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and thereby an international, yire realized Cactipus' 'plight.
service mistook the death of a
was hopeless.
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cactus plant known as C. Ford
Ball to be that of a humdn bear- When the end, finally came, .it was .'
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After the autopsy, performed
with a razor blade at. the merciul
'special liking; to the plant, which hands of
protectors, Cactipus was.
became known as "Cactipus," the laid
in state, wrapped iii tiatue
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The guardians' paid their last
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well as the other men students on writing an epitaph
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IVith the rowdmess and noise
standards, he was fctill an Infant
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With the busy rush of "men .. '
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viding him with the proper atmoschoice was but to die." . '
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seemed to solve the problem of then returned, to his flower-phome until he could 'be cremated
providing artificial sunlight so that
the next .day. .Following, the. ere-- .
Cactipus might grow to manhood.
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However, unknown to his protectors, Cactipus had already los
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the battle with his modern enCorrection :
vironment. On the trip to college,
Saturday will be the' final day
Cactipus was mortally wounded
when the front seat of the car was to preclassify for spring semester
classes. This deadline was inpushed forward to permit a rider
correctly reported as Fiday. in
to crawl into the back seat.
yesterday's Kernel.
It wasn't until the plant began

the appointment of Mr. Charles
as head football conch.
Tho. Board has the urniost
in Mr. Bradshaw's ability
to furnisli the necessary leader
ship to direct a football program
if) .which the University and the.
Commonwealth can take pride.".

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Kernef Staff . Writer
Former )eitfiicky "end and.as-stacoacn Charles Brflshaw
as 'named feaU f6tball coath
Brad- laijt ojighl. .Tlw

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ferhce University ' P r 6 S i 4 e t in type before the announcement
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a little more.. Snmv added to our present 3 degrees
below zerd temperatures and we could build igloos.

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Picture it: Splinter Hall is razed and in its place stands the
' newest in modern igloos. Breakneck Hall.
' Constructed
of 1,000 blocks of snow and ice, this modern edifice
holds two fully equipped class rooms. Fats from regional animals
Continually burn, depicting the light Of knowledge. And instead of the
"old fashioned desk and chair, fake furs are provided for the warmth
Dncfcomtort of ..the students.
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After leaving silow shoes and skis at the entrance, students enter
to meet' their geography professor, sitting crosslegged in the center
of the section, munching on sausage imported from Richmond.
The lecture, like 'most lectures, begins. The topic: Temperatures.

" Hawaiians are 'now .enjoying the nsets of their South Pacific
Jocaticn as they bask in 81 degree weather. San Francisco, only 1,500
miles east, of Hawaii, is feeling cool 48 degrees temperatures.
". Florida. Is braving 73 degree weather. And our winter companions
fn Drummond, Mont., are freezing in temperatures at 47 degrees
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As the drumstick is sounded on the pot belly stove imported
from arj. Eastern Kejrtucky craftshop, the professor exploits on tha
temperatures for the Lexington area. They will average 17 degrees
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The preference card must be
signed and in the, dean of men's
office by Jan. 13.
Any student, according to the
IFC ruling, who does not fill out
one of the cards will not be
eligible to pledge in the spring
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semester.
The system is designed to give
an idea about
all the fraternities
how many men they may have
'interested.
The preference card are available to students at Haggin, Donovan. Bowman, and at the dean of
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pressed by' the punitive approach of
Mr. Uradshaw.".
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said Uaat he baS flql;
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as "yet;,
HoBU'f Rice, football coach at F.
drove Bridshaw
Thomas, however,
'to Lexington follow tiig a banquet
.in Ft. Thomas last ' night!' Rice's
.name bas Croppy iip, pften irr
speeulation about a new' e5;jv. '
.' When asked about Paulie Miller
of Louihvnle Flaget. Bradshaw ald,
'"I don't want 1o discuss, the staff'
until I t;Ulc and 'greet-- the present
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squad here:"
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played and formerly
coached here" are under con- -.
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The new coach is out to "hire
the
youug assistants that are
available in football today."
Bradshaw lettered at UK in 1948,'
1947, and 1948, and played three
games in 1049 before being ruled
ineligible. He joined the coaching
staff later that year. He then began a four-yehigh school coaching stint, before returning to UK
in the spring Of 1954.
In his first two years at
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Committee Appointed
Senate Opens With New Leader To
Study Dorm Needs
Jan.

John W. McCormack, a promisrookie, embarked today on a new
Seaker of the House.
Claries Halleck of Indiana was the Republican
choice for speaker.
.Fur years now Halleck and McCormack
have tangled regularly on every Issue,
possibly no two members of the House have twitted
eaijh other so constantly and. at times, sobitterly.
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powerful figure on the nation's political stage, died
Nov. 26, at the age of 63.
Gov. Wesley Powell, despite strong urgings to
name the senator's widow, Deloris, to an interim
appointment, chose instead the state's
attorney general, Maurice J. Murphy Jr.

(AP)

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career as

Heeonl Cold Sweeps Nation

CHICAGO, Jan. 10 (AP) Snow and
whipped across the South and Into
Wednesday while millions of Americans
and suffered in record-shattericold.
It erased low marks for Jan. 10 that
on the books as long as 87 years.

Mercenaries Still At Large

UNITED NATIONS. Jan. 10 (AP) Sture Ltn-nchief of the U.N. Congo Operations, says a
hard core of foreign mercenaries is still at large in
raid.-- in the breakaway
Katanga, making hit-ru- n
province.
U Thant
In a report to acting Secretary-Generreleased today, Linner said, "There Is recent information indicatlngnhat the recruitment of mercenaries for Katanga in foreign countries has not
ceased."
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A program of chamber music
will be presented at 8 p.m.. JarK
17, in Memorial Hall.
Gordon Kinney,a cellist, Kenneth
Wright,, violinist, and Paul Todd,
violist', will present two works for
the string trio medium. The group
will play the "C Minor Trio, opus
9," of Beethoven, and the "Serenade" of Dehannyl.
For the third selection on the
program Howard Karp, pianist,
will join the trio for the master-work- s'
of Mozart the "Quartet for

had been

WASHINGTON, Jan. 10 (AP) Senate Democratic leader Mike Mansfield of Montana said today the "climate for progressive legislation Is
good" in the new session of Congress.
Mansfield told a caucus of Senate Democrats
that President Kennedy is offering "a sound program for America."
The senator said he wants to be one of the
most consistent supporters of it. But, he added, in
a bow to party dissenters, "The President is no
admirer of monolithic thinking."

Music Professors Plan Program

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Mansfield Call Program Sound

Jan 10 (AP) Mrs. Styles
candidacy today for the
Bridges announced
United States Senate seat of her late husband.
the Senate's senior Republican and a
Bridges,
N.H.,

A Committee on Student Housing has been activated to study the
need for additional
dormitory
space. Dr. Leo Chamberlain, vice
president of the University, said
yesterday.
At the committee's first meeting, Dr.-L- . L. Martin, dean of men,
was appointed to review anticipated enrollment as a prerequisite
to making any definite decisions
on new dormitory facilities.
"There is an immediate and long
range need for housing of all
types," Dean Martin said.
He expected to finish his study
by the end of the semester. The
committee will meet again to discuss any new housing space.
Dean Martin said both a new
women's dormitory and a new
men's dormitory will be considered.
In reply to speculation that plans
are being made to incorporate
for both men and women in
the same housing unit, he said no

Piano and Strings in G Minor."
All performers on the musical
program are members of the Department of Music faculty. Prof.
Todd, who came to the University
this year, is the conductor of the
University orchestra and teacher
of strings in the department.
The program is open to the public without admission charge.

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skin) for a Job or position intfrvie'w
is a neat appearance, and a neat;
appearance begins with a well fitting suit add the correct accessories and your chances will be
greater. Do not be afraid to wear
an Ivy cut suit the Ivy style is
not confined to campus wear (as
some believe). Lots of young and
middle-age- d
professional and business men prefer the natural look,
of Ivy. Eut, Ivy or not, be sure
your suit Is more or less up to date
for your interview. It shows that
you are up to date and that is
tfhat your interviewer is looking
for plus the know how ! ! Take my
advice that was a genuine tip!
IF YOU Are a fraternity or sorority active, nothing enhances your
blazer like your fraternity or sorority crest in fact a cret of any
description sets off any blazer
have you ever tried putting one on
the left hand pocket of a solid
color, cardigan sweater? Food for
thought and sharp another little-tip-

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WANTED

WANTED One furnishtfd apartment or
house to rent bv six men students. Call
Kerry Powell, UK ext. 2302 or
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tation from Frankfort
day. Must be on rampus by 8:30 a.m.
and leave alter 4:30 p.m. Phone extenSJ4t
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end all of Eastern Europe, for student
rate, $t80 round trip by air, summer of
I9i2. Also Nassau, spring vacation ul
'li2. For information call Raleigh Lane
PDT house.
or
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Puppies are so
kind to your tooties so practical
so good looking, and so waterproof (ask for a demonstration).
You should have a pair. Personally.
I also use them as house shoes,
and they are not expensive. I call
them practical comfort.
PLANNING What to take on your
annual trek to Florida, comes
spring? Wait until you see the new
knitted, short sleeved "Ban-Lon- '"
sport shirts with perfectly matching sox a real twisty idea. An
females look
other twisty idea
good In them with bermudas or
resort wear and girls go to
any
"That's where the
Florida, too!
boys are."
ANSWLK
To a postcard "You
don your white dinner jacket when
the weather says so" (not during
unless you
the winter months)
want to look like a snow ball
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America has about 25 Negro
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this week's Saturday Evening Post,
you'll meet these new Negro leaders. Learn how they made their
fortunes. And how they're fighting
discrimination in highest society.

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SUB Movie

The Recreation Committee of
the Student Union Board wilt
sponsor "High Society," a film
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starring; Bing Crosby and Grace-Kellyat 6 p.m. today in the
SUB Ballroom.

In the great
tradition
of "The Guns of Navarone"!

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decision has as yet been made, but.
it would be discussed by the com
mittee.
Other members of the committee-includDr. Frank D. Peterson,
vice president for business administration; George Kaufman and
Clay Maupin, assistants to Dr.
Peterson; Doris Seward, dean of
women; Charles Graves, head of
the Department of Architecture;
and Larry Coleman, University
planning consultant.

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The Society for the Advancement of Management will tour the
IBM plant on the' New Circle Road
today.
The proup will leave at 1:15 p.m.
from behind the Student Union
Building. Transportation will be
provided. All members and guests
are Invited to attend.

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His name is Robert Welch. He
bosses a secret society of 60,000
members. In this week's Saturday
EveningPost.ScnatorYoungofOhio
speaksoutin "TheVoiceof Dissent"
and tells why he believes the John
Birch Society is "the most danger
cus in America."
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major from Louisville, to Mike Taf-len- t,
a Junior electrical engineering
major at Speed Scientifc'School,
Louisville.
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Arlene Brown, a student at
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Business College from
to Bruce Barton, a Junior
student from Williamsburg.
Bonnie Clark, from Prestonsburg,
to Tom Harmon, a senior
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Martha Newton, from Louisville,
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from Ashland, to William
Delta sorority,to I?iW Orrrly, a Cent
former student from Lexington, Maut. a freshman commerce ma- trnm Florence and a member
and a member of Karma Aluha fra- ternity.
Diane Phillips, a wphomnre
Carol Davis, sophomore educthome economics major from Louision student from Olcan, N.Y., and ville, fliid a member of
Alpha XI
a member of Alpha XI Delta soKEA
Delta soroiity, to Jerry Vandyke, a
The Kentucky Student Educarority, to Rucky Teeter, a.senior
.student
sophomore
agricultuie
tion Association will meet at 7 engineering student from Guthrie, from
Cincinnati, Ohio, and a memp.m. today In the Music Room of and a member of Sigma Alpha
ber of Alpha Tau Otiic;a
the Student Union Building.
fraternity.
I'nitarian Church
Pin-Mates
The Unitarian Church of LexRecently Wed
ington Is sponsoring a debate enMatte Smith, a sophomore social
Joyce Malcolm, a recent gradutitled, "A Bull Session on Liberal wo:k
and a ate in education from Louisville, to
major from
Religion," at 4 p.m. today In the "Member of Zeta Lexington
Tau Alpha so- Jim Haynes, a senior pi
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of the Student Union
to Bob Pason, sopUtmore student in cluin!rtry fumi Lynui.
rority,
q Building.
All Interested persons are invited
to attend.
Kesearrh flub
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The Research Club will hold a
luncheon meetlm; at 12 p.m. today
q in the Donovan Hall cafeteria.
Dr. Merl Baker, director of the
Research
Kentucky
Foundation,
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JACKIE HAGLER
Kappa Alpha Theta

Jackie, who transferred from Agnes Scott
in her junior year, is a member of her
sorority's house council and social committee. She also is a member of the Women's Glee Club. A senior English major
from Lexington, Jackie has a 3.7 scholastic standing.

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You probably are shivering just looking at this picture of Jackie Hagler in
a bathing suit.
In spite of the knee socks, Shetland
sweater and maybe even a pair of snuggles that you wore to fight the wind and
expected snow on campus, just thinking of wearing a swimsuit is enough to
set your teeth chattering.
But this is just another of my cheerful reminders to get you through studying for finals. Two weeks from today
you can leave for Florida and Ft. Lauderdale, where the boys are.
Jackie had a hard time deciding
which swimsit to choose from Hym-son- 's
wide selection, but finally she
chose this one by Catalina.
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overlooking you on the beach.
In fact, you'll probably accomplish the

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miraculous and stop traffic at that impossible intersection in front of the
Elbo Room.
Details such as the boy legs, the but-

toned belt, and adjustable straps make
this suit particularly
AND it's cut to the waist in back for
a nice even tan.
Can you imagine? In two weeks you
can be on your way to lying in the sun
for hours
to complaining of sunburn
instead of chill bumps to presenting a
fake ID at the Elbo Room instead of
your own yellow nfonster mug ccrd at
UK basketball games.
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keep studying-qhead- ! there's hope

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Dear CoUl, Cruel World,
I IiaVe bcentold that wo will in- Jicrit you in tin very nefl? future
but'I don't find much encouragement
from your members. It seems all your
news media can do is tell tragic, sen- satioial stories of soi'ne of. our mis- -

'.takes.
lleai'ijines and magazine stories
.pile statistic upon statistic of how
some of us coimyit crimes, belong to
the 'communist movement, act like
beatniks, cheat in school, or end un
In divorce court.
Hut if is. nfbrtunate fliat these
same headlines and magazmA articles
don' play up the 9S percent of us
who graduate from colleges, universities, and academies under the fionor
system; go to Ihe top in various rewin national
ligious jnovemcnts;
scholarships and achievement awards;
and au lured by. the leading Industries of the country.
Nor do I 'even find you recogniz

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ing those of us who won't make it to
the top or receive national acclaim.
Some of us will just be the honest and
hard working grasp roots of America.
What about this clan, World? The
screaming headlines don't leave much
incentive for them if all they see is
the worst of our group.
Sure, there are dishonest people
and some who will commit crimes-th- ere
are even some who are so sick
that the illness causes them to steal
or even kill.
but that is no reason to blame
those of our group who do not participate in tl lese activities. We can
learn so much from your members
because they have already lived
through what we are about to enter.

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Give us a chance! After
nothing you can do to
coming. No one, i?ot even
stop time.
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American
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all, there
stop our
you, can

Youth

A 'Humorous9 Situation
White tennis shoes are now brown brown. But the outside is not "the
at UK. Loafers are ruined. Students
only place which is taking on brown
are late for class. Janitors are busy. 'hues. Shoes and floors aje muddy
Hug cleaning companies are doing a enough to grow flowers.
After a rain the situation is danger1
booming business. HOTG men are
ous. The gravel which covered some
getting demerits.
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'of the mud has been washed away.
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Why? MUD!
Flanks are covered with mud, if they
One would have to be a mountain
goat to climb the hill beside the King are there at all. But even boards and
extra gravel would help.
Library. This is the quicksand-typ- e
mud which consumes loafers and
Perhaps the Athletic Department
leaves one walking in so.x or stocking could issue cleat shoes to all students.
The Home Economics Foods classes
feet. The liquid mud on the few 'remaining sidewalks splashes on legs might make use of the dirt for mud
and trousers. It resembles walking pies, or we could even take up mud
sliding in place of sleigh riding. The
through chocolate syrup.
The third type is found under a mud could be saved for some future
spot of grass. One thinks he has found political campaign.
The situation does afford amusea firm spot, but is often deceived.
One needs boots or mud shoes to ment though. Watch a coed trying to
y
cross our once green campus. Grey, cross this brown sea in front of
Hall without dirtying her tennis
.winter skies over Kentucky are gloomy
enough without these shades of shoes or losing her composure.
Laf-fert-

Slingin' The Bull
The general outlook for the University's football future, as many fans
see it, is dim. The fact is that .many
football enthusiasts threaten to withdraw support unless something is
done to promote better football. The
clouds look even darker in that the
Faculty, who could alleviate the problem, are determined to withstand
public opinion. If the situation doesn't
change, a decline in football is inevitable. This excites our imagination
to an immeasurable degree.
We have found a way for some
good to arise from the UK Faculty's
belligerent determination to continu-- .
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ously "discourage prospective athletes
from coming to UK.
First of all, continual refusal to
alter entrance conditions for athletes
and crowds will get so small that
Then
t football will completely expire.
some other use will have to be made
, of the scene of countless football
battles of the past, Stoll Field. A grand
replacement would be
lust think w hat this could mean to . . .
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The Athlete: Woolum, Hutchin- son, and. Gash would have to master
bullfighting. Of course, Woolum could
'attend the brute at a distance with
his powerful arm, Hutch could
him, and Cash could tackle, him.
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The Coaching: The
fans would be satisfied because an ex
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pert would be imported from Mexico.

The Officials: They would have to
penalize the bulls for unnecessary
roughness and clipping. They would
have to ride horses, and this would
stimulated sale of race horses.
The Fans: If they did not like the
player or his performance, they could
yell for the bull.
The Refreshment Sales: The boys
would be yelling, "Hot tortillas."
Jfoung Athletes: Every cow pasture would become a bullfighting
scene each day after school, as young
boys practice. Every young athlete
would covet a UK bullfighting schol- arship.
Agriculture: Closer relations would
develop at UK between the athletic
program and agriculture. Ag professors and students would devote much
more time to developing a better
breed of bulls, with special emphasis
on brutality and a desire to kill. The
Farm House could have charge of
the bulls during the game.
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Parties: After each
fraternities and sororities would
game,
conduct gigantic cook-out- s
featuring
a main course of steak.
Tout-Cam-

These are only a few possible developments, and we are sure the Faculty could think of many more. If
you like our ideas, maybe you can
take up bullfighting as we have, and
learn to sling the bull, too.

Don Hesse ist. Louis Globe Democrat)

7 Wonder Which Did Come First?'

To College Women
It is a wonderful thing to be young
and energetic at this particular period
in world history.
To be sure, we
read and hear reports that are disturbing and even alarming. But as
young college women, you have the
mature judgment needed to view
these reports in a proper perspective
and without fear.
On the one hand, you must not
wear
glasses and say that
the troubles in the world are not
real; but on the other hand you must
not permit current issues which
crowd our news sources to conceal
the wonderfully good things that are
taking place.
As responsible young women, you
ought to be alarmed by sordidness
and cheapness in books, magazines,
and entertainment; but do not overlook the increasing availability of
good music, art, and literature now
reaching an increasingly large number of people everywhere. . . .
Many people fear that our scientific achievements will bring the extermination of the human race. There
are very real dangers, but the horizon
is aglow with the promise of achievements through science for the welfare of the entire human family. . . .
is proTechnological know-hodevices which
viding
will offer more and more time for
personal growth and development.
Communicative skills have linked the
activities of the human race, and
there are now few strangers in the
w orld. As we come to know others, our
hopes and aspirations shall also be

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joined together. Ease and rapidity in
travel is providing another way toward a peaceful world, for vwe; are
knowledge of
acquiring
other people.
Let us not concentrate entirely on
the bad in human relationships. Here,
too, beneath the surface men are
making progress. At no time has there'
been a greater sense of responsibility,
among management and labor groups
and a willingness to seek mutual goals.
We read of disturbing divorce rates,
but what of the other side of the coin
and those forces which are making
family life more wholesome and meaningful?
Despite shouting and tumult, real
and steady progress is being made in
the North and South toward giving
the Negro and other minority groups
their just and rightful share of our4
common heritage. More than ever
before, a cooperative spirit is bringing together the peoples of differing
religious traditions and we are emphasizing, not that which makes us
different, but rather that which makes
us children of one God. William S.
Litterick, president, in a Chris'tmas
letter to students of Keuka College,
Keuka Park, New York. (The Chhis-tia- n
Science Monitoh.)
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Ideals are the world' masters.
G. Holland.
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Felicity, not fluency of language
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