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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

TUESDAY EDITION
SEMI-WEEKL-

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LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, APRIL

WILDCATS OPEN
TENNIS

SEASON

Convocation At 10 a. m. Thursday
To Climax Peace Week Activities
UNDERSTANDING PEACE. NOT PEACE AND
UNDERSTANDING
Alt Emtomal

Courts Thursday

The

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Appendicitis Operation Tuts
Captain Dave Randall
Out For Season

court.
The team's chances were crippled
considerably when Dave Randall,
captain of the netmen, suffered an
attack of appendicitis and had to
be operated on Friday night. This
means that he will be out of action
the rest of the campaign and that
Francis Montgomery will take over
the duties of captain.
Due to the rain that has been
falling for the past three weeks,
the team has not been able to get
outside for practice as much as
they would like. The tournament
that is usually played among the
men to determine the best six players has not been run off and Coach
H. H. Downing will select the men
that he thinks are the best.
The six who will probably be
picked are Warfleld Donohue, who
has not had as much practice as
some of the others, but who shows
such ability that he will be either
No. 1 or No. 2 man, Captain Montgomery, Bob Evans, Oscar Wlsner,

Phil Englehardt and either Walter
Botts or R. Foster.

CLASSES DISMISSED
FOR PEACE CONVO

ion of international cacc is a vital
at the present time. The desire for peace is widespread, but the ability of the nations of the world to
keep out of war is being generally questioned.
Experience has taught us that peace cannot be maintained
by a vague desire. The forces that draw nations to war become' too strong in times of international stress to be resisted effectively by an unwilling but uninformed people.
The war hysteria is far too potent.
It is the duty of every intelligent student to give time and
thought to the study of the causes of war and to reach a definite position of understanding the underlying factors and
attendant circumstances of war.
The convocation Thursday morning and the forums to
be held tonight and Thursday night at Patterson hall arc
planned as a part of the national student movement to face

KENTUCKY
BEAT
INDIANIANS LAST YEAR

The University tennis team will
open their 1937 schedule Thursday
afternoon with Indiana University
as their opponents on the local

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10 a. m. In Memorial hall, for which
ell classes are to be dismissed, a
program of forums, panel discussions, and displays on peace will be
held this week on the campus,
opening on Monday evening and
continuing through until Friday.
The peace program includes a
forum on the "Present International Situation," to be held tonight at
the war question candidly and intelligently. Thinking stu7:30 o'clock In Patterson hall, which
dents will attend these meetings.
will be led by Dr. E. O. Trimble of
the political science department,
open to all students and faculty
members. A forum on the "Causes
and Cures of War" was led last
night by Dr. Leon W. Cohen of the
mathematics department, also in
connection with the peace program.
On Thursday morning. Dr. Walter Horton of Oberlin college
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will address the convocation in Me'Cat Track and Field Stars,
morial hall, which will be held at
10 a. m. Similar convocations will
Paced By Dave Rogan,
The first regimental parade
be held on the same day in univerof the school year will be
Put On Brilliant Finish To
sities and colleges throughout the
held at 11 a. m. Thursday,
Win 59 to 58
United States as a united demonApril 22, during the fourth
stration of American students'
hour class period.
By MACK HUGHES
strike against war.
Plans for the parade having
Making a brilliant comeback in
A panel discussion,
presenting
been made last November
four viewpoints on "How to Keep
the last few events on the program,
when the entire spring schedOut of War" will be held on Thursule of parades was drawn,
the University track and field stars
day evening, at 7:30 o'clock in Patmade it impossible for the denosed out the Vanderbilt thinlies,
terson hall. Topics which will be
partment of military science
59 to 58, last Saturday afternoon in
discussed Include militarism, preto postpone the parade, it was
paredness, pacifism, the League of
the first meet to be held on the
said.
Nations, foreign wars, and interStoll field track since its Improvenational peace. Students faculty
ment and reconstruction.
and townspeople are Invited to atwere paced by Dave
The Wildcats
tend.
Rogan, who placed first in the half
A feature of the program is the
library display which will be held
mile, mile, And two mile runs and
ceme in second in the
Physicists To Hear Dr. C. II. throughout theofweek. Posters and
cartoons some
which are original
aash, for an individual point total
Robertson Elaborate On
works of University students, books,
of 18 markers. Though upset in
pamphlets, and exhibits, ail perdashes, Ben
Bushmen's Weapon
the 100- - and
taining to peace, will be on display
Willis, captain of the Blue team,
came back to win both hurdle races
Dr. C. H. Robertson, nationally in the main room of the Library.
to gain second in Individual totals known science lecturer, will deliver
with 13 points.
sponsorship
Coach Stripplin of the Wildcats an address under the
began preparations yesterday for of Sigma Pi Sigma, national honorthe meeting with Berea, here, next ary physics society, at 7:30 o'clock
Saturday.
tonight in the physics lecture room
Dr. Hobart Ryland, head of the
SUMMARY:
in Kastle hall as one of a series of department of romance languages,
Rogan (K), Harrow (V).
run
Mil
lectures being made at leading will act as Interpreter of "Les
Time 4:60.8.
comRidicules," a
(K). universities
dash Black (V), Willi
throughout the mid- edy by Moliere, to be French
presented by
Time ..
daah Noel (V), Rogan (K). west. His subject will be "The a group of Asbury College students
Time :50..
A Gyroscoplcally Pro- at 7:30 o'clock Friday night, May
Pole vault Campbell (V), Wllhcrspoon Boomerang
23. in the auditorium of the UniHeight 11 feet, 3 Inches.
(V).
cessed Airfoil."
120 high hurdles
Willis (K), Mathews
Dr. Robertson is a man of wide versity Training School.
(V). Time :ia.
The entire program will be given
High jump Carlisle (K), Curtis (K). and varied experiences which have
Height 6 leet, 9 Inches.
taken him to ail parts of the world. in French, but Dr. Ryland will give
Rogan (K), Hllllard After graduate work at the Univerexplanations on the subject matter
Half mile run
(Kl. Time 2:03.8.
of the play. Other features of the
dash Black (V), WW is (K). sity of Chicago and at University program
will be scenes from
of California, he was associated
Time .22.3.
Broad Jump Ryan (V), Carlisle (K). with the faculties of South Dakota "Le Voyage de M. Perrlchon," and
Distance 21 feet, 3'i Inches.
some musical numbers.
Two mile run Rogan IK), McGlnnls State College and Purdue UniverAll members of the French clubs
sity. During the World War he was
(VI.
Time 10:54.5.
Ray IV), Nevers (K). with the Allied armies in Russia, and classes are invited to attend
Discus throw
Distance 12D.S feet.
Siberia, and China. Following the the program which will last about
Shot put Ray (V), Simpson (K). Disconflict, he was Honorary Technical one hour and twenty minutes.
tance 46 feet, 3 Inches.
low hurdles Willis (K), Overly Adviser to the Ministry of Indus-tiie- s,
(V). Time :2.3.
Republic of China. Since 1931 MISS AVERILL TO NEW YORK
Simpson (K), Combs
Javelin throw
he has been conducting private
IK). Distance 173 feet, 3 Inches.
Miss Rebecca Averill, instructor
MUe relay won by Vanderbilt.
Team studies in research in American
composed
of Lusky, Williams, Noel, and education.
In physical education, left Satur1:31.
Black. Time
day for New York where she will
attend three meetings of physical
BACTERIOLOGY LECTURE
PLANS ARE FORMED
education groups. She will return
FOR CAMERA CLUB Dr. Philip R. Edwards, of the Ag- Monday, April 26.
ricultural Experiment Station, will
Plans for formation of a photog- speak before the University Bacraphy club were discussed by 15 teriological Society tonight at 7:30
men students Friday at a meeting o'clock in Kastle hail on "Present
Trends in the Classification of the
In the "Y" rooms In the Armory. Salmonelias."
secretary of the LexJulian Cox,
ENGINEERS TO MEET
ington Camera club and instructor
in the department of anatomy and
Thomas H. Cutler, Kentucky state
physiology, was selected as faculty
The year's series of
highway engineer and alumnus of
adviser.
dances will be brought
University, will be one of the
David Lewis, Mlddletown, Ohio, the
to a close Saturday, May 15,
temporary chairman, featured speakers at the annual
was elected
when the last of Dean T. T.
while Robert Young, Winchester, banquet of the meeting of the KenJones' sponsored hops will be
Charles Browning, Louisville, tucky society for professional enand
held in the Alumni gym from
were named to compose a program gineers Friday evening, April 23
9 until 12 o'clock. Admission
committee, which announced that and 24, at the Brown hotel, Louiswill be 25 cents per couple or
Mr. Cox will give a photographic ville. This meeting, which was origstag.
demonstration Friday night at his inally scheduled for January, was
postponed because of the flood.
office.

VANDY DEFEATED

Cadet Parade
Scheduled For

MEET

IN TRACK

a.m.Thursday

440-ya- rd

220-ya- rd

Lances will hold its official initiation at 6:30 p. m. Sunday, April
25, at the Patio.
SuKy will meet

at

p. m. today
In the basement of the Alumni
gymnasium.
It Is important that
all be present.
S

Omega Phi Alpha will meet at
7:15 o'clock tonight in the Y. M. C.
A. rooms.

The Y. M. C. A. Freshman cabinet will meet at 7:15 o'clock tonight in the "Y" rooms.
The Y. W. C. A. social service
group will meet at 3 p. m. in the
Woman's building to hear a discussion on the "Education of the Negro," by Miss Viola Johnson of the
Constitutional school.
Initiation for Theta Sigma Phi
will be held at 7:30 o'clock Friday
evening in the Woman's building.
Theta Sigma Phi will hold their
Initiation at 7:30 o'clock Friday in
the Woman's building.
Major Thomas Murphy,

army

medical examiner, will be at the
Armory beginning at 2 o'clock tomorrow afternoon to examine R. O.
T. C. graduates applying for 1 year's
active service under the Thomas-so- n

act.

Tumbling under the auspices of
the W. A. A. is being held at 4 p. m.
each day In the Woman's gymnasium. All members should be present.

There will be a meeting of the
A. W. S. at 5 p. m. Wednesday in
the Woman's building.
There will be a Stroller meeting
in room 203 of
the Administration building.

4 o'clock Wednesday

NEW SERIES NO.

TO BE SPEAKER

Seating Arrangements

James Miller Chos
en As Business Managers
To Succeed Ike Moore
And Ernie Shovea

Al Vogel,

KYIAN EDITOR

May Be Made

Ryland To Interpret

Asbury French Play
es

Campus Hops

Will Conclude

May 15

us

Addresses by Dr. Frank L. McVey
and Brownie Leach, publicity director of Keeneland, awards to outstanding women students, and
pledging to womens' honorarles on
the campus will be features of the
Womens' Administrative Council's
banquet, to be held on Wednesday,
April 21, at 7 o'clock in the Com-

mons.
All tickets must either be purchased or reserved by Wednesday noon in order that definite
seating arrangements may be
made.
They may be bought
from members of the W. A. C. or
they may be reserved in the office of the Dean of Women.
On the program are the Women's
Olee club and a sextet composed of
members of Phi Beta, honorary
musical fraternity, in musical selections. A parody skit will carry
out the motif of horse racing which
Is being used for decorations, invitations, and entertainment.
Awards will be made at the banquet to the outstanding Junior women by the Association of Women
Students, and Mortar Board will
present cups to the freshman with
the highest scholastic standing and
to the freshman residents of Patterson hall having the neatest room.
Theta Sigma Phi will present an

award to the freshman in the department of journalism with the
highest scholastic standing, and
freshman women who have made
perfect standings will be honored.

Cwens, sophomore womens' honorary, and Chi Delta Phi, national
literary honorary, will hold pledging services. Newly elected officers of the Association of Women
Students, of W. A. A. and of the Y.
W. C. A. will be announced and presented to the women attending the
banquet.

YM,

YV To Sponsor

Spring Excursion
All Students Who Desire To
Attend Should Make

Reservations

A spring outing for all students
will be sponsored by the Y. W. C. A.
and the Y. M. C. A. next Saturday

afternoon at Camp Otonka on the
Kentucky
river providing
the
weather permits.
Everyone will meet in front of
the Administration building at 1:30
and busses will be furnished for
transportation. The group will return at 7 o'clock. A charge of 15
cents per person will cover the
cost of food and transportation.
Persons wishing to make this trip
please get in touch with Anne Bishop or Walter Botts, chairman of
the respective groups.

Vandenbosch Given
$500 Study Grant
Dr. Amry Vandenbosch, head of
the department of political science,
has been given a $500 grant by the

Social Science Research council of
New York to make a study of the
Netherlands' foreign policy and
diplomacy.
Doctor Vandenbosch
will leave following completion of
the first summer school term and
will be away from the University
until February, 1938.
This is the third grant which
Doctor Vandenbosch has received
from the research council. In 1929
he was granted a $3,500 fellowship
to make a study of the Netherlands' colonial policy and administration in the East Indies. He received a $500 grant in 1933 to aid
in the publication of his book on the
government
and nolitlcs of the
Netherlands' East Ladies.

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Ross Chepeleff, Roger
Brown Named Editors
Of Kernel, Kentuckian

PHI BETA TO ulVE
Dr. Walter Horton Will Be
MUSICAL SELECTIONS
Guest Speaker At
Convocation
Ilonoraries Will Pledge and
Announce Awards At
Featuring a general convocation
Banquet
on Thursday morning, April 22, at

Eminent Lecturer
To Fling Boomerang

Kampus
Kernels

DOCTOR M'VEY

Program of Forums,

Downingmen, Hampered Dy
Lack Of Practice, Meet
Hoosiers On Campus

MEMORIAL HALL

20, 1937

Panel AT WACBANQUET
Discussions, and Displays
On Peace To Be Held
All Tickets Must Be Bought
All This Week
By Wednesday Noon So

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VOL. XXVII.

CONVOCATION

GEORGE M. SPENCER
RETIRNG KERNEL ED

Lathrem, Kerler,

Patterson

Appointed To Kernel
Executive Board

Ross J. Chepeleff, Detroit, Mich.,
Junior in the College of Arts and
Sciences, was named
lf
of The Kernel, and Roger Brown,
Afhland,
of the 1938
Kentuckian at the annual meeting
Of th
Rnnrrl nf Rtnrlpnt. Piihllr.
tions held yesterday afternoon In
McVey halL
The new Kernel editor is
of Delta Sienna Chi. hon
orary Journalistic fraternity, mem- oer or tne cosmopolitan club. Alpha
Delta Sigma, advertising fraternity,
Gulemol nlavers. anrl fnr thm mutt
year was editor of Sour Mash cam
pus numor publication. Before his
appointment he was managing-editof The KerneL
Roger Brown is president of AlROGER BROWN
pha Tau Omega social fraternity,
member of Omicron Delta Kappa,
leadership honorary. Scabbard and
Blade, honorary military fraternity,
and Lances, Junior honorary.
Alfred H. Vogel, Schenectady, N.
Y., was named business manager of
The Kernel. He is a member of
Alpha Sigma Phi social fraternity,
Columbia Chain To Present was advertising manager of The
Program From UK Listen-Cent- Kernel before his appointment, and
of Alpha
Post At Lots Creek is a member honorary. Delta Sigma,
advertising
James MilOn May 2
ler, Wayland, was appointed business manager of the Kentuckian.
A small log cabin on remote Lots He is a member of Sigma
Phi
Creek in Southwestern Knott counsocial fraternity.
ty will serve as a temporary radio
Other positions on The Kernel
studio for a Columbia Broadcast staff as approved by the board on
ing System program from 2:45 to leccommendation of the new editor
3:15 p. m. Sunday, May 2.
are: Managing editor, Raymond T.
The location from which the pro Lathrem, Stamping
Assogram will come is one of the Uni- ciate editor, George Ground; Kerler,
Henry
versity of Kentucky's 25 radio lis- Clifton, N. J.; and News editor,
tening centers established in the Malcolm Patterson, Lexington.
Isolated sections of the Kentucky
Raymond Lathrem Is president of
mountains.
Dr. Frank L. McVey Phi Sigma Kappa social fraternity,
will tell In a brief talk the role member of Lances,
Junior
of radio in mountain education. honorary, and treasurer of men's
Delta
David M. Young, curator of the Sigma Chi, Journalism fraternity.
University's geological museum, will Before his appointment he was asdeliver an address on the geog- sistant editor of The Kernel.
raphy of the Kentucky mountains.
George Kerler is a member of
The program will include Inter- Sigma Nu social fraternity and for
views with mountain people, in the past year has served as a special
which their customs and mode of writer on The Kernel.
living will be brought out, perform
Malcolm Patterson Is a spoho-mo- re
ances of mountain dance music,
in the CoUege of Arts and
renditions of mountain ballads, and Sciences, a pledge to Alpha Sigma
an explanation of the University's Phi social fraternltv.
listening center plan.
i past year has been
an
The broadcast will emenate from news editor of The Kernel.assistant
Lots Creek post office, which
the
Retiring heads of
is named Cordia. This log cabin George M. Spencer, The Kernel are
f:
forms the nucleus of the Lots Creek Ross Chepeleff, managing-edito- r;
community center under the leaderWilliam Arthur, assistant managing-eship of Miss Alice Stone. The ob- ditor;
and
news
ject of the center is to raise the in- editor. Retiring Dave Salyers, Kenheads of the
tellectual life of the community tuckian are James Anderson,
through the circulation of books,
and
the organization of clubs, the pro- business manager. Earnest Shovea,
motion of a recreational program,
Contracts for engraving, and
and the effective use of radio.
photography
for the 1938 KenTo overcome the difficulty of a tuckian were also approved by
lack of telephones in this district, board at its meeting yesterday. th
The
which has caused considerable wor- Re pro Engraving company
of Cinry to tke engineers of the broad- cinnati was awarded
the engraving
casting system, a portable short contract, and Lafayette
wave transmitter will be brought photography contract. Studio the
In. The program will be short
Members of the
waved for a distance of seven or Publications are Board of Student
Professor Enoch
eight miles to Hazard, where a re- Grehan, head of the department
of
ceiver will pick up the broadcast Journalism; James S.
Shropshire,
and feed it into the telephone lines director of student publications;
D.
serving the network.
H. Peak, business manager
of the
University; Dean L. J. Horlacher of
MAGAZINE PRINTS
the College of Agriculture; Virginia
HOPEWELL ARTICLE Robinson, president of the A. W. S.;
Labe Jackson, president of the
An article entitled "Pity the Men's Student Council; and Dick
Typesetting Machine," written by Butler, president of the senior class.
Billy Hopewell, sophomore In the
V. K. DELEGATES AT MEET
College of Arts and Sciences, apne
peared with a
in the April
Dr. W. S. Taylor, dean of the
issue of the Inland Printer, one of College
the country's leading publications liams, of Education, and J. D. Wildirector of the Training
for printers, which is published in School, left Sunday for
Gainesville,
Chicago.
Fla., to attend a conference on
The article, which was 1000 words "Cooperative
Study of Child
in length, was written for feature Growth and Development" to be
writing class under the instruction held at the University of Florida.
of Niel Plummer last semester.
Six universities will be represented.
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who In turn succeeded George M. Spencer, Phi Sigma Kappa, as editor. Ike M. Moore, Delta Tau Delta, Is retiring business manager; George 11. Kerler, Sigma Nu. takes up his duties as associate editor, and Malcolm Patttison
elected editor-la-chisucceeds David H. Salyers (not pictured) as news editor. The new executive board la composed of Chepeleff. Lathrem, Kerler, and Patterson,
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HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN

To die New Editor of The Kernel:
It doesn't seem quite right for me to be styling
an editorial thusly, but I guess you can under
stand how I feel. This is the last opportunity
I'll get to throw my junk into these columns. I
advise you not to take it too seriously; just put
it down as a whim.
There's not a thing I can tell you about this
iob that you don't know already. We have
worked side by side for a year, and though the
result may not have been brilliant, the paper
has come out every time it was scheduled to
come out. There is no use for me to try to tell
you anything about The Kernel, so I want you
to understand that I'm doing this merely for my
own satisfaction.
But some day, Chep, when you're sitting in
type
this chair, playing on this brow-beate- n
writer, and somebody opens the door and the
copy paper blows all over the room, and you're
worried there is libelous matter in the scandal
column, and the b. m. (God bless him) wants
you to run a free reader's adv., and Billy comes
up and tells you we're four inches short for the
first run, and they hand you a letter from an
alumnus who says this is a heck of a way to run
a university, anyway well, you may want to
slink off somewhere and hide.

And then you read Theo and laugh, and Ker-ler writes a young masterpiece, and Johnson and
Harris are carrying the chips on their shoulders
at just the right angle, and you grab a nice clean
sheet from the press, and Profes
what a
calls up and says, 'by G
sor
fine editorial that isl" and then you can say to
yourself: not so bad for a bunch of kids who are
just going to school anyway.
There'll be many times when you won't want
to admit it, but you've got a lot to be thankful
for. We hardly know what the word censorship
means. But we shouldn't forget that the lack
of it implies a trust. Some college editors, even
in schools which have a more noted liberal tradition than Kentucky, aren't so lucky. That
lack should be respected, because the words in
the masthead are "official newspaper" and people off the campus sometimes take that to mean
that our columns express the sentiment of the
University and its administrators, which isn't
the case at all.
Yes, you are fortunate to have a department
faculty which wants you to work with them and
not for them. When you make a mistake, they
will laugh and tell you about the time they got
scooped or the time they pied a form or messed
a line up in a climactic editorial. And don't
forget about the men who hold the plant together, Prof. Grehan and Shrop and Dave, because this always ought to temper your attitude
towards the paper and the plant: The Kernel
came up from nothing, built itself through
sheer hard work and singleness of purpose into
one of the finest printing plants in the state, and
it was these men and men such as these who
did it, and if you sometimes feel, as you will,
that maybe it's just not like this in other colleges, remember that you can count on youi
fingers the colleges that have their own plants,
and don't have to run downtown to have some
indifferent printer throw the paper together.
Never forget, Ross, that no matter how hard
you try you'll never put out a paper to suit everybody or even almost everybody; you'll never
maniacs,
be 'dean enough for the
nor will you ever carry enough of sports for the
Bradley hall boys, of scandal for the collegianas,
of society for the socialites, of editorials for this
group or that; as another college editor said,
it's like winking at a girl in the dark; it's good
exercise, but you get no results.
And by the same token, no matter how good
you are, or bad, you will be considered a college newspaperman and no more, just as the
grizzled and hard bitten veteran is considered a
journalist.
And last of all, remember that when it comes
to bare facts, The Kernel is not a publicity sheet
for the University, and no matter how bromidic
it sounds, your real responsibility is to the student body and to no one else. You know that I
think the punch in a college paper should be on
the editorial page, and, Ross, I think you're the
G. M. S.
man who can put it there.
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SPEAKING IN SUPERLATIVES:
By EALT1I E. JOITNSOIf
The most exciting letter to receive is the one
which hints about a package being sent... the
ATHS ARE CONVEROINO, yours and mine. Once, upon this
most disillusioning letter to receive is the one
I will find ma a wife. who. as I. traveled a Quarter of
from your best friend back home in which is re
century a third of our promised life towards this meeting.
counted all the fickle doings of your heartbeat.
Who knows today that you and I might not take the same road to. . . the most welcome letter to receive is the inmorrow? Who knows? Eagerly, I look forward to that morrow.
party... the most
Each sun rise permissions me one more prize package, contained In
vitation to a snazzy week-enreceive is the one from an un which la life or death.
amusing letter to
As strange as the vast strangeness of your own birth is the strangeness
known fan... the most exasperating letter to
of tomorrow. Do you know you are free of will? I do not know, nor do I
receive is the one beginning, "Your bill is long wish It so, for I am enroute as dl-overdue
".. .the most embarrassing letter to rected and ordained. Responsible As proof la death, inescapable
receive is the one you open by mistake. . .and for nothing I think or do, contented which Jerks you out of conscious
ness
returns you to the
the most disappointing letters are the ones you with my lot, for who am I to object whichand with its all) with earth
(or
all It
to the gods, I have my purpose, will contains, was snapped off of the
expect and never getl
am unable to

ANYWHERE

ANY TIME

Call

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Editor-in-Chie-

M. Moore

Thio Nadflstiin

1937

For

This Campus
and
That World

P

COMPLETE CAMPUS COVERAGE
George M. Spencer
Ross J. Chepeleff
David H. Saxyerj

The Campus

Tuesday, April 20,

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DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT -- "I'm afraid
there are two of you
I

THEORIES:

If
WE SENIORS
could be freshmen again,
could have a chance to start anew,
were able to make a fresh start,
and live our college lives all over. . .
WE SENIORS
in all probability,
would do exactly the same things
again
and have just as much fun.'

do my Job because I
avoid It.
If It la my purpose to occupy
position of reformer I munt not
note the savage attack of critics so
ordained, for I am to be so regard
less. Those little things will
cared for. Meanwhile I shall
eager for tomorrow, eager for the
Job by which I will contribute my
bit and earn my fare. Eager for
the wife I will have, or not; for the
friends, for my "chips,'' eager lor
my enemies.
Eaeer as I am now for life, Its
nromlses and fulfillments. I shall
be eager for death In lta time.
cannot fear death then for I know
the gifted senses I now enjoy shall
be dulled. I must then look for
relief in release. Freedom to re
turn to the dust of which I really
am. to the dust by which I am re
lated to the universes, to all of the
fathomless space, to each or mil'
lions of stars, more closely and re
cently to this solar system, men
man to man my life with lta dust
belongs.

sun, which is from a larger sun ad
infinitum from a oneness.

E. E. Cummlntrs poetically de
scribes his kinship to the oneness
of the earth:

THI LARGEST

PROVIDES

FLEET

THE

WIDEST CHOICE OF ACCOMMODATIONS
This yaar tha Old World

when god lets my body be

etend an

Irre-litti-

invitation to go. Pori calabratat bar

International.

From each brave eye shall sprout
a tree
fruit that dangles therefrom

J.J

the purpled world will dance upon
Between my lips which did sing

In England there will ba attractions by tha
core.. .regattas, Tattoos, international porting ovantt. Evorywhoro th continuous pag-

WxJ

eantry of ordinary and extraordinary life
excites and invites you. learn how Inexpensive Tourist Class to Europe really Is. ..in any
of tha 19 famous ships of Cunard White Star.

BUY A

Y0U CAN
ROUND TRIP

a rose shall beget the spring
that maidens whom passion wastes
will lay between their little breasts
My strong fingers beneath the snow

SAIL IN A

"20,000 TONNER"

They're big, modern steady liners... tha
CARINTHIA,
FRANCONIA,
SAMARIA,
SCYTHIA, tACONI A. ..perfect vocation,
time ships. Make yours leisurely 8 or

Into strenuous birds shall go
my love walking In the grass

9 day crossing. ..with time for everything
thes great liners providei
deck space for sportsi gay social rooms
for dances . . parties. And you save, too
...the low per day rate means mora vacation pleasure at remarkably little cast.
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Slat, 1131 Euclid Are., Cleveland, Ohio

their wings will touch with her face

OFFER CAMPUSALUTES:
and all the while shall my heart be
1. To the peace education program being ofWith the bulge and nuzzle of the
sea
fered us stoogents this week through forums
and convocation... because if were going to
So proud shall I be
With the bulge and nuzzle of the
learn about maintaining national peace, we'd
sea."
better learn now, while we still have it.
How can death be feared by me
hands over
When "each brave eve shall BDrout
Spencer, who
2. To
a tree"?
hi duties on the Kernel today. . .because hes
am eager I
has more "grief
I
done so well with a job that
than "chief" in itl
By GEORGE KERLER
5. To the campusweetheart who manages to
best attended class of the
have lots of gal friends. . .because thats proof
I semester met at neeneiana ow,
urday and as usual we had not
of a really swell personality, women being what
Newspaper Writing, by New
learned our lessons, (1) Don't bet
they are about other wimmenl
on the races and (2) How to pick
York City editor. Invaluable
4. To the stoogent who can study for an exam 'em.
to students $1. National JourIt has occurred to us many times
two days before it's scheduled rather than wait during a long unhappy siege at the
nalist Service, Box 232, 138-just be at
if
ing until midnight of the eve before the quiz, bookie that and we could the horses
Northern Blvd., Flushing, It. X.
Inspect
the track
of us do. . .because that's a stoogent and hug the rail and urge our numlike the rest
N. Y.
ber home we'd be able to buy some
for youl
A horse
school books. But alas.
5. To the campusmoothie who can offer mas race is still aa unpredictable as
Quigley's next lover.
Emily
culine friendship to eals on a
basis, and still remain interesting. . .because
Not being a native of Kentucky
we are more susceptible to recog
they're a rare species in