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ON PAGE TWO
Hill's Man Of The Year:
He Sold Quarky Xmas Cards

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Akers Injured. But Therell
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

VOLUME XXXII

Swing, Forum, Hobby Show,

"Shakertown swmg" for the
sweater session
regular
from 4 p.m. today in the ballroom
will highlgiht activity in the Union
building this week.
Also on the Union's program lor
the next few days are the regular
party
Modern Music concert and
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for Union Board members. The Union is planning a hobby show for
December 15. 16. and, 17. and a forum on the enjoyment of personnel
work December 10.
There will be absolutely no dat-'in- g
for the "Shakertown session."
Roberta-- Parker, director of the
dance, said yesterday
"Men and women will walk up to
the ballorom on opposite sides of
the stairs. They will be separated
from each other by a rope as they
go in the door. But ofter they get
in. itll be hands off, Margaret
Blackerby. chairman of the Union
house committee, sponsor of the
sweater sessions, said
MAHANES TO PLAY
Dave Mahanes and his
band mill play for the dance, which
is informal and free to all students.
The theme of the dance is taken
from the now abandoned Shaker- town community on the Harrods- hiirv mnA st! which mpmivrs nf nn.
posite sexes separated themselves.
Women sat on one side of the Shait- rLiun r.rnirrh mpn nn t hp nthpr
Each building 'had two doors;
COMMITTEES

committee. Around 125 persons are
expected to attend the event. Miss
Blackerby announced.
SECOND FORUM
Let's Talk About Personnel Work"
will be the subject of the second
of the Union forum series to be
held at 4 p.m. Wednesday, Dec! 10,
with Dr. M. M. White of the Personnel office and Miss Rankin Harris, director of Boyd hall, as speakers.
Dr. White wiH discuss the office side of the question and Miss
Harris will take the personnal aspect. Coffee will be served during
the open discussion that is to follow the short talks.:
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HOBBY SHOW
The Union's activities committee is planning an
hobby show for December 15. 16. and
17, in the music room, it was anfe.yj
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nounced yesterday. Any collections
MARGARET BLACKERBY
displays wm be welcomed from
hairmnn of the I'tiioii's studentsandfacultymembers.com- . is
House committee, which will mittee members said.
Information regarding collections
hold a "Shakertown swing" and to be entered in the contest should
be filed on blanks at the Union in
a committee jmrty today.
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In addition to the
sweater session, the Union will fea- ture this afternoon the record- intra nf Fkiike FTIlinptrm find hi. or.
chestra at the weekly Modem Mus- s"

The exhibition of the hobbies will
Bill Penlck. Kernel Music critic,
open to the public during sched
will direct the program which sched- - be
uled hours each day with an at- ules such records as "Take a Train'
explain the various items.
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frr.m tendant
Warm Valley," and
the room will be locked at the other
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From 8 to 10 p.m. today in the
hobby show is suc
If this
Carnegie Music room and the card
th TTnlnn hnuu rAmmittjp cessful, the activities committee
Dlan to make 11 an annual Union
is entertaining all members of the
event.
Union board committees who have
In charge of the arrangements for
served at least two years,
Dancing and informal entertain- - the show are Ivan Potts, chairman;
Friedman, Marian Yates, Ament will be on the party program Ester Spare,
Bob Schneider, Martha
Ik heitiv nlunnpH hv Mnrv lbeit
Ca"lpbeU
Ke J?08;, Pldy.'!,0neS
Ann Farbach. member of the house
Cantrill Clyde Hill, Jane Meyer.
and Robin Martin.

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Bar Association Passes
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Resolution
Copies To Be Sent

ToTSehalbrs,
Columnist Pegler
The Student Bar association passed a resolution Wednesday endorslegislation"
ing "any anti-striwhich mill eliminate strikes in de
fense industries, and sent copies of
the resolution to Senators Barkley
and Chandler and to columnist
Westbrook Pegler.
After heated debate, the resolu
tion, which was proposed by James
Wine, senior law student, passed by
a large majority
The resolution was brought to
the attention of the bar association
because we felt that an opinion on
tiie issue from a Kentucky group
would carry weight, since our state
is one of those most affected in the
nresent labor controversy." Wine
said.
The resolution follows:
"Whereas the peace and security
of the United States is being threat
ened by strikes in the defense in
dustries which are perpetrated by
the selfish interests of a few labor
leaders, and
Whereas the overwhelming desire
of the public is that such strikes be
eliminated during the emergency.
Be it resolved by the Student Bar
association of the University of
Kentucky that is go record as en- legislation
endorsing any anti-striwhich will eliminate strikes in the
defense industries for the duration
of the emergency.
Be it further resolved that a copy
of this resolution be sent to the following persons: Hon. Alben W
Barkley and Hon. A. B. Chandler.
United States Senators of the Com
monwealth of Kentucky."
PHRASE OPPOSED
The "any defense legislation'
phrase was opposed by E. Allan
Robins. Robert Boone, and R. E
Howard in the voting on the resolution.
During debate, a bar association
member said that members of the
United Mine Workers union which
was called on strike last week were
given no voice in affairs of the
union and received little or no benefit from the organization.
Many miners are opposed to Uie
activities of the union but are
. afraid to state their opinions
in the
union meetings because of the fear
of retribution by the group, he
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RI.FORM MOVEMENT
There is a movement on foot
however, by which the individual
union members may obtain reforms,
he said. Oiwiiy miners have tired of
what they call the unions' high
handed methods.
Officers of the bar a.ssociation
which is composed of the entire law
college student body, are Charles
Landrum. president; Marcus Red
wie. vice president; Helen Stephen- son. secretary: and Uhei Burrirn man, treasurer.

companies will each select one girl
as company sponsor.
Nominees are: Maureen Arthur,
Harriet Hord. Rita Sue Laslie. Helen
Culton. Virginia Hendricks. Josephine Baldauf. Sylvia Siegel, Willie
J. Silvers, Adalin Stern, Eileen Sullivan, independents; Louellen Penn,
Marjorie Randolph, Katharine Catron, Kappa Delta; Patsy Horkan.
Linda Mills, Frances Jinkins, Alpha
Delta Pi;
Peggy Forma n. Dora Peery, Margery Schwartz, Delta Delta Delta:
Aimee Murray. Gene Ray Crawford . Virginia Walker. Alpha Gamma Delta; Mary Nickerson, Jean
Allen Collins. Mary Beale Mylor. Chi
Omega; Shirley Mattox Jacqueline
Huguelet, Sara Ewing, Kappa Kap
pa Gamma; Jacqueline Gevedon,
Marcia Willing, Virginia Henderson,
ence Brown, Mildred Coleman, Zeta
Alpha XI Delta; Letha Hicks, Flor-Ta- u
Alpha; Wilyah Graves. Ernestine Fish, and Marjorie Wheeldon,
Delta Zeta.
Officers' chosen from last year's
sponsors and in charge of 1941 candidates are Caroline Conant. Captain; Louis Ewan. First Lieutenant;
Julia Johnson. Master Sergeant:
Geneva House, Second Lieutenant;
and Lida Stoll, First Sergeant Sec-

retary.

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SELECT SCHOLARS
Weaver, Hegeman,
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bacteriology

department. Dr. Charles Barkenbus,
chemistry department; Prof. D. V.
Hegeman.
German department;
and Prof. Robert Lunde, history department have been appointed by
Dean Paul P. Boyd to select four
faculty members to give a series of
lectures next spring honoring the
outstanding scholars of the Univer-

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sity.
These lectures have been planned
by the committee on the encouragement of scholarship and in addit'on
to honoring certain scholars they
are expected to be of real value
to the students.
The four lecturers will be chosen
from a list to be nominated by the
University faculty.

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Asked To Report

yester-

day.
Open to all students who plan to
teach after graduating .the meet
ing will feature a musical program.

The University of Kentucky Phil-- 1
harmonic orchestra under the baton
of Carl Lampert, gave a most delightful concert, the third in this
series, at Memorial hall Sunday af
ternoon.
Overture to "The Magic Flute",
the first selection, brought out the
typical Mozart style of composition.
The attacks and releases were clear
and distinct with good intonation
and excellent interpretation.
Turning from Mozart to Haydn,
the orchestra played Haydn's more
serious "Second Symphony in D
Major." Each movement was done
very beautifully with the separate
parts entering into the spirit. The
brass and woodwind sections
a charming mellow tone, and
the string sections executed each

Moore Will Speak

All members of the Kentuckian
theme very distinctly with artistic
staff are asked to report to the
ability. Professor Lampert explainKentucian office in the sub - base ed and illustrated the themes.
ment of McVey hall between 1 and
In the andante from "Symphony
p.m. today, it was announced
No. 5 in E Minor" by Tschaikow-skEloise Palmore. managing editor.
the French horn solo was done
The Kentuckian business staff re- with extreme ease and grace.- Sada total of 505 copies sold in
ness and pathos that only Tschai- kowsky can write In his music were the annual advance sale which
closed Friday. This is an increase
expressed in this selection.
of two copies over last year's sale.
The novel "Perpetuum Mobile" by
"With the high prices of everyStrauss, concluding number on the thing, it turned out much better
program. Seatured special eitects
than we had hoped." Betty How-- ;
by the woodwind and percussion ard. sales manager, said.
sections and a flowing melodic acIndividual
salesmen who mar-- 1
companiment by the harp.
eted the most copies were Betty
Intermezzo from "Cavaliera
Bohannan, Chi Omega, with 60; and
by Mascagni was done with Terry Noland. Sigma Alpha Epsi- -.
grace and simplicity as the first Ion. with IS; in the women's and

Miss Helen - Norrts Moore, head
bacteriologist
of the Fouke Fur
company of St. Louis. Mo., will
mate a series of talks on the
campus. Monday.
Speaking on the work in the
laboratory on haliphilic organisms
and the use of Silica gels as med- him. Miss Moore will present her
first lecture to members of the
Bacteriology society and guests from
other University departments at 4
p.m., Monday in the large lecture
room of the Biological Science
building.

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Editor-in-Chi-

Relations, Miss King was advertising manager for the Lexington Her- aid and at one time was In charge
of advertising for a downtown de
partment store.
Johnny Carrico's place as sports
editor will be taken by Gerald Griffin, publicity man for the Athletic
association., former professor in the
Journalism department, and sports
correspondent
for the Louisville

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By PATRICIA SNIDER
Don't ever worry that The Kernel won't come out on schedule.
It won't matter If all the boys are
drafted into active service and the
girls are called upon to drive buses:
there are enough professors on the
campus with "newspaper experience
to make an entire staff.
No opinion is expressed about
He said that the true power of their executive or reportorial abil
human thought and reasoning was ity. They will be hired according to
everywhere in the world.
It is the jobs that they held in their
founded upon the basic principles newspaper days.
F
that have been approximated by
philosophers,
but never defined.
Editor-in-chiof the professorial
Thought and observation are points staff will be Dr. Frank Lerond
of a secular trung'le. the third McVey, president-emeritof the
angle, at which is action.
University
He was an editorial
According to Dr. Kuiper, a per- writer of the New York Times and
son acquires knowledge in two ways, is the logical successor to Bob Amby observation and by reasoning. mons.
This latter way. he said, distingThe upwx rifslr uill hp t.nrnpH over
uishes man from animals. "An ani- to Dr. Neil Plummer. head of the
mal mind can think and put situa- journalism department. His exper- tions together, but they cannot for- ience in newspaper work was gained
mulate ideas." he declared.
on The Kernel and the Lexington
To be really intelligent. Dr. Kui- Herald. The work he has done in
ri
per said, a person should cultivate sports, news, police reports.
a persistent, careful, and accurate correspondence is good background
observation and. also, develop his for knowing just what might hap- powers of thought by bringing pen.
After the copy Is passed over the
things together to see the inconsist- news desk it is sent to the copy
encies and contradictions.
desk for reading and corretion. The
copy editor is blamed for Incorrect
facts that creep into a story. True,
Capps Elected
he knows only what the reporter
Professor Julian H. Capps of writes, bue he Is supposed to be all- Bedea was elected president of the wise about spelling, addresses, and
Lexington section of the American middle Initials. Prof. Victor Port- Chemical society at a recent mee- t- mann of the journalism depart- mg. it was announced yesterday. He ment qualifies for this job: he
succeeds Dr. J. L. Gabbard. former worked on the copy desk of the
(member of the University faculty. Minneapolis Tribune in 1926.

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FASHION
Fashion will be presented by Dr.
Margaret Ratliff of the psychology
department, who was a fashion
writer for Women's Wear in New
York. In this capacity she will attend all football, basketball, tennis,
and golf games to discover what
styles and colors seem to be pleasing most to the spectators. Evening
dresses will be studied on first
nights at the Guignol and at dances
and formal teas and receptions.
In order that The Kernel will
not get out of contact with other

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night if we had time to take off," ever been working 10 years old and speeches In St. Paul.
since he was
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Professor Portmann said. "If there
CYCLONE
at one time as an Associated Press
were no time, we sent the copy boy
One of Dr. Miner's most thrilling
Student Government associatwn experiences was during the cyclone
one hand, and
copy was read with
news will be handled by a professor that killed scores of people and de- the coffee drunk with the other." who covered three sessions of the molished the business district of
MILK TOAST
Texas legislature in Austin for the New Richmond, Wis. He says:
"You know," he went on. "the Austin statesman. Prof. Edward
"I went out on the first relief
favorite midnight snack was milk Newbury of the psychology depart- - train and covered the disaster for
toast, ana we wenumeu me uiguis ment wno also tjd work on police, a week. All the lines were down, but
we could get out to eat some."
flre movie anf chamber of Com- - enough repair work was done to get
will be done by merce beats.
The make-u- p
out the names of the dead. No other
several people. Dr. McVey on the
information could be sent out. and
"That's newspaper censorship."
editorial page. Dr. Plummer and
The psychology department will there were all the reporters trying to
Professor Portmann handling the also furnish the reporter to inter- - get out some kind of story
news, and Miss Helen King making view celebrities that come to the
"By chance. I discovered that a
up the advertising. Now a member campus. Dr. J. B. Miner .head of the relief train was going back to St.
William Paul with the injured and would get
of the University Bureau of Public department,
interviewed
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(iiivH.atin of the first
a 10 a. in. Thiiisd.iY in Memorial hall.
Seated on the platform with Mrs.
Ethridge will be members of the
English and journalism departments
and representative members of the
Kernel staff.
Father George CBryan will give
the Invocation. Music will be played
by Led ford Gregory, violinist.
Dr. W. W. Jennings, professor of
economics and president of the locl
chapter of Phi Beta Kappa, will
present the winners of the honorary! book award at the assembly.
Mrs. Ethridge. who was born in
Savannah. Ga.. received her A. B.
degree from Wesl.-launiversity.
She makes her home at Prospect
and is a member of the Public
Health Nurse association.
Besides her most recent book. "I'll
Sing One Song". Mrs. Ethridge. is
author of "As I Live and Breathe",
and "Mingled Yarn." Sha was the
recipient of a fellowship of the
trust for study in Central
Europe on the problems of minority races.
"Growing demands for her to
speak before important national organisations make it probable that
the University will not have her
again for some years.'" Dean Henry
H. Hill said.
Occupying the platform with Mrs.
Ethridge will be Father O'Bryan.
Dean Hill. Gregory. Dr. L. L. Dantz-le- r;
Dr. Neil Plummer; Professors
E. F. Farqhar. Grant C. Knistht.
George K. Brady; Associate Profes-- 5
sors Frank C. Fowler; W. F. Gallo-b- y
way; Assistant Professors Wm. R.
Sutherland. Lawrence Yates.
guerlte McLaughlin. W. C. Tucker,
Victor R. Portmann; W. S. Word.
John L. Cutler. W. E. Clark. Clarence Geiger. Richard P. Adams.
Pat. Hanauer. Bob Ammons. Jim
Wooldridge. and Bob Hilleiuneyer.
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Will Baek Field House

There'll Always Be A Kernel- - With Faculty Staff
Here's The Staff
From Reporter

Mrs. Will if Snow tthiidt',
ktiiiiitky Hiitt-ml Ifttuier.
will sptak at the lliiicl and filial
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Sue Fan Goodiug of Lexington. IVLLU T EillkJ T
n fr rt m a o rm ir rf 97 nnn testants Friday night in Memorial! A
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was crowned
halL
Kentuckian
queen at ceremonies held Satur-- .
day night in the Union building.
As a result of the tie vote. Carl
Staker of Maysville and Al Spare
of Covington were named most- j
popular-ma- n
on the campus.
Allison Hearne. arts and sciences
Attendants to Miss Gooding were
Henryetta Hall, Nicholasville ; Ann junior from Princeton, is recovering
Austin. Williamsburg;
and Eloise at her home in Lexington from
Palmore. Frankfort, all members of minor injuries sustained Friday in
Delta Delta Delta.
the automobile accident that result- Miss Gooding is a member of ed in fatal injuries to Anne
Kappa Gamma, the Kernel las McCown. agriculture senior from
staff, the Kentuckian staff, and Versailles.
the Union Music Committee.
Funeral services were held Sur.- Staker, an independent, is a stu- - day in Versailles for Miss McCown
dent in the engineering college, cap- - who was a major in animal hus-tai- n
of the basketball team, and a'bandry in the College of
of Tau Beta Pi, honorary culture. She was a member of Chi
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engineering fraternity.
Omega social sorority. Block and
Spare, member of Triangle fra-- 1 Bridle. Alma Magna Mater, and
ternity, is captain of the Pershing the Committee of 240.
Rifles unit and a member of Tau
were enroute to
The group
; Jacksonville.
Beta Pi. (
Fla.. to visit friends.
The queen and court were se- - curve and turned over three times,
lected by Mayor T. Ward Havely, curve and turned over three times.
Major Gerald Griffin, and Mrs. Ro-- 1 according to a Georgia state troop-be-rt
Young.
eT.
Around 500 persons attended the
Charles Nuckols. Jr.. Midway, and
dance, music for which was played Riiey Bennett, Orlando. Fla.. also
by Bill Cross Blue and White or-- ! pasengers in the car. were
a.
jured..
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To Sit On Stage

Hall, Austin, Rehm
ALLISON HEARNE
Palmare Named
Queen's Attendants;

FOUR NAMED

Dr. R. H. Weaver,

VIOLINIST
SLATED TO PLAY
English, Journalism

Gooding, Spare, Staker
Take Yearbook Honors

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Philharmonic Concert Sunday
Called 'Delightful' By Critic

Future Teachers
The Future Teachers

To Address Convocation
Third Hour Thursday

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Kuiper Tells Fifth OpenCIass

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soil scientist
from the University of California,
spoke to the Agronomy club last
week.

By BOB TANNER
Dr. John Kuiper, head of the phil
osophy department,, declared in an
open lecture Friday that man must
stress a high level of intelligence
in order to cope witb the world
situation of today.
The trend in other countries
toward achievements of the hand ra
ther than of the brain have led
to yielding to brute strength and
abandoning of the fruits of human
intellect," Dr. Kuiper told 75 students attending the fifth of the
series of open lectures. This one
was in logic.
of the power
A development
of thought, he said, is essential to
his leads
intellectual achievement.
to adequate assimilation of ideas
so that contradictions and fallacies
cen be determined.
LAWS OF THOUGHT
The three laws of thought handed
down for 2000 years: the laws of
identity, excluded middle, and contradiction, were explained by Dr.
Kuiper. These laws were stated as:
identity, if a statement is true, it
is true; excluded middle: a thing
is either true or false; a statement
cannot be both true and false.
These laws of thought were defined by Dr. Kuiper as philosophic
principles that would be investigated and illustrated, end that played
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The second meeting of candi
dates for ROTC unit sponsors will
be held from 5 to 6 p. m. this afternoon In room 203 of the Armory.
Girls nominated by the independents and various sororities will be
required to buy uniforms, to drill
once a week, and to take part In first
DEAN HENRY H. HILL
aid demonstrations, under the unit's
. litis jiliinnctl
the semester's
program. In addition, ROTC mem- .
bers will give
parties corii'ocntion sei'ies, lust of which
for candidates.
will he held Thursday.
At the end of January, the eight

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there in time to make our deadline. I kept the news under my hat.
but hung around the station, waiting for it to pull out. I didn't even
get on until the train was moving
away, then I made a dash for it
and swung onto the last car. That

was a scoop!"
He covered the railroad beat tor
a while, but it was rather hard to
get any news. The president of the
railroad owned a rival newspaper.
COLUMNS
One of Dr. Miner's jobs was to
edit a football column and a bicycle
column. That was the day of the
bicycling fads and century riders
those who bicycled 100 miles In
one day.
"There is nowhere else that a
young man can get so much experience In the same amount of
time as a reporter for a newspaper."
Dr. Miner said.
The rest of the reporting staff
will be made up of Miss Marguerite
McLaughlin of the journalism department and E. Sulzer. head of
the Bureau of Public Relations.
Miss Margie, as she is known on
the campus, worked for several
years on the Lexington Herald. In- eluding the time of the first Worid
Sulztr sj experience was on the
ano lne ln"
aianopolis Star.
TYPESETTER
The typesetter for this DaDer will
be Dr. Paul P. Boyd, dean of the
arts and sciences colege. who used
to be printer's devil for a country
newspaper In Arkansas. He set type,
ran the hand presses and job presses
and helped fold the newspapers by
hand.
"That was one time I wished
the circulation was uou 10 the
zero mark," lie sighed.
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Committee Of 240

To Meet Thursday

In Radio Studiqs
Reorganized for the 1941-l- L school
year, the Committee of 240. a group
of students and faculty members
of the University who dissemuiate
information of the school in the
120 counties of the state, will hold
its first meeting of the year r.
7:30 p.m. Thursday. December 11.
in the University radio studios.
President Herman L. Donovan
will address the committee al this
time. Other speakers at the meeting
will be G. Moss Patterson. U. K
alumnus and director of the statf
department of mines and minerals:
James Wine and John Clarke.
ODK members: and Leroy Hughes,
member of the committee from
Simpson county.
During the Christmas vacation.
the committee will boott the Uni
versity's field house campaign over
the state, it was said by the members of the group.
E. G. Sulzer. Uiuversity publicity director and head of the committee, could not be reached yesterday for a statement concernir.?
plans for the field house campaign.
Members of this year's comnut-arby counties:
Adair: Warren Cloyd Shipp and
Mary Ann Leach. Columbia; C. E.
Harris. Experiment station; Allen
county: Dr, L. A. Pardue. physics
department: Anderson: 'Ruby Evelyn Baxter and George Gilbert.
Lawrenceburg:
Marion C. Brown,
assistnat professor of mathematics.
Ballard: Mary Anna Piper. Wick-liffJunius C. Lewis. LaCenter;
Professor A. J. Lawrence, commerce
college. Barren: Phyllis R. Gerald
and William B. Jones. Glasgow;
Wendell E. Beals. commerce college.
Bath; Mary Smith. Sharpsburg:
James Edward Click. Salt Lick. Bell;
Theodore A. White, Middlesboro;
Milton Henry Lewis Jr., Pinevllle:
Mrs. W. R. Wood. University school
librarian. Boone: Alice K.
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The Birth Of A Fluid Tongue
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Oil ho. hiii we don'i have 10 worry now! Jusi
and girls handy iheir win it isms ami
ihrase. No
lliji .im.iuM ihem the ncatly-turnclonger need we sit back and swallow.
Oh no i n lin I! W'e have read a liook!
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the picture. There sat a
gill and a man. Now. this is not unusual, but
in this case the girl was Ixaulilul and was dressed in a low cm evening gown and the man was
looking cook otf in another direction. The
gill was wringing her hankerc hiel.
I his teavd
our imagination. Why was this
man scorning such a lovely girl? How could he:
Imaloof with such charm so near-- '
I Inn we learned
the awful truth, and our
hi ail ve in out to the exrgirl. She elieln'l know
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I tin live
Phrases. W'e knew exaeilv how
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ai; active man," the ad said, and we knew jusi
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bow she- lelt. "At times like this you must know
blight conversation starters like 'Wonderful
paiiv'" . . . Doesn't the room lok glamorous
wiih ihc-s- t colored lights?'
"Fjisv lo learn, bill such simple friendly
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phrases ce rtainly he lp you lo ge l aeepiainle-romance!"
and llie v may pave the way to
" I his." we said whe n we read il. "is jusi what
i need."
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Beware This New Memory System--I- l
May Land You In The Bughouse
I WITNESS By Bob Bakfr
stand their apparently simple little
cv'ist at the University of Washing- - attractions.
in the latest issues of all our fav- ton. has run across the helpful
rrans of aiding all the absent- - orite magazines we came across

One Dr. E. R.

Guthrie, a

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rr.inded who can never remember
people's names. His method, which
he says completely outmodes the
technique,
needs no equipment other than a
healthy pair of lungs and a lack
of timidity.
-As a means of remembering
other peonies names, he recom- mends. "Shout the other person's
name at the top ol your lungs me
rroment you are introduced."
As a means to an end we are
quite certain that Dr. Guthrie's prescription Is Infallible but we are a
bit wary of its practicality since
people are enough on edge nowadays; and besides we are likely to
be interned in a mental institution
since even the conventionally sane
aro being doubted these days.
Take the case of Patrick Sullivan
of New Orleans, sitting quietly in a
movie theater, was mistaken for an
eraped luntic and locked up de- spue nis angry p.uieis.
son sitting quiely in a movie house
can be suspeciea oi insanity ana
arrested we wonder what would
happen to the man who would start
screaming the moment he was inviolent, no
troduced. Something
doubt!

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It may seem like a trivial matter
the midst of war and a Pacific
Crisis and in the shadow of strikes
and shutdowns but we feel that we
must call your attention to the adstuffing our magavertisements
in

zines nowadays. These timid blitz- kreigs are getting to be quite
mnscance. We didnt mind them
when they began to reproduce fam- ons paintings and surrealistic wo- men to put their products across
but we feel that they do have a
kirk coming now that they are mak- ing us rack our brains to under- -

which were
pesxd to be puzzled over to read
them from top to bottom before
they give us the slightest hint as to
what and who it is all about.
This weelt we I0und ourselves be- ing mercilessly quizzed about the
followlng Subjects-"H- ow
High is
Up?- - ..How manv grandchildren has
a Lump of Coal?" "Is Philadelphia
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Can I Quote

You On That
By MARTHA DAVIS
you think the
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Question:
American isolation movement is
tied up with Germany? If so, to

what extent?
Bud(1y Brow.n

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The longer
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freshman

Germany can
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better chance Germany has of
winning it.
Mary Ann Farbach, A & S junior
Yes. Germany wants to delay our
aid to Russia and England. I think
we should. help the allies as much
as possible without sending troops.
Ag junior
Ernie Ilillenme-vrr- ,
No. I think the chief isolationists
of this country are trying to use
their good judgment and have
"peace at any price."
Beth Caddy, A&S freshma- nSome isolationists may have Ger- man connections but I think that
most OI tnem are Just not
ed enough to see this emergency.
Sis Milward,
freshman
Yes. I think Germany has control
of all the isolationists in the United
States.
SlIre!

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IN the Chips?" and then "How
Many Legs Has a Syllogism?" We
thought and though and thought
about aU these apparently impoit- ant trutns tut we finally had to
give up ln despair and read pa- tienty every iast word and wc co-- . t
mm(j admitting we were very dis- appointed. We would like to know
who is responsible for this under- handed means of wasting our time.
U seems as If the advertisers have
,a,.hed crisis mrf are frantii-- for
some new ways of attracting the
innocent public's attention. Having
tried everything conceivable and a
few things that aren't they have at
last resorted to a printed quiz show.
We hesitate to predict what the
next step might be but we sincerely
hope that they do not become so
desperate they start buying club.s
and beating us into buying their
products.
We're not through with the advertisements yet. We've got one more
kick. It's about the new Listerine
ads, which consist of a series of
closeups of a pretty girl gargling
mouthwash, soaKing ner leei in
bathtub, and blowing her nose. This
makes the girl look like hell, but
as we get it we are supposed to b"
charmed. In every ad the model
displays an aloofness and sweetness
of spirit almost beyond belief.
Apparently it is the purpose of
all this to suggest to sweethearts,
wives and mothers that there is
nothing that tugs at the heartstrings of a male like the sight of
a woman gargling her throat, soaking her corns, and blowing her nos?.
We want to state right here and
now that if any woman thinks she
can tug at her heartstrings with
a performance like that we'll throw
the