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Kentucky Kernel

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University of Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky

Independent since 1971 Tuesday. September 6. 1988

 

UK parking problems keep tow trucks busy

Hy (‘IIRISTIE A. FROST
(‘ontributing Writer

Kenneth llerron. daytime dispatcher for
Bluegrass Towing Service, said the best
advice he can offer UK students who want
to avoid getting their cars towed is to buy
a parking sticker and park in the desig-
nated area.

During the first few weeks of school the
Bluegrass Towing Service. which tows illi-
gally parked cars on and around UK‘s
campus. has has three trucks operating all
day.

“In the first couple of weeks approxr
mately 20 cars will be towed every day
from city streets surrounding campus.”
llerron said. “This number doesn't include
towing from University lots "

llerron said that. as at the beginning of'
each semester. students have not yet
learned where they can and cannot park.

The most common streets students are

towed f'roni are Rose Lane and East “at
well behind Memorial Coliseum. he said

UK police spot the parking Violations
and call the tow trucks on a two-way radio

Once the driver receives the location of a
car in Violation of University parking
codes. he can go directly to the spot .md
begin towing.

It takes about 15 minutes for a driver to

tow a car once he arrives

llerron says that parking is .i Illilltll'
problem and will be a problem again at
the beginning of the spring semester

"The biggest problem occurs on t'ti‘.
streets." he said "Many people come
from small towns Parking is not ti big
problem in small towns. Another reason
students park in the wrong place might be
arrogance. Students believing their car
won't be the one that gets towed can be ,i
problem."

llerron said that m .i few weeks e hen
students learn where they cannot park

Bluegrass will be able to reduce the num
ber of trucks to two.

llerron said students should watch out
for residential areas.

“If a homeowner calls and complains
that a car is blocking their driveway. the
\ehicle will be towed immediately " he
said

(“ms with six or more parking tickets
also will be towed. Even if these parking
tickets have been payed. having several
outstanding tickets is grounds for being
towed

If a student should happen to find his ear
.ii the process of' being towed. Bluegrass
follows the standard policy of a $25 drop
The fee for a car that has been towed
and is picked up the same day is $32.30

While many students claim they didrit
see the ‘ \‘o parking“ sign. students can be
'i)\\t*(l for being less than 30 feet from HIV
’llit‘I‘St‘CllOn of two streets

In addition to towing. students may be
'ickcted for a number of other reasons. an

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drowns out
Chippewas

By ALEX MONTGOMERY
Staff Writer

In the midst of an unrelenting dOwn
pour Saturday afternoon. the Kentucky
Wildcats splished—splashed their way to
an tit-T victory over the (‘entral Michi—
gan ('hippewas.

.\ record—low crowd of 41.736 turned
out. umbrellas in tow. to Witness the
dreary season opener The attendance
marked the smallest crowd to watch a
UK football game in Commonwealth
Stadium.

The weather was more than Just a
nu1sance lt dictated the game.

An unbelievable 18 fumbles. nine for
each team. was the result of the slipp-
ery conditions that were prevalent
throughout most of the contest.

"It was raining cats .\'0 dogs. yust
cats." said l’K defensne tackle Uliyer
Barnett after the game. 'I like playing
iiithe rain lt‘slike beinga kid "

"It the football! was like throwing a

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lice officials from the (.‘entral Asian repub-
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Although weather kept many
tailgaters still found experience fun

By ('..\. ”LANE HONIFHR
Editorial Editor

Although the weather kept more than
10.000 people away from Saturday's 17K
football game against Central Michigan. it
did not prevent Arlene Jones and her
friends from doing what they have done
for the as“ at years before each game.

.-\t every I'K home game, Jones and her
husband. Clyde, pull into Commonwealth
Stadium's parking lot several hours before
kickoff and tailgate with several thousand
other L'K fans.

“I work with a lady from New Jersey
and she thinks we're crazy." Arlene said.
sitting lI‘SIdP an old milk truck that has
been remodeled and painted white with a
Wildcat. "She thinks we're crazy. but
we're ['K football fans."

In addition to watching UK play, Arlene
said she looks forward to coming to UK
football games to renew old f riendships.

“I think the idea that you can all come

to one place and toiiiiiigle is nne, \lit
said ‘We \ll with people from lit‘llié‘..lft
and Ii town and we look forward 'o set an
them each year '

Although the weather was one lllllh; 'liat
kept many l'K tans away Saturday. \rli-iit
said since the game was on laboi filly
weekend. many people "probably ‘ook «in
to the lake oi weiit somewhere for ‘lit Ta
time of the summer.

"We‘d gone somewhere else too. his I h
was play mg.” she said.

“When they 'I‘Kv goes fl and it .1. llll'.l
are going to be people who wished they
were here like its bloodyiiig our noses
when the program was not winning many
games." said John Blankenship who is
one of the \ aii‘s ow tiers

Although l'K football may not lllt\t‘ the
winning tradition of I'K men s basketball
Blankenship said he would rathei attend a
UK football game because it is “cleaner "

"Kentucky's got the dirtiest basketball
program in the l'nited States and it's bet n

 

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cm; for the last .Io yeais. tac And
if l‘iaclx eyc to the coiiiiiionwciil‘h
i :~iottiull coach Jerry t‘laiboriit runs
. c.c.i:i operation. It the IR Athletics As
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.~ much as they supported the basketball
i»; ogi'aiii wed have better seats ”

ttob l‘easc. who lives in ('orbm. \iltl he
rut: tvcti. tailgating at [K games for time
tars. .md despite l'K‘s consistently losing
~t'.l.\l‘ll.\. he returns each year because ’I
'ic.n '. c l w as .i born iiiasocliist ‘

'l t‘!l_lt)} football, I figure it I pay my
Act} then I can sit and bitch ‘11 l K does
not has e successful seasons . he said

l’t'asc said he has handed to Kiioxyzllc
to watch I’K play “and sit in a sea of
itlclllp’t‘. ' 4 Lily to see the Wildcats lose iiios‘
of the games

l’t‘.t.\t‘. who has plans to see l'lx' play In
diaiia I'niyersity in Bloomington on Sept
II. said he has been to several college loot
ball games but prefers to watch games 'II
t oh :iig schools from the Southeastern t'oi.

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DIVERSIONS

The latest attempt atwthe “Western" hits—
the screen. For a review, See Page 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DIVERSIONS

Rob Song
Arts Editor

‘Guns’ shoots Western back to respectability

By ROB SENG
Arts Editor

“Young Guns" is Hollywood‘s
latest attempt to bring back the
Western. and this time it banked on
a quartet of its hottest young stars
to help the genre blaze new paths
to boxoffice glory.

The Western formula adhered to
here is vengeance. It is dished out
by The Regulators, a group of mis-
fit boys who are “adopted" by Brit-
ish rancher John Tunstall to watch

 

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Adding fuel to the fire is the
inner dissension between who
should run the group — Brewer or
Billy The Kid — and a Mexican ln
dian (played by La Bamba ‘s
Lou Diamond Phillipsr whose ha

tred for Murphy runs deeper than
the rest of the group's.

Although it is an ensemble piece,
the lesser-known actors, Casey Siee
maszko and Dermot Mulroney.
threaten to overwhelm the leads.

Contemporary terminology is
sprinkled throughout the dialogue.
I kept expecting Estevez to turn to
Sheen and say “Bitchin' shot.
bro!"

The film does have its roots in
the past. Jack Palance plays the
villain, a part he filled memorably

35 years ago in a classic of the
genre, “Shane."

Early in the film. Billy The Kid
bumps into Pat Garrett (played by
Patrick Wayne, John's son) and de-
clares that one day he‘ll probably
be bigger than Garrett ever was. A
few years later, Billy would be
gunned down by none other than
PatGarrett

“Young Guns." rated R, is now
playing at Crossroads and North
Park Cinemas.

over his cattle.

There's a cattle war going on.
however, between Tunstall and
greedy land baron LG. Murphy.
When Murphy sends a group of
men out to kill Tunstall, the boys
swear revenge

The boys. led by Dick Brewer
(played by Charle Sheeni. become
deputized in an effort to flush out
the murderers and bring them to
justice While serving their first
warrant, however. the trigger-
happy Billy The Kid (Emilio Este-
vez l blows the suspect away,

It's not long before the band is
hunted b_V MurphV's men bounty
hunter s and law men alike

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SPORTS

UK wins opener, 18-7 -

( ontinued trom Page 1

watermelon UK Quarterback
Glenn Fohr said “Real heavy and
wet "

Even though Kentucky didn't exr
actly light up the scoreboard. LTK
Coach Jerry Claiborne was happy
with the outcome

"I'm happy With the wm.” he
said. ”We made quite a few hits
takes but the players kept coming
back t‘onSIdering the weather 1
thoughtwedidagoodjob '

Both teams howeyer had prob
lems moving the ball

l'K‘s defense set the offense sex
eral times and actually outscored
t‘entral Michigan by themselves. it

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[K defensive end .lay Dortch
tried to get the (‘ats rolling early in
the game when he picked off a (‘eii
ti‘al Michigan pass at the l'K 44-
yard line

Fohr then marched the Cats 54
yards iii tiye plays to the (‘entral
Michigan twoyard line but four
plays later. ['K still wasn't in the
end zone

The t‘hippeyyas took oyer on their
own one—yard linetin the very next
play. however. quarterback Handy
Levels fumbled the snap from cen-
ter He recoyered the ball but was
sucked in the end [one by Barnett
tor a safety The Wildcats lumped
ahead 2-“

Kentucky padded the lead with
114;! to go in the second quarter
Budding star (‘hris Toll)ert gal
loped a punt return 24 yards to get
['K to the Chippewa It? yard-line
Vine plays later. ['K had its first
touchdown on the season. courtesy
of an Ivy Joe Hunter dive into the
end 7one The extra point made it
Qvil

(i‘entral Michigan's only score
came with 7 26 left in the second
quarter With first-and-‘zo on the
(‘hippewa ~17. Fohr rolled left
looking to pass to tight end Martin
Pennington Instead he found Cen~
ral Michigan safety Durrand Rob-
ertson. who intercepted the hall
and raced 59 yards for the score
L'K‘s lead was 9-?

While ['K's offense was far from
perfect. (‘entral Michigan's was at
most noneXistent, thanks to the
Kentucky defense FM had only

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five first downs and just 78 yards
of total offense

"The defense was outstanding."
t‘laibornesaid.

Linebacker Randy Holleran led
the Cat defense with nine tackles.
He was also responsible for the
second L‘K score

With 8.31 to go in the third quar.
ter and the Chippewas on their own
three-yard line. quarterback Jeff
Bender fumbled the snap from cen-
ter

The ball bounced into the end
zone and Holleran fell on it for the
Wildcat TD Willis' PAT attempt
was wide left but l'K was still up
15—?

Another defensive standout was
Barnett He recorded five tackles.
including three for losses The
Wildcats rounded out the scoring
with 4:36 to go in the third quarter
when Willis nailed a 38-yard field
goal to make the score 18»? in
favor of [K

Although the defense scored al»
most as many points as the of-
fense, that tlldltl seem to bother
Holleran.

“Hey it we can score were
going to score and i think the of-
fense feels that way.’ he said
".-\nd next week I hope the offense
scores more ‘

Vihile the defense was tough. the
offense didn't fare as well

The (‘ats struggled all day on the
ground. managing only 103 yards
rushing The leading ground gainer
was Hunter who ran for 51 yards
on 21 attempts L'K's other two tail
backs. Alfred Rawls and A] Baker.
combined for only five net yards on
Hattempts

”We didn‘t run as well as we
thought we should hate " said (‘lai
borne We didnt block the cor
ners well

Vlhile the running game sputr
tered. it was Kentucky‘s passing
that provided the highlights

Fohr was nine of 16 passmg for
116 yards But he also tossed two
interceptions (‘huck Broughton en
tered the game in the third quarter
in place of Fohr and finished out at
quarterback He was seven of in
passing for 40 yards

UK fullback Andy Murray leaps over a pile of Central Michigan
players "’1 Kentucky's 1.8-7 Victory over the Chippewas Saturday

 

Outside of winning the ballgame, Kentucky was
hoping to gain some insight into their
performance as they prepare for Southeastern
Conference powerhouse Auburn, next
Saturday. That was hard to come by, though, in

this water-logged game.

l’K's leading receiver was flank-
er Phil Logan who caught four
passes for :23 yards

Outside of winning the ballgame.
Kentucky was hoping to gain some
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by. though. in this water-logged
game

“It‘s hard to get much out of this

Tom Spnldlng
Sports Editor

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ALAN HAWSE Kernel Sta"

Murray rushed three times. picking up 13 yards UK will travel
south this Saturday to face last year's SEC champs, Auburn

game.” Claiborne said. “The
weather definitely helped both der
tenses '

‘Auburn didn‘t see everything
we're doing." said Fohr “Maybe
they will be a little overconfidcnt "

Football Notebook

t‘ornerback David Johnson dislo‘
cated the little finger on his left
hand Saturday, According to (‘lai-
borne the injury does not appear to
be serious

Although t‘huck Broughton re
placed Glenn Fohr at quarterback
in the third quarter. (‘laiborne said

Fohr will be his starter next Satur
day against Auburn

The nine (‘entral Michigan fum
bles tied a UK game record for
fumbles by an opponent Tennessee
Tech fumbled nine times against
Kentucky in 72713 loss on Sep 1:3.
195]

The victory by ['K gives the
Wildcats a 7lL24-5 record in season
opening games

Prior to Saturday‘s game. the
smallest crowd to watch a UK foot-
ball game in Commonwealth Stadi
um occurred on Sept 15. 1973 The
mark was 44.865 against Virginia
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 Penthouse says UK is 20th-worst team

If you haven‘t heard by now 0
guessed already from the above
headline. the UK football team has
been given the dubious distinction
of having the 20th-worst team in
the land in Penthouse magazine's
college football Worst Top 20.

Now to those who witnessed Sat«
urday‘s mistake-filled UK-Central
Michigan game at Commonwealth
Stadium. you might tend to agree
with the pornographic magazine‘s
polling.

But to those of you who didn‘t see
the Cats play — and with 25,000
empty seats in the third quarter
there were many of you ~— Ken-
tucky really does not deserve such
a low ranking. Larry Linderman,
sports forecaster for Penthouse.
disagrees. He writes :

“Each year I reserve this spot
1N0. 20) for a big-time team that
has an excellent chance of falling
flat on its face. . This year‘s
surprise loser will be the Universi»
ty of Kentucky."

There are a couple of basic rea—
sons why Linderman's findings are
inaccurate. First. he himself
doesn't even choose No. 20 w in
this case. Kentucky. He leaves it
up to Danny Sheridan. sports ana-
lyst and oddsmaker for USA
Today. So how can Linderman
know if he hasn‘t seen UK himself?

"Each year I save that last spot
for Danny to take a look at a major

 

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team that might suddenly fall
apart." Linderman said. “Danny
lives in Mobile (Ala), knows the
South very well. He really feels
that Kentucky doesn‘t have it this
year."

Even so, there is just no way UK
belongs on that list. Now Kansas,
the No. l on team. does. Says Lin-
derman in his article on the Jay-
hawks:

"Dollar for Dollar the Jayhawks
are the nation‘s sorriest college
team. If you can‘t pass and you
can‘t run and you can‘t stop the
run. how can you win? Big answer:
You can‘t."

Also on the list is Kansas‘ weak
Sister. Kansas State. The No. 3 tag
belongs to Columbia. holder of an
NCAA-record 41 consecutive losses.

"After two years of being rated
here as the worst college team in
the nation. Columbia is off the hook

» but not off the list.” Linderman
wrote.

Rounding out the first group is
Northwestern —-~ if there is a finer
feeble four anywhere. show me.

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Jay Blanton
Thomas J. Sullivan
Jim White

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Rob Seng

Tom Spalding
Randal Williamson
Mike Agin

Linda Collins

Jeff Kuerzi

Scott Ward

particular interest to UK fans is
the No. 7 pick, the University of
Louisville. At least the hapless
Cards beat Kentucky in something.

My favorite is No. 10 Colorado
State. Said Linderman: “Michael
Jackson fans love the Rams be-
cause they‘re bad, they’re bad,
they’re bad. They are, in fact, hor-
rible."

Those are some pretty deserving
teams. Kentucky should not be one
of them. Too much talent for this
Top 20. Even if UK does finish 3—8
that still wouldn‘t be the case.
Why, then, was Kentucky chosen?

Sheridan has the answer.

“In 1987. the Wildcats ended up
with a 5-6 record. but they finished
1-5 in Southeast Conference games.
Kentucky continues to camouflage
its ineptitude by scheduling non-
conference games against some
real cream puffs ~~ this fall's pas-
tries include Central Michigan,
Kent State and Southern Illinois."

Evidently, Linderman believes
that Kentucky will lose all seven of
its league games and fall victim to
upset in the other three. In fact.
l'K almost did lose to the Chippea

was and may have if Central Mich-
igan had been able to snap the foot-
ball instead of fumbling it nine
times

The Chippewas. after all. stopped
Kentucky twice inside the five-yard
line and trailed by just two pornts
(9—7) at halftime. So the upset was
there.

Underman was actually chastis-
ing Kentucky for playing those
three teams even with a tough con-
ference slate. But it‘s not just l‘K
“everybody is loading up on the
patsy.

"It‘s not a trend that‘s restricted
to the Southeastern Conference at
all," Linderman said. "After all
why not load up on a patsy from a
lower division It translates min
easy victory, an eventual wnning
record even with a not .i~-gri()il
team.“

A “ridiculous" team with a lot at
stake would rather dip lIliI) lm'l
sion II then when the} "plat .t l):
vision 1 team they get their Ilt'tlll\
handed back to them. "

Sports Editor I‘om bp(1:ll.r.,; is 1.
journalism wphomiiw (HT/i ll Fm
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