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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

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LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, OCTOBER

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Editor, Professors Will Address STARNES KUIPER,
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Two-DaEducation Conference TO COMMITTEES
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music education, philosophy of education, science In general education,
physical education, vocational education groups; secondary school
section of the association of the
Kentucky Association of Colleges
and Secondary Schools.
The general session Friday morning will open at 9:30 with an organ
prelude by Mrs. Lela W. Cullis.
and an invocation by Dr. A. W. Fortune, pastor of the Central Christian church, Lexington.
PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
Dr. T. A. Hendricks, dean at Berea
college and president of the Kentucky Association of Colleges and
Secondary Schools, will deliver the
presidential address at 10 a.m.. followed by the three featured speakers.
Wallace will speak on "Investment for Appearance;' Dr. Hanna
will give an address on "The Conservation of Our Natural Resources
and the Improvement of Instruc- tion;" and Dr. Perry will discuss
i ne (conservation oi ror Human
Resources and the Improvement of
Instruction." There will be at group
luncheon meetings following the
morning session.
Dr. Henry Hill, dean of the University, will preside at the dinner
meeting, at which W. P. King, secretary of the Kentucky Education
association, will give the invocation.
Doctor Perry and Doctor Hanna will
speak at the dinner meeting. Doctor
Perry on "The Conservation of Morals in a Democracy." and Doctor
Hanna on "Understanding our
Southern Neighbors."

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The eighteenth annual Education
Conference and the seventh annual
meeting of the Kentucky Association of Secondary Schools will be
held at the University Friday and
'Saturday. October 24 and 25.
The three principal speakers on
the opening general programs of
the two meetings will be Tom Wallace, editor of the Louisville Times;
Dr. Paul Hanna. professor of education at Stanford university; and
Dr. Ralph Barton Perry, professor
f philosophy at Harvard university.
The two groups will meet Friday
morning in Memorial hall with Dr.
Herman L. Donovan, president of
the University, presiding, reconvening for a joint dinner meeting Friday at 8 p.m. in the Bluegrass room
TOM WALLACE
of the Student Union building.
ORGANIZATION MEETINGS
IVilI address Ed in alms confer-- '
Organization meetings in connection with the Educational Confer
ence and the Kentucky Associa- - '
tion of Colleges and Secondary section National Association of
Schools, which will hold special Teachers of French; Association of
meetings during the two day con- - Church Related Colleges, and the
ference are: the Kentucky Academy ' Special Education Association,
of Social Science. Kentucky Asso-Sectional and group meetings Incut ion of Supervisors of Student elude those of the Art Education
Teaching. Kentucky Registrars As-- 1 group. Business Education College
sociation. Kentucky section. Mathe- - section of the association, commis-maticAssociation of America. sion on colleges and universities,
Kentucky section. National Coun- - commission on secondary schools,
cil of Mathematics Teachers: Ken- - j eastern Kentucky division of
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section. National Council of lish Teachers, and the elementary
Mathematics Teachers; Kentucky education, industrial arte, librarians.

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bonfire when the parade returns to
the field behind the gym. Although
caps are usually worn until November, it was announced
that
Homecoming is Homecoming even
The Golden Jubilee of UK foot- at the first of October and the symball will be celebrated this week bol of inferiority will be burned as
end when the Wildcats meet the usual.
Commodores of Vanderbilt at 2 p.m.
Head coaches who will be hon
Saturday on Stoll field. Former ored during the weekend festivities
coaches and "K men", and all Univer! are Jackie Thompson, first University men. graduates and ex students sity head coach. 1892-9W. R.
who are no- - in military service, will Bass. 1898-6J. White Guyn. 1906-0be honored in a soecial program.
P. P. Douglas. 1911; S. A. Boles.
The annual Homecoming pep rally 1917: John J. Winn. 1923; Chet
and Ab Kirwan.
mil be held from 8 to 10 Friday Wynne. 1934-3right In the Alumni gym when present head coach. The assistant
former University football coaches ccaches who will be honored are
will be introduced by S. A. "Daddy" James Park. William Rodes. and
Elmer T. Gilb. all of Lexington.
Boles, director of athletics.
Sorority and fraternity homecomd
The
cheerleader? ing decorations depicting
the downwill appear for the second time toj
fall of Vanderbilt will be judged
lead old and new students in the Saturday morning. Cups will be
erthodox University cheers.
presented by SuKy for the best de
The "Best Band in Dixie" will corations.
provide the music for the rally and
The "K Men Luncheon" for all
will lead the parade through dom-n- "K Mn" and coaches will be held
town Lexington Immediately after at 11:30 a.m. In the Lafayette hothe rally.
tel. Invitations have been issued to
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Bemie Shively. head of the athIn the tradition of all Homecoming pep rallies, the blue Freshman letic department, announced. Hosts
caps will be tossed into a blazing will be Lexington "K men."

Program Planned

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Standards Group
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Late Thursday
The election of a representatives to the Student Standards
mill be conducted
committee
from 4 to 5 p. m. Thursday.
A representatives from women's rooming houses (including sororities, and one from women residing in Lexington will
be elected in room 206. Union
building.
The election of a reresenta-tiv- c
from the men's residence
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hall.
In room 205. Union building,
a representative from men's
rooming houses 'including fraternities! and one from men
students residing in Lexington,
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Picked to win by three or four
Kentucky's
touchdowns.
Wildcat
were able to score but one on Washington and Lee; the Kirwan men
edged the Generals Saturday afternoon at Lexington. Va.. 0
Noah Mullins. fleet senior halfback, produced the game's only tal:
ly when, early in the second period, he raced 63 yards down the
sidelines to the General's goat Jun-i- e
Jones supplied the extra point
from placement. The Wildcats had
taken the ball on the Kentucky
37
after Carl Althaus recovered
Socha's fumble.
Kentucky
had earlier shaken
Mullins loose on a
touchdown Jaunt when they first , took
possession of the ball after Bill
Port wood and Alan fXrr blocked
WtL punt. The play was nullified,
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however, when the officials spotted
a Kentucky man pushing.
SCORE CANCELLED
Another Wildcat score in the second quarter was cancelled on a
backfield in motion penalty. Bob
Herbert tore through center and
his way 27 yards to
the goal-lin- e,
DR. CHARLES F. KREWSON
but again the officials
in ihrmistry de intervened.
Re.sitin.s
Twice the Wildcats came within
partment.
whispering distance of the Generals'
stronghold
without avail. Aftr
MuQins' jog had been erased, the
Blue and White aggregation drove,
to the WkL five, but here the attack expired and the Generals took
the ball. Again in the closing mfn-utof the game, runs bv Allen
and Kuhn brought the Wildcats
from their 43 to the W&L seen.
The game ended before Kentucky
could push across a counter.
Washington and Lee never threatened, their closest effort ending on
the Kentucky 27 yard line. Th
Generals were thrown for losses repeatedly by the hard --charging Ken- tucky line, and their total yards
Three motions to prevent service gained in rushing came only to 47.
of sumons on University officials.
no SPARKLE
defendants in the suit of Charles
Eubank. Louisville negro youth de- eJT,w,hJch wa? Tr,tnesf,i
optviwwio. l.fcOl .
iranHinD a rim ice inn a thtm TTnivail- - VJ
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in rririiit m.rt
here Saturday.
ments. which cost Kentucky 80
The motions, filed in the Fayette yards always seemed to come at
circuit court Friday by State At- crucial moments for the Wildcats.
torney General Hubert Meredith,
The outstanding play of
stated no grounds for the requested noon was contributed by the afterthe WL
action.
line. With
guarding
Defendants named in Eu bank's the ramparts from port to starpetition which was entered Septemboard, the Virginians gave way but
ber 13 are Dr. Herman L Donovan, reluctantly to Kentucky thrusts.
president of the University; Leo W. Lillard Ailer and Bill Gray were the
Chamberlain
registrar; and Judge defensive stars of the Generals.
Richard C. Stoll. chairman of the
Kentucky's backs performed capof
ably, with most of the honors going
Eubanks asked the court to issue to Mullins. Jones. Kuhn, and Hamhtm a writ of mandamus compelling mond. The Wildcats were woefully
University officials to issue him a inept in the passing department,
permit of registration.
gaining only 18 yards on two passes
out of seven attempted. The Generals made 36 yards on 7 passes
completed out of 20 attempts.
VANDT STRENGTH
The affair, which should have
served as a tightener for the Wildcats' meeting with Vanderbilt Saturday, showed that a lot of work
must be put in between now and the
Homecoming session on Stoll field.
Vandy
revealed
unsuspected
Lloyd H.
Ramsey, arts and strength when they trampled Tennessee Tech 42-- 0 Saturday In their
sciences senior was appointed cadet
colonel of the University Reserve first game the Commodores defeatOfficers' Training Corps regiment, ed Purdue
The lineup of the
it was announced yesterday by Col.
game:
Howard Donnelly.
Kentucky i7i
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WaiAiKften w i
Cadet Col. Ramsey, of Lexington. Pnrtwood
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Brown
is a member of Scabbard and Blade Jnhnaon
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honorary military fraternity, and Hulptte
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plavs forward on the varsity basketBrrk
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ball team.
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Third Resignation

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OF KENTUCKIAN

tax. admission to all Union sub
scription dances, including Saturday night's dance will be increased
10 percent. Bill Penick, Union board
president, said yesterday.
The $1 admission to Saturday
night's homecoming dance, sponsored by the Lexington alumni club,
will not be affected by the tax.
Bill Cross' Blue and White orchestra will play for this dance.
The new federal defense tax law.
passed two weeks ago and enforced
October 1. will affect both Union
dances and Guignol theater admissions. The Guignol has raised its
season ticket price from three dollars to $3.50 each, it was learned
yesterday.
"Under Section 540 of the new
revenue act, dances sponsored by
educational institutions are no long
er exempt from the 10 percent federal admission tax." Penick said.
The regular Union hops will
their 50 cent admission, stag
or couple, Vith the Student Union
building assorbing the tax, Penick
added.
For the Bluegrass ball, first foimal
dance of the year scheduled for Oc
tober 25. admission will be increased
to cover the tax. The new advance
price will be $1.35. couple or stag
and the door price. $1.65. First prices
scheduled were $1.25 and $1.50 respectively.
Jimmie Lunceford, popular negro
orchestra, will play for the Blue-graball.

TO BE CHOSEN
Kinnaird Resigns;
Picture Schedule
Listed For Week
Kinnaird, associate editor
of the Kentuckian. University yearbook has resigned, leaving a posiDave

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Dr. Krewson leaves for Philadel
phia, Pa., where he will act as research chemist in the Eastern Regional Research laboratory of the
United States Department of
He received his doctor's degree
from the University of Wisconsin in
1940. Previous to that he obtained
his M. S. degree at the University
while on the staff.
In addition to membership in the
American Chemical society, and the
American Pharmaceutical association. Dr. Krewson is a member of
Phi Lambda Upsilon. honorary
chemical. Sigma Xi. honorary sci
entific, and Phi Sigma, honorary
biological societies.
Dr. James L. Gabbard and Dr.
Robert Henry Baker, who have also resigned, have accepted positions
at Michigan State Normal college
university,
and Northwestern

MOTIONS FILED

AGAINST SERVICE
Court To Hear
Three Motions
In Eubank Suit

Dance Petitions Due
In Dean's Office
Before Noon Friday

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To Deliver Talks
"Debunking Football" will be the
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subject of football coach Ab
speech before the Y Freshmen club at 7 p. m. today In the
V lounge of the Student Union
building, it was announced yester-dow- n

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Other Promotions

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day by Anne Morrow, YWCA secre-thoutary, yesterday,
At the same times Bob Ammons,
Kernel editor, will speak to the
Sophomore commission on "Free- dom of Soeech on the Campus", and
Rev. Robert W. Miles, of the Firs'
Presbyterian church, will lead a
discussion on "Religion" at the
enior
fellowship meeting.
After the group meetings the
YWCA and YMCA cabinets will
meet in the Y offices.
The Interracial group of the Y met
at the home of Dr. and Mrs. E. G.
Tiimble, advisors, last night to discuss their program for the coming
year. Jean EWers and Glenn Moh-ne- y
were in charge of the meeting.

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D. Maxedon. Lexington: and Albert
J. Spare. Covington.
The cadet major is James I. Potts.
Shelbvville. Tenn.
Cadet captains are: Lynn Allen.
J. J. Arcndeacon. David A. Brow
Jr.. JoseDh W. Dunlan Kenneth
Fne'ard. Leonard F. Greathouse.
Russell L Gresham. Claude E. Hammond. Harrv K. Hauge. Richard S.
Hulette. Robert D. Montondo.
R. Patterson. Rovce R. Tay- lor. Jr.
Cadet first lieutenants are Eu- gene B. Bryant. Charles R. Burton.
Sam Carlirk. Glenn A. Harnev.
Chnrles R. Jones. Addison W. Lee
Rov R. May Jr.. George P. Nollau.
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Srhleeel. Cecil P. Tavlor Jr.. and
William A. Tucker.

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ODK To Sell Tags
At All Home Games
Omicron Delta Kappa, men's honleadership fraternity, will
sponsor tag sales for all home games
season, it was announced by
this
Jim Johnson,
Trophies will be given to the sorority and fraternity selling the most
tags, and a prize will be awarded
the independent with the highest
sales. Profits from the sales will
be used to make up a field house
fund.
Tags may be obtainded at the
Union information desk, or at Prof
P. D. Mclntyre's office on Wednesday, it was announced, and receipts
must be turned in by Tuesday following the game.

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standing of at least 1.4.
Applications should be turned In
to The Kernel business office. The
yearly salary of the position is $50.
Staff appointments will be made at
a meeting of the Board of Student
Publications Friday.
Pictures for the Kentuckian are
being taken this week and part of
next week in the basement of Memorial hall. The official schedule for
the picture taking is:
Today: Zeta Tau Alpha. Kappa
Tau Omega. Kappa Kappa Gamma.
Wednesday: Delta Chi, Sigma Phi
Epsilon, Kappa Delta, Phi Sigma
All organizations desiring to give
Kappa.
dances the first semester are requested to submit petitions to the
Thursday: Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
Dean of Men's office before noon
Triangle. Phi Kappa Tau, Alpha
Friday, according to Joe Gayle,
Delta Pi.
chairman of the social committee.
Friday: Chi Omega, Delta Zeta.
Phi Delta Theta.
Saturday: juniors and seniors.
Monday: Alpha Gamma Rho, Sigma Chi. Alpha Xi Delta, Sigma Nu. Archaeologists To Meet
the Bureau of School Service, will
Tuesday: Oct. 14: Pi Kappa AlThe Kentucky Archaeological so- speak to the Grant County Teach
pha. Delta Delta Delta, juniors, ciety will hold its first meeting for ers association Thursday on the
seniors.
season at 7:30 p.m. Fri- "Proposed Constitutional
the 1941-Wednesday, Oct. 15: Miscellaneous. day, inp room 201, Pence hall.
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PRICES
Charges

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Penalties Nullify
Two UK Markers;
Three Cats Injured

Dr. Krcwson To Do Research
In Government laboratory

psychology,

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Ladies, Gentlemen' FOOTBALL COACH
'Pop' Has Said For A Decade TO BARE SECRETSi

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and John Kuiper, head of the philosophy department, to the Student
BILL PENICK
Standards committee and W. Gayle
To Low
Explains hike in Union dame
Starnes, assistant director of Univer- prices.
sity extension, to the Board of StuAnother University chemistry prodent Publications.
fessor. Dr. Charles F. Krewson, resigned yesterday making a total of
Beverly W. Duncan, engineering
three who have left the department
junior from Ashland was selected DEFENSE TAX
since September 1.
as student representative to the
"We wouldn't have lost any of
Athletic Advisory board by Presi- WILL INCREASE
these men if we could have paid
dent Donovan.
them decent salaries," Dr. Donovan
All appointments will be approved
declared.
by the SGA at the next meeting DANCE
"Dr. Krewson" Pres. Donovan said,
October 16. At this meeting stu"has secured a much better salary
dent members of the committees
with the government. He is the third
Union Hop
will also be appointed.
chemistry which the
Will Remain Same; professor of lost to other colleges
University has
and the government since SeptemNEW ASSOCIATE
Guignol Affected
ber 1 because of the low salaries it Is
Because o fthe new federal defense compelled to pay instructors."

GAME DEDICATION
Preceding the game Dr. Herman
L. Donovan, president of the University, will make a short talk in honor
of the University men now in military service. It is to these men that
that the game is dedicated. The
services will be broadcast from the
Stoll field over radio stations WLAP,
Lexington;
WLW,
Cincinnati;
WHAS. Louisville; and WSM. Nash
of the
ville. Col. Howard
military science department will
present flag ceremonies.
The former coaches, will sit on
the sidelines with the team.' will be
presented to the crowd during the
half.
A reception for the alumni, students, and friends of the University
will be given Immediately after the
game at Maxwell Place by President and Mrs. Donovan.
Festivities will be closed by the
dance from 9 to 12 Saturday night in
the Bluegrass room of the Union
building. More than 550 persons are
expected to attend the final event.
Admission is SI per couple. Miss
Marguerite McLaughlin has charge
of arrangements for the dance.

only one instance of real trouble in
his entire lifetime. A few years ago
competitor ata certain would-b- e
tempted to drive him from his night
location at the corner of Maxwell
and Limestone streets. But "Pop"
refused to leave. Whereupon the
aggressor, who. according to "Pop,
was a very big man knocked himl
and drew a knife. But "Pop,"
small, was quick. He drew
his gun and fired.
Both men were taken to the has- pital and "Pop's" assailant died. So
charges were brought against "Pop."
but when the case came to a trial,
he was dismissed, as the action hadi
been made in self defease.
"Pop" went back to his candy
stand and now uninterrupted, remains a traditional part of the;
ladies,
University with his "How-d- o
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As Mullins Scores Once
In Sparkless 7-- 0 Game

President Herman L. Donovan
completed appointments to all Student Oovernment committees this
week with the exception of the Student Loan committee. This committee will not be selected until the
bill is approved by the Board of
Trustees.
Appointments made this week by

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"How-d- o
ladies, how-d- o
gentlemen," has characterized "Pop," the
University candy man. for 14 years.
"Pop." whose full name is W. T.
McHstton is 78 years old and has
been selling candy on the campus
since March 6. 1929.
The candy business, according to
fcim, is a profitable one. He first
established his stand in 1928, after
being laid off at the tobacco warehouse in which he was employed.
lTnable to find steady employment.
"Pop" took all the money he had
which amounted to exactly $3 20,
nd bought some candy, chewing
gum. and apples to sell to the ware- house employees.
On the fifth day. his new enter- prise yiPld"d slightly over $14 in
profit, so "Pop" decided to become
candy man for life. However,
complications set in when the warehouse shut down and "Pop" was
forced to hunt a new location for
his business.
It was thr n that he set up his
tand at the University, under the
tree in front of the Armory. He
has remained on the campus ever
unce and is now by the entrance
to the Alumni gymnasium.
The old gentleman has many interesting experiences to tell. While
he was located in front of the Armory, he made friends with a large
squirrel, whom he named Billy.
"Pop" fed Billy peanuts, and even
occasionally turned his bark and let
Billy help himself, a tricfcvnlch
rever failed to amuse the students.
"Pop" and Billy were such good
friend? that several times Billy followed him home at night.
The lareest sale "Pop" ever made
was when he sold 100 ice cream cones
to a professor, mho had ju.st returned to the University after a
leave of absence. "He set up cones
for ell the students in t!f gym."
Pop" explained.
A mild tempered
man. "Mac" as
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THEY WILL JUDGE JERSEYS ON JAUNT THROUGH STATE

Members of the University rattle judging team which left Lexington yesterday for a tour
through western Kentucky are, left to right. Don Kelis. Tommy )tv. Elmer Hixsnn. Cril Lur-ketand faculty adviser Dr. Fordyce Ely.
The team consists of Elmer Hix- son, Scott county: Cyril Luckett.
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National Dairy show being held in way: and Don Kells. Williamstown.
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with the
fair Dr. Fordyce Ely. head of the dairy
col- Memphis, Tenn.. October 11 to 18. department of the agrictiltnr
They will make a tour oi dairy farms lege, will accompany them.
in western Kentucky before arriving
Approximately 1.000 head of the
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drug stores. Union building, Patterson hall and at the gates of StoU
field.

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versity and Vanderbilt will be or.
sale at 25. 50 and 75 cents.
In order that flight training may
Profits from the sale will be used
be started this week, all students
for campus services which include
hibited at. the show, and there will whose names appear on the CAAl.k
w.
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Miiiuw imucisiuu coiuerencc on
be dairy equipment and agricultural bulletin board in the armory should parliamentary procedure a movie
see uoionel Howard Donnellv at
CAIlllllj LI ail IV11IUC.. t lint Ul Utlll.V
once to receive their physical ex-- 1 party for freshmen, a "smarty" parcattle from Kentucky is to be
ty for junior women with 3 standand" text'
insurance,
amlnations.
tered in the contest. The cow pir-ings, and other
books.
tured above will not be entered in
Fraternities will be solicited FrifTvrnin? elapses mill
the dairy show, uui u. one u.sej ior start at 7 p. m.
day for orders, and atHance aiders
Judging purposes on the experiment H B. Mobre's Mondav. with Prof. will also be taken at the Union In
class in Civil Air
station farm.
Regulations. White hall.
formation desk.
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The state dairy cattle judging
team of the University left yesterday

Civil Pilot Training
Will Start This Week

Profits From Sale
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JOHN ED PEARCE

VICE OF THE PEOPLE

Features

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Adolf Hitler Entertains A Visitor
"Who's here?"
Adolf Hitler raised up on one elljovt- and
peered through the pale green light whiih
the big liedroom at Berrhiesgaden. II
seemed as if soinone was standing in the gloom of
of the farthest corner.
"Who's there," he whispered, slipping his hand
under his pillow and groping for the heavv blatk
Luger. "Come out here or I will rail the guard."
"Now, there's no need of that." tame had
the soft answer. "I'm not going to hurt oii.
just want to talk to you a few minutes."
Slowly the shadow moved forward and Adolf
Hitler gripped the Luger lightly as it took form
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befoie his bed. It was a short squatty man wearing a
hat. He stood there in a
slumped position and rested one hand in I he
flap of his coat.
"Good evening Adolf Hitler" he said. I'm sure
you rerognie me."
In the bad ground a table staded high with
books and maps looked like a tastle with high
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ramparts.
"Yes," said Adolf Hitler. "I know vou."
Adolf squirmed a little in the bed as the man
looked down quietly.
"Vou know," said the man, "we have had quite
and I think we can talk plainly
to each oilier."
"That's right" replied Adolf Hitler, relaxing
his grip on the revolver. "I have read a lot
about you and I have learned many lessons from
you. I have followed your career closelv."
"Well, I have come here to warn you. You are
a bit in common

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making rnistale." '
"Mistake!" Der Fuhrer spit out the word. "I
make no mistakes. Who are you, anvwav," he
sneered, "to tell anyone about mistakes?"
"Yes, I know," said the little man. "I know
I nnce'had the same ideas
how you feel,
myself. It's a sort of disease I guess, and it lakes
away your common sense. Yes. Adolf Hitler,
you are making the same mistake I made. You
are going too far."
The'little man looked wearv. "Too far."
Der Fuhrer sniffed.
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"You ihink your new blitz war has the other
armies stumped, but they will soon be t aiding
up with you. You can not keep your new tat tits
a secret .and they soon will be able to meet
ou on equal foting. I know, because it
to me."
Dei Fuhrer sniffed again.
"You have drained your (ountrv's resources,
juid you vion will begin to feel it."
The German sat up in bed, the mnstt-- s popping
out on the side of his jaw as thev did when he was

"You were not me," sneered the man with

the mustache.
"And now, you yourself are. weakening," the
little man drawled on. The signs are already
showing. Your calculations cm the conquest of
Russia were wrong. You have made your first
serious error. You are slipping, Adolf Hitler.
"You are now face to fare with the most serious
problem of your life, because you have not
learned what I learned only too late. And that is
you can never beat the People.
"Already I can see it and you can see it. In
Belgium they are beginning to nimble against
you. The Cechs are stirring. The Rumanians are
forming their secret societies again. The, flood
is gaining on you, Adolf Hitler.
"Executing a few Slavs will not help. Sending a few Poles to your concentration camps
will not stop it. Adolf Hitler, the flood is rising.
The torrent will soon be too strong for you."
Der Fuhrer sat up in bed, his muscles straining.
"You are slipping, Adolf Hitler, because you
have not learned what I found out 2r years ago.
You ran crush governments if you are able and
you tan burn capitals. You can pillage towns and
send the leaders away to exile, but there is one
thing you can nex'er keep down Adolf Hitler, and
that is the People. They will always be there, a

rumbling, threatening

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"You lie!" screamed Der Fuhrer. "You lie!
You lie!"
He jerked out the Luger and fired ai the shadow of the man at the foot of his bed. But there
was

nothing there.

the hall. A knocking at the door.
"Is everything all right?" said an anxious voice
from outside. "Is something wrong?"
Adolf Hitler turned on the Jight. "No," he
said. "Nothing wrong."
He'went over to the pile of books and charts.
"Has that new map of Moscow come in yet?"
A rush in

Shorts...

Headline in a New York paper 520,000 Dope
Seized on Docks." Harvard man, no doubt.
Milwaukee papers recently carried a headline
reading "Breweries Have High (Income per Invested Capital." This is one profession where
you live off the vat of the land.
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An army release states that the army makes few
exceptions in allowing enlisted men to have
dogs in camp, and those that are permitted must
Ik-- dipped as a sanitary precaution. It must be
confusing to the dogs
being accepted by the
armv onlv to be defurred.

making a seech.
"Your army is too big, Adolf Hitler, but ii
There's nothing wrong with Italy that a good
isn't big enough. It will grow until it is unwei'dv tidal wave won't cure.
but it still will not be large enough to hold all
tommies you have conquered. had the biggest
If this is Indian summer, we'd just as soon
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artnv on the continent, but I failed."
ihev'd give it bad to the Indians.
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Ws Settled: A Curve Curves
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Probobly the silliest business we've
run across in a long long while is
-- Curves --Oh
the recent
Yes - It - Do - Oh - No - It
Don't affair that a couple of weekly
magarjnes have devoted so muchat-- u
nUon to. Thanks to Dr. Albright
and P. J. Rice of the Case School
in Cleveland who had Bobby Feller toss some of his Lana Turner ten
pilches their way we can take it
from them that a curve curves and
no more nonsense.
I'm surprised that those Freudian
fellows and the
never got around to playing tenor baseball when
nis, gcif . ping-pon- g
they were a bit younger and less
Maybe if they had they
wouldn't be so sure that everything
they see is just a figment of the
imagination.
If we keep at them maybe in
ture we will be able to convince
them that the Brooklyn Dodgers
tire not an oDtical illusion either...
optical-illusionis-

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Spiking of dem bums, de uder
day one disgusted Brooklyn rooter
f railed at de Yanks. "Aw dem gyse
lc so dumb dey tink dey are playin'
a bull club dey oughta have more
refperk for natinul hero."
OOIS ON THE SHEI.r
This seems to be the season of
rebiith for all the old literary gods
of the last decade with James T.
Virginia
Farrell,
Woolf. Aldous
Huxley, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ben
Cain, and Thomas
Hecht. James M.

WITNESS

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Wolfe all making or about to make features the King and his boys
their appearances on the lending themselves.
library shelves.
It seems that the song pluggers
manage to
main wel!rread as
they bang out their jukebox Juice.
Witness such borrowed titles as
How Grern Was My Valley, For
Whom The Bell Tolls, Out Of The
Night, This Above All and Jimmy
Dorsey's soon to be released platter
of What Makes Sammy Run . .
Incidentally there are movies being
made arcund each of these bests.
BOOKS ON THE SCREEN
Movie fans are in for a wonderful
season. Witness such item as these
coming up: King's Row from H.
Bellaman's novel i. The Male Animal from Thurber and Nugent ,
Swamp Water (Vereen Bell's tale).
The Eagle Suandron (an epic of
Walt D's new
the RAF i. Dumbo
lonelei. Reap the Wild Wind 'panoramic tale of the Westi. The Man
Who Came To Dinner the Broadway hit i. a new Henry Aldrich.
Andrew (Dal ton
The Remarkable
Trumbo's fantasy i. a new W. C
Fields full length funny, the screening of Michael Aden's Robin Hood
character. The Falcon..
T
That man - around - the - nation,
Orson Welles, is laying out a series
of musicais devoted to the lives and
times of truly American artists in
the popular mu.si