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Council voted to
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would allow cars to
be towed upon receiv-
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By Steve Ivey

STAFF WRITER

Anyone who parks down-
town has at least one more
month before they may have to
worry about having their car
towed after four unpaid park
ing tickets.

The second reading of an
ordinance that would allow
cars to be towed after receiving
a fourth parking ticket was on
the docket for Wednesday‘s
Fayette Urban County Council
meeting.

Btit 3rd District council-
man Dick DeCamp. who sup-
ports the ordinance. made a
motion to postpone the second
reading of the ordinance until
the March 7 meeting. thereby

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postponing a vote that could
put the law in the books.

The motion to postpone
passed 7-3.

DeCamp said he made the
move to postpone the reading
because several council mem
bers who are in favor of the or-
dinance were absent from the
meeting

“The second reading
would need eight votes for the
ordinance to pass." he said.
“With three members present
who were in opposition. we
wouldn‘t have had the votes
tonight."

DeCamp said Dr. David
Stevens. councilman‘at-large.
would have been the eighth
supporting vote. but Stevens
did not arrive to the meeting in

time for the second reading

Scott (‘rosbie councilman
atlarge and LeXington may
oral candidate. was among
those who voted against posi-
poning the reading He said the
council needs to explore other
options.

"We need to start being
more innovative." he said.
"We've not even considered go-
ing to the state legislature and
asking for legislation that
would prevent people from re~
newing their drivers license if
they had too many outstanding
tickets."

Crosbie also said the ordi
nance change would not send
the right message about people
coming downtown.

"Think about the possible

expense for people this would
affect." he said. “if your car
has been towed and stored for
10 days. the cost could he sever
til hundred dollars.

” ‘v'e need to find other
ways besides hammering l'K
students and the surrounding
community that make our
downtown thrive."

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Morriss expresses optimism
about his first signing class

Help needed: Coach expects immediate contributions
from some; others will exercise "grayshirt" option

By Tom Soper

"We're counting on Chad Ander-

STAFF WRITiR

Football Coach Guy Morriss is
happy with his first recruiting class at
UK

“Today is a good day for us at UK
football," he said at a news conference
Thursday. “It's a good culmination of a
long year of hard recruiting, and we
feel very good about the class that we
have signed." ‘

NCAA sanctions cut UK‘s scholar-
ship allotment to 16 for 2002. but 21
players were signed.

Middlesboro linebacker Durrell
White will attend UK on an academic
scholarship, and four others,
“grayshirts.” will enroll in January,
2003. They will begin weightstraining
.but will not be permitted to train or
practice with the team until August
when they'll be placed on scholarship.

Junior-college transfer Kamaal Ah-
mad. a linebacker. will count toward
last year’s scholarship total. which sets
the count for 2002 at 15.

Morriss said a number of players
will need to contribute.

“Obviously Kamaal Ahmad and
(wide receiver) Chris Bernard. coming
out of (junior-college) should be ready."
he said. “We‘re counting on those two
guys. and they were recruited to come
here and play right away.

son to come in and play some. He's a
year older and he’s gotten more ma-
ture. Jared McGowan, the big lineman
out of Mississippi. has a chance to see
some time next fall. and Yancey
Reynolds. the junior-college All-Ameri-
can from Georgia Military, was re-
cruited to be a starter."

Anderson chose UK over big-name
schools like Michigan, Ohio State and
Miami (Fla).

Morriss added that all the signees
would have an opportunity to fight for
a starting job.

Many experts and fans get caught
up in where a school's recruiting class
ranks nationally, but Morriss said he
doesn‘t pay too much attention to that.

Tom Lemming. a recruiting ana-
lyst for ESPNcom. did not include a
UK signee in his list of the top 100 prep
prospects for 2002.

“I don't really believe in ranking
them," Morriss said. “I don't think this
is an exact science. it's kind of a crap
shoot. I think you should judge a class
two or three years down the road."

Morriss said UK‘s membership in
the Southeastern Conference and its
overall package influenced recruits.
but the main reason was simple.

“These kids want to be here," he
said. “They’re excited about coming
and playing for the Blue and White."

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TOWN AND UNIVERSITY

UK tries to learn
from Yale's plan

Changes: School overcame similar problems
By Kristin Durbln

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Yale and the l'iiiversity of Kentucky share a common goal

Michael Morland. vice president of Yale l'iiiversity for New
Haven State Atlairs. told l'K faculty and community iiieiiibei‘s
Thursday how Yale University developed a "college town" just as
[TK hopes to do

It wasn't easy. Morland said. and iii the
past. New Haven's image had been out of
sync with reality. "(Thange is hard." he said

Morlaiid said he learned lessons along
Yale's ioiii my to develop a college-town at
iiiospherc. including the importance of pres
idential leadership at a university

”You should have great faith something
is going to happen here.“ Morland said

Dan Rowland. (lames l‘enter director.
said Morland's years ofexpei'ience can help
show [K the way

Morland's discussion. the first in a 5p.
ries of three. shows how a univerSity and
continuum can successfully work together.
Rowland said

Morland said progress should be incre
mental. and persistence is required with an
initiative such as l'K‘s "f‘ollege Town (7on7
ccpt "

Moi‘laiid said iii order to create a stronger New Haven. Yale fo
cused on economic development. strong neighboi'l‘ioods and a vital
downtown

l'K's goals are similar The "College-Town Concept" plan re
cently announced by [TR president Lee Todd and IeXiIigton mayor
Pam Miller will be focused on area development and preservation
of eiiisting llf'lghltoi‘hrmtls

l'K trustee and former (iov Edward Hi'eathitt said the plan
will succeed with committed people in the communitj.‘ and at Hi

"The mayor and president have got to put it together,“ he said

Questions?

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next two seminars
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BOOKS

Alum's parents donate
Soviet military library

A massive collection: Couple collected
books in Russia for more than 40 years

By Melanie Beckwlth

UN'Q Bo' N”; I43 "'9

In No: while stationed in Moscow. a ITnited States Air Fort e
colonel and his wife began collecting books about the Souiet
military

In the next in years colonel William F Scott and his wife.
Harriet Fast Scott. amassed approxnnately limo volumes during
their frequent trips to Russia.

In December. the Scotts. whose two sons graduated from l'h'.
donated the massive cr'illection to the university

Stuart Kaufn'ian. an associate professor and director of gradu
ate studies in political science who helped bring the collection to
lIK. said the current interest in (‘old War history will bring out
side scholars to UK who wish to utilize this rare research library

“It can help us understand whv there was an arms, race and
help us prevent similar problems in the future." he saltl

The raritv of many of the books in the collection miikes it
unique. he added

“(Many of these bmks werei pul’ilished in the Soviet l'nzon :0
to .lo years ago. when it was hard to get act (‘ss to that iiit’ornia
tion." he explained

This massive library contains such voiiiities as the writings of

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Visitation proposal
must meet deadline

By Sara Cunningham
agr';§.igr‘””"” '

The etiort to change I'K s visitation polirj. tontinues as the
deadline for change draws closer To have any chance it changing
the policy. Resident Student (founcil must create ,i proposal by the
last week in February or first week in March. said Dana Nash. sec~
retars of the RS(‘ Visitation policx committee

"We are really working hard or. meeting the deadline " Nash
said

The deadline was set because l'K's‘ Housing Department needs
to notify incoming students of am change in Visitation policy be-
fore students select a residence hall for next fall, Nash said

While this current eff-tit may bring the first change to the vis-
itation policy since Nil. ii is not the first push toward a change. In
1997. a similar plan proposed by RS(‘. then known as Resident Hall
Association. failed to meet the deadline

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That’s where I’ve found my talent. If it crawls, I can

eat it

They taste like dirt if you chew them.

- MARK HOGG, "THE WORM MAN"

Slimy, dirty and wriggling,
worms bring in the money

By Joe Anderson

STAFF WRITER

Picture a scene: You've just
walked into a campus party,

it's fairly standard Friday
night fare. as hip~hop bumps
from a stereo. people mingle
and sip beer. But the boring
turns bizarre as you walk into
the kitchen. where a man gob
bles slimy. 7-inch worms by the
handful.

Meet Mark “The
Man" Hogg.

Hogg. who lives in \‘er-
sailles. holds the world record
for eating worms on the
“Regis Philbin show." he ate 96
worms in 30 seconds

“I'm sure I could eat 140 in
30 seconds." he says. ‘I don't
want to do my best. though. be-
cause no one would ever chal-
lenge me."

After washing them. Hogg
eats his worms alive and whole.
“They taste like dirt if you
chew them. and it just slows
you down." he says,

Hogg calls his favorite trick
“the spaghetti." He places one
end of the worm between his
lips. It dangles for a moment in
the air. squirming and glisten—
ing. Then slurp , the worm
vanishes down his throat.

"You can only feel them
wriggling for a second" he
says “though if you eat a hun-
dred of them you can feel them
in your stomach. It feels like
butterflies down there."

Hogg regards his unusual
diet with pride. saying that
worms are 82 percent protein.
and are low in fat He recom-
mends them to the uninitiated.
citing their nutritional value.

“They‘re pretty good with
scrambled eggs." he says.

Worm

Hogg began his worm~eat-
ing career while serving in the
army in Panama. where he ate
them as part of survival train
ing. He also tried cockroaches
and grilled monkey. but found
his niche with night crawlers

"That's where i found my
talent.” he says. "If it crawls. I
can eat it."

Hogg's wife Holly is also
his manager. His eating habits
didn‘t faze her when they first
met.

“i thought it was kind of
cool." she says. "1 used to fish
with worms when I was a kid.
and they didn't bother me." She
has never eaten a worm.
though she once had one in her
mouth when they did the Regis
show together.

Hogg is now a wornreating
professional He has appeared
on TV eight times. on
the “Guinness Book of
World Records" show. “Ripley‘s
Believe It or Not."
"Maury Poyic‘n." "Entertain-
ment Tonight." MTV. Regis and
in Canada. .-prearances on
"The Tonight Show” and "Late
Night with Dave Letterman"
were canceled because of fear of
protests by animal rights ac-
tivists.

His TV appearances led to
paid trips to England. Spain.
Portugal. Canada and Holly-
wood. He grows dreamy when
he speaks of the fivestar hotels
and the limousine rides.

He leaves in March for a
fiveyear contract doing shows
at The Venetian. a new casino
in Las Vegas.

In the meantime. he wants
to come to parties around PK.
and get paid to eat worms.

He said if you want your
next party to stand out from the
rest. he's an opportunity

 

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Tammy

Mark “The worm man"
Hogg charges a flat fee of
$200 to appear at a party.
His fees increase for differ-
ent services. His contact
number is (859) 879-6649.

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carpet of the Cat's Den before
next Tuesday night. There may and a "sordid beverage glass.“
be students rolling on it. The

The SAB-sponsored (“ome- kicked
dy Caravan made its premier
this past Tuesday. and it didn‘t
seem a waste of time to the stu-
dents who came out.

"It was hilarious." said
Scott Jones. a physics fresh
man. "I laughed my ass off."

Brent Guiliani agreed.

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Headliner for the night was
WKQQ's Bob and 'l‘oni i‘i-giiifii
Lord (‘arrett

(‘arrett has appeared on
Showtime. (‘oinetiy central and
even an episode of Tl.(".~- .X
Dating Story."

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transitions. stage presence,
"bitchin’ shoes.‘ ex wife
and "rock-a-liilly hair made it Ir
a roomful of ruckus

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tude and got all my
Carrett said.

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.»Xs for next week. (‘arrett
said the comedian Spike Davis
a :ll be a treat for students

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