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LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1934

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NEW SERIES NO. 18

CATS AWAIT GREEN WAVE
Welcome Program Planned
For Roosevelt Dedication

FINAL SUKY PEP

News Flashes

... RALLY WILL BE

PLAN PROPOSED

STAGED TONIGHT

Washington, Nov. 15 (INS) An
ambitious plan to stimulate the
heavy goods Industries, now lagging
behind In the business race, was
proposed today by John Carmody,
Industrial engineer, and a member
of the National Mediation Board.

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Washington,

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Alumni Gym

system

Coach Chet Wynne and Ted
Cox, Green Wave's Coach,
Will Speak

by

Secretary of the Interior Ickes as
part of a long-terpublic employment program, designed to relieve
The final pep rally of the footthe nation of the threat of doles.
The Idea was set forth in an article ball season will be staged under the
supervision of SuKy, campus pep
In the current Issue of the magam

SENATOR

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FOR RACES

Mt. demons. Mich., Nov. 15 (INS)
6elfrtdge field, home of the Army
Air Corps, First Pursuit group,
made preparations today to care
for a crowd of 50.000 persons expected to attend the Mitchell
trophy races here Saturday. Speeds
in excess of 200 miles per hour are
expected to be attained in the
Mitchell race. Today ten planes had
been entered in the air classic.
They will fly four times around a
triangular
course.
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SALLY EILERS ILL
Hollywood, Nov.

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Influ-

enza struck again at the film colony
today with Bally Eilers as its latest
victim.

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Will Accomnany Na-

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Komm. Hebe Zither
Mozart
Deh vieni non tardar (Le nozze dl
Figaro)
Un moto di gioia

Mozart
Mozart

II.
Marietts's Lied zur Laute from "Die
Korngold
Tote Stadt"
III.
Claire de Lune

Zulc
Massenet
Debussy

Gavotte (Manon)
Romance
Chanson Norvegtenne.
IV.

Im abendrot

...

Foudrain
Schubert

Staendchen
Brahms
Llebst du um Schonhelt
Mahler
Hat dich die Lie be beruhrt
Marx
V.

O Mistress Mine

Stresa

My Little Pool

I'll dance the Romaika

Miller

Watts

Slonimsky

Park

Tulane 's Green Wave and
Cats Meet for Third Time

When the University of Kentucky
Wildcats step on Stoll field Saturday afternoon to oppose the Green
Wave from Tulane, it will be the
third time that the football teams
of the two schools have met.
68.
Football relations between the two
Of the first seven, six were Americans. Sores of American entrants teams was opened in 1932 when
were: Harrv Cooper and Joe Ezar Tulane came to Kentucky and de70, Joe Klrkwood 71. Leo Diegel and feated the Wildcats 6 to 3. In 1933
Jtinmv Thompson 72, Ky Lafoon 73, the Kentucky boys Journeyed to
and nenny Bhutte and Paul Kun-ya- n New Orleans and were beaten 34

Albany. Nov. 15 (IN8) President
Roo&evlet's home state will be one
of the first to fall into line behind
his plan for unemployment Insurance, democratic leaders revealed
today. With the democrat In control both houses of the 1935 legislature, for tlte first time In more
than a score of years, they w'll be
In m position to speed the enactment
of a Job insurance bill early In the
coming session.

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Washington.
Nov. 15 (INS) A master.
Into the
sweeping investigation
transactions, business methods, contracts, and general management of
the American Telrehone and Tele
graph Company was ordered today
by the nt w Federal Communications
commission.

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present indications the
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game promises to hold as much Interest as the Alabama contest. Inasmuch as Tulane has lost only one
game this season, and that was to
the Red Raiders from Colgate last
Saturday. According to reports
Colgate Is rated by New York
sports writer ai the best team In
the east this year.
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More Than 40,000 Kentuck-ianAre Exnected to Be
on Hand

The third Sunday afternoon mus-icaof the season will be presented November 18 In the Memorial
auditorium, by Miss Ora Witte,
lyric soprano of New York City, assisted by John Shelby Richardson,
Lexington, at the piano. The recital will be at 4 p. m. and is open
to the public.
Miss Witte was born in Texas of
German ancestry. She received her
early education and musical training in San Antonio. She then attended Ward Belmont college at
Nashville, Tennessee, and later continued her vocal studies in Chicago
and New York.
Early in her student days she
realized the importance of learning
each language in its respective
country. She spent four years in
Spain, Prance, Germany, and Italy
broadening
her education and
studying the customs and temperament of the people and its musi-caliterature. Among her teachers were Mme. Dinh Gilly of Paris;
Hans Swarowsky, Vienna; S. Bovy,
Nice, and Mme. Elena Gerhardt of
Leipsig.
During these four years she specialized in the singing of German
lieder. While n Paris Miss Witte
was soloist at the American Cathedral.
Miss Wltte's program follows:

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Library's

AMERICANS LEAD
Melbourne, Nov. 15 (INS) American professional golf stars were
bunched at the top of the list at the
clote of today's first round of the
Melbourne Centenary Open Championship, with Gene Sarazen leading the entire field with a brilliant

FOR

tion's Chief

The actress was forced to halt
production on a Columbia picture parade.
in which she was working when orAs this is the last rally of the
dered to remain at home for several
season, and Saturday is the last
days to combat the disease.
home game, all students are urged
to be in attendance and finish off
NEW 8TRIKE FEARED
a successful series of rallies. More
New York, Nov. 15 (INS) A new students have attended the rallies
strike of building service employees this year than ever before.
In the crowded garment section of
the metropolis loomed today as a
Book
result of the breaking off of negotiations between the Building Service
Displays
Employes union and the control
Close Tomorrow
committee, representing realty interests.
Lawrence B. Cummlngs. pres'dent
National Book Week of the libraof the Real Estate Board of New ry science department will close toYork, appealed to Mayor P. H La morrow noon after completing a
Ouardla for police protection In successful period of display under
the event a new strike is called.
s,
the direction of Miss Mildred
head of the department. The
INSURANCE RATES HIGH
exhibit consisted of books for children, adults,
15 (INS)
Insurance science study. and a plan for library
Paris, Nov.
kings and members of
rates for
The children's display, organized
royal families have gone
as a result of the assassination by Mrs. Nellie Dye, carries out the
of King Alexander of Yugoslavia, it plan for the use of books to assist
was disclosed in financial circles and interest children in the use of
toys. Each toy on the table is Iltoday.
lustrated by some book.
ADVERTISE FOR KILLERS
The adult group Is for Instruction
in the better use of leisure time,
News15 (INS)
New York, Nov.
and the diverse fields of literary
paper advertising was resorted to possibilities are shown by an IllusA. St P. Store system today trated map which is divided, into
by the
to apprehend the two gunmen who sections. The table has been very
held up one of their stores in Brook- instructively
arranged under the
lyn yesterday and shot and killed direction of Willie Hughes Smith.
the manager, Clarence C. Drake.
Miss Semmons has arranged a
ladder Illustrating many books and
ORDER INVESTIGATION
magazines, the type of work necessary for prospective librarians to

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Logan Port, Ind., Nov. 15 (INS)
Frederick Landls, 62 years old, Indiana's only successful republican
candidate for Congress in the election last week, died here early today at the County hospital.
Ill for three weeks of bronchial
pneumonia, Congressman-eleLandls succumbed at 3:23 a. m.
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organization,
at 7:30 o'clock tonight In the alumni gymnasium, in
preparation for the
game Saturday.
The rally will start with a program of yells and songs In the gymnasium and an exhibition of tumbling by the cheerleading
team.
This team has been taking a course
In tumbling under the supervision
of Mr. Hackensmlth of the department of physical education for the
past three weeks and will give its
first real exhibition tonight.
Several new yells also will be introduced and practiced. The "Best
Band in Dixie" will be on hand to
furnish appropriate music. Plans
are being made to have all members
of the varsity and freshman squads.
Head Coach Wynne, and Coach Tex
Cox of Tulane in attendance, and
a talk by some prominent faculty
member or alumni.
After the session In the gymnasium, the customary parade, led
by the band, will be held. The parade will form In front of the gvm,
continue down Limestone to Main
street, up Main to Rose, up Rose to
Maxwell, Maxwell to Lexington avenue, and back to the gym. Efforts
are being made to have the fire
truck to lead the parade. A short
session of yells and songs in lront
of the Lafayette hotel also is
planned during the course of the

zine "Today."

U. K. BAND

To Be Featured
As Vocal Soloist

TOWN IS PLANNED

today

was envisioned

Miss Ora Witte

BIG PARADE DOWN

(INS) A
highway

St. Clair, Mich., Nov. 15, (INS)
Posing as Mclvin Purvis, famous federal sleuth, landed Theodore C, Purol, 23, Richmond insurance agent In jail today.
Purol appeared at a beer garden here and announced: "I'm
Melvln Purvis, Department of
Justice."
"Yeah?" said the proprietor
with raised eyebrow.
"Yeah," said Purol. "I killed
Dlllinger and Pretty Boy Floyd."
"Pleased to meetcha," said the
beer garden man, as he departed to call the sheriff.
Purol was locked In a cell with
half a dozen detective magazines
to await action by federal authorities.
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Speech at Harrodsburg

Program Preceding T u I a n e
Game Will Open at

ENVISIONS HIGHWAY

Insurance Agent
Poses As Sleuth

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lane standpoint may be summarized as follows:
1. Tulane will be out to convince
itself that it "can take It" and
bounce back.
2. Tulane is tied with Alabama
for the Southeastern Conference
leadership with five games won,
none lost, and none tied.
3. Tulane was upset for the last
two years by Chet Wynne and his
Auburn Plainsmen, and they hold
Wynne In the highest respect
In October, 19X1, Coach Wynne,
then at Auburn, handed Tulane the
first defeat the Oreenles had received In the South since October,
1928.
Again last year, Wynne's
Plainsmen team handed the Green
Wave a 13 to 7 defeat, and Kentucky supporters hope this hold on victories over Tulane will not be brok
en this year. In 1931 the Tulane
team went to the Rose Bowl for the
annual New Year's Day game.
In Homer Robinson, Tulane wl'i
present the greatest line star since
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to Join her husband for the remainder of the trip, which will take the
President through the South on an
Inspection tour, ending in Warm
Springs, Georgia, winter home of
the Roosevelts.
The President will dedicate the
admonument in a
dress. MaJ. Oen. L H. Bash, Washington, quartermaster general of
the army, will unveil the monument
at a signal from Mr. Roosevelt.
A honorary welcoming
committee, Including Governor Ruby
has been appointed to welcome President Roosevelt and the
First Lady of the Land on their arrival.
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Laf-foo- n,

FACULTY STAFF

GREENIE CLASH

IS FINAL HOME
GAMEOFSEASON
Eight

Wildcat Regulars to

Make Final Row on

Stoll Field

GREENIES FAVORED TO
SHAKE WYNNE JINX
"Monk" Simons Expected to
Star; Wynne to Resort
to Trick Plays
Eight Wildcats will make their
last appearance before Kentucky
footba.1 fans tomorrow, when the
Cats and Tulane's Green Wave
clash on Stoll field at 2 p. m. They
are Captain Rupert, Wagner, Janes,
Darnaby, Pribble, Miller, and Jacobs, lineman; and Walker, quarterback.

Tulane Is favored by many dope-steto take the Big Blue, but Kentucky fans believe that Wynne can
maintain the Jinx he has held on
Total of 190 Enroll in Ken- the Oreenles since 1931, and
Wynne, in an effort to prove that
tucky Educational Associacharges
tion; Three CoiWes Have he can, has sent his strenuous through
one of the most
weeks
100 per cent Enrollment
they
pxDerienced since "the
,
Chetter" took over tne
A total of ioo faculty and staff
The Wildcats have scrimmaged
members have enrolled In the Ken- every day
this week in an effort
tucky Education association for thir
year, according to R. K. Salyers. to Improve their offense, and the
decepwill see quite a bit
research assistant In the office of fans in this department. of
the president, who is conducting tion great array of backfleld stars
A
the membership campaign.
wl.l take the field tomorrow. KenThree colleges, Commerce, Edu- tucky boasts of Johnson, Prltchard,
cation, and Engineering, have Joined and Ayres; while Tulane has such
100 percent.
Of those colleges who players as "Little Monk" Simmons,
have not yet gained 100 percent who is being hailed as
enrollment, the staff of the College
fullCaptain Loftln,
of Agriculture as present has the back; Bryan, who ran 101 yards for
greatest percentage of memberships, a touchdown against Georgia Tech
with the college of Arts and Sci- last year; Mintz, and Lodrigues. Beences next and the college of Law sides these star backs Tulane has
third. Over half of the heads of the another great player In Homer
various administrative staffs have Robinson, center, who is being
also Joined.
hailed as the greatest center ever
The Kentucky Education associa- produced at the Louisiana school.
ention Is the one organization
He was mentioned as an
gaged in by aU persons connected
last year and seems to be
every headed for the same honor this
with educational work, and
member of the faculty and staff of year.
the University Is eligible for memThe Cats will endeavor to mainbership. President Frank L. McVey, tain the Jinx that Coach Wynne
a letter to all members of the holds on the Tulane team. In 1931
Valuable Chinese Painting, in
faculty, has urged everyone who is Tulane's Rose Bowl team had great
Believed 700 Years Old,
eligible to Join. The membership difficulty in suppressing Wynne's
Shown to Artists
fee is only $1.50 this year. This Auburn Plainsmen. In 1932. Wynne's
includes membership in both the greatest year at Auburn, Tulane
An ancient and valuable Chinese district and state organizations, en- suffered Its first defeat at the
scroll painting was exhibited at titles the member to admission to hands of a southern team since 1928,
MaxweU Place last Wednesday all meetings of the association, and
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subscription to the
night by Mrs. Frank L. McVey to a to a
Kentucky School Journal. All thosn
group of friends and art students.
The painting, which was in the who have not yet enrolled are urged
form of a scroll 40 feet long and to do so at once by sending, the

MEMBERS JOIN

Washington, Nov. 15,
(INS)
President Roosevelt will leave here
today to inspect an economic
late
empire peculiarly his own, the Tennessee Valley, where Is being constructed a country.
to
hop
Tlroro, th Proeldont
prove his theory that a people like
the American people can be sufficient unto themselves.
The trip beginning this afternoon
will carry the President through
the Tennessee Valley area from top
to bottom There will be, in addition, other stops, the first one in
Harrodsburg, Ky., tomorrow morning.
At Harrodsburg the executive will
leave the train for a motor trip to
the first settlement of the pioneers,
a historical spot in Kentucky, and
one marked by a monument which
the President will dedicate.
From Harrodsburg, the President
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Harrodsburg, Ky., Nov. 15 Pinal
plans for the entertainment of the
President of the United 8tates.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, who will
make a short visit here tomorrow
to dedicate a federal pioneer memorial monument, were completed today.
The University of Kentucky band,
official band of the ceremony, will
escort the President and will play
several pieces during the celebration.
The Louisville police, the Kentucky National guard, and the newly organized state police, have been
called upon to send details to handle the crowd of 40,000 or more exSeveral
pected here tomorrow.
thousands have already arrived, and
beginning at an early hour tomorrow morning, huge crowds are expected to gather near the scene of
the dedication ceremonies.
The President's special train is
expected to arrive in Burgln, near
here, early Friday morning, in time
for the President and his party to
motor here for the ceremony.
Included in the party are Secretary of State Cordell Hull, Secretary of the Interior Harold Ickes,
David E Lilenthal, H. A. Morgan,
and A. E. Morgan of the Tennessee
Valley Authority.
Senator Alben
Barkley, who will Introduce the
President, as well as Washington
newspaper correspondents,
will be
In the party.
Mrs. Roosevelt plans to fly to
Danville from New York, where she
has a speaking engagement today, covpml fwt. wirie was loaned to Mrs.
McVey by a friend who obtained it
while in China, when it was put
on the market shortly after the
palace of the prince who had owned
it was sacked by bandits. It represents a royal Chinese hunting scene
and is painted on silk with colored
inks. The artist whose signature it
bears lived about 1250 A.D., which
Secretary of Navy Swanson would Indicate the scroll s probable
Discloses Plans to Improve age is about 700 years. the painting
authenticity of
the Navy's Defenses on the is The
strengthened by a number of
Pacific
seals placed upon it by various au- thorities and critics who have'
viewed It from time to time.
By KINGSBURY SMITH
The exhibition of the scroll was
International News Service
preceded by the showing of a serStaff Correspondent
ies of lantern slides by Prof. E. W.
(INS)
Washington, Nov. 15.
Rannells of the Art department,
There were definite Indications to- showing paintings of the same perday that the United States has de- iod from various American
and
cided to strengthen its defense sys- Chinese collections.
tem in the Pacific Irrespective of
well
exceptonally
"The scroll Is
Tokyo's sensitiveness over Ameri- done,
and In fine condition," Procan naval plans.
seals
Rannells
hope virtually abandoned fessorsignatures stated. "If the the
With
are authentic,
American delegation to the and
that the
painting Is undoubtedly very
Loudon Naval discussions can induce Japan to abandon its naval
equality demands. Secretary of the
Navy Swanson had disclosed plans
for the expenditure ot millions of
dollars next year to improve the
navy's defensive efficiency in the
Pacific.
He disclosed the navy was con
sidering sending the giant airship
ibiacou on a test lUghi to Hawaii
next summer to determine lu "war
New York. Nov. 15, (INS) The
qualities;" that the navy was ask- boys at Columbia are simply all
ing $l,b00,000 to complete improveagog over knlttuig, my deuh!
ment of Pearl Haruor, Hawaii, for
That is to say, knitting has inAmerican warships; and that the vaded the campus with a great
navy would seek muds tor uie con- ...l..u.r ami maolllinirv
tlOU lltt- struction of a new dirigible for use ting around clubblly clacking the
with the scouting force of Uie needles wtih much dignity ana solfleet.
under
emnity and
At the same tune, the Navy de- the classy name of
partment opened bids lor the conTo date the club has eight memstruction oi a new aircralt hanger bers, with a president, lour
in Hawaii.
a treasurer and "great
Disclosure of the plans at this prospects." Daniel M. Friedman,
seen In some quarters as sophomore, who gave birth to the
time were
a warning to Japan that its ada- idea several days ago and wound
mant stand tor me right to buiid up as president, explains It:
a navy as powerful as uie Ameri"Knitting," he says, "has a charm
can uecl uuo lending to increase all Us own, just like book or stamp
uaval activuy in Hint country.
collectmg. Did you ever knit? Weil,
Ttie uisciosure fouowed quickly in you have to before you can underthe wake of Loudon reporu credit,-iii- g stand what It means."
"reliable'' American quarters
Why did they decide to take It
with kuung uus cuuuuy wa
up?
to maintain existing naval
"Why should we sit around wastratios by outbuilding Japan If the ing our tune in idle contemplation
Nippon empire scraps the naval or boredom between classes?" Daniel counters and that is that.
treaties.

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Rare Old Scroll

Is Exhibited by

Mrs.F.L.lVrVey

U.S. PLANS TO

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Alpha Delta Siffma

Holds Initiation

Alpha Delta Sigma, honorary advertising fraternity, held Initiation
last Tuesday night in The Kernel
business office, located In the basement of McVey hall.
The following were initiated:
Jack Crain. Delta Tau Delta; Jay
Lucian, Phi Kappa Tau: and John
Goldsmith, Alpha Tau Omega.
Membership In this organization
is based on Interest and actual work
done in the field of advertising.
So far this year the fraternity has
taken charge of the advertising of
the Vesper programs.
Officers of the group include:
Carrol
David Dlfford, president;
and Ike
Weisiger,
Moore, secretary. The faculty advisors are R. D. Mclntyre of the
Commerce college, and James
manager of student
Shropshire,
publications.

Aye Say Theah Old Chap,
Quick, My Sewing Needle

Knita-Nata-N-

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But there Is some distention.
Some of the other collegians call it
u
pres"sissy" The
ident thinks that's Jealousy, though,
and Dean Herbert E. Hawkes chuc
kles every time it's mentloued and
says it's "amusing." The dean, who
points out that "knitting Isn't quite
up my alley" but that "all students
who want to should be allowed to
Knita-Nata-N-

knit."
It
He said: "It's very amusing.
adds to the Joy of living to see
people silly enough to do things
like that."
Does he approve?
"Why, it's Just a Joke and one
approves of amusing things, doesn't
one?"
Despite the shouts of "sissy !" and
the official razz, however, the eight
take it very seriously. The club was organlzied
"for the purpose of fostering knitting and Inducting self expression
by means of needlework," they de
Clare, and they're going to start
knitting their winter underwear.
Knlta-Nata-N-

Kampus
Kernels

All students whose parents attended the University are invited to
attend the next meeting of Alma
Magna Mater which will be held
from 5 to 7 p. m. Monday, November
A picnic supper
18 in Dicker hall.
will be served.

The Men's Student council will
meet at 5 p. m. Monday, November
19.
It is Imperative that all mem
bers be present.
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Anyone who wishes to have snapshots in the Kentucklan, please turn
the pictures In to Elizabeth Ann
Millard, 115 East Maxwell. They
must be In by the first of December.
The class In Advanced Livestock
Judging, Animal Industry, 108, will
meet Friday, November 18, at 3
o'clock.
Anyone interested in Joining the
has not yet been'
approached, may apply to Mlsa
Averill, Helen Jones, or Betty Eorle.
WAA. and who

Hockey tournaments of the W. A.
next week on Monday, Tuesday
and Wednesday.
Make-u- p
practices will be on Thursday and Friday; also Monday and
Tuesday of the following week.
A. will be held

Volley ball, a minor sport of the
W. A. A., will begin on the week

atfer Thanksgiving.

No horseback riding classes will
be held this afternoon, but there

will be classes tomorrow morning
from 9:30 till 11:30 and tomorrow
afterncvn from 2:00 till 4:00.

There will be a radio In the
Browsing Room ot the Library this
morning from 9 to 11 o'clock In
order that those students not In
class may be able to hear the dedication services at Harrodsburg.
The Home Economics club will
hold its monthly meeting in the
Agriculture bullduig at 7:30 p. m.,
Monday, instead of at Honeycrest
as formerly had been decided.

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SCANDAL
SNICKERINGS

Boo" Houlihan on her dressing
table. . . (We only heard) . . .She says
he has "Such big eyes.'

Phldelt

Bobby

Moore

recently

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You Never Can Tell

CAMPUS
PERSONALITIES

appearance wearing a
pair of spat. .Phldelt Charles Banbreaks forth witn ine expianHiiuii
that "Bobby has to wear them be
cause he hasn't any socks."

made

Mrs. Luclan called her son John
Anthony Luclan, because she likes
Slemakv Donald McOurk declares
names, but when he
that he and Virginia Throgmorton went to high school and played on
once had a childhood romance...
football team, the boys Just
He goes further to say that The the
called him Jay. Jay belongs to Phi
romance hasn't died."
Kappa Tau fraternity, and you've
no doubt read his, "8een Prom the
Ooln' Chi Omega
Phldelt
Kernel. He's
Press Box"
The South Lime boys deserted Ye' sports editor, In the without reaand not
Kappa Ladies on Wednesday
little
Been Itoldln' Out on V Lll?
night and Journeyed enmass to the son for he partakes In. practically
Alnhnram Lll Smith has finally r'v.tn lrwiaff Rv the wav. we hear every sport except women a poh
taloBsomed forth with "another" 8AE thGt vr.11 hnvt ant the Rums Rusn DOXine.
wresmnR, iciiinn, until.
and
pin... she declares the first was a because you disturbed their meet- - football, swimming,
Congrats LU..We knew ing.
utw nln..
riding being a lew or nis lavonies.
vnu could do It... Oh yes. Oeorge
He raced automobiles for a while,
Chachle" CampbeU Is the donor
but had to stop because his mother
Is It Betty Bewlay. Jimmy?
Jimmy Irvin, the sweetheart of hates the sight of blood, so he too
Several persons may yet be sur- Chi Omeca. is still strutting his un aviation until his dad found out
prised to hear that Trldelt Anna stuff witri practically every member j and stepped on that. Jay has been
former Junior
i til., rtv i. campus celebrity, prom I nf .v.. chin lndire . . . But Jlmmv. in fiv aninmnhlle accidents, and
has we wonder who, among that large! has had his nose broken five times,
riiieen and
'
'eone and done It"... her husband representation. Is vour present big but the most daring thing he ever
which she acquired some time ago moment.
did was to dare the audience's
is Dan Hallenberg, Anchorage (near '
wrath by playing in a stock comLouisville).
Jason, My Hat, Cane and Shovel? pany.
I
We've turned detective. . .Trldelt
He played freshman football in
Who It the Chosen One Virginia? Annft boss Clark has been receiving 1932 and Is varsity tennis manager,
Rnm nf th romrjetltors are won- - some very affectionate love letters
M..nDi n,,.rH rnvnirvmnn. on
dering Who is Trldelt Virginia rLen- - irom some nairniiug oiuunn ui uic the advertising staff of the Ken- She has turned the tucklan, and a member of Strollers.
drick's big moment... Some say Slg-- i University... to
the writer. . .His fee
inh Rnh Sherman, freshman foot matter over
Jay may become a lawyer when
Billy ble attempts at unearthing dirt has
bailer... Others say Phldelt
what he really
brought the fact to light that "Phi-ta- u he graduates, is but write and travel.
Courtney.
to
Ed 'Scoop' 8hannon knows the wants to do start in both, having
He has a good
Another question that is puzzling source of those letters."
traveled in Canada, Brazil, Austria,
the horde of competitors at the TrlFrance, Spain, and
Switzerland,
delt lodge Is "Who Is occupying the
Italy, and having had a number of
thoughts of Blanche Griffin?"...
his minor works published.
One contender declares it Is Oeorge
Although fond of storms, dogs,
Swearlngsen . . . Another nominates
horses, veal cutlets, two brunettes
Hueh Brent... But Blanche, does
and a blond, Jay doesn't like snakes
Walt Hlllcnmeyer come In this
or people who try to be impressive.
category?
He can't make up his mind about
three women, but at the present
Tllmb Up on My Knee, Sonny Boy?
By EVELYN ROBINSON
'
time one of the brunettes has the
It has been an accepted fact dur- - j
Round one! Professor L. Yates vs. inside track.
ing the past few days that Phitau
"twit" Registrar Ezra L. Olllis Do men
Claude Terrell has a
Jay is Swiss on his father's side.
on Kadee plebette, Billie Walker. . teachers give higher grades to girls The ancestral home, 500 years old.
But the same old fate that hands than to boys? Do wotnon teachers still stands in Switzerland, and the
many of us a dirty deal has also favor the
in their classes? Or Luclan family has a coot nt ariua
does sex matter to a college
frowned down upon our fri'
granted by the king.
not fessor?
has
and h
Jay likes to ski but as yet hasn't
-making such fast time with
Men teachor eive .higher grades shown any inclination to yodel.
the Walker girl... Tls rumored that t0 girls," states Mr. Gillis.
several days ago Terrell was in the
,.Men glve tne hlgner grades to
News Flash
Kadee lodge... the radio was turn- and women glve tne hlgher
Unused (apparently) to such need on... an orchestra broke into to girls," states Mr. Yates,
of
the song "Out in the Co d Again
t
Both have taken , ,,,,, ,ns ,t farious activity as climbing out eswindows, Mr. Niel Plummer,
...Well our informers tell us that
take it... He onnoslHon .Claude Just couldn't
-'
.hf- their teemed Journalism instructor, had
broke forth and wept... (sort or opinions
perfect quite a difficult time in escaping
course)... (P. S. to Claude John- Kipling's are heading into a West Is from McVey hall one evening last
East and
"East
ny McKlnney wants it known that j West" situation. is
week when, exceeding the exit deadhe did not tell this item).
j
Mr. Gillis made his experiment on line In his zeal to give the freshall the colleges in Kentucky. Mr. man reporters their grades on time,
Two real "Beale Street Papas" Yates used the grades glvfen in he was locked in by an inconvenient, though dutiful Janitor.
have been found... It was last Sat- - t pan tom oclara Kir Via Antlra Vnn
" i 'VL.u " 7
urdav night in that famous section
of Memphis. Tenn.. that Jim Darna- SURVEY SCHOOLS
B0WI17
by and Charles "Slob" Vanaman lnfi
ln arriln at,
cn- were sighted. . .Our southern snoop- A survey study for Powell Counfor- Yates
er informs us that they were ac- - clus
ty schools is being done by the
r
th,at irVr,a,WaIu.
person. .From
companled by a third
English (?) This was true School Service bureau in the Colall descriptions this third person
every class in the English depart- - lege of Education under the direcwas none other than Jimmy "The .
merit wnicn is, ay me way, pre- - tion of Professor L. M. ChamberRlpper" Miller.
lain, head of the bureau. Reoruutiiumuiiy umjc tto tu jjiuiesaura. ganization
in the county school sysLeslie "Algie" Scott stepped out That makes round one a draw.
Boys are superior in math and tem and school buildings, and disamong them last Monday night
organization will be features of
when he attended the American Le other more technical subjects, but trict survey.
gion Ball at the gym... Leslie was the girls in the English classes the
stepping high, wide, and handsome ' showed more progress, attended
Bl LBS WILL BE PLANTED
with the ladles. . .his attire of tux- -' classes more regularly, and were
edo set him off as a real "Dapper more interested in their work than
I
About 700 tulip bulbs, given to
Dan."
the boys. Just where this puts us
by the Duntreath
j is a puzzle, and now things grow the University
Gardens, are being planted this
Nnff Sed, Eh Evelyn
worse.
Kanna plebette, Evelvn Robinson,
Your scholastic
standing will weelt ln tne Botanical gardens near
the little Miami cupcake, is hereby probably be O S or 0.6 If you are in whlte ha'1- - The garden will hold
ana nereon pumiciy accusea dv sev- - the "C" section in English, accord a complete assortment of tulips and
eral of her admirers of having a ing to Mr. Yates' observations. But iris in all colors and sizes.
terrific, gigantic, colossal and most if you are in the "B" section you
stupendous line.
will have a chance of making a
standing of 1.0. The "A" section
They Have a Greoeraphy Class
usually makes better than a 1.5
Here, Mary
standing. All sections, however,
Alphagam Mary Cooper, after see- showed that men gave
the higher
ing a German movie, was very much grades
to boys.
We have added to our staff
puzzled whv they didn't show any
But somewhere, perhaps