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Celebrating 33 years of independence

TO THE

.losh Deckard could have
spent his time working toward
a degree in communication from ['K.
Instead. he assists reporters covering
President Bush’s reelection campaign.
I [is office is the smallest in the West
Wing. but he works every dayjust
yards from the tnost powerful
man in the world.

By Steve lvey | m: kcurucm KERNEL

\N'ASHING'I‘ON Every
day. .losh l)eckard drives five
minutes and arrives by 7 am.
to sit in an eightfoot by
eight~foot office. The grate
over the air conditioning
duct rattles a steady staccato,
llis wooden desk almost oc-
cupies the entire length of
the room. front to back.

His black swiveling chair
sits next to a window. but he
keeps the blinds mostly
closed a reflective orange
and white traffic barrier
blocks his view of the Eisen-
hower ()ld Executive Office
Building.

Hut outside l)cckard's of-
fice through a sliding white
wooden door stands the podi-
utn where White House Press
Secretary Scott Mct‘lellan
briefs the media. A door to
the podium's right opens to
the South Lawn putting
green A right turn and a 20
yard walk down the colon-
nade lead to the Oval Ofﬁce.

When l)eckard left UK to

Father hands club sport tradition on to sons

By Chris Johnson
mt KENTUCKY KERNEL

.lon Arem never could get
his son Zach to take up hand~
ball.

“I just never could get into
it." Zach Arem said "I played
basketball."

.lon's eldest son. AJ. took
the game up as fast as he
could once he was big enough
to get the ball to the wall.

Now .lon just tries to keep
up with both of them.

"Zach could probably beat
me in singles." said .lon
Arem. “l‘m a good doubles
player. though."

"Dad is a really good dou»

Work at the White House af»
ter the spring 2001 semester.
the communication major
hadn't attained uppervdivi-
sion status.

And now he informs the
press about the most power-
ful man in the world as one
of three assistant White
House press secretaries.

“ln third grade. I was for-
tunate enough to take a trip
to the White House."
Deckard said. “Ever since
then I've had a desire to work
there, But never in my life
did l think it would actually
come true.

"I think I have the small-
est office in the West Wing
It's a closet. but it‘s an amaa
ing place to work."

The inner circle

Deckard works with the
13 permanent members of
the White House press pool
and between 40 and 140 addi-
tional media who travel
everywhere with the presi-

bles player." AJ Arem said. “I
could beat him in singles.
though. now because he never
really developed his left
hand.”

“I love it now." Zach Arem
said. “I play all the time.“

The senior Arem started
the UK handball club team in
1971, They practiced at the
Seaton (‘enter and competed
against teams from
Louisville. Tennessee. East
ern Kentucky. Ohio Universi‘
ty and at the Southeast Re-
gional in Memphis in l971.
where his doubles team took
second place. as well as nar
tionals in Knoxville. where

the doubles

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Josh Deckard spent three semesters at UK as a communication major before leaving school to work for President Bush and the White House. As an
assistant press secretary, he works with the 13 permanent members of the White House press corps and 40 to MD other members of the media.

FROM White Hall
hite House

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Assistant Press Secretary Josh Deckard helps President Bush before the
president delivers a radio address July 30.

dent. whether it's a trip to
Asia on Air Force One or
across the street to St. John's
Episcopal (‘hurch in the mo—
torcade.

He‘s not a spokesman for
the president or the White
House that's Mc(‘lellan‘s

job. But he provides informa

tion to the media. such as
trip details. and makes sure
they have everything they
need on the road.

At a campaign rally with
about 30.000 Hush supporters
in West Chester. ()hio.
lleckard rode in on a media
charter ahead of liush's cani-
paign bus.

While all the college-aged
volunteers in gray T-shirts
and khaki shorts passed out
pre-made campaign signs.
Deckard. in a light-blue but
ton-down and navy blue
sport coat. huddled near Mc~
(‘lellan and senior Hush ad»
viser Karl Rove.

”I'm actually fortunate
enough to be able to get otlt

team finished

when

as the president gets oitt and
sees people all across the
country." Deckard said as
Bush lobbied the battle-
ground-state crowd in Voice
of America Park's vast field.
"It's an exciting time."

The road to Washington

[)eckard enrolled at UK in
fall 1990. following his father
and sister. The summer fol-
lowing his freshman year. the
(‘incinnati native interned in
the Hamilton (‘ountyl ()hio.
prosecutors office.

During that summer.
thenr'l‘exas (lov, (leorge W
Bush came to (,‘incinnati to
campaign

Deckard volunteered to
work on Bush‘s advance
team, He spent a weekend
driving campaign
around (‘incinnati and run
ning errands

That weekend spurred
l)eckard‘s political interests.

“lt was right before the

See Deckard on page 7

staff

Benchmarks boast
health centers larger
than facility at UK

by Elizabeth Troutman
YHE KENTUCKY new

UK has less space per student at its health services
clinic than any of UK's 19 other national benchmark
universities.

A recent University Health Services report shows
there are 0.5 square feet of clinic space per student,
whereas the University of Minnesota has the most
space at about 3.2 square feet per student.

Director Dr. Greg Moore said studies show the lack
of space costs students privacy. He said they have been
aware of the space constraints for more than 12 years.

“This is fundamental to the well-being of students,"
he said. ”Most doctors have two to three examination
rooms. We have one for each."

Lynn Tabor. associate director of support services
at the University of Georgia. said space is crucial to
students‘ welfare. Georgia has about 2.5 square feet per
student.

“Space is very important to student comfort and for
the flow of trafﬁc." she said. “In the industry, the Uni-
versity of Kentucky has a tremendous reputation in
the college of health. It is difﬁcult in benchmarking
college health because services are so different."

The University of Georgia Health Services occu-
pies over 80.000 square feet for more than 33.000 stu-
dents. Tabor said.

Pennsylvania State University‘s health services are

also planning an expansion. The estimated $16 million
expansion will be complete in 2008. said Doris
Guenowsky, associate director of health services.
- “It's been a long ﬁght: we have to justify every-
thing." she said. “When you are trapped by your space
you can't grow and improve. We would like to add ul-
trasounds and massage therapy: All we can do is add
hours and staff."

Penn State averages 0.58 square feet per student.
The new building is estimated to be 80.000 square feet.
compared to the current 22.0005quare-foot facility

Another benchmark school, the University of
Florida. is also discussing health service expansion.
Director of Health Services Dr. Robert Watson said the
current 48.000 square feet of space is not enough to

See Health on page 7

Administrators,
students examine
Reynolds Building

By Dariush Shata

nit kimono ruin

UK administrators and students gathered in an
ordinarily shady alley yesterday afternoon and held
an informal forum to discuss safety concerns about
the 87-year—old Reynolds Building. home to many art
students.

“The thing is to make it better now with the con-
cerns students are giving." said Victor Hazard. dean
of students.

Students have expressed concerns to administra-
tors about parking. safety and the overall condition
and accessibility of the warehouse that has been con-
verted into numerous art studios.

Robby Scroggins. a ceramics instructor. said a
lack of parking in the area puts students. especially
those with large or bulky items to carry. in danger
ous situations.

“Places they can park are dangerous places." he
said. "So they've got a choice between getting a ticket
and getting towed or getting (their car) broken into."

Students also said the problems make it difficult
to work.

"It‘s a very difficult matter to come and be cre-
ative when a window on your car is broken and you
can't afford (to ﬁx) it." said Waseem Touma. a ceram-
ics graduate student,

“This is like. ghetto." Scroggins said.

Along with parking problems come safety issues.

Benjamin Withers. chair of the art department.
said improvements to the parking and lighting
around the building will do more than just make life
easier.

“It's not just convenience. it‘s a matter of safety
because that's a marginal neighborhood." he said.

Withers. who took over as chair of the art depart-
ment two months ago. is new to the problem. but the

.~\.l came to UK AJ

fifth.

.lon Arem. who lives with
his wife. (iail. in Rochester.
NY. still plays handball. He
attended a world champi
onship meet in Ireland in
2003. earning semifinalist
honors in the .l'ryear-old divi-
sion.

“The biggest divisions in
these tournaments are the .30
and tittyear-old divisions."
.lon said. “My friends and I
look around. going ‘()K.
what's going to happen in a
few years?”

So he mentioned some-
thing about it to AJ in 1999.

Arem took the sport tip seri-
ously and decided it was time
for a youth movement.

“I wanted to stay active
with a sport.” said AJ Arem.
"Handball combines strategy
with hand-eye coordination
and ﬁtness it's a really good
sport to bring to college cam-
ptlses."

During AJ Arem's four
years playing at UK. the team
ﬁnished in the top 20 at na
tionals in 2002 and ninth in
20m. AJ won the Division C
individual championship in
2000. and second in the B dou-

See Handball on page K)

Undeclared sopho-
more Zach Arem
‘ practices handball
. at the Johnson
‘ Center last night.
; He is a member
1' of the UK club
, handball team.
. which his father
; founded in the
‘. l970$.

See Reynolds on page 2

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problem is not new to the
Reynolds Building. About a
year ago. many administra-
tors came to the building just
like they did yesterday. sur-
veying changes that needed to
be made.

“They have been working
with us." said Lynn Sweet. fa-
cilities supervisor at the art
studio. “It's not like the uni-
versity isn’t doing anything."

Though administrators
are aware of the problems.
Withers said that isn‘t the
problem ~ money is.

"It's just a matter of find
ing the resources." he said.

Students said that they
aren't asking for much just
an improved working space.

“It‘s not like we need fancy
stone engravings." said David
Sparks. an art studio senior.
“We just want a simple place
where we can work."

Though money is a prob-
lem. administrators said they
would make every effort to at
least increase the safety for
the area.

“We'll do everything we
possibly can to keep you safe."
said Pat Terrell. vice presi-
dent for student affairs.

Withers said he was
pleased with the dialogue that
took place.

“They (students) were not
at all reluctant to tell these
high~powered administrators
their concerns and I was
pleased that the administra-
tors listened." he said. “I
think that‘s what‘s so good
about this university. that so
many different people can
come together (and discuss
their concerns)."

He said the overall goal is
to make the building a much
more welcoming place.

"I think there‘s a possibili-
ty of a renovation somewhere
down the road when funds be-
come available." he said. “It's
a grand building."

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WEDNESDAY
The Legendary Shack Shakers w/

Sunday Valley
9 pm. The Dame. Tickets cost $5.

Big Maracas
10 p.m.High on Rose. Tickets cost
$5.

Lil' Wayne

8 pm. Memorial Coliseum. Tickets
cost $10 for students, $15 for UK
faculty and staff and $20 for the
public.

THURSDAY
The Rudies w/ Zion Noiz
9 p.m.The Dame. Tickets cost $4.

Steve Earle w/ Allison Moore
8 pm. Bogarts, Cincinnati. Tickets
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EN2
10 pm. Fishtank. Tickets cost $3.

The Jive turkeys w/ Barnhouse
Effect
10 pm. High on Rose. Tickets cost

FRIDAY
Blind Boys of Alabama
7 pm. Renfro Valley Music Center.

Tickets cost $23.

Isle of You Fashion Show w/ Big
Maracas, Water 8 Mick Jeffries
Laptop Lounge

8 pm. The Dame. Tickets cost $5.

SATURDAY
Mike Watt and the Secondmen w/
City Mouse

9 pm. The Dame. Tickets cost $10.

Third Day w/ Tobymac
8 pm. Cincinnati Gardens. Tickets
cost $25 - $28.

Adams Township
10 pm. Fishtank. Tickets cost $3.

Ralph Jones Band w/ Frankenixon
J Hamlin

10 pm. High on Rose. Tickets cost
$3.

SUNDAY
The Makers w/ Murder Your Dar-

Iings

9 pm. Southqate House, Newport.

Tickets cost $8.

MONDAY
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band w/
Twinemen

8 pm. The Dame. Tickets cost $12.

Holly Golightiy w/ Mr. Airplane
Man

9 pm. Southgate House Ballroom
Newport. Tickets cost $10.

Old Cans w/ Son Ambulance
9:30 pm. Southgate House
Lounge, Newport. Tickets cost $7.

TUESDAY
Wigwam w/ Legless Giants
9 pm. The Dame. Free.

0 and Not U w/ El Guapo s
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9 pm. Southgate House, Newport.
Tickets cost $8.

COMING SOON

Mo Rocca

8 p.m. Oct. 20. Student Center
Grand Ballroom. Tickets cost $7.

Morrisey
8 pm. Oct. 20. Louisville Palace.
Tickets cost $34.50 - $39.50.

Green Day
7:30 pm. Oct. 24. Louisville Gar-
dens. Tickets cost $35.

Steve Earle & the Dukes w/ Allison

Moorer
8 pm. Oct. 14. Bogarts, Cincinnati.

Tickets cost $18.50 in advance.
$20 the day of the show.

Moe
7 pm. Oct. 23. Taft Theatre,
Cincinnati. Tickets cost $18 - $21.

G Love and Special Sauce
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Prettyman

8 pm. Oct. 26. Bogarts. Tickets
cost $22.50 in advance, $25 the
day of the show.

Nickel Creek and Howie Day

7:30 pm. Nov. 3. Singletary Center
for the Arts. Tickets cost $25 for
students, $27 for faculty and staff,
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Norah Jones
8 pm. Nov. 6. Rupp Arena. Tickets
cost $27.50 - $57.

Umphrey's McGee
8:30 pm. Nov. 13. Bogarts. Tickets
cost $13.

Ryan Adams
8:30pm. Nov. 19 Bogarts. Cincin-
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