the Senate
is involved, it seems that students are still neglecting studies for a social affair sponsored by
the University.
That such is not the case is apparent to those
persons who have an eye trained upon the welfare of the student body.
Fortunately, the
dances of Friday turned out to be almost as pop

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The Campus

volved have long since passed to
reward. Descendants
from
Dotn lines no longer neld copy
rights on the stuff (as evidenced in
Hollywood productions
of recent
date.) Both of the men, if living
today, should feel equally flattered
that the quotation should be credited them. And anyway It was Just
a bull session and who cares outside
the English department anyway
(P. S. We might have used that old
gag about making a mistake Just
to see who was reading the column
but we know you re on to that)

I is for Irksome, the first seven days.
,"
N is for
that hot weather craze.
V Is for varsity, heartbreak of the belle.
A is for Activities, choose wisely and well.
S is for Study, about which youH learn.
I is for Inhuman, the grades of the term.
O Is for orchids, which help romance blossom.
N Is for Nuisance this Alphabet column!
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DONT LOOK NOW, BUT you've been sitting
in the wrong classroom for five days now, Freshman I

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OFFER CAMPUSALUTES:
To the Freshman girls who manage NOT to be
homesick.
To the editor and managing editor of this rag,
who were able to put out an excellent Friday paper

with practically no staff or nuthln'.
To Cwens, national women's sophomore honorary, for conceiving the idea of selling cold drinks and
ice cream during classification in that sweltering
weather.
To whomever is responsible for the swanky furniture at Patterson hall.
To the upperclassmen who treat Freshmen as
though they were human beings, and don't make
campusaps of them.
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He wears his
The Sophisticated Freshman
Freshman cap, but it's only a concession to the juvenile upperclassmen who don